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Title: Crushes
Post by: horsehead on February 17, 2009, 08:45:22 AM

OK now I've just realised that I've kinda..maybe...sorta gotta crush on Katy Perry. Yes the music is cheesy, but she's making me feel funny down there. It must be the slight retro pin-up thing.

Also I sorta have a crush on Liza Tarbuck...don't know why!
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Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Twinfan on February 17, 2009, 08:50:41 AM
Ha ha!

It's Alesha Dixon for me  :oops:
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: horsehead on February 17, 2009, 09:28:17 AM
which part was the HA HA for?
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Stevepage on February 17, 2009, 09:38:54 AM
Kate Beckinsale for me  :D

And for some reason, Lady GAGA, and I really don't know why  :lol:
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Johnny Mac on February 17, 2009, 09:41:15 AM
Lisa Tarbuck!  :o She would $%&# you to death!!! Mind you I'm thinking that's what you like  :lol: :lol:

I can see where your coming from though and I wouldn't throw her out of bed for farting, which I'm sure she does many!

Ok, Denise Van Outen has always been a firm favorite of mine. Did you see her recently in the Morrisons adverts on the telly? I think she looks better now than ever.

Emily Maitlis on BBC News. She was the only reason I watched BBC London News a few years back, she looked amazing  on there. She had her own fanboy websites with lots of piccies! Her boots, oh man her boots, her legs, the woman is Alpha Female No1!!  8)

Isobel Lang, sky weather girl, lovely red head.

Georgie Thompson, Sky Sports News...check this pic out!!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v515/bloodylamer/bar-stewardly-photos/0505/album56/georgie-thompson01200701.jpg

Sarah Parrish. Phroarww!!

Vanessa Upton, she was an uber bitch, always in Loaded in the 90's

Aleshia Dixon, yes she looks incredible, she comes from a town quite near me. I hear she's single and looking for a man.  PDT_009
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Stevepage on February 17, 2009, 09:47:56 AM
Aleshia Dixon is from Welwyn Garden City I think. I sat behind her once at my old school (her sister was in the same year as my younger brother) during some performance. She's incredibly thin, very confident too.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Johnny Mac on February 17, 2009, 09:55:59 AM
Aleshia Dixon is from Welwyn Garden City I think. I sat behind her once at my old school (her sister was in the same year as my younger brother) during some performance. She's incredibly thin, very confident too.

Your nearer to her than me!! She has some serious hot thighs! Yes she is very confident, which would explain why she is single, she scares us all off!
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Twinfan on February 17, 2009, 10:14:00 AM
which part was the HA HA for?


Lisa Tarbuck  :lol:  Just not my cup of tea!
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: horsehead on February 17, 2009, 10:47:20 AM
Don't worry mate, I won't be pinching Aleisha from you
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Twinfan on February 17, 2009, 11:01:55 AM
I wish!!!  :lol:

If we all liked the same thing it would be a boring world  :)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: _tom_ on February 17, 2009, 11:37:02 AM
It's all about Avril Lavigne and Hayley Williams tbh :P
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: AndyR on February 17, 2009, 11:56:44 AM
Hazel Irvine, Dr Alice Roberts, the young Judy Garland (see Meet Me in St Louis), Judy Garland's daughter Liza (see "Maybe this time" in Cabaret - phwoar!!), the Lily Allen pic that Philly posted a while back...

I could go on, and on, and on...
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: SG Thrasher on February 17, 2009, 12:05:19 PM
Sheridan Smith - Janet from Two pints of Lager, I'm a sucker for women with low cut tops.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Afghan Dave on February 17, 2009, 12:08:56 PM

OK now I've just realised that I've kinda..maybe...sorta gotta crush on Katy Perry. Yes the music is cheesy, but she's making me feel funny down there. It must be the slight retro pin-up thing.


Errm... Me too... She just has that certain something that puts a fire in my loins.  :?
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Philly Q on February 17, 2009, 12:48:50 PM
Christina Ricci, Lily Allen (I hate myself for that one), Gillian Kearney (currently on Casualty, I think) and Katherine Parkinson (from The IT Crowd, although she looks bloody awful in The Old Guys).  And Meryl Streep.  Yes, Meryl Streep.

Katy Perry has a certain something, but she's too tall and all the media exposure is making her increasingly irritating.

Agreed with earlier comments re Alesha Dixon, Emily Maitlis and Liza Tarbuck!

Lady GaGa looks like a tranny.


Judy Garland (see Meet Me in St Louis), Judy Garland's daughter Liza (see "Maybe this time" in Cabaret - phwoar!!

Speaking of actresses who appeal chiefly to gay men  :| ......

Barbra Streisand is super hot in What's Up Doc (1972).  No really, she is.  Just in that one film.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: gwEm on February 17, 2009, 01:11:19 PM
If we all liked the same thing it would be a boring world  :)
We might get some decent metal in the charts though! ;)

I know very well what horsehead means about lisa tarbuck, though she wouldn't be my first choice for a thread such as this.

edit: should perhaps go into details with some suggestions then:

Sandrine Bonnaire, Ryoko Hirosue - nothing like French film direction to imply sexiness!
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: horsehead on February 17, 2009, 01:18:48 PM
Sheridan Smith....oh my! She does funny things to me

(http://i27.tinypic.com/29xyfbo_th.gif)

Also known as Lucie Miller the 8th doctor's companion...






I just got geeky didn't I
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Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: blue on February 17, 2009, 01:19:42 PM
i too remember being strangely attracted to Lisa Tarbuck when she used to do breakfast tv. she just has a sexiness about her which a lot of these skinny plastic chested women will never even come close to!

Christina Ricci also floats my boat :)

i have another crush, but she's not famous or anything, so i'll keep that one to myself  :oops:
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: gwEm on February 17, 2009, 01:22:02 PM
i have another crush, but she's not famous or anything, so i'll keep that one to myself  :oops:
+1
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: SG Thrasher on February 17, 2009, 01:23:51 PM
Sheridan Smith....oh my! She does funny things to me

(http://i27.tinypic.com/29xyfbo_th.gif)

YEEEEEEEEEEEES!
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: WezV on February 17, 2009, 01:26:40 PM
Katy Perry has a certain something, but she's too tall and all the media exposure is making her increasingly irritating.

too tall!!! - no such thing :)

she is irrating, one of those to watch on mute with some metal playing instead

i like the way she is styled, the pin-up thing does do it for me.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: bucketshred on February 17, 2009, 01:30:09 PM
katy perry
lily allen
kate beckinsale
vikki blows
hayley williams
gemma arterton
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: _tom_ on February 17, 2009, 01:46:28 PM
Sheridan Smith....oh my! She does funny things to me

(http://i27.tinypic.com/29xyfbo_th.gif)

YEEEEEEEEEEEES!

+1!
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Roobubba on February 17, 2009, 01:53:55 PM
There's a weather presenter on BBC South called Reham Khan, she's pretty tasty :)

Did have a thing for Cameron Diaz, but since she started dating that little irritating eunuch, the magic has gone :(

Roo
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: ChunkyMunky on February 17, 2009, 02:06:51 PM
Drew Barrymore anyone?
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Roobubba on February 17, 2009, 02:15:10 PM
Drew Barrymore anyone?
Not at all :( Never saw the fascination there tbh...
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: SG Thrasher on February 17, 2009, 02:20:45 PM
Drew Barrymore anyone?
Oh +1, On on of the Charlie's Angels films where she's in the racing jumpsuit(Not as strange as it sounds, believe me), boobs galore.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: FELINEGUITARS on February 17, 2009, 02:22:16 PM
For me a  touch of the exotic or latina

Salma Hayek, Penelope Cruz or her sister Monica Cruz
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/01/16/article-1119322-02FE4C07000005DC-861_468x673.jpg)

Kate Beckinsdale, Ann Hathaway,  Liz Hurley (as seen in Austin Powers) for that English Rose look
Still like Catherine Zeta Jones too
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Philly Q on February 17, 2009, 02:24:58 PM
Drew Barrymore anyone?

She's nice, but she has a weird chin.  In profile she looks like Mr Punch.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: horsehead on February 17, 2009, 03:37:36 PM
Drew Barrymore anyone?

She's nice, but she has a weird chin.  In profile she looks like Mr Punch.


 :headphones1: :twisted:
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Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: bucketshred on February 17, 2009, 03:55:24 PM
ashley tisdale
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: dave_mc on February 17, 2009, 05:41:48 PM
cristina scabbia's pretty cute...
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Afghan Dave on February 17, 2009, 05:43:55 PM
cristina scabbia's pretty cute...

+1 there!
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: dave_mc on February 17, 2009, 05:49:17 PM
:)

i wouldn't really say i have any celebrity crushes, i mean if you look at famous women a lot of them are pretty cute. they're probably really annoying though (not that you'd have much of a chance anyway)... e.g. avril lavigne.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Fourth Feline on February 17, 2009, 06:14:14 PM
So far, its a big +1 for Christina Ricci and Alesha Dixon. Sheridan Smith also very nice  ! 

Thanks for the suggestions, all are nice .  I did not even know who Alesha Dixon and Sheridan Smith were , till I read this thread.

Also Daniela Denby-Ashe makes me want to give her a big cuddle .  :)

As also noted there are so many others too...
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Johnny Mac on February 17, 2009, 07:46:56 PM
Julie-anne Moore is very nice too
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Ian Price on February 17, 2009, 08:15:10 PM
I've always had a soft spot for Ashley Judd. Lovely lady.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: 38thBeatle on February 17, 2009, 08:19:13 PM
Anne Widdicombe
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Philly Q on February 17, 2009, 09:34:45 PM
i wouldn't really say i have any celebrity crushes, i mean if you look at famous women a lot of them are pretty cute. they're probably really annoying though (not that you'd have much of a chance anyway)... e.g. avril lavigne.

"Not that you'd have MUCH of a chance".   :lol: :lol: .  Let's face it, we would all have NO chance.


(I didn't mean that personally, Dave!  :wink: )
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: 38thBeatle on February 17, 2009, 09:54:52 PM
Apologies gentlemen-Mrs 38th was trying to be funny and took advantage whilst I had to take a phone call.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: dave_mc on February 17, 2009, 10:01:04 PM
:lol:
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: ChunkyMunky on February 17, 2009, 10:31:59 PM
Anne Widdicombe

 PDT_007
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Afghan Dave on February 17, 2009, 10:33:00 PM
i wouldn't really say i have any celebrity crushes, i mean if you look at famous women a lot of them are pretty cute. they're probably really annoying though (not that you'd have much of a chance anyway)... e.g. avril lavigne.

"Not that you'd have MUCH of a chance".   :lol: :lol: .  Let's face it, we would all have NO chance.


(I didn't mean that personally, Dave!  :wink: )

Man.. I'm a sensitive sexual predator...

Since I've stopped smoking and got buff I'm scared of leaving a trail of broken hearts when I take out the trash.

I'm so sexy I even play with myself!
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: ChunkyMunky on February 17, 2009, 10:33:56 PM
i wouldn't really say i have any celebrity crushes, i mean if you look at famous women a lot of them are pretty cute. they're probably really annoying though (not that you'd have much of a chance anyway)... e.g. avril lavigne.

"Not that you'd have MUCH of a chance".   :lol: :lol: .  Let's face it, we would all have NO chance.


(I didn't mean that personally, Dave!  :wink: )

Man.. I'm a sensitive sexual predator...

Since I've stopped smoking and got buff I'm scared of leaving a trail of broken hearts when I take out the trash.

I'm so sexy I even play with myself!



 :lol:!!!
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Will on February 17, 2009, 10:38:59 PM
They're usually too ______. One thing or another. I have recently started birdwatching in films though, and traffic.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Philly Q on February 17, 2009, 10:45:00 PM
Be careful birdwatching in traffic, Will!
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Johnny Mac on February 18, 2009, 10:03:58 AM
Apologies gentlemen-Mrs 38th was trying to be funny and took advantage whilst I had to take a phone call.

Really? And there was me thinking you were having a moment of clarity!  :wink:
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Johnny Mac on February 18, 2009, 10:18:45 AM
Be careful birdwatching in traffic, Will!

When I was in a skip lorry (yeah classy wheels eh, but it makes it more funny) I was always up and down Fitzjohns Avenue in Hampstead, as we had a lot of on going jobs in the area. That street is supposed to be the worst in the country for school run traffic and 4x4's but with it came the beauty of upper crust mothers taking their cherished darlings to the many private schools that can be found in and around this fine street. The sound of a diesel engine being thrashed to death to get its weight up the hill in the street, i've thought is an irresistible signal to women of this ilk, to try and catch a glimps of the hairy, stinking, filthy working class scumbag behind the wheel! So scan the horizon, pick your most likely 'glimpser' and meet her glimps with a grin that would put the Chesire Cat to shame! Very funny way of dealing with the chaos of around you and if i'm honest 40% would smile back and double take.  I never had to worry about hitting the motor in front of me up the arse as the lorry would only be going at a snails pace.  :lol:
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: dave_mc on February 18, 2009, 05:34:11 PM

Man.. I'm a sensitive sexual predator...

Since I've stopped smoking and got buff I'm scared of leaving a trail of broken hearts when I take out the trash.

I'm so sexy I even play with myself!


o_O
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: nfe on February 19, 2009, 06:56:20 PM
Amy Acker, Scarlett Johanson, Natalie Portman...

For the most part, lassies that my lady has pointed out as being hot rather than the bound and gagged starlets of gentleman's cinema that I would have to reference, otherwise.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Fourth Feline on February 19, 2009, 09:36:47 PM
Amy Acker, Scarlett Johanson, Natalie Portman...

For the most part, lassies that my lady has pointed out as being hot rather than the bound and gagged starlets of gentleman's cinema that I would have to reference, otherwise.

Yes, Scarlett is nice ( and likes /sings Tom Waits songs  ! )  - and I forgot to mention Sarah Michelle-Gellar, as I love a cute nose  - and some of the nice portrait photos of her are sweet.

Exhibit A:  A cute nose and rather endearing eyes ...

(http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u135/Fourth_Feline/Sarah-Michelle-Gellar-164-1.jpg)

Ditto for Audrey Tatou :

(http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u135/Fourth_Feline/AudreyTautou.jpg)


From the 'good old days' it would have to be Vivienne Leigh and Audrey Hepburn. :)


Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Muzzzz on February 20, 2009, 11:28:40 AM
The lass who I'm currently seeing. What do I win? :)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: ToneMonkey on February 20, 2009, 11:57:13 AM
I went out in Hereford a while back and it was FULL of fit women.  Went to a cr@ppy little club (Jailhouse I think) and it was full of lovelies.

I'd recommend it to anyone (who isn't married like I am  :()  Nice to look at, but bloody frustrating not being able to ruin any of them.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Ian Price on February 20, 2009, 11:57:24 AM
Yes, Scarlett is nice ( and likes /sings Tom Waits songs  ! )

Have you heard her interpretations of Tom Waits songs? I REALLY didn't like the ones I listened to.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Fourth Feline on February 20, 2009, 12:04:56 PM
The lass who I'm currently seeing. What do I win? :)

Contentment, bliss, happiness : - do you reallly need to win anything else ?  :)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Fourth Feline on February 20, 2009, 12:10:56 PM
Yes, Scarlett is nice ( and likes /sings Tom Waits songs  ! )

Have you heard her interpretations of Tom Waits songs? I REALLY didn't like the ones I listened to.

To be honest , I dared not even listen to her cover versions Ian, for I had guessed that she murders them ( sorry Scarlett ). It was just refreshing to think of 'one of the beautiful people' actually liking Tom Waits as much as I do. 

Crystal Gale did some lovely renditions ( that Tom wrote for her ) on the soundtrack of 'One From The Heart' - and who can forget the magic pairing of Bette Midler and Tom Waits on the song 'I Never Talk To Strangers' .

Oh to have dinner with Scarlett and discuss the Waits back catalogue eh ?  ...   :wink:
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: gwEm on February 20, 2009, 02:00:31 PM
how could i have forgotten to mention the lovely "cascada" earlier...
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: dave_mc on February 20, 2009, 05:03:32 PM
+1 on audrey tautou there, good call :)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Ian Price on February 20, 2009, 11:00:15 PM
Yes, Scarlett is nice ( and likes /sings Tom Waits songs  ! )

Have you heard her interpretations of Tom Waits songs? I REALLY didn't like the ones I listened to.

To be honest , I dared not even listen to her cover versions Ian, for I had guessed that she murders them ( sorry Scarlett ). It was just refreshing to think of 'one of the beautiful people' actually liking Tom Waits as much as I do. 

Crystal Gale did some lovely renditions ( that Tom wrote for her ) on the soundtrack of 'One From The Heart' - and who can forget the magic pairing of Bette Midler and Tom Waits on the song 'I Never Talk To Strangers' .

Oh to have dinner with Scarlett and discuss the Waits back catalogue eh ?  ...   :wink:

Really - don't listen to them if you still want to like her! One From The Heart is a good album but I must admit that I don't listen to it enough. My favourite Waits album at the moment is definitely Mule Variations - chock full of great stuff, Hold On being my favourite.

Back on topic I do have a crush on Vanessa Marcil. I'm not sure she would be happy if I tried serenading her with some Waits love songs. I could always try though.

Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: nfe on February 22, 2009, 12:39:15 AM
I wish to add Diva Zappa.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Johnny Mac on February 22, 2009, 10:24:27 AM
My next door neighbor! Yes Afghan she is still here, the ex boyf is back though.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: horsehead on February 22, 2009, 11:29:14 AM
pics or she never existed
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: hamfist on February 22, 2009, 12:47:38 PM
I wish to add Diva Zappa.

Predictably unpredictable - nice one NFE !
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: nfe on February 22, 2009, 12:53:24 PM
I wish to add Diva Zappa.

Predictably unpredictable - nice one NFE !

I actually had no idea what she looked like till last night, when I had Ship To Late.... on, and though, I wonder what the other daughter looks like.

And it turns out she's substantially bonnier than her dad  :lol:
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Philly Q on February 22, 2009, 01:16:25 PM
I wish to add Diva Zappa.

Predictably unpredictable - nice one NFE !

I actually had no idea what she looked like till last night, when I had Ship To Late.... on, and though, I wonder what the other daughter looks like.

And it turns out she's substantially bonnier than her dad  :lol:

I didn't know what she looked like either.  She's nice, but I actually think she looks more like Frank in some ways than either Dweezil or Ahmet do.  She's got the Frank nose and chin.  Stick a moustache and a little beard-thingy on her and it'd be freaky....

(http://pro.corbis.com/images/BE058126.jpg?size=67&uid=%7B2EE1B8EB-EC2A-400D-B767-C938E0433442%7D)
(http://freepages.genealogy.rootsweb.ancestry.com/~tdowling/images3/divaZappa.jpg)(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/10/13138058_211df9522c.jpg?v=0)
(http://cricketfeet.com/casting/projects/lilydidit/headshots/divazappaaslilysnemesis.jpg)(http://blogs.laweekly.com/style_council/diva.jpeg)

Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Johnny Mac on February 22, 2009, 02:07:30 PM
pics or she never existed

You want me to take photos of my neighbor??? That would look great if it backfired wouldn't it!  :lol:
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: PhilKing on February 22, 2009, 02:52:19 PM
Too many to mention, but I am always impressed by women who play instruments (other than the trouser flute - though they impress me a lot too!).  Also I tend to like brunettes more than blondes (though if one of them is laid down in front of me naked I won't refuse it [this statement stated me on my way to my first divorce]).  In no particular order (and missing many out), Jean Millington - from the US all woman rock band Fanny, Nancy Wilson from Heart, Kate Bush (one wonders what hers is like!), Judie Tzuke, Susanna Hoffs, Joan Jett, Natalie Imbruglia, Cristina Scabbia, Sally Hope, Kate Bekinsale, Penelope Cruz, Ruth Renolds and probably more than any of the others Kathy Lloyd.   
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: sgmypod on February 22, 2009, 03:39:27 PM
Don't get diva zappa..more understand the sheridan smith one..well in that earlier pic
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: dave_mc on February 22, 2009, 05:39:34 PM
You want me to take photos of my neighbor??? That would look great if it backfired wouldn't it!  :lol:

haha, there's a cr@ppy teen comedy in there somewhere... :D
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Fourth Feline on February 22, 2009, 05:52:47 PM
Too many to mention, but I am always impressed by women who play instruments (other than the trouser flute - though they impress me a lot too!).  Also I tend to like brunettes more than blondes (though if one of them is laid down in front of me naked I won't refuse it [this statement stated me on my way to my first divorce]).  In no particular order (and missing many out), Jean Millington - from the US all woman rock band Fanny, Nancy Wilson from Heart, Kate Bush (one wonders what hers is like!), Judie Tzuke, Susanna Hoffs, Joan Jett, Natalie Imbruglia, Cristina Scabbia, Sally Hope, Kate Bekinsale, Penelope Cruz, Ruth Renolds and probably more than any of the others Kathy Lloyd.   


Interesting point about the muso bit Phil,

I was doing some revison of nicely executed Jazz ballads on 'You Tube' last night, and I naturally ended up watching some Dianne Krall.  Not a woman I would have in my absolute 'top ten' for physical  attractiveness alone , but  her knowledge, presentaion  - and the fact she is  'easy on the eye' - would ( for me ) make a compelling choice of companion for a weekend's 'exploration'.    If I see a pretty face,  I enjoy it - but see a pretty face on a musician and I absolutely melt...  :)

It's like singer songwriter/ musician Gretchen Peters, not an obvious choice of 'crush' - but I can imagine that having had a chance to take her out to dinner and listen to narratives about her  well observed songs / arrangements - I would probably come away 'all of a flutter'. 
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: hunter on February 22, 2009, 07:03:35 PM
Marisa Tomei
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Ian Price on February 22, 2009, 07:11:50 PM
Marisa Tomei

+1 - she looks great.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: horsehead on February 22, 2009, 08:13:45 PM
Doesn't she strip in The Wrestler?
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: hunter on February 22, 2009, 08:25:25 PM
Doesn't she strip in The Wrestler?

Yeah, I've been waiting to see that for like 10 years :O)

Was not disappointed in any way!!
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: MrBump on February 22, 2009, 08:51:06 PM
When I was younger it was Suzanne Dando...

Actually, she's still pretty hot...
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Ian Price on February 22, 2009, 08:55:01 PM
Doesn't she strip in The Wrestler?

Yeah, I've been waiting to see that for like 10 years :O)

Was not disappointed in any way!!

You've been waiting to see The Wrestler for 10 years?



............oh wait, I get it  :lol:
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: PhilKing on February 22, 2009, 11:53:21 PM
I really like Marisa Tomei too, but for one problem, she looks very like my first wife.  They are both Italian American brunettes, slim, great figures......  So the problem is this - will she behave like my first wife! 
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Jonny on February 22, 2009, 11:55:40 PM
I like Gwyneth Paltrow. And that's all I'm going to include in this thread.

For now.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: ChunkyMunky on February 23, 2009, 12:06:53 AM
I like Gwyneth Paltrow. And that's all I'm going to include in this thread.

For now.

No Nigella? :(
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Fourth Feline on February 23, 2009, 12:09:00 AM
I like Gwyneth Paltrow. And that's all I'm going to include in this thread.

For now.

No Nigella? :(

My goodness, you're absolutely right ! How could we have forgotten Nigella !  :D
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Philly Q on February 23, 2009, 12:24:30 AM
I really like Marisa Tomei too, but for one problem, she looks very like my first wife.  They are both Italian American brunettes, slim, great figures......  So the problem is this - will she behave like my first wife! 

I wouldn't worry too much, Phil, unless she moves in next door and craves your body.  :wink:


Has anyone mentioned Kate Garraway?
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: ChunkyMunky on February 23, 2009, 12:25:14 AM
I really like Marisa Tomei too, but for one problem, she looks very like my first wife.  They are both Italian American brunettes, slim, great figures......  So the problem is this - will she behave like my first wife! 

I wouldn't worry too much, Phil, unless she moves in next door and craves your body.  :wink:


Has anyone mentioned Kate Garraway?

Kate who? :P
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: broken cord on February 23, 2009, 02:25:45 AM


Kate who?



Kate  Winslet!
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Johnny Mac on February 23, 2009, 06:42:43 AM
I like Gwyneth Paltrow. And that's all I'm going to include in this thread.

For now.

No Nigella? :(

My goodness, you're absolutely right ! How could we have forgotten Nigella !  :D

Gwyneth and Nigella are both lovey but I suspect Nigella would tell us to 'Turn that bloody racket down' and we can't have that can we!  :lol:
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Roobubba on February 23, 2009, 08:23:42 AM
I like Gwyneth Paltrow. And that's all I'm going to include in this thread.

For now.

No Nigella? :(

My goodness, you're absolutely right ! How could we have forgotten Nigella !  :D

Gwyneth and Nigella are both lovey but I suspect Nigella would tell us to 'Turn that bloody racket down' and we can't have that can we!  :lol:
Not before she mentions how the ear wax is 'oozing, soft and juicy' from her ear...

:D
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Johnny Mac on February 23, 2009, 09:33:10 AM
I like Gwyneth Paltrow. And that's all I'm going to include in this thread.

For now.

No Nigella? :(

My goodness, you're absolutely right ! How could we have forgotten Nigella !  :D

Gwyneth and Nigella are both lovey but I suspect Nigella would tell us to 'Turn that bloody racket down' and we can't have that can we!  :lol:
Not before she mentions how the ear wax is 'oozing, soft and juicy' from her ear...

:D

ROTFPMSL!!  :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: _tom_ on February 23, 2009, 10:10:56 AM
No Nigella? :(

milftastic :P
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: noodleplugerine on February 23, 2009, 10:20:51 AM


Kate who?



Kate  Winslet!

Beckinsale!

The 15 seconds of her in the new Underworld almost made that piece of cr@p worth it.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: horsehead on February 23, 2009, 11:38:58 AM
Kate Garraway

(http://www.zootoday.com/pub/21publish/g/girls/Kate_Garraway.jpg)


Nigella


(http://www.celebchefs.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/nigella2.jpg)

Sarah Beeny anyone?

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Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: horsehead on February 23, 2009, 11:39:51 AM


Kate who?



Kate  Winslet!

Beckinsale!

The 15 seconds of her in the new Underworld almost made that piece of cr@p worth it.

Err...Kate Beckinsale isn't in the new Underworld movie
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Ian Price on February 23, 2009, 12:12:32 PM
Err...Kate Beckinsale isn't in the new Underworld movie

Well she's listed as being in the cast on IMDB. Maybe it's a very small 15 second cameo!

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0834001/fullcredits#cast
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Johnny Mac on February 23, 2009, 02:36:52 PM
When Kate Garroway was having some building work done around 4 years back, she had a bun in the oven at the time too,  (yes I know where she lives!  :lol:) I did around 5 skip exchanges there. Not that much of a fan to be honest and the mongy 'news' program she works on starts when I'm already at work.

I used to knock on a few famous folks doors when I was dispatch riding too...
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Philly Q on February 23, 2009, 02:44:00 PM
Sarah Beeny anyone?


Yeah, the Beeny has a certain je ne sais quoi.

And another one.... Mariella Frostrup.  She was on BBC Breakfast this morning.  Lovely!  :)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Johnny Mac on February 23, 2009, 03:33:20 PM
Kirsty Wark is still hanging in there, she was lovely years back.

I used to like Kate Silverton, but I bet she is a bulldozing ball crushing nightmare!

I used to go out with a flautist about 3 years back, so i can agree with the post about woman musicians being a turn on. She was lovely and that's without me mentioning what alternative uses she could do with her vibrato technique!  :lol:

Christine Bleakly on the one show is a nice girl.

Julia Bradbury from watch dog looks like a bit of a handful! I saw her on a holiday program on Thailand and she had her bikini on. Ahem.


Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Philly Q on February 23, 2009, 03:45:08 PM
Julia Bradbury from watch dog looks like a bit of a handful! I saw her on a holiday program on Thailand and she had her bikini on. Ahem.

You probably had your eyes elsewhere, but has she still got hairy arms?  I was always slightly repelled, yet strangely fascinated, by Julia Bradbury's hairy arms....  :?
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Jonny on February 23, 2009, 03:45:47 PM
I like Gwyneth Paltrow. And that's all I'm going to include in this thread.

For now.

No Nigella? :(
Nothing wrong with a threesome.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: ChunkyMunky on February 23, 2009, 03:51:46 PM
I like Gwyneth Paltrow. And that's all I'm going to include in this thread.

For now.

No Nigella? :(
Nothing wrong with a threesome.

That's more like it  PDT_003
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: dave_mc on February 23, 2009, 04:16:27 PM

Christine Bleakly on the one show is a nice girl.


despite having the annoying east belfast/bangor/newtownards accent... :lol:
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Johnny Mac on February 23, 2009, 05:13:05 PM
Julia Bradbury from watch dog looks like a bit of a handful! I saw her on a holiday program on Thailand and she had her bikini on. Ahem.

You probably had your eyes elsewhere, but has she still got hairy arms?  I was always slightly repelled, yet strangely fascinated, by Julia Bradbury's hairy arms....  :?

 :lol: No I gave up that sort of thing when I was into Sarah Greene on Blue Peter!

Yes well spotted she does have hairy arms. I think she may be Jewish. A lot Jewish girls can be hairy as one of rocks more out there specialists wrote about in one of his many, many songs;

I want a hairy little jewish princess
With a brand new nose, who knows where it goes
I want a steamy little jewish princess
With over-worked gums, who squeaks when she cums
I dont want no troll
I just want a yemenite hole
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: broken cord on February 23, 2009, 05:21:18 PM
Julia Bradbury from watch dog looks like a bit of a handful! I saw her on a holiday program on Thailand and she had her bikini on. Ahem.

You probably had your eyes elsewhere, but has she still got hairy arms?  I was always slightly repelled, yet strangely fascinated, by Julia Bradbury's hairy arms....  :?

 :lol: No I gave up that sort of thing when I was into Sarah Greene on Blue Peter!

Yes well spotted she does have hairy arms. I think she may be Jewish. A lot Jewish girls can be hairy as one of rocks more out there specialists wrote about in one of his many, many songs;

I want a hairy little jewish princess
With a brand new nose, who knows where it goes
I want a steamy little jewish princess
With over-worked gums, who squeaks when she cums
I dont want no troll
I just want a yemenite hole


ROTFLMAO
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: AndyR on February 23, 2009, 05:38:26 PM
Good ole Frank :D
(Actually it's the only album of his I've got...)

Anyway, I quite like hairy, nothing wrong with hairy as far as I'm concerned...

All that fuss when Julia Roberts stopped shaving her arm pits - I was more upset when she started shaving em again :lol:
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: ChunkyMunky on February 23, 2009, 05:43:23 PM
Good ole Frank :D
(Actually it's the only album of his I've got...)

Anyway, I quite like hairy, nothing wrong with hairy as far as I'm concerned...

All that fuss when Julia Roberts stopped shaving her arm pits - I was more upset when she started shaving em again :lol:

I wonder where this is going to go?  PDT_037
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Roobubba on February 23, 2009, 05:52:29 PM
Good ole Frank :D
(Actually it's the only album of his I've got...)

Anyway, I quite like hairy, nothing wrong with hairy as far as I'm concerned...

All that fuss when Julia Roberts stopped shaving her arm pits - I was more upset when she started shaving em again :lol:

I wonder where this is going to go?  PDT_037

I'll give you a clue, it starts with telecaster, and ends with bum sex. :D
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Philly Q on February 23, 2009, 05:58:34 PM
Good ole Frank :D
(Actually it's the only album of his I've got...)

I've got at least 50 of 'em.... but I can't remember which one that's on.


(pointedly ignoring Roo comment)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: PhilKing on February 23, 2009, 06:02:41 PM
[And another one.... Mariella Frostrup.  She was on BBC Breakfast this morning.  Lovely!  :)

You weren't in Coupling by any chance were you Philly :D

I have a new one from watching Death Race last night - Natalie Martinez - and Joan Allen was looking pretty hot in it too (even though she is a bit old for me  8) )
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: AndyR on February 23, 2009, 06:03:14 PM
Good ole Frank :D
(Actually it's the only album of his I've got...)

I've got at least 50 of 'em.... but I can't remember which one that's on.


(pointedly ignoring Roo comment)

Actually, aside from the telecaster jibe, I think Roo's probably right - I seem to recall the catchy  lyrics "I'm gonna ram it, ram it up your poop tube..." :lol:

(I think that one was on "Broken Hearts are for @rseholes")

Dammit, I'm gonna have to get off the sofa, go in the other room, reach up to the boxes on top the wardrobe and get the album out now :roll:

It's Sheik Yerbouti...

EDIT: Yer, it's from Broken hearts are for @rseholes... Bobby Brown is pretty funny too, as is Dancing Fool - I must listen to this album again soon....
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: ChunkyMunky on February 23, 2009, 06:06:05 PM
Good ole Frank :D
(Actually it's the only album of his I've got...)

Anyway, I quite like hairy, nothing wrong with hairy as far as I'm concerned...

All that fuss when Julia Roberts stopped shaving her arm pits - I was more upset when she started shaving em again :lol:

I wonder where this is going to go?  PDT_037

I'll give you a clue, it starts with telecaster, and ends with bum sex. :D

Now now, Roo, must we engage in another Tele orgy?  PDT_004
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: nfe on February 23, 2009, 06:19:40 PM
Good ole Frank :D
(Actually it's the only album of his I've got...)

I've got at least 50 of 'em.... but I can't remember which one that's on.


(pointedly ignoring Roo comment)

I have them all because I am an ultra geek. 70 something I think, altogether.

Off the top of my head, Jewish Princess is on at least, Sheik Yerbouti and Have I Offended Someone.

If there was one man I could have a cup of tea and a banter with, it would be FZ.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: maverickf1jockey on February 23, 2009, 07:00:40 PM
I'm afraid my collection is limited to Uncle Meat and the Peaches En Regalia coin disk.

Though with the internet I do have the ability to access much more through streamed media (which is how I tend to listen to a lot of music.).

On topic I used to have a little thing for Freema Agyemen from Doctor Who.
Agreed on Sheriden Smith too (even if her name makes me think she's a bloke every time I hear it.).
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: AndyR on February 23, 2009, 07:11:13 PM
Susanah York

I used to have SUCH a crush on her when I was young.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Philly Q on February 23, 2009, 07:19:05 PM
Good ole Frank :D
(Actually it's the only album of his I've got...)

I've got at least 50 of 'em.... but I can't remember which one that's on.


(pointedly ignoring Roo comment)

I have them all because I am an ultra geek. 70 something I think, altogether.

Off the top of my head, Jewish Princess is on at least, Sheik Yerbouti and Have I Offended Someone.

If there was one man I could have a cup of tea and a banter with, it would be FZ.

I went through a big frenzy of buying them because HMV had a massive sale and they were all cheap - this was when FZ was still alive and The Yellow Shark had just been released, I think.   I still need to get most volumes of You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore and all the posthumous releases, plus a few random ones I didn't get at the time.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Johnny Mac on February 23, 2009, 09:23:58 PM
I sang that verse of Jewish Princess traveling on the tube one night the worst for wear fro drink, it was pretty ffing funny as it goes!  :lol:
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Johnny Mac on February 23, 2009, 11:59:02 PM
Good ole Frank :D
(Actually it's the only album of his I've got...)

Anyway, I quite like hairy, nothing wrong with hairy as far as I'm concerned...


You should have a listen to Joe's Garage, its hilarious!

So......Hirsute lasses eh! Does that extend to Gina, of 99 red balloons fame, armpits?  :lol:

I knew this Canandian chick back in the 90's. She was a fuking looney and point blankly refused to shave anywhere, wear clothes that didn't have gaping holes in them, wash or brush her hair. Her legs were as hairy as mine and she would not leave me alone, always trying to get me into her lair, which was a squat in Hackney. I used to laugh at her and say no way lady. She pinned me against a wall at a party once and made me promise to ring her. I couldn't stop laughing and she went ballistic. I was off my face on vodka, beer, skunk and speed. So ran into the bedroom which was full of people, picked up an old acoustic guitar and jumped up and down on the bed singing and playing brown sugar! It worked!  :lol:
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Ian Price on February 24, 2009, 12:02:34 AM
I played Bobby Brown (Goes Down) to a few people form work the other day. They said it was the funniest thing they had heard in a long time. It makes me chuckle every time I hear it.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: AndyR on February 24, 2009, 08:44:23 AM
So ran into the bedroom which was full of people, picked up an old acoustic guitar and jumped up and down on the bed singing and playing brown sugar! It worked!  :lol:

I think you need to define "it worked" there... it could mean so many things in this case :lol:
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Johnny Mac on February 24, 2009, 09:24:48 AM
So ran into the bedroom which was full of people, picked up an old acoustic guitar and jumped up and down on the bed singing and playing brown sugar! It worked!  :lol:

I think you need to define "it worked" there... it could mean so many things in this case :lol:

She left me alone!!!  :lol: :lol: It was the only thing i could think of, I'd already spotted this bashed up acoustic and under the influence my tiny mind came up with this ridiculous diversion tactic!

You should have seen the people's faces in the bedroom though, they were all really stoned and I was like a hyper maniac!  :lol: Christ I was a bloody loony back then  :roll:
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: headtheball on February 24, 2009, 09:25:50 AM

Christine Bleakly on the one show is a nice girl.


despite having the annoying east belfast/bangor/newtownards accent... :lol:

Hehe. how long do you think they had to train her to stop saying "Here bes me" and the like?
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: noodleplugerine on February 24, 2009, 04:50:40 PM


Kate who?



Kate  Winslet!

Beckinsale!

The 15 seconds of her in the new Underworld almost made that piece of cr@p worth it.

Err...Kate Beckinsale isn't in the new Underworld movie

Interesting. I guess you've seen it, and I was hallucinating.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: horsehead on February 24, 2009, 07:53:56 PM
If your talking about Underworld: Rise of the Lycans, than it was Rhona Mitra not KAte Beckinsale mate.

(http://www.latexgirlshd.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/kate-rhona-catsuits.jpg)

Kate left, Rhona right
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: dave_mc on February 24, 2009, 07:55:29 PM

Christine Bleakly on the one show is a nice girl.


despite having the annoying east belfast/bangor/newtownards accent... :lol:

Hehe. how long do you think they had to train her to stop saying "Here bes me" and the like?

haha, that's the worst thing, she's probably toning it down, too... :lol:
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: nfe on February 24, 2009, 08:28:06 PM
If your talking about Underworld: Rise of the Lycans, than it was Rhona Mitra not KAte Beckinsale mate.

(http://www.latexgirlshd.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/kate-rhona-catsuits.jpg)

Kate left, Rhona right

Rhona Mitra is a fantastic looking woman, that photo does her no justice at all. :lol:
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Johnny Mac on February 24, 2009, 08:44:18 PM
^She was the first Lara Croft to be modeled into the original game. Apparently her Father is a plastic surgeon and gave her a an enhancement in the chest area  :lol: No really I read it somewhere years back.
Yes she is a great looking woman.


Did any of you buy Loaded earlier this decade for the calenders photographed by Bob Carlos Clarke? They were incredible photos, sadly he took his own life a few years back. A real talent for taking pictures of incredible looking women in interesting situations.  8)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: noodleplugerine on February 25, 2009, 12:07:25 AM
If your talking about Underworld: Rise of the Lycans, than it was Rhona Mitra not KAte Beckinsale mate.

(http://www.latexgirlshd.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/kate-rhona-catsuits.jpg)

Kate left, Rhona right

I'm talking about Kate Beckinsale. Seriously man, she was in the film. Only for about 15 seconds. But she was in it.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Ted 'N' Leo on February 25, 2009, 07:36:12 PM
I used to like Kate Silverton, but I bet she is a bulldozing ball crushing nightmare!

I would well get into that! The ball crushing is part of her appeal!

I also like the girl who presents the news in Scotland in the morning, Catriona Shearer.

Keeley Hazel is bloody nice too!

Agreed on Anne Hathaway too, she just seems innocent.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: hunter on February 26, 2009, 05:52:44 AM
I really like Marisa Tomei too, but for one problem, she looks very like my first wife.  They are both Italian American brunettes, slim, great figures......  So the problem is this - will she behave like my first wife! 

That's a nice story. Well I could imagine that women of that type can be very cool (Marisa) or very bitchy (your #1?).

Anyways, Marisa is awesome and I always found her the best of all hollywood actresses. The fact that she strips hard in Wrestler was almost too good to be true.

I also like Natalie Portmann a lot by the way. She is my other crush :O)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: horsehead on February 26, 2009, 06:49:56 AM
I've just remembered my other serious crush....Lisa Edelstein - Cuddy from House. MAbe there's a MILF thing going on, but OH BOY!


(http://l.yimg.com/img.tv.yahoo.com/tv/us/img/site/75/50/0000007550_20060920144110.jpg?y=626&sig=bIwG8aX7sz6eRQaTJwzfOA--)

Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Roobubba on February 26, 2009, 07:55:30 AM
I've just remembered my other serious crush....Lisa Edelstein - Cuddy from House. MAbe there's a MILF thing going on, but OH BOY!


(http://l.yimg.com/img.tv.yahoo.com/tv/us/img/site/75/50/0000007550_20060920144110.jpg?y=626&sig=bIwG8aX7sz6eRQaTJwzfOA--)



She played a post-op trans-sexual in Ally McBeal, so that kinda detracts from what's come afterwards (if you'll forgive the shocking punnage).

Roo
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: horsehead on February 26, 2009, 09:29:19 AM
you watched Ally McBeal?
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Roobubba on February 26, 2009, 09:55:38 AM
you watched Ally McBeal?

All 5 series. Twice.

Despite this, AND the fact that she doesn't even let me buy more gear, I do still love my wife!
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: AndyR on February 26, 2009, 10:35:43 AM
she doesn't even let me buy more gear...

She's waiting for you to express an interest in a man's guitar Roo...

... then she'll probably buy guitars for you :D
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: horsehead on February 26, 2009, 11:44:36 AM
she doesn't even let me buy more gear...

She's waiting for you to express an interest in a man's guitar Roo...

... then she'll probably buy guitars for you :D

say...like a telecaster:)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: ChunkyMunky on February 26, 2009, 12:08:51 PM
she doesn't even let me buy more gear...

She's waiting for you to express an interest in a man's guitar Roo...

... then she'll probably buy guitars for you :D

say...like a telecaster:)

 :lol:
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: sgmypod on February 26, 2009, 12:23:18 PM
Horsehead is there many women you don't have a crush on?
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Fourth Feline on February 26, 2009, 01:33:35 PM
Horsehead is there many women you don't have a crush on?

Horsehead is an 'equal opportunities employer' when it comes to pretty ladies ( most laudable  :D )  .
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: sgmypod on February 26, 2009, 01:41:21 PM
Horsehead is there many women you don't have a crush on?

Horsehead is an 'equal opportunities employer' when it comes to pretty ladies ( most laudable  :D )  .
..ahh so you've met him then *L*
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: horsehead on February 26, 2009, 03:00:14 PM
I just like beautiful/interesting women
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: sgmypod on February 26, 2009, 03:28:42 PM
I just like beautiful/interesting women
..I'd of said most women *L*
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: nfe on February 26, 2009, 05:30:15 PM
I've just remembered my other serious crush....Lisa Edelstein - Cuddy from House. MAbe there's a MILF thing going on, but OH BOY!


(http://l.yimg.com/img.tv.yahoo.com/tv/us/img/site/75/50/0000007550_20060920144110.jpg?y=626&sig=bIwG8aX7sz6eRQaTJwzfOA--)



She played a post-op trans-sexual in Ally McBeal

She's got the jaw for it.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: sgmypod on February 26, 2009, 11:26:47 PM
(http://www.nikdaviesanthony.me.uk/images/nikki02.jpg)What a woman!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: sgmypod on February 26, 2009, 11:28:16 PM

I like the exotic types!!!!!
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: ChunkyMunky on February 27, 2009, 01:00:21 AM
Certainly not a *L* moment for me.....  :P
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Fourth Feline on February 27, 2009, 12:52:38 PM
(http://www.nikdaviesanthony.me.uk/images/nikki02.jpg)What a woman!!!!!!!!

Probably misunderstood due to poor punctuation. It was meant to read :

" What ! - a woman ? " .  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: sgmypod on February 27, 2009, 01:42:47 PM
nah preferred my way, no one had a crush on Mrs Overall then
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Johnny Mac on February 27, 2009, 03:44:46 PM
nah preferred my way, no one had a crush on Mrs Overall then

I'm hypoglceamic, I need Pastry.

Two Soups.

No!
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: sgmypod on February 27, 2009, 03:49:30 PM
*L*
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: phlip on March 02, 2009, 04:24:37 PM
Well since someone else went into Milf terratory before me....

Cook like an angel (Rachel Allen)
(http://www.rachelallen.co.uk/_assets/gallery/pic2.jpg)

Sing like an angel (Kate Rusby)
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2106/2077434827_b7c760c927_o.jpg)

Thats me happy.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: horsehead on March 02, 2009, 05:04:41 PM
unless there's kids it ain't a milf matey....there's rules ya know;)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Philly Q on March 02, 2009, 05:28:10 PM
unless there's kids it ain't a milf matey....there's rules ya know;)

I work with a kid who's 21 and he says any woman older than him counts as a milf - so that's just about anyone!
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Johnny Mac on March 02, 2009, 05:51:51 PM
I love milfs. When I was younger I always found milfs more appealing. When I was 23 I had a 36 year old or should I say she had me  :wink:.  Anyway it was mind blowing!!
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: blue on March 02, 2009, 05:57:23 PM
hmm, my first, er, experience, was with a divorcee :)  had a shock one night when a guy came up to me in a club and introduced himself to me as her son!  it was not a long conversation!
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: sgmypod on March 02, 2009, 06:42:35 PM
unless there's kids it ain't a milf matey....there's rules ya know;)
...er yeah thats just wrong..at least you have the right first name
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: phlip on March 02, 2009, 08:11:27 PM
Rachel Allen has 3 kids and I'm not sure about Kate but I'm 50% happy with my description.
 :D :D :D
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Johnny Mac on March 02, 2009, 09:22:29 PM
Rachel Allen has 3 kids and I'm not sure about Kate but I'm 50% happy with my description.
 :D :D :D

Is she the Irish lass with her own cooking program?  8)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: gwEm on March 02, 2009, 11:45:25 PM
Is she the Irish lass with her own cooking program?  8)
8)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Twaddlefish on March 02, 2009, 11:57:14 PM
Best.Thread.Ever

Natalie Portman
(http://www.ctendance.com/IMG/jpg/natalie_portman-2.jpg)

Shakira
(http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/Previews/Shakira-db23.jpg)

Vibeke Stene; Ex-Tristania
(http://www.nintendo-master.com/galerie/upload/data/b88209be93afa23b6b11c59b5fb794bf.jpg)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Jonny on March 03, 2009, 02:14:13 AM
hmm, my first, er, experience, was with a divorcee :)  had a shock one night when a guy came up to me in a club and introduced himself to me as her son!  it was not a long conversation!
LAUGH. MY. $%&#ING. ASS. OFF.

God that is the best thing I've heard before going to bed, I am glad you ended my day so humourously.

Thank you.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: horsehead on March 03, 2009, 07:05:22 AM
I believe that if they're older but no kids, they're called cougars

but I maybe guessing :oops:
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Afghan Dave on March 03, 2009, 07:59:45 AM
hmm, my first, er, experience, was with a divorcee :)  had a shock one night when a guy came up to me in a club and introduced himself to me as her son!  it was not a long conversation!

Well I've got to relate..

It's last December late one Saturday night, I've just hit the pub for a few serious beers after visiting my mum in hospital... I'm STRESSED...

At the bar a rather forward older woman makes a suggestion that I find quite agreeable..

We jump in a cab and I can't keep my hands off her as she has an exceptionally tight fit body that she obviously looks after...

I'm going mental thinking just how physical this sex is going to be..

We literally fall through the door of her house on to each other and I've got a heat seeking missile about to launch when I see a girl of maybe 15/16 stood at the end of the hall saying...

"Mum.. who the f**k is this?"


I made my excuses and left... PDT_041 PDT_013 PDT_049
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Roobubba on March 03, 2009, 08:56:21 AM
hmm, my first, er, experience, was with a divorcee :)  had a shock one night when a guy came up to me in a club and introduced himself to me as her son!  it was not a long conversation!

Well I've got to relate..

It's last December late one Saturday night, I've just hit the pub for a few serious beers after visiting my mum in hospital... I'm STRESSED...

At the bar a rather forward older woman makes a suggestion that I find quite agreeable..

We jump in a cab and I can't keep my hands off her as she has an exceptionally tight fit body that she obviously looks after...

I'm going mental thinking just how physical this sex is going to be..

We literally fall through the door of her house on to each other and I've got a heat seeking missile about to launch when I see a girl of maybe 15/16 stood at the end of the hall saying...

"Mum.. who the f**k is this?"


I made my excuses and left... PDT_041 PDT_013 PDT_049

EPIC FAIL.

The opportunity for a mother/daughter combo? Man you missed out there!!
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: phlip on March 03, 2009, 09:05:33 AM
hmm, my first, er, experience, was with a divorcee :)  had a shock one night when a guy came up to me in a club and introduced himself to me as her son!  it was not a long conversation!

Well I've got to relate..

It's last December late one Saturday night, I've just hit the pub for a few serious beers after visiting my mum in hospital... I'm STRESSED...

At the bar a rather forward older woman makes a suggestion that I find quite agreeable..

We jump in a cab and I can't keep my hands off her as she has an exceptionally tight fit body that she obviously looks after...

I'm going mental thinking just how physical this sex is going to be..

We literally fall through the door of her house on to each other and I've got a heat seeking missile about to launch when I see a girl of maybe 15/16 stood at the end of the hall saying...

"Mum.. who the f**k is this?"


I made my excuses and left... PDT_041 PDT_013 PDT_049


Brilliant, You did certainly miss an oppotunity there but that is just a cracking story...
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Afghan Dave on March 03, 2009, 09:11:43 AM
hmm, my first, er, experience, was with a divorcee :)  had a shock one night when a guy came up to me in a club and introduced himself to me as her son!  it was not a long conversation!

Well I've got to relate..

It's last December late one Saturday night, I've just hit the pub for a few serious beers after visiting my mum in hospital... I'm STRESSED...

At the bar a rather forward older woman makes a suggestion that I find quite agreeable..

We jump in a cab and I can't keep my hands off her as she has an exceptionally tight fit body that she obviously looks after...

I'm going mental thinking just how physical this sex is going to be..

We literally fall through the door of her house on to each other and I've got a heat seeking missile about to launch when I see a girl of maybe 15/16 stood at the end of the hall saying...

"Mum.. who the f**k is this?"


I made my excuses and left... PDT_041 PDT_013 PDT_049

EPIC FAIL.

The opportunity for a mother/daughter combo? Man you missed out there!!

Yeah... I thought about saying..

"I'll just finish with your mother and I'll be in to tuck you in in a minute" ...

But I think that sounds better in your head than saying it out loud + I'm a decent guy DEEP down.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: AndyR on March 03, 2009, 09:14:49 AM
It's a class story Dave :D (I can just imagine my niece going "Mum... who the f**K is this?" :lol:)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Johnny Mac on March 03, 2009, 11:29:23 AM
hmm, my first, er, experience, was with a divorcee :)  had a shock one night when a guy came up to me in a club and introduced himself to me as her son!  it was not a long conversation!

Well I've got to relate..

It's last December late one Saturday night, I've just hit the pub for a few serious beers after visiting my mum in hospital... I'm STRESSED...

At the bar a rather forward older woman makes a suggestion that I find quite agreeable..

We jump in a cab and I can't keep my hands off her as she has an exceptionally tight fit body that she obviously looks after...

I'm going mental thinking just how physical this sex is going to be..

We literally fall through the door of her house on to each other and I've got a heat seeking missile about to launch when I see a girl of maybe 15/16 stood at the end of the hall saying...

"Mum.. who the f**k is this?"


I made my excuses and left... PDT_041 PDT_013 PDT_049

Classic Dave, you should have just shagged her anyway. There is always this risk when going back to a newly pulled milfs house! Milfs compete with their daughters for notches on the bed post. I'm convinced! Once a mum has done her job and goes back on the market, they become insatiable and embarrass their kids without a care in the world.

I split from latest woman just in the new year. A lovely milf, with 3 grown up kids. One was still at home and he was 23! When ever i was there he was too. So she would tell him to $%&# off out for the day!
She had more going for her than her moody overweight 28 year old daughter. She was 48 a size 8 and had tits that most 25 year olds would covert! She could cook, I mean really top notch meals. Its just she lived miles away and had a 6'5  mental ex husband who was stalking her so the appeal soon wore off, know what i mean!  :lol:


Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: horsehead on March 03, 2009, 04:00:58 PM
my wife's ex-husband was a bouncer.....that 1st meeting after she left didn't go so well.




There's still blood on the pavement...
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: sgmypod on March 03, 2009, 04:04:17 PM
and teeth
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Johnny Mac on March 03, 2009, 04:11:19 PM
^  :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: horsehead on March 03, 2009, 05:00:22 PM
yes, yes...I'm a gummer
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Afghan Dave on July 03, 2009, 01:07:52 PM
shite... Have you seen  Lily Allen recently?

I'd hit THAT!!!

Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Denim n Leather on July 03, 2009, 01:13:27 PM
Threadnomancy! Back, vile creature of the dark!
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Afghan Dave on July 03, 2009, 01:15:19 PM
Don't you dare say that about Lily!!!

Them be fightin' words... Rrrr
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Twinfan on July 03, 2009, 01:24:35 PM
I'd hit her as well  ;)

Though not at the same time, obviously...  :oops:
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Afghan Dave on July 03, 2009, 01:28:24 PM
I'd hit her as well  ;)

Though not at the same time, obviously...  :oops:

We could sing to her.....

"I would walk one thousand miles....."  :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Philly Q on July 03, 2009, 01:33:02 PM
Lily is lovely, despite being incredibly annoying.

Which is better than the rest of the new crop of divas/girlie pop stars, who can only manage the incredibly annoying bit (exception: Katy Perry).
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Twinfan on July 03, 2009, 01:33:13 PM
:lol:
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Afghan Dave on July 03, 2009, 01:34:55 PM
Lily is lovely, despite being incredibly annoying.

Which is better than the rest of the new crop of divas/girlie pop stars, who can only manage the incredibly annoying bit (exception: Katy Perry).

You are a man of fine taste... I salute you.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: AndyR on July 03, 2009, 02:15:38 PM
Phwoar... well resurrected sir :D

I learnt a new phrase today from one of my junior colleagues:

"I wouldn't mind hanging out of the back of that..."

If I understood him correctly, I think it applies in this case
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: ToneMonkey on July 03, 2009, 02:17:54 PM
On a scale of 1 to 10, I'd definately give her one  :lol:

Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Afghan Dave on July 03, 2009, 02:18:27 PM
I'm the unashamed sexual Threadnomancer!

Lovely stuff...
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Plexi Ken on July 03, 2009, 02:29:44 PM
Lily is lovely, despite being incredibly annoying

I agree, very pretty but she's always in the press slagging someone over nothing.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: horsehead on July 03, 2009, 02:36:14 PM


Though not at the same time, obviously...  :oops:

There's a High Five moment waiting to happen there then!
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Henk on July 03, 2009, 05:47:12 PM
Candy Dulfer

(http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o253/delta191/CandyDulfer.jpg)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Roobubba on July 03, 2009, 07:08:00 PM


Though not at the same time, obviously...  :oops:

There's a High Five moment waiting to happen there then!

More of a high-two moment, methinks.

Oh, and GREAT CALL on Candy Dulfer! phwoar!
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Jonny on July 03, 2009, 07:15:20 PM
I'm still all for Gwyneth. Both long term and 'hanging out behind her'.

*cough*
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: 38thBeatle on July 03, 2009, 07:44:07 PM
Here you go gents, a female musician that you may lust after.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: dave_mc on July 03, 2009, 08:12:01 PM
^ is that simon bradley in a wig?!?!?!?!?!?!?!  :twisted:

Lily is lovely, despite being incredibly annoying.

Which is better than the rest of the new crop of divas/girlie pop stars, who can only manage the incredibly annoying bit (exception: Katy Perry).

that paloma faith song is really good. not sure if you're counting her, though, and she still might be annoying (i have no idea). :lol:

i'm not sure if taylor swift is annoying either, she's kinda so lame and tame that she's cool again, kinda thing. :lol:
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: mikeluke on July 03, 2009, 08:17:20 PM
"he gets ready for a major flaming...."

Lily - very pretty but she's got a fat ar$e!

 :lol:
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Afghan Dave on July 03, 2009, 08:49:57 PM
"he gets ready for a major flaming...."

Lily - very pretty but she's got a fat ar$e!

 :lol:

Ahh...

As an proud tailgunner, I assure you that is part of her allure....

I wanna knock, knock, knock on her backdoor...
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: mikeluke on July 03, 2009, 09:04:42 PM
And ride in on the waves.....
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Philly Q on July 03, 2009, 09:21:18 PM
"he gets ready for a major flaming...."

Lily - very pretty but she's got a fat ar$e!

 :lol:

Ahh...

As an proud tailgunner, I assure you that is part of her allure....

I wanna knock, knock, knock on her backdoor...


I totally agree regarding her arse.   One of her best features.

(But the "knocking on her backdoor" bit is way above my laddishness comfort level...  :oops: )
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: horsehead on July 04, 2009, 08:23:06 AM
Candy Dulfer....that's a porn name waiting to happen!
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Twinfan on July 04, 2009, 11:08:10 AM
^ is that simon bradley in a wig?!?!?!?!?!?!?!  :twisted:

Ha ha!  I think it is!
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Ian Price on July 04, 2009, 11:51:54 AM

"I wouldn't mind hanging out of the back of that..."


This is the sort of thing I can imagine Alan Partridge saying trying to be one of the lads.

As far as ladies go Diane Lane still does it for me.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: _tom_ on July 04, 2009, 02:08:48 PM

"I wouldn't mind hanging out of the back of that..."


This is the sort of thing I can imagine Alan Partridge saying trying to be one of the lads.

:lol:

"Thats saaad!"
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: dave_mc on July 04, 2009, 08:59:29 PM
^ is that simon bradley in a wig?!?!?!?!?!?!?!  :twisted:

Ha ha!  I think it is!

:D
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Ian Price on July 05, 2009, 12:19:35 AM
as noted earlier:

(http://i852.photobucket.com/albums/ab81/e0em/Top%2010/dianelane.jpg)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: AndyR on July 05, 2009, 11:36:02 AM

"I wouldn't mind hanging out of the back of that..."


This is the sort of thing I can imagine Alan Partridge saying trying to be one of the lads.

:lol:

"Thats saaad!"

:lol:

Apparently it's a term in common use at the moment by a cricket team in Essex. I understand it's used mostly when members of the team are sitting on the boundary waiting to bat and a toothsome young filly appears, usually as a jogger or as an attendee at a wedding reception next door...

I hear there's another phrase, "you wouldn't bruise your b*ll*cks" on that...", that can be more appropriate, depending on the level of padding offered...

That one sounds a bit Alan Partridge too, if you ask me :lol:
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Ian Price on July 05, 2009, 03:09:10 PM
I hear there's another phrase, "you wouldn't bruise your b*ll*cks" on that...", that can be more appropriate, depending on the level of padding offered...

That one sounds a bit Alan Partridge too, if you ask me :lol:

 :lol: Not forgetting the Partridge classic "I would love to have it off with her"
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: _tom_ on July 05, 2009, 03:15:48 PM
haha, I have a feeling I'm going to be watching some Partridge later thanks to this thread :lol:

Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: indysmith on July 05, 2009, 03:21:30 PM
haha, I have a feeling I'm going to be watching some Partridge later thanks to this thread :lol:


+1
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: HTH AMPS on July 05, 2009, 04:21:59 PM
haha, I have a feeling I'm going to be watching some Partridge later thanks to this thread :lol:


+1


"back of the net!"
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: _tom_ on July 05, 2009, 04:28:58 PM
haha, jackanackanory!

To get the thread back on topic, theres just something about Olivia in Fringe! Well I think so anyway..

(http://i42.tinypic.com/16bzh39.jpg)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: dave_mc on July 05, 2009, 10:05:40 PM
"back of the net!"

probably one too many, but "in off the red!" always made me laugh. :D
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: WezV on July 05, 2009, 10:11:58 PM
have any of you guys seen the alan partridge ap for the iphone... almost made me want one - its basically the real life version of what happened in this thread

and just to join in


"oooh mince"
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Ian Price on July 05, 2009, 10:16:28 PM
"back of the net!"

probably one too many, but "in off the red!" always made me laugh. :D

 :lol: Perhaps we need a Partridge thread. "Jurassic Park"

Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: _tom_ on July 05, 2009, 10:20:56 PM
"Butter my arse"
"Mine's a pint"
"Ooh Ladyboy!"

:P
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: CaptainDesslock on July 06, 2009, 02:32:47 AM
can we get this thread back on track please?

Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: mikeluke on July 06, 2009, 07:36:44 AM
OK - one for the 'anoraks'

What is the connection between Candy Dulfer and 'Lily'? In the musical sense....
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: jibidy on July 06, 2009, 06:44:36 PM
This is such a mans forum.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Philly Q on July 06, 2009, 06:57:08 PM
This is such a mans forum.

Yeah, here we all are at the London BKP meet:

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_edDXclsnTdA/SQ64qdFwk_I/AAAAAAAAAk4/RfTscEvZcnI/s400/manowar1.jpg)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: horsehead on July 06, 2009, 07:10:11 PM
OK - one for the 'anoraks'

What is the connection between Candy Dulfer and 'Lily'? In the musical sense....

a song?
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Ian Price on July 06, 2009, 07:23:34 PM
OK - one for the 'anoraks'

What is the connection between Candy Dulfer and 'Lily'? In the musical sense....

a song?

Candy Dulfer had a song with Lily in the title. I took a quick look earlier, can't remember what the song was caled though!
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Oli on July 06, 2009, 07:28:17 PM
have any of you guys seen the alan partridge ap for the iphone... almost made me want one - its basically the real life version of what happened in this thread

and just to join in


"oooh mince"

Yea, my mate got that app, never fails to provide a laugh :)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: mikeluke on July 06, 2009, 07:53:14 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SfSQ3lQmJw&feature=related

Careful with the guitar part - a bit challenging.,...
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: HTH AMPS on July 07, 2009, 04:01:23 PM
for me it would have to be this lady...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTbCxcyCRYY&feature=related
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Henk on July 07, 2009, 09:20:34 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SfSQ3lQmJw&feature=related

Careful with the guitar part - a bit challenging.,...


The guitarist is a bit challenged....... :lol:
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Henk on July 07, 2009, 09:36:35 PM
Oh ..... and this one.....

THE GEETAH!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFd9VdFC_90&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFd9VdFC_90&feature=related)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Muttley on July 08, 2009, 12:00:45 AM
Back when I was about 17 (and still now TBH): =http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sj_2XnjlQGs (http://=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sj_2XnjlQGs)

:drools:
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Philly Q on July 09, 2009, 04:28:58 PM
OK, slightly out of left-field, but.... Ruth Jones.  She's a big lass but I think she's lovely.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Prawnik on July 09, 2009, 09:10:30 PM
As a kid, it was Anita Pallenberg.

She probably wasn't all that much of a beauty, physically, but I loved her morbid allure.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: horsehead on July 09, 2009, 09:40:37 PM
OK, slightly out of left-field, but.... Ruth Jones.  She's a big lass but I think she's lovely.

cute...and apparently up for it
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Philly Q on July 09, 2009, 11:09:41 PM
OK, slightly out of left-field, but.... Ruth Jones.  She's a big lass but I think she's lovely.

cute...and apparently up for it

Ruth, or Nessa?  :lol:
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: indysmith on July 10, 2009, 12:04:07 AM
(http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/17095223/Lisa+Mitchell+lisa25.jpg)
I'm in love with Lisa Mitchell
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: _tom_ on July 10, 2009, 12:07:11 AM
^same here!
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Prawnik on July 10, 2009, 10:16:22 AM
I do not have the faintest idea who she is, but she looks like she'd be fun.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: horsehead on July 10, 2009, 12:57:49 PM
Am I getting 'cos I'm thinking she'd be too young for me....I think I'd run out of steam, after...oooooo...5 minutes?
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Lew on July 10, 2009, 05:14:02 PM
Good ole Frank :D
(Actually it's the only album of his I've got...)

I've got at least 50 of 'em.... but I can't remember which one that's on.


(pointedly ignoring Roo comment)

Sheik Yerboutie
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Lew on July 10, 2009, 05:17:51 PM
(http://cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/67/59/emma-watson.0.0.0x0.432x590.jpeg)

(http://cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/60/5/hayden-panettiere.0.0.0x0.320x426.jpeg)

 :o :o :o
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Twinfan on July 10, 2009, 05:30:01 PM
Emma Watson - nice choice  ;)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: indysmith on July 10, 2009, 06:44:28 PM
Emma Watson - nice choice  ;)
I can get on with her 'til she opens her mouth. Her voice drives me insane!
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: _tom_ on July 10, 2009, 07:15:35 PM
cr@p actress as well. All the "harry potter kids" are imo
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: dheim on July 10, 2009, 07:36:19 PM
has anyone mentioned cristina scabbia (lacuna coil)?

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/1f/Cristina_Scabbia.jpg)

(http://www.ugo.com/images/galleries/cristinascabbia_music/cristinascabbia1.jpg)

well, i'm doing it, by the way.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: dave_mc on July 10, 2009, 10:46:22 PM
^ I think i mentioned her ages ago in this thread. :D

I do not have the faintest idea who she is, but she looks like she'd be fun.

+1

she's a bit thin, though. (Naturally) Thin's nice, but unhealthily thin isn't. :(
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: CaptainDesslock on July 11, 2009, 03:08:36 AM
(http://cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/67/59/emma-watson.0.0.0x0.432x590.jpeg)

(http://cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/60/5/hayden-panettiere.0.0.0x0.320x426.jpeg)

 :o :o :o

i'd take a cute intelligent brunette over a typical  blond any day
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Johnny Mac on July 11, 2009, 09:13:25 AM
A couple of English Roses  :D
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: juansolo on July 13, 2009, 07:12:14 PM
I was looking for a pic of Sharon Den Adel from Within Temptation and found this page... *wibble*  :aww:

http://my.opera.com/emolasleira/blog/las-bellezas-del-metal (http://my.opera.com/emolasleira/blog/las-bellezas-del-metal)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: nfe on July 13, 2009, 07:24:19 PM
(http://cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/67/59/emma-watson.0.0.0x0.432x590.jpeg)

(http://cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/60/5/hayden-panettiere.0.0.0x0.320x426.jpeg)

 :o :o :o

i'd take a cute intelligent brunette over a typical  blond any day

Neither of them look at all like what I'd imagine "typical blonde" to mean, and both of them are pretty intelligent, switched on lassies, at least insofar as how they come across in interviews.

Emma Watson is starting to get pretty great.

Christina Scabbia however, without the aid of photoshop, wads of makeup and snazzy lighting, tends to be a touch of a let down  :(

I'm chucking Amy Acker in, too.

(http://www.mondomagazine.net/tvvg/fred2.jpg)(http://io9.com/assets/resources/2008/04/amyacker.jpeg)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: horsehead on July 13, 2009, 08:32:08 PM
I can't see Amy Acker as anyone other than as Dr Saunders now...it use to be Fred , but....sorry Dollhouse has taken over!
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: hamfist on July 13, 2009, 09:12:40 PM
Why can't I get KP out of my head ??!!!
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: WezV on July 13, 2009, 09:30:09 PM
Dollhouse has taken over!

dollhouse is awesome

i quite like older women,  i am quite taken with the character of Adelle DeWitt in it
(http://www.grrltv.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/dollhousedewitt.jpg)

Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: WezV on July 13, 2009, 10:51:37 PM
actually i dont think its to do with being older.  my last real life crush was with a 20 year old who looked pretty similar.

i guess i am just a sucker for a classic looking brunette
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Philly Q on July 13, 2009, 10:59:18 PM
dollhouse is awesome

i quite like older women,  i am quite taken with the character of Adelle DeWitt in it

Is that Olivia Williams?  She's lovely.  And she's only 40!  :P

Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: nfe on July 13, 2009, 11:08:08 PM
Why can't I get KP out of my head ??!!!


If you'd seen her up close, you'd forget her pretty much straight off. Two guys from work have come back from T in the Park with loads of backstage photos, of which she's one, and, well, it's a let down.

Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: WezV on July 13, 2009, 11:22:09 PM
dollhouse is awesome

i quite like older women,  i am quite taken with the character of Adelle DeWitt in it

Is that Olivia Williams?  She's lovely.  And she's only 40!  :P



it is indeed... she just seems so much better in dollhouse so i went with that.  yeah, shes about 40... and i am fast approaching 30 and trying to deny it ;)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Philly Q on July 13, 2009, 11:25:57 PM
She's also in Rushmore, one of my favourite films. 

And don't worry about 30, you don't really start falling to bits until you hit 40!   :wink:
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: dave_mc on July 13, 2009, 11:29:43 PM
speaking of katy perry, did you guys hear that she's suing some australian (i think) clothes designer called katie perry? For having the temerity to use her own name in her designs... :( I mean, katy perry isn't even her (the singer's) real name FFS... :lol:
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Ian Price on July 13, 2009, 11:32:12 PM
Yep- unbelievable. A bit like when Celine Dion tried to force Muse to stop using their name as she had a tour called The Muse. Pathetic.

Edit - on second thoughts it may have been Muse who tried to stop Celine Dion. Apparently they found her music completely offensive and didn't want to be associated with her, even by name.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: dave_mc on July 13, 2009, 11:35:07 PM
yeah, it's ridiculous. I thought katy perry was cool (well, as cool as a popstar can be) until i heard that.

Of course, it might be her record label and management forcing the suit rather than her.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: horsehead on July 14, 2009, 07:05:51 AM
THe katy perry suing thing was been sort of been dis-proved (I think) I'm sure I read something that said she wasn't suing them anymore & it was paper talk

Yet again I've kinda got a thing for Miracle Laurie out of Dollhouse, the more natural sized lady in it

(http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/00xmaVs0Mb5Q6/340x.jpg)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: AndyR on July 14, 2009, 09:52:53 AM
Olivia Williams is a babe :D

I nearly spoke to her by accident once, and got a big smile for it...

(We were walking past each other in the street, I thought I knew her, opened my mouth, or gestured, or something... then I realised why I knew her and obviously looked a bit embarrassed - I assume she realised what had just gone through my head, and that I wasn't about to start waffling at her, cos she just gave me a great big smile and we kept walking...)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Ian Price on July 14, 2009, 10:12:24 AM
 :lol:

The same sort of thing happened with me and Liz Hurley. She was buying brussells sprouts in Sainsburys Basingstoke, looked up at me, I half smiled and she kind of pulled a half scowl at me. I must say she is pretty striking when you see her in the flesh - she had a leather jacket and leather trousers on. :o
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: mikeluke on July 14, 2009, 10:17:20 AM
Ian - you must be posh if you shop in Sainsburys...

No Morrisons or Asda for you then? Such nice parts of town
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Ian Price on July 14, 2009, 11:02:10 AM
Not for me mate - Lidl is closer to me but I dare not go in there!!
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: mikeluke on July 14, 2009, 12:07:02 PM
Me neither - I send my wife!
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Will on July 14, 2009, 12:29:09 PM
Anyone mentioned Charlotte Church?
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Philly Q on July 14, 2009, 12:39:45 PM
Anyone mentioned Charlotte Church?

No.  Are you gonna?
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Afghan Dave on July 14, 2009, 12:49:41 PM
Anyone mentioned Charlotte Church?

No.  Are you gonna?


Oh yes Boy-oo .... There's lovely... Mmm  :lol: :P 
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Will on July 14, 2009, 01:04:52 PM
I'm sure there are some more nicer pix out there :P
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Afghan Dave on July 14, 2009, 01:11:56 PM
I'm sure there are some more nicer pix out there :P

Yes... there are very many..... but I don't want her to play "nice".... I want her to get "nasty"  :P
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: dave_mc on July 14, 2009, 05:44:34 PM
THe katy perry suing thing was been sort of been dis-proved (I think) I'm sure I read something that said she wasn't suing them anymore & it was paper talk

possibly. :lol:
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Buddha on July 21, 2009, 09:07:12 PM
Hugely smitten with Jessica Biel
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Tellboy on July 22, 2009, 10:56:28 AM
Used to have a huge childhood crush on Linda Ronstadt:--

(http://freespace.virgin.net/terry.tildesley/pics/LR1.jpg)
(http://freespace.virgin.net/terry.tildesley/pics/LR2.jpg)

Unfortunetly as I got older...she got older...... :( :( :(

(http://freespace.virgin.net/terry.tildesley/pics/LR3.jpg)

She's still got a fantastic voice though!!
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Jonny on July 22, 2009, 01:19:54 PM
Hugely smitten with Jessica Biel
Hell yes!
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Philly Q on July 22, 2009, 02:48:39 PM
Unfortunetly as I got older...she got older...... :( :( :(

(http://freespace.virgin.net/terry.tildesley/pics/LR3.jpg)


You got older and wiser.

She got older and, er..... wider.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Tellboy on July 22, 2009, 03:13:19 PM

You got older and wiser.

She got older and, er..... wider.

Yes....unfortunately she has suffered from Hashimoto's Disease for several years which affects the thyroid and immune system and is partly responsible for the weight gain. :(
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Philly Q on July 22, 2009, 03:21:59 PM

You got older and wiser.

She got older and, er..... wider.

Yes....unfortunately she has suffered from Hashimoto's Disease for several years which affects the thyroid and immune system and is partly responsible for the weight gain. :(


Ooops.   :oops:

I put my foot in it there.  Should've Wiki'd it first.  Sorry Linda.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Tellboy on July 22, 2009, 03:31:06 PM

Ooops.   :oops:

I put my foot in it there.  Should've Wiki'd it first.  Sorry Linda.

Apparently she always liked her donuts and found it very hard to keep her weight down back when she was the Queen of Rock  :D
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Philly Q on July 22, 2009, 03:32:12 PM
Phew, guilt eradicated!  I feel better now.  :)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Roobubba on July 22, 2009, 04:24:32 PM
I mentioned her earlier but didn't have any pics.

Reham Khan who is a weather reporter often seen on BBC South in the morning. Mmmmmmmm :)

(http://www.talkingstars.co.uk/images/uploads/rehamkhan2.jpg)

Roo
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: ToneMonkey on July 22, 2009, 04:44:43 PM
The new weather girl on Channel 5
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: MrBump on July 22, 2009, 07:39:45 PM
In the interest of balance and political correctness, are there any women or homosexual men that would like to contribute to this thread?  Many years of working in the public sector force me to ask the question...
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: nfe on July 22, 2009, 07:56:57 PM
I have fallen in love with

(http://img258.imageshack.us/img258/9503/1742851207abb0367ed5orh4.jpg)

(http://ynz.se/therealshite/images/guest/1/20090528-HwangMiHee1.jpg)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Plexi Ken on July 22, 2009, 08:05:20 PM
Having recently watched 30 Rock and Baby Mama, I've got a huge crush on Tina Fey.
Intelligent, very funny and the same age as me  :D
Makes a difference from all the jail-bait in this thread  :?
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Philly Q on July 22, 2009, 08:37:53 PM
In the interest of balance and political correctness, are there any women or homosexual men that would like to contribute to this thread?  Many years of working in the public sector force me to ask the question...

I'm heterosexual, but strictly non-practicing.  Is that close enough?
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Afghan Dave on July 22, 2009, 08:49:05 PM
I have fallen in love with

(http://img258.imageshack.us/img258/9503/1742851207abb0367ed5orh4.jpg)

(http://ynz.se/therealshitee/images/guest/1/20090528-HwangMiHee1.jpg)

Who is THAT? She is just exquisitely beautiful.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: nfe on July 22, 2009, 09:04:32 PM
Hwang Mi Hee, she's a Korean model, think she started out as a pit girl for some Korean racing team.

And yes, she's fantastic.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: MrBump on July 22, 2009, 09:07:58 PM
In the interest of balance and political correctness, are there any women or homosexual men that would like to contribute to this thread?  Many years of working in the public sector force me to ask the question...

I'm heterosexual, but strictly non-practicing.  Is that close enough?

Ummm... possibly not.

 :wink:
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Philly Q on July 22, 2009, 09:19:10 PM
Ah well, I tried.  We'll have to remain non PC.

Anyone know who this is?  I can't even remember where or how I found the picture, but she is utterly perfect.

(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p216/phillyq/144757440_9d8c949117beautiful.jpg)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Afghan Dave on July 22, 2009, 09:20:35 PM
In the interest of balance and political correctness, are there any women or homosexual men that would like to contribute to this thread?  Many years of working in the public sector force me to ask the question...

I'm heterosexual, but strictly non-practicing.  Is that close enough?

Ummm... possibly not.

 :wink:


Something for EVERYBODY here...
(I have dibs on Dot Cotton & Jill Halfpenny but I'll toss Duncan's Salad if it gets me a shot a Gemma Atkinson...  :? :?
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Philly Q on July 22, 2009, 09:25:18 PM
Duncan looks like he's just been caught doing something he shouldn't.  Guilty conscience, maybe?
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Afghan Dave on July 22, 2009, 09:31:51 PM
Duncan looks like he's just been caught doing something he shouldn't.  Guilty conscience, maybe?

"He's been a sneaky butcher... hiding his meat round the back" - SORRY
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: MrBump on July 23, 2009, 06:48:04 AM
OK, OK!

Anyone mentioned Amanda Lamb?


Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Roobubba on July 23, 2009, 08:56:30 AM
I have fallen in love with


The second image you've posted isn't visible unless you copy and paste into a new browser window and remove the final 'e' from 'therealshitee', which has been adulterated by the forum's swear filter!

Roo
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: mikeluke on July 23, 2009, 12:12:21 PM
This looks like it is venturing into Gary Glitter territory to me....
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Lew on July 23, 2009, 01:06:04 PM
This looks like it is venturing into Gary Glitter territory to me....

+1  :lol: 
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Afghan Dave on July 23, 2009, 02:30:20 PM
This looks like it is venturing into Gary Glitter territory to me....

+1  :lol: 

I'm sure Amanda Lamb will be very flattered (she is very lovely but a little more MILF territory than Jailbait me-thinks)  :P
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Prawnik on July 24, 2009, 10:20:23 AM
In the interest of balance and political correctness, are there any women or homosexual men that would like to contribute to this thread?  Many years of working in the public sector force me to ask the question...

Um, sir, this is, like a guitar geek forum. Lots (stricktly hetero) guitar and girl lust going on here, mostly because we don't have, like, girlfriends or other female people that we can engage in adult activities with.

Basically, one step above a comic book or action figure collector forum.

You want more women and gay dudes, go to an interior design forum and go wild.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Philly Q on July 24, 2009, 10:39:28 AM
In the interest of balance and political correctness, are there any women or homosexual men that would like to contribute to this thread?  Many years of working in the public sector force me to ask the question...

Um, sir, this is, like a guitar geek forum. Lots (stricktly hetero) guitar and girl lust going on here, mostly because we don't have, like, girlfriends or other female people that we can engage in adult activities with.

Basically, one step above a comic book or action figure collector forum.

Oh god, that's so true it made me uncomfortable reading it.  :oops:
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Roobubba on July 24, 2009, 11:09:21 AM
In the interest of balance and political correctness, are there any women or homosexual men that would like to contribute to this thread?  Many years of working in the public sector force me to ask the question...


There are far too many tele-love threads on these forums already, thanks very much!

Roo
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Dreichlift on July 24, 2009, 07:17:42 PM

There are far too many tele-love threads on these forums already, thanks very much!

Roo

+1 and I like teles
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: MrBump on July 25, 2009, 09:17:02 AM
In the interest of balance and political correctness, are there any women or homosexual men that would like to contribute to this thread?  Many years of working in the public sector force me to ask the question...

Um, sir, this is, like a guitar geek forum. Lots (stricktly hetero) guitar and girl lust going on here, mostly because we don't have, like, girlfriends or other female people that we can engage in adult activities with.

Basically, one step above a comic book or action figure collector forum.

You want more women and gay dudes, go to an interior design forum and go wild.

Whoa there, Leslie!  I never said I wanted more gay dudes!!!  The thing is, statistically speaking, there are likely to be a few members of this site that play for Red Star Belgrade, if you know what I mean.  I was offering the hand of inclusion...

I don't get the comic book collector reference.  Playing the guitar is way cooler, in terms of coolness it's probably only surpassed by a black guy sitting in the window of an upstairs hotel room in New Orleans playing the saxophone, or possibly a cute posh woman playing cello...

Went out with some guys from work the other night, and I rarely go out these days, and was chatting to a bloke that I've worked with for nearly a year.  Turns out he's got a 1970s reissue Tele Deluxe.  Can't get cooler than that now, can you Roo???

Mind you, geeking out on a forum is pretty uncool... damn...
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Philly Q on July 25, 2009, 09:37:19 AM
I don't get the comic book collector reference.  Playing the guitar is way cooler, in terms of coolness it's probably only surpassed by a black guy sitting in the window of an upstairs hotel room in New Orleans playing the saxophone, or possibly a cute posh woman playing cello...

What's "cool" is very much a personal thing, though, isn't it?  Your New Orleans sax player and posh bird cellist just sound like boring advertising-industry clichés to me.

I'm sure comic book collectors think comic book collecting is cool!  :P
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Prawnik on July 26, 2009, 03:16:27 PM
Um, sir, this is, like a guitar geek forum. Lots (stricktly hetero) guitar and girl lust going on here, mostly because we don't have, like, girlfriends or other female people that we can engage in adult activities with.

Basically, one step above a comic book or action figure collector forum.
I don't get the comic book collector reference.  Playing the guitar is way cooler, in terms of coolness it's probably only surpassed by...[/quote]

I wish you were right, I really do. Ever been to a musical instrument store and taken note of the kind of people who ooh and ahh over the latest fx pedal? We are not talking the cool kids in school here. You'll see more pimples than Clearasil.

(Les Paul people are debatably even worse. Think "DadAss." He's a 58-year old accountant, but he still brings the rock. Just he takes it with fiber supplements.)

I know, I stereotype much? ;)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Roobubba on July 27, 2009, 11:26:34 AM
Turns out he's got a 1970s reissue Tele Deluxe.  Can't get cooler than that now, can you Roo???


There, there, Mr Bump. There, there.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: dheim on July 27, 2009, 06:55:16 PM
I have fallen in love with

(http://img258.imageshack.us/img258/9503/1742851207abb0367ed5orh4.jpg)

(http://ynz.se/therealshitee/images/guest/1/20090528-HwangMiHee1.jpg)

damn!

and, to answer the last off-topic posts, i'm heterosexual (has it become an uncool thing?), definitely practicing, and do many things in life, apart wasting money in gear i don't have any time or chance to play...
of course when i enter an instruments shop and see the crowd of nerdy kids who try to make themselves great in front of their nerdish friends playing metallica riffs at insane volumes (until the shop guy turns the amps down...) i don't think i'm in the coolest place on earth... but amateur music and gear fanatics world isn't just that, fortunately...

i just don't have any obsession with "coolness". or i'd play hip hop...

maybe someone could tell us "stop wetting yourself for woods, magnets and valves and get a life"... but everyone has got his obsessions, and i can't imagine A LIFE without passions or interests of sort, so...
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Prawnik on July 28, 2009, 09:44:52 AM
Ah, don't take me so seriously, Holmes. You like fooling with guitars, I like fooling with guitars, no need to worry about the opinions of some dude on the internet.

Anyway, the girl is cute but the "schoolgirl" outfits aren't my thing. Still you could do a lot worse than the girl occupying that outfit.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Fourth Feline on August 05, 2009, 09:02:44 PM
Ah, don't take me so seriously, Holmes. You like fooling with guitars, I like fooling with guitars, no need to worry about the opinions of some dude on the internet.

Anyway, the girl is cute but the "schoolgirl" outfits aren't my thing. Still you could do a lot worse than the girl occupying that outfit.

Schoolgirl outfit ?

I must be getting old , my eyes haven't left her pretty face yet ....   :)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: dheim on August 09, 2009, 08:50:25 PM
ok, these days i'm watching again Battlestar Galactica...

and i admit, i always found katee sackhoff (starbuck...) very sexy. :)

(http://www.beyondhollywood.com/gallery/stills3/katee-sackhoff-ew-sexy-1.jpg)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: _tom_ on August 09, 2009, 09:03:38 PM
So has anyone said Christina Hendricks yet? Of course a name is useless without a pic so heres a good'un :P

(http://img188.imageshack.us/img188/8650/christinehendrickscleav.jpg)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: dheim on August 09, 2009, 09:10:39 PM
...uhm, too busty for my tastes...
and pretty but overall regular face.



Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: _tom_ on August 09, 2009, 09:31:38 PM
Waiting for the obligatory "She has a face?!?" comment :lol:
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Ian Price on August 09, 2009, 10:22:30 PM
Watching some of the Sky News weather reports over the last few weeks and I am developing bit of a liking for Lucy Verasamy. Can't find any decent pics of her yet though.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: dheim on August 09, 2009, 10:26:49 PM
Waiting for the obligatory "She has a face?!?" comment :lol:

 :lol:
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: hunter on August 10, 2009, 06:33:18 AM

what about Siena Miller? She seems fun and capable of doung some plane crash going out!

(http://estb.msn.com/i/69/B6595C7CA0183A679932C13ECC1F.jpg)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: AndyR on August 10, 2009, 08:45:28 AM
...uhm, too busty for my tastes...
and pretty but overall regular face.

Yeah, too much boobs for my liking... but we do like redheads :D
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: horsehead on August 10, 2009, 09:20:26 AM
So has anyone said Christina Hendricks yet? Of course a name is useless without a pic so heres a good'un :P

(http://img188.imageshack.us/img188/8650/christinehendrickscleav.jpg)
She came to my attention in Firefly & has been on my stalking radar ever since!!!
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: _tom_ on August 10, 2009, 09:32:30 AM
haha yeah Firefly is what I saw her in as well.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Johnny Mac on August 10, 2009, 08:20:05 PM
Jesus, she is incredible!!  :D
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Johnny Mac on August 10, 2009, 08:25:11 PM
Check out this enhanced  blonde called Tania Amazon!

Oopps only her chest has been posted but i did try and  post all  of her!  :lol: Look on her site she is pretty hot!
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Afghan Dave on August 10, 2009, 08:31:01 PM
Lower the tone Johnny why don't ya  PDT_038
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Johnny Mac on August 10, 2009, 08:31:42 PM
Ok!  :wink:
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Will on August 10, 2009, 09:44:17 PM
Nothing wrong with a full chest, blondes on the other hand...
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Philly Q on August 10, 2009, 10:31:20 PM
Nothing wrong with a full chest, blondes on the other hand...

Yeah, if it's real.  But I can do without these plastic-packed freaks.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Fourth Feline on August 10, 2009, 10:34:29 PM
Nothing wrong with a full chest, blondes on the other hand...

Yeah, if it's real.  But I can do without these plastic-packed freaks.

I agree Philly ; if one came round my house, I would have to turn her away eventually  :wink: ...
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Afghan Dave on August 10, 2009, 10:41:47 PM
if one came round my house...

There would be no "if" about it when I'm involved... :P
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Philly Q on August 10, 2009, 10:43:33 PM
Nothing wrong with a full chest, blondes on the other hand...

Yeah, if it's real.  But I can do without these plastic-packed freaks.

I agree Philly ; if one came round my house, I would have to turn her away eventually  :wink: ...

None of 'em, "enhanced" or otherwise, are likely to come round my house, so I can afford to be fussy....

I'd be doing well if I could pull Olive from On The Buses (not that I'd want to!  :o )

(http://www.ciaranbrown.com/karenolive160.jpg)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: gwEm on August 10, 2009, 11:08:14 PM
I'd be doing well if I could pull Olive from On The Buses (not that I'd want to!  :o )
you need to big yourself up mate!
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Philly Q on August 10, 2009, 11:15:56 PM
I'd be doing well if I could pull Olive from On The Buses (not that I'd want to!  :o )
you need to big yourself up mate!

What, one of those pump things?  I heard they didn't work....

(http://cache.jalopnik.com/cars/assets/resources/2007/02/Austin-Powers-Pump.jpg)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: gwEm on August 10, 2009, 11:18:31 PM
 :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: dheim on August 11, 2009, 12:18:20 AM
I'd be doing well if I could pull Olive from On The Buses (not that I'd want to!  :o )
you need to big yourself up mate!

+1
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Jonny on August 11, 2009, 08:34:16 PM
+1 for Christina Hendricks
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: 38thBeatle on August 11, 2009, 11:42:22 PM
Those pump things... are they available in shops? I am only asking for a friend you see, not for me you understand.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Fourth Feline on August 12, 2009, 12:34:27 PM
Those pump things... are they available in shops? I am only asking for a friend you see, not for me you understand.

Still available,  but pricey - (subject to inflation ...  :mrgreen: ).
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Philly Q on August 12, 2009, 12:36:37 PM
Those pump things... are they available in shops? I am only asking for a friend you see, not for me you understand.

Still available,  but pricey - (subject to inflation ...  :mrgreen: ).

(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p216/phillyq/BBRM413.jpg)

 :lol:
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: 38thBeatle on August 12, 2009, 10:00:20 PM
I shall post this-something a  bit odd about having a crush on a woman before my time but she was so so beautiful. She was the late great Maria Felix.

Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: AndyR on August 13, 2009, 08:56:08 AM
I shall post this-something a  bit odd about having a crush on a woman before my time but she was so so beautiful. She was the late great Maria Felix.

Oh, there's nothing wrong with having crushes like that (and she is/was gorgeous) :D.

But if we're going that route , then

Audrey (especially in Roman Holiday)
Judy (especially in Meet Me in St Louis and A Star is Born)
Greta
Ginger
Olivia de Haviland
Vivienne Leigh
etc
etc

Modern wimin just don't seem to grab me so much as those ladies did/do...

(Can't be bothered to find y'all pictures - sorry - go search fer yerselves :lol:)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Philly Q on August 13, 2009, 09:26:45 AM
(Can't be bothered to find y'all pictures - sorry - go search fer yerselves :lol:)

Well I found one of Ginger....

(http://homepages.tesco.net/~space.patrol/SpacePatrol/images/SPGinger.jpg)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: AndyR on August 13, 2009, 10:01:50 AM
Hmmm... she's not aged well, has she? :lol:
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: _tom_ on August 15, 2009, 11:53:40 PM
Been watching a lot of House recently..

(http://i30.tinypic.com/wt7p54.jpg)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Philly Q on August 16, 2009, 07:58:39 PM
Watching the world championship athletics all day today reminded me that Jessica Ennis is mighty cute.  :)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: ToneMonkey on August 17, 2009, 01:55:31 PM
Is she?  Spent so little time looking at her face.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: hunter on August 17, 2009, 02:10:18 PM

Check the Women's Pole Vault competition in Berlin (up again tonight).

There are some serious hotties amongst the competitors!!!!
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: ToneMonkey on August 17, 2009, 02:30:29 PM
When I was at Uni (Lufbra), on the way to lectures I had to pass the womens pole vaulting team practice twice a week.  It was brilliant  :lol:
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Philly Q on August 17, 2009, 02:39:06 PM
I think most women athletes look good these days (throwing events excepted).

Very different from the early '80s when everything was won by supiciously manly-looking East Germans!
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: hunter on August 17, 2009, 02:48:29 PM
I think most women athletes look good these days (throwing events excepted).

Very different from the early '80s when everything was won by supiciously manly-looking East Germans!

Yeah but the Pole Vault girls are the elite looks wise!! They are all tall and have perfectly shaped, athletic figures. Maybe I should skip Yoga and start Pole Vaulting  :lol:
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: hunter on August 17, 2009, 02:51:32 PM
(http://www.dyestat.com/3us/6out/NikeOutdoorNats/album-vic-jumps-g/images/154GM8W1004.jpg)

Nuff said ...
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: gwEm on August 17, 2009, 02:52:54 PM
 :o  :D
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Philly Q on August 17, 2009, 02:57:32 PM
 :o Who's that?  Is she a real top class vaulter?

(Not much wrong with Yelena Isinbayeva, either)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: ToneMonkey on August 17, 2009, 03:05:23 PM
Phwoor, who's that and why isn't she my mistress.  Oh yeah, cause I'm ugly and getting fat, that's why.

Still, I might be ugly but at least I ain't got no money.  Damn that doesn't work either.

EDIT: Her kit says German, but her armpits say not  :lol:
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Ian Price on August 17, 2009, 03:11:05 PM
:o Who's that?  Is she a real top class vaulter?

I believe it is Allison Stokke. Apparently she has a large male following - I can't see why though  :)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: ToneMonkey on August 17, 2009, 03:13:35 PM
............................. <-- Insert large male joke here.  I typed three and just couldn't decide on one (and yes, they were all penis related  :lol:)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: AndyR on August 17, 2009, 03:24:08 PM
+100 on the wimin pole vaulters...

I went to Crystal Palace a few years ago. Only time I've been to an athletics meet. I found it highly confusing, everything happening at once, applause breaking out for no apparent reason, etc, I found I'd much rather watch it on telly.

The one thing that saved the entire evening for me was the women's pole vault. Not only was it an exciting and thrilling competition (:roll: - even I could understand it...) but my seat was just past the mat, and height-wise I was just about level with the bar... The view was stunning :lol:
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Ian Price on August 17, 2009, 03:25:51 PM
............................. <-- Insert large male joke here.  I typed three and just couldn't decide on one (and yes, they were all penis related  :lol:)

Haha - I was just thinking that. She could vault on my pole any time she wants  :o
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: dave_mc on August 17, 2009, 07:49:42 PM
i was going to mention alison stokke, but i couldn't remember her name...
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: horsehead on August 17, 2009, 08:44:49 PM
Is she a real top class vaulter?

how do you know her name is walter?
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Ian Price on August 17, 2009, 09:24:57 PM
Is she a real top class vaulter?

how do you know her name is walter?

Oh dear  :roll:

Apparently she has set a number of college records in America - not sure if this is impressive or not though!
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Roobubba on August 17, 2009, 10:17:01 PM
(http://www.dyestat.com/3us/6out/NikeOutdoorNats/album-vic-jumps-g/images/154GM8W1004.jpg)

Nuff said ...

Crumbs!
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: 38thBeatle on August 17, 2009, 10:42:20 PM
Ooh er I normally avoid athletics but clearly I need to research this subject.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Afghan Dave on August 17, 2009, 10:54:58 PM
(http://www.sporting-heroes.net/files_athletics/WHITBREAD_F_19840806_GH_R.jpg)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Philly Q on August 17, 2009, 11:03:33 PM
Yeah, those East Germans didn't quite have a monopoly, did they?
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: mikeluke on August 18, 2009, 09:01:34 AM
Note to self - set Sky+ to record women's polevault final in Berlin....
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: hunter on August 18, 2009, 09:08:06 AM
Here some snippets from the Germans

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Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Ian Price on August 21, 2009, 11:53:26 PM
Just flicking around some channels and caught a glimpse of Salma Hayek in Desperado. Nice!
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: dheim on August 22, 2009, 09:33:27 AM
(http://www.dyestat.com/3us/6out/NikeOutdoorNats/album-vic-jumps-g/images/154GM8W1004.jpg)

Nuff said ...

Crumbs!

oh my goodness...
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Plexi Ken on August 22, 2009, 10:38:52 AM
Just flicking around some channels and caught a glimpse of Salma Hayek in Desperado. Nice!
Lookin' good in Dogma too...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48xYnhRb5So
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: MrBump on August 23, 2009, 08:58:22 AM
(http://www.dyestat.com/3us/6out/NikeOutdoorNats/album-vic-jumps-g/images/154GM8W1004.jpg)

Nuff said ...

If there was any picture guaranteed to make me linger over this thread, this is the picture...

'Scuse me, gents - I've some business to attend to...
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: sgmypod on August 23, 2009, 03:57:41 PM
(http://www.sporting-heroes.net/files_athletics/WHITBREAD_F_19840806_GH_R.jpg)

eh dont dis Tessa as a kid I got to sit on her knee, got a kiss and she said I was cute
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Davey on August 28, 2009, 08:15:39 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PZHtlpp0cE&feature=channel_page
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Jonny on August 28, 2009, 08:25:56 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PZHtlpp0cE&feature=channel_page

$%&#ING WIN MY MAN.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Davey on August 28, 2009, 08:29:49 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PZHtlpp0cE&feature=channel_page

$%&#ING WIN MY MAN.
:D

four girls, a strat a tele and a cute bassist... what's not to like .. oh, they're wet aswell
the song aint half bad either

i'm afraid that when i go to japan, i'm not going to return ... even though i've been dating a girl for the past couple of months (nothing serious yet)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Fourth Feline on August 28, 2009, 09:32:18 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PZHtlpp0cE&feature=channel_page


Absolutely ! What's not to like ?

A motivated team ;  a well synchronised working unit ,  smart uniforms, good clean boots - and a proven willingness to go on 'manouvers' in a variety of weather conditions.

'Captain' Feline says  - " De-briefing in my office at 22:00 hours ! " .....  8)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Ted 'N' Leo on August 28, 2009, 09:33:13 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PZHtlpp0cE&feature=channel_page


You sir, deserve to be Knighted!

Apart from the obvious, i also like the ZZ Top style synchronised movements.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Philly Q on August 29, 2009, 12:58:39 AM
They're extremely cute, but the apparent erotic appeal of schoolgirl uniforms has always passed me by.  :?
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: sgmypod on August 29, 2009, 10:16:18 AM
They're extremely cute, but the apparent erotic appeal of schoolgirl uniforms has always passed me by.  :?
yeah +1 on this...
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Ian Price on August 29, 2009, 10:53:12 AM
Nicky Whelan, who was in Neighbours, always impressed me:

(http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr182/jayandbillmornings/0326NickyWhelan.jpg)

I would like to make it clear that I do not watch Neighbours (not regularly anyway, just if my partner has it on!)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: sgmypod on August 29, 2009, 10:58:07 AM
Nicky Whelan, who was in Neighbours, always impressed me:

(http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr182/jayandbillmornings/0326NickyWhelan.jpg)

I would like to make it clear that I do not watch Neighbours (not regularly anyway, just if my partner has it on!)
yeah I say that too no one believes me
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: MrBump on August 29, 2009, 06:00:24 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PZHtlpp0cE&feature=channel_page


You sir, deserve to be Knighted!

Apart from the obvious, i also like the ZZ Top style synchronised movements.

That is wrong on so many levels...
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: dave_mc on August 29, 2009, 10:35:15 PM
They're extremely cute, but the apparent erotic appeal of schoolgirl uniforms has always passed me by.  :?
+1. and not so much passed me by, as weirded me out. *police siren*
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: FernandoDuarte on August 31, 2009, 01:34:16 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PZHtlpp0cE&feature=channel_page

OMG :o

Nicky Whelan, who was in Neighbours, always impressed me:

OMG!! :o :o :o
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: CaptainDesslock on August 31, 2009, 02:18:15 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PZHtlpp0cE&feature=channel_page


Absolutely ! What's not to like ?

A motivated team ;  a well synchronised working unit ,  smart uniforms, good clean boots - and a proven willingness to go on 'manouvers' in a variety of weather conditions.

'Captain' Feline says  - " De-briefing in my office at 22:00 hours ! " .....  8)

unfortunately, as much as I love Japan, this is corny, even for me ;0

Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Prawnik on August 31, 2009, 11:26:02 AM
Is she a real top class vaulter?

how do you know her name is walter?

Let's talk about serious matters. Do you have her phone number?
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: JDC on September 01, 2009, 10:59:19 PM
random thought: how many of these crush pics are photoshopped?
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: sgmypod on September 02, 2009, 06:30:27 AM
random thought: how many of these crush pics are photoshopped?
If we are talking no touch up real women (http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/classic/shedevil/gallery/images/340/sd05.jpg) *L*
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: horsehead on September 02, 2009, 09:39:06 AM
after photoshop =

(http://images.starpulse.com/pictures/2008/02/27/previews/Gillian%20Anderson-ALO-010455.jpg)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Roobubba on September 02, 2009, 10:50:04 AM
Nicky Whelan, who was in Neighbours, always impressed me:

(http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr182/jayandbillmornings/0326NickyWhelan.jpg)

I would like to make it clear that I do not watch Neighbours (not regularly anyway, just if my partner has it on!)

Photoshopped or not, she is up there with the pole vaulter!

Any excuse to show this picture again, eh? :D

Roo
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: sgmypod on September 02, 2009, 10:57:17 AM
after photoshop =

(http://images.starpulse.com/pictures/2008/02/27/previews/Gillian%20Anderson-ALO-010455.jpg)
Class Nice comeback
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: WezV on September 02, 2009, 11:14:39 AM
random thought: how many of these crush pics are photoshopped?

yeah, i am sure they are all munters in real life  ...    or not :)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: sgmypod on September 02, 2009, 06:25:16 PM
Munters...nice saying
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Ian Price on September 02, 2009, 08:17:18 PM
Nicky Whelan, who was in Neighbours, always impressed me:

(http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr182/jayandbillmornings/0326NickyWhelan.jpg)

I would like to make it clear that I do not watch Neighbours (not regularly anyway, just if my partner has it on!)

Photoshopped or not, she is up there with the pole vaulter!

Any excuse to show this picture again, eh? :D

Roo

Did you say any excuse?  :D
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: hunter on September 03, 2009, 08:55:50 AM

What about Tal Wilkenfeld? She's kinda cute, and what else would a man need than a kick ass bass player?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDgkbLw4qkw
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Jonny on September 03, 2009, 10:55:12 AM

What about Tal Wilkenfeld? She's kinda cute, and what else would a man need than a kick ass bass player?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDgkbLw4qkw
She can work the fingers/hands then can she?
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Roobubba on September 03, 2009, 11:26:46 AM

What about Tal Wilkenfeld? She's kinda cute, and what else would a man need than a kick ass bass player?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDgkbLw4qkw
She can work the fingers/hands then can she?

No, he said she's a bass player ;)

Roo
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: maverickf1jockey on September 03, 2009, 01:53:55 PM
Nicky Whelan, who was in Neighbours, always impressed me:

(http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr182/jayandbillmornings/0326NickyWhelan.jpg)

I would like to make it clear that I do not watch Neighbours (not regularly anyway, just if my partner has it on!)

Photoshopped or not, she is up there with the pole vaulter!

Any excuse to show this picture again, eh? :D

Roo

Did you say any excuse?  :D
I do believe he did. :D
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: indysmith on September 05, 2009, 04:41:09 PM
(http://9.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kpi76moQnu1qzcso1o1_400.png)
Effy from skins. Don't know why, i just would
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: CaptainDesslock on September 05, 2009, 04:55:11 PM
(http://9.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kpi76moQnu1qzcso1o1_400.png)
Effy from skins. Don't know why, i just would


isn't that show  basically about bitches an' hoes?
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: _tom_ on September 05, 2009, 06:02:34 PM
(http://9.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kpi76moQnu1qzcso1o1_400.png)
Effy from skins. Don't know why, i just would

Of course. The red-haired twins, as well.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: indysmith on September 05, 2009, 06:07:57 PM
(http://9.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kpi76moQnu1qzcso1o1_400.png)
Effy from skins. Don't know why, i just would


isn't that show  basically about bitches an' hoes?
:cool: it's wicked
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: _tom_ on September 05, 2009, 06:18:32 PM
haha yeah its pretty good. Cook is a prick though, I hate his character so much haha
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Brow on September 05, 2009, 06:30:59 PM
I caught the 1st 2 series of Skins but haven't seen any of the newer 1s where Effy and her friends have taken over from Tony and the rest of them.

Tonys girlfriend from the 1st 2 series (can't remember her name) was quite fit though!  :lol: :D
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: indysmith on September 05, 2009, 06:46:30 PM
Tonys girlfriend from the 1st 2 series (can't remember her name) was quite fit though!  :lol: :D
Michelle :)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: dave_mc on September 05, 2009, 09:04:25 PM
i haven't watched skins since about halfway through the second series. I got pissed off about how it just seemed more about trying to shock people than about actually being a decent plot...

the inbetweeners is far better... :lol:
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: _tom_ on September 05, 2009, 09:06:26 PM
The Inbetweeners is great, it just sums up school/sixth form :lol: And to keep this on topic, Carly is also rather nice (as is the girl Will does the yoda voice to on the bus :lol: )!
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Philly Q on September 05, 2009, 09:08:18 PM
Oh dear, this thread has suddenly gone all "youth culture"....  :P

Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: dave_mc on September 05, 2009, 09:08:32 PM
i don't really have a crush on any of the girls in the inbetweeners, but it is pretty darn funny, and pretty realistic. whereas skins just gets ridiculous, a lot of what happens in the inbetweeners is only slightly worse than stuff which you know happened in real life (as all the best satire is)... :)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: AndyR on September 07, 2009, 08:35:31 AM
Oh dear, this thread has suddenly gone all "youth culture"....  :P



Glad it's not just me...

Remember the good ole days, eh? The Good Life, Porridge, Z Cars...

:lol:
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: MrBump on September 07, 2009, 08:47:14 AM
Oh dear, this thread has suddenly gone all "youth culture"....  :P



Glad it's not just me...

Remember the good ole days, eh? The Good Life, Porridge, Z Cars...

:lol:

No.

Well.  OK, yes...
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Afghan Dave on September 07, 2009, 09:17:20 AM
Oh dear, this thread has suddenly gone all "youth culture"....  :P



Glad it's not just me...

Remember the good ole days, eh? The Good Life, Porridge, Z Cars...

:lol:
(http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/06_02/FelicityKendalES_228x322.jpg)

This should get yer pulse racing then you can have a shot of Sanatogen.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: indysmith on September 07, 2009, 09:28:35 AM
i don't really have a crush on any of the girls in the inbetweeners
Oh piss off, what about the hot welsh one?
(http://www.independent.ie/multimedia/archive/00170/Wisener_170758t.jpg)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Afghan Dave on September 07, 2009, 09:30:48 AM
i don't really have a crush on any of the girls in the inbetweeners
Oh piss off, what about the hot welsh one?
(http://www.independent.ie/multimedia/archive/00170/Wisener_170758t.jpg)

F**K me.. she's lovely... I've never watched the Inbetweeners - I will now.  :P
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Philly Q on September 07, 2009, 11:11:57 AM
This should get yer pulse racing then you can have a shot of Sanatogen.

Oooh no.  :(   

If it was a photo from the Good Life days, that might be different.   Remember she used to win "Rear of the Year" with monotonous regularity...... does that award still exist?  Afghan will know.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: sgmypod on September 07, 2009, 11:28:01 AM
(http://www.tvscoop.tv/Felicity-Kendal-.jpg) more this look of her.Philly?....these photo's and talk make me feel young
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: _tom_ on September 07, 2009, 11:36:20 AM
i don't really have a crush on any of the girls in the inbetweeners
Oh piss off, what about the hot welsh one?
(http://www.independent.ie/multimedia/archive/00170/Wisener_170758t.jpg)

Thats the one I was on about I think!
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: AndyR on September 07, 2009, 12:09:15 PM
(http://www.tvscoop.tv/Felicity-Kendal-.jpg) more this look of her.Philly?....these photo's and talk make me feel young

PHWOAAAAARRR :D :D :D

What a babe...

Sorry Felicity, hope you don't mind me expressing it in such a base manner (I am valuing your intelligence, your sense of humour, etc, etc... and, of course, the posterior not actually pictured here :lol:)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Afghan Dave on September 07, 2009, 01:00:01 PM
OK.. Here is an absolutely filthy picture of the vintage Ms Kendal...



Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Afghan Dave on September 07, 2009, 01:15:46 PM
Talking about the illustrious "Rear of the Year" competition...

Here is past winner and particular favourite of mine... Ahhh  PDT_037 PDT_010 PDT_003

Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Philly Q on September 07, 2009, 02:06:18 PM
Here is past winner and particular favourite of mine... Ahhh  PDT_037 PDT_010 PDT_003

She's carrying a bit (make that a LOT) more junk in her trunk nowadays, though....
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Afghan Dave on September 07, 2009, 02:29:58 PM
Here is past winner and particular favourite of mine... Ahhh  PDT_037 PDT_010 PDT_003

She's carrying a bit (make that a LOT) more junk in her trunk nowadays, though....

Yeah.. a few kids later that happens but... Ah likea dem likkle bit bigga wimmin... Thar She Blows!!

(I apologise for my grammatical decent into madness)  :P

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ck8T45DJjH4
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: _tom_ on September 07, 2009, 03:28:54 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ck8T45DJjH4

Forgot how good that song is :lol: btw dave have you seen these pics of Lily Allen? I think you may appreciate them :P I may have allready posted them actually, I cant remember :lol:

(I guess they're a bit NSFW)
http://img405.imageshack.us/i/lilyallen6750x1118.jpg/
http://img443.imageshack.us/i/lilyallen750x1208.jpg/
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: horsehead on September 07, 2009, 03:39:45 PM
tom...good pics. That 1st pic makes me want to go to the toilet & do a man wee
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: sgmypod on September 07, 2009, 04:07:04 PM
Lilly allen she's kinda odd shaped all bottom no top
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Afghan Dave on September 07, 2009, 04:33:31 PM
tom...good pics. That 1st pic makes me want to go to the toilet & do a man wee

LMFAO :lol: :lol: :lol:

Crack one off for the BKP Lily Allen appreciation soc horsehead.. coz wanking is even better in the company toilets because you're getting paid to do it... SWEET!!

Thanks Tom for giving us all something enjoyable to do this afternoon...
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: sgmypod on September 07, 2009, 04:37:49 PM
never got the sock thing....don't explain
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Philly Q on September 07, 2009, 05:02:27 PM
Lilly allen she's kinda odd shaped all bottom no top

Yes, and I like it!
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: CaptainDesslock on September 07, 2009, 07:27:38 PM
Lilly allen she's kinda odd shaped all bottom no top

Yes, and I like it!

you sure have a funny fetish Philly Q
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Afghan Dave on September 07, 2009, 07:36:10 PM
Lilly allen she's kinda odd shaped all bottom no top

Yes, and I like it!

you sure have a funny fetish Philly Q

I think it's perfectly healthy and natural to appreciate the glory of a healthy rounded rump.... Mmmm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzsWuqNlLK4
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: FernandoDuarte on September 07, 2009, 08:20:21 PM
Lilly allen she's kinda odd shaped all bottom no top

Yes, and I like it!

I'm totally about 60/30/60...

You'd like brazillian girls a lot Philly, they're pretty much "all bottom, no top"
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: dave_mc on September 07, 2009, 09:49:10 PM
Oh piss off, what about the hot welsh one?
(http://www.independent.ie/multimedia/archive/00170/Wisener_170758t.jpg)

wasn't she northern irish?
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Davey on September 07, 2009, 09:54:20 PM
watched Yes man the other day... and i must say..
Zooey Deschanel .. it's her eyes. and voice
(http://indomiejunkie.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/zooey-deschanel-11.jpg)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Will on September 07, 2009, 10:04:49 PM
watched Yes man the other day... and i must say..
Zooey Deschanel .. it's her eyes. and voice
(http://indomiejunkie.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/zooey-deschanel-11.jpg)
Yup, huge +1. The eyes seem so bright and alive.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: _tom_ on September 07, 2009, 10:06:05 PM
Terrible actress though!
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Philly Q on September 07, 2009, 10:23:59 PM
Lilly allen she's kinda odd shaped all bottom no top

Yes, and I like it!

you sure have a funny fetish Philly Q

 :?  Is that a fetish?  It's only a body shape!  I just don't think flat bottoms and/or skinny thighs are attractive (although beggars can't be choosers...  :| )

I don't think it's anywhere near as weird as the schoolgirl uniform thing.

Now if you want to talk fetishes...... let's not.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: MDV on September 07, 2009, 10:35:37 PM
watched Yes man the other day... and i must say..
Zooey Deschanel .. it's her eyes. and voice
(http://indomiejunkie.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/zooey-deschanel-11.jpg)

Hi, long time viewer, first time poster:

She is $%&#ing gorgeous!

Oh, and since I'm here, and there should be some sort of rule of no posting without a pic:

(http://www.chaseatrend.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/olivia-wilde1.jpg)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Afghan Dave on September 07, 2009, 10:36:09 PM
Now if you want to talk fetishes...... let's not.

A picture speaks a thousand words...  :?
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: FernandoDuarte on September 07, 2009, 10:39:54 PM
OMG to the House's girl (don't know her name)

and WTF for the little gerbil! :?
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Philly Q on September 07, 2009, 10:40:50 PM
It's wrong to just put that poor gerbil in a toilet roll, never mind doing..... anything else with it.  :(
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: FernandoDuarte on September 07, 2009, 10:46:40 PM
It's wrong to just put that poor gerbil in a toilet roll, never mind doing..... anything else with it.  :(
Exactly!
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Davey on September 08, 2009, 01:18:18 PM
It's wrong to just put that poor gerbil in a toilet roll, never mind doing..... anything else with it.  :(
it's still $%&#ing hilarious!
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: CaptainDesslock on September 08, 2009, 03:51:12 PM
Now if you want to talk fetishes...... let's not.

A picture speaks a thousand words...  :?

How is it I can always expect you to bring out the weird and the strange?
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Afghan Dave on September 08, 2009, 04:21:43 PM
Now if you want to talk fetishes...... let's not.

A picture speaks a thousand words...  :?

How is it I can always expect you to bring out the weird and the strange?

THAT, my dear friend is both my duty and my pleasure 8)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: horsehead on September 09, 2009, 04:49:52 PM
Let us now take the mental image of the gerbil roll & add the news story to match

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTrOb8zyrZk

Fetishes = one man's turn on...& a lot turns me on
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: FernandoDuarte on September 09, 2009, 05:39:35 PM
LOL
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Lew on September 09, 2009, 11:12:57 PM
(http://www.comicbookmovie.com/images/uploads/RachelWeisz5.jpg)
(http://www.daughterofra.com/graphics/rachel_weisz.jpg)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Philly Q on September 09, 2009, 11:27:22 PM
Rachel Weisz.... yes.  She was almost too pretty when she was younger, but she's maturing into a truly beautiful woman, not some artificial Hollywood freak.  Which is pretty rare.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Ian Price on September 09, 2009, 11:36:12 PM
I like her rather a lot.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: CaptainDesslock on September 10, 2009, 05:49:49 AM
heheheh............

i could've added her school girl shots...but since some of you just  "don't get it" i'll refrain :)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Lew on September 10, 2009, 06:44:53 AM
What's to get? You fancy girls that look like 12 year olds :lol:  8)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: FernandoDuarte on September 10, 2009, 08:19:55 AM
Rachel Weisz = OMG :o

I like japanese girls and they tend to look like teenagers, in deed...
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Jonny on September 10, 2009, 09:08:52 AM
they tend to look like teenagers, in deed...
I'm still young, I can still like them for that ;)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: AndyR on September 10, 2009, 01:21:16 PM
Yep, thanks for the Rachel Weisz pics, Lew - made my lunch break today :D

We seem to have been watching a lot of films with her in recently - I think my mrs must have figured out a subconscious pattern on my dvd selection, and she's been picking them before I suggest them...

She'd have to be one of my "Desert Island Chicks" :lol:
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: shobet on September 10, 2009, 01:41:57 PM
Yep, thanks for the Rachel Weisz pics, Lew - made my lunch break today :D

We seem to have been watching a lot of films with her in recently - I think my mrs must have figured out a subconscious pattern on my dvd selection, and she's been picking them before I suggest them...

She'd have to be one of my "Desert Island Chicks" :lol:

I've heard she has very good muscle control. :) Who'd have thought that was on the curriculum for these Oxbridge alumni.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Lew on September 10, 2009, 01:58:20 PM
Yep, thanks for the Rachel Weisz pics, Lew - made my lunch break today :D

We seem to have been watching a lot of films with her in recently - I think my mrs must have figured out a subconscious pattern on my dvd selection, and she's been picking them before I suggest them...

She'd have to be one of my "Desert Island Chicks" :lol:

haha. She seems to have a really genuine and natural approach to acting and look. Like Philly has said, theres way too much plastic fantastic out there, I can't say I've ever seen a woman who's had surgery and doesn't look like a complete freakazoid.

Have you seen Constantine?
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: mikeluke on September 10, 2009, 04:26:55 PM
Fernando

Little girls? I am worried about you

Have you heard of Gary Glitter?

 :D
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Fourth Feline on September 10, 2009, 04:36:34 PM
Lilly allen she's kinda odd shaped all bottom no top

Yes, and I like it!

you sure have a funny fetish Philly Q

I have to agree with Philly on this one - with all respects to other opinions of course.

Back in our day ( ahem ) we called that 'natural' , 'healthy' beautiful ' - and even better if they had additional "child bearing hips" - as my Dad used to say.  I remember watching 'Miss World' contests in the early 60's on the T.V. - and they all had dangerous curves !  Therefore another vote for Ms Allen ( Lovely photos - thanks Tom ! ) - Felicity Kendal and Charlotte Church here,  as most of  the of the ladies presented look gorgeous and glamorous - but let's also factor in 'cuddly' and 'built for comfort- not for speed'...  

Time for my evening dose of 'mid-life medication'  I suppose ...  :lol:

And finally ( to add to the gentle controversy ) - I always had a soft spot for Lucy Porter, ...   :)

(http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u135/Fourth_Feline/LucyPorter.jpg)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: CaptainDesslock on September 10, 2009, 04:53:03 PM
they tend to look like teenagers, in deed...
I'm still young, I can still like them for that ;)

dude, it comes with being Asian........I eat rice and fish most everday! And most of us asians, myself included, who eat all that rice and fish combined with our good genes just look much younger than our peers, regarldess of what age bracket their in, go figure
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: _tom_ on September 10, 2009, 04:54:17 PM
And finally ( to add to the gentle controversy ) - I always had a soft spot for Lucy Porter, ...   :)

Same here, she isnt funny at all though!
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: FernandoDuarte on September 10, 2009, 05:06:47 PM
Fernando
Little girls? I am worried about you
Have you heard of Gary Glitter?

 :D

Where have I said it??? :?
I just agreed with Lew that Japanese girls tend to look like teenagers... :roll:
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Fourth Feline on September 10, 2009, 05:07:59 PM
And finally ( to add to the gentle controversy ) - I always had a soft spot for Lucy Porter, ...   :)

Same here, she isnt funny at all though!

Yes Tom,  I must confess to posting the picture of Lucy,  in a way that was somewhat appreciatively detatched from her 'main job'.  It was the same with my appreciation of  Lily Allen - in that she represents a type of attractive person - as opposed to me adding to the ticket sales of either .  :)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: FernandoDuarte on September 10, 2009, 05:36:33 PM
9 ) Is there a particular record in your collection that you wouldn't want people to know about?
Great acoustic playing on it :http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qkbAg-m0QQ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qkbAg-m0QQ)

Great girl, too! :D
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: _tom_ on September 10, 2009, 05:51:20 PM
I like Lily's music, bit of a guilty pleasure of mine :lol:
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Philly Q on September 10, 2009, 05:52:53 PM
And finally ( to add to the gentle controversy ) - I always had a soft spot for Lucy Porter, ...   :)

Same here, she isnt funny at all though!

Yes Tom,  I must confess to posting the picture of Lucy,  in a way that was somewhat appreciatively detatched from her 'main job'.  It was the same with my appreciation of  Lily Allen - in that she represents a type of attractive person - as opposed to me adding to the ticket sales of either .  :)


Good call Derek, I'm quite keen on both Lucy Porter* and Lily Allen, although I don't think either of them is very good at what she does!  :lol:
Although I suspect I might actually like Lucy Porter if I met her, whereas I'd probably want to punch Lily in the face.....


(* just to clarify - in case anyone who knows me should be reading this - I mean the comedian Lucy Porter, not my friend's 12-year-old daughter Lucy Porter....  :? )
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: AndyR on September 10, 2009, 05:53:56 PM
Yep, thanks for the Rachel Weisz pics, Lew - made my lunch break today :D

We seem to have been watching a lot of films with her in recently - I think my mrs must have figured out a subconscious pattern on my dvd selection, and she's been picking them before I suggest them...

She'd have to be one of my "Desert Island Chicks" :lol:

haha. She seems to have a really genuine and natural approach to acting and look. Like Philly has said, theres way too much plastic fantastic out there, I can't say I've ever seen a woman who's had surgery and doesn't look like a complete freakazoid.

Have you seen Constantine?

Yep, that was the last one we watched, and I'd forgotten she was in it until she popped up. Seen it a few times now, and it's kinda growing on me, my only complaint is that he makes the wrong call when she wonders whether she has to take all her clothes off to get in the bath... the rest of the film is extremely down-to-earth, real-life, and believable... I mean, she even leaves her trainers on!!! :lol:

I'm actually rather fond of Tilde Swinton as well, so it was an all round good watch for me that night :D
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: AndyR on September 10, 2009, 06:00:42 PM
Although I suspect I might actually like Lucy Porter if I met her, whereas I'd probably want to punch Lily in the face.....

I'm not so sure Philly, Lily was very impressive on Test Match Special during the lunchbreak on the Saturday of the 5th Test at the Oval the other week. I listened just out of curiosity, expecting to think she was a bit of tw@t, but I was impressed enough to think I ought to listen to some of her stuff... (not done it yet tho! :roll:)

And who the hell is Lucy Porter?!! :lol: Never heard of her... looks cute in her picture tho :D
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Philly Q on September 10, 2009, 06:12:47 PM
Although I suspect I might actually like Lucy Porter if I met her, whereas I'd probably want to punch Lily in the face.....

I'm not so sure Philly, Lily was very impressive on Test Match Special during the lunchbreak on the Saturday of the 5th Test at the Oval the other week. I listened just out of curiosity, expecting to think she was a bit of tw@t, but I was impressed enough to think I ought to listen to some of her stuff... (not done it yet tho! :roll:)

Oh god, she's a cricket fan?  I'd definitely want to punch her in the face.....  :P
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: AndyR on September 10, 2009, 06:20:39 PM
Yeah, big time - she seems to know her stuff as well (not as much as Harry Potter and the blonde one, whatever his name is, did the next day). AND she likes the five-day game rather than this limited overs @rsery... good girl...

Discounting the cricket though, she came over as really intelligent and thoughtful in a "young person" kind of way, but also "old beyond her years"...

(Aggers was all over her though, and had been for some weeks while anticipating her visit - good god man! You're almost old enough to be her grandad! Put it away and stop drooling!! :lol:)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: badgermark on September 10, 2009, 06:26:00 PM
I do love me a bit of Lucy Porter, she's tiny and that's ok in my books. As for Rachel Weiss, watch Enemy at the Gates, there is one scene where you see her bare bum and i swear it is perfect. Total perfection. And I just realised I haven't watched that movie on my big tv yet. Excuse me gents.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Philly Q on September 10, 2009, 06:36:39 PM
(Aggers was all over her though, and had been for some weeks while anticipating her visit - good god man! You're almost old enough to be her grandad! Put it away and stop drooling!! :lol:)

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/cricket/international/theashes/6087537/Lily-Allen-defends-Jonathan-Agnew-over-pervert-slur.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/cricket/international/theashes/6087537/Lily-Allen-defends-Jonathan-Agnew-over-pervert-slur.html)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: dave_mc on September 10, 2009, 06:42:46 PM
AND she likes the five-day game rather than this limited overs @rsery... good girl...

limited overs kicks ass (especially 20/20). So does test match cricket. :)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: _tom_ on September 10, 2009, 06:46:44 PM
(Aggers was all over her though, and had been for some weeks while anticipating her visit - good god man! You're almost old enough to be her grandad! Put it away and stop drooling!! :lol:)

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/cricket/international/theashes/6087537/Lily-Allen-defends-Jonathan-Agnew-over-pervert-slur.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/cricket/international/theashes/6087537/Lily-Allen-defends-Jonathan-Agnew-over-pervert-slur.html)

"..And they're all in relationships, as am I."

see: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0WeiwaFKdI

(wind to about 40 seconds in) :lol:
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: AndyR on September 10, 2009, 06:53:58 PM
(Aggers was all over her though, and had been for some weeks while anticipating her visit - good god man! You're almost old enough to be her grandad! Put it away and stop drooling!! :lol:)

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/cricket/international/theashes/6087537/Lily-Allen-defends-Jonathan-Agnew-over-pervert-slur.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/cricket/international/theashes/6087537/Lily-Allen-defends-Jonathan-Agnew-over-pervert-slur.html)

That's quite amusing - didn't realise that had gone on after. No way did he come across as a pervert in any sense, it was just very obvious that he rather liked the young lady, so other older chaps are entitled to gently rib him about it...

Geezz... he's only 49!! I thought he was somewhat more than only 3 years older than me...

AND she likes the five-day game rather than this limited overs @rsery... good girl...

limited overs kicks ass (especially 20/20). So does test match cricket. :)

I'm afraid I've found that limited overs (and especially 20/20) only really kicks ass for me personally when my team's winning :roll:
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: FernandoDuarte on September 10, 2009, 07:00:41 PM
"..And they're all in relationships, as am I."

see: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0WeiwaFKdI

(wind to about 40 seconds in) :lol:
:lol:
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Afghan Dave on September 10, 2009, 07:01:33 PM
(Aggers was all over her though, and had been for some weeks while anticipating her visit - good god man! You're almost old enough to be her grandad! Put it away and stop drooling!! :lol:)

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/cricket/international/theashes/6087537/Lily-Allen-defends-Jonathan-Agnew-over-pervert-slur.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/cricket/international/theashes/6087537/Lily-Allen-defends-Jonathan-Agnew-over-pervert-slur.html)

"..And they're all in relationships, as am I."

see: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0WeiwaFKdI

(wind to about 40 seconds in) :lol:

You arse Tom!!

Didn't I post this first or are you simply just as intelligent in your consumption of quality humour.. :lol:

Matt Berry GENIUS! :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: _tom_ on September 10, 2009, 07:04:18 PM
haha no idea, think I saw it first on tv but its probably been posted here many times! Annoyingly, I was in a similar situation the other day, I was tempted to do the "$%&# you" routine but thought it probably wouldnt look too good :lol:
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Afghan Dave on September 10, 2009, 07:34:13 PM
haha no idea, think I saw it first on tv but its probably been posted here many times! Annoyingly, I was in a similar situation the other day, I was tempted to do the "$%&# you" routine but thought it probably wouldnt look too good :lol:

If I saw you do that in person and say it with a proper Matt Berry-ish delivery - I would forthwith worship you as a God and offer you a choice of any of my guitars as a sacrifice..  :P
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: MisterMuncher on September 10, 2009, 07:45:58 PM
Ah, Lucy Porter. Always a favourite of mine.

In the meantime, though, I present the frankly wonderful Aoibhinn Ní Shúilleabháin. Former winner of the real life "Lovely Girls Competition", the Rose of Tralee, singer, dancer, physicist, possessor of an absolutely filthy laugh...I'll be in my bunk.
(http://www.castlebar.ie/photos/greenandred/aoibhinn/IMG_0767ss.JPG)

(http://www.independent.ie/multimedia/archive/00357/0807_AoibhinnNiShui_357062t.jpg)

Terrible pictures, sorry.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: _tom_ on September 10, 2009, 07:52:01 PM
haha no idea, think I saw it first on tv but its probably been posted here many times! Annoyingly, I was in a similar situation the other day, I was tempted to do the "$%&# you" routine but thought it probably wouldnt look too good :lol:

If I saw you do that in person and say it with a proper Matt Berry-ish delivery - I would forthwith worship you as a God and offer you a choice of any of my guitars as a sacrifice..  :P

haha I dont think I have the flair to be able to pull it off successfully. Plus I'd need to be holding something which I could throw, or have something of theirs to kick.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: dave_mc on September 10, 2009, 08:42:21 PM
I'm afraid I've found that limited overs (and especially 20/20) only really kicks ass for me personally when my team's winning :roll:

ah, that's true, england's horrible at it. :lol:
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: MDV on September 10, 2009, 08:56:37 PM
Ah, Lucy Porter. Always a favourite of mine.

In the meantime, though, I present the frankly wonderful Aoibhinn Ní Shúilleabháin. Former winner of the real life "Lovely Girls Competition", the Rose of Tralee, singer, dancer, physicist, possessor of an absolutely filthy laugh...I'll be in my bunk.
(http://www.castlebar.ie/photos/greenandred/aoibhinn/IMG_0767ss.JPG)

(http://www.independent.ie/multimedia/archive/00357/0807_AoibhinnNiShui_357062t.jpg)

Terrible pictures, sorry.

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: @ "I'll be in my bunk"

I wonder who else knows what its off?

She is stunning
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Lew on September 10, 2009, 09:55:25 PM
Yep, thanks for the Rachel Weisz pics, Lew - made my lunch break today :D

We seem to have been watching a lot of films with her in recently - I think my mrs must have figured out a subconscious pattern on my dvd selection, and she's been picking them before I suggest them...

She'd have to be one of my "Desert Island Chicks" :lol:

haha. She seems to have a really genuine and natural approach to acting and look. Like Philly has said, theres way too much plastic fantastic out there, I can't say I've ever seen a woman who's had surgery and doesn't look like a complete freakazoid.

Have you seen Constantine?

Yep, that was the last one we watched, and I'd forgotten she was in it until she popped up. Seen it a few times now, and it's kinda growing on me, my only complaint is that he makes the wrong call when she wonders whether she has to take all her clothes off to get in the bath... the rest of the film is extremely down-to-earth, real-life, and believable... I mean, she even leaves her trainers on!!! :lol:

I'm actually rather fond of Tilde Swinton as well, so it was an all round good watch for me that night :D

haha! Well, she's nude in other movies, or so I'm told ;)

Tilda Swinton?!!?!?!
(http://www.virginmedia.com/images/tilda-swinton-oscar.jpg)

Oh dear...

Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Jonny on September 10, 2009, 10:55:26 PM
I want more chestage.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Afghan Dave on September 10, 2009, 10:59:42 PM
Guilty pleasure number... well I lose track.. Natalie Horler aka "Cascada"  :oops:

The things I could do to that saucy lass..

(http://www.singeruniverse.com/cascada2008a.jpg)

(http://www.cascadafan.de/images/bio.jpg)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nouuI63FSLQ

OH Yes....



Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: gwEm on September 10, 2009, 11:11:50 PM
Cascada's a great looking girl, and I'm really into her music also
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: TheIronBeast on September 10, 2009, 11:20:39 PM
Yep, Cascada is definitely my kind of girl! Can't say I've listened to much of her music before though, apart from what I've heard on the radio.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: gwEm on September 10, 2009, 11:22:49 PM
Yep, Cascada is definitely my kind of girl! Can't say I've listened to much of her music before though, apart from what I've heard on the radio.

3 albums of fun and formulaic euro-techno await you! amazing stuff  8)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: FELINEGUITARS on September 11, 2009, 12:04:07 AM
Robin Beck ! (now married to James Christian of House Of Lords)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skb4JXQCvrw (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skb4JXQCvrw)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEgHjbQ97ZM (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEgHjbQ97ZM)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: AndyR on September 11, 2009, 09:16:16 AM
Yep, thanks for the Rachel Weisz pics, Lew - made my lunch break today :D

We seem to have been watching a lot of films with her in recently - I think my mrs must have figured out a subconscious pattern on my dvd selection, and she's been picking them before I suggest them...

She'd have to be one of my "Desert Island Chicks" :lol:

haha. She seems to have a really genuine and natural approach to acting and look. Like Philly has said, theres way too much plastic fantastic out there, I can't say I've ever seen a woman who's had surgery and doesn't look like a complete freakazoid.

Have you seen Constantine?

Yep, that was the last one we watched, and I'd forgotten she was in it until she popped up. Seen it a few times now, and it's kinda growing on me, my only complaint is that he makes the wrong call when she wonders whether she has to take all her clothes off to get in the bath... the rest of the film is extremely down-to-earth, real-life, and believable... I mean, she even leaves her trainers on!!! :lol:

I'm actually rather fond of Tilde Swinton as well, so it was an all round good watch for me that night :D

haha! Well, she's nude in other movies, or so I'm told ;)

Tilda Swinton?!!?!?!
(http://www.virginmedia.com/images/tilda-swinton-oscar.jpg)

Oh dear...



Yes, indeed, RW has fewer clothes in other movies :D

And that's not a particularly flattering pic of poor Ms Swinton :lol: (and she's definitely nude in other movies...)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: AndyR on September 11, 2009, 09:17:23 AM
I'm afraid I've found that limited overs (and especially 20/20) only really kicks ass for me personally when my team's winning :roll:

ah, that's true, england's horrible at it. :lol:

And Surrey's even horribler :lol:
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: MisterMuncher on September 11, 2009, 10:12:30 AM
She is pretty astonishing, MDV, I must admit.

Weirdly, pretty much all the tasty women on Irish telly either work for, or used to work for the Irish language station. I think it's about time I brushed up on the ould mother tongue...

Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Brow on September 11, 2009, 06:12:22 PM
I want more chestage.

Is this more what you had in mind?  :lol: :D  :lol: :D  :lol: :D

(http://images.askmen.com/celebs/women/celeb_profiles_model/11_lucy_pinderlarge_image-1.jpg)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Philly Q on September 11, 2009, 07:10:17 PM
In the meantime, though, I present the frankly wonderful Aoibhinn Ní Shúilleabháin. Former winner of the real life "Lovely Girls Competition", the Rose of Tralee, singer, dancer, physicist, possessor of an absolutely filthy laugh...I'll be in my bunk.

How the flip do you pronounce that?  "Alison O'Sullivan" or something like that, I guess?

Nice, but she seems to have twice as many teeth as a regular person, and they don't quite fit in her mouth.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Jonny on September 11, 2009, 08:15:08 PM
I want more chestage.

Is this more what you had in mind?  :lol: :D  :lol: :D  :lol: :D

(http://images.askmen.com/celebs/women/celeb_profiles_model/11_lucy_pinderlarge_image-1.jpg)
Yeah pretty much. MOAR.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: dave_mc on September 11, 2009, 08:36:23 PM
How the flip do you pronounce that?  "Alison O'Sullivan" or something like that, I guess?

Nice, but she seems to have twice as many teeth as a regular person, and they don't quite fit in her mouth.

i don't speak irish, but what little i've managed to pick up (mainly names :lol: ) suggests it'd be something along the line of (phonetically) "eeveen ni sullivan" or something like that. I could be way off, though.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: mikeluke on September 14, 2009, 07:56:48 AM
Back to Lily Allen

Saw a video of her at Bestival this week - still don't get it....
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Afghan Dave on September 14, 2009, 10:05:05 AM
Back to Lily Allen

Saw a video of her at Bestival this week - still don't get it....

She would though!  :lol:
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: MisterMuncher on September 14, 2009, 10:21:29 AM

How the flip do you pronounce that?  "Alison O'Sullivan" or something like that, I guess?

Nice, but she seems to have twice as many teeth as a regular person, and they don't quite fit in her mouth.

In total honesty, Exactly how it's spelt :-P

Dave's not miles away. It's roughly "Aiveen Ni Sooliwan", but it kind of depends where you're from, too.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: AndyR on September 14, 2009, 05:44:10 PM
Back to Lily Allen

Saw a video of her at Bestival this week - still don't get it....

Saw pictures of this performance (over someone's shoulder, so I think it was her) in one of today's freebie papers on the way home on the tube...

er... I do... :lol:

Anyone know where I can find moving pictures of that posterior? (Doesn't need sound, might prove distracting...)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: dave_mc on September 14, 2009, 05:51:40 PM
In total honesty, Exactly how it's spelt :-P

Dave's not miles away. It's roughly "Aiveen Ni Sooliwan", but it kind of depends where you're from, too.

cheers, at least i wasn't miles away :D From what little irish i've picked up (i.e. none, just the odd vague idea of how to pronounce stuff), it actually does seem to be spelt pretty phonetically- just until you know how they spell certain phonetics, it looks really, really weird. But then that's the same with any language.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: AndyR on September 14, 2009, 07:08:17 PM
No good, not been able to find moving pictures of Ms Allen at Bestival, but I have found still pictures...

yep, I definitely get it, mikeluke :D
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: nfe on September 14, 2009, 08:47:08 PM
Playing cool SGs and writing better riffs than all of use helps. But that aside, she's great anyway.

(http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h117/neilerskine/407_photo.jpg)

Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Philly Q on September 14, 2009, 10:52:16 PM
Playing cool SGs and writing better riffs than all of use helps. But that aside, she's great anyway.


OK, I admit it, I don't know who that is.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: nfe on September 14, 2009, 10:55:11 PM
Ha! My photobucket is playing up, that photo appears cropped to just her on there, but shows up with her pals here. Ho hum.

Her name is Liz Buckingham, the band is Electric Wizard. She's married to the chap on her right, though.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Philly Q on September 14, 2009, 11:02:20 PM
Thanks, I had no idea there was a woman guitarist in Electric Wizard!  I've been "aware" of the band for a long time, but somehow I never bought any of their stuff.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: nfe on September 14, 2009, 11:12:08 PM
There's been a few lineups, she's been in the last two versions.

Witchcult Today is probably the best starting point for those less into doom. Then Dopethrone or Come My Fanatics.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdW8lt6u4RY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sO7VP34n2Ps&feature=related

There's some good first tracks.


Now, back to hot Doom Chicks!

(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1345/1488960933_867572334e.jpg?v=0)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Philly Q on September 14, 2009, 11:16:44 PM
Boris?

(he guesses tentatively...)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: nfe on September 14, 2009, 11:28:29 PM
Correct!

Good game.

EDIT: Dagnammit, can't find any good photos of the girl from Blood Ceremony.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Philly Q on September 14, 2009, 11:34:56 PM
I might have recognised her.  

Heard some of their stuff and quite like it - and I can't resist the horror-movie name and imagery.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: nfe on September 14, 2009, 11:52:27 PM
We put them on the other night with the Wizard, maybe the best gig I've ever been at, admittedly I was high as all hell, but easily the best I've seen EW and Blood Ceremony were fantastic.

Awesome old SG's through Plexi tones all night.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Lew on September 15, 2009, 12:30:00 AM
I thought it was Sabbath era Ozzy  :lol:
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: FernandoDuarte on September 15, 2009, 01:58:02 AM
Think this topic shall have some brazilian babes :P

(http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j196/pedrocab/futilidade/grazi-papagaio.jpg)
Grazi Massafera - she came from Big Brother and then to tv soap operas...

(http://www.meioemensagem.com.br/conteudo/fotos/boa_veja_id34172.jpg)
Juliana Paes - Actress

(http://lixopop.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/priscila-pires-bbb.jpg)
Priscila - Another Big Brother hotty, here BB is very watched... :? But can't argue about the girls :lol:
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: camf on October 03, 2009, 12:27:21 AM
Penelope Cruz.... fine, fine, fine.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Will on October 07, 2009, 08:50:03 PM
(http://estb.msn.com/i/69/5CCEAA443265B6DECD6C8E4D23FD75.jpg)

Natalie J. Robb
I think its the hair that does it
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Jonny on October 07, 2009, 09:00:47 PM
(http://www.celebszz.com/42615-1/lisa-edelstein-02.jpg)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: FernandoDuarte on October 07, 2009, 10:15:23 PM
lisa-edelstein-02.jpg

I like!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: _tom_ on October 08, 2009, 07:54:55 AM
Cuddy is a complete milf :D (I dont even know if shes a mum, but the term still fits)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Jonny on October 08, 2009, 10:00:52 PM
(http://static.cricinfo.com/db/PICTURES/CMS/64600/64680.jpg)
Guess this one :P
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: CaptainDesslock on October 09, 2009, 03:52:48 AM
(http://static.cricinfo.com/db/PICTURES/CMS/64600/64680.jpg)
Guess this one :P

wow, i swear its almost like  i see that face everyday on the BKP forums!
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Afghan Dave on October 09, 2009, 11:02:29 AM
MILF?

Gentleman at the top end of the age scale my vote goes to Carol Vorderman... 49!

I'm all about a woman with little junk in the trunk...

(http://i40.tinypic.com/28altsn.gif)(http://i39.tinypic.com/9gf0uf.gif)(http://i42.tinypic.com/2wgesud.gif)

Is she hiding a couple of bullets?

(http://img172.imageshack.us/img172/9531/article003296445000005dtr7.jpg)

Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: mikeluke on October 09, 2009, 11:32:18 AM
Doesn't she know it is rude to point?
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Will on October 09, 2009, 12:04:44 PM
Carol has uneven nipples it appears
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: AndyR on October 09, 2009, 12:42:59 PM
GAHH!!

(Just come from not being able to view Ian's new strat... and now I can't see pics of Carol... bluddy office network security...)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: ToneMonkey on October 09, 2009, 01:02:26 PM
GAHH!!

(Just come from not being able to view Ian's new strat... and now I can't see pics of Carol... bluddy office network security...)

Tell me about it.  Really not good for threads like this when photobucket (and all links to it) are blocked   :x
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Afghan Dave on October 09, 2009, 01:31:47 PM
GAHH!!

(Just come from not being able to view Ian's new strat... and now I can't see pics of Carol... bluddy office network security...)

Tell me about it.  Really not good for threads like this when photobucket (and all links to it) are blocked   :x

Guess you just have to "COUNTDOWN" the hours till you get home... (ba dum cha)  :lol:
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: _tom_ on October 09, 2009, 04:40:06 PM
That new Countdown girl > Carol!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSE195fa72w
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Philly Q on October 09, 2009, 05:29:38 PM
That new Countdown girl > Carol!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSE195fa72w

She's lovely, but will she still look that good in another 25 years?

(I suppose right now it doesn't matter  :P )


Guess this one :P

Nope, not a clue.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Jonny on October 09, 2009, 05:42:48 PM
Guess this one :P

Nope, not a clue.
Keedie Babb, got an awesome voice and is a tick in my book.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Will on October 09, 2009, 05:53:15 PM
re: Tom's countdown video
thegusto7 (1 day ago)
she could do with being abit more meaty, but i bet over time i think she will fill out. Love to $%&# the shitee out of her puckered asshole though
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Philly Q on October 09, 2009, 06:04:06 PM
Guess this one :P

Nope, not a clue.
Keedie Babb, got an awesome voice and is a tick in my book.


Oh god, she was on Never Mind the Buzzc--ks last night, never heard of her before.  Still didn't recognise her in the pic though.  Is that what prompted you to post her?

They had a clip of her singing a duet with Duncan James which apparently got to #2 in the charts a few years ago.  It was utterly $%&#ing horrendous.  :x

Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: _tom_ on October 09, 2009, 07:06:45 PM
re: Tom's countdown video
thegusto7 (1 day ago)
she could do with being abit more meaty, but i bet over time i think she will fill out. Love to $%&# the shiteee out of her puckered asshole though

hahah oh dear :lol: Another youtube comment gem.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Twinfan on October 09, 2009, 07:22:34 PM
I've still got it bad for this lass, even more so now the missus has started watching Strictly:

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/07/16/article-1035636-01F52C3B00000578-474_468x612.jpg)

Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: JJretroTONEGOD on October 09, 2009, 08:50:05 PM
I don't fancy any females who are celebrity, I like the "local" girls
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Jonny on October 09, 2009, 09:29:01 PM
Guess this one :P

Nope, not a clue.
Keedie Babb, got an awesome voice and is a tick in my book.


Oh god, she was on Never Mind the Buzzc--ks last night, never heard of her before.  Still didn't recognise her in the pic though.  Is that what prompted you to post her?

They had a clip of her singing a duet with Duncan James which apparently got to #2 in the charts a few years ago.  It was utterly $%&#ing horrendous.  :x


Yes! Why not use the telly to spot babes :D
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Fourth Feline on October 09, 2009, 10:09:24 PM
I've still got it bad for this lass, even more so now the missus has started watching Strictly:

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/07/16/article-1035636-01F52C3B00000578-474_468x612.jpg)



Definately,  :)

The sort of young Lady that is so pretty, that after looking at her for five minutes, you realise you are still looking at her FACE.

Back in my own age group / bracket, I add another nod of approval for Carol Vorderman ; attractive, carrying just enough 'ballast' - and clever too, a lethal combination in my book ...  8)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: dave_mc on October 09, 2009, 11:39:15 PM
i dunno, all those "consolidate your debt" ads she did put me off her. Not that i ever really liked her in the first place, either... EDIT: carol vorderman, obviously, not alesha dixon.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: HTH AMPS on October 09, 2009, 11:52:34 PM
That new Countdown girl > Carol!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSE195fa72w

I've never been one for Countdown, but I'm starting to see the appeal   :lol:
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: FernandoDuarte on October 10, 2009, 01:06:41 AM
That new Countdown girl > Carol!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSE195fa72w

What a accent!!! Girls that speak that way REALLY turn me on!!!! :oops:
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: MDV on October 10, 2009, 11:25:29 AM
By far the best thing about the new stargate series

(http://cdn.mademan.com/chickipedia//www/images/3/33/Elyse_Levesque.jpg)

(http://josephmallozzi.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/img_2944x1.jpg)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: horsehead on October 12, 2009, 01:25:14 PM
(http://www.inquisitr.com/wp-content/zooey-deschanel-katy-perryzooey-deschanel-and-katy-perry.jpg)

Ohhhhhhhhh YEEEEEEEEEAH!
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Ted 'N' Leo on October 12, 2009, 06:14:43 PM
(http://www.inquisitr.com/wp-content/zooey-deschanel-katy-perryzooey-deschanel-and-katy-perry.jpg)

Ohhhhhhhhh YEEEEEEEEEAH!

Holy cr@p! How did i not notice this before!
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: dave_mc on October 12, 2009, 08:04:21 PM
should'a' gone to specsavers? EDIT: to be fair, they do look more alike in those two pics than in most others.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: nfe on October 12, 2009, 08:33:52 PM
They do look very alike sometimes.

I still think Dechanel is vastly more attractive though.

(http://www.soundproofmagazine.com/images/articles/1688/BOTB_Zooey_Katy_main.jpg)
(http://images.teamsugar.com/files/upl1/1/13254/35_2008/twinpeeps.jpg)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Ian Price on October 12, 2009, 08:48:38 PM
Me too. Zooey is the best of the Deschanel sisters in my opinion.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: FernandoDuarte on October 12, 2009, 10:16:12 PM
I think I'd be really happy having once one of them... :P
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Will on October 12, 2009, 10:38:50 PM
I prefer Zooey too, probably the eyes.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: HTH AMPS on October 13, 2009, 06:12:22 PM
I think I'd be really happy having once one of them... :P

or both at the same time  :lol:
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: FernandoDuarte on October 13, 2009, 07:38:27 PM
I think I'd be really happy having once one of them... :P

or both at the same time  :lol:

Yes :lol:
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: horsehead on October 14, 2009, 02:36:22 PM
those eyes....staring up at you as you spill.....never mind
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Afghan Dave on October 16, 2009, 08:12:25 AM
I've been watching a lot of MTV while practising with a metronome and I've developed quite an intense attraction for the new Sugarbabe...

Oh god.. yes I would.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: horsehead on October 16, 2009, 02:13:51 PM
is that a lady boy?
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Afghan Dave on October 16, 2009, 02:20:33 PM
With an ass like that.... WHO CARES?  :P
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: shobet on October 16, 2009, 02:28:57 PM
I d
With an ass like that.... WHO CARES?  :P

I can't see a donkey in that picture?
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Philly Q on October 16, 2009, 04:41:12 PM
With an ass like that.... WHO CARES?  :P

If they'd filmed her from that angle on Eurovision she might've won.  Tactical voting be damned.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: dave_mc on October 16, 2009, 08:07:56 PM
practising with a metronome? i hope you mean guitar, with you we're never sure, dave... o_O
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Afghan Dave on October 16, 2009, 08:46:54 PM
practising with a metronome? i hope you mean guitar, with you we're never sure, dave... o_O

I can comfortably sustain "down strokes" at 90 "beats" per minute for long periods but I do have start alternating when my wrist gets tired  :oops:

Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: CaptainDesslock on October 16, 2009, 09:39:28 PM
wow,

there was the shocking statement of the day
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: dave_mc on October 16, 2009, 09:57:59 PM
o_O
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: _tom_ on October 17, 2009, 10:53:02 AM
:lol:

Pure filth Dave.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: CaptainDesslock on October 17, 2009, 03:41:03 PM
:lol:

Pure filth Dave.

its his specialty, the man never fails  :lol:
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: dheim on October 20, 2009, 03:42:25 PM
(http://www.inquisitr.com/wp-content/zooey-deschanel-katy-perryzooey-deschanel-and-katy-perry.jpg)

Ohhhhhhhhh YEEEEEEEEEAH!

Holy cr@p! How did i not notice this before!

but i'd say i prefer the ol'good katy...
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: maverickf1jockey on October 20, 2009, 04:46:05 PM
ORIGINAL POST NO LONGER MAKES SENSE
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: dheim on October 20, 2009, 06:12:48 PM
As gorgeous as she is I think she may breach rules regarding frontal nudity.
Not only that but since the thread isn't marked NSFW this may just catch some people out.

If you change it to a link then I should think things would be ok.

As regards the emotional response I'll plump for WOWZA!

 :oops: i fell victim of censorship! :oops:

ehm... i didn't tought about the frontal nudity stuff. but that definitely makes me think about a monty python's sketch... :)

anyway i'll repost a censored version of the above pic... :(

(http://img3.pcpop.com/upimg3/2008/5/12/0005265642.jpg)

and i think this one is ok!

(http://www.lazygirls.info/people/roberta_murgo/roberta_murgo_unknown_candid_rhH5ulz.sized.jpg)

Roberta Murgo, anyway. my former avatar...
one of the reasons why i could start believing in god soon or later.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: dheim on October 20, 2009, 06:16:19 PM
and here she is in her full frontal glory... :)

http://imagehut.net/images/yvzbg2cplq0tguthcuk.jpg
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: maverickf1jockey on October 20, 2009, 06:28:32 PM
WOWZA!
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: FernandoDuarte on October 20, 2009, 11:29:39 PM
and here she is in her full frontal glory... :)

http://imagehut.net/images/yvzbg2cplq0tguthcuk.jpg

Speechless! :o
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Ian Price on October 20, 2009, 11:44:25 PM
Just done a bit of research on her. She is a very fine looking person indeed!
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: MisterMuncher on October 21, 2009, 12:48:40 PM
Kind of reminds me. Does anyone else find Tan-lines on nudes models completely and utterly weird?

You get naked for cameras, but not the sun? WTF?
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Will on October 21, 2009, 01:01:10 PM
Tan lines are weird
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: horsehead on October 21, 2009, 03:29:39 PM
Just done a bit of research on her. She is a very fine looking person indeed!

by research do you mean....you know what, surrendering to the sargent, syphoning the snake, 5 knuckle shuffling?

oh & yeah...tan lines..no thanks
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Ian Price on October 21, 2009, 03:32:56 PM
Just done a bit of research on her. She is a very fine looking person indeed!

by research do you mean....you know what, surrendering to the sargent, syphoning the snake, 5 knuckle shuffling?

oh & yeah...tan lines..no thanks

Haha, not that kind of research. That's the kind of research that Afghan might have done.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: blue on October 21, 2009, 04:39:10 PM
i quite like tan lines.  not fake tan lines though  PDT_031
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Afghan Dave on October 21, 2009, 04:49:10 PM
Just done a bit of research on her. She is a very fine looking person indeed!

by research do you mean....you know what, surrendering to the sargent, syphoning the snake, 5 knuckle shuffling?

oh & yeah...tan lines..no thanks

Haha, not that kind of research. That's the kind of research that Afghan might have done.

Could you please be quiet?..... I'm researching over here!
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: dave_mc on October 21, 2009, 04:50:52 PM
dave probably didn't even see the pic... ;)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: gingataff on October 21, 2009, 05:03:39 PM

Haha, not that kind of research. That's the kind of research that Afghan might have done.

Could you please be quiet?..... I'm researching over here!
As you can see the Afghan is very thorough in his research.
Do, or do not. There is no might.   :wink:
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Ian Price on October 21, 2009, 08:12:26 PM
Just done a bit of research on her. She is a very fine looking person indeed!

by research do you mean....you know what, surrendering to the sargent, syphoning the snake, 5 knuckle shuffling?

oh & yeah...tan lines..no thanks

Haha, not that kind of research. That's the kind of research that Afghan might have done.

Could you please be quiet?..... I'm researching over here!

I've got lots of unholy images going through my head now   :o
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: mikeluke on October 21, 2009, 08:45:24 PM
Such as this?

(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/lucky_luke61/250px-Dollyscotland_crop.jpg)

 :lol:
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: FernandoDuarte on October 21, 2009, 10:58:29 PM
Tan lines are weird

wow, this is such a light tan lines... I'm used to a much bigget color variation inside and outside the lines :lol:
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: sgmypod on October 22, 2009, 03:08:38 PM
Such as this?

(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/lucky_luke61/250px-Dollyscotland_crop.jpg)

 :lol:
Is that for the welsh in here
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: mikeluke on October 22, 2009, 04:55:28 PM
Might be....

I can think of at least 4 of us....

The Taffia Rules!

Baa - baa....
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: CaptainDesslock on October 23, 2009, 05:41:51 AM
so umm..........


any way we could get this thread off of afghan dave downstroking and farm animals and back to women?
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: hunter on October 23, 2009, 07:07:05 AM
practising with a metronome? i hope you mean guitar, with you we're never sure, dave... o_O

ROTFLx1000 !!!!
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: WezV on October 23, 2009, 07:23:25 AM
any way we could get this thread off of afghan dave downstroking and farm animals and back to women?


just post a picture!!!
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: MDV on October 23, 2009, 11:41:06 AM
any way we could get this thread off of afghan dave downstroking and farm animals and back to women?


just post a picture!!!

Why didnt you? :P

(http://starsmedia.ign.com/stars/image/article/834/834301/babe-of-the-week-110907-20071109045339641-000.jpg)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: dave_mc on October 23, 2009, 05:15:24 PM
any way we could get this thread off of afghan dave downstroking and farm animals and back to women?


just post a picture!!!

posting a pic of afghan dave downstroking to farm animals would definitely get us off the subject pretty quickly... o_O
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Afghan Dave on October 23, 2009, 05:26:49 PM
any way we could get this thread off of afghan dave downstroking and farm animals and back to women?


just post a picture!!!

posting a pic of afghan dave downstroking to farm animals would definitely get us off the subject pretty quickly... o_O

That would "get you off" ....  fo' shizzle my nizzle....  :lol:
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: dave_mc on October 23, 2009, 05:37:13 PM
poor choice of words :lol: ... in my defence i just copied the bit i quoted.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: dheim on October 23, 2009, 06:09:04 PM
to get the whole thing back on tracks...

ok, i admit i'm a Battlestar Galactica fan, but... Tricia Helfer anyone?

(http://www.triciahelfer.com/images/ph_31.jpg)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: FernandoDuarte on October 23, 2009, 06:21:40 PM
Good, but could be great if she wasn't "model-hungry" skinny...
And my grandmother use this low part of the bikini, someone should give her a smaller one (I could if you appoint me where she lives :lol:)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Afghan Dave on October 23, 2009, 06:39:36 PM
....my grandmother use this low part of the bikini....

Man I bet your Grandmother looks HOT!  Pics or it never happened! :lol:
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: dheim on October 23, 2009, 06:50:39 PM
....my grandmother use this low part of the bikini....

Man I bet your Grandmother looks HOT!  Pics or it never happened! :lol:

 :lol:
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: dheim on October 23, 2009, 06:51:20 PM
Good, but could be great if she wasn't "model-hungry" skinny...
And my grandmother use this low part of the bikini, someone should give her a smaller one (I could if you appoint me where she lives :lol:)

in BSG she is often much less dressed... :)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: FernandoDuarte on October 23, 2009, 07:11:27 PM
....my grandmother use this low part of the bikini....

Man I bet your Grandmother looks HOT!  Pics or it never happened! :lol:

Not to YOU Mr Afghan Dave :lol:
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: horsehead on October 24, 2009, 10:09:31 AM
Grandmother porn....this is a WHOLE other route
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Afghan Dave on October 24, 2009, 01:21:17 PM
Grandmother porn....this is a WHOLE other route

Grandma on the LEFT = G.I.L.F.

(http://www.fadedyouthblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/priscilla-presley-and-singer-lisa-marie-presley-arrives-at-the-premiere-elvis-68-comeback-special-1.jpg)

Just think... you'd be sweating and sliding into the footsteps of "The King"

"Well, that's all right, grand mama
That's all right for you
That's all right grand mama, just anyway you do
Well, that's all right, that's all right.
That's all right now grand mama, anyway you do"


thaan you very musch... ah huh  :) :P

Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Davey on October 24, 2009, 02:25:55 PM
and here she is in her full frontal glory... :)

http://imagehut.net/images/yvzbg2cplq0tguthcuk.jpg
now that's something i could sink my teeth into! DAMN!
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Ted 'N' Leo on October 24, 2009, 04:03:29 PM
Igns Jessica Chobot, shes lovely :)

(http://www.i-video-4u.com/womenstyle/images/jessicachobot.jpg)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Philly Q on October 24, 2009, 06:44:27 PM
Grandmother porn....this is a WHOLE other route

Grandma on the LEFT = G.I.L.F.

Just think... you'd be sweating and sliding into the footsteps of "The King"

Oooooh noooo!!!  :o

Back in the Naked Gun days, yes, but don't be deceived by the heavily (and freakily) customised face.  I have a suspicion her old-lady hands are an indicator of what the rest of her body would look like....

(http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/scilla_scary_hands.jpg)(http://prettyboring.com/files/images/priscilla%20halloween.preview.jpg)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Afghan Dave on October 24, 2009, 07:00:22 PM
Good point - well made...  :?

Still, I could eat cheese burgers while sitting on the toilet and she wouldn't think it that unusual....
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: horsehead on October 24, 2009, 07:05:40 PM
That last picture makes me think she's chanting some witchy spell...

"you'll all see me as young...you'll all seem me as young...my boobs may fall below my knees & my vagina is so wide that it creates it's own echo....but you'll all see me as young"
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Philly Q on October 25, 2009, 11:31:28 PM
Shappi Khorsandi.  Intelligent, funny and she looks damn fine too.

(http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2007/04/25/300Shappi_070425111313342_wideweb__300x455.jpg)(http://www.suffolktouristguide.com/latShappi-Khorsandi-pic.png)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: maverickf1jockey on October 26, 2009, 08:50:51 AM
Hadn't thought of her but I'd agree with you Philly Q.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: horsehead on October 26, 2009, 06:08:43 PM
OOOOOOOOH YEAH!
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: _tom_ on October 26, 2009, 06:15:27 PM
I find her incredibly unfunny but pretty hot I guess!
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: badgermark on October 26, 2009, 06:17:33 PM
That last picture makes me think she's chanting some witchy spell...

"you'll all see me as young...you'll all seem me as young...my boobs may fall below my knees & my vagina is so wide that it creates it's own echo....but you'll all see me as young"

Having sex with her would be like parking a bike in a barn. Throwing a sausage down an ally. Like a wizards sleeve etc.
Man I never wann
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Will on October 27, 2009, 11:15:13 PM
Probably mentioned it before, but anyway. Kirsten Dunst! Have been watching a few films with her in from around 2000 - 01. But only really works as a blond :?
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: blue on October 27, 2009, 11:31:16 PM
kirsten dunst?  really?  sorry, one of those women i just don't get.  terrible actress and i find her completely unattractive.  the one piece of complete miscasting in the Spider-man movies.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: FernandoDuarte on October 27, 2009, 11:50:43 PM
Just watched Inglorious Basterds today, OMG!!!
Diane Kruger:
(http://usemycomputer.com/indeximages/2004/September/Diane%20Kruger.jpg)
Think I've fall in love :lol:

And a little more "simplier" (would say less fashionable) look, but still gorgeous:
(http://static1.purepeople.com/articles/7/15/99/7/@/78664-melanie-laurent-637x0-1.jpg)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: dheim on October 28, 2009, 03:27:07 PM
Just watched Inglorious Basterds today, OMG!!!
Diane Kruger:
(http://usemycomputer.com/indeximages/2004/September/Diane%20Kruger.jpg)
Think I've fall in love :lol:

And a little more "simplier" (would say less fashionable) look, but still gorgeous:
(http://static1.purepeople.com/articles/7/15/99/7/@/78664-melanie-laurent-637x0-1.jpg)

YESSSSSSS!
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: dheim on October 28, 2009, 03:33:19 PM
and, sticking with german actresses, i'd say Franka Potente. not the average beauty but sexy nonetheless.

(http://brosefk.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/frankapotente2.jpg)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: FernandoDuarte on October 28, 2009, 03:58:37 PM
"Sorry mum, I'm just moving to Germany" :lol:
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Will on October 28, 2009, 09:46:16 PM
kirsten dunst?  really?  sorry, one of those women i just don't get.  terrible actress and i find her completely unattractive.  the one piece of complete miscasting in the Spider-man movies.

(http://images.newcelebritypics.com/img/celebs/images/k/kirsten_dunst_in_a_bikini-2123.jpg)

She was not blond in spiderman was she? That is my argument :)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: FernandoDuarte on October 28, 2009, 10:09:38 PM
:o
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: horsehead on October 29, 2009, 08:39:23 AM
is that Mila Kunis next to her?
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: dave_mc on October 29, 2009, 06:36:14 PM
yeah
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: CaptainDesslock on October 31, 2009, 07:00:33 AM
pure sex

(http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg94/rincewindcrowely/NataliPortamntotals.jpg)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: remak on October 31, 2009, 02:38:33 PM
Harriet Harman anyone? Anyone? Nope, didn't think so.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Philly Q on November 01, 2009, 09:56:01 AM
Harriet Harman anyone? Anyone? Nope, didn't think so.

Now you mention it.... a few weeks ago I saw a documentary which included a clip of her being interviewed in 1979.  She was actually not bad looking at all.  :oops:
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: hunter on November 01, 2009, 10:14:52 AM
pure sex

(http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg94/rincewindcrowely/NataliPortamntotals.jpg)

+1

Liking very much Queen Amidalah we do
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Twinfan on November 01, 2009, 10:30:27 AM
Not sure we've mentioned this lady yet?  Famke Janssen from Goldeneye and X-Men.

Gorgeous, and someone I could never tire of:

(http://lh5.ggpht.com/morischanturidze/RkJ860HXl6I/AAAAAAAADhA/iebEOSvhylk/famke_janssen_026.jpg)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: FernandoDuarte on November 01, 2009, 12:57:50 PM
Gorgeous, and someone I could never tire of:

Only you? :lol:
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Lew on November 02, 2009, 12:46:38 AM
pure sex

(http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg94/rincewindcrowely/NataliPortamntotals.jpg)

Size zero? Repulsive.

Not sure we've mentioned this lady yet?  Famke Janssen from Goldeneye and X-Men.

Gorgeous, and someone I could never tire of:

(http://lh5.ggpht.com/morischanturidze/RkJ860HXl6I/AAAAAAAADhA/iebEOSvhylk/famke_janssen_026.jpg)

wow!! :o
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: nfe on November 02, 2009, 12:52:35 AM
 :?

Natalie Portman isn't any thinner than Fanke Janssen. Barely even in those hella-shooped photos.

Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Lew on November 02, 2009, 01:59:28 AM
Perhaps, yet one looks like a woman and the other looks like an 8 year old in make up.

In fact... she hasn't really changed since Leon you $%&#ing perverts  :lol:  :P

(http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m187/Sachiko_02/Celebrities/Female/Natalie%20Portman/leon.jpg)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: nfe on November 02, 2009, 02:08:17 AM
Fuck it, I reckon I could hack jail  :lol:
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Lew on November 02, 2009, 02:17:45 AM
Fuck it, I reckon I could hack jail  :lol:


:lol::P
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: nfe on November 02, 2009, 02:24:46 AM
However! Back to women that the missus could even approve of:

Julie Christmas - Made Out of Babies/Battle of Mice

(http://asset2.venuszine.com/article_image/image/2489/popup/JulieChristmas_big.jpg)

Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Lew on November 02, 2009, 02:36:44 AM
(http://www.celebspin.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/Jessica-Alba-nude.jpg)
(http://thesebootsaremadeforstalking.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/jessica-alba.jpg)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: choucas09 on November 02, 2009, 01:21:48 PM
How about Julliette Lewis?
(http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc119/jage7/licks.jpg)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: FernandoDuarte on November 02, 2009, 02:29:00 PM
http://www.celebspin.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/Jessica-Alba-nude.jpg
http://thesebootsaremadeforstalking.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/jessica-alba.jpg

:o
She was mind-blowing on Sin City!
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: choucas09 on November 02, 2009, 10:59:01 PM
You know you want it.
(http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc119/jage7/juliapastranabeardedlady1.jpg)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: indysmith on November 02, 2009, 11:48:00 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W66yhfMb4d0
Saw these guys live yesterday. She is GORGEOUS.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: MDV on November 03, 2009, 12:05:35 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W66yhfMb4d0
Saw these guys live yesterday. She is GORGEOUS.

Why has this thread gone over to little girls?

Real women please

(http://fbrevolution.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/sienna-guillory-006-fb-min.jpg)

Sienna guillory.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: maverickf1jockey on November 03, 2009, 12:17:59 AM
If we're still going to allow younger girls I could happily hump the singer from Paramore into next Thursday.

Not a bad band actually; it's like The Mars Volta only not quite as awesome.

(http://boobieblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/hayley-williams.jpg)

Just to show how much I regard this woman as a sex object I didn't have a clue what her name was until I just looked.
It's Hayley Williams.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: JDC on November 03, 2009, 12:26:29 AM
I thought her name was custard period head
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: blue on November 03, 2009, 12:44:33 AM
How about Julliette Lewis?
(http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc119/jage7/licks.jpg)

i've met her a couple of times, she's lovely!  and much sexier in the flesh (as it were!)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: indysmith on November 03, 2009, 12:46:45 AM
Why has this thread gone over to little girls?
Because some of us are little boys!
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Will on November 03, 2009, 12:50:49 AM
(http://lustyreader.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/eastbound-down32.jpg)
Katy Mixon, kindly brought to my attention by Eastbound and Down. Don't find her that attractive when she isn't talking though :?
The character and her image just seem to have a good effect :D
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Philly Q on November 03, 2009, 12:52:06 AM
I saw Jennifer's Body at the weekend.  Still not a fan of Megan Fox, but I think I'm in love with Amanda Seyfried:

(http://img.listal.com/image/461789/600full-amanda-seyfried.jpg)

Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Will on November 03, 2009, 12:53:33 AM
Any comments on the film, Phil? Megan Fox seems a bit soul-less to me
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Philly Q on November 03, 2009, 01:00:44 AM
Any comments on the film, Phil? Megan Fox seems a bit soul-less to me

I liked it a lot.  The emphasis is on comedy and witty dialogue, it's funny but not quite in the Juno league.  Personally I could've done with more of the horror elements, but it works.

Megan Fox is a bit soul-less, but fortunately in this case she's supposed to be!  :lol:  She's not bad really.  She gets top billing but the film is much more about Amanda Seyfried's character.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: maverickf1jockey on November 03, 2009, 09:15:42 AM
I thought her name was custard period head
Yeah the hair dye is stupid.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: nfe on November 03, 2009, 10:38:32 AM
How about Julliette Lewis?
(http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc119/jage7/licks.jpg)

i've met her a couple of times, she's lovely!  and much sexier in the flesh (as it were!)

Did she Scientologise you in the face?
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: blue on November 03, 2009, 11:19:16 AM
How about Julliette Lewis?
(http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc119/jage7/licks.jpg)

i've met her a couple of times, she's lovely!  and much sexier in the flesh (as it were!)

Did she Scientologise you in the face?

Haha, no, actually the first time she started pulling off her top to show me her new t-shirt which it turned out she wasn't wearing!  second time it was just a few minutes of banter about that night's show, and a bit of piss taking about her eye makeup.   she was very nice, down to earth, not even vaguely Tom Cruise-like
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Mr. Air on November 03, 2009, 01:20:29 PM
How about Julliette Lewis?
(http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc119/jage7/licks.jpg)

i've met her a couple of times, she's lovely!  and much sexier in the flesh (as it were!)

Did she Scientologise you in the face?

Haha, no, actually the first time she started pulling off her top to show me her new t-shirt which it turned out she wasn't wearing!  second time it was just a few minutes of banter about that night's show, and a bit of piss taking about her eye makeup.   she was very nice, down to earth, not even vaguely Tom Cruise-like

Tom Cruise is one of a kind. Unfortunately for Scientology he's become synonymous with the religion.  :D
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: nfe on November 03, 2009, 02:19:27 PM
How about Julliette Lewis?
(http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc119/jage7/licks.jpg)

i've met her a couple of times, she's lovely!  and much sexier in the flesh (as it were!)

Did she Scientologise you in the face?

Haha, no, actually the first time she started pulling off her top to show me her new t-shirt which it turned out she wasn't wearing!  second time it was just a few minutes of banter about that night's show, and a bit of piss taking about her eye makeup.   she was very nice, down to earth, not even vaguely Tom Cruise-like

Tom Cruise is one of a kind. Unfortunately for Scientology he's become synonymous with the religion.  :D

Scientology's problems don't start and end with Tom Cruise, he's a bastion of sense amongst the mentalists. :lol:
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Twinfan on November 03, 2009, 02:53:36 PM
I love the way everyone keeps quoting Juliette Lewis smuggling peanuts  :lol:
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: CaptainDesslock on November 03, 2009, 02:58:39 PM
How about Julliette Lewis?
(http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc119/jage7/licks.jpg)

i've met her a couple of times, she's lovely!  and much sexier in the flesh (as it were!)

Did she Scientologise you in the face?

Haha, no, actually the first time she started pulling off her top to show me her new t-shirt which it turned out she wasn't wearing!  second time it was just a few minutes of banter about that night's show, and a bit of piss taking about her eye makeup.   she was very nice, down to earth, not even vaguely Tom Cruise-like

Tom Cruise is one of a kind. Unfortunately for Scientology he's become synonymous with the religion.  :D

Scientology's problems don't start and end with Tom Cruise, he's a bastion of sense amongst the mentalists. :lol:

are all those quotes really necessary, or do you just like the picture that much  :P
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: dave_mc on November 03, 2009, 03:49:05 PM
I liked it a lot.  The emphasis is on comedy and witty dialogue, it's funny but not quite in the Juno league.  Personally I could've done with more of the horror elements, but it works.

Megan Fox is a bit soul-less, but fortunately in this case she's supposed to be!  :lol:  She's not bad really.  She gets top billing but the film is much more about Amanda Seyfried's character.

juno was funny?

amanda seyfried is really nice, though. wasn't she in mean girls? and mama mia... but i haven't seen it. honest. no really, i haven't.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Philly Q on November 03, 2009, 04:38:22 PM
Yes, Juno was funny!  :P   

But the main reason I mentioned it was that both Juno and Jennifer's Body are written by the same person, Diablo Cody.

I'd never seen Amanda Seyfried before, but I have subsequently found out she was in Mamma Mia....  :|
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Tellboy on November 03, 2009, 06:08:36 PM
How about Julliette Lewis?
(http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc119/jage7/licks.jpg)

i've met her a couple of times, she's lovely!  and much sexier in the flesh (as it were!)

Did she Scientologise you in the face?

Haha, no, actually the first time she started pulling off her top to show me her new t-shirt which it turned out she wasn't wearing!  second time it was just a few minutes of banter about that night's show, and a bit of piss taking about her eye makeup.   she was very nice, down to earth, not even vaguely Tom Cruise-like

Tom Cruise is one of a kind. Unfortunately for Scientology he's become synonymous with the religion.  :D

Scientology's problems don't start and end with Tom Cruise, he's a bastion of sense amongst the mentalists. :lol:

are all those quotes really necessary, or do you just like the picture that much  :P

I agree - stop quoting or we'll keep having to look at this picture of the lovely Juliette.....oooer    PDT_030
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Lew on November 03, 2009, 09:43:32 PM
How about Julliette Lewis?
(http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc119/jage7/licks.jpg)

i've met her a couple of times, she's lovely!  and much sexier in the flesh (as it were!)

Did she Scientologise you in the face?

Haha, no, actually the first time she started pulling off her top to show me her new t-shirt which it turned out she wasn't wearing!  second time it was just a few minutes of banter about that night's show, and a bit of piss taking about her eye makeup.   she was very nice, down to earth, not even vaguely Tom Cruise-like

Tom Cruise is one of a kind. Unfortunately for Scientology he's become synonymous with the religion.  :D

Scientology's problems don't start and end with Tom Cruise, he's a bastion of sense amongst the mentalists. :lol:

are all those quotes really necessary, or do you just like the picture that much  :P

I agree - stop quoting or we'll keep having to look at this picture of the lovely Juliette.....oooer    PDT_030

I wonder how long it took to get into those jeans.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Ted 'N' Leo on November 03, 2009, 09:52:35 PM
juno was funny?

Yeah, i felt the same really, although i thought it was a fairly good film, funny isn't the word i would use.

Apart from when the dad said he was going to punch Michael Cera's character in the weiner next time he saw him, i lol'd at that bit :)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: dave_mc on November 03, 2009, 10:43:40 PM
Yes, Juno was funny!  :P   

But the main reason I mentioned it was that both Juno and Jennifer's Body are written by the same person, Diablo Cody.

I'd never seen Amanda Seyfried before, but I have subsequently found out she was in Mamma Mia....  :|

hehe, i agree with ted 'n' leo, funny wouldn't really be the word i'd use to describe it, it was more a drama with some funny bits (the bit where the dad said he didn't know he had it in him was funny). It wasn't terrible or anything, but i'm a bit contrary, and anything which is hyped to the extent which juno was, I'm liable to dislike unless it absolutely rules.

and yeah, i know it was written by the same person. There was an interview in last saturday's guardian guide magazine with her, if you haven't seen it and want to, I could probably scare up a link to it on the guardian website.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Philly Q on November 03, 2009, 11:48:04 PM
hehe, i agree with ted 'n' leo, funny wouldn't really be the word i'd use to describe it, it was more a drama with some funny bits (the bit where the dad said he didn't know he had it in him was funny). It wasn't terrible or anything, but i'm a bit contrary, and anything which is hyped to the extent which juno was, I'm liable to dislike unless it absolutely rules.

A drama???!!!  A film can be a comedy and have serious bits - it doesn't have to be 90 minutes of wanking jokes and infantile face-pulling by the likes of Adam Sandler or Jim Carrey (not that I'm suggesting that's your definition of comedy!  :lol: ).  Oh well, it's a waste of time categorising things anyway.  We'll have to agree to disagree.   

As for the hype, I saw Juno at the London Film Festival before there was any hype, so that's irrelevant to me.   It's not the fault of a film if it's hyped, the hype exists entirely outside of it.  The film deserves to be judged on its own merits. I think Juno's a great film, but there you go.

Sorry, way OT.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: dave_mc on November 04, 2009, 05:13:33 PM
eh, i prefer my comedy not to be too serious.

i thought it was a decent film, but it didn't deserve nearly all the hype it got.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: choucas09 on November 04, 2009, 07:52:18 PM
Can anybody guess who this. She doesn't look like this now.
(http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc119/jage7/annwiddecombeL_468x652.jpg)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: MDV on November 04, 2009, 07:56:51 PM
Choucas, if youre going to ask us to guess, you shouldnt leave the filename as anne widdecom

Morena baccrarin

(http://browncoats.com/UserFiles/431ba1b696633/Image/ChelliesPictures/morena3.jpg)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Afghan Dave on November 04, 2009, 08:38:18 PM
Choucas, if youre going to ask us to guess, you shouldnt leave the filename as anne widdecom

 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: You got totally "pwned" (as the kids say)  :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: FernandoDuarte on November 04, 2009, 08:46:59 PM
Morena baccrarin

:o
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: dave_mc on November 04, 2009, 09:33:00 PM
:o

+1
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: choucas09 on November 04, 2009, 09:56:14 PM
Ouch!
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Philly Q on November 04, 2009, 10:49:45 PM
Choucas, if youre going to ask us to guess, you shouldnt leave the filename as anne widdecom

 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: You got totally "pwned" (as the kids say)  :lol: :lol: :lol:

 :lol:

I did know that one anyway.  I saw an old film clip of her debating at Oxford (or something like that).  Wouldn't say she was an oil painting (nice hair though!), but she looked completely different - and really skinny!
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Prawnik on November 05, 2009, 08:56:51 AM
As a young housecat, a friend and I had a huge crushes on the soprano Montserrat Figueras, even though neither of us had any idea what she looked like at that time.

When we actually got hold of some photos we were really off to the races!

Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: choucas09 on November 07, 2009, 04:01:11 PM
Not entirely keen on her personality, but June Sarpong I find delicious.

(http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc119/jage7/education-graphics_1084849a.jpg)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Afghan Dave on November 07, 2009, 04:41:18 PM
I think June Sarpong's voice is a nightmare!

I'm still obsessed by lust for Mollie King....

Here is her playing guitar and singing with a little lisp (Bless)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4U1fxfV5t0

I'd be very happy to teach her a thing or two... as a more experienced older man.  PDT_003 :crazy2: :$%&#:
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: choucas09 on November 07, 2009, 04:58:43 PM
I'd never heard of Mollie King, but after watching that....yes.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: dave_mc on November 07, 2009, 04:59:51 PM
dude, have you heard the saturdays singing live? o_O irony in complaining about june sarpong's voice. :lol:

I mean, i actually like their songs (for a pop group, i mean, i'm not going to buy it or anything like that), but jeez... they can't sing at all... :lol:
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Afghan Dave on November 07, 2009, 05:14:06 PM
Sarpong's SPOKEN voice!

Sounds like she has a sinus infection.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsiNrGOK0Qc
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: dave_mc on November 07, 2009, 06:08:28 PM
yeah, i know. :lol:
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Philly Q on November 08, 2009, 04:25:47 PM
Not entirely keen on her personality, but June Sarpong I find delicious.

I like June.  She seems to have got a lot better looking in recent years - a bit of surgical intervention perhaps?
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Tellboy on November 08, 2009, 04:58:31 PM
Not entirely keen on her personality, but June Sarpong I find delicious.

I like June.  She seems to have got a lot better looking in recent years - a bit of surgical intervention perhaps?

Philly do you think face or boobs (as in 'June is Bursting Out all Over')?
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Philly Q on November 08, 2009, 05:03:28 PM
Not entirely keen on her personality, but June Sarpong I find delicious.

I like June.  She seems to have got a lot better looking in recent years - a bit of surgical intervention perhaps?

Philly do you think face or boobs (as in 'June is Bursting Out all Over')?

 :lol:

Face.  I haven't followed her career closely enough to comment on the other(s).  And they're not really in-yer-face anyway, are they?

She just suddenly started looking attractive a year or two ago.  The long hair helps (and that is almost certainly fake!)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: JDC on November 11, 2009, 04:07:24 PM
(http://bareknucklepickups.co.uk/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=16076.0;attach=7135;image)

didn't know pandas could play guitar!
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Jonny on November 11, 2009, 04:26:39 PM
I appreciate this woman so much - Susan Gerl

(http://images.metalpaths.com/article/article-god-dethroned-interview-4.jpg)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Ian Price on November 16, 2009, 12:25:27 AM
I appreciate this woman so much - Susan Gerl

(http://images.metalpaths.com/article/article-god-dethroned-interview-4.jpg)

Not bad - the 7 strings ruins it for me though.

How geeky is that!
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: AndyR on November 16, 2009, 01:47:34 PM
I appreciate this woman so much - Susan Gerl

Not bad - the 7 strings ruins it for me though.

How geeky is that!

:lol:
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: MDV on November 16, 2009, 07:10:29 PM
Tabrett Bathell

(http://tabrettbethell.com/wp-content/gallery/tabrett-bethell/tabrett-bethell-2.jpg)

(http://tabrettbethell.com/wp-content/gallery/tabrett-bethell/fashion-show.jpg)

(http://tabrettbethell.com/wp-content/gallery/tabrett-bethell/image5.jpg)

Making cheesy throwaway fantasy programs sexy as $%&# since...well, since she started acting in one.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: MDV on November 16, 2009, 07:12:11 PM
Speaking of which, her co stars gorgeous as well

(http://blog.hdscreencaps.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/bridget_regan_0000.jpg)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: choucas09 on November 17, 2009, 02:36:11 AM
Yep, They qualify.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: AndyR on November 17, 2009, 12:25:40 PM
Yep, They qualify.

nuff sed :lol:
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: blue on November 17, 2009, 01:13:26 PM
what show is that?
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: FernandoDuarte on November 17, 2009, 02:25:27 PM
Both are lovely! I second blue's motion!
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: nfe on November 17, 2009, 02:31:02 PM
Legend of the Seeker.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Philly Q on November 18, 2009, 06:41:05 PM
The girl from the Baileys Coffee advert.  You only see her from the nose down, I hope she has't got three eyes or something....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjW4iFuO-WU (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjW4iFuO-WU)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: FernandoDuarte on November 18, 2009, 07:05:38 PM
The girl from the Baileys Coffee advert.  You only see her from the nose down, I hope she has't got three eyes or something....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjW4iFuO-WU (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjW4iFuO-WU)

:lol:
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Philly Q on November 18, 2009, 08:54:45 PM
Is anyone watching Britain's Best Brain on Five?  

I know she's pregnant, but Zoe Ball has, er, bloomed!  She has some dangerous curves all of a sudden.  Blimey!  :o
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: AndyR on November 18, 2009, 09:25:36 PM
Zoe Ball's pregant?? What b@stard's done that to her?!!!

:lol:

(I had a big crush on her years ago).

Almost as bad Hazel getting married and up the duff.

Next you'll be telling me Dr Alice is knocked up :lol:
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: hunter on November 25, 2009, 01:08:26 PM
Did we already discuss Kristen Stewart from Twilight?
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Philly Q on November 25, 2009, 01:26:10 PM
Did we already discuss Kristen Stewart from Twilight?


Nice, but I try to avoid non-scary vampire movies aimed at 13-year-old girls.  :P
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Afghan Dave on November 25, 2009, 02:37:38 PM
F**k yeah --- She's legal and I got a gift for Miley Cyrus just waiting to be unwrapped.  Leather knee high boots and denim hotpants... Tell your Daddy it ain't my heart that's getting "achy" :twisted:

Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Davey on November 25, 2009, 03:03:05 PM
i'd do bad things to her .... ooooooooo yeah!
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Ian Price on November 25, 2009, 06:35:22 PM
She's alright - this made me laugh:

"Miley was about four dressing rooms away from Thom Yorke, so she asked her manager to reach out to his people so the two could meet, because who knew, Miley loves Radiohead. “They’re like, my rock god. I am obsessed with them. This is the only person I would probably cry over. I would cry,” Cyrus said on air.

So what was Radiohead’s response when offered the chance to meet Miley Cyrus? “We don’t really do that,” the band’s reps told Miley’s manager. That was enough to make Cyrus refer to the band as “Stinkin’ Radiohead!”
Cyrus said she was so hurt by Yorke’s dismissal, she didn’t even watch their performance of “15 Step” with the USC Marching Band. “I’m gonna ruin them, I’m gonna tell everyone,” Cyrus threatened"


I think it's safe to say Afghan would have reached out to her given the opportunity - perhaps in more ways than invited to.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Philly Q on November 25, 2009, 06:40:47 PM
I feel about Miley Cyrus the way Badgermark feels about Cheryl Cole - horrible overconfident brat.

The next Lindsay Lohan, I expect....
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Afghan Dave on November 25, 2009, 06:41:35 PM
Yet more support for my dislike of T(h)om York(e) and his miserable bunch...

There, there little Miley... Uncle Dave will give you a tickle in a special place and kiss you all better.....  :P
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: dave_mc on November 25, 2009, 07:56:02 PM
Nice, but I try to avoid non-scary vampire movies aimed at 13-year-old girls.  :P

but not the x-factor forum, apparently... o_O

and miley cyrus is too young. way too young. o_O

rachel leigh cook is nice. saw tempo last night, reminded me.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: hunter on November 25, 2009, 08:57:12 PM
Did we already discuss Kristen Stewart from Twilight?


Nice, but I try to avoid non-scary vampire movies aimed at 13-year-old girls.  :P

I'll tell my fiancé, I'm sure she will be flattered  :lol:
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Philly Q on November 25, 2009, 09:22:46 PM
Nice, but I try to avoid non-scary vampire movies aimed at 13-year-old girls.  :P

but not the x-factor forum, apparently... o_O

Oh god, that's me pwned.   :oops:

 :lol:


I'll tell my fiancé, I'm sure she will be flattered  :lol:

Are you sure?
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: dave_mc on November 25, 2009, 11:20:55 PM
don't worry, philly, i'll still back you up that winger rocks
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: FELINEGUITARS on November 25, 2009, 11:48:20 PM
Shappi Khorsandi.  Intelligent, funny and she looks damn fine too.

(http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2007/04/25/300Shappi_070425111313342_wideweb__300x455.jpg)(http://www.suffolktouristguide.com/latShappi-Khorsandi-pic.png)

+1 and very funny too!
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: dheim on November 29, 2009, 03:32:32 PM
Tabrett Bathell

(http://tabrettbethell.com/wp-content/gallery/tabrett-bethell/tabrett-bethell-2.jpg)

(http://tabrettbethell.com/wp-content/gallery/tabrett-bethell/fashion-show.jpg)

(http://tabrettbethell.com/wp-content/gallery/tabrett-bethell/image5.jpg)

Making cheesy throwaway fantasy programs sexy as $%&# since...well, since she started acting in one.

seeeeexy girl!
never saw the program but, hey! :)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: hunter on December 02, 2009, 10:26:10 AM

Just saw the new video of Pixie Lott, whoohaa, she me likey muchos  :D

(http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/500/29830067/Pixie+Lott++PNG.png)

Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: horsehead on December 02, 2009, 10:30:23 AM
I always thought she was a she me
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Philly Q on December 02, 2009, 10:52:12 AM
I always thought she was a she me

Pixie Lott?  She's only about 18.  Are you sure you weren't thinking of Lady GaGa?
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: FernandoDuarte on December 02, 2009, 12:18:56 PM

Just saw the new video of Pixie Lott, whoohaa, she me likey muchos  :D


Lovely!
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: horsehead on December 02, 2009, 03:42:37 PM
I always thought she was a she me

Pixie Lott?  She's only about 18.  Are you sure you weren't thinking of Lady GaGa?
No that thing is definitely a He
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: dave_mc on December 02, 2009, 07:25:59 PM
pixie's lott's new song is horrible. I liked her first two (especially the second one), but jeez, the current one is a travesty. o_O
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Ian Price on December 04, 2009, 12:01:07 PM
One for Afghan:

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/usa/2758229/Miley-Cyrus-has-pool-break-in-Miami.html
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: mikeluke on December 04, 2009, 02:11:20 PM
Why just Afghan?

Can't anyone else 'appreciate' it?

 :lol:
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Ian Price on December 04, 2009, 03:05:56 PM
Sure - anyone can appreciate it.

I'm just wondering why Afghan has taken so long to respond to it. I can think of one reason  :o
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Philly Q on December 04, 2009, 03:13:24 PM
Sure - anyone can appreciate it.

I'm just wondering why Afghan has taken so long to respond to it. I can think of one reason  :o

Yeah, he's the "mystery guy" in the photos.  Lost a bit of weight.....  :P
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Afghan Dave on December 04, 2009, 07:21:20 PM
Sure - anyone can appreciate it.

I'm just wondering why Afghan has taken so long to respond to it. I can think of one reason  :o

Yeah, he's the "mystery guy" in the photos.  Lost a bit of weight.....  :P

Sorry guys... just got back from the Newscorp Offices, sold em some holiday pictures I took in Miami. As I told US immigration, I generally always carry a telescopic lens for my SLR and guess who "just happened" to be in some of my shots.

WHAT A NICE SURPRISE!  :P
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Spiteface on December 06, 2009, 06:09:19 PM
Have I read this thread right?

47 pages.

FORTY-BLOODY-SEVEN PAGES and not ONE mention of Eliza Dushku?

(http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y243/Spiteface/eliza-dushku-jerry-avenaim-photosho.jpg)

Shame on you.  I've had a thing for her ever since she showed up in Buffy The Vampire Slayer the first time.


Also:

(http://15.media.tumblr.com/ilo8HQyiTn9orkjzKKYrfdGXo1_400.jpg)

Gina Carano, an MMA fighter.  She was also "Crush" in the recent revival of American Gladiators.  Gorgeous.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Philly Q on December 06, 2009, 06:15:30 PM
Have I read this thread right?

47 pages.

FORTY-BLOODY-SEVEN PAGES and not ONE mention of Eliza Dushku?

Did you read all 47 pages?  I admire your patience.  :)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Afghan Dave on December 06, 2009, 06:43:35 PM
Have I read this thread right?

47 pages.

FORTY-BLOODY-SEVEN PAGES and not ONE mention of Eliza Dushku?

Did you read all 47 pages?  I admire your patience.  :)

I admire your stamina... don't you start to blister?  :P
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Afghan Dave on December 07, 2009, 01:46:19 PM
Miley Cyrus drops into a tanning salon in Blackpool

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1233805/Miley-Cyrus-tops-tan-Blackpool-sunbed-course-prepares-sing-Queen.html#ixzz0Z0ga1tGj


Pahh... Bloody Lancashire!  :(

If I show her the glories of God's Own County Yorkshire we could settle down and have some babies.  :P
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Philly Q on December 07, 2009, 09:32:51 PM
Pahh... Bloody Lancashire!  :(

If I show her the glories of God's Own County Yorkshire we could settle down and have some babies.  :P[/b]

I had no idea you were a Yorkshireman!
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: FernandoDuarte on December 07, 2009, 11:00:01 PM
Gina Canaro looks great! And you don't have to worry if you're going too strong, probably... :lol:
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: horsehead on December 08, 2009, 08:15:31 AM
I think I saw Gina Canaro was on icarly the other day.....my son was watching it..honest!
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: dheim on December 10, 2009, 12:16:55 AM
ok. i just saw "three kingdoms" (an HK wuxia - y'know, i love that stuff). i instantly fell in love with Maggie Q. holy sh...

(http://static.reelmovienews.com/images/gallery/maggie-q.jpg)

(http://www.superiorpics.com/pictures2/Maggie_Q_JS62115.jpg)

(http://vegpledge.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/maggie-q-peta-ad-02.jpg)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Muttley on December 10, 2009, 07:51:28 PM
May I present Simone Simons of Dutch Symphonic Metal band Epica:
(http://www.muttley.myzen.co.uk/images/6bjgk85.jpg)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Afghan Dave on December 10, 2009, 08:22:44 PM
Jesus Christ... Look at her...
Muttley.  You win.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: MDV on December 10, 2009, 08:52:11 PM
May I present Simone Simons of Dutch Symphonic Metal band Epica:
(http://www.muttley.myzen.co.uk/images/6bjgk85.jpg)

How could I have forgotten her!??!

Threads over boys, nothing more to see here.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Nadz1lla on December 10, 2009, 09:29:16 PM
Jesus Christ... Look at her...
Muttley.  You win.


Congratulations Muttley, now Dave's family aren't going to see him until new year. I hope you're pleased with yourself. :?
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Afghan Dave on December 10, 2009, 09:40:52 PM
Jesus Christ... Look at her...
Muttley.  You win.


Congratulations Muttley, now Dave's family aren't going to see him until new year. I hope you're pleased with yourself. :?

Alot of my "potential" family are being wiped up into a tissue as we speak...  :? :P
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Philly Q on December 10, 2009, 10:23:59 PM
May I present Simone Simons of Dutch Symphonic Metal band Epica:

Ye Gods!  :o

Natural redhead?
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Nadz1lla on December 11, 2009, 12:40:24 AM
Jesus Christ... Look at her...
Muttley.  You win.


Congratulations Muttley, now Dave's family aren't going to see him until new year. I hope you're pleased with yourself. :?

Alot of my "potential" family are being wiped up into a tissue as we speak...  :? :P

"LAWL"s and "EWW"s in equal measure, my friend.  :lol:

Might be worth mentioning this is the first lady I've seen in this thread that has finally made me nod and say "Hmmm, well she is a handsome lady".

No doubt Metal Hammer will be chucking a load of posters of her in the centre pages to shift a few more units. Lots of adolescent teeny-metaller fapping = a shed load of profit methinks.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: _tom_ on December 11, 2009, 07:23:25 AM
It's a shame Epica are so shite really..
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Nadz1lla on December 11, 2009, 12:36:13 PM
It's a shame Epica are so shitee really..

My goodness, just had a look on YouTube etc and they really are rather terrible aren't they? If she gets herself in a decent band there's no reason why she couldn't be a star. She's got everything else, just needs to shed the weight of that rubbish band.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: dheim on December 11, 2009, 02:57:34 PM
oh my goodness, i really forgot simone simons! sexy as hell, anyway.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: MDV on December 11, 2009, 03:19:59 PM
It's a shame Epica are so shitee really..

Yep. I WANTED to like them. I saw simone and I thought - I hope I like that band, I really do. Then I heard them. Such a shame.

She can sing like a mutherfuker though. Very tallented woman. Which only makes her even hotter. Damnit.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: FernandoDuarte on December 11, 2009, 11:24:07 PM
I love dutch girls :P
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: nfe on December 11, 2009, 11:39:59 PM
She looks like she could take a bag of bricks to the jaw. And everyone thinks she's hot, really?

Heavens.

Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Jonny on December 12, 2009, 12:26:44 AM
She looks like she could take a bag of bricks to the jaw. And everyone thinks she's hot, really?

Heavens.


I think universally the simple conclusion is that:

"You would."

Let alone having a crush or not.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: nfe on December 12, 2009, 12:29:18 AM
Only cause someone's put her on a stage, you'd walk past her indifferent in the street.


'Mon the daft Taiwanese BM band lassies, though!
(http://i44.tinypic.com/20t5wro.jpg)

Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: FernandoDuarte on December 12, 2009, 12:51:27 AM
Only cause someone's put her on a stage, you'd walk past her indifferent in the street.


'Mon the daft Taiwanese BM band lassies, though!

TOO skinny (and I prefer thin girls)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: CaptainDesslock on December 12, 2009, 05:01:51 AM
Only cause someone's put her on a stage, you'd walk past her indifferent in the street.


'Mon the daft Taiwanese BM band lassies, though!
(http://i44.tinypic.com/20t5wro.jpg)



unfortunately this might cause more of Dave's "potential family" to end up on the floor  :P
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Twinfan on December 12, 2009, 10:31:51 AM
Only cause someone's put her on a stage, you'd walk past her indifferent in the street.

You're having a laugh aren't you??  She'd stand out a mile in your average street in Manchester!
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Philly Q on December 12, 2009, 11:53:57 AM
Only cause someone's put her on a stage, you'd walk past her indifferent in the street.

You're having a laugh aren't you??  She'd stand out a mile in your average street in Manchester!

I think it was one of those typical nfe poke-a-stick-in-a-wasp-nest comments.  :wink:
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Twinfan on December 12, 2009, 12:11:07 PM
Oh aye, for sure  ;)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: keith on December 12, 2009, 12:27:48 PM
2 hot cops......................... Eva La Rue(Natalie Boa Vista) and Emily Proctor(Callie)   CSI Miami
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Afghan Dave on December 12, 2009, 12:47:17 PM
Only cause someone's put her on a stage, you'd walk past her indifferent in the street.

You're having a laugh aren't you??  She'd stand out a mile in your average street in Manchester!

I think it was one of those typical nfe poke-a-stick-in-a-wasp-nest comments.  :wink:

Yup... I'm not biting on that one  :)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: dheim on December 12, 2009, 02:30:52 PM
Only cause someone's put her on a stage, you'd walk past her indifferent in the street.


'Mon the daft Taiwanese BM band lassies, though!
(http://i44.tinypic.com/20t5wro.jpg)



unfortunately this might cause more of Dave's "potential family" to end up on the floor  :P

gosh.

no, fernando she's not too skinny. and i love all kind of girls... ;)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: nfe on December 12, 2009, 03:06:16 PM
Nah, honestly, I just don't think she's very pretty. She's one that comes up a lot on metal/rock forums along with Kat Von Dand  the lassies from Nightwish and all those other interchangeable bands. I don't think any of them are very pretty.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: dheim on December 12, 2009, 09:46:36 PM
oh, damn... this is serious...
how could i forget about Sonic Syndicate's Karin Axelsson? maybe because Sonic Syndicate suck? but it's no excuse anyway... ;)

(http://wallpaper.metalship.org/images/sonic-syndicate4.jpg)
(http://ss11i01.stream.ip-only.net/images/blog/images/entries/01/41/45/34066/237c3086dfe52a59)
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3551/3328114174_515d43ab01.jpg)
(http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/500/22302001/Sonic+Syndicate+5012343_lghflb080511215559.jpg)
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3459/3231943330_e2ea71ff20.jpg)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: dheim on December 12, 2009, 09:48:01 PM
every hot bassist seems to have the LTD F bass, by the way...
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: _tom_ on December 12, 2009, 09:52:57 PM
hmm that Pixie Lott is pretty nice :)

(http://i47.tinypic.com/33c5fa1.jpg)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Jonny on December 12, 2009, 09:54:58 PM
Only cause someone's put her on a stage, you'd walk past her indifferent in the street.


'Mon the daft Taiwanese BM band lassies, though!
(http://i44.tinypic.com/20t5wro.jpg)


Actually, you're right. It'd go for her over Simone.

Female bassists are bitchin'.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: ToneMonkey on December 14, 2009, 12:36:31 PM

Female bassists are bitchin'.

Went to see the Magic Numbers the other week and whereas the bassist was chuffin awesome, I still wouldn't  :lol:
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Philly Q on December 14, 2009, 02:22:10 PM

Female bassists are bitchin'.

Went to see the Magic Numbers the other week and whereas the bassist was chuffin awesome, I still wouldn't  :lol:

Are they that bunch of hippies who look like the Mamas & Papas but with three chubsters rather than one?
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Jonny on December 14, 2009, 09:29:01 PM
maybe because Sonic Syndicate suck?
I disagree.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Ian Price on December 15, 2009, 12:09:20 AM
Just watched Bad Santa and took a bit of a liking to Lauren Graham:

Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: dheim on December 15, 2009, 12:42:00 PM
maybe because Sonic Syndicate suck?
I disagree.

a bit too much emocore for my taste... some song is good anyway, but i won't ever define them "melodic death"...

to get back in topic, who's your avatar anyway?
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Muttley on December 15, 2009, 08:08:27 PM
Mmmm, I like cute, clever women who do sciencey type stuff.  So here's NASA scientist Amy Mainzer.
(http://i.ytimg.com/vi/FwzyfYNAhw8/0.jpg)
Spotted on a video via Phil Plait's Bad Astronomy blog: Wide-Field Infrared Survey Explorer video (http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/video/index.cfm?id=879)

The video is a far better representation than the pic.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: ToneMonkey on December 17, 2009, 12:05:58 PM

Female bassists are bitchin'.

Went to see the Magic Numbers the other week and whereas the bassist was chuffin awesome, I still wouldn't  :lol:

Are they that bunch of hippies who look like the Mamas & Papas but with three chubsters rather than one?

They're the ones.  Really, really good live and really nice people.  Might be on thier next video looking all cool behind the scenes.  The band are walking past me and I just turn round and carry on my conversation with the missus.  All very nonchalant and caught on video :lol:
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: MisterMuncher on December 17, 2009, 01:18:24 PM
To give that lass from the Magic Numbers her due. She's a cracking bassist of a type you rarely ever see these days. Up with that sort of thing (careful now).
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: CaptainDesslock on December 17, 2009, 02:43:03 PM
Mmmm, I like cute, clever women who do sciencey type stuff.  So here's NASA scientist Amy Mainzer.
(http://i.ytimg.com/vi/FwzyfYNAhw8/0.jpg)
Spotted on a video via Phil Plait's Bad Astronomy blog: Wide-Field Infrared Survey Explorer video (http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/video/index.cfm?id=879)

The video is a far better representation than the pic.

there is something genuinely magnetic about an actual super science geek who turns out to be a hottie  8)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: choucas09 on December 17, 2009, 02:47:32 PM
On the female bassist front I'm putting in a vote for Tal Wilkenfeld.

(http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc119/jage7/tal205.png)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: dheim on December 17, 2009, 04:46:08 PM
On the female bassist front I'm putting in a vote for Tal Wilkenfeld.

(http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc119/jage7/tal205.png)

funny, in this pic she looks a lot like Kate Winslet...

cute, and she's an hell of a bassist, but i insist on the Sonyc Syndicate chick... :)

------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

edit, i'm falling increasingly in love with Tal Wilkenfield... :)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Will on December 17, 2009, 07:04:02 PM
I don't think she likes guys though...
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Philly Q on December 17, 2009, 07:14:08 PM
I don't think she likes guys though...

Which one, Tal or the Sonic Syndicate (whoever they may be) girl?


(Not as if any BKP-ers were in with a chance anyway....  :P )
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: dheim on December 17, 2009, 10:42:02 PM
I don't think she likes guys though...

Which one, Tal or the Sonic Syndicate (whoever they may be) girl?


(Not as if any BKP-ers were in with a chance anyway....  :P )

yes, which one?
anyway, phil, ss are these guys...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76zOrUwvDRI&feature=related
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Philly Q on December 17, 2009, 10:51:14 PM
anyway, phil, ss are these guys...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76zOrUwvDRI&feature=related

That was OK.... it sounded quite familiar actually.  Has it been used in an advert or something, or is it just that there are a lot of bands with this kind of sound?  :?

(I have to admit I've finally reached an age where I watch music videos and think "why have they got those silly trousers?"  "why is he wearing shades and waving his arms around in that absurd melodramatic way?")
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Afghan Dave on December 17, 2009, 11:16:00 PM
The shades killed my concentration.... I feel I was unfairly prejudiced against the band by my hatered of Bono... :?

Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Philly Q on December 17, 2009, 11:22:07 PM
Yeah, Bono crossed my mind as well.  Unfortunately.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Will on December 17, 2009, 11:23:29 PM
I don't think she likes guys though...

Which one, Tal or the Sonic Syndicate (whoever they may be) girl?


(Not as if any BKP-ers were in with a chance anyway....  :P )

Tal. Well yeah, suppose so, but knowing a girl is a lezza puts me off
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: choucas09 on December 18, 2009, 01:07:43 PM
I never knew that about Tal. Doesn't stop her being a little darling though.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Philly Q on December 18, 2009, 01:30:44 PM
Where did you get that info Will?
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Will on December 18, 2009, 02:00:52 PM
Hmm, can't remember, think it was reading through the LP forum and it came up, google doesn't seem to answer it any more
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: dheim on December 19, 2009, 01:09:37 PM
anyway, phil, ss are these guys...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76zOrUwvDRI&feature=related

That was OK.... it sounded quite familiar actually.  Has it been used in an advert or something, or is it just that there are a lot of bands with this kind of sound?  :?

(I have to admit I've finally reached an age where I watch music videos and think "why have they got those silly trousers?"  "why is he wearing shades and waving his arms around in that absurd melodramatic way?")

i reached it too, i fear... :)
and for the deja vu part i think it's your second option... they've got an absolutely generic sound.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Ian Price on December 30, 2009, 03:55:18 PM
I've developed a bit of a crush on Reese Witherspoon. This is mainly due to me watching Legally Blonde last night. I know this is one of Philly's favourite films and am surprised he hasn't mentioned this lovely lady before  :D
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Philly Q on December 30, 2009, 04:20:08 PM
I've developed a bit of a crush on Reese Witherspoon. This is mainly due to me watching Legally Blonde last night. I know this is one of Philly's favourite films and am surprised he hasn't mentioned this lovely lady before  :D

 
:o


:lol:


The rom-com is pretty much the only movie genre I absolutely can't stand, with very few exceptions (Honeymoon In Vegas and Overboard spring to mind).


But...... actually, I do like Reese Witherspoon rather a lot.  She seems bright, doesn't have huge fake tits or obvious plastic surgery, and doesn't appear to be permanently coked up to her eyeballs.  And she's tiny.  :D
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Ian Price on December 30, 2009, 04:26:34 PM
But...... actually, I do like Reese Witherspoon rather a lot.  She seems bright, doesn't have huge fake tits or obvious plastic surgery, and doesn't appear to be permanently coked up to her eyeballs.  And she's tiny.  :D

She was great on Jonathan Ross. I don't usually watch it but made an exception just for her - she came across as totally down to earth and really nice. I would like to take her out to dinner one day. The only thing that spoilt the 'interview' was that tw@t Ross doing the same old act as usual.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Philly Q on December 30, 2009, 05:00:15 PM
She was great on Jonathan Ross. I don't usually watch it but made an exception just for her - she came across as totally down to earth and really nice. I would like to take her out to dinner one day. The only thing that spoilt the 'interview' was that tw@t Ross doing the same old act as usual.

I didn't see it, but I have to agree about Jonathan Ross.  He's a witty guy and I used to think he was brilliant back in those far-off days when he made programmes about strange foreign films. 

His chat show was good when it started too, but now he just goes through the same tired old routine every week, with the same guests over and over again (not that any of them get to say anything, he's too busy enjoying the sound of his own voice).  I can't stand to watch it now, I turn over the second the theme music starts.  That horse he's flogging isn't just dead, it's sun-bleached bones.

[/rant]
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Ian Price on December 30, 2009, 06:12:00 PM
He is a complete cretin. Just because you say it very loud and look at the audience when shouting doesn't make it funny.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: choucas09 on December 30, 2009, 07:37:39 PM
Total agreement vis a vis Jonathan Toss. Meanwhile I'd like to put in a vote for KT Tunstall. She's not drop dead gorgeous, but I love her naturalness. Her backing singers cut the mustard too.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiJ4Pb_wr0Y
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: FernandoDuarte on December 31, 2009, 08:24:04 PM
And she's tiny.  :D

I *LOVE* tiny girls!!!!!!!!!! :D

+1 to Reese Witherspoon! Lovely!
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: horsehead on December 31, 2009, 10:14:51 PM


+1 to Reese Witherspoon!

If she get's to 5 does she grow an inch?
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: FernandoDuarte on December 31, 2009, 10:25:02 PM
+1 to Reese Witherspoon!

If she get's to 5 does she grow an inch?

I hope NOT!!!
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Ian Price on January 21, 2010, 11:44:05 AM
Watching BSG and have developed a crush on boomer:

(http://www.justdesktopwallpapers.com/images/celebrities/gracepark/grace_park_1280x1024.jpg)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: MrBump on January 21, 2010, 11:48:52 AM
^ and who wouldn't?
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: maverickf1jockey on January 21, 2010, 05:27:01 PM
What's BSG?
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Ian Price on January 21, 2010, 05:37:07 PM
What's BSG?

Battlestar Galactica
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: WezV on January 21, 2010, 06:26:01 PM
i am going through all of bsg again, definately a fan of boomer not so sure about athena since she is always dressed as a raptor pilot ;)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: WezV on January 21, 2010, 06:27:49 PM
but not this boomer ;)
(http://battlestar.ugo.com/images/heroes/boomer-original-series.jpg)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Ian Price on January 21, 2010, 06:28:30 PM
i am going through all of bsg again, definately a fan of boomer not so sure about athena since she is always dressed as a raptor pilot ;)

It's my first time Wez - very enjoyable so far. Just started season 2. Boomer is much nicer than Athena  :wink:
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: WezV on January 21, 2010, 06:36:37 PM
ooh sorry, have they named her athena yet - i think thats series 3, sorry for the spoilers.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Ian Price on January 21, 2010, 06:41:16 PM
No worries mate - Jane gave it away. I keep having to remind her to not give any plot away.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Twinfan on January 21, 2010, 07:19:47 PM
(http://www.justdesktopwallpapers.com/images/celebrities/gracepark/grace_park_1280x1024.jpg)

:o  :o  :o
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Ian Price on January 21, 2010, 07:37:05 PM
Exactly.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: nfe on January 21, 2010, 08:01:08 PM
I was going to write something about females in BSG, but there's no way to write it without it being a spoiler.

Nevermind. 8's are best, though. Then 6's then 3's.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: shobet on January 21, 2010, 08:06:17 PM
If you had an orgy with one of each you'd have 17.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Afghan Dave on January 21, 2010, 08:11:48 PM
If you had an orgy with one of each you'd have 17.

That's Gary Glitter's logic..
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: FernandoDuarte on January 21, 2010, 10:44:05 PM
This jappy is really really breath-taker!
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: nfe on January 21, 2010, 10:47:16 PM
This WHAT?
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: WezV on January 21, 2010, 10:55:15 PM
canadian:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grace_Park_%28actress%29
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: FernandoDuarte on January 21, 2010, 11:22:25 PM
This WHAT?

japanese... too many letters, I shortened to jappy...
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: nfe on January 21, 2010, 11:24:32 PM
The phrase just doesn't really have good connotations.

Forgiven on account of English being your second language  :)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: FernandoDuarte on January 21, 2010, 11:28:47 PM
The phrase just doesn't really have good connotations.

Forgiven on account of English being your second language  :)

Good to know, here in Brazil we say "japa" in no offensive way... will remember it...
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Afghan Dave on January 22, 2010, 01:05:48 AM
but not this boomer ;)
(http://battlestar.ugo.com/images/heroes/boomer-original-series.jpg)

He's HOT! and you know what they say about Ni**ers...

(just winding up Fernando for his unintentional racist language - I am neither racist or gay)

Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: horsehead on January 22, 2010, 09:15:14 AM
I am neither racist or gay

..but what about that time with Michael Clark Duncan, when you got drunk & went back to his room?
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Herbie the Rad Dorklift on January 22, 2010, 09:57:21 AM
Aside from the girlfriend ahem...

It has to be Natalie Portman *swoons*

Whether she's made up:

(http://thesebootsaremadeforstalking.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/natalie-portman.jpg)

Or not :)

(http://www.tshirtw@tch.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/03/natalie-portman-skull-tshir.jpg)

She's a bloody good actress too.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Matt77 on January 22, 2010, 10:50:19 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoxXpmTOEO0&feature=related
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Dr. Stein on January 22, 2010, 11:09:46 PM
53 pages and no eva mendes? Really?

(http://frillr.com/files/images/eva%20mendes.preview.jpg)


And a shocking shortage of Sienna Miller...
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: nfe on January 22, 2010, 11:12:39 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoxXpmTOEO0&feature=related
What a pretty girl. Why does she feel compelled to play guitar like an 80's schoolboy who can't get a bird that doesn't have to buffer?  :? :(
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Afghan Dave on January 22, 2010, 11:38:38 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoxXpmTOEO0&feature=related
What a pretty girl. Why does she feel compelled to play guitar like an 80's schoolboy who can't get a bird that doesn't have to buffer?  :? :(

When are some people gonna understand... Hot chicks dig that sh!t!

Brootalz or whatever is NEVER gonna get a cute chick shakin' her peachy ass with her girlfriends in a club...

That is a FACT.  :P

Ask an expert... "Is that true Dave?"

(http://nogoodforme.filmstills.org/images/davidleeroth.jpg)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: nfe on January 23, 2010, 12:08:22 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoxXpmTOEO0&feature=related
What a pretty girl. Why does she feel compelled to play guitar like an 80's schoolboy who can't get a bird that doesn't have to buffer?  :? :(

When are some people gonna understand... Hot chicks dig that sh!t!

Brootalz or whatever is NEVER gonna get a cute chick shakin' her peachy ass with her girlfriends in a club...

That is a FACT.  :P

Ask an expert... "Is that true Dave?"

(http://nogoodforme.filmstills.org/images/davidleeroth.jpg)

No, it wont.

But I got to fling about endless bridesmaids when I was playing weddings, and an embarrassing number of loose-morals ladies at function gigs. No end of perms, spandex and tapping gets you the same action.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: FernandoDuarte on January 23, 2010, 12:14:32 AM
He's HOT! and you know what they say about Ni**ers...

(just winding up Fernando for his unintentional racist language - I am neither racist or gay)

:lol: bugger!

Both Natalie Portman and Eva Mendes are ütterly gorgeous... the girl on youtube, well, she's pretty, but it's a hell out of make up to make her look outstanding (I think...)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Philly Q on January 23, 2010, 12:43:20 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoxXpmTOEO0&feature=related
What a pretty girl. Why does she feel compelled to play guitar like an 80's schoolboy who can't get a bird that doesn't have to buffer?  :? :(

I know I'll regret this, but what does "doesn't have to buffer" mean?   :?
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: nfe on January 23, 2010, 12:46:17 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoxXpmTOEO0&feature=related
What a pretty girl. Why does she feel compelled to play guitar like an 80's schoolboy who can't get a bird that doesn't have to buffer?  :? :(

I know I'll regret this, but what does "doesn't have to buffer" mean?   :?

Buffering is basically just loading on the internet.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Philly Q on January 23, 2010, 12:49:32 AM
I'm still none the wiser.  :|
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: nfe on January 23, 2010, 01:11:38 AM
You know when you press play on something on youtube or whatever, and it takes a minute to load, that minute is spent buffering.

I feel the gag has been lost amongst explanation, now  :(
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Philly Q on January 23, 2010, 01:43:23 AM
You know when you press play on something on youtube or whatever, and it takes a minute to load, that minute is spent buffering.

I feel the gag has been lost amongst explanation, now  :(

Sorry.  Crossed line.  I was imagining an in-the-flesh person and just couldn't see where computer buffering came into it.

But don't worry, people who got it won't need to read the subsequent posts.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Dr. Stein on January 23, 2010, 02:40:04 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoxXpmTOEO0&feature=related

This is the musical equivalent of the blonde DD receptionist you hire even though she can't type, then... Steve Vai, wtf?

The buffering gag took me a whie, too.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: AndyR on January 23, 2010, 10:39:35 AM
And I still ain't got it... but no matter, who cares...

She's cute (ish), plays a fine guitar... but oh dear, she's an Aussie

gulp, is that an acceptable term? Forgive me, I'm just an ignorant Pom :lol:
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Philly Q on January 23, 2010, 01:15:47 PM
She's cute (ish), plays a fine guitar... but oh dear, she's an Aussie

gulp, is that an acceptable term? Forgive me, I'm just an ignorant Pom :lol:

I think "Aussie" is an acceptable term, but the "oh dear" casts doubt on your PC credentials.  :wink:
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Davey on January 23, 2010, 07:21:53 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoxXpmTOEO0&feature=related
girl equivalent of paul gilbert? very nice!
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: _tom_ on January 23, 2010, 09:15:12 PM
She seems horribly annoying, but.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifA1AQe_NF0
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: FernandoDuarte on January 23, 2010, 09:22:20 PM
:o WOW
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Afghan Dave on January 23, 2010, 09:29:50 PM
She seems horribly annoying, but.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifA1AQe_NF0

She's really lovely & yes REALLY annoying.... It's like there is probably a really nice girl under all that attention seeking whore act.

I think I'd find it harder to date a girl like that than I would a pornstar or call girl.

I'd have to tell her to stop that shite.  :x
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: FernandoDuarte on January 23, 2010, 09:51:34 PM
I'd have to tell her to stop that shitee.  :x

:lol:
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: shobet on January 23, 2010, 10:07:30 PM
She seems horribly annoying, but.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifA1AQe_NF0

Now that's a pair of norks!
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: _tom_ on January 23, 2010, 10:09:19 PM
Indeed. Kinda makes up for the annoyingness. Not that I'm shallow or anything :lol:

And to bring back the Partridge quotes:
"I would love to have it off with her!"
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Will on January 23, 2010, 10:13:33 PM
Quite a few nice ones in Glee
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0WSpUyRZx4
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Afghan Dave on January 23, 2010, 10:34:33 PM
Indeed. Kinda makes up for the annoyingness. Not that I'm shallow or anything :lol:

And to bring back the Partridge quotes:
"I would love to have it off with her!"

"ooooh sex"   :lol: :lol:

"do you like me ... sex-wise?"  :lol: :lol:

I'm off the Hunstanton spice museum...  :P
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: _tom_ on January 23, 2010, 10:39:11 PM
:lol:

"she was first in line when God was giving out... tits"

I think thats the line anyway.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: FernandoDuarte on January 23, 2010, 10:48:59 PM
:lol: God, what is this Partridge?
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Afghan Dave on January 23, 2010, 10:55:42 PM
:lol: God, what is this Partridge?

Genius, pure genius.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29SslXv_Ja8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1v8VAt5hO8s

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lecytazY6n4

Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: FernandoDuarte on January 23, 2010, 11:06:28 PM
Cool!


Shameless re-post, but hey, she still rocks my mind hardly:
(http://tudoglobal.com/files/2009/12/Priscila_Pires.jpg)

Priscila Pires, from Big Brother Brasil... She is as shameless as she's hot :twisted:
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Davey on January 23, 2010, 11:20:59 PM
She seems horribly annoying, but.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifA1AQe_NF0
HOLY MOTHER! where can i get one?

but i bet you those are fake..


the eyes i mean.. nobody has such eyes outside of anime :P





why ,.. the $%&# ... did you have to post this???
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: shobet on January 24, 2010, 12:00:10 AM
Cool!


Shameless re-post, but hey, she still rocks my mind hardly:
(http://tudoglobal.com/files/2009/12/Priscila_Pires.jpg)

Priscila Pires, from Big Brother Brasil... She is as shameless as she's hot :twisted:

Isn't she the one that was on big brother in the uk and used to have a c--k?
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Afghan Dave on January 24, 2010, 12:01:56 AM
Ergh... no...

That was Nadia.

(http://www.bigbrotheronline.co.uk/bb5/contestants/images/nadia_lge.jpg)

(http://www.orange.co.uk/images/editorial/nadia480.jpg)

(http://www.virginmedia.com/images/nadia_290.jpg)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: FernandoDuarte on January 24, 2010, 12:07:05 AM
Shameless re-post, but hey, she still rocks my mind hardly:
Priscila Pires, from Big Brother Brasil... She is as shameless as she's hot :twisted:

Isn't she the one that was on big brother in the uk and used to have a c--k?

Definely she DOESN'T have a c--k :?
I don't think at all that she looks like a tranny :? And she was from Big Brother in Brazil...
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: shobet on January 24, 2010, 12:09:36 AM
Shameless re-post, but hey, she still rocks my mind hardly:
Priscila Pires, from Big Brother Brasil... She is as shameless as she's hot :twisted:

Isn't she the one that was on big brother in the uk and used to have a c--k?

Definely she DOESN'T have a c--k :?
I don't think at all that she looks like a tranny :? And she was from Big Brother in Brazil...

You must be blind from all the wanking! That's the same man!
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: shobet on January 24, 2010, 12:15:38 AM
As for the large eyed, mammary blessed, dark haired, Yankee lady, with the tongue for languages. Have a look at her cats and racks vids...

I want to put my swimming cap on and dive on in there!
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Davey on January 24, 2010, 12:23:19 AM
i got her vids on repeat.. my eyes are bleeding cos i'm not blinking :P
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: _tom_ on January 24, 2010, 12:27:53 AM
:lol:

They are pretty addictive.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Muttley on January 24, 2010, 05:55:08 PM
No idea who she is, but...

(http://braexplosion.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/monster-braless-boobs-in-a-tight-dress-711x1024.jpg)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: MrBump on January 24, 2010, 06:18:14 PM
^ Crikey!!!
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: shobet on January 24, 2010, 07:30:04 PM
Tissues please!
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: horsehead on January 24, 2010, 08:35:40 PM
that looks like the 1st image of a set of porn pics
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Afghan Dave on January 24, 2010, 09:16:53 PM
No idea who she is, but...

(http://braexplosion.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/monster-braless-boobs-in-a-tight-dress-711x1024.jpg)

Her name is Anna Song  PDT_019 (don't know how I could know that but turn off your adult filter if you google her)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Nadz1lla on January 24, 2010, 11:45:19 PM
Oh dear... sorry but that is hideous. Anyone who's boobs almost reach their knees remind me of large old ladies.

Shame, she has a kind face, it would go better with a more....proportionate body.  :?
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: FernandoDuarte on January 25, 2010, 12:31:50 AM
After doing a little *ahem* reserach I might say that I agree with Nadzilla
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: dheim on January 25, 2010, 02:12:31 PM
that looks like the 1st image of a set of porn pics

+1!
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: gingataff on January 25, 2010, 03:08:04 PM
I can see the stretch marks from here.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: horsehead on January 25, 2010, 03:24:28 PM
you couldn't friggin miss them!
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Johnny Mac on January 25, 2010, 08:05:13 PM
Most girls tits sag when their bras come off unless they're lucky, young and fit or have a chest full of bath sealant and that girl doesn't have a bra on so they're where they should be for a pair so big which are bordering on spectacular!   .  That Dave, is a fantastic find!  :lol:
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: dheim on January 26, 2010, 11:04:48 AM
absolutely not a fan of HUGE boobs... i like proportions...
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Nadz1lla on January 26, 2010, 11:08:29 AM
Aye, in my opinion anything after DD is too much.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: dheim on January 26, 2010, 11:13:04 AM
Emmanuelle Chriqui. i've never seen her in a movie, but she rocks!

(http://www.topnews.in/files/images/Emmanuelle-Chriqui4.jpg)
(http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-photos/emmanuelle-chriqui-step-up-los-angeles-premiere-ZhMISl.jpg)
(http://www.isawontv.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/emmanuelle-chriqui.jpg)
(http://man-over-board.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/1emmanuelle_chriqui_jpg.jpg)
(http://img1.tvloop.com/img/showpics/b5/13/l33c170a90001_2_23935.jpg)
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2354/2690843723_3a3213c766.jpg)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: shobet on January 26, 2010, 12:02:32 PM
Can I have all of the pictured ladies together. I don't mind watching for a while either.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: juansolo on January 26, 2010, 05:59:42 PM
The large chested lady is quite magnificent in every way.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Philly Q on January 26, 2010, 06:05:13 PM
Emmanuelle Chriqui. i've never seen her in a movie, but she rocks!

I read the other day that she's "officially" the most desirable woman in the world, according to AskMen.com (whatever that may be).

I'd never heard of her, but whoever those Men they Asked were, they weren't far wrong.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: dheim on January 26, 2010, 06:24:12 PM
Emmanuelle Chriqui. i've never seen her in a movie, but she rocks!

I read the other day that she's "officially" the most desirable woman in the world, according to AskMen.com (whatever that may be).

I'd never heard of her, but whoever those Men they Asked were, they weren't far wrong.

i knew of her existence reading the same new... and i suspected you would have liked her too! :)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: dheim on January 26, 2010, 06:40:10 PM
a bit of a SHOCK-HORROR

(http://beattrend.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/lily-allen.jpg)

i didn't ever focused on Lily Allen's thighs... and SO i found her damn sexy...
but below her skirt she looks worse than my mother does at 63. terrible thing.

please, lily, keep your stockings on, i like to remember you this way... :)

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/02/01/article-1133283-03421D0A000005DC-622_468x653.jpg)

Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Davey on January 26, 2010, 06:57:20 PM
WHAT THE $%&#
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: dheim on January 26, 2010, 07:02:04 PM
WHAT THE $%&#

exactly the same thing i said.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: shobet on January 26, 2010, 07:10:13 PM
That's put me off my tea. I was going to have cottage cheese...
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Nadz1lla on January 26, 2010, 07:25:17 PM
That's put me off my tea. I was going to have cottage cheese...

You just reminded me of this, lol:
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/play/670/

"I don't like your cottage cheese thighs, besides, you been with too many guys..."
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: FernandoDuarte on January 26, 2010, 08:38:11 PM
Had to BUMP this lovely lady because of our friend dheim! Hey you did a much better work on the last page, man :P

Emmanuelle Chriqui. i've never seen her in a movie, but she rocks!

(http://www.topnews.in/files/images/Emmanuelle-Chriqui4.jpg)
(http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-photos/emmanuelle-chriqui-step-up-los-angeles-premiere-ZhMISl.jpg)
(http://www.isawontv.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/emmanuelle-chriqui.jpg)
(http://man-over-board.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/1emmanuelle_chriqui_jpg.jpg)
(http://img1.tvloop.com/img/showpics/b5/13/l33c170a90001_2_23935.jpg)
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2354/2690843723_3a3213c766.jpg)

Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Fourth Feline on January 26, 2010, 09:41:12 PM
Thank you Fernando !  That was the much needed antidote to those last Lily Allen pictures .....  :lol:

( Especially nice were the pictures with her wearing the pink, and lace fronted tops, ; she has such lovely, rich olive skin - a nice, healthy girl ).  :D
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Davey on January 26, 2010, 10:50:11 PM
NOW i know where she's from!!!

Don't mess with the Zohan! yes, very very yummy girl :D
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: FELINEGUITARS on January 26, 2010, 11:38:54 PM
This has a certain appeal
(http://www.gfxwallpapers.com/images/wallpapers/meyes_guitar_B-203703s.jpeg)

and so does this

(http://image.linkinn.com/userfile/pictures_0907/Image/Cute_Sexy_Gorgeous_Big_Busted_Denise_Milani_11.jpg)

but then I like women with curves.....
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: FernandoDuarte on January 26, 2010, 11:54:16 PM
Jesus, what a sexy lips!!!!
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: MrBump on January 27, 2010, 06:49:43 AM
This has a certain appeal
(http://www.gfxwallpapers.com/images/wallpapers/meyes_guitar_B-203703s.jpeg)

and so does this

(http://image.linkinn.com/userfile/pictures_0907/Image/Cute_Sexy_Gorgeous_Big_Busted_Denise_Milani_11.jpg)

but then I like women with curves.....

Yeah, what is that, and ESP?

;-)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: MrBump on January 27, 2010, 06:54:42 AM
Ooh, I've just thought of one.

Watching TV before the sh!tty daily commute, and the Adios advert just came on!  You know, the one where she's dancing around in just her pants?

I like her.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Dreichlift on January 27, 2010, 06:37:21 PM
Ooh, I've just thought of one.

Watching TV before the sh!tty daily commute, and the Adios advert just came on!  You know, the one where she's dancing around in just her pants?

I like her.

+1
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Fourth Feline on January 27, 2010, 07:00:55 PM
Girls and Guitars are good, but I'm now addicted to " Cats and Racks " ...  :lol:
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Davey on January 27, 2010, 07:41:54 PM
Girls and Guitars are good, but I'm now addicted to " Cats and Racks " ...  :lol:
quite
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: dheim on January 27, 2010, 10:21:10 PM
Had to BUMP this lovely lady because of our friend dheim! Hey you did a much better work on the last page, man :P

Emmanuelle Chriqui. i've never seen her in a movie, but she rocks!

(http://www.topnews.in/files/images/Emmanuelle-Chriqui4.jpg)
(http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-photos/emmanuelle-chriqui-step-up-los-angeles-premiere-ZhMISl.jpg)
(http://www.isawontv.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/emmanuelle-chriqui.jpg)
(http://man-over-board.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/1emmanuelle_chriqui_jpg.jpg)
(http://img1.tvloop.com/img/showpics/b5/13/l33c170a90001_2_23935.jpg)
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2354/2690843723_3a3213c766.jpg)


...and i do it again 'cause she's really hot! :)
anyway those lily allen pics really shocked me, i will never look at her with the same eyes... i'd have preferred to discover that she's got a c--k instead.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: FernandoDuarte on January 27, 2010, 10:34:38 PM
:lol:
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Philly Q on January 27, 2010, 11:41:02 PM
anyway those lily allen pics really shocked me, i will never look at her with the same eyes... i'd have preferred to discover that she's got a c--k instead.

Yeah, cottage-cheese thighs = no-go area;  c--k = minor inconvenience.


 :|


 :?


Are you sure?   :lol:
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: dheim on January 27, 2010, 11:43:28 PM
anyway those lily allen pics really shocked me, i will never look at her with the same eyes... i'd have preferred to discover that she's got a c--k instead.

Yeah, cottage-cheese thighs = no-go area;  c--k = minor inconvenience.


 :|


 :?


Are you sure?   :lol:

well... maybe not. maybe.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: choucas09 on January 28, 2010, 12:17:47 AM
Willy Allen? I'll take the dimples.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Afghan Dave on January 28, 2010, 12:53:01 AM
(http://lh4.ggpht.com/_CY5sR-S8ah8/ST5sbDQp6NI/AAAAAAAAADg/zS9_dccn9LM/kimber-james.jpg)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: horsehead on January 28, 2010, 06:26:15 AM
who's that with the rye smile?

& another lovely lady (IMO) Jewel Staite...sci-fi goddess
(http://www.jewel-staite.net/gallery/albums/photoshoots/blacksuit/14.jpg)

Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: 38thBeatle on January 28, 2010, 06:30:14 AM
I have to be careful as Mrs 38th is on the prowl and keeps looking over my shoulder.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: shobet on January 28, 2010, 09:26:19 AM
who's that with the rye smile?

& another lovely lady (IMO) Jewel Staite...sci-fi goddess
(http://www.jewel-staite.net/gallery/albums/photoshoots/blacksuit/14.jpg)

Rye, has she been on the whiskey? I said that with a wry smile! ;)


Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Afghan Dave on January 28, 2010, 12:11:37 PM
+1000 for Jewel Staite - she is "Marriage Material" in my book.

Knowing I won't makes me sad  :(
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: horsehead on January 28, 2010, 06:49:58 PM
we should  take this topic onto the marry/kill/fcuk
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: FernandoDuarte on January 28, 2010, 08:12:29 PM
(http://lh4.ggpht.com/_CY5sR-S8ah8/ST5sbDQp6NI/AAAAAAAAADg/zS9_dccn9LM/kimber-james.jpg)

Sorry, THIS one looks like a shemale... Not that one I've posted...
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Afghan Dave on January 28, 2010, 10:04:43 PM
WELL DONE!!!!

It is a "she male"

Top of the class Fernando  :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: FernandoDuarte on January 28, 2010, 10:07:43 PM
WELL DONE!!!!

It is a "she male"

Top of the class Fernando  :lol: :lol:

???
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Philly Q on January 28, 2010, 10:24:49 PM
WELL DONE!!!!

It is a "she male"

Top of the class Fernando  :lol: :lol:

I thought you were up to something.  I hadn't twigged, but she has got an odd face.  A hint of the BFG about her.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Afghan Dave on January 28, 2010, 10:39:31 PM
With all the criticism of Lilly Allen's thighs & a few suggesting that a c--k would be prefered

I thought I'd throw in a picture of a "woman" with and unbelieveably tight body.....

Oh... and a c--k. Kimber James.

(http://www.hotwendywilliams.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/kimber_james30221.jpg)

I can't believe it's not butter....
(though you'd need butter a la "last tango in paris")  :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: FernandoDuarte on January 28, 2010, 10:41:13 PM
Bad, bad Dave... Are you having a late missing time from that she/he guitar player???

I second PhillyQ's motion, "she" looked very weird, but I'm a little bit innocent... I thought: "No, he won't go THAT far"...
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Afghan Dave on January 28, 2010, 10:45:41 PM
He looks a lot like Carla Bruni do ya think?

(http://static.thehollywoodgossip.com/images/gallery/carla-bruni-sarkozy-picture.jpg)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Johnny Mac on January 28, 2010, 11:09:58 PM
Ooh, I've just thought of one.

Watching TV before the sh!tty daily commute, and the Adios advert just came on!  You know, the one where she's dancing around in just her pants?

I like her.

+1 on her!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kr_IcYg-OWA&NR=1
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: shobet on January 28, 2010, 11:15:09 PM
Pills that make you dance uncontrollably, whatever next...
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: dheim on January 29, 2010, 07:32:04 PM
He looks a lot like Carla Bruni do ya think?

(http://static.thehollywoodgossip.com/images/gallery/carla-bruni-sarkozy-picture.jpg)

with that psycho smile on i bet i'd look more or less exactly like them. without tits, of course. but no, i don't think so... :p
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Afghan Dave on January 29, 2010, 07:37:26 PM
So you're more concerned about the quality of the smile rather than the presence of a c--k?  :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: dheim on January 29, 2010, 07:38:26 PM
So you're more concerned about the quality of the smile rather than the presence of a c--k?  :lol: :lol:

i never said that. both could be annoying... :)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: nfe on January 30, 2010, 07:44:30 PM
(http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/31/l_a2947c63e820432390dfdadb5539bdf8.jpg)
(http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/17/l_a5c91fe5629940728e2fc8faee9afe86.jpg)
(http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/130/l_3f0373d5eef446d09f6266bdf31bba08.jpg)
(http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/148/l_e484393701f6426b956badfa21af0a93.jpg)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Philly Q on January 30, 2010, 08:20:54 PM
Blimey, who is that?
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: nfe on January 30, 2010, 08:23:15 PM
Doris Yeh, plays bass in a band called Chthonic.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Philly Q on January 30, 2010, 08:35:59 PM
Nice work, you even managed to work in an extreme metal connection.  :)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: nfe on January 30, 2010, 08:37:54 PM
The pool of hot lassies in extreme metal is very, very shallow, sadly.

As it goes, I don't think I've ever listened to her band. Reviews seem to suggest I wouldn't dig them, and that'd just spoil it all. :lol:
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: FernandoDuarte on January 30, 2010, 09:10:03 PM
Thanks nfe, for uplifiting the level of this thread again!
That is a lovely japanese girl! I'm very sad that I've never managed to kiss a japanese girl...
My first love (at 11 or so) was a 14years old japanese, lovely at best... Add my incompetence in the art of convincing girls to date me and the huge age difference (in %) it was my first broken heart time... Too bad Blues isn't known in Brazil :lol:
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Philly Q on January 30, 2010, 09:14:35 PM
I think she's Taiwanese, Fernando - she might not like being called Japanese!  :lol:
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: FernandoDuarte on January 30, 2010, 09:17:18 PM
Nah, sorry again... seem like I've been making troubles with asians a lot lately :lol: :(
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: _tom_ on January 30, 2010, 09:18:06 PM
At least he didn't say "jappy" this time :lol: :P
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: FernandoDuarte on January 30, 2010, 09:26:26 PM
At least I gave one step further :lol:
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Philly Q on January 30, 2010, 09:30:53 PM
 :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: shobet on January 31, 2010, 12:39:22 AM
§ Fernando, like an abba song, we think you like c--k.

It took me 78 minutes to type the above so please take it with a pinch of slat.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Afghan Dave on January 31, 2010, 12:47:44 AM
shobet's pissed again  :? How much abuse can we handle tonight?  :P :D
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: 38thBeatle on January 31, 2010, 12:52:00 AM
What is a pinch of Slat?
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Philly Q on January 31, 2010, 12:56:33 AM
What is a pinch of Slat?

I think it's when you sit on a wooden deckchair and catch a bit of skin.  Very painful.   :x
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: FernandoDuarte on January 31, 2010, 12:57:41 AM
§ Fernando, like an abba song, we think you like c--k.

It took me 78 minutes to type the above so please take it with a pinch of slat.

well, at least I don't have one on my avatar :?
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: shobet on January 31, 2010, 12:59:09 AM
§ Fernando, like an abba song, we think you like c--k.

It took me 78 minutes to type the above so please take it with a pinch of slat.

well, at least I don't have one on my avatar :?

That's a CGI c--k you silly Mexican tw@t ;)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: shobet on January 31, 2010, 01:02:06 AM
BTW, your hat makes you look kind of gay and somewhat simple.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Afghan Dave on January 31, 2010, 01:40:48 AM
BTW, your hat makes you look kind of gay and somewhat simple.

I'm crying with laughter here... It's all kicked off now!  :lol: :lol:

For such a good natured board we do need shobet to fling his sh1t around like a retarded chimp once a week...

(http://www.complex.com/blogs/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/chimp_lead.jpg)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: MrBump on January 31, 2010, 08:17:31 AM
Dear, oh dear, oh dear...
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: 38thBeatle on January 31, 2010, 11:29:43 AM
Thanks for clearing that up Philly. Painful that Slat pinching. We've all been there no doubt.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: shobet on January 31, 2010, 01:09:05 PM
BTW, your hat makes you look kind of gay and somewhat simple.

I'm crying with laughter here... It's all kicked off now!  :lol: :lol:

For such a good natured board we do need shobet to fling his sh1t around like a retarded chimp once a week...

(http://www.complex.com/blogs/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/chimp_lead.jpg)

Did you get that picture off my mother?
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Matt77 on January 31, 2010, 02:57:16 PM
Didn't you mean 'How' and 'of'?
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Ian Price on January 31, 2010, 03:47:17 PM
 :)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: PhilKing on January 31, 2010, 04:56:54 PM
Charlotte Lubbock (singer with Symphony Cult)
(http://hphotos-snc1.fbcdn.net/hs270.snc1/9725_149499219659_149270959659_2460432_4917143_n.jpg)
(http://hphotos-snc1.fbcdn.net/hs270.snc1/9725_149498519659_149270959659_2460430_572212_n.jpg)
(http://hphotos-snc1.fbcdn.net/hs270.snc1/9725_149286604659_149270959659_2459492_611984_n.jpg)

Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: horsehead on January 31, 2010, 05:46:13 PM
nah....she needs to go on the mars bar diet
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: FernandoDuarte on January 31, 2010, 05:57:51 PM
I'd hit!

You mean she needs to get a little more curves, horsehead? I think this a little, but not as bad as most actress (in deed they usually most to recuperate their curves)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: horsehead on January 31, 2010, 07:23:02 PM
ladies with curves = lovely
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: FELINEGUITARS on January 31, 2010, 07:38:48 PM
Charlotte Lubbock (singer with Symphony Cult)
(http://hphotos-snc1.fbcdn.net/hs270.snc1/9725_149499219659_149270959659_2460432_4917143_n.jpg)
(http://hphotos-snc1.fbcdn.net/hs270.snc1/9725_149498519659_149270959659_2460430_572212_n.jpg)
(http://hphotos-snc1.fbcdn.net/hs270.snc1/9725_149286604659_149270959659_2459492_611984_n.jpg)



Customers of mine!!
They endorse Feline Strings!!
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Fourth Feline on January 31, 2010, 07:44:26 PM
ladies with curves = lovely

Oh yes ; I do like to see ( within reason )  " an ample sample "  ....  :)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: FernandoDuarte on January 31, 2010, 07:52:20 PM
Customers of mine!!
They endorse Feline Strings!!

Damn bugger!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Twinfan on January 31, 2010, 10:10:43 PM
Didn't you mean 'How' and 'of'?

I'm pissing myself laughing here - nice one Matt!

Huw left my gig last night night quite well steamed, and then proceeded to come on here and make an arse of himself.  Outrageous  :lol:
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: nfe on January 31, 2010, 10:30:28 PM
I've never heard of Symphony Cult before, and have now read about them on two forums tonight.

If I wasn't listening to a pile new music already I would possibly even trouble myself to have a nose at their myspace.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: MrBump on February 01, 2010, 09:15:21 AM
I've never heard of Symphony Cult before, and have now read about them on two forums tonight.

If I wasn't listening to a pile new music already I would possibly even trouble myself to have a nose at their myspace.

I'm listening to them now - not bad at all.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Matt77 on February 01, 2010, 11:11:38 PM
Didn't you mean 'How' and 'of'?

I'm pissing myself laughing here - nice one Matt!

Huw left my gig last night night quite well steamed, and then proceeded to come on here and make an arse of himself.  Outrageous  :lol:

Well prepare for round 2 this weekend as I'm at loose end and your playing Macc again.
Potentially double trouble
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Fourth Feline on February 05, 2010, 10:50:12 PM
Prompted by a comment by ( the newly official ) Sifu Ben on the " What are you listening to" thread ; It is time for a bit of the 'other' Audrey I think !  :D

(http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u135/Fourth_Feline/06d6cbae.jpg)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: dheim on February 06, 2010, 03:39:22 PM
Prompted by a comment by ( the newly official ) Sifu Ben on the " What are you listening to" thread ; It is time for a bit of the 'other' Audrey I think !  :D

(http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u135/Fourth_Feline/06d6cbae.jpg)

Audrey Tautou is really sweet... good choice!
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: dheim on February 06, 2010, 03:40:03 PM
Charlotte Lubbock (singer with Symphony Cult)
(http://hphotos-snc1.fbcdn.net/hs270.snc1/9725_149499219659_149270959659_2460432_4917143_n.jpg)
(http://hphotos-snc1.fbcdn.net/hs270.snc1/9725_149498519659_149270959659_2460430_572212_n.jpg)
(http://hphotos-snc1.fbcdn.net/hs270.snc1/9725_149286604659_149270959659_2459492_611984_n.jpg)



i don't like her AT ALL.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Afghan Dave on February 09, 2010, 06:36:00 PM
Here's one I just remembered...

Reverend Joanna Jepson

(http://magicstatistics.com/wp-content/pictures/persons/Joanna_Jepson.jpg)
(http://www.bagofnothing.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/joanna1chplain.jpeg)
(http://www.bobpitch.com/anon/Portly_Giraffe_joanna_jepson.jpg)

I think she is REALLY cute and intellegent.... She is Chaplain at The London College of Fashion.

I'm not going to be crude about her out of respect.... even I have some boundries..  :? 
Could she save the soul of a sinner like me?
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: _tom_ on February 09, 2010, 06:38:20 PM
Almost finished with Dexter S4 now. This one gets her baps out a few times, recommended viewing (it has a great storyline this series as well)!

(http://i47.tinypic.com/2exa54z.jpg)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Philly Q on February 09, 2010, 06:40:43 PM
Here's one I just remembered...

Reverend Joanna Jepson

I think she is REALLY cute and intellegent.... She is Chaplain at The London College of Fashion.

I'm not going to be crude about her out of respect.... even I have some boundries..  :?  
Could she save the soul of a sinner like me?

So how do you know about her then?  Has she been on the telly? (Take Me Out, perhaps?)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Afghan Dave on February 09, 2010, 07:03:00 PM
She's campaigned against late-term abortions and done a bit of telly for obvious reasons...

I've produced some good Philosophy work on the subject of abortion so that's kinda why see bliped up on my radar.

She's very eloquent & charming on tele... & I adore her eyes. :oops:
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: nfe on February 09, 2010, 07:08:42 PM
Being a Reverend would turn me off instantly anyway, but I really don't think she's pretty.

It's put me in mind of that lassie in Neighbours that was a nun and gave it up so she could get a panelling. Probably off some unrealistic swine like Toadie.

(http://www.icelebz.com/celebs/natalie_blair/images/photo1.jpg)
(http://www4.pictures.gi.zimbio.com/David+Jones+Collection+Launch+Arrivals+KdykH_ZngfWl.jpg)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Fourth Feline on February 09, 2010, 07:39:11 PM
Here's one I just remembered...

Reverend Joanna Jepson

(http://magicstatistics.com/wp-content/pictures/persons/Joanna_Jepson.jpg)
(http://www.bagofnothing.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/joanna1chplain.jpeg)
(http://www.bobpitch.com/anon/Portly_Giraffe_joanna_jepson.jpg)

I think she is REALLY cute and intellegent.... She is Chaplain at The London College of Fashion.

I'm not going to be crude about her out of respect.... even I have some boundries..  :?  
Could she save the soul of a sinner like me?


Very nice Dave,  :)

 Definitely my cup of tea. A sweet face ( you were right about the eyes ! )- and a compelling persona . She certainly has that inner radiance - and I can imagine would be great to share afternoon tea with / chat to. I do love a woman with extra dimensions.

Thanks for posting !  :D
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Philly Q on February 09, 2010, 07:41:21 PM
She's campaigned against late-term abortions and done a bit of telly for obvious reasons...

I've produced some good Philosophy work on the subject of abortion so that's kinda why see bliped up on my radar.

She's very eloquent & charming on tele... & I adore her eyes. :oops:

All the religious stuff would be a hurdle, but I see where you're coming from.  I think it's attractive to see someone on TV talking about something other than fake tans and getting lashed.  I always have a bit of a thing for news presenters and the lady scientists on Horizon.

(I suppose what I may actually be saying is that I can cope with "serious", but women "having fun" are a bit too scary for me....  :?  :oops: )
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Afghan Dave on February 09, 2010, 07:50:34 PM
I can imagine would be great to share afternoon tea with / chat...

What a lovely thought, I feel quite wistful thinking about that... Ahhh...

A genuinely interesting woman with reasoned opinions on a subject (even if I disagree) is truly beguiling.

Looks come and go but a great personallity lasts a lifetime or a marriage..

What's happend to ME!!!

Sorry guys normal Afghan Dave service will be resumed shortly...
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Afghan Dave on February 09, 2010, 07:55:38 PM
Dr Alice Roberts... Really reminds me of an ex-girlfriend (also a Dr & researcher)

I loved that bitch...

(http://markaviss.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/ihj.jpg)
(http://www.bbc.co.uk/home/images/main_promo/bbc2/die_young_wt_l_1.jpg)
(http://www.bristol.ac.uk/news/2007/5474.html/2007-06-01.8974176864/image)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: nfe on February 09, 2010, 07:57:19 PM
I fear Sister Mary Catherine of neighbours fame is being carelessly overlooked.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Matt77 on February 09, 2010, 08:06:03 PM
She isn't holding a skull with a gentle but slightly suggestive cupping technique and a look that says "I know stuff about anatomy that is beyond the basic competency required in my medical studies"
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: FernandoDuarte on February 09, 2010, 08:12:47 PM
She isn't holding a skull with a gentle but slightly suggestive cupping technique and a look that says "I know stuff about anatomy that is beyond the basic competency required in my medical studies"

:lol:
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: maverickf1jockey on February 09, 2010, 09:17:24 PM
She isn't holding a skull with a gentle but slightly suggestive cupping technique and a look that says "I know stuff about anatomy that is beyond the basic competency required in my medical studies"
The sad thing about that is that virtually everything she has ever said in any programme she has ever been involved with on the television has been unerringly fiction dressed up as anthropology.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: shobet on February 09, 2010, 10:02:30 PM
I think the question that needs to be asked is, does she take it up the back passage?
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: maverickf1jockey on February 09, 2010, 10:11:28 PM
Ohhhhhhh! Rrrrrrenneeee!

(http://www.vickimichelle.org/clinch.jpg)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: choucas09 on February 09, 2010, 10:27:24 PM
I think the question that needs to be asked is, does she take it up the back passage?

Can't answer that, but it appears from this that she's used to considerable qualifications in the trouser department.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIMbsosjRXA
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: FernandoDuarte on February 09, 2010, 11:15:57 PM
Mrs Melissa Satta "Vieri":
(http://contenti1.espn.com.br/foto/pequena/a47bebd3-8038-3618-aa5f-1ee7c70f1468.jpg)

:o Speechless
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: maverickf1jockey on February 09, 2010, 11:18:00 PM
:o
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Ian Price on February 10, 2010, 08:59:50 PM
Call me fussy but her feet look too big.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: horsehead on February 10, 2010, 09:19:38 PM
fussy

you don't look at the mantlepiece when your stoking the fire
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: FernandoDuarte on February 10, 2010, 09:37:51 PM
Call me fussy but her feet look too big.

You kidding me... :(
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: FELINEGUITARS on February 10, 2010, 10:07:57 PM
Call me fussy but her feet look too big.
I'd say she is a UK size 8 shoe, but at 5'10" tall thats not so strange (and often American women do seem to have larger feet than European ones for the same height)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Ian Price on February 11, 2010, 08:13:05 AM
Call me fussy but her feet look too big.

You kidding me... :(

Just a little - I wouldn't say no  :wink:
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: FernandoDuarte on February 11, 2010, 08:37:57 AM
Call me fussy but her feet look too big.

You kidding me... :(

Just a little - I wouldn't say no  :wink:

Deep low voice: "I see NO HOPE!" :(
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Philly Q on February 11, 2010, 11:22:29 AM
Call me fussy but her feet look too big.
I'd say she is a UK size 8 shoe, but at 5'10" tall thats not so strange (and often American women do seem to have larger feet than European ones for the same height)

There's a man with an eye for feet.     :?  :P
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Fourth Feline on February 11, 2010, 01:16:49 PM
Call me fussy but her feet look too big.
I'd say she is a UK size 8 shoe, but at 5'10" tall thats not so strange (and often American women do seem to have larger feet than European ones for the same height)

There's a man with an eye for feet.     :?  :P

You can't beat a nice UK size 4-5, with shorter toes in nice proportion to the rest of the foot.

( I am saying no more without a Solicitor being present ... )  :roll:
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: nfe on February 11, 2010, 01:26:52 PM
Call me fussy but her feet look too big.
I'd say she is a UK size 8 shoe, but at 5'10" tall thats not so strange (and often American women do seem to have larger feet than European ones for the same height)

There's a man with an eye for feet.     :?  :P

 :lol:

I read that and the first thing I thought was "Yeah Jonathan, I dig feet, too"
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: FELINEGUITARS on February 11, 2010, 01:36:36 PM
Call me fussy but her feet look too big.
I'd say she is a UK size 8 shoe, but at 5'10" tall thats not so strange (and often American women do seem to have larger feet than European ones for the same height)

There's a man with an eye for feet.     :?  :P

No - more of a shoe thing
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v662/felineguitars/CUSTOM%20BUILT/felinefrankie.jpg)
And seeing as I like my women a bit top heavy - they usually need appropriately sized feet - just to be able to stand upright
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Philly Q on February 11, 2010, 01:51:15 PM
And seeing as I like my women a bit top heavy - they usually need appropriately sized feet - just to be able to stand upright

You like your women like Weebles - they wobble but they don't fall down.

(http://www.stuffwelove.co.uk/images/weebles1.jpg)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Fourth Feline on February 11, 2010, 02:15:45 PM
And seeing as I like my women a bit top heavy - they usually need appropriately sized feet - just to be able to stand upright

You like your women like Weebles - they wobble but they don't fall down.

(http://www.stuffwelove.co.uk/images/weebles1.jpg)

... A photograph originally meant for the 'Post a picture of yourself' thread. That's me and Philly at the last B.K.P bash, I am the ( older ) cross dresser on the right.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: horsehead on February 11, 2010, 03:32:13 PM
are they.....butt plugs?
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Philly Q on February 11, 2010, 03:55:09 PM
are they.....butt plugs?

D'you want this thread closed down as well, you bad person you?  :P
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: horsehead on February 11, 2010, 05:06:30 PM
What....I'm just an innocent mannnnnnnnn, woah woah!

OK I'll clean up....after finishing with this lady
(http://www.charme-du-jour.net/var/img/full/cote-de-pablo-sexy.jpg)
(http://images.buddytv.com/battleimages/usr700010445/700010445_54497922-e9a3-4c5f-8fd6-9a2386d2e387-gw300h400-6.jpg)

Cote De pablo
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: FernandoDuarte on February 11, 2010, 05:29:16 PM
Lovely! A bit too skinny, but lovely anyway!
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: shobet on February 11, 2010, 06:08:31 PM
Is this better?
(http://www.welaf.com/resources/200611/pic/1164640778.jpg)

Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: horsehead on February 11, 2010, 06:17:23 PM
OH GOOD GOD!
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Afghan Dave on February 11, 2010, 06:35:15 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kY84MRnxVzo

Yeah BIYATCH!!
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: FernandoDuarte on February 11, 2010, 07:41:14 PM
Is this better?

Your mum? :?
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Fourth Feline on February 11, 2010, 07:56:20 PM
Is this better?
(http://www.welaf.com/resources/200611/pic/1164640778.jpg)



Not very fuel efficient, is it ?  Surely there are easier ways to sell your bike Dave ...  :wink:
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: shobet on February 11, 2010, 07:58:56 PM
Is this better?

Your mum? :?

No she's dead unfortunately. Now how do you feel.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Fourth Feline on February 11, 2010, 08:02:45 PM
Is this better?

Your mum? :?

No she's dead unfortunately. Now how do you feel.

Like sending you the hat ?
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: FernandoDuarte on February 11, 2010, 08:45:02 PM
Is this better?

Your mum? :?

No she's dead unfortunately. Now how do you feel.

I'm sorry for her, don't know what's your problem with me, but be sure to take it clean whenever you want...
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Fourth Feline on February 11, 2010, 08:55:14 PM
Nicely said Fernando.  Such gentle restraint dignifies both parties. Such naughtiness and slander should be left to the 'other' forums.    :) We are not only here to enjoy the comradeship and info, but represent to any casual 'Googlers' the  image and reputation of B.K.P's good name . The informality we enjoy being a welcome break from life's little hardships ; not the start of the hunting season.

( I turned to Jazz,  Afghan Dave turned romantic & sentimental - so anything's possible ... )   :lol:
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Ian Price on February 11, 2010, 08:59:07 PM
Nicely said Fernando.  Such gentle restraint dignifies both parties. Such naughtiness and slander should be left to the 'other' forums.    :) We are not only here to enjoy the comradeship and info, but represent to any casual 'Googlers' the  image and reputation of B.K.P's good name . The informality we enjoy being a welcome break from life's little hardships ; not the start of the hunting season.

Yep, I agree with that.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Philly Q on February 11, 2010, 09:10:37 PM
Nicely said Fernando.  Such gentle restraint dignifies both parties. Such naughtiness and slander should be left to the 'other' forums.    :) We are not only here to enjoy the comradeship and info, but represent to any casual 'Googlers' the  image and reputation of B.K.P's good name . The informality we enjoy being a welcome break from life's little hardships ; not the start of the hunting season.

Yep, I agree with that.

+1.  Nicely put.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Afghan Dave on February 11, 2010, 09:17:34 PM
STOP!!

Have a cup of tea & listen to this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJTBPdVpdMc&feature=related


(Then f**k off - you're all c**ts) PDT_002 PDT_001
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: FELINEGUITARS on February 11, 2010, 09:25:56 PM
Here's one I just remembered...

Reverend Joanna Jepson

(http://magicstatistics.com/wp-content/pictures/persons/Joanna_Jepson.jpg)
(http://www.bagofnothing.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/joanna1chplain.jpeg)
(http://www.bobpitch.com/anon/Portly_Giraffe_joanna_jepson.jpg)

I think she is REALLY cute and intellegent.... She is Chaplain at The London College of Fashion.

I'm not going to be crude about her out of respect.... even I have some boundries..  :? 
Could she save the soul of a sinner like me?

I AM shocked Dave
When you hinted you had a photo of a pretty girl in a dog collar in front of some poor guy tied to a cross, I had expected something of a perverse nature - shame on me for underestimating you
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: nfe on February 11, 2010, 09:58:46 PM
Nicely said Fernando.  Such gentle restraint dignifies both parties. Such naughtiness and slander should be left to the 'other' forums.    :) We are not only here to enjoy the comradeship and info, but represent to any casual 'Googlers' the  image and reputation of B.K.P's good name . The informality we enjoy being a welcome break from life's little hardships ; not the start of the hunting season.

Yep, I agree with that.
+1.  Nicely put.

I'm perplexed, I thought it had been friendly joshing all round  :?
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Afghan Dave on February 11, 2010, 10:09:09 PM
Is this better?
(http://www.welaf.com/resources/200611/pic/1164640778.jpg)



Not very fuel efficient, is it ?  Surely there are easier ways to sell your bike Dave ...  :wink:

I thought this was VERY funny but I don't know if Twinfan hangs out on this thread...

We are all joshing arn't we?

Because if it's gonna go down, I'm gonna take you down to China Town..  PDT_040 PDT_045
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Fourth Feline on February 11, 2010, 10:12:47 PM
STOP!!

Have a cup of tea & listen to this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJTBPdVpdMc&feature=related


(Then f**k off - you're all c**ts) PDT_002 PDT_001

This is BBC Radio 4 :

Tonight's reading came to us from the Right Reverend David of Afghan ; who ( in recent times ) has become something of a national treasure on the B.K.P forum .  This came as quite a welcome career change after he had found himself unable to hold the Missionary position for very long.  :)



Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Twinfan on February 11, 2010, 11:59:09 PM
I thought this was VERY funny but I don't know if Twinfan hangs out on this thread...

I'm here - chuckling!  :lol:
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: dheim on February 13, 2010, 02:29:14 PM
What....I'm just an innocent mannnnnnnnn, woah woah!

OK I'll clean up....after finishing with this lady
(http://www.charme-du-jour.net/var/img/full/cote-de-pablo-sexy.jpg)
(http://images.buddytv.com/battleimages/usr700010445/700010445_54497922-e9a3-4c5f-8fd6-9a2386d2e387-gw300h400-6.jpg)

Cote De pablo


she's been criminally overlooked! :)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: dheim on February 13, 2010, 02:30:12 PM
Being a Reverend would turn me off instantly anyway, but I really don't think she's pretty.

It's put me in mind of that lassie in Neighbours that was a nun and gave it up so she could get a panelling. Probably off some unrealistic swine like Toadie.

(http://www.icelebz.com/celebs/natalie_blair/images/photo1.jpg)
(http://www4.pictures.gi.zimbio.com/David+Jones+Collection+Launch+Arrivals+KdykH_ZngfWl.jpg)

and so was this one...
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: horsehead on February 13, 2010, 04:23:54 PM
I know it sounds lame, but the mole on her lip would just distract me all the time
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Afghan Dave on February 13, 2010, 04:42:21 PM
I know it sounds lame, but the mole on her lip would just distract me all the time

I don't like her at all.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Matt77 on February 13, 2010, 06:15:27 PM
It would give me something to aim at
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: horsehead on February 13, 2010, 08:18:49 PM
computer high five coming your way for that one matt
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Fourth Feline on February 14, 2010, 01:58:09 AM
Shappi Khorsandi.  Intelligent, funny and she looks damn fine too.

(http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2007/04/25/300Shappi_070425111313342_wideweb__300x455.jpg)(http://www.suffolktouristguide.com/latShappi-Khorsandi-pic.png)

I just had to resurrect this nomination, as she has been on the television tonight ( a repeat of 'Live at the Apollo' )  and she appealed on many levels.  I enjoyed the routine - and thought she looked 'real world' lovely.  :)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: AndyR on February 14, 2010, 09:27:30 AM
I know it sounds lame, but the mole on her lip would just distract me all the time

I can't be @rsed to go back and look... but aren't yout the guy that posted the "mantlepiece and fire" wisdom earlier? :lol:

Having said that, now you've pointed the mole out, I'd be the same
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: horsehead on February 14, 2010, 10:21:32 AM
yes I was, but do as I say not as I do ;)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Philly Q on February 14, 2010, 11:41:14 AM
Shappi Khorsandi.  Intelligent, funny and she looks damn fine too.

I just had to resurrect this nomination, as she has been on the television tonight ( a repeat of 'Live at the Apollo' )  and she appealed on many levels.  I enjoyed the routine - and thought she looked 'real world' lovely.  :)

She was on "This Week" last Thursday too.

I like your "'real world' lovely" description.  These perfect young actresses and models are all fine and dandy, but the likes of us lot are never going to meet anyone like that - and even if we did, they'd look down their surgically-enhanced noses at us.  Let's accept and embrace the real world!  :)

Off-topic, but I've been thinking recently that stand-up comedy is one of the few branches of the performing arts where you can't succeed on looks alone.  You can be a hugely successful actor, presenter - even musician - with not one iota of talent, so long as you look good.  But stand-ups have to do it the hard way, writing their own material and winning over hostile audiences.... and to look at, most of them are ordinary to downright ugly.  It's all about talent, and all the better for it.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: _tom_ on February 14, 2010, 11:51:17 AM
I don't think she's funny at all but agree with the "real world lovely" thing!
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: horsehead on February 14, 2010, 07:02:45 PM
3rd'd
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: nfe on February 15, 2010, 12:34:18 AM
I think Shappi Khorsandi is extremely attractive, but I think her comedy is mediocre.

And she's been a waste of a Question Time panellist twice!

Still, I'd winch her, aye.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: MrBump on February 15, 2010, 08:14:03 AM
Still, I'd winch her, aye.

There goes that Scottishism again...
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: MrBump on March 12, 2010, 05:14:57 PM
Bored at work and waiting for 6 o'clock to come...

Anyone mentioned Julia yet?

Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Philly Q on March 12, 2010, 09:00:54 PM
Bored at work and waiting for 6 o'clock to come...

Anyone mentioned Julia yet?

Dunno, are you bored enough to read the preceding 65 pages?  :wink:

Always quite liked the younger Sawalha.  I have to admit I don't find her sister entirely unattractive either - more personality-wise though. 
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: horsehead on March 13, 2010, 08:16:41 AM
the things to be done to her in that cr@ppy BBC1 show she's in, while in a bustle is not worth mentioning
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: FELINEGUITARS on March 13, 2010, 11:39:34 AM
3rd'd

+1 on Shappi Khorsandi

+1 on Julia Sawalha in a corset (and Natalie too )
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: MrBump on March 18, 2010, 06:41:07 AM
I lusted after her for years:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHsip5xOenQ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHsip5xOenQ)

That combination of shoegazer looks and voice...
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Fourth Feline on March 18, 2010, 09:26:19 AM
I lusted after her for years:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHsip5xOenQ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHsip5xOenQ)

That combination of shoegazer looks and voice...

A 'definate' there .  :D

I had not realised that she was the sweet , sweet voice in that charming song.  Having just properly caught up with this thread , I must also mention that Julia Sawalha is also one of those ladies I'd like to meet ; just for the relaxed joy of spending time with, perhaps walking by the river, laughing together - and watching the sun play on her face and hair. Then to a cozy coffee shop and there, discovering the very essence of the woman \ women concerned.

In both of the above cases, there is again, that sense of being 'natural' - and as we were saying  about Shappi, 'real world lovely'. You can imagine ( in the emotive / comfortable sense ) waking up next to any of those ladies, and the tousled, un-made up - bad hair version of each, making you conclude that life was indeed treating you very well.  :)

Very nice.  :)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Philly Q on March 18, 2010, 10:54:41 AM
I had not realised that she was the sweet , sweet voice in that charming song.  Having just properly caught up with this thread , I must also mention that Julia Sawalha is also one of those ladies I'd like to meet ; just for the relaxed joy of spending time with, perhaps walking by the river, laughing together - and watching the sun play on her face and hair. Then to a cozy coffee shop and there, discovering the very essence of the woman \ women concerned.

Blimey Derek, you're getting more poetic every day!  :D
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Fourth Feline on March 18, 2010, 03:09:10 PM
Thank you Philly, very kind of you to say .  :)

I was an accidental poet and I didn't even know it.

I really must start mixing my filter coffee a bit weaker ; as I sit here typing somewhat effusively, with eyes like soup plates.  I tend to type directly as I am inwardly thinking ; which (in turn ) does unintentionally  get a bit' random' .  I am perhaps one of the few people who can even hi-jack his own thread, get it back on topic - and subsequently wreck it again. More 'tourettes' than testimony.

" Nurse ! the screens please ".  :mrgreen:

Cheers !  :)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: AndyR on March 18, 2010, 05:31:30 PM
:lol: Yeah...

I'd noticed the "more poetic thing" going on there FF, I'd put it down to some good thing happening in your life... or possibly boredom at work, or possibly even the early onset of the male menopause :lol:

But, I have to admit I cannot cast any stones about "typing as I think"... it's all I know how to do... I talk like that as well...
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Fourth Feline on March 18, 2010, 06:13:53 PM
:lol: Yeah...

I'd noticed the "more poetic thing" going on there FF, I'd put it down to some good thing happening in your life... or possibly boredom at work, or possibly even the early onset of the male menopause :lol:

But, I have to admit I cannot cast any stones about "typing as I think"... it's all I know how to do... I talk like that as well...


Answers as follows :

1) Lamotrigine.

2) Retired due to 1

3) If am indeed (re) approaching the male menopause, It's now from the wrong end. 

Cheers Andy !  :)

( Next question from the panel please )  :lol:
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Philly Q on March 18, 2010, 06:17:29 PM
3) If am indeed (re) approaching the male menopause, It's now from the wrong end. 

 :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: FernandoDuarte on March 18, 2010, 11:33:03 PM
Derek, you rock! or jazzes, if you prefer :P
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: horsehead on March 19, 2010, 08:05:41 AM
or jazzes, if you prefer :P

is that some kind of euphemism?
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Fourth Feline on March 19, 2010, 10:11:39 AM
Derek, you rock! or jazzes, if you prefer :P

Thank you Fernando ;  :)

I chose 'Rock' but only because I initially mistook your 'a' for an 'i' .  :)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Ian Price on March 21, 2010, 10:54:58 AM
(http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2009/10/jenkinsPA_450x429.jpg)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Philly Q on March 21, 2010, 04:14:10 PM
Is that a drag queen dressed as Katherine Jenkins?
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Ian Price on March 21, 2010, 05:40:14 PM
Is that a drag queen dressed as Katherine Jenkins?

 :D It could be. Will have to check with my sources.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: shobet on March 21, 2010, 05:46:56 PM
Terrible dandruff, just look at her left shoulder.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Fourth Feline on March 21, 2010, 09:01:02 PM
Terrible dandruff, just look at her left shoulder.

 :lol:

Are you saying you'd give her the 'brush off' if she approached you ? 
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: horsehead on March 21, 2010, 09:24:52 PM
or is she a Terminator hmmmmm
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Fourth Feline on March 21, 2010, 10:44:00 PM
or is she a Terminator hmmmmm

Don't worry, we can always get Shobet to turn her off...  :wink:
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: dheim on March 28, 2010, 12:14:35 AM
PINK

(http://l.yimg.com/kh/images/yahoo/arista//0506_pink_a.jpg)

i just watched her "live in australia", and have some thoughts about it.

1) maybe her music isn't, but SHE's much more rock than metallica, to name just one...
2) she's awesome live, and sings without any trace of playback or overdubs (hell, i can't hear any, at least) while doing things i could never dream of (like hanging upside down...)
3) she's got a serious band (justin derrico is damn good, for example)
4) in her nasty and overly muscular way she's HOT
5) i love her version of "baby i'm gonna leave you"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tQubiPhhV0&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32k3YqMQgwk
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: FernandoDuarte on March 28, 2010, 12:23:26 AM
I think she's hot too!!!
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: choucas09 on March 28, 2010, 03:13:32 AM
Lovely lass.        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUDZRFnTM3c
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: PhilKing on March 28, 2010, 04:45:25 PM
I was really impressed with the band that Pink has, as well as a few songs I watched.  So impressed that I bought the DVD!  I also like Shakira for that fit woman look.  I'm amazed at the body moves in the 'She Wolf' video:

(http://media.lnmstage01.com/non_secure/images/20090728/lowres_img_2596/lowres_img_2596_640.jpg)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=booKP974B0k (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=booKP974B0k)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: horsehead on March 28, 2010, 05:13:31 PM
Lovely lass.        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUDZRFnTM3c

seriously...Dong-a-dance?
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: dheim on March 28, 2010, 05:15:40 PM
uh, shakira... she's got class! (and a great voice too) :)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Philly Q on March 28, 2010, 05:21:35 PM
uh, shakira... she's got class! (and a great voice too) :)

Hmmm, have you seen that live version of Back in Black?  Not at all sure about the voice, but she is quite ridiculously hot.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYQCTML5VX8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYQCTML5VX8)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: dheim on March 28, 2010, 05:41:31 PM
uh, shakira... she's got class! (and a great voice too) :)

Hmmm, have you seen that live version of Back in Black?  Not at all sure about the voice, but she is quite ridiculously hot.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYQCTML5VX8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYQCTML5VX8)

i don't like this version at all... i love shakira's voice, but she can't really sing rock songs with her style.

but listen AND LOOK at this!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDJXc5H99BI&feature=related
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: shobet on March 28, 2010, 05:44:30 PM
Now she needs to go across my knee for a good spanking. Then when she's crying it will be lollypop time!
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: MrBump on March 28, 2010, 05:45:24 PM
My two boys love Pink:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgEL49Sd8dI (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgEL49Sd8dI)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: dheim on March 28, 2010, 05:48:52 PM
My two boys love Pink:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgEL49Sd8dI (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgEL49Sd8dI)

 :lol:

great woman!
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: shobet on March 28, 2010, 05:50:59 PM
My two boys love Pink:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgEL49Sd8dI (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgEL49Sd8dI)

Pink also likes to eat oysters as well I believe. Now a Pink, Shakira, my other half and a Shob sandwich would be nice.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: dheim on March 28, 2010, 05:59:04 PM
My two boys love Pink:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgEL49Sd8dI (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgEL49Sd8dI)

Pink also likes to eat oysters as well I believe. Now a Pink, Shakira, my other half and a Shob sandwich would be nice.

taking away your both halves (respect, man, as gangsta say) it's something i'd like to patecipate... :)

anyway i'm not sure about the oyster thing. she looks like that for sure, but look often misleads us mortal creatures
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Philly Q on March 28, 2010, 06:08:12 PM
but listen AND LOOK at this!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDJXc5H99BI&feature=related

Crumbs.  Are you allowed to look like that in Dubai?
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: dheim on March 28, 2010, 06:25:56 PM
but listen AND LOOK at this!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDJXc5H99BI&feature=related

Crumbs.  Are you allowed to look like that in Dubai?

 :)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Fourth Feline on March 28, 2010, 09:06:34 PM
but listen AND LOOK at this!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDJXc5H99BI&feature=related

Crumbs.  Are you allowed to look like that in Dubai?

I must chip in and agree about Shakira ;  very attractive, puts a lot into the act - and has a lot to put in !  :o

The Dubai clip was from the ' Back with a Yashmak '  tour.  


She did a good cover version of  "Sheik your money maker" .
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: maverickf1jockey on March 28, 2010, 09:57:58 PM
:lol:

Yep add another vote to Shakira.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: FernandoDuarte on March 29, 2010, 12:53:55 AM
Jesus, Shakira is HOT!
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Fourth Feline on March 29, 2010, 02:06:15 PM
Jesus, Shakira is HOT!

I always wondered what her first name was.  :)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: dheim on March 29, 2010, 03:10:09 PM
(http://uniontheater.wisc.edu/press/photos/Mariza/bELEM.JPG)
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/23/31787494_7ac0f5c148.jpg)

Mariza, maybe the greatest living fado singer... she's not exactly a beauty, but is certainly graceful and has got LOADS of class.

This song strikes me like a load of bricks, every single time... oh, and by the way Lisbon is my favourite city on earth, i'd love to move there, a day...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UAjrYJH4yo&feature=related
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Fourth Feline on March 29, 2010, 05:04:52 PM
I see what you mean dheim :

Not my usual facial cup of tea ( and one suspects the feeling is mutual ) - but the passion, dignity and grace is most evident.  There is also a sense of warmth and sincerity there,  that imbues the presentation : a good heart.  Her qualities being not only evident at the outset ;  but also one imagines , would remain enduringly attractive .  

:)

 
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: DavidRees on March 29, 2010, 07:26:05 PM
check out my Telecaster thread on Time Out - I'm more than a little attracted to the lady with the guitar
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: phlip on March 29, 2010, 08:40:45 PM
I'm a big lover of Portugal as a country and have been to a fair share of Fado bars in my visits. That clip is a superb piece of music.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: choucas09 on April 06, 2010, 12:53:42 PM
I saw Mariza on the Jools Holland show and was spell-bound. Excellent and interesting choice of crush.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: _tom_ on April 06, 2010, 10:40:39 PM
Has Sophie Dahl been mentioned yet? Just saw a bit of her cooking programme on bbc2 or something, she's lovely!

The sponge she made looked rank though, too much icing! :lol:
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: horsehead on April 07, 2010, 08:44:45 AM
Has Sophie Dahl been mentioned yet? Just saw a bit of her cooking programme on bbc2 or something, she's lovely!

The sponge she made looked rank though, too much icing! :lol:
prefered her when she had a bit more meat on her bones
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Nadz1lla on April 07, 2010, 01:34:53 PM
Has Sophie Dahl been mentioned yet?
prefered her when she had a bit more meat on her bones

Agreed:

(http://www.sophie-dahl.com/images/thumbnails/opium.jpg)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: MDV on April 07, 2010, 09:55:15 PM
(http://theobscura.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Susan_Coffey_sideshowsito_Skin_and_Lace.jpg)

(http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2006/02/11/jenniferhawkins_narrowweb__300x410,0.jpg)

(http://www.terrorhotties.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/emmanuelle-vaugier-2-gm_l9.jpg)

Susan coffey, jennifer hawkins and emmanuelle vaugier, all sexy, impossibly beautiful win.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: FernandoDuarte on April 07, 2010, 11:28:41 PM
Miss Susan Coffey = :o :o :o :o :o
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: nfe on April 07, 2010, 11:43:03 PM
Countdown, punching above it's weight...

(http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00061/rachel1_61144a.jpg)
(http://i44.tinypic.com/11ajosj.jpg)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: MisterMuncher on April 08, 2010, 01:39:52 AM
I'm with Fernando on that on. I'd put that woman on a pedestal, just so I could do nasty, nasty things to her...


and, an odd one. Since there's little to do before work of a morning, I started watching "Ninja Warrior" on whichever TV graveyard it's on. Sometimes, it's a Women's Edition, or, in fact, a different show (Kunoichi) marketed under the same name for us gaijin.

And if it is, well, by god, there's a strong chance Ayako Miyake will be on it. I'm having trouble finding decent pics of her at present, and even in the best of them, she's a little "odd" looking, but I tell ye, there's something about that lass in motion does strange things to a man.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: choucas09 on April 08, 2010, 04:52:23 AM
Speaking as an old geezer this is my top totty. She'll be fifty next month. The fabbo Kristin Scott Thomas.

(http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc119/jage7/kristin-scott-thomas-20060428-12603.jpg)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Dmoney on April 08, 2010, 09:17:56 AM
Rachel from Countdown... haha!

the only good thing about Channel 4 HD
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: dave_mc on April 08, 2010, 12:18:01 PM
and, an odd one. Since there's little to do before work of a morning, I started watching "Ninja Warrior" on whichever TV graveyard it's on. Sometimes, it's a Women's Edition, or, in fact, a different show (Kunoichi) marketed under the same name for us gaijin.

And if it is, well, by god, there's a strong chance Ayako Miyake will be on it. I'm having trouble finding decent pics of her at present, and even in the best of them, she's a little "odd" looking, but I tell ye, there's something about that lass in motion does strange things to a man.

hehe, indeed. rie komiya, too.

EDIT: and susan coffey, posted by mark, does appear to be made of unadulterated win.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: FernandoDuarte on April 09, 2010, 12:08:57 AM
The fabbo Kristin Scott Thomas.

What a lovely face! That's what I like on girls: vivid eyes, thin nose and juicy lips :D
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Afghan Dave on April 09, 2010, 01:41:48 AM
...juicy lips :D

 :? Steady.....  :D
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: FernandoDuarte on April 09, 2010, 02:00:33 AM
You damn filthy burger! :lol:
So bad to not have full domain of the language :?
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Roobubba on April 09, 2010, 11:29:12 AM
You damn filthy burger! :lol:
So bad to not have full domain of the language :?

Just insert the word 'turd' before 'burger' (and optionally replace burger with burglar), and you're doing just fine ;)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: FernandoDuarte on April 09, 2010, 03:30:54 PM
:)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Philly Q on April 14, 2010, 01:38:50 AM
Ooooh..... Billie Piper with glasses and wild hair.  Yum.

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/04/13/article-0-091E7EA3000005DC-853_224x562.jpg)(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/04/13/article-0-091E7EB6000005DC-442_224x562.jpg)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: horsehead on April 14, 2010, 05:46:22 AM
sorry billie piper...or Kristen stewart....& I don't like kristen stewart
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Afghan Dave on April 14, 2010, 02:49:11 PM
(http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/500/27575269/Marina++the+Diamonds+marina.jpg)

+

(https://www.cupidboutique.com/store/images/Ball-Gag_SE2740-00-2-t-.jpg)

=

(http://www.dianelebow.com/wp-content/gallery/afghanistan/Happy%20one-legged%20Afghan%20man.JPG)


Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Philly Q on April 14, 2010, 02:52:41 PM
 :lol: :lol:

Is that the girls-best-friends girl?
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Afghan Dave on April 14, 2010, 02:56:54 PM
Marina & the Diamonds

+

Ball Gag

=

A Happy Afghan....

Simples.  :D
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Lew on April 14, 2010, 05:11:33 PM
(http://www.the-medium-is-not-enough.com/assets_c/2009/06/karen_gillan_01_1024-thumb-480x360-3277.jpg)

I would have been watching Dr.Who anyway.... but now I wont miss it
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: dave_mc on April 14, 2010, 07:21:46 PM
Marina & the Diamonds

+

Ball Gag

=

A Happy Afghan....

Simples.  :D

= a Happy Afghan on the sex offenders' register, maybe...

o_O
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: shobet on April 14, 2010, 07:55:04 PM


= a Happy Afghan on the sex offenders' register, maybe...

o_O

I'm not sure they allow multiple entries?
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: dave_mc on April 14, 2010, 08:03:23 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol:

I was thinking of saying something like that but thought it was too rude. I'll happily laugh when someone else says it, though :lol:
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Afghan Dave on April 14, 2010, 08:03:35 PM
(http://www.dianelebow.com/wp-content/gallery/afghanistan/Happy%20one-legged%20Afghan%20man.JPG)

"Based on midweek data I hope for a number 1 on this weeks UK Sex offenders Chart "

I'm not sure they allow multiple entries?

She didn't, that's how I made the register!  :lol:
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: dave_mc on April 14, 2010, 08:04:16 PM
:lol:
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Philly Q on April 14, 2010, 08:57:24 PM
"Based on midweek data I hope for a number 1 on this weeks UK Sex offenders Chart "

 :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: dave_mc on April 14, 2010, 08:59:21 PM
to afghan's edit: zomg... o_O :lol:
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Prawnik on April 15, 2010, 09:57:04 AM
She didn't, that's how I made the register!  :lol:

Ok there, Cowboy!
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: _tom_ on April 15, 2010, 10:42:48 AM
:lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: horsehead on April 16, 2010, 08:02:17 AM
was the simples in the meerkat voice?

I think this was posted earlier...Doctor Who got sexy!
(http://media.nowpublic.net/images//97/9/979193a8cb401c54fde119f43fd23e31.jpg)
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: MrBump on April 16, 2010, 10:01:05 AM
^ Yeah, she would get my vote.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: _tom_ on April 16, 2010, 01:06:34 PM
That new Dr Who girl is very nice indeed.
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: dheim on April 18, 2010, 04:23:26 PM
(http://i.realone.com/assets/rn/img/6/1/0/5/11135016-11135019-large.jpg)

Imogen Heap

she's not the prettiest girl around but i love her anyway... :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKZsZkH_MJc&NR=1
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: AndyR on April 19, 2010, 01:15:08 PM
was the simples in the meerkat voice?

I think this was posted earlier...Doctor Who got sexy!
(http://media.nowpublic.net/images//97/9/979193a8cb401c54fde119f43fd23e31.jpg)

That's from Dr Who??!!!

I saw the 1st episode, I already prefer the new man to young Mr Tennant, and the young lady is quite nice as well, but we've missed the others due to more pressing engagements...

BUT... if this is what we've been missing, then perhaps Mrs R can go to the theatre by herself next weekend! :lol:
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: Lew on April 19, 2010, 01:23:56 PM
Andy, make friends with iplayer!

She is really stunning and the new series of Dr.Who is effin great so far. Matt Smith is a bucket of fun, much more so than the dreary housewives wet dream David Tennant
Title: Re: Crushes
Post by: nfe on April 19, 2010, 03:06:46 PM
Is that actually from an upcoming episode? It's certainly not from one so far, the Daily Mail will be going bananas. They've already had a tirade about sexing up Dr Who with her outrageous miniskirt in episode one, you know, when she's positively overdressed compared to the bulk of the Doctor's 60's and 70's companions  :lol: