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At The Back => The Dressing Room => Topic started by: horsehead on February 17, 2009, 08:45:22 AM
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OK now I've just realised that I've kinda..maybe...sorta gotta crush on Katy Perry. Yes the music is cheesy, but she's making me feel funny down there. It must be the slight retro pin-up thing.
Also I sorta have a crush on Liza Tarbuck...don't know why!
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Ha ha!
It's Alesha Dixon for me :oops:
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which part was the HA HA for?
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Kate Beckinsale for me :D
And for some reason, Lady GAGA, and I really don't know why :lol:
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Lisa Tarbuck! :o She would $% you to death!!! Mind you I'm thinking that's what you like :lol: :lol:
I can see where your coming from though and I wouldn't throw her out of bed for farting, which I'm sure she does many!
Ok, Denise Van Outen has always been a firm favorite of mine. Did you see her recently in the Morrisons adverts on the telly? I think she looks better now than ever.
Emily Maitlis on BBC News. She was the only reason I watched BBC London News a few years back, she looked amazing on there. She had her own fanboy websites with lots of piccies! Her boots, oh man her boots, her legs, the woman is Alpha Female No1!! 8)
Isobel Lang, sky weather girl, lovely red head.
Georgie Thompson, Sky Sports News...check this pic out!!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v515/bloodylamer/bar-stewardly-photos/0505/album56/georgie-thompson01200701.jpg
Sarah Parrish. Phroarww!!
Vanessa Upton, she was an uber bitch, always in Loaded in the 90's
Aleshia Dixon, yes she looks incredible, she comes from a town quite near me. I hear she's single and looking for a man. PDT_009
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Aleshia Dixon is from Welwyn Garden City I think. I sat behind her once at my old school (her sister was in the same year as my younger brother) during some performance. She's incredibly thin, very confident too.
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Aleshia Dixon is from Welwyn Garden City I think. I sat behind her once at my old school (her sister was in the same year as my younger brother) during some performance. She's incredibly thin, very confident too.
Your nearer to her than me!! She has some serious hot thighs! Yes she is very confident, which would explain why she is single, she scares us all off!
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which part was the HA HA for?
Lisa Tarbuck :lol: Just not my cup of tea!
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Don't worry mate, I won't be pinching Aleisha from you
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I wish!!! :lol:
If we all liked the same thing it would be a boring world :)
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It's all about Avril Lavigne and Hayley Williams tbh :P
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Hazel Irvine, Dr Alice Roberts, the young Judy Garland (see Meet Me in St Louis), Judy Garland's daughter Liza (see "Maybe this time" in Cabaret - phwoar!!), the Lily Allen pic that Philly posted a while back...
I could go on, and on, and on...
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Sheridan Smith - Janet from Two pints of Lager, I'm a sucker for women with low cut tops.
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OK now I've just realised that I've kinda..maybe...sorta gotta crush on Katy Perry. Yes the music is cheesy, but she's making me feel funny down there. It must be the slight retro pin-up thing.
Errm... Me too... She just has that certain something that puts a fire in my loins. :?
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Christina Ricci, Lily Allen (I hate myself for that one), Gillian Kearney (currently on Casualty, I think) and Katherine Parkinson (from The IT Crowd, although she looks bloody awful in The Old Guys). And Meryl Streep. Yes, Meryl Streep.
Katy Perry has a certain something, but she's too tall and all the media exposure is making her increasingly irritating.
Agreed with earlier comments re Alesha Dixon, Emily Maitlis and Liza Tarbuck!
Lady GaGa looks like a tranny.
Judy Garland (see Meet Me in St Louis), Judy Garland's daughter Liza (see "Maybe this time" in Cabaret - phwoar!!
Speaking of actresses who appeal chiefly to gay men :| ......
Barbra Streisand is super hot in What's Up Doc (1972). No really, she is. Just in that one film.
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If we all liked the same thing it would be a boring world :)
We might get some decent metal in the charts though! ;)
I know very well what horsehead means about lisa tarbuck, though she wouldn't be my first choice for a thread such as this.
edit: should perhaps go into details with some suggestions then:
Sandrine Bonnaire, Ryoko Hirosue - nothing like French film direction to imply sexiness!
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Sheridan Smith....oh my! She does funny things to me
(http://i27.tinypic.com/29xyfbo_th.gif)
Also known as Lucie Miller the 8th doctor's companion...
I just got geeky didn't I
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i too remember being strangely attracted to Lisa Tarbuck when she used to do breakfast tv. she just has a sexiness about her which a lot of these skinny plastic chested women will never even come close to!
Christina Ricci also floats my boat :)
i have another crush, but she's not famous or anything, so i'll keep that one to myself :oops:
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i have another crush, but she's not famous or anything, so i'll keep that one to myself :oops:
+1
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Sheridan Smith....oh my! She does funny things to me
(http://i27.tinypic.com/29xyfbo_th.gif)
YEEEEEEEEEEEES!
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Katy Perry has a certain something, but she's too tall and all the media exposure is making her increasingly irritating.
too tall!!! - no such thing :)
she is irrating, one of those to watch on mute with some metal playing instead
i like the way she is styled, the pin-up thing does do it for me.
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katy perry
lily allen
kate beckinsale
vikki blows
hayley williams
gemma arterton
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Sheridan Smith....oh my! She does funny things to me
(http://i27.tinypic.com/29xyfbo_th.gif)
YEEEEEEEEEEEES!
+1!
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There's a weather presenter on BBC South called Reham Khan, she's pretty tasty :)
Did have a thing for Cameron Diaz, but since she started dating that little irritating eunuch, the magic has gone :(
Roo
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Drew Barrymore anyone?
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Drew Barrymore anyone?
Not at all :( Never saw the fascination there tbh...
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Drew Barrymore anyone?
Oh +1, On on of the Charlie's Angels films where she's in the racing jumpsuit(Not as strange as it sounds, believe me), boobs galore.
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For me a touch of the exotic or latina
Salma Hayek, Penelope Cruz or her sister Monica Cruz
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/01/16/article-1119322-02FE4C07000005DC-861_468x673.jpg)
Kate Beckinsdale, Ann Hathaway, Liz Hurley (as seen in Austin Powers) for that English Rose look
Still like Catherine Zeta Jones too
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Drew Barrymore anyone?
She's nice, but she has a weird chin. In profile she looks like Mr Punch.
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Drew Barrymore anyone?
She's nice, but she has a weird chin. In profile she looks like Mr Punch.
:headphones1: :twisted:
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ashley tisdale
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cristina scabbia's pretty cute...
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cristina scabbia's pretty cute...
+1 there!
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:)
i wouldn't really say i have any celebrity crushes, i mean if you look at famous women a lot of them are pretty cute. they're probably really annoying though (not that you'd have much of a chance anyway)... e.g. avril lavigne.
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So far, its a big +1 for Christina Ricci and Alesha Dixon. Sheridan Smith also very nice !
Thanks for the suggestions, all are nice . I did not even know who Alesha Dixon and Sheridan Smith were , till I read this thread.
Also Daniela Denby-Ashe makes me want to give her a big cuddle . :)
As also noted there are so many others too...
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Julie-anne Moore is very nice too
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I've always had a soft spot for Ashley Judd. Lovely lady.
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Anne Widdicombe
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i wouldn't really say i have any celebrity crushes, i mean if you look at famous women a lot of them are pretty cute. they're probably really annoying though (not that you'd have much of a chance anyway)... e.g. avril lavigne.
"Not that you'd have MUCH of a chance". :lol: :lol: . Let's face it, we would all have NO chance.
(I didn't mean that personally, Dave! :wink: )
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Apologies gentlemen-Mrs 38th was trying to be funny and took advantage whilst I had to take a phone call.
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:lol:
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Anne Widdicombe
PDT_007
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i wouldn't really say i have any celebrity crushes, i mean if you look at famous women a lot of them are pretty cute. they're probably really annoying though (not that you'd have much of a chance anyway)... e.g. avril lavigne.
"Not that you'd have MUCH of a chance". :lol: :lol: . Let's face it, we would all have NO chance.
(I didn't mean that personally, Dave! :wink: )
Man.. I'm a sensitive sexual predator...
Since I've stopped smoking and got buff I'm scared of leaving a trail of broken hearts when I take out the trash.
I'm so sexy I even play with myself!
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i wouldn't really say i have any celebrity crushes, i mean if you look at famous women a lot of them are pretty cute. they're probably really annoying though (not that you'd have much of a chance anyway)... e.g. avril lavigne.
"Not that you'd have MUCH of a chance". :lol: :lol: . Let's face it, we would all have NO chance.
(I didn't mean that personally, Dave! :wink: )
Man.. I'm a sensitive sexual predator...
Since I've stopped smoking and got buff I'm scared of leaving a trail of broken hearts when I take out the trash.
I'm so sexy I even play with myself!
:lol:!!!
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They're usually too ______. One thing or another. I have recently started birdwatching in films though, and traffic.
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Be careful birdwatching in traffic, Will!
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Apologies gentlemen-Mrs 38th was trying to be funny and took advantage whilst I had to take a phone call.
Really? And there was me thinking you were having a moment of clarity! :wink:
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Be careful birdwatching in traffic, Will!
When I was in a skip lorry (yeah classy wheels eh, but it makes it more funny) I was always up and down Fitzjohns Avenue in Hampstead, as we had a lot of on going jobs in the area. That street is supposed to be the worst in the country for school run traffic and 4x4's but with it came the beauty of upper crust mothers taking their cherished darlings to the many private schools that can be found in and around this fine street. The sound of a diesel engine being thrashed to death to get its weight up the hill in the street, i've thought is an irresistible signal to women of this ilk, to try and catch a glimps of the hairy, stinking, filthy working class scumbag behind the wheel! So scan the horizon, pick your most likely 'glimpser' and meet her glimps with a grin that would put the Chesire Cat to shame! Very funny way of dealing with the chaos of around you and if i'm honest 40% would smile back and double take. I never had to worry about hitting the motor in front of me up the arse as the lorry would only be going at a snails pace. :lol:
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Man.. I'm a sensitive sexual predator...
Since I've stopped smoking and got buff I'm scared of leaving a trail of broken hearts when I take out the trash.
I'm so sexy I even play with myself!
o_O
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Amy Acker, Scarlett Johanson, Natalie Portman...
For the most part, lassies that my lady has pointed out as being hot rather than the bound and gagged starlets of gentleman's cinema that I would have to reference, otherwise.
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Amy Acker, Scarlett Johanson, Natalie Portman...
For the most part, lassies that my lady has pointed out as being hot rather than the bound and gagged starlets of gentleman's cinema that I would have to reference, otherwise.
Yes, Scarlett is nice ( and likes /sings Tom Waits songs ! ) - and I forgot to mention Sarah Michelle-Gellar, as I love a cute nose - and some of the nice portrait photos of her are sweet.
Exhibit A: A cute nose and rather endearing eyes ...
(http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u135/Fourth_Feline/Sarah-Michelle-Gellar-164-1.jpg)
Ditto for Audrey Tatou :
(http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u135/Fourth_Feline/AudreyTautou.jpg)
From the 'good old days' it would have to be Vivienne Leigh and Audrey Hepburn. :)
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The lass who I'm currently seeing. What do I win? :)
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I went out in Hereford a while back and it was FULL of fit women. Went to a cr@ppy little club (Jailhouse I think) and it was full of lovelies.
I'd recommend it to anyone (who isn't married like I am :() Nice to look at, but bloody frustrating not being able to ruin any of them.
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Yes, Scarlett is nice ( and likes /sings Tom Waits songs ! )
Have you heard her interpretations of Tom Waits songs? I REALLY didn't like the ones I listened to.
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The lass who I'm currently seeing. What do I win? :)
Contentment, bliss, happiness : - do you reallly need to win anything else ? :)
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Yes, Scarlett is nice ( and likes /sings Tom Waits songs ! )
Have you heard her interpretations of Tom Waits songs? I REALLY didn't like the ones I listened to.
To be honest , I dared not even listen to her cover versions Ian, for I had guessed that she murders them ( sorry Scarlett ). It was just refreshing to think of 'one of the beautiful people' actually liking Tom Waits as much as I do.
Crystal Gale did some lovely renditions ( that Tom wrote for her ) on the soundtrack of 'One From The Heart' - and who can forget the magic pairing of Bette Midler and Tom Waits on the song 'I Never Talk To Strangers' .
Oh to have dinner with Scarlett and discuss the Waits back catalogue eh ? ... :wink:
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how could i have forgotten to mention the lovely "cascada" earlier...
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+1 on audrey tautou there, good call :)
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Yes, Scarlett is nice ( and likes /sings Tom Waits songs ! )
Have you heard her interpretations of Tom Waits songs? I REALLY didn't like the ones I listened to.
To be honest , I dared not even listen to her cover versions Ian, for I had guessed that she murders them ( sorry Scarlett ). It was just refreshing to think of 'one of the beautiful people' actually liking Tom Waits as much as I do.
Crystal Gale did some lovely renditions ( that Tom wrote for her ) on the soundtrack of 'One From The Heart' - and who can forget the magic pairing of Bette Midler and Tom Waits on the song 'I Never Talk To Strangers' .
Oh to have dinner with Scarlett and discuss the Waits back catalogue eh ? ... :wink:
Really - don't listen to them if you still want to like her! One From The Heart is a good album but I must admit that I don't listen to it enough. My favourite Waits album at the moment is definitely Mule Variations - chock full of great stuff, Hold On being my favourite.
Back on topic I do have a crush on Vanessa Marcil. I'm not sure she would be happy if I tried serenading her with some Waits love songs. I could always try though.
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I wish to add Diva Zappa.
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My next door neighbor! Yes Afghan she is still here, the ex boyf is back though.
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pics or she never existed
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I wish to add Diva Zappa.
Predictably unpredictable - nice one NFE !
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I wish to add Diva Zappa.
Predictably unpredictable - nice one NFE !
I actually had no idea what she looked like till last night, when I had Ship To Late.... on, and though, I wonder what the other daughter looks like.
And it turns out she's substantially bonnier than her dad :lol:
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I wish to add Diva Zappa.
Predictably unpredictable - nice one NFE !
I actually had no idea what she looked like till last night, when I had Ship To Late.... on, and though, I wonder what the other daughter looks like.
And it turns out she's substantially bonnier than her dad :lol:
I didn't know what she looked like either. She's nice, but I actually think she looks more like Frank in some ways than either Dweezil or Ahmet do. She's got the Frank nose and chin. Stick a moustache and a little beard-thingy on her and it'd be freaky....
(http://pro.corbis.com/images/BE058126.jpg?size=67&uid=%7B2EE1B8EB-EC2A-400D-B767-C938E0433442%7D)
(http://freepages.genealogy.rootsweb.ancestry.com/~tdowling/images3/divaZappa.jpg)(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/10/13138058_211df9522c.jpg?v=0)
(http://cricketfeet.com/casting/projects/lilydidit/headshots/divazappaaslilysnemesis.jpg)(http://blogs.laweekly.com/style_council/diva.jpeg)
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pics or she never existed
You want me to take photos of my neighbor??? That would look great if it backfired wouldn't it! :lol:
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Too many to mention, but I am always impressed by women who play instruments (other than the trouser flute - though they impress me a lot too!). Also I tend to like brunettes more than blondes (though if one of them is laid down in front of me naked I won't refuse it [this statement stated me on my way to my first divorce]). In no particular order (and missing many out), Jean Millington - from the US all woman rock band Fanny, Nancy Wilson from Heart, Kate Bush (one wonders what hers is like!), Judie Tzuke, Susanna Hoffs, Joan Jett, Natalie Imbruglia, Cristina Scabbia, Sally Hope, Kate Bekinsale, Penelope Cruz, Ruth Renolds and probably more than any of the others Kathy Lloyd.
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Don't get diva zappa..more understand the sheridan smith one..well in that earlier pic
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You want me to take photos of my neighbor??? That would look great if it backfired wouldn't it! :lol:
haha, there's a cr@ppy teen comedy in there somewhere... :D
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Too many to mention, but I am always impressed by women who play instruments (other than the trouser flute - though they impress me a lot too!). Also I tend to like brunettes more than blondes (though if one of them is laid down in front of me naked I won't refuse it [this statement stated me on my way to my first divorce]). In no particular order (and missing many out), Jean Millington - from the US all woman rock band Fanny, Nancy Wilson from Heart, Kate Bush (one wonders what hers is like!), Judie Tzuke, Susanna Hoffs, Joan Jett, Natalie Imbruglia, Cristina Scabbia, Sally Hope, Kate Bekinsale, Penelope Cruz, Ruth Renolds and probably more than any of the others Kathy Lloyd.
Interesting point about the muso bit Phil,
I was doing some revison of nicely executed Jazz ballads on 'You Tube' last night, and I naturally ended up watching some Dianne Krall. Not a woman I would have in my absolute 'top ten' for physical attractiveness alone , but her knowledge, presentaion - and the fact she is 'easy on the eye' - would ( for me ) make a compelling choice of companion for a weekend's 'exploration'. If I see a pretty face, I enjoy it - but see a pretty face on a musician and I absolutely melt... :)
It's like singer songwriter/ musician Gretchen Peters, not an obvious choice of 'crush' - but I can imagine that having had a chance to take her out to dinner and listen to narratives about her well observed songs / arrangements - I would probably come away 'all of a flutter'.
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Marisa Tomei
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Marisa Tomei
+1 - she looks great.
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Doesn't she strip in The Wrestler?
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Doesn't she strip in The Wrestler?
Yeah, I've been waiting to see that for like 10 years :O)
Was not disappointed in any way!!
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When I was younger it was Suzanne Dando...
Actually, she's still pretty hot...
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Doesn't she strip in The Wrestler?
Yeah, I've been waiting to see that for like 10 years :O)
Was not disappointed in any way!!
You've been waiting to see The Wrestler for 10 years?
............oh wait, I get it :lol:
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I really like Marisa Tomei too, but for one problem, she looks very like my first wife. They are both Italian American brunettes, slim, great figures...... So the problem is this - will she behave like my first wife!
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I like Gwyneth Paltrow. And that's all I'm going to include in this thread.
For now.
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I like Gwyneth Paltrow. And that's all I'm going to include in this thread.
For now.
No Nigella? :(
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I like Gwyneth Paltrow. And that's all I'm going to include in this thread.
For now.
No Nigella? :(
My goodness, you're absolutely right ! How could we have forgotten Nigella ! :D
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I really like Marisa Tomei too, but for one problem, she looks very like my first wife. They are both Italian American brunettes, slim, great figures...... So the problem is this - will she behave like my first wife!
I wouldn't worry too much, Phil, unless she moves in next door and craves your body. :wink:
Has anyone mentioned Kate Garraway?
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I really like Marisa Tomei too, but for one problem, she looks very like my first wife. They are both Italian American brunettes, slim, great figures...... So the problem is this - will she behave like my first wife!
I wouldn't worry too much, Phil, unless she moves in next door and craves your body. :wink:
Has anyone mentioned Kate Garraway?
Kate who? :P
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Kate who?
Kate Winslet!
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I like Gwyneth Paltrow. And that's all I'm going to include in this thread.
For now.
No Nigella? :(
My goodness, you're absolutely right ! How could we have forgotten Nigella ! :D
Gwyneth and Nigella are both lovey but I suspect Nigella would tell us to 'Turn that bloody racket down' and we can't have that can we! :lol:
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I like Gwyneth Paltrow. And that's all I'm going to include in this thread.
For now.
No Nigella? :(
My goodness, you're absolutely right ! How could we have forgotten Nigella ! :D
Gwyneth and Nigella are both lovey but I suspect Nigella would tell us to 'Turn that bloody racket down' and we can't have that can we! :lol:
Not before she mentions how the ear wax is 'oozing, soft and juicy' from her ear...
:D
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I like Gwyneth Paltrow. And that's all I'm going to include in this thread.
For now.
No Nigella? :(
My goodness, you're absolutely right ! How could we have forgotten Nigella ! :D
Gwyneth and Nigella are both lovey but I suspect Nigella would tell us to 'Turn that bloody racket down' and we can't have that can we! :lol:
Not before she mentions how the ear wax is 'oozing, soft and juicy' from her ear...
:D
ROTFPMSL!! :lol: :lol:
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No Nigella? :(
milftastic :P
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Kate who?
Kate Winslet!
Beckinsale!
The 15 seconds of her in the new Underworld almost made that piece of cr@p worth it.
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Kate Garraway
(http://www.zootoday.com/pub/21publish/g/girls/Kate_Garraway.jpg)
Nigella
(http://www.celebchefs.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/nigella2.jpg)
Sarah Beeny anyone?
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Kate who?
Kate Winslet!
Beckinsale!
The 15 seconds of her in the new Underworld almost made that piece of cr@p worth it.
Err...Kate Beckinsale isn't in the new Underworld movie
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Err...Kate Beckinsale isn't in the new Underworld movie
Well she's listed as being in the cast on IMDB. Maybe it's a very small 15 second cameo!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0834001/fullcredits#cast
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When Kate Garroway was having some building work done around 4 years back, she had a bun in the oven at the time too, (yes I know where she lives! :lol:) I did around 5 skip exchanges there. Not that much of a fan to be honest and the mongy 'news' program she works on starts when I'm already at work.
I used to knock on a few famous folks doors when I was dispatch riding too...
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Sarah Beeny anyone?
Yeah, the Beeny has a certain je ne sais quoi.
And another one.... Mariella Frostrup. She was on BBC Breakfast this morning. Lovely! :)
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Kirsty Wark is still hanging in there, she was lovely years back.
I used to like Kate Silverton, but I bet she is a bulldozing ball crushing nightmare!
I used to go out with a flautist about 3 years back, so i can agree with the post about woman musicians being a turn on. She was lovely and that's without me mentioning what alternative uses she could do with her vibrato technique! :lol:
Christine Bleakly on the one show is a nice girl.
Julia Bradbury from watch dog looks like a bit of a handful! I saw her on a holiday program on Thailand and she had her bikini on. Ahem.
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Julia Bradbury from watch dog looks like a bit of a handful! I saw her on a holiday program on Thailand and she had her bikini on. Ahem.
You probably had your eyes elsewhere, but has she still got hairy arms? I was always slightly repelled, yet strangely fascinated, by Julia Bradbury's hairy arms.... :?
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I like Gwyneth Paltrow. And that's all I'm going to include in this thread.
For now.
No Nigella? :(
Nothing wrong with a threesome.
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I like Gwyneth Paltrow. And that's all I'm going to include in this thread.
For now.
No Nigella? :(
Nothing wrong with a threesome.
That's more like it PDT_003
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Christine Bleakly on the one show is a nice girl.
despite having the annoying east belfast/bangor/newtownards accent... :lol:
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Julia Bradbury from watch dog looks like a bit of a handful! I saw her on a holiday program on Thailand and she had her bikini on. Ahem.
You probably had your eyes elsewhere, but has she still got hairy arms? I was always slightly repelled, yet strangely fascinated, by Julia Bradbury's hairy arms.... :?
:lol: No I gave up that sort of thing when I was into Sarah Greene on Blue Peter!
Yes well spotted she does have hairy arms. I think she may be Jewish. A lot Jewish girls can be hairy as one of rocks more out there specialists wrote about in one of his many, many songs;
I want a hairy little jewish princess
With a brand new nose, who knows where it goes
I want a steamy little jewish princess
With over-worked gums, who squeaks when she cums
I dont want no troll
I just want a yemenite hole
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Julia Bradbury from watch dog looks like a bit of a handful! I saw her on a holiday program on Thailand and she had her bikini on. Ahem.
You probably had your eyes elsewhere, but has she still got hairy arms? I was always slightly repelled, yet strangely fascinated, by Julia Bradbury's hairy arms.... :?
:lol: No I gave up that sort of thing when I was into Sarah Greene on Blue Peter!
Yes well spotted she does have hairy arms. I think she may be Jewish. A lot Jewish girls can be hairy as one of rocks more out there specialists wrote about in one of his many, many songs;
I want a hairy little jewish princess
With a brand new nose, who knows where it goes
I want a steamy little jewish princess
With over-worked gums, who squeaks when she cums
I dont want no troll
I just want a yemenite hole
ROTFLMAO
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Good ole Frank :D
(Actually it's the only album of his I've got...)
Anyway, I quite like hairy, nothing wrong with hairy as far as I'm concerned...
All that fuss when Julia Roberts stopped shaving her arm pits - I was more upset when she started shaving em again :lol:
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Good ole Frank :D
(Actually it's the only album of his I've got...)
Anyway, I quite like hairy, nothing wrong with hairy as far as I'm concerned...
All that fuss when Julia Roberts stopped shaving her arm pits - I was more upset when she started shaving em again :lol:
I wonder where this is going to go? PDT_037
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Good ole Frank :D
(Actually it's the only album of his I've got...)
Anyway, I quite like hairy, nothing wrong with hairy as far as I'm concerned...
All that fuss when Julia Roberts stopped shaving her arm pits - I was more upset when she started shaving em again :lol:
I wonder where this is going to go? PDT_037
I'll give you a clue, it starts with telecaster, and ends with bum sex. :D
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Good ole Frank :D
(Actually it's the only album of his I've got...)
I've got at least 50 of 'em.... but I can't remember which one that's on.
(pointedly ignoring Roo comment)
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[And another one.... Mariella Frostrup. She was on BBC Breakfast this morning. Lovely! :)
You weren't in Coupling by any chance were you Philly :D
I have a new one from watching Death Race last night - Natalie Martinez - and Joan Allen was looking pretty hot in it too (even though she is a bit old for me 8) )
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Good ole Frank :D
(Actually it's the only album of his I've got...)
I've got at least 50 of 'em.... but I can't remember which one that's on.
(pointedly ignoring Roo comment)
Actually, aside from the telecaster jibe, I think Roo's probably right - I seem to recall the catchy lyrics "I'm gonna ram it, ram it up your poop tube..." :lol:
(I think that one was on "Broken Hearts are for @rseholes")
Dammit, I'm gonna have to get off the sofa, go in the other room, reach up to the boxes on top the wardrobe and get the album out now :roll:
It's Sheik Yerbouti...
EDIT: Yer, it's from Broken hearts are for @rseholes... Bobby Brown is pretty funny too, as is Dancing Fool - I must listen to this album again soon....
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Good ole Frank :D
(Actually it's the only album of his I've got...)
Anyway, I quite like hairy, nothing wrong with hairy as far as I'm concerned...
All that fuss when Julia Roberts stopped shaving her arm pits - I was more upset when she started shaving em again :lol:
I wonder where this is going to go? PDT_037
I'll give you a clue, it starts with telecaster, and ends with bum sex. :D
Now now, Roo, must we engage in another Tele orgy? PDT_004
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Good ole Frank :D
(Actually it's the only album of his I've got...)
I've got at least 50 of 'em.... but I can't remember which one that's on.
(pointedly ignoring Roo comment)
I have them all because I am an ultra geek. 70 something I think, altogether.
Off the top of my head, Jewish Princess is on at least, Sheik Yerbouti and Have I Offended Someone.
If there was one man I could have a cup of tea and a banter with, it would be FZ.
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I'm afraid my collection is limited to Uncle Meat and the Peaches En Regalia coin disk.
Though with the internet I do have the ability to access much more through streamed media (which is how I tend to listen to a lot of music.).
On topic I used to have a little thing for Freema Agyemen from Doctor Who.
Agreed on Sheriden Smith too (even if her name makes me think she's a bloke every time I hear it.).
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Susanah York
I used to have SUCH a crush on her when I was young.
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Good ole Frank :D
(Actually it's the only album of his I've got...)
I've got at least 50 of 'em.... but I can't remember which one that's on.
(pointedly ignoring Roo comment)
I have them all because I am an ultra geek. 70 something I think, altogether.
Off the top of my head, Jewish Princess is on at least, Sheik Yerbouti and Have I Offended Someone.
If there was one man I could have a cup of tea and a banter with, it would be FZ.
I went through a big frenzy of buying them because HMV had a massive sale and they were all cheap - this was when FZ was still alive and The Yellow Shark had just been released, I think. I still need to get most volumes of You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore and all the posthumous releases, plus a few random ones I didn't get at the time.
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I sang that verse of Jewish Princess traveling on the tube one night the worst for wear fro drink, it was pretty ffing funny as it goes! :lol:
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Good ole Frank :D
(Actually it's the only album of his I've got...)
Anyway, I quite like hairy, nothing wrong with hairy as far as I'm concerned...
You should have a listen to Joe's Garage, its hilarious!
So......Hirsute lasses eh! Does that extend to Gina, of 99 red balloons fame, armpits? :lol:
I knew this Canandian chick back in the 90's. She was a fuking looney and point blankly refused to shave anywhere, wear clothes that didn't have gaping holes in them, wash or brush her hair. Her legs were as hairy as mine and she would not leave me alone, always trying to get me into her lair, which was a squat in Hackney. I used to laugh at her and say no way lady. She pinned me against a wall at a party once and made me promise to ring her. I couldn't stop laughing and she went ballistic. I was off my face on vodka, beer, skunk and speed. So ran into the bedroom which was full of people, picked up an old acoustic guitar and jumped up and down on the bed singing and playing brown sugar! It worked! :lol:
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I played Bobby Brown (Goes Down) to a few people form work the other day. They said it was the funniest thing they had heard in a long time. It makes me chuckle every time I hear it.
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So ran into the bedroom which was full of people, picked up an old acoustic guitar and jumped up and down on the bed singing and playing brown sugar! It worked! :lol:
I think you need to define "it worked" there... it could mean so many things in this case :lol:
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So ran into the bedroom which was full of people, picked up an old acoustic guitar and jumped up and down on the bed singing and playing brown sugar! It worked! :lol:
I think you need to define "it worked" there... it could mean so many things in this case :lol:
She left me alone!!! :lol: :lol: It was the only thing i could think of, I'd already spotted this bashed up acoustic and under the influence my tiny mind came up with this ridiculous diversion tactic!
You should have seen the people's faces in the bedroom though, they were all really stoned and I was like a hyper maniac! :lol: Christ I was a bloody loony back then :roll:
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Christine Bleakly on the one show is a nice girl.
despite having the annoying east belfast/bangor/newtownards accent... :lol:
Hehe. how long do you think they had to train her to stop saying "Here bes me" and the like?
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Kate who?
Kate Winslet!
Beckinsale!
The 15 seconds of her in the new Underworld almost made that piece of cr@p worth it.
Err...Kate Beckinsale isn't in the new Underworld movie
Interesting. I guess you've seen it, and I was hallucinating.
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If your talking about Underworld: Rise of the Lycans, than it was Rhona Mitra not KAte Beckinsale mate.
(http://www.latexgirlshd.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/kate-rhona-catsuits.jpg)
Kate left, Rhona right
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Christine Bleakly on the one show is a nice girl.
despite having the annoying east belfast/bangor/newtownards accent... :lol:
Hehe. how long do you think they had to train her to stop saying "Here bes me" and the like?
haha, that's the worst thing, she's probably toning it down, too... :lol:
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If your talking about Underworld: Rise of the Lycans, than it was Rhona Mitra not KAte Beckinsale mate.
(http://www.latexgirlshd.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/kate-rhona-catsuits.jpg)
Kate left, Rhona right
Rhona Mitra is a fantastic looking woman, that photo does her no justice at all. :lol:
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^She was the first Lara Croft to be modeled into the original game. Apparently her Father is a plastic surgeon and gave her a an enhancement in the chest area :lol: No really I read it somewhere years back.
Yes she is a great looking woman.
Did any of you buy Loaded earlier this decade for the calenders photographed by Bob Carlos Clarke? They were incredible photos, sadly he took his own life a few years back. A real talent for taking pictures of incredible looking women in interesting situations. 8)
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If your talking about Underworld: Rise of the Lycans, than it was Rhona Mitra not KAte Beckinsale mate.
(http://www.latexgirlshd.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/kate-rhona-catsuits.jpg)
Kate left, Rhona right
I'm talking about Kate Beckinsale. Seriously man, she was in the film. Only for about 15 seconds. But she was in it.
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I used to like Kate Silverton, but I bet she is a bulldozing ball crushing nightmare!
I would well get into that! The ball crushing is part of her appeal!
I also like the girl who presents the news in Scotland in the morning, Catriona Shearer.
Keeley Hazel is bloody nice too!
Agreed on Anne Hathaway too, she just seems innocent.
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I really like Marisa Tomei too, but for one problem, she looks very like my first wife. They are both Italian American brunettes, slim, great figures...... So the problem is this - will she behave like my first wife!
That's a nice story. Well I could imagine that women of that type can be very cool (Marisa) or very bitchy (your #1?).
Anyways, Marisa is awesome and I always found her the best of all hollywood actresses. The fact that she strips hard in Wrestler was almost too good to be true.
I also like Natalie Portmann a lot by the way. She is my other crush :O)
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I've just remembered my other serious crush....Lisa Edelstein - Cuddy from House. MAbe there's a MILF thing going on, but OH BOY!
(http://l.yimg.com/img.tv.yahoo.com/tv/us/img/site/75/50/0000007550_20060920144110.jpg?y=626&sig=bIwG8aX7sz6eRQaTJwzfOA--)
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I've just remembered my other serious crush....Lisa Edelstein - Cuddy from House. MAbe there's a MILF thing going on, but OH BOY!
(http://l.yimg.com/img.tv.yahoo.com/tv/us/img/site/75/50/0000007550_20060920144110.jpg?y=626&sig=bIwG8aX7sz6eRQaTJwzfOA--)
She played a post-op trans-sexual in Ally McBeal, so that kinda detracts from what's come afterwards (if you'll forgive the shocking punnage).
Roo
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you watched Ally McBeal?
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you watched Ally McBeal?
All 5 series. Twice.
Despite this, AND the fact that she doesn't even let me buy more gear, I do still love my wife!
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she doesn't even let me buy more gear...
She's waiting for you to express an interest in a man's guitar Roo...
... then she'll probably buy guitars for you :D
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she doesn't even let me buy more gear...
She's waiting for you to express an interest in a man's guitar Roo...
... then she'll probably buy guitars for you :D
say...like a telecaster:)
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she doesn't even let me buy more gear...
She's waiting for you to express an interest in a man's guitar Roo...
... then she'll probably buy guitars for you :D
say...like a telecaster:)
:lol:
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Horsehead is there many women you don't have a crush on?
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Horsehead is there many women you don't have a crush on?
Horsehead is an 'equal opportunities employer' when it comes to pretty ladies ( most laudable :D ) .
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Horsehead is there many women you don't have a crush on?
Horsehead is an 'equal opportunities employer' when it comes to pretty ladies ( most laudable :D ) .
..ahh so you've met him then *L*
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I just like beautiful/interesting women
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I just like beautiful/interesting women
..I'd of said most women *L*
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I've just remembered my other serious crush....Lisa Edelstein - Cuddy from House. MAbe there's a MILF thing going on, but OH BOY!
(http://l.yimg.com/img.tv.yahoo.com/tv/us/img/site/75/50/0000007550_20060920144110.jpg?y=626&sig=bIwG8aX7sz6eRQaTJwzfOA--)
She played a post-op trans-sexual in Ally McBeal
She's got the jaw for it.
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(http://www.nikdaviesanthony.me.uk/images/nikki02.jpg)What a woman!!!!!!!!
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I like the exotic types!!!!!
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Certainly not a *L* moment for me..... :P
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(http://www.nikdaviesanthony.me.uk/images/nikki02.jpg)What a woman!!!!!!!!
Probably misunderstood due to poor punctuation. It was meant to read :
" What ! - a woman ? " . :mrgreen:
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nah preferred my way, no one had a crush on Mrs Overall then
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nah preferred my way, no one had a crush on Mrs Overall then
I'm hypoglceamic, I need Pastry.
Two Soups.
No!
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*L*
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Well since someone else went into Milf terratory before me....
Cook like an angel (Rachel Allen)
(http://www.rachelallen.co.uk/_assets/gallery/pic2.jpg)
Sing like an angel (Kate Rusby)
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2106/2077434827_b7c760c927_o.jpg)
Thats me happy.
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unless there's kids it ain't a milf matey....there's rules ya know;)
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unless there's kids it ain't a milf matey....there's rules ya know;)
I work with a kid who's 21 and he says any woman older than him counts as a milf - so that's just about anyone!
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I love milfs. When I was younger I always found milfs more appealing. When I was 23 I had a 36 year old or should I say she had me :wink:. Anyway it was mind blowing!!
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hmm, my first, er, experience, was with a divorcee :) had a shock one night when a guy came up to me in a club and introduced himself to me as her son! it was not a long conversation!
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unless there's kids it ain't a milf matey....there's rules ya know;)
...er yeah thats just wrong..at least you have the right first name
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Rachel Allen has 3 kids and I'm not sure about Kate but I'm 50% happy with my description.
:D :D :D
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Rachel Allen has 3 kids and I'm not sure about Kate but I'm 50% happy with my description.
:D :D :D
Is she the Irish lass with her own cooking program? 8)
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Is she the Irish lass with her own cooking program? 8)
8)
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Best.Thread.Ever
Natalie Portman
(http://www.ctendance.com/IMG/jpg/natalie_portman-2.jpg)
Shakira
(http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/Previews/Shakira-db23.jpg)
Vibeke Stene; Ex-Tristania
(http://www.nintendo-master.com/galerie/upload/data/b88209be93afa23b6b11c59b5fb794bf.jpg)
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hmm, my first, er, experience, was with a divorcee :) had a shock one night when a guy came up to me in a club and introduced himself to me as her son! it was not a long conversation!
LAUGH. MY. $%ING. ASS. OFF.
God that is the best thing I've heard before going to bed, I am glad you ended my day so humourously.
Thank you.
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I believe that if they're older but no kids, they're called cougars
but I maybe guessing :oops:
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hmm, my first, er, experience, was with a divorcee :) had a shock one night when a guy came up to me in a club and introduced himself to me as her son! it was not a long conversation!
Well I've got to relate..
It's last December late one Saturday night, I've just hit the pub for a few serious beers after visiting my mum in hospital... I'm STRESSED...
At the bar a rather forward older woman makes a suggestion that I find quite agreeable..
We jump in a cab and I can't keep my hands off her as she has an exceptionally tight fit body that she obviously looks after...
I'm going mental thinking just how physical this sex is going to be..
We literally fall through the door of her house on to each other and I've got a heat seeking missile about to launch when I see a girl of maybe 15/16 stood at the end of the hall saying...
"Mum.. who the f**k is this?"
I made my excuses and left... PDT_041 PDT_013 PDT_049
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hmm, my first, er, experience, was with a divorcee :) had a shock one night when a guy came up to me in a club and introduced himself to me as her son! it was not a long conversation!
Well I've got to relate..
It's last December late one Saturday night, I've just hit the pub for a few serious beers after visiting my mum in hospital... I'm STRESSED...
At the bar a rather forward older woman makes a suggestion that I find quite agreeable..
We jump in a cab and I can't keep my hands off her as she has an exceptionally tight fit body that she obviously looks after...
I'm going mental thinking just how physical this sex is going to be..
We literally fall through the door of her house on to each other and I've got a heat seeking missile about to launch when I see a girl of maybe 15/16 stood at the end of the hall saying...
"Mum.. who the f**k is this?"
I made my excuses and left... PDT_041 PDT_013 PDT_049
EPIC FAIL.
The opportunity for a mother/daughter combo? Man you missed out there!!
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hmm, my first, er, experience, was with a divorcee :) had a shock one night when a guy came up to me in a club and introduced himself to me as her son! it was not a long conversation!
Well I've got to relate..
It's last December late one Saturday night, I've just hit the pub for a few serious beers after visiting my mum in hospital... I'm STRESSED...
At the bar a rather forward older woman makes a suggestion that I find quite agreeable..
We jump in a cab and I can't keep my hands off her as she has an exceptionally tight fit body that she obviously looks after...
I'm going mental thinking just how physical this sex is going to be..
We literally fall through the door of her house on to each other and I've got a heat seeking missile about to launch when I see a girl of maybe 15/16 stood at the end of the hall saying...
"Mum.. who the f**k is this?"
I made my excuses and left... PDT_041 PDT_013 PDT_049
Brilliant, You did certainly miss an oppotunity there but that is just a cracking story...
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hmm, my first, er, experience, was with a divorcee :) had a shock one night when a guy came up to me in a club and introduced himself to me as her son! it was not a long conversation!
Well I've got to relate..
It's last December late one Saturday night, I've just hit the pub for a few serious beers after visiting my mum in hospital... I'm STRESSED...
At the bar a rather forward older woman makes a suggestion that I find quite agreeable..
We jump in a cab and I can't keep my hands off her as she has an exceptionally tight fit body that she obviously looks after...
I'm going mental thinking just how physical this sex is going to be..
We literally fall through the door of her house on to each other and I've got a heat seeking missile about to launch when I see a girl of maybe 15/16 stood at the end of the hall saying...
"Mum.. who the f**k is this?"
I made my excuses and left... PDT_041 PDT_013 PDT_049
EPIC FAIL.
The opportunity for a mother/daughter combo? Man you missed out there!!
Yeah... I thought about saying..
"I'll just finish with your mother and I'll be in to tuck you in in a minute" ...
But I think that sounds better in your head than saying it out loud + I'm a decent guy DEEP down.
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It's a class story Dave :D (I can just imagine my niece going "Mum... who the f**K is this?" :lol:)
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hmm, my first, er, experience, was with a divorcee :) had a shock one night when a guy came up to me in a club and introduced himself to me as her son! it was not a long conversation!
Well I've got to relate..
It's last December late one Saturday night, I've just hit the pub for a few serious beers after visiting my mum in hospital... I'm STRESSED...
At the bar a rather forward older woman makes a suggestion that I find quite agreeable..
We jump in a cab and I can't keep my hands off her as she has an exceptionally tight fit body that she obviously looks after...
I'm going mental thinking just how physical this sex is going to be..
We literally fall through the door of her house on to each other and I've got a heat seeking missile about to launch when I see a girl of maybe 15/16 stood at the end of the hall saying...
"Mum.. who the f**k is this?"
I made my excuses and left... PDT_041 PDT_013 PDT_049
Classic Dave, you should have just shagged her anyway. There is always this risk when going back to a newly pulled milfs house! Milfs compete with their daughters for notches on the bed post. I'm convinced! Once a mum has done her job and goes back on the market, they become insatiable and embarrass their kids without a care in the world.
I split from latest woman just in the new year. A lovely milf, with 3 grown up kids. One was still at home and he was 23! When ever i was there he was too. So she would tell him to $% off out for the day!
She had more going for her than her moody overweight 28 year old daughter. She was 48 a size 8 and had tits that most 25 year olds would covert! She could cook, I mean really top notch meals. Its just she lived miles away and had a 6'5 mental ex husband who was stalking her so the appeal soon wore off, know what i mean! :lol:
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my wife's ex-husband was a bouncer.....that 1st meeting after she left didn't go so well.
There's still blood on the pavement...
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and teeth
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^ :lol: :lol: :lol:
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yes, yes...I'm a gummer
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shite... Have you seen Lily Allen recently?
I'd hit THAT!!!
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Threadnomancy! Back, vile creature of the dark!
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Don't you dare say that about Lily!!!
Them be fightin' words... Rrrr
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I'd hit her as well ;)
Though not at the same time, obviously... :oops:
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I'd hit her as well ;)
Though not at the same time, obviously... :oops:
We could sing to her.....
"I would walk one thousand miles....." :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Lily is lovely, despite being incredibly annoying.
Which is better than the rest of the new crop of divas/girlie pop stars, who can only manage the incredibly annoying bit (exception: Katy Perry).
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:lol:
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Lily is lovely, despite being incredibly annoying.
Which is better than the rest of the new crop of divas/girlie pop stars, who can only manage the incredibly annoying bit (exception: Katy Perry).
You are a man of fine taste... I salute you.
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Phwoar... well resurrected sir :D
I learnt a new phrase today from one of my junior colleagues:
"I wouldn't mind hanging out of the back of that..."
If I understood him correctly, I think it applies in this case
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On a scale of 1 to 10, I'd definately give her one :lol:
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I'm the unashamed sexual Threadnomancer!
Lovely stuff...
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Lily is lovely, despite being incredibly annoying
I agree, very pretty but she's always in the press slagging someone over nothing.
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Though not at the same time, obviously... :oops:
There's a High Five moment waiting to happen there then!
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Candy Dulfer
(http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o253/delta191/CandyDulfer.jpg)
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Though not at the same time, obviously... :oops:
There's a High Five moment waiting to happen there then!
More of a high-two moment, methinks.
Oh, and GREAT CALL on Candy Dulfer! phwoar!
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I'm still all for Gwyneth. Both long term and 'hanging out behind her'.
*cough*
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Here you go gents, a female musician that you may lust after.
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^ is that simon bradley in a wig?!?!?!?!?!?!?! :twisted:
Lily is lovely, despite being incredibly annoying.
Which is better than the rest of the new crop of divas/girlie pop stars, who can only manage the incredibly annoying bit (exception: Katy Perry).
that paloma faith song is really good. not sure if you're counting her, though, and she still might be annoying (i have no idea). :lol:
i'm not sure if taylor swift is annoying either, she's kinda so lame and tame that she's cool again, kinda thing. :lol:
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"he gets ready for a major flaming...."
Lily - very pretty but she's got a fat ar$e!
:lol:
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"he gets ready for a major flaming...."
Lily - very pretty but she's got a fat ar$e!
:lol:
Ahh...
As an proud tailgunner, I assure you that is part of her allure....
I wanna knock, knock, knock on her backdoor...
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And ride in on the waves.....
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"he gets ready for a major flaming...."
Lily - very pretty but she's got a fat ar$e!
:lol:
Ahh...
As an proud tailgunner, I assure you that is part of her allure....
I wanna knock, knock, knock on her backdoor...
I totally agree regarding her arse. One of her best features.
(But the "knocking on her backdoor" bit is way above my laddishness comfort level... :oops: )
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Candy Dulfer....that's a porn name waiting to happen!
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^ is that simon bradley in a wig?!?!?!?!?!?!?! :twisted:
Ha ha! I think it is!
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"I wouldn't mind hanging out of the back of that..."
This is the sort of thing I can imagine Alan Partridge saying trying to be one of the lads.
As far as ladies go Diane Lane still does it for me.
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"I wouldn't mind hanging out of the back of that..."
This is the sort of thing I can imagine Alan Partridge saying trying to be one of the lads.
:lol:
"Thats saaad!"
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^ is that simon bradley in a wig?!?!?!?!?!?!?! :twisted:
Ha ha! I think it is!
:D
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as noted earlier:
(http://i852.photobucket.com/albums/ab81/e0em/Top%2010/dianelane.jpg)
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"I wouldn't mind hanging out of the back of that..."
This is the sort of thing I can imagine Alan Partridge saying trying to be one of the lads.
:lol:
"Thats saaad!"
:lol:
Apparently it's a term in common use at the moment by a cricket team in Essex. I understand it's used mostly when members of the team are sitting on the boundary waiting to bat and a toothsome young filly appears, usually as a jogger or as an attendee at a wedding reception next door...
I hear there's another phrase, "you wouldn't bruise your b*ll*cks" on that...", that can be more appropriate, depending on the level of padding offered...
That one sounds a bit Alan Partridge too, if you ask me :lol:
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I hear there's another phrase, "you wouldn't bruise your b*ll*cks" on that...", that can be more appropriate, depending on the level of padding offered...
That one sounds a bit Alan Partridge too, if you ask me :lol:
:lol: Not forgetting the Partridge classic "I would love to have it off with her"
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haha, I have a feeling I'm going to be watching some Partridge later thanks to this thread :lol:
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haha, I have a feeling I'm going to be watching some Partridge later thanks to this thread :lol:
+1
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haha, I have a feeling I'm going to be watching some Partridge later thanks to this thread :lol:
+1
"back of the net!"
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haha, jackanackanory!
To get the thread back on topic, theres just something about Olivia in Fringe! Well I think so anyway..
(http://i42.tinypic.com/16bzh39.jpg)
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"back of the net!"
probably one too many, but "in off the red!" always made me laugh. :D
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have any of you guys seen the alan partridge ap for the iphone... almost made me want one - its basically the real life version of what happened in this thread
and just to join in
"oooh mince"
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"back of the net!"
probably one too many, but "in off the red!" always made me laugh. :D
:lol: Perhaps we need a Partridge thread. "Jurassic Park"
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"Butter my arse"
"Mine's a pint"
"Ooh Ladyboy!"
:P
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can we get this thread back on track please?
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OK - one for the 'anoraks'
What is the connection between Candy Dulfer and 'Lily'? In the musical sense....
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This is such a mans forum.
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This is such a mans forum.
Yeah, here we all are at the London BKP meet:
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_edDXclsnTdA/SQ64qdFwk_I/AAAAAAAAAk4/RfTscEvZcnI/s400/manowar1.jpg)
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OK - one for the 'anoraks'
What is the connection between Candy Dulfer and 'Lily'? In the musical sense....
a song?
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OK - one for the 'anoraks'
What is the connection between Candy Dulfer and 'Lily'? In the musical sense....
a song?
Candy Dulfer had a song with Lily in the title. I took a quick look earlier, can't remember what the song was caled though!
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have any of you guys seen the alan partridge ap for the iphone... almost made me want one - its basically the real life version of what happened in this thread
and just to join in
"oooh mince"
Yea, my mate got that app, never fails to provide a laugh :)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SfSQ3lQmJw&feature=related
Careful with the guitar part - a bit challenging.,...
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for me it would have to be this lady...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTbCxcyCRYY&feature=related
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SfSQ3lQmJw&feature=related
Careful with the guitar part - a bit challenging.,...
The guitarist is a bit challenged....... :lol:
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Oh ..... and this one.....
THE GEETAH!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFd9VdFC_90&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFd9VdFC_90&feature=related)
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Back when I was about 17 (and still now TBH): =http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sj_2XnjlQGs (http://=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sj_2XnjlQGs)
:drools:
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OK, slightly out of left-field, but.... Ruth Jones. She's a big lass but I think she's lovely.
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As a kid, it was Anita Pallenberg.
She probably wasn't all that much of a beauty, physically, but I loved her morbid allure.
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OK, slightly out of left-field, but.... Ruth Jones. She's a big lass but I think she's lovely.
cute...and apparently up for it
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OK, slightly out of left-field, but.... Ruth Jones. She's a big lass but I think she's lovely.
cute...and apparently up for it
Ruth, or Nessa? :lol:
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(http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/17095223/Lisa+Mitchell+lisa25.jpg)
I'm in love with Lisa Mitchell
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^same here!
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I do not have the faintest idea who she is, but she looks like she'd be fun.
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Am I getting 'cos I'm thinking she'd be too young for me....I think I'd run out of steam, after...oooooo...5 minutes?
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Good ole Frank :D
(Actually it's the only album of his I've got...)
I've got at least 50 of 'em.... but I can't remember which one that's on.
(pointedly ignoring Roo comment)
Sheik Yerboutie
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(http://cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/67/59/emma-watson.0.0.0x0.432x590.jpeg)
(http://cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/60/5/hayden-panettiere.0.0.0x0.320x426.jpeg)
:o :o :o
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Emma Watson - nice choice ;)
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Emma Watson - nice choice ;)
I can get on with her 'til she opens her mouth. Her voice drives me insane!
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cr@p actress as well. All the "harry potter kids" are imo
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has anyone mentioned cristina scabbia (lacuna coil)?
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/1f/Cristina_Scabbia.jpg)
(http://www.ugo.com/images/galleries/cristinascabbia_music/cristinascabbia1.jpg)
well, i'm doing it, by the way.
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^ I think i mentioned her ages ago in this thread. :D
I do not have the faintest idea who she is, but she looks like she'd be fun.
+1
she's a bit thin, though. (Naturally) Thin's nice, but unhealthily thin isn't. :(
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(http://cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/67/59/emma-watson.0.0.0x0.432x590.jpeg)
(http://cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/60/5/hayden-panettiere.0.0.0x0.320x426.jpeg)
:o :o :o
i'd take a cute intelligent brunette over a typical blond any day
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A couple of English Roses :D
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I was looking for a pic of Sharon Den Adel from Within Temptation and found this page... *wibble* :aww:
http://my.opera.com/emolasleira/blog/las-bellezas-del-metal (http://my.opera.com/emolasleira/blog/las-bellezas-del-metal)
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(http://cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/67/59/emma-watson.0.0.0x0.432x590.jpeg)
(http://cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/60/5/hayden-panettiere.0.0.0x0.320x426.jpeg)
:o :o :o
i'd take a cute intelligent brunette over a typical blond any day
Neither of them look at all like what I'd imagine "typical blonde" to mean, and both of them are pretty intelligent, switched on lassies, at least insofar as how they come across in interviews.
Emma Watson is starting to get pretty great.
Christina Scabbia however, without the aid of photoshop, wads of makeup and snazzy lighting, tends to be a touch of a let down :(
I'm chucking Amy Acker in, too.
(http://www.mondomagazine.net/tvvg/fred2.jpg)(http://io9.com/assets/resources/2008/04/amyacker.jpeg)
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I can't see Amy Acker as anyone other than as Dr Saunders now...it use to be Fred , but....sorry Dollhouse has taken over!
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Why can't I get KP out of my head ??!!!
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Dollhouse has taken over!
dollhouse is awesome
i quite like older women, i am quite taken with the character of Adelle DeWitt in it
(http://www.grrltv.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/dollhousedewitt.jpg)
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actually i dont think its to do with being older. my last real life crush was with a 20 year old who looked pretty similar.
i guess i am just a sucker for a classic looking brunette
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dollhouse is awesome
i quite like older women, i am quite taken with the character of Adelle DeWitt in it
Is that Olivia Williams? She's lovely. And she's only 40! :P
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Why can't I get KP out of my head ??!!!
If you'd seen her up close, you'd forget her pretty much straight off. Two guys from work have come back from T in the Park with loads of backstage photos, of which she's one, and, well, it's a let down.
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dollhouse is awesome
i quite like older women, i am quite taken with the character of Adelle DeWitt in it
Is that Olivia Williams? She's lovely. And she's only 40! :P
it is indeed... she just seems so much better in dollhouse so i went with that. yeah, shes about 40... and i am fast approaching 30 and trying to deny it ;)
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She's also in Rushmore, one of my favourite films.
And don't worry about 30, you don't really start falling to bits until you hit 40! :wink:
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speaking of katy perry, did you guys hear that she's suing some australian (i think) clothes designer called katie perry? For having the temerity to use her own name in her designs... :( I mean, katy perry isn't even her (the singer's) real name FFS... :lol:
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Yep- unbelievable. A bit like when Celine Dion tried to force Muse to stop using their name as she had a tour called The Muse. Pathetic.
Edit - on second thoughts it may have been Muse who tried to stop Celine Dion. Apparently they found her music completely offensive and didn't want to be associated with her, even by name.
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yeah, it's ridiculous. I thought katy perry was cool (well, as cool as a popstar can be) until i heard that.
Of course, it might be her record label and management forcing the suit rather than her.
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THe katy perry suing thing was been sort of been dis-proved (I think) I'm sure I read something that said she wasn't suing them anymore & it was paper talk
Yet again I've kinda got a thing for Miracle Laurie out of Dollhouse, the more natural sized lady in it
(http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/00xmaVs0Mb5Q6/340x.jpg)
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Olivia Williams is a babe :D
I nearly spoke to her by accident once, and got a big smile for it...
(We were walking past each other in the street, I thought I knew her, opened my mouth, or gestured, or something... then I realised why I knew her and obviously looked a bit embarrassed - I assume she realised what had just gone through my head, and that I wasn't about to start waffling at her, cos she just gave me a great big smile and we kept walking...)
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:lol:
The same sort of thing happened with me and Liz Hurley. She was buying brussells sprouts in Sainsburys Basingstoke, looked up at me, I half smiled and she kind of pulled a half scowl at me. I must say she is pretty striking when you see her in the flesh - she had a leather jacket and leather trousers on. :o
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Ian - you must be posh if you shop in Sainsburys...
No Morrisons or Asda for you then? Such nice parts of town
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Not for me mate - Lidl is closer to me but I dare not go in there!!
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Me neither - I send my wife!
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Anyone mentioned Charlotte Church?
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Anyone mentioned Charlotte Church?
No. Are you gonna?
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Anyone mentioned Charlotte Church?
No. Are you gonna?
Oh yes Boy-oo .... There's lovely... Mmm :lol: :P
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I'm sure there are some more nicer pix out there :P
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I'm sure there are some more nicer pix out there :P
Yes... there are very many..... but I don't want her to play "nice".... I want her to get "nasty" :P
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THe katy perry suing thing was been sort of been dis-proved (I think) I'm sure I read something that said she wasn't suing them anymore & it was paper talk
possibly. :lol:
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Hugely smitten with Jessica Biel
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Used to have a huge childhood crush on Linda Ronstadt:--
(http://freespace.virgin.net/terry.tildesley/pics/LR1.jpg)
(http://freespace.virgin.net/terry.tildesley/pics/LR2.jpg)
Unfortunetly as I got older...she got older...... :( :( :(
(http://freespace.virgin.net/terry.tildesley/pics/LR3.jpg)
She's still got a fantastic voice though!!
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Hugely smitten with Jessica Biel
Hell yes!
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Unfortunetly as I got older...she got older...... :( :( :(
(http://freespace.virgin.net/terry.tildesley/pics/LR3.jpg)
You got older and wiser.
She got older and, er..... wider.
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You got older and wiser.
She got older and, er..... wider.
Yes....unfortunately she has suffered from Hashimoto's Disease for several years which affects the thyroid and immune system and is partly responsible for the weight gain. :(
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You got older and wiser.
She got older and, er..... wider.
Yes....unfortunately she has suffered from Hashimoto's Disease for several years which affects the thyroid and immune system and is partly responsible for the weight gain. :(
Ooops. :oops:
I put my foot in it there. Should've Wiki'd it first. Sorry Linda.
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Ooops. :oops:
I put my foot in it there. Should've Wiki'd it first. Sorry Linda.
Apparently she always liked her donuts and found it very hard to keep her weight down back when she was the Queen of Rock :D
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Phew, guilt eradicated! I feel better now. :)
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I mentioned her earlier but didn't have any pics.
Reham Khan who is a weather reporter often seen on BBC South in the morning. Mmmmmmmm :)
(http://www.talkingstars.co.uk/images/uploads/rehamkhan2.jpg)
Roo
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The new weather girl on Channel 5
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In the interest of balance and political correctness, are there any women or homosexual men that would like to contribute to this thread? Many years of working in the public sector force me to ask the question...
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I have fallen in love with
(http://img258.imageshack.us/img258/9503/1742851207abb0367ed5orh4.jpg)
(http://ynz.se/therealshite/images/guest/1/20090528-HwangMiHee1.jpg)
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Having recently watched 30 Rock and Baby Mama, I've got a huge crush on Tina Fey.
Intelligent, very funny and the same age as me :D
Makes a difference from all the jail-bait in this thread :?
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In the interest of balance and political correctness, are there any women or homosexual men that would like to contribute to this thread? Many years of working in the public sector force me to ask the question...
I'm heterosexual, but strictly non-practicing. Is that close enough?
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I have fallen in love with
(http://img258.imageshack.us/img258/9503/1742851207abb0367ed5orh4.jpg)
(http://ynz.se/therealshitee/images/guest/1/20090528-HwangMiHee1.jpg)
Who is THAT? She is just exquisitely beautiful.
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Hwang Mi Hee, she's a Korean model, think she started out as a pit girl for some Korean racing team.
And yes, she's fantastic.
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In the interest of balance and political correctness, are there any women or homosexual men that would like to contribute to this thread? Many years of working in the public sector force me to ask the question...
I'm heterosexual, but strictly non-practicing. Is that close enough?
Ummm... possibly not.
:wink:
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Ah well, I tried. We'll have to remain non PC.
Anyone know who this is? I can't even remember where or how I found the picture, but she is utterly perfect.
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p216/phillyq/144757440_9d8c949117beautiful.jpg)
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In the interest of balance and political correctness, are there any women or homosexual men that would like to contribute to this thread? Many years of working in the public sector force me to ask the question...
I'm heterosexual, but strictly non-practicing. Is that close enough?
Ummm... possibly not.
:wink:
Something for EVERYBODY here...
(I have dibs on Dot Cotton & Jill Halfpenny but I'll toss Duncan's Salad if it gets me a shot a Gemma Atkinson... :? :?
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Duncan looks like he's just been caught doing something he shouldn't. Guilty conscience, maybe?
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Duncan looks like he's just been caught doing something he shouldn't. Guilty conscience, maybe?
"He's been a sneaky butcher... hiding his meat round the back" - SORRY
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OK, OK!
Anyone mentioned Amanda Lamb?
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I have fallen in love with
The second image you've posted isn't visible unless you copy and paste into a new browser window and remove the final 'e' from 'therealshitee', which has been adulterated by the forum's swear filter!
Roo
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This looks like it is venturing into Gary Glitter territory to me....
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This looks like it is venturing into Gary Glitter territory to me....
+1 :lol:
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This looks like it is venturing into Gary Glitter territory to me....
+1 :lol:
I'm sure Amanda Lamb will be very flattered (she is very lovely but a little more MILF territory than Jailbait me-thinks) :P
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In the interest of balance and political correctness, are there any women or homosexual men that would like to contribute to this thread? Many years of working in the public sector force me to ask the question...
Um, sir, this is, like a guitar geek forum. Lots (stricktly hetero) guitar and girl lust going on here, mostly because we don't have, like, girlfriends or other female people that we can engage in adult activities with.
Basically, one step above a comic book or action figure collector forum.
You want more women and gay dudes, go to an interior design forum and go wild.
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In the interest of balance and political correctness, are there any women or homosexual men that would like to contribute to this thread? Many years of working in the public sector force me to ask the question...
Um, sir, this is, like a guitar geek forum. Lots (stricktly hetero) guitar and girl lust going on here, mostly because we don't have, like, girlfriends or other female people that we can engage in adult activities with.
Basically, one step above a comic book or action figure collector forum.
Oh god, that's so true it made me uncomfortable reading it. :oops:
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In the interest of balance and political correctness, are there any women or homosexual men that would like to contribute to this thread? Many years of working in the public sector force me to ask the question...
There are far too many tele-love threads on these forums already, thanks very much!
Roo
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There are far too many tele-love threads on these forums already, thanks very much!
Roo
+1 and I like teles
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In the interest of balance and political correctness, are there any women or homosexual men that would like to contribute to this thread? Many years of working in the public sector force me to ask the question...
Um, sir, this is, like a guitar geek forum. Lots (stricktly hetero) guitar and girl lust going on here, mostly because we don't have, like, girlfriends or other female people that we can engage in adult activities with.
Basically, one step above a comic book or action figure collector forum.
You want more women and gay dudes, go to an interior design forum and go wild.
Whoa there, Leslie! I never said I wanted more gay dudes!!! The thing is, statistically speaking, there are likely to be a few members of this site that play for Red Star Belgrade, if you know what I mean. I was offering the hand of inclusion...
I don't get the comic book collector reference. Playing the guitar is way cooler, in terms of coolness it's probably only surpassed by a black guy sitting in the window of an upstairs hotel room in New Orleans playing the saxophone, or possibly a cute posh woman playing cello...
Went out with some guys from work the other night, and I rarely go out these days, and was chatting to a bloke that I've worked with for nearly a year. Turns out he's got a 1970s reissue Tele Deluxe. Can't get cooler than that now, can you Roo???
Mind you, geeking out on a forum is pretty uncool... damn...
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I don't get the comic book collector reference. Playing the guitar is way cooler, in terms of coolness it's probably only surpassed by a black guy sitting in the window of an upstairs hotel room in New Orleans playing the saxophone, or possibly a cute posh woman playing cello...
What's "cool" is very much a personal thing, though, isn't it? Your New Orleans sax player and posh bird cellist just sound like boring advertising-industry clichés to me.
I'm sure comic book collectors think comic book collecting is cool! :P
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Um, sir, this is, like a guitar geek forum. Lots (stricktly hetero) guitar and girl lust going on here, mostly because we don't have, like, girlfriends or other female people that we can engage in adult activities with.
Basically, one step above a comic book or action figure collector forum.
I don't get the comic book collector reference. Playing the guitar is way cooler, in terms of coolness it's probably only surpassed by...[/quote]
I wish you were right, I really do. Ever been to a musical instrument store and taken note of the kind of people who ooh and ahh over the latest fx pedal? We are not talking the cool kids in school here. You'll see more pimples than Clearasil.
(Les Paul people are debatably even worse. Think "DadAss." He's a 58-year old accountant, but he still brings the rock. Just he takes it with fiber supplements.)
I know, I stereotype much? ;)
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Turns out he's got a 1970s reissue Tele Deluxe. Can't get cooler than that now, can you Roo???
There, there, Mr Bump. There, there.
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I have fallen in love with
(http://img258.imageshack.us/img258/9503/1742851207abb0367ed5orh4.jpg)
(http://ynz.se/therealshitee/images/guest/1/20090528-HwangMiHee1.jpg)
damn!
and, to answer the last off-topic posts, i'm heterosexual (has it become an uncool thing?), definitely practicing, and do many things in life, apart wasting money in gear i don't have any time or chance to play...
of course when i enter an instruments shop and see the crowd of nerdy kids who try to make themselves great in front of their nerdish friends playing metallica riffs at insane volumes (until the shop guy turns the amps down...) i don't think i'm in the coolest place on earth... but amateur music and gear fanatics world isn't just that, fortunately...
i just don't have any obsession with "coolness". or i'd play hip hop...
maybe someone could tell us "stop wetting yourself for woods, magnets and valves and get a life"... but everyone has got his obsessions, and i can't imagine A LIFE without passions or interests of sort, so...
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Ah, don't take me so seriously, Holmes. You like fooling with guitars, I like fooling with guitars, no need to worry about the opinions of some dude on the internet.
Anyway, the girl is cute but the "schoolgirl" outfits aren't my thing. Still you could do a lot worse than the girl occupying that outfit.
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Ah, don't take me so seriously, Holmes. You like fooling with guitars, I like fooling with guitars, no need to worry about the opinions of some dude on the internet.
Anyway, the girl is cute but the "schoolgirl" outfits aren't my thing. Still you could do a lot worse than the girl occupying that outfit.
Schoolgirl outfit ?
I must be getting old , my eyes haven't left her pretty face yet .... :)
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ok, these days i'm watching again Battlestar Galactica...
and i admit, i always found katee sackhoff (starbuck...) very sexy. :)
(http://www.beyondhollywood.com/gallery/stills3/katee-sackhoff-ew-sexy-1.jpg)
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So has anyone said Christina Hendricks yet? Of course a name is useless without a pic so heres a good'un :P
(http://img188.imageshack.us/img188/8650/christinehendrickscleav.jpg)
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...uhm, too busty for my tastes...
and pretty but overall regular face.
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Waiting for the obligatory "She has a face?!?" comment :lol:
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Watching some of the Sky News weather reports over the last few weeks and I am developing bit of a liking for Lucy Verasamy. Can't find any decent pics of her yet though.
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Waiting for the obligatory "She has a face?!?" comment :lol:
:lol:
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what about Siena Miller? She seems fun and capable of doung some plane crash going out!
(http://estb.msn.com/i/69/B6595C7CA0183A679932C13ECC1F.jpg)
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...uhm, too busty for my tastes...
and pretty but overall regular face.
Yeah, too much boobs for my liking... but we do like redheads :D
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So has anyone said Christina Hendricks yet? Of course a name is useless without a pic so heres a good'un :P
(http://img188.imageshack.us/img188/8650/christinehendrickscleav.jpg)
She came to my attention in Firefly & has been on my stalking radar ever since!!!
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haha yeah Firefly is what I saw her in as well.
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Jesus, she is incredible!! :D
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Check out this enhanced blonde called Tania Amazon!
Oopps only her chest has been posted but i did try and post all of her! :lol: Look on her site she is pretty hot!
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Lower the tone Johnny why don't ya PDT_038
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Ok! :wink:
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Nothing wrong with a full chest, blondes on the other hand...
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Nothing wrong with a full chest, blondes on the other hand...
Yeah, if it's real. But I can do without these plastic-packed freaks.
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Nothing wrong with a full chest, blondes on the other hand...
Yeah, if it's real. But I can do without these plastic-packed freaks.
I agree Philly ; if one came round my house, I would have to turn her away eventually :wink: ...
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if one came round my house...
There would be no "if" about it when I'm involved... :P
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Nothing wrong with a full chest, blondes on the other hand...
Yeah, if it's real. But I can do without these plastic-packed freaks.
I agree Philly ; if one came round my house, I would have to turn her away eventually :wink: ...
None of 'em, "enhanced" or otherwise, are likely to come round my house, so I can afford to be fussy....
I'd be doing well if I could pull Olive from On The Buses (not that I'd want to! :o )
(http://www.ciaranbrown.com/karenolive160.jpg)
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I'd be doing well if I could pull Olive from On The Buses (not that I'd want to! :o )
you need to big yourself up mate!
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I'd be doing well if I could pull Olive from On The Buses (not that I'd want to! :o )
you need to big yourself up mate!
What, one of those pump things? I heard they didn't work....
(http://cache.jalopnik.com/cars/assets/resources/2007/02/Austin-Powers-Pump.jpg)
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:lol: :lol:
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I'd be doing well if I could pull Olive from On The Buses (not that I'd want to! :o )
you need to big yourself up mate!
+1
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+1 for Christina Hendricks
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Those pump things... are they available in shops? I am only asking for a friend you see, not for me you understand.
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Those pump things... are they available in shops? I am only asking for a friend you see, not for me you understand.
Still available, but pricey - (subject to inflation ... :mrgreen: ).
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Those pump things... are they available in shops? I am only asking for a friend you see, not for me you understand.
Still available, but pricey - (subject to inflation ... :mrgreen: ).
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p216/phillyq/BBRM413.jpg)
:lol:
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I shall post this-something a bit odd about having a crush on a woman before my time but she was so so beautiful. She was the late great Maria Felix.
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I shall post this-something a bit odd about having a crush on a woman before my time but she was so so beautiful. She was the late great Maria Felix.
Oh, there's nothing wrong with having crushes like that (and she is/was gorgeous) :D.
But if we're going that route , then
Audrey (especially in Roman Holiday)
Judy (especially in Meet Me in St Louis and A Star is Born)
Greta
Ginger
Olivia de Haviland
Vivienne Leigh
etc
etc
Modern wimin just don't seem to grab me so much as those ladies did/do...
(Can't be bothered to find y'all pictures - sorry - go search fer yerselves :lol:)
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(Can't be bothered to find y'all pictures - sorry - go search fer yerselves :lol:)
Well I found one of Ginger....
(http://homepages.tesco.net/~space.patrol/SpacePatrol/images/SPGinger.jpg)
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Hmmm... she's not aged well, has she? :lol:
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Been watching a lot of House recently..
(http://i30.tinypic.com/wt7p54.jpg)
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Watching the world championship athletics all day today reminded me that Jessica Ennis is mighty cute. :)
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Is she? Spent so little time looking at her face.
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Check the Women's Pole Vault competition in Berlin (up again tonight).
There are some serious hotties amongst the competitors!!!!
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When I was at Uni (Lufbra), on the way to lectures I had to pass the womens pole vaulting team practice twice a week. It was brilliant :lol:
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I think most women athletes look good these days (throwing events excepted).
Very different from the early '80s when everything was won by supiciously manly-looking East Germans!
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I think most women athletes look good these days (throwing events excepted).
Very different from the early '80s when everything was won by supiciously manly-looking East Germans!
Yeah but the Pole Vault girls are the elite looks wise!! They are all tall and have perfectly shaped, athletic figures. Maybe I should skip Yoga and start Pole Vaulting :lol:
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(http://www.dyestat.com/3us/6out/NikeOutdoorNats/album-vic-jumps-g/images/154GM8W1004.jpg)
Nuff said ...
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:o :D
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:o Who's that? Is she a real top class vaulter?
(Not much wrong with Yelena Isinbayeva, either)
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Phwoor, who's that and why isn't she my mistress. Oh yeah, cause I'm ugly and getting fat, that's why.
Still, I might be ugly but at least I ain't got no money. Damn that doesn't work either.
EDIT: Her kit says German, but her armpits say not :lol:
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:o Who's that? Is she a real top class vaulter?
I believe it is Allison Stokke. Apparently she has a large male following - I can't see why though :)
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............................. <-- Insert large male joke here. I typed three and just couldn't decide on one (and yes, they were all penis related :lol:)
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+100 on the wimin pole vaulters...
I went to Crystal Palace a few years ago. Only time I've been to an athletics meet. I found it highly confusing, everything happening at once, applause breaking out for no apparent reason, etc, I found I'd much rather watch it on telly.
The one thing that saved the entire evening for me was the women's pole vault. Not only was it an exciting and thrilling competition (:roll: - even I could understand it...) but my seat was just past the mat, and height-wise I was just about level with the bar... The view was stunning :lol:
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............................. <-- Insert large male joke here. I typed three and just couldn't decide on one (and yes, they were all penis related :lol:)
Haha - I was just thinking that. She could vault on my pole any time she wants :o
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i was going to mention alison stokke, but i couldn't remember her name...
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Is she a real top class vaulter?
how do you know her name is walter?
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Is she a real top class vaulter?
how do you know her name is walter?
Oh dear :roll:
Apparently she has set a number of college records in America - not sure if this is impressive or not though!
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(http://www.dyestat.com/3us/6out/NikeOutdoorNats/album-vic-jumps-g/images/154GM8W1004.jpg)
Nuff said ...
Crumbs!
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Ooh er I normally avoid athletics but clearly I need to research this subject.
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(http://www.sporting-heroes.net/files_athletics/WHITBREAD_F_19840806_GH_R.jpg)
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Yeah, those East Germans didn't quite have a monopoly, did they?
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Note to self - set Sky+ to record women's polevault final in Berlin....
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Here some snippets from the Germans
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Just flicking around some channels and caught a glimpse of Salma Hayek in Desperado. Nice!
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(http://www.dyestat.com/3us/6out/NikeOutdoorNats/album-vic-jumps-g/images/154GM8W1004.jpg)
Nuff said ...
Crumbs!
oh my goodness...
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Just flicking around some channels and caught a glimpse of Salma Hayek in Desperado. Nice!
Lookin' good in Dogma too...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48xYnhRb5So
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(http://www.dyestat.com/3us/6out/NikeOutdoorNats/album-vic-jumps-g/images/154GM8W1004.jpg)
Nuff said ...
If there was any picture guaranteed to make me linger over this thread, this is the picture...
'Scuse me, gents - I've some business to attend to...
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(http://www.sporting-heroes.net/files_athletics/WHITBREAD_F_19840806_GH_R.jpg)
eh dont dis Tessa as a kid I got to sit on her knee, got a kiss and she said I was cute
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PZHtlpp0cE&feature=channel_page
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PZHtlpp0cE&feature=channel_page
$%ING WIN MY MAN.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PZHtlpp0cE&feature=channel_page
$%&#ING WIN MY MAN.
:D
four girls, a strat a tele and a cute bassist... what's not to like .. oh, they're wet aswell
the song aint half bad either
i'm afraid that when i go to japan, i'm not going to return ... even though i've been dating a girl for the past couple of months (nothing serious yet)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PZHtlpp0cE&feature=channel_page
Absolutely ! What's not to like ?
A motivated team ; a well synchronised working unit , smart uniforms, good clean boots - and a proven willingness to go on 'manouvers' in a variety of weather conditions.
'Captain' Feline says - " De-briefing in my office at 22:00 hours ! " ..... 8)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PZHtlpp0cE&feature=channel_page
You sir, deserve to be Knighted!
Apart from the obvious, i also like the ZZ Top style synchronised movements.
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They're extremely cute, but the apparent erotic appeal of schoolgirl uniforms has always passed me by. :?
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They're extremely cute, but the apparent erotic appeal of schoolgirl uniforms has always passed me by. :?
yeah +1 on this...
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Nicky Whelan, who was in Neighbours, always impressed me:
(http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr182/jayandbillmornings/0326NickyWhelan.jpg)
I would like to make it clear that I do not watch Neighbours (not regularly anyway, just if my partner has it on!)
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Nicky Whelan, who was in Neighbours, always impressed me:
(http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr182/jayandbillmornings/0326NickyWhelan.jpg)
I would like to make it clear that I do not watch Neighbours (not regularly anyway, just if my partner has it on!)
yeah I say that too no one believes me
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PZHtlpp0cE&feature=channel_page
You sir, deserve to be Knighted!
Apart from the obvious, i also like the ZZ Top style synchronised movements.
That is wrong on so many levels...
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They're extremely cute, but the apparent erotic appeal of schoolgirl uniforms has always passed me by. :?
+1. and not so much passed me by, as weirded me out. *police siren*
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PZHtlpp0cE&feature=channel_page
OMG :o
Nicky Whelan, who was in Neighbours, always impressed me:
OMG!! :o :o :o
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PZHtlpp0cE&feature=channel_page
Absolutely ! What's not to like ?
A motivated team ; a well synchronised working unit , smart uniforms, good clean boots - and a proven willingness to go on 'manouvers' in a variety of weather conditions.
'Captain' Feline says - " De-briefing in my office at 22:00 hours ! " ..... 8)
unfortunately, as much as I love Japan, this is corny, even for me ;0
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Is she a real top class vaulter?
how do you know her name is walter?
Let's talk about serious matters. Do you have her phone number?
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random thought: how many of these crush pics are photoshopped?
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random thought: how many of these crush pics are photoshopped?
If we are talking no touch up real women (http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/classic/shedevil/gallery/images/340/sd05.jpg) *L*
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after photoshop =
(http://images.starpulse.com/pictures/2008/02/27/previews/Gillian%20Anderson-ALO-010455.jpg)
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Nicky Whelan, who was in Neighbours, always impressed me:
(http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr182/jayandbillmornings/0326NickyWhelan.jpg)
I would like to make it clear that I do not watch Neighbours (not regularly anyway, just if my partner has it on!)
Photoshopped or not, she is up there with the pole vaulter!
Any excuse to show this picture again, eh? :D
Roo
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after photoshop =
(http://images.starpulse.com/pictures/2008/02/27/previews/Gillian%20Anderson-ALO-010455.jpg)
Class Nice comeback
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random thought: how many of these crush pics are photoshopped?
yeah, i am sure they are all munters in real life ... or not :)
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Munters...nice saying
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Nicky Whelan, who was in Neighbours, always impressed me:
(http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr182/jayandbillmornings/0326NickyWhelan.jpg)
I would like to make it clear that I do not watch Neighbours (not regularly anyway, just if my partner has it on!)
Photoshopped or not, she is up there with the pole vaulter!
Any excuse to show this picture again, eh? :D
Roo
Did you say any excuse? :D
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What about Tal Wilkenfeld? She's kinda cute, and what else would a man need than a kick ass bass player?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDgkbLw4qkw
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What about Tal Wilkenfeld? She's kinda cute, and what else would a man need than a kick ass bass player?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDgkbLw4qkw
She can work the fingers/hands then can she?
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What about Tal Wilkenfeld? She's kinda cute, and what else would a man need than a kick ass bass player?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDgkbLw4qkw
She can work the fingers/hands then can she?
No, he said she's a bass player ;)
Roo
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Nicky Whelan, who was in Neighbours, always impressed me:
(http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr182/jayandbillmornings/0326NickyWhelan.jpg)
I would like to make it clear that I do not watch Neighbours (not regularly anyway, just if my partner has it on!)
Photoshopped or not, she is up there with the pole vaulter!
Any excuse to show this picture again, eh? :D
Roo
Did you say any excuse? :D
I do believe he did. :D
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(http://9.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kpi76moQnu1qzcso1o1_400.png)
Effy from skins. Don't know why, i just would
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(http://9.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kpi76moQnu1qzcso1o1_400.png)
Effy from skins. Don't know why, i just would
isn't that show basically about bitches an' hoes?
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(http://9.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kpi76moQnu1qzcso1o1_400.png)
Effy from skins. Don't know why, i just would
Of course. The red-haired twins, as well.
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(http://9.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kpi76moQnu1qzcso1o1_400.png)
Effy from skins. Don't know why, i just would
isn't that show basically about bitches an' hoes?
:cool: it's wicked
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haha yeah its pretty good. Cook is a prick though, I hate his character so much haha
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I caught the 1st 2 series of Skins but haven't seen any of the newer 1s where Effy and her friends have taken over from Tony and the rest of them.
Tonys girlfriend from the 1st 2 series (can't remember her name) was quite fit though! :lol: :D
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Tonys girlfriend from the 1st 2 series (can't remember her name) was quite fit though! :lol: :D
Michelle :)
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i haven't watched skins since about halfway through the second series. I got pissed off about how it just seemed more about trying to shock people than about actually being a decent plot...
the inbetweeners is far better... :lol:
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The Inbetweeners is great, it just sums up school/sixth form :lol: And to keep this on topic, Carly is also rather nice (as is the girl Will does the yoda voice to on the bus :lol: )!
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Oh dear, this thread has suddenly gone all "youth culture".... :P
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i don't really have a crush on any of the girls in the inbetweeners, but it is pretty darn funny, and pretty realistic. whereas skins just gets ridiculous, a lot of what happens in the inbetweeners is only slightly worse than stuff which you know happened in real life (as all the best satire is)... :)
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Oh dear, this thread has suddenly gone all "youth culture".... :P
Glad it's not just me...
Remember the good ole days, eh? The Good Life, Porridge, Z Cars...
:lol:
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Oh dear, this thread has suddenly gone all "youth culture".... :P
Glad it's not just me...
Remember the good ole days, eh? The Good Life, Porridge, Z Cars...
:lol:
No.
Well. OK, yes...
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Oh dear, this thread has suddenly gone all "youth culture".... :P
Glad it's not just me...
Remember the good ole days, eh? The Good Life, Porridge, Z Cars...
:lol:
(http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/06_02/FelicityKendalES_228x322.jpg)
This should get yer pulse racing then you can have a shot of Sanatogen.
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i don't really have a crush on any of the girls in the inbetweeners
Oh piss off, what about the hot welsh one?
(http://www.independent.ie/multimedia/archive/00170/Wisener_170758t.jpg)
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i don't really have a crush on any of the girls in the inbetweeners
Oh piss off, what about the hot welsh one?
(http://www.independent.ie/multimedia/archive/00170/Wisener_170758t.jpg)
F**K me.. she's lovely... I've never watched the Inbetweeners - I will now. :P
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This should get yer pulse racing then you can have a shot of Sanatogen.
Oooh no. :(
If it was a photo from the Good Life days, that might be different. Remember she used to win "Rear of the Year" with monotonous regularity...... does that award still exist? Afghan will know.
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(http://www.tvscoop.tv/Felicity-Kendal-.jpg) more this look of her.Philly?....these photo's and talk make me feel young
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i don't really have a crush on any of the girls in the inbetweeners
Oh piss off, what about the hot welsh one?
(http://www.independent.ie/multimedia/archive/00170/Wisener_170758t.jpg)
Thats the one I was on about I think!
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(http://www.tvscoop.tv/Felicity-Kendal-.jpg) more this look of her.Philly?....these photo's and talk make me feel young
PHWOAAAAARRR :D :D :D
What a babe...
Sorry Felicity, hope you don't mind me expressing it in such a base manner (I am valuing your intelligence, your sense of humour, etc, etc... and, of course, the posterior not actually pictured here :lol:)
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OK.. Here is an absolutely filthy picture of the vintage Ms Kendal...
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Talking about the illustrious "Rear of the Year" competition...
Here is past winner and particular favourite of mine... Ahhh PDT_037 PDT_010 PDT_003
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Here is past winner and particular favourite of mine... Ahhh PDT_037 PDT_010 PDT_003
She's carrying a bit (make that a LOT) more junk in her trunk nowadays, though....
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Here is past winner and particular favourite of mine... Ahhh PDT_037 PDT_010 PDT_003
She's carrying a bit (make that a LOT) more junk in her trunk nowadays, though....
Yeah.. a few kids later that happens but... Ah likea dem likkle bit bigga wimmin... Thar She Blows!!
(I apologise for my grammatical decent into madness) :P
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ck8T45DJjH4
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ck8T45DJjH4
Forgot how good that song is :lol: btw dave have you seen these pics of Lily Allen? I think you may appreciate them :P I may have allready posted them actually, I cant remember :lol:
(I guess they're a bit NSFW)
http://img405.imageshack.us/i/lilyallen6750x1118.jpg/
http://img443.imageshack.us/i/lilyallen750x1208.jpg/
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tom...good pics. That 1st pic makes me want to go to the toilet & do a man wee
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Lilly allen she's kinda odd shaped all bottom no top
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tom...good pics. That 1st pic makes me want to go to the toilet & do a man wee
LMFAO :lol: :lol: :lol:
Crack one off for the BKP Lily Allen appreciation soc horsehead.. coz wanking is even better in the company toilets because you're getting paid to do it... SWEET!!
Thanks Tom for giving us all something enjoyable to do this afternoon...
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never got the sock thing....don't explain
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Lilly allen she's kinda odd shaped all bottom no top
Yes, and I like it!
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Lilly allen she's kinda odd shaped all bottom no top
Yes, and I like it!
you sure have a funny fetish Philly Q
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Lilly allen she's kinda odd shaped all bottom no top
Yes, and I like it!
you sure have a funny fetish Philly Q
I think it's perfectly healthy and natural to appreciate the glory of a healthy rounded rump.... Mmmm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzsWuqNlLK4
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Lilly allen she's kinda odd shaped all bottom no top
Yes, and I like it!
I'm totally about 60/30/60...
You'd like brazillian girls a lot Philly, they're pretty much "all bottom, no top"
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Oh piss off, what about the hot welsh one?
(http://www.independent.ie/multimedia/archive/00170/Wisener_170758t.jpg)
wasn't she northern irish?
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watched Yes man the other day... and i must say..
Zooey Deschanel .. it's her eyes. and voice
(http://indomiejunkie.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/zooey-deschanel-11.jpg)
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watched Yes man the other day... and i must say..
Zooey Deschanel .. it's her eyes. and voice
(http://indomiejunkie.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/zooey-deschanel-11.jpg)
Yup, huge +1. The eyes seem so bright and alive.
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Terrible actress though!
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Lilly allen she's kinda odd shaped all bottom no top
Yes, and I like it!
you sure have a funny fetish Philly Q
:? Is that a fetish? It's only a body shape! I just don't think flat bottoms and/or skinny thighs are attractive (although beggars can't be choosers... :| )
I don't think it's anywhere near as weird as the schoolgirl uniform thing.
Now if you want to talk fetishes...... let's not.
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watched Yes man the other day... and i must say..
Zooey Deschanel .. it's her eyes. and voice
(http://indomiejunkie.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/zooey-deschanel-11.jpg)
Hi, long time viewer, first time poster:
She is $%ing gorgeous!
Oh, and since I'm here, and there should be some sort of rule of no posting without a pic:
(http://www.chaseatrend.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/olivia-wilde1.jpg)
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Now if you want to talk fetishes...... let's not.
A picture speaks a thousand words... :?
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OMG to the House's girl (don't know her name)
and WTF for the little gerbil! :?
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It's wrong to just put that poor gerbil in a toilet roll, never mind doing..... anything else with it. :(
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It's wrong to just put that poor gerbil in a toilet roll, never mind doing..... anything else with it. :(
Exactly!
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It's wrong to just put that poor gerbil in a toilet roll, never mind doing..... anything else with it. :(
it's still $%ing hilarious!
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Now if you want to talk fetishes...... let's not.
A picture speaks a thousand words... :?
How is it I can always expect you to bring out the weird and the strange?
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Now if you want to talk fetishes...... let's not.
A picture speaks a thousand words... :?
How is it I can always expect you to bring out the weird and the strange?
THAT, my dear friend is both my duty and my pleasure 8)
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Let us now take the mental image of the gerbil roll & add the news story to match
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTrOb8zyrZk
Fetishes = one man's turn on...& a lot turns me on
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LOL
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(http://www.comicbookmovie.com/images/uploads/RachelWeisz5.jpg)
(http://www.daughterofra.com/graphics/rachel_weisz.jpg)
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Rachel Weisz.... yes. She was almost too pretty when she was younger, but she's maturing into a truly beautiful woman, not some artificial Hollywood freak. Which is pretty rare.
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I like her rather a lot.
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heheheh............
i could've added her school girl shots...but since some of you just "don't get it" i'll refrain :)
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What's to get? You fancy girls that look like 12 year olds :lol: 8)
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Rachel Weisz = OMG :o
I like japanese girls and they tend to look like teenagers, in deed...
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they tend to look like teenagers, in deed...
I'm still young, I can still like them for that ;)
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Yep, thanks for the Rachel Weisz pics, Lew - made my lunch break today :D
We seem to have been watching a lot of films with her in recently - I think my mrs must have figured out a subconscious pattern on my dvd selection, and she's been picking them before I suggest them...
She'd have to be one of my "Desert Island Chicks" :lol:
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Yep, thanks for the Rachel Weisz pics, Lew - made my lunch break today :D
We seem to have been watching a lot of films with her in recently - I think my mrs must have figured out a subconscious pattern on my dvd selection, and she's been picking them before I suggest them...
She'd have to be one of my "Desert Island Chicks" :lol:
I've heard she has very good muscle control. :) Who'd have thought that was on the curriculum for these Oxbridge alumni.
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Yep, thanks for the Rachel Weisz pics, Lew - made my lunch break today :D
We seem to have been watching a lot of films with her in recently - I think my mrs must have figured out a subconscious pattern on my dvd selection, and she's been picking them before I suggest them...
She'd have to be one of my "Desert Island Chicks" :lol:
haha. She seems to have a really genuine and natural approach to acting and look. Like Philly has said, theres way too much plastic fantastic out there, I can't say I've ever seen a woman who's had surgery and doesn't look like a complete freakazoid.
Have you seen Constantine?
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Fernando
Little girls? I am worried about you
Have you heard of Gary Glitter?
:D
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Lilly allen she's kinda odd shaped all bottom no top
Yes, and I like it!
you sure have a funny fetish Philly Q
I have to agree with Philly on this one - with all respects to other opinions of course.
Back in our day ( ahem ) we called that 'natural' , 'healthy' beautiful ' - and even better if they had additional "child bearing hips" - as my Dad used to say. I remember watching 'Miss World' contests in the early 60's on the T.V. - and they all had dangerous curves ! Therefore another vote for Ms Allen ( Lovely photos - thanks Tom ! ) - Felicity Kendal and Charlotte Church here, as most of the of the ladies presented look gorgeous and glamorous - but let's also factor in 'cuddly' and 'built for comfort- not for speed'...
Time for my evening dose of 'mid-life medication' I suppose ... :lol:
And finally ( to add to the gentle controversy ) - I always had a soft spot for Lucy Porter, ... :)
(http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u135/Fourth_Feline/LucyPorter.jpg)
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they tend to look like teenagers, in deed...
I'm still young, I can still like them for that ;)
dude, it comes with being Asian........I eat rice and fish most everday! And most of us asians, myself included, who eat all that rice and fish combined with our good genes just look much younger than our peers, regarldess of what age bracket their in, go figure
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And finally ( to add to the gentle controversy ) - I always had a soft spot for Lucy Porter, ... :)
Same here, she isnt funny at all though!
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Fernando
Little girls? I am worried about you
Have you heard of Gary Glitter?
:D
Where have I said it??? :?
I just agreed with Lew that Japanese girls tend to look like teenagers... :roll:
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And finally ( to add to the gentle controversy ) - I always had a soft spot for Lucy Porter, ... :)
Same here, she isnt funny at all though!
Yes Tom, I must confess to posting the picture of Lucy, in a way that was somewhat appreciatively detatched from her 'main job'. It was the same with my appreciation of Lily Allen - in that she represents a type of attractive person - as opposed to me adding to the ticket sales of either . :)
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9 ) Is there a particular record in your collection that you wouldn't want people to know about?
Great acoustic playing on it :http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qkbAg-m0QQ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qkbAg-m0QQ)
Great girl, too! :D
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I like Lily's music, bit of a guilty pleasure of mine :lol:
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And finally ( to add to the gentle controversy ) - I always had a soft spot for Lucy Porter, ... :)
Same here, she isnt funny at all though!
Yes Tom, I must confess to posting the picture of Lucy, in a way that was somewhat appreciatively detatched from her 'main job'. It was the same with my appreciation of Lily Allen - in that she represents a type of attractive person - as opposed to me adding to the ticket sales of either . :)
Good call Derek, I'm quite keen on both Lucy Porter* and Lily Allen, although I don't think either of them is very good at what she does! :lol:
Although I suspect I might actually like Lucy Porter if I met her, whereas I'd probably want to punch Lily in the face.....
(* just to clarify - in case anyone who knows me should be reading this - I mean the comedian Lucy Porter, not my friend's 12-year-old daughter Lucy Porter.... :? )
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Yep, thanks for the Rachel Weisz pics, Lew - made my lunch break today :D
We seem to have been watching a lot of films with her in recently - I think my mrs must have figured out a subconscious pattern on my dvd selection, and she's been picking them before I suggest them...
She'd have to be one of my "Desert Island Chicks" :lol:
haha. She seems to have a really genuine and natural approach to acting and look. Like Philly has said, theres way too much plastic fantastic out there, I can't say I've ever seen a woman who's had surgery and doesn't look like a complete freakazoid.
Have you seen Constantine?
Yep, that was the last one we watched, and I'd forgotten she was in it until she popped up. Seen it a few times now, and it's kinda growing on me, my only complaint is that he makes the wrong call when she wonders whether she has to take all her clothes off to get in the bath... the rest of the film is extremely down-to-earth, real-life, and believable... I mean, she even leaves her trainers on!!! :lol:
I'm actually rather fond of Tilde Swinton as well, so it was an all round good watch for me that night :D
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Although I suspect I might actually like Lucy Porter if I met her, whereas I'd probably want to punch Lily in the face.....
I'm not so sure Philly, Lily was very impressive on Test Match Special during the lunchbreak on the Saturday of the 5th Test at the Oval the other week. I listened just out of curiosity, expecting to think she was a bit of tw@t, but I was impressed enough to think I ought to listen to some of her stuff... (not done it yet tho! :roll:)
And who the hell is Lucy Porter?!! :lol: Never heard of her... looks cute in her picture tho :D
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Although I suspect I might actually like Lucy Porter if I met her, whereas I'd probably want to punch Lily in the face.....
I'm not so sure Philly, Lily was very impressive on Test Match Special during the lunchbreak on the Saturday of the 5th Test at the Oval the other week. I listened just out of curiosity, expecting to think she was a bit of tw@t, but I was impressed enough to think I ought to listen to some of her stuff... (not done it yet tho! :roll:)
Oh god, she's a cricket fan? I'd definitely want to punch her in the face..... :P
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Yeah, big time - she seems to know her stuff as well (not as much as Harry Potter and the blonde one, whatever his name is, did the next day). AND she likes the five-day game rather than this limited overs @rsery... good girl...
Discounting the cricket though, she came over as really intelligent and thoughtful in a "young person" kind of way, but also "old beyond her years"...
(Aggers was all over her though, and had been for some weeks while anticipating her visit - good god man! You're almost old enough to be her grandad! Put it away and stop drooling!! :lol:)
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I do love me a bit of Lucy Porter, she's tiny and that's ok in my books. As for Rachel Weiss, watch Enemy at the Gates, there is one scene where you see her bare bum and i swear it is perfect. Total perfection. And I just realised I haven't watched that movie on my big tv yet. Excuse me gents.
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(Aggers was all over her though, and had been for some weeks while anticipating her visit - good god man! You're almost old enough to be her grandad! Put it away and stop drooling!! :lol:)
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/cricket/international/theashes/6087537/Lily-Allen-defends-Jonathan-Agnew-over-pervert-slur.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/cricket/international/theashes/6087537/Lily-Allen-defends-Jonathan-Agnew-over-pervert-slur.html)
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AND she likes the five-day game rather than this limited overs @rsery... good girl...
limited overs kicks ass (especially 20/20). So does test match cricket. :)
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(Aggers was all over her though, and had been for some weeks while anticipating her visit - good god man! You're almost old enough to be her grandad! Put it away and stop drooling!! :lol:)
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/cricket/international/theashes/6087537/Lily-Allen-defends-Jonathan-Agnew-over-pervert-slur.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/cricket/international/theashes/6087537/Lily-Allen-defends-Jonathan-Agnew-over-pervert-slur.html)
"..And they're all in relationships, as am I."
see: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0WeiwaFKdI
(wind to about 40 seconds in) :lol:
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(Aggers was all over her though, and had been for some weeks while anticipating her visit - good god man! You're almost old enough to be her grandad! Put it away and stop drooling!! :lol:)
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/cricket/international/theashes/6087537/Lily-Allen-defends-Jonathan-Agnew-over-pervert-slur.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/cricket/international/theashes/6087537/Lily-Allen-defends-Jonathan-Agnew-over-pervert-slur.html)
That's quite amusing - didn't realise that had gone on after. No way did he come across as a pervert in any sense, it was just very obvious that he rather liked the young lady, so other older chaps are entitled to gently rib him about it...
Geezz... he's only 49!! I thought he was somewhat more than only 3 years older than me...
AND she likes the five-day game rather than this limited overs @rsery... good girl...
limited overs kicks ass (especially 20/20). So does test match cricket. :)
I'm afraid I've found that limited overs (and especially 20/20) only really kicks ass for me personally when my team's winning :roll:
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"..And they're all in relationships, as am I."
see: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0WeiwaFKdI
(wind to about 40 seconds in) :lol:
:lol:
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(Aggers was all over her though, and had been for some weeks while anticipating her visit - good god man! You're almost old enough to be her grandad! Put it away and stop drooling!! :lol:)
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/cricket/international/theashes/6087537/Lily-Allen-defends-Jonathan-Agnew-over-pervert-slur.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/cricket/international/theashes/6087537/Lily-Allen-defends-Jonathan-Agnew-over-pervert-slur.html)
"..And they're all in relationships, as am I."
see: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0WeiwaFKdI
(wind to about 40 seconds in) :lol:
You arse Tom!!
Didn't I post this first or are you simply just as intelligent in your consumption of quality humour.. :lol:
Matt Berry GENIUS! :lol: :lol:
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haha no idea, think I saw it first on tv but its probably been posted here many times! Annoyingly, I was in a similar situation the other day, I was tempted to do the "$% you" routine but thought it probably wouldnt look too good :lol:
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haha no idea, think I saw it first on tv but its probably been posted here many times! Annoyingly, I was in a similar situation the other day, I was tempted to do the "$%&# you" routine but thought it probably wouldnt look too good :lol:
If I saw you do that in person and say it with a proper Matt Berry-ish delivery - I would forthwith worship you as a God and offer you a choice of any of my guitars as a sacrifice.. :P
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Ah, Lucy Porter. Always a favourite of mine.
In the meantime, though, I present the frankly wonderful Aoibhinn Ní Shúilleabháin. Former winner of the real life "Lovely Girls Competition", the Rose of Tralee, singer, dancer, physicist, possessor of an absolutely filthy laugh...I'll be in my bunk.
(http://www.castlebar.ie/photos/greenandred/aoibhinn/IMG_0767ss.JPG)
(http://www.independent.ie/multimedia/archive/00357/0807_AoibhinnNiShui_357062t.jpg)
Terrible pictures, sorry.
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haha no idea, think I saw it first on tv but its probably been posted here many times! Annoyingly, I was in a similar situation the other day, I was tempted to do the "$%&# you" routine but thought it probably wouldnt look too good :lol:
If I saw you do that in person and say it with a proper Matt Berry-ish delivery - I would forthwith worship you as a God and offer you a choice of any of my guitars as a sacrifice.. :P
haha I dont think I have the flair to be able to pull it off successfully. Plus I'd need to be holding something which I could throw, or have something of theirs to kick.
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I'm afraid I've found that limited overs (and especially 20/20) only really kicks ass for me personally when my team's winning :roll:
ah, that's true, england's horrible at it. :lol:
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Ah, Lucy Porter. Always a favourite of mine.
In the meantime, though, I present the frankly wonderful Aoibhinn Ní Shúilleabháin. Former winner of the real life "Lovely Girls Competition", the Rose of Tralee, singer, dancer, physicist, possessor of an absolutely filthy laugh...I'll be in my bunk.
(http://www.castlebar.ie/photos/greenandred/aoibhinn/IMG_0767ss.JPG)
(http://www.independent.ie/multimedia/archive/00357/0807_AoibhinnNiShui_357062t.jpg)
Terrible pictures, sorry.
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: @ "I'll be in my bunk"
I wonder who else knows what its off?
She is stunning
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Yep, thanks for the Rachel Weisz pics, Lew - made my lunch break today :D
We seem to have been watching a lot of films with her in recently - I think my mrs must have figured out a subconscious pattern on my dvd selection, and she's been picking them before I suggest them...
She'd have to be one of my "Desert Island Chicks" :lol:
haha. She seems to have a really genuine and natural approach to acting and look. Like Philly has said, theres way too much plastic fantastic out there, I can't say I've ever seen a woman who's had surgery and doesn't look like a complete freakazoid.
Have you seen Constantine?
Yep, that was the last one we watched, and I'd forgotten she was in it until she popped up. Seen it a few times now, and it's kinda growing on me, my only complaint is that he makes the wrong call when she wonders whether she has to take all her clothes off to get in the bath... the rest of the film is extremely down-to-earth, real-life, and believable... I mean, she even leaves her trainers on!!! :lol:
I'm actually rather fond of Tilde Swinton as well, so it was an all round good watch for me that night :D
haha! Well, she's nude in other movies, or so I'm told ;)
Tilda Swinton?!!?!?!
(http://www.virginmedia.com/images/tilda-swinton-oscar.jpg)
Oh dear...
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I want more chestage.
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Guilty pleasure number... well I lose track.. Natalie Horler aka "Cascada" :oops:
The things I could do to that saucy lass..
(http://www.singeruniverse.com/cascada2008a.jpg)
(http://www.cascadafan.de/images/bio.jpg)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nouuI63FSLQ
OH Yes....
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Cascada's a great looking girl, and I'm really into her music also
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Yep, Cascada is definitely my kind of girl! Can't say I've listened to much of her music before though, apart from what I've heard on the radio.
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Yep, Cascada is definitely my kind of girl! Can't say I've listened to much of her music before though, apart from what I've heard on the radio.
3 albums of fun and formulaic euro-techno await you! amazing stuff 8)
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Robin Beck ! (now married to James Christian of House Of Lords)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skb4JXQCvrw (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skb4JXQCvrw)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEgHjbQ97ZM (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEgHjbQ97ZM)
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Yep, thanks for the Rachel Weisz pics, Lew - made my lunch break today :D
We seem to have been watching a lot of films with her in recently - I think my mrs must have figured out a subconscious pattern on my dvd selection, and she's been picking them before I suggest them...
She'd have to be one of my "Desert Island Chicks" :lol:
haha. She seems to have a really genuine and natural approach to acting and look. Like Philly has said, theres way too much plastic fantastic out there, I can't say I've ever seen a woman who's had surgery and doesn't look like a complete freakazoid.
Have you seen Constantine?
Yep, that was the last one we watched, and I'd forgotten she was in it until she popped up. Seen it a few times now, and it's kinda growing on me, my only complaint is that he makes the wrong call when she wonders whether she has to take all her clothes off to get in the bath... the rest of the film is extremely down-to-earth, real-life, and believable... I mean, she even leaves her trainers on!!! :lol:
I'm actually rather fond of Tilde Swinton as well, so it was an all round good watch for me that night :D
haha! Well, she's nude in other movies, or so I'm told ;)
Tilda Swinton?!!?!?!
(http://www.virginmedia.com/images/tilda-swinton-oscar.jpg)
Oh dear...
Yes, indeed, RW has fewer clothes in other movies :D
And that's not a particularly flattering pic of poor Ms Swinton :lol: (and she's definitely nude in other movies...)
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I'm afraid I've found that limited overs (and especially 20/20) only really kicks ass for me personally when my team's winning :roll:
ah, that's true, england's horrible at it. :lol:
And Surrey's even horribler :lol:
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She is pretty astonishing, MDV, I must admit.
Weirdly, pretty much all the tasty women on Irish telly either work for, or used to work for the Irish language station. I think it's about time I brushed up on the ould mother tongue...
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I want more chestage.
Is this more what you had in mind? :lol: :D :lol: :D :lol: :D
(http://images.askmen.com/celebs/women/celeb_profiles_model/11_lucy_pinderlarge_image-1.jpg)
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In the meantime, though, I present the frankly wonderful Aoibhinn Ní Shúilleabháin. Former winner of the real life "Lovely Girls Competition", the Rose of Tralee, singer, dancer, physicist, possessor of an absolutely filthy laugh...I'll be in my bunk.
How the flip do you pronounce that? "Alison O'Sullivan" or something like that, I guess?
Nice, but she seems to have twice as many teeth as a regular person, and they don't quite fit in her mouth.
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I want more chestage.
Is this more what you had in mind? :lol: :D :lol: :D :lol: :D
(http://images.askmen.com/celebs/women/celeb_profiles_model/11_lucy_pinderlarge_image-1.jpg)
Yeah pretty much. MOAR.
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How the flip do you pronounce that? "Alison O'Sullivan" or something like that, I guess?
Nice, but she seems to have twice as many teeth as a regular person, and they don't quite fit in her mouth.
i don't speak irish, but what little i've managed to pick up (mainly names :lol: ) suggests it'd be something along the line of (phonetically) "eeveen ni sullivan" or something like that. I could be way off, though.
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Back to Lily Allen
Saw a video of her at Bestival this week - still don't get it....
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Back to Lily Allen
Saw a video of her at Bestival this week - still don't get it....
She would though! :lol:
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How the flip do you pronounce that? "Alison O'Sullivan" or something like that, I guess?
Nice, but she seems to have twice as many teeth as a regular person, and they don't quite fit in her mouth.
In total honesty, Exactly how it's spelt :-P
Dave's not miles away. It's roughly "Aiveen Ni Sooliwan", but it kind of depends where you're from, too.
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Back to Lily Allen
Saw a video of her at Bestival this week - still don't get it....
Saw pictures of this performance (over someone's shoulder, so I think it was her) in one of today's freebie papers on the way home on the tube...
er... I do... :lol:
Anyone know where I can find moving pictures of that posterior? (Doesn't need sound, might prove distracting...)
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In total honesty, Exactly how it's spelt :-P
Dave's not miles away. It's roughly "Aiveen Ni Sooliwan", but it kind of depends where you're from, too.
cheers, at least i wasn't miles away :D From what little irish i've picked up (i.e. none, just the odd vague idea of how to pronounce stuff), it actually does seem to be spelt pretty phonetically- just until you know how they spell certain phonetics, it looks really, really weird. But then that's the same with any language.
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No good, not been able to find moving pictures of Ms Allen at Bestival, but I have found still pictures...
yep, I definitely get it, mikeluke :D
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Playing cool SGs and writing better riffs than all of use helps. But that aside, she's great anyway.
(http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h117/neilerskine/407_photo.jpg)
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Playing cool SGs and writing better riffs than all of use helps. But that aside, she's great anyway.
OK, I admit it, I don't know who that is.
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Ha! My photobucket is playing up, that photo appears cropped to just her on there, but shows up with her pals here. Ho hum.
Her name is Liz Buckingham, the band is Electric Wizard. She's married to the chap on her right, though.
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Thanks, I had no idea there was a woman guitarist in Electric Wizard! I've been "aware" of the band for a long time, but somehow I never bought any of their stuff.
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There's been a few lineups, she's been in the last two versions.
Witchcult Today is probably the best starting point for those less into doom. Then Dopethrone or Come My Fanatics.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdW8lt6u4RY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sO7VP34n2Ps&feature=related
There's some good first tracks.
Now, back to hot Doom Chicks!
(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1345/1488960933_867572334e.jpg?v=0)
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Boris?
(he guesses tentatively...)
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Correct!
Good game.
EDIT: Dagnammit, can't find any good photos of the girl from Blood Ceremony.
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I might have recognised her.
Heard some of their stuff and quite like it - and I can't resist the horror-movie name and imagery.
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We put them on the other night with the Wizard, maybe the best gig I've ever been at, admittedly I was high as all hell, but easily the best I've seen EW and Blood Ceremony were fantastic.
Awesome old SG's through Plexi tones all night.
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I thought it was Sabbath era Ozzy :lol:
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Think this topic shall have some brazilian babes :P
(http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j196/pedrocab/futilidade/grazi-papagaio.jpg)
Grazi Massafera - she came from Big Brother and then to tv soap operas...
(http://www.meioemensagem.com.br/conteudo/fotos/boa_veja_id34172.jpg)
Juliana Paes - Actress
(http://lixopop.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/priscila-pires-bbb.jpg)
Priscila - Another Big Brother hotty, here BB is very watched... :? But can't argue about the girls :lol:
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Penelope Cruz.... fine, fine, fine.
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(http://estb.msn.com/i/69/5CCEAA443265B6DECD6C8E4D23FD75.jpg)
Natalie J. Robb
I think its the hair that does it
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(http://www.celebszz.com/42615-1/lisa-edelstein-02.jpg)
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lisa-edelstein-02.jpg
I like!!!!!!!!!!
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Cuddy is a complete milf :D (I dont even know if shes a mum, but the term still fits)
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(http://static.cricinfo.com/db/PICTURES/CMS/64600/64680.jpg)
Guess this one :P
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(http://static.cricinfo.com/db/PICTURES/CMS/64600/64680.jpg)
Guess this one :P
wow, i swear its almost like i see that face everyday on the BKP forums!
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MILF?
Gentleman at the top end of the age scale my vote goes to Carol Vorderman... 49!
I'm all about a woman with little junk in the trunk...
(http://i40.tinypic.com/28altsn.gif)(http://i39.tinypic.com/9gf0uf.gif)(http://i42.tinypic.com/2wgesud.gif)
Is she hiding a couple of bullets?
(http://img172.imageshack.us/img172/9531/article003296445000005dtr7.jpg)
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Doesn't she know it is rude to point?
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Carol has uneven nipples it appears
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GAHH!!
(Just come from not being able to view Ian's new strat... and now I can't see pics of Carol... bluddy office network security...)
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GAHH!!
(Just come from not being able to view Ian's new strat... and now I can't see pics of Carol... bluddy office network security...)
Tell me about it. Really not good for threads like this when photobucket (and all links to it) are blocked :x
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GAHH!!
(Just come from not being able to view Ian's new strat... and now I can't see pics of Carol... bluddy office network security...)
Tell me about it. Really not good for threads like this when photobucket (and all links to it) are blocked :x
Guess you just have to "COUNTDOWN" the hours till you get home... (ba dum cha) :lol:
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That new Countdown girl > Carol!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSE195fa72w
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That new Countdown girl > Carol!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSE195fa72w
She's lovely, but will she still look that good in another 25 years?
(I suppose right now it doesn't matter :P )
Guess this one :P
Nope, not a clue.
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Guess this one :P
Nope, not a clue.
Keedie Babb, got an awesome voice and is a tick in my book.
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re: Tom's countdown video
thegusto7 (1 day ago)
she could do with being abit more meaty, but i bet over time i think she will fill out. Love to $%&# the shitee out of her puckered asshole though
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Guess this one :P
Nope, not a clue.
Keedie Babb, got an awesome voice and is a tick in my book.
Oh god, she was on Never Mind the Buzzc--ks last night, never heard of her before. Still didn't recognise her in the pic though. Is that what prompted you to post her?
They had a clip of her singing a duet with Duncan James which apparently got to #2 in the charts a few years ago. It was utterly $%&#ing horrendous. :x
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re: Tom's countdown video
thegusto7 (1 day ago)
she could do with being abit more meaty, but i bet over time i think she will fill out. Love to $%&# the shiteee out of her puckered asshole though
hahah oh dear :lol: Another youtube comment gem.
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I've still got it bad for this lass, even more so now the missus has started watching Strictly:
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/07/16/article-1035636-01F52C3B00000578-474_468x612.jpg)
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I don't fancy any females who are celebrity, I like the "local" girls
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Guess this one :P
Nope, not a clue.
Keedie Babb, got an awesome voice and is a tick in my book.
Oh god, she was on Never Mind the Buzzc--ks last night, never heard of her before. Still didn't recognise her in the pic though. Is that what prompted you to post her?
They had a clip of her singing a duet with Duncan James which apparently got to #2 in the charts a few years ago. It was utterly $%&#ing horrendous. :x
Yes! Why not use the telly to spot babes :D
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I've still got it bad for this lass, even more so now the missus has started watching Strictly:
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/07/16/article-1035636-01F52C3B00000578-474_468x612.jpg)
Definately, :)
The sort of young Lady that is so pretty, that after looking at her for five minutes, you realise you are still looking at her FACE.
Back in my own age group / bracket, I add another nod of approval for Carol Vorderman ; attractive, carrying just enough 'ballast' - and clever too, a lethal combination in my book ... 8)
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i dunno, all those "consolidate your debt" ads she did put me off her. Not that i ever really liked her in the first place, either... EDIT: carol vorderman, obviously, not alesha dixon.
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That new Countdown girl > Carol!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSE195fa72w
I've never been one for Countdown, but I'm starting to see the appeal :lol:
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That new Countdown girl > Carol!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSE195fa72w
What a accent!!! Girls that speak that way REALLY turn me on!!!! :oops:
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By far the best thing about the new stargate series
(http://cdn.mademan.com/chickipedia//www/images/3/33/Elyse_Levesque.jpg)
(http://josephmallozzi.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/img_2944x1.jpg)
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(http://www.inquisitr.com/wp-content/zooey-deschanel-katy-perryzooey-deschanel-and-katy-perry.jpg)
Ohhhhhhhhh YEEEEEEEEEAH!
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(http://www.inquisitr.com/wp-content/zooey-deschanel-katy-perryzooey-deschanel-and-katy-perry.jpg)
Ohhhhhhhhh YEEEEEEEEEAH!
Holy cr@p! How did i not notice this before!
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should'a' gone to specsavers? EDIT: to be fair, they do look more alike in those two pics than in most others.
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They do look very alike sometimes.
I still think Dechanel is vastly more attractive though.
(http://www.soundproofmagazine.com/images/articles/1688/BOTB_Zooey_Katy_main.jpg)
(http://images.teamsugar.com/files/upl1/1/13254/35_2008/twinpeeps.jpg)
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Me too. Zooey is the best of the Deschanel sisters in my opinion.
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I think I'd be really happy having once one of them... :P
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I prefer Zooey too, probably the eyes.
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I think I'd be really happy having once one of them... :P
or both at the same time :lol:
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I think I'd be really happy having once one of them... :P
or both at the same time :lol:
Yes :lol:
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those eyes....staring up at you as you spill.....never mind
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I've been watching a lot of MTV while practising with a metronome and I've developed quite an intense attraction for the new Sugarbabe...
Oh god.. yes I would.
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is that a lady boy?
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With an ass like that.... WHO CARES? :P
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I d
With an ass like that.... WHO CARES? :P
I can't see a donkey in that picture?
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With an ass like that.... WHO CARES? :P
If they'd filmed her from that angle on Eurovision she might've won. Tactical voting be damned.
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practising with a metronome? i hope you mean guitar, with you we're never sure, dave... o_O
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practising with a metronome? i hope you mean guitar, with you we're never sure, dave... o_O
I can comfortably sustain "down strokes" at 90 "beats" per minute for long periods but I do have start alternating when my wrist gets tired :oops:
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wow,
there was the shocking statement of the day
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o_O
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:lol:
Pure filth Dave.
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:lol:
Pure filth Dave.
its his specialty, the man never fails :lol:
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(http://www.inquisitr.com/wp-content/zooey-deschanel-katy-perryzooey-deschanel-and-katy-perry.jpg)
Ohhhhhhhhh YEEEEEEEEEAH!
Holy cr@p! How did i not notice this before!
but i'd say i prefer the ol'good katy...
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ORIGINAL POST NO LONGER MAKES SENSE
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As gorgeous as she is I think she may breach rules regarding frontal nudity.
Not only that but since the thread isn't marked NSFW this may just catch some people out.
If you change it to a link then I should think things would be ok.
As regards the emotional response I'll plump for WOWZA!
:oops: i fell victim of censorship! :oops:
ehm... i didn't tought about the frontal nudity stuff. but that definitely makes me think about a monty python's sketch... :)
anyway i'll repost a censored version of the above pic... :(
(http://img3.pcpop.com/upimg3/2008/5/12/0005265642.jpg)
and i think this one is ok!
(http://www.lazygirls.info/people/roberta_murgo/roberta_murgo_unknown_candid_rhH5ulz.sized.jpg)
Roberta Murgo, anyway. my former avatar...
one of the reasons why i could start believing in god soon or later.
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and here she is in her full frontal glory... :)
http://imagehut.net/images/yvzbg2cplq0tguthcuk.jpg
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WOWZA!
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and here she is in her full frontal glory... :)
http://imagehut.net/images/yvzbg2cplq0tguthcuk.jpg
Speechless! :o
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Just done a bit of research on her. She is a very fine looking person indeed!
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Kind of reminds me. Does anyone else find Tan-lines on nudes models completely and utterly weird?
You get naked for cameras, but not the sun? WTF?
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Tan lines are weird
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Just done a bit of research on her. She is a very fine looking person indeed!
by research do you mean....you know what, surrendering to the sargent, syphoning the snake, 5 knuckle shuffling?
oh & yeah...tan lines..no thanks
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Just done a bit of research on her. She is a very fine looking person indeed!
by research do you mean....you know what, surrendering to the sargent, syphoning the snake, 5 knuckle shuffling?
oh & yeah...tan lines..no thanks
Haha, not that kind of research. That's the kind of research that Afghan might have done.
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i quite like tan lines. not fake tan lines though PDT_031
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Just done a bit of research on her. She is a very fine looking person indeed!
by research do you mean....you know what, surrendering to the sargent, syphoning the snake, 5 knuckle shuffling?
oh & yeah...tan lines..no thanks
Haha, not that kind of research. That's the kind of research that Afghan might have done.
Could you please be quiet?..... I'm researching over here!
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dave probably didn't even see the pic... ;)
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Haha, not that kind of research. That's the kind of research that Afghan might have done.
Could you please be quiet?..... I'm researching over here!
As you can see the Afghan is very thorough in his research.
Do, or do not. There is no might. :wink:
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Just done a bit of research on her. She is a very fine looking person indeed!
by research do you mean....you know what, surrendering to the sargent, syphoning the snake, 5 knuckle shuffling?
oh & yeah...tan lines..no thanks
Haha, not that kind of research. That's the kind of research that Afghan might have done.
Could you please be quiet?..... I'm researching over here!
I've got lots of unholy images going through my head now :o
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Such as this?
(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/lucky_luke61/250px-Dollyscotland_crop.jpg)
:lol:
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Tan lines are weird
wow, this is such a light tan lines... I'm used to a much bigget color variation inside and outside the lines :lol:
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Such as this?
(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/lucky_luke61/250px-Dollyscotland_crop.jpg)
:lol:
Is that for the welsh in here
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Might be....
I can think of at least 4 of us....
The Taffia Rules!
Baa - baa....
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so umm..........
any way we could get this thread off of afghan dave downstroking and farm animals and back to women?
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practising with a metronome? i hope you mean guitar, with you we're never sure, dave... o_O
ROTFLx1000 !!!!
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any way we could get this thread off of afghan dave downstroking and farm animals and back to women?
just post a picture!!!
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any way we could get this thread off of afghan dave downstroking and farm animals and back to women?
just post a picture!!!
Why didnt you? :P
(http://starsmedia.ign.com/stars/image/article/834/834301/babe-of-the-week-110907-20071109045339641-000.jpg)
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any way we could get this thread off of afghan dave downstroking and farm animals and back to women?
just post a picture!!!
posting a pic of afghan dave downstroking to farm animals would definitely get us off the subject pretty quickly... o_O
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any way we could get this thread off of afghan dave downstroking and farm animals and back to women?
just post a picture!!!
posting a pic of afghan dave downstroking to farm animals would definitely get us off the subject pretty quickly... o_O
That would "get you off" .... fo' shizzle my nizzle.... :lol:
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poor choice of words :lol: ... in my defence i just copied the bit i quoted.
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to get the whole thing back on tracks...
ok, i admit i'm a Battlestar Galactica fan, but... Tricia Helfer anyone?
(http://www.triciahelfer.com/images/ph_31.jpg)
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Good, but could be great if she wasn't "model-hungry" skinny...
And my grandmother use this low part of the bikini, someone should give her a smaller one (I could if you appoint me where she lives :lol:)
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....my grandmother use this low part of the bikini....
Man I bet your Grandmother looks HOT! Pics or it never happened! :lol:
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....my grandmother use this low part of the bikini....
Man I bet your Grandmother looks HOT! Pics or it never happened! :lol:
:lol:
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Good, but could be great if she wasn't "model-hungry" skinny...
And my grandmother use this low part of the bikini, someone should give her a smaller one (I could if you appoint me where she lives :lol:)
in BSG she is often much less dressed... :)
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....my grandmother use this low part of the bikini....
Man I bet your Grandmother looks HOT! Pics or it never happened! :lol:
Not to YOU Mr Afghan Dave :lol:
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Grandmother porn....this is a WHOLE other route
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Grandmother porn....this is a WHOLE other route
Grandma on the LEFT = G.I.L.F.
(http://www.fadedyouthblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/priscilla-presley-and-singer-lisa-marie-presley-arrives-at-the-premiere-elvis-68-comeback-special-1.jpg)
Just think... you'd be sweating and sliding into the footsteps of "The King"
"Well, that's all right, grand mama
That's all right for you
That's all right grand mama, just anyway you do
Well, that's all right, that's all right.
That's all right now grand mama, anyway you do"
thaan you very musch... ah huh :) :P
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and here she is in her full frontal glory... :)
http://imagehut.net/images/yvzbg2cplq0tguthcuk.jpg
now that's something i could sink my teeth into! DAMN!
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Igns Jessica Chobot, shes lovely :)
(http://www.i-video-4u.com/womenstyle/images/jessicachobot.jpg)
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Grandmother porn....this is a WHOLE other route
Grandma on the LEFT = G.I.L.F.
Just think... you'd be sweating and sliding into the footsteps of "The King"
Oooooh noooo!!! :o
Back in the Naked Gun days, yes, but don't be deceived by the heavily (and freakily) customised face. I have a suspicion her old-lady hands are an indicator of what the rest of her body would look like....
(http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/scilla_scary_hands.jpg)(http://prettyboring.com/files/images/priscilla%20halloween.preview.jpg)
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Good point - well made... :?
Still, I could eat cheese burgers while sitting on the toilet and she wouldn't think it that unusual....
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That last picture makes me think she's chanting some witchy spell...
"you'll all see me as young...you'll all seem me as young...my boobs may fall below my knees & my vagina is so wide that it creates it's own echo....but you'll all see me as young"
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Shappi Khorsandi. Intelligent, funny and she looks damn fine too.
(http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2007/04/25/300Shappi_070425111313342_wideweb__300x455.jpg)(http://www.suffolktouristguide.com/latShappi-Khorsandi-pic.png)
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Hadn't thought of her but I'd agree with you Philly Q.
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OOOOOOOOH YEAH!
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I find her incredibly unfunny but pretty hot I guess!
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That last picture makes me think she's chanting some witchy spell...
"you'll all see me as young...you'll all seem me as young...my boobs may fall below my knees & my vagina is so wide that it creates it's own echo....but you'll all see me as young"
Having sex with her would be like parking a bike in a barn. Throwing a sausage down an ally. Like a wizards sleeve etc.
Man I never wann
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Probably mentioned it before, but anyway. Kirsten Dunst! Have been watching a few films with her in from around 2000 - 01. But only really works as a blond :?
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kirsten dunst? really? sorry, one of those women i just don't get. terrible actress and i find her completely unattractive. the one piece of complete miscasting in the Spider-man movies.
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Just watched Inglorious Basterds today, OMG!!!
Diane Kruger:
(http://usemycomputer.com/indeximages/2004/September/Diane%20Kruger.jpg)
Think I've fall in love :lol:
And a little more "simplier" (would say less fashionable) look, but still gorgeous:
(http://static1.purepeople.com/articles/7/15/99/7/@/78664-melanie-laurent-637x0-1.jpg)
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Just watched Inglorious Basterds today, OMG!!!
Diane Kruger:
(http://usemycomputer.com/indeximages/2004/September/Diane%20Kruger.jpg)
Think I've fall in love :lol:
And a little more "simplier" (would say less fashionable) look, but still gorgeous:
(http://static1.purepeople.com/articles/7/15/99/7/@/78664-melanie-laurent-637x0-1.jpg)
YESSSSSSS!
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and, sticking with german actresses, i'd say Franka Potente. not the average beauty but sexy nonetheless.
(http://brosefk.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/frankapotente2.jpg)
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"Sorry mum, I'm just moving to Germany" :lol:
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kirsten dunst? really? sorry, one of those women i just don't get. terrible actress and i find her completely unattractive. the one piece of complete miscasting in the Spider-man movies.
(http://images.newcelebritypics.com/img/celebs/images/k/kirsten_dunst_in_a_bikini-2123.jpg)
She was not blond in spiderman was she? That is my argument :)
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:o
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is that Mila Kunis next to her?
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yeah
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pure sex
(http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg94/rincewindcrowely/NataliPortamntotals.jpg)
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Harriet Harman anyone? Anyone? Nope, didn't think so.
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Harriet Harman anyone? Anyone? Nope, didn't think so.
Now you mention it.... a few weeks ago I saw a documentary which included a clip of her being interviewed in 1979. She was actually not bad looking at all. :oops:
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pure sex
(http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg94/rincewindcrowely/NataliPortamntotals.jpg)
+1
Liking very much Queen Amidalah we do
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Not sure we've mentioned this lady yet? Famke Janssen from Goldeneye and X-Men.
Gorgeous, and someone I could never tire of:
(http://lh5.ggpht.com/morischanturidze/RkJ860HXl6I/AAAAAAAADhA/iebEOSvhylk/famke_janssen_026.jpg)
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Gorgeous, and someone I could never tire of:
Only you? :lol:
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pure sex
(http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg94/rincewindcrowely/NataliPortamntotals.jpg)
Size zero? Repulsive.
Not sure we've mentioned this lady yet? Famke Janssen from Goldeneye and X-Men.
Gorgeous, and someone I could never tire of:
(http://lh5.ggpht.com/morischanturidze/RkJ860HXl6I/AAAAAAAADhA/iebEOSvhylk/famke_janssen_026.jpg)
wow!! :o
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:?
Natalie Portman isn't any thinner than Fanke Janssen. Barely even in those hella-shooped photos.
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Perhaps, yet one looks like a woman and the other looks like an 8 year old in make up.
In fact... she hasn't really changed since Leon you $%&#ing perverts :lol: :P
(http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m187/Sachiko_02/Celebrities/Female/Natalie%20Portman/leon.jpg)
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Fuck it, I reckon I could hack jail :lol:
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Fuck it, I reckon I could hack jail :lol:
:lol::P
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However! Back to women that the missus could even approve of:
Julie Christmas - Made Out of Babies/Battle of Mice
(http://asset2.venuszine.com/article_image/image/2489/popup/JulieChristmas_big.jpg)
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(http://www.celebspin.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/Jessica-Alba-nude.jpg)
(http://thesebootsaremadeforstalking.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/jessica-alba.jpg)
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How about Julliette Lewis?
(http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc119/jage7/licks.jpg)
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http://www.celebspin.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/Jessica-Alba-nude.jpg
http://thesebootsaremadeforstalking.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/jessica-alba.jpg
:o
She was mind-blowing on Sin City!
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You know you want it.
(http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc119/jage7/juliapastranabeardedlady1.jpg)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W66yhfMb4d0
Saw these guys live yesterday. She is GORGEOUS.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W66yhfMb4d0
Saw these guys live yesterday. She is GORGEOUS.
Why has this thread gone over to little girls?
Real women please
(http://fbrevolution.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/sienna-guillory-006-fb-min.jpg)
Sienna guillory.
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If we're still going to allow younger girls I could happily hump the singer from Paramore into next Thursday.
Not a bad band actually; it's like The Mars Volta only not quite as awesome.
(http://boobieblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/hayley-williams.jpg)
Just to show how much I regard this woman as a sex object I didn't have a clue what her name was until I just looked.
It's Hayley Williams.
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I thought her name was custard period head
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How about Julliette Lewis?
(http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc119/jage7/licks.jpg)
i've met her a couple of times, she's lovely! and much sexier in the flesh (as it were!)
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Why has this thread gone over to little girls?
Because some of us are little boys!
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(http://lustyreader.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/eastbound-down32.jpg)
Katy Mixon, kindly brought to my attention by Eastbound and Down. Don't find her that attractive when she isn't talking though :?
The character and her image just seem to have a good effect :D
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I saw Jennifer's Body at the weekend. Still not a fan of Megan Fox, but I think I'm in love with Amanda Seyfried:
(http://img.listal.com/image/461789/600full-amanda-seyfried.jpg)
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Any comments on the film, Phil? Megan Fox seems a bit soul-less to me
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Any comments on the film, Phil? Megan Fox seems a bit soul-less to me
I liked it a lot. The emphasis is on comedy and witty dialogue, it's funny but not quite in the Juno league. Personally I could've done with more of the horror elements, but it works.
Megan Fox is a bit soul-less, but fortunately in this case she's supposed to be! :lol: She's not bad really. She gets top billing but the film is much more about Amanda Seyfried's character.
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I thought her name was custard period head
Yeah the hair dye is stupid.
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How about Julliette Lewis?
(http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc119/jage7/licks.jpg)
i've met her a couple of times, she's lovely! and much sexier in the flesh (as it were!)
Did she Scientologise you in the face?
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How about Julliette Lewis?
(http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc119/jage7/licks.jpg)
i've met her a couple of times, she's lovely! and much sexier in the flesh (as it were!)
Did she Scientologise you in the face?
Haha, no, actually the first time she started pulling off her top to show me her new t-shirt which it turned out she wasn't wearing! second time it was just a few minutes of banter about that night's show, and a bit of piss taking about her eye makeup. she was very nice, down to earth, not even vaguely Tom Cruise-like
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How about Julliette Lewis?
(http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc119/jage7/licks.jpg)
i've met her a couple of times, she's lovely! and much sexier in the flesh (as it were!)
Did she Scientologise you in the face?
Haha, no, actually the first time she started pulling off her top to show me her new t-shirt which it turned out she wasn't wearing! second time it was just a few minutes of banter about that night's show, and a bit of piss taking about her eye makeup. she was very nice, down to earth, not even vaguely Tom Cruise-like
Tom Cruise is one of a kind. Unfortunately for Scientology he's become synonymous with the religion. :D
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How about Julliette Lewis?
(http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc119/jage7/licks.jpg)
i've met her a couple of times, she's lovely! and much sexier in the flesh (as it were!)
Did she Scientologise you in the face?
Haha, no, actually the first time she started pulling off her top to show me her new t-shirt which it turned out she wasn't wearing! second time it was just a few minutes of banter about that night's show, and a bit of piss taking about her eye makeup. she was very nice, down to earth, not even vaguely Tom Cruise-like
Tom Cruise is one of a kind. Unfortunately for Scientology he's become synonymous with the religion. :D
Scientology's problems don't start and end with Tom Cruise, he's a bastion of sense amongst the mentalists. :lol:
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I love the way everyone keeps quoting Juliette Lewis smuggling peanuts :lol:
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How about Julliette Lewis?
(http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc119/jage7/licks.jpg)
i've met her a couple of times, she's lovely! and much sexier in the flesh (as it were!)
Did she Scientologise you in the face?
Haha, no, actually the first time she started pulling off her top to show me her new t-shirt which it turned out she wasn't wearing! second time it was just a few minutes of banter about that night's show, and a bit of piss taking about her eye makeup. she was very nice, down to earth, not even vaguely Tom Cruise-like
Tom Cruise is one of a kind. Unfortunately for Scientology he's become synonymous with the religion. :D
Scientology's problems don't start and end with Tom Cruise, he's a bastion of sense amongst the mentalists. :lol:
are all those quotes really necessary, or do you just like the picture that much :P
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I liked it a lot. The emphasis is on comedy and witty dialogue, it's funny but not quite in the Juno league. Personally I could've done with more of the horror elements, but it works.
Megan Fox is a bit soul-less, but fortunately in this case she's supposed to be! :lol: She's not bad really. She gets top billing but the film is much more about Amanda Seyfried's character.
juno was funny?
amanda seyfried is really nice, though. wasn't she in mean girls? and mama mia... but i haven't seen it. honest. no really, i haven't.
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Yes, Juno was funny! :P
But the main reason I mentioned it was that both Juno and Jennifer's Body are written by the same person, Diablo Cody.
I'd never seen Amanda Seyfried before, but I have subsequently found out she was in Mamma Mia.... :|
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How about Julliette Lewis?
(http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc119/jage7/licks.jpg)
i've met her a couple of times, she's lovely! and much sexier in the flesh (as it were!)
Did she Scientologise you in the face?
Haha, no, actually the first time she started pulling off her top to show me her new t-shirt which it turned out she wasn't wearing! second time it was just a few minutes of banter about that night's show, and a bit of piss taking about her eye makeup. she was very nice, down to earth, not even vaguely Tom Cruise-like
Tom Cruise is one of a kind. Unfortunately for Scientology he's become synonymous with the religion. :D
Scientology's problems don't start and end with Tom Cruise, he's a bastion of sense amongst the mentalists. :lol:
are all those quotes really necessary, or do you just like the picture that much :P
I agree - stop quoting or we'll keep having to look at this picture of the lovely Juliette.....oooer PDT_030
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How about Julliette Lewis?
(http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc119/jage7/licks.jpg)
i've met her a couple of times, she's lovely! and much sexier in the flesh (as it were!)
Did she Scientologise you in the face?
Haha, no, actually the first time she started pulling off her top to show me her new t-shirt which it turned out she wasn't wearing! second time it was just a few minutes of banter about that night's show, and a bit of piss taking about her eye makeup. she was very nice, down to earth, not even vaguely Tom Cruise-like
Tom Cruise is one of a kind. Unfortunately for Scientology he's become synonymous with the religion. :D
Scientology's problems don't start and end with Tom Cruise, he's a bastion of sense amongst the mentalists. :lol:
are all those quotes really necessary, or do you just like the picture that much :P
I agree - stop quoting or we'll keep having to look at this picture of the lovely Juliette.....oooer PDT_030
I wonder how long it took to get into those jeans.
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juno was funny?
Yeah, i felt the same really, although i thought it was a fairly good film, funny isn't the word i would use.
Apart from when the dad said he was going to punch Michael Cera's character in the weiner next time he saw him, i lol'd at that bit :)
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Yes, Juno was funny! :P
But the main reason I mentioned it was that both Juno and Jennifer's Body are written by the same person, Diablo Cody.
I'd never seen Amanda Seyfried before, but I have subsequently found out she was in Mamma Mia.... :|
hehe, i agree with ted 'n' leo, funny wouldn't really be the word i'd use to describe it, it was more a drama with some funny bits (the bit where the dad said he didn't know he had it in him was funny). It wasn't terrible or anything, but i'm a bit contrary, and anything which is hyped to the extent which juno was, I'm liable to dislike unless it absolutely rules.
and yeah, i know it was written by the same person. There was an interview in last saturday's guardian guide magazine with her, if you haven't seen it and want to, I could probably scare up a link to it on the guardian website.
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hehe, i agree with ted 'n' leo, funny wouldn't really be the word i'd use to describe it, it was more a drama with some funny bits (the bit where the dad said he didn't know he had it in him was funny). It wasn't terrible or anything, but i'm a bit contrary, and anything which is hyped to the extent which juno was, I'm liable to dislike unless it absolutely rules.
A drama???!!! A film can be a comedy and have serious bits - it doesn't have to be 90 minutes of wanking jokes and infantile face-pulling by the likes of Adam Sandler or Jim Carrey (not that I'm suggesting that's your definition of comedy! :lol: ). Oh well, it's a waste of time categorising things anyway. We'll have to agree to disagree.
As for the hype, I saw Juno at the London Film Festival before there was any hype, so that's irrelevant to me. It's not the fault of a film if it's hyped, the hype exists entirely outside of it. The film deserves to be judged on its own merits. I think Juno's a great film, but there you go.
Sorry, way OT.
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eh, i prefer my comedy not to be too serious.
i thought it was a decent film, but it didn't deserve nearly all the hype it got.
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Can anybody guess who this. She doesn't look like this now.
(http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc119/jage7/annwiddecombeL_468x652.jpg)
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Choucas, if youre going to ask us to guess, you shouldnt leave the filename as anne widdecom
Morena baccrarin
(http://browncoats.com/UserFiles/431ba1b696633/Image/ChelliesPictures/morena3.jpg)
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Choucas, if youre going to ask us to guess, you shouldnt leave the filename as anne widdecom
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: You got totally "pwned" (as the kids say) :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Morena baccrarin
:o
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:o
+1
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Ouch!
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Choucas, if youre going to ask us to guess, you shouldnt leave the filename as anne widdecom
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: You got totally "pwned" (as the kids say) :lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol:
I did know that one anyway. I saw an old film clip of her debating at Oxford (or something like that). Wouldn't say she was an oil painting (nice hair though!), but she looked completely different - and really skinny!
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As a young housecat, a friend and I had a huge crushes on the soprano Montserrat Figueras, even though neither of us had any idea what she looked like at that time.
When we actually got hold of some photos we were really off to the races!
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Not entirely keen on her personality, but June Sarpong I find delicious.
(http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc119/jage7/education-graphics_1084849a.jpg)
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I think June Sarpong's voice is a nightmare!
I'm still obsessed by lust for Mollie King....
Here is her playing guitar and singing with a little lisp (Bless)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4U1fxfV5t0
I'd be very happy to teach her a thing or two... as a more experienced older man. PDT_003 :crazy2: :$%:
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I'd never heard of Mollie King, but after watching that....yes.
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dude, have you heard the saturdays singing live? o_O irony in complaining about june sarpong's voice. :lol:
I mean, i actually like their songs (for a pop group, i mean, i'm not going to buy it or anything like that), but jeez... they can't sing at all... :lol:
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Sarpong's SPOKEN voice!
Sounds like she has a sinus infection.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsiNrGOK0Qc
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yeah, i know. :lol:
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Not entirely keen on her personality, but June Sarpong I find delicious.
I like June. She seems to have got a lot better looking in recent years - a bit of surgical intervention perhaps?
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Not entirely keen on her personality, but June Sarpong I find delicious.
I like June. She seems to have got a lot better looking in recent years - a bit of surgical intervention perhaps?
Philly do you think face or boobs (as in 'June is Bursting Out all Over')?
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Not entirely keen on her personality, but June Sarpong I find delicious.
I like June. She seems to have got a lot better looking in recent years - a bit of surgical intervention perhaps?
Philly do you think face or boobs (as in 'June is Bursting Out all Over')?
:lol:
Face. I haven't followed her career closely enough to comment on the other(s). And they're not really in-yer-face anyway, are they?
She just suddenly started looking attractive a year or two ago. The long hair helps (and that is almost certainly fake!)
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(http://bareknucklepickups.co.uk/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=16076.0;attach=7135;image)
didn't know pandas could play guitar!
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I appreciate this woman so much - Susan Gerl
(http://images.metalpaths.com/article/article-god-dethroned-interview-4.jpg)
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I appreciate this woman so much - Susan Gerl
(http://images.metalpaths.com/article/article-god-dethroned-interview-4.jpg)
Not bad - the 7 strings ruins it for me though.
How geeky is that!
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I appreciate this woman so much - Susan Gerl
Not bad - the 7 strings ruins it for me though.
How geeky is that!
:lol:
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Tabrett Bathell
(http://tabrettbethell.com/wp-content/gallery/tabrett-bethell/tabrett-bethell-2.jpg)
(http://tabrettbethell.com/wp-content/gallery/tabrett-bethell/fashion-show.jpg)
(http://tabrettbethell.com/wp-content/gallery/tabrett-bethell/image5.jpg)
Making cheesy throwaway fantasy programs sexy as $% since...well, since she started acting in one.
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Speaking of which, her co stars gorgeous as well
(http://blog.hdscreencaps.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/bridget_regan_0000.jpg)
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Yep, They qualify.
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Yep, They qualify.
nuff sed :lol:
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what show is that?
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Both are lovely! I second blue's motion!
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Legend of the Seeker.
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The girl from the Baileys Coffee advert. You only see her from the nose down, I hope she has't got three eyes or something....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjW4iFuO-WU (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjW4iFuO-WU)
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The girl from the Baileys Coffee advert. You only see her from the nose down, I hope she has't got three eyes or something....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjW4iFuO-WU (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjW4iFuO-WU)
:lol:
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Is anyone watching Britain's Best Brain on Five?
I know she's pregnant, but Zoe Ball has, er, bloomed! She has some dangerous curves all of a sudden. Blimey! :o
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Zoe Ball's pregant?? What b@stard's done that to her?!!!
:lol:
(I had a big crush on her years ago).
Almost as bad Hazel getting married and up the duff.
Next you'll be telling me Dr Alice is knocked up :lol:
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Did we already discuss Kristen Stewart from Twilight?
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Did we already discuss Kristen Stewart from Twilight?
Nice, but I try to avoid non-scary vampire movies aimed at 13-year-old girls. :P
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F**k yeah --- She's legal and I got a gift for Miley Cyrus just waiting to be unwrapped. Leather knee high boots and denim hotpants... Tell your Daddy it ain't my heart that's getting "achy" :twisted:
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i'd do bad things to her .... ooooooooo yeah!
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She's alright - this made me laugh:
"Miley was about four dressing rooms away from Thom Yorke, so she asked her manager to reach out to his people so the two could meet, because who knew, Miley loves Radiohead. “They’re like, my rock god. I am obsessed with them. This is the only person I would probably cry over. I would cry,” Cyrus said on air.
So what was Radiohead’s response when offered the chance to meet Miley Cyrus? “We don’t really do that,” the band’s reps told Miley’s manager. That was enough to make Cyrus refer to the band as “Stinkin’ Radiohead!”
Cyrus said she was so hurt by Yorke’s dismissal, she didn’t even watch their performance of “15 Step” with the USC Marching Band. “I’m gonna ruin them, I’m gonna tell everyone,” Cyrus threatened"
I think it's safe to say Afghan would have reached out to her given the opportunity - perhaps in more ways than invited to.
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I feel about Miley Cyrus the way Badgermark feels about Cheryl Cole - horrible overconfident brat.
The next Lindsay Lohan, I expect....
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Yet more support for my dislike of T(h)om York(e) and his miserable bunch...
There, there little Miley... Uncle Dave will give you a tickle in a special place and kiss you all better..... :P
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Nice, but I try to avoid non-scary vampire movies aimed at 13-year-old girls. :P
but not the x-factor forum, apparently... o_O
and miley cyrus is too young. way too young. o_O
rachel leigh cook is nice. saw tempo last night, reminded me.
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Did we already discuss Kristen Stewart from Twilight?
Nice, but I try to avoid non-scary vampire movies aimed at 13-year-old girls. :P
I'll tell my fiancé, I'm sure she will be flattered :lol:
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Nice, but I try to avoid non-scary vampire movies aimed at 13-year-old girls. :P
but not the x-factor forum, apparently... o_O
Oh god, that's me pwned. :oops:
:lol:
I'll tell my fiancé, I'm sure she will be flattered :lol:
Are you sure?
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don't worry, philly, i'll still back you up that winger rocks
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Shappi Khorsandi. Intelligent, funny and she looks damn fine too.
(http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2007/04/25/300Shappi_070425111313342_wideweb__300x455.jpg)(http://www.suffolktouristguide.com/latShappi-Khorsandi-pic.png)
+1 and very funny too!
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Tabrett Bathell
(http://tabrettbethell.com/wp-content/gallery/tabrett-bethell/tabrett-bethell-2.jpg)
(http://tabrettbethell.com/wp-content/gallery/tabrett-bethell/fashion-show.jpg)
(http://tabrettbethell.com/wp-content/gallery/tabrett-bethell/image5.jpg)
Making cheesy throwaway fantasy programs sexy as $%&# since...well, since she started acting in one.
seeeeexy girl!
never saw the program but, hey! :)
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Just saw the new video of Pixie Lott, whoohaa, she me likey muchos :D
(http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/500/29830067/Pixie+Lott++PNG.png)
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I always thought she was a she me
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I always thought she was a she me
Pixie Lott? She's only about 18. Are you sure you weren't thinking of Lady GaGa?
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Just saw the new video of Pixie Lott, whoohaa, she me likey muchos :D
Lovely!
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I always thought she was a she me
Pixie Lott? She's only about 18. Are you sure you weren't thinking of Lady GaGa?
No that thing is definitely a He
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pixie's lott's new song is horrible. I liked her first two (especially the second one), but jeez, the current one is a travesty. o_O
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One for Afghan:
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/usa/2758229/Miley-Cyrus-has-pool-break-in-Miami.html
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Why just Afghan?
Can't anyone else 'appreciate' it?
:lol:
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Sure - anyone can appreciate it.
I'm just wondering why Afghan has taken so long to respond to it. I can think of one reason :o
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Sure - anyone can appreciate it.
I'm just wondering why Afghan has taken so long to respond to it. I can think of one reason :o
Yeah, he's the "mystery guy" in the photos. Lost a bit of weight..... :P
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Sure - anyone can appreciate it.
I'm just wondering why Afghan has taken so long to respond to it. I can think of one reason :o
Yeah, he's the "mystery guy" in the photos. Lost a bit of weight..... :P
Sorry guys... just got back from the Newscorp Offices, sold em some holiday pictures I took in Miami. As I told US immigration, I generally always carry a telescopic lens for my SLR and guess who "just happened" to be in some of my shots.
WHAT A NICE SURPRISE! :P
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Have I read this thread right?
47 pages.
FORTY-BLOODY-SEVEN PAGES and not ONE mention of Eliza Dushku?
(http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y243/Spiteface/eliza-dushku-jerry-avenaim-photosho.jpg)
Shame on you. I've had a thing for her ever since she showed up in Buffy The Vampire Slayer the first time.
Also:
(http://15.media.tumblr.com/ilo8HQyiTn9orkjzKKYrfdGXo1_400.jpg)
Gina Carano, an MMA fighter. She was also "Crush" in the recent revival of American Gladiators. Gorgeous.
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Have I read this thread right?
47 pages.
FORTY-BLOODY-SEVEN PAGES and not ONE mention of Eliza Dushku?
Did you read all 47 pages? I admire your patience. :)
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Have I read this thread right?
47 pages.
FORTY-BLOODY-SEVEN PAGES and not ONE mention of Eliza Dushku?
Did you read all 47 pages? I admire your patience. :)
I admire your stamina... don't you start to blister? :P
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Miley Cyrus drops into a tanning salon in Blackpool
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1233805/Miley-Cyrus-tops-tan-Blackpool-sunbed-course-prepares-sing-Queen.html#ixzz0Z0ga1tGj
Pahh... Bloody Lancashire! :(
If I show her the glories of God's Own County Yorkshire we could settle down and have some babies. :P
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Pahh... Bloody Lancashire! :(
If I show her the glories of God's Own County Yorkshire we could settle down and have some babies. :P[/b]
I had no idea you were a Yorkshireman!
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Gina Canaro looks great! And you don't have to worry if you're going too strong, probably... :lol:
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I think I saw Gina Canaro was on icarly the other day.....my son was watching it..honest!
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ok. i just saw "three kingdoms" (an HK wuxia - y'know, i love that stuff). i instantly fell in love with Maggie Q. holy sh...
(http://static.reelmovienews.com/images/gallery/maggie-q.jpg)
(http://www.superiorpics.com/pictures2/Maggie_Q_JS62115.jpg)
(http://vegpledge.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/maggie-q-peta-ad-02.jpg)
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May I present Simone Simons of Dutch Symphonic Metal band Epica:
(http://www.muttley.myzen.co.uk/images/6bjgk85.jpg)
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Jesus Christ... Look at her...
Muttley. You win.
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May I present Simone Simons of Dutch Symphonic Metal band Epica:
(http://www.muttley.myzen.co.uk/images/6bjgk85.jpg)
How could I have forgotten her!??!
Threads over boys, nothing more to see here.
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Jesus Christ... Look at her...
Muttley. You win.
Congratulations Muttley, now Dave's family aren't going to see him until new year. I hope you're pleased with yourself. :?
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Jesus Christ... Look at her...
Muttley. You win.
Congratulations Muttley, now Dave's family aren't going to see him until new year. I hope you're pleased with yourself. :?
Alot of my "potential" family are being wiped up into a tissue as we speak... :? :P
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May I present Simone Simons of Dutch Symphonic Metal band Epica:
Ye Gods! :o
Natural redhead?
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Jesus Christ... Look at her...
Muttley. You win.
Congratulations Muttley, now Dave's family aren't going to see him until new year. I hope you're pleased with yourself. :?
Alot of my "potential" family are being wiped up into a tissue as we speak... :? :P
"LAWL"s and "EWW"s in equal measure, my friend. :lol:
Might be worth mentioning this is the first lady I've seen in this thread that has finally made me nod and say "Hmmm, well she is a handsome lady".
No doubt Metal Hammer will be chucking a load of posters of her in the centre pages to shift a few more units. Lots of adolescent teeny-metaller fapping = a shed load of profit methinks.
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It's a shame Epica are so shite really..
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It's a shame Epica are so shitee really..
My goodness, just had a look on YouTube etc and they really are rather terrible aren't they? If she gets herself in a decent band there's no reason why she couldn't be a star. She's got everything else, just needs to shed the weight of that rubbish band.
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oh my goodness, i really forgot simone simons! sexy as hell, anyway.
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It's a shame Epica are so shitee really..
Yep. I WANTED to like them. I saw simone and I thought - I hope I like that band, I really do. Then I heard them. Such a shame.
She can sing like a mutherfuker though. Very tallented woman. Which only makes her even hotter. Damnit.
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I love dutch girls :P
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She looks like she could take a bag of bricks to the jaw. And everyone thinks she's hot, really?
Heavens.
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She looks like she could take a bag of bricks to the jaw. And everyone thinks she's hot, really?
Heavens.
I think universally the simple conclusion is that:
"You would."
Let alone having a crush or not.
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Only cause someone's put her on a stage, you'd walk past her indifferent in the street.
'Mon the daft Taiwanese BM band lassies, though!
(http://i44.tinypic.com/20t5wro.jpg)
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Only cause someone's put her on a stage, you'd walk past her indifferent in the street.
'Mon the daft Taiwanese BM band lassies, though!
TOO skinny (and I prefer thin girls)
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Only cause someone's put her on a stage, you'd walk past her indifferent in the street.
'Mon the daft Taiwanese BM band lassies, though!
(http://i44.tinypic.com/20t5wro.jpg)
unfortunately this might cause more of Dave's "potential family" to end up on the floor :P
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Only cause someone's put her on a stage, you'd walk past her indifferent in the street.
You're having a laugh aren't you?? She'd stand out a mile in your average street in Manchester!
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Only cause someone's put her on a stage, you'd walk past her indifferent in the street.
You're having a laugh aren't you?? She'd stand out a mile in your average street in Manchester!
I think it was one of those typical nfe poke-a-stick-in-a-wasp-nest comments. :wink:
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Oh aye, for sure ;)
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2 hot cops......................... Eva La Rue(Natalie Boa Vista) and Emily Proctor(Callie) CSI Miami
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Only cause someone's put her on a stage, you'd walk past her indifferent in the street.
You're having a laugh aren't you?? She'd stand out a mile in your average street in Manchester!
I think it was one of those typical nfe poke-a-stick-in-a-wasp-nest comments. :wink:
Yup... I'm not biting on that one :)
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Only cause someone's put her on a stage, you'd walk past her indifferent in the street.
'Mon the daft Taiwanese BM band lassies, though!
(http://i44.tinypic.com/20t5wro.jpg)
unfortunately this might cause more of Dave's "potential family" to end up on the floor :P
gosh.
no, fernando she's not too skinny. and i love all kind of girls... ;)
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Nah, honestly, I just don't think she's very pretty. She's one that comes up a lot on metal/rock forums along with Kat Von Dand the lassies from Nightwish and all those other interchangeable bands. I don't think any of them are very pretty.
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oh, damn... this is serious...
how could i forget about Sonic Syndicate's Karin Axelsson? maybe because Sonic Syndicate suck? but it's no excuse anyway... ;)
(http://wallpaper.metalship.org/images/sonic-syndicate4.jpg)
(http://ss11i01.stream.ip-only.net/images/blog/images/entries/01/41/45/34066/237c3086dfe52a59)
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3551/3328114174_515d43ab01.jpg)
(http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/500/22302001/Sonic+Syndicate+5012343_lghflb080511215559.jpg)
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3459/3231943330_e2ea71ff20.jpg)
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every hot bassist seems to have the LTD F bass, by the way...
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hmm that Pixie Lott is pretty nice :)
(http://i47.tinypic.com/33c5fa1.jpg)
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Only cause someone's put her on a stage, you'd walk past her indifferent in the street.
'Mon the daft Taiwanese BM band lassies, though!
(http://i44.tinypic.com/20t5wro.jpg)
Actually, you're right. It'd go for her over Simone.
Female bassists are bitchin'.
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Female bassists are bitchin'.
Went to see the Magic Numbers the other week and whereas the bassist was chuffin awesome, I still wouldn't :lol:
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Female bassists are bitchin'.
Went to see the Magic Numbers the other week and whereas the bassist was chuffin awesome, I still wouldn't :lol:
Are they that bunch of hippies who look like the Mamas & Papas but with three chubsters rather than one?
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maybe because Sonic Syndicate suck?
I disagree.
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Just watched Bad Santa and took a bit of a liking to Lauren Graham:
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maybe because Sonic Syndicate suck?
I disagree.
a bit too much emocore for my taste... some song is good anyway, but i won't ever define them "melodic death"...
to get back in topic, who's your avatar anyway?
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Mmmm, I like cute, clever women who do sciencey type stuff. So here's NASA scientist Amy Mainzer.
(http://i.ytimg.com/vi/FwzyfYNAhw8/0.jpg)
Spotted on a video via Phil Plait's Bad Astronomy blog: Wide-Field Infrared Survey Explorer video (http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/video/index.cfm?id=879)
The video is a far better representation than the pic.
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Female bassists are bitchin'.
Went to see the Magic Numbers the other week and whereas the bassist was chuffin awesome, I still wouldn't :lol:
Are they that bunch of hippies who look like the Mamas & Papas but with three chubsters rather than one?
They're the ones. Really, really good live and really nice people. Might be on thier next video looking all cool behind the scenes. The band are walking past me and I just turn round and carry on my conversation with the missus. All very nonchalant and caught on video :lol:
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To give that lass from the Magic Numbers her due. She's a cracking bassist of a type you rarely ever see these days. Up with that sort of thing (careful now).
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Mmmm, I like cute, clever women who do sciencey type stuff. So here's NASA scientist Amy Mainzer.
(http://i.ytimg.com/vi/FwzyfYNAhw8/0.jpg)
Spotted on a video via Phil Plait's Bad Astronomy blog: Wide-Field Infrared Survey Explorer video (http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/video/index.cfm?id=879)
The video is a far better representation than the pic.
there is something genuinely magnetic about an actual super science geek who turns out to be a hottie 8)
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On the female bassist front I'm putting in a vote for Tal Wilkenfeld.
(http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc119/jage7/tal205.png)
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On the female bassist front I'm putting in a vote for Tal Wilkenfeld.
(http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc119/jage7/tal205.png)
funny, in this pic she looks a lot like Kate Winslet...
cute, and she's an hell of a bassist, but i insist on the Sonyc Syndicate chick... :)
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edit, i'm falling increasingly in love with Tal Wilkenfield... :)
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I don't think she likes guys though...
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I don't think she likes guys though...
Which one, Tal or the Sonic Syndicate (whoever they may be) girl?
(Not as if any BKP-ers were in with a chance anyway.... :P )
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I don't think she likes guys though...
Which one, Tal or the Sonic Syndicate (whoever they may be) girl?
(Not as if any BKP-ers were in with a chance anyway.... :P )
yes, which one?
anyway, phil, ss are these guys...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76zOrUwvDRI&feature=related
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anyway, phil, ss are these guys...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76zOrUwvDRI&feature=related
That was OK.... it sounded quite familiar actually. Has it been used in an advert or something, or is it just that there are a lot of bands with this kind of sound? :?
(I have to admit I've finally reached an age where I watch music videos and think "why have they got those silly trousers?" "why is he wearing shades and waving his arms around in that absurd melodramatic way?")
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The shades killed my concentration.... I feel I was unfairly prejudiced against the band by my hatered of Bono... :?
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Yeah, Bono crossed my mind as well. Unfortunately.
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I don't think she likes guys though...
Which one, Tal or the Sonic Syndicate (whoever they may be) girl?
(Not as if any BKP-ers were in with a chance anyway.... :P )
Tal. Well yeah, suppose so, but knowing a girl is a lezza puts me off
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I never knew that about Tal. Doesn't stop her being a little darling though.
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Where did you get that info Will?
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Hmm, can't remember, think it was reading through the LP forum and it came up, google doesn't seem to answer it any more
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anyway, phil, ss are these guys...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76zOrUwvDRI&feature=related
That was OK.... it sounded quite familiar actually. Has it been used in an advert or something, or is it just that there are a lot of bands with this kind of sound? :?
(I have to admit I've finally reached an age where I watch music videos and think "why have they got those silly trousers?" "why is he wearing shades and waving his arms around in that absurd melodramatic way?")
i reached it too, i fear... :)
and for the deja vu part i think it's your second option... they've got an absolutely generic sound.
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I've developed a bit of a crush on Reese Witherspoon. This is mainly due to me watching Legally Blonde last night. I know this is one of Philly's favourite films and am surprised he hasn't mentioned this lovely lady before :D
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I've developed a bit of a crush on Reese Witherspoon. This is mainly due to me watching Legally Blonde last night. I know this is one of Philly's favourite films and am surprised he hasn't mentioned this lovely lady before :D
:o
:lol:
The rom-com is pretty much the only movie genre I absolutely can't stand, with very few exceptions (Honeymoon In Vegas and Overboard spring to mind).
But...... actually, I do like Reese Witherspoon rather a lot. She seems bright, doesn't have huge fake tits or obvious plastic surgery, and doesn't appear to be permanently coked up to her eyeballs. And she's tiny. :D
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But...... actually, I do like Reese Witherspoon rather a lot. She seems bright, doesn't have huge fake tits or obvious plastic surgery, and doesn't appear to be permanently coked up to her eyeballs. And she's tiny. :D
She was great on Jonathan Ross. I don't usually watch it but made an exception just for her - she came across as totally down to earth and really nice. I would like to take her out to dinner one day. The only thing that spoilt the 'interview' was that tw@t Ross doing the same old act as usual.
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She was great on Jonathan Ross. I don't usually watch it but made an exception just for her - she came across as totally down to earth and really nice. I would like to take her out to dinner one day. The only thing that spoilt the 'interview' was that tw@t Ross doing the same old act as usual.
I didn't see it, but I have to agree about Jonathan Ross. He's a witty guy and I used to think he was brilliant back in those far-off days when he made programmes about strange foreign films.
His chat show was good when it started too, but now he just goes through the same tired old routine every week, with the same guests over and over again (not that any of them get to say anything, he's too busy enjoying the sound of his own voice). I can't stand to watch it now, I turn over the second the theme music starts. That horse he's flogging isn't just dead, it's sun-bleached bones.
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He is a complete cretin. Just because you say it very loud and look at the audience when shouting doesn't make it funny.
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Total agreement vis a vis Jonathan Toss. Meanwhile I'd like to put in a vote for KT Tunstall. She's not drop dead gorgeous, but I love her naturalness. Her backing singers cut the mustard too.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiJ4Pb_wr0Y
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And she's tiny. :D
I *LOVE* tiny girls!!!!!!!!!! :D
+1 to Reese Witherspoon! Lovely!
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+1 to Reese Witherspoon!
If she get's to 5 does she grow an inch?
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+1 to Reese Witherspoon!
If she get's to 5 does she grow an inch?
I hope NOT!!!
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Watching BSG and have developed a crush on boomer:
(http://www.justdesktopwallpapers.com/images/celebrities/gracepark/grace_park_1280x1024.jpg)
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^ and who wouldn't?
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What's BSG?
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What's BSG?
Battlestar Galactica
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i am going through all of bsg again, definately a fan of boomer not so sure about athena since she is always dressed as a raptor pilot ;)
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but not this boomer ;)
(http://battlestar.ugo.com/images/heroes/boomer-original-series.jpg)
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i am going through all of bsg again, definately a fan of boomer not so sure about athena since she is always dressed as a raptor pilot ;)
It's my first time Wez - very enjoyable so far. Just started season 2. Boomer is much nicer than Athena :wink:
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ooh sorry, have they named her athena yet - i think thats series 3, sorry for the spoilers.
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No worries mate - Jane gave it away. I keep having to remind her to not give any plot away.
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(http://www.justdesktopwallpapers.com/images/celebrities/gracepark/grace_park_1280x1024.jpg)
:o :o :o
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Exactly.
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I was going to write something about females in BSG, but there's no way to write it without it being a spoiler.
Nevermind. 8's are best, though. Then 6's then 3's.
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If you had an orgy with one of each you'd have 17.
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If you had an orgy with one of each you'd have 17.
That's Gary Glitter's logic..
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This jappy is really really breath-taker!
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This WHAT?
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canadian:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grace_Park_%28actress%29
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This WHAT?
japanese... too many letters, I shortened to jappy...
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The phrase just doesn't really have good connotations.
Forgiven on account of English being your second language :)
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The phrase just doesn't really have good connotations.
Forgiven on account of English being your second language :)
Good to know, here in Brazil we say "japa" in no offensive way... will remember it...
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but not this boomer ;)
(http://battlestar.ugo.com/images/heroes/boomer-original-series.jpg)
He's HOT! and you know what they say about Ni**ers...
(just winding up Fernando for his unintentional racist language - I am neither racist or gay)
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I am neither racist or gay
..but what about that time with Michael Clark Duncan, when you got drunk & went back to his room?
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Aside from the girlfriend ahem...
It has to be Natalie Portman *swoons*
Whether she's made up:
(http://thesebootsaremadeforstalking.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/natalie-portman.jpg)
Or not :)
(http://www.tshirtw@tch.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/03/natalie-portman-skull-tshir.jpg)
She's a bloody good actress too.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoxXpmTOEO0&feature=related
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53 pages and no eva mendes? Really?
(http://frillr.com/files/images/eva%20mendes.preview.jpg)
And a shocking shortage of Sienna Miller...
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoxXpmTOEO0&feature=related
What a pretty girl. Why does she feel compelled to play guitar like an 80's schoolboy who can't get a bird that doesn't have to buffer? :? :(
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoxXpmTOEO0&feature=related
What a pretty girl. Why does she feel compelled to play guitar like an 80's schoolboy who can't get a bird that doesn't have to buffer? :? :(
When are some people gonna understand... Hot chicks dig that sh!t!
Brootalz or whatever is NEVER gonna get a cute chick shakin' her peachy ass with her girlfriends in a club...
That is a FACT. :P
Ask an expert... "Is that true Dave?"
(http://nogoodforme.filmstills.org/images/davidleeroth.jpg)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoxXpmTOEO0&feature=related
What a pretty girl. Why does she feel compelled to play guitar like an 80's schoolboy who can't get a bird that doesn't have to buffer? :? :(
When are some people gonna understand... Hot chicks dig that sh!t!
Brootalz or whatever is NEVER gonna get a cute chick shakin' her peachy ass with her girlfriends in a club...
That is a FACT. :P
Ask an expert... "Is that true Dave?"
(http://nogoodforme.filmstills.org/images/davidleeroth.jpg)
No, it wont.
But I got to fling about endless bridesmaids when I was playing weddings, and an embarrassing number of loose-morals ladies at function gigs. No end of perms, spandex and tapping gets you the same action.
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He's HOT! and you know what they say about Ni**ers...
(just winding up Fernando for his unintentional racist language - I am neither racist or gay)
:lol: bugger!
Both Natalie Portman and Eva Mendes are ütterly gorgeous... the girl on youtube, well, she's pretty, but it's a hell out of make up to make her look outstanding (I think...)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoxXpmTOEO0&feature=related
What a pretty girl. Why does she feel compelled to play guitar like an 80's schoolboy who can't get a bird that doesn't have to buffer? :? :(
I know I'll regret this, but what does "doesn't have to buffer" mean? :?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoxXpmTOEO0&feature=related
What a pretty girl. Why does she feel compelled to play guitar like an 80's schoolboy who can't get a bird that doesn't have to buffer? :? :(
I know I'll regret this, but what does "doesn't have to buffer" mean? :?
Buffering is basically just loading on the internet.
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I'm still none the wiser. :|
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You know when you press play on something on youtube or whatever, and it takes a minute to load, that minute is spent buffering.
I feel the gag has been lost amongst explanation, now :(
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You know when you press play on something on youtube or whatever, and it takes a minute to load, that minute is spent buffering.
I feel the gag has been lost amongst explanation, now :(
Sorry. Crossed line. I was imagining an in-the-flesh person and just couldn't see where computer buffering came into it.
But don't worry, people who got it won't need to read the subsequent posts.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoxXpmTOEO0&feature=related
This is the musical equivalent of the blonde DD receptionist you hire even though she can't type, then... Steve Vai, wtf?
The buffering gag took me a whie, too.
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And I still ain't got it... but no matter, who cares...
She's cute (ish), plays a fine guitar... but oh dear, she's an Aussie
gulp, is that an acceptable term? Forgive me, I'm just an ignorant Pom :lol:
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She's cute (ish), plays a fine guitar... but oh dear, she's an Aussie
gulp, is that an acceptable term? Forgive me, I'm just an ignorant Pom :lol:
I think "Aussie" is an acceptable term, but the "oh dear" casts doubt on your PC credentials. :wink:
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoxXpmTOEO0&feature=related
girl equivalent of paul gilbert? very nice!
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She seems horribly annoying, but.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifA1AQe_NF0
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:o WOW
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She seems horribly annoying, but.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifA1AQe_NF0
She's really lovely & yes REALLY annoying.... It's like there is probably a really nice girl under all that attention seeking whore act.
I think I'd find it harder to date a girl like that than I would a pornstar or call girl.
I'd have to tell her to stop that shite. :x
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I'd have to tell her to stop that shitee. :x
:lol:
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She seems horribly annoying, but.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifA1AQe_NF0
Now that's a pair of norks!
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Indeed. Kinda makes up for the annoyingness. Not that I'm shallow or anything :lol:
And to bring back the Partridge quotes:
"I would love to have it off with her!"
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Quite a few nice ones in Glee
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0WSpUyRZx4
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Indeed. Kinda makes up for the annoyingness. Not that I'm shallow or anything :lol:
And to bring back the Partridge quotes:
"I would love to have it off with her!"
"ooooh sex" :lol: :lol:
"do you like me ... sex-wise?" :lol: :lol:
I'm off the Hunstanton spice museum... :P
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:lol:
"she was first in line when God was giving out... tits"
I think thats the line anyway.
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:lol: God, what is this Partridge?
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:lol: God, what is this Partridge?
Genius, pure genius.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29SslXv_Ja8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1v8VAt5hO8s
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lecytazY6n4
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Cool!
Shameless re-post, but hey, she still rocks my mind hardly:
(http://tudoglobal.com/files/2009/12/Priscila_Pires.jpg)
Priscila Pires, from Big Brother Brasil... She is as shameless as she's hot :twisted:
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She seems horribly annoying, but.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifA1AQe_NF0
HOLY MOTHER! where can i get one?
but i bet you those are fake..
the eyes i mean.. nobody has such eyes outside of anime :P
why ,.. the $% ... did you have to post this???
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Cool!
Shameless re-post, but hey, she still rocks my mind hardly:
(http://tudoglobal.com/files/2009/12/Priscila_Pires.jpg)
Priscila Pires, from Big Brother Brasil... She is as shameless as she's hot :twisted:
Isn't she the one that was on big brother in the uk and used to have a c--k?
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Ergh... no...
That was Nadia.
(http://www.bigbrotheronline.co.uk/bb5/contestants/images/nadia_lge.jpg)
(http://www.orange.co.uk/images/editorial/nadia480.jpg)
(http://www.virginmedia.com/images/nadia_290.jpg)
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Shameless re-post, but hey, she still rocks my mind hardly:
Priscila Pires, from Big Brother Brasil... She is as shameless as she's hot :twisted:
Isn't she the one that was on big brother in the uk and used to have a c--k?
Definely she DOESN'T have a c--k :?
I don't think at all that she looks like a tranny :? And she was from Big Brother in Brazil...
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Shameless re-post, but hey, she still rocks my mind hardly:
Priscila Pires, from Big Brother Brasil... She is as shameless as she's hot :twisted:
Isn't she the one that was on big brother in the uk and used to have a c--k?
Definely she DOESN'T have a c--k :?
I don't think at all that she looks like a tranny :? And she was from Big Brother in Brazil...
You must be blind from all the wanking! That's the same man!
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As for the large eyed, mammary blessed, dark haired, Yankee lady, with the tongue for languages. Have a look at her cats and racks vids...
I want to put my swimming cap on and dive on in there!
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i got her vids on repeat.. my eyes are bleeding cos i'm not blinking :P
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:lol:
They are pretty addictive.
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No idea who she is, but...
(http://braexplosion.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/monster-braless-boobs-in-a-tight-dress-711x1024.jpg)
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^ Crikey!!!
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Tissues please!
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that looks like the 1st image of a set of porn pics
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No idea who she is, but...
(http://braexplosion.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/monster-braless-boobs-in-a-tight-dress-711x1024.jpg)
Her name is Anna Song PDT_019 (don't know how I could know that but turn off your adult filter if you google her)
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Oh dear... sorry but that is hideous. Anyone who's boobs almost reach their knees remind me of large old ladies.
Shame, she has a kind face, it would go better with a more....proportionate body. :?
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After doing a little *ahem* reserach I might say that I agree with Nadzilla
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that looks like the 1st image of a set of porn pics
+1!
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I can see the stretch marks from here.
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you couldn't friggin miss them!
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Most girls tits sag when their bras come off unless they're lucky, young and fit or have a chest full of bath sealant and that girl doesn't have a bra on so they're where they should be for a pair so big which are bordering on spectacular! . That Dave, is a fantastic find! :lol:
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absolutely not a fan of HUGE boobs... i like proportions...
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Aye, in my opinion anything after DD is too much.
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Emmanuelle Chriqui. i've never seen her in a movie, but she rocks!
(http://www.topnews.in/files/images/Emmanuelle-Chriqui4.jpg)
(http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-photos/emmanuelle-chriqui-step-up-los-angeles-premiere-ZhMISl.jpg)
(http://www.isawontv.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/emmanuelle-chriqui.jpg)
(http://man-over-board.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/1emmanuelle_chriqui_jpg.jpg)
(http://img1.tvloop.com/img/showpics/b5/13/l33c170a90001_2_23935.jpg)
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2354/2690843723_3a3213c766.jpg)
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Can I have all of the pictured ladies together. I don't mind watching for a while either.
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The large chested lady is quite magnificent in every way.
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Emmanuelle Chriqui. i've never seen her in a movie, but she rocks!
I read the other day that she's "officially" the most desirable woman in the world, according to AskMen.com (whatever that may be).
I'd never heard of her, but whoever those Men they Asked were, they weren't far wrong.
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Emmanuelle Chriqui. i've never seen her in a movie, but she rocks!
I read the other day that she's "officially" the most desirable woman in the world, according to AskMen.com (whatever that may be).
I'd never heard of her, but whoever those Men they Asked were, they weren't far wrong.
i knew of her existence reading the same new... and i suspected you would have liked her too! :)
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a bit of a SHOCK-HORROR
(http://beattrend.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/lily-allen.jpg)
i didn't ever focused on Lily Allen's thighs... and SO i found her damn sexy...
but below her skirt she looks worse than my mother does at 63. terrible thing.
please, lily, keep your stockings on, i like to remember you this way... :)
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/02/01/article-1133283-03421D0A000005DC-622_468x653.jpg)
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WHAT THE $%
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WHAT THE $%&#
exactly the same thing i said.
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That's put me off my tea. I was going to have cottage cheese...
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That's put me off my tea. I was going to have cottage cheese...
You just reminded me of this, lol:
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/play/670/
"I don't like your cottage cheese thighs, besides, you been with too many guys..."
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Had to BUMP this lovely lady because of our friend dheim! Hey you did a much better work on the last page, man :P
Emmanuelle Chriqui. i've never seen her in a movie, but she rocks!
(http://www.topnews.in/files/images/Emmanuelle-Chriqui4.jpg)
(http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-photos/emmanuelle-chriqui-step-up-los-angeles-premiere-ZhMISl.jpg)
(http://www.isawontv.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/emmanuelle-chriqui.jpg)
(http://man-over-board.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/1emmanuelle_chriqui_jpg.jpg)
(http://img1.tvloop.com/img/showpics/b5/13/l33c170a90001_2_23935.jpg)
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2354/2690843723_3a3213c766.jpg)
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Thank you Fernando ! That was the much needed antidote to those last Lily Allen pictures ..... :lol:
( Especially nice were the pictures with her wearing the pink, and lace fronted tops, ; she has such lovely, rich olive skin - a nice, healthy girl ). :D
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NOW i know where she's from!!!
Don't mess with the Zohan! yes, very very yummy girl :D
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This has a certain appeal
(http://www.gfxwallpapers.com/images/wallpapers/meyes_guitar_B-203703s.jpeg)
and so does this
(http://image.linkinn.com/userfile/pictures_0907/Image/Cute_Sexy_Gorgeous_Big_Busted_Denise_Milani_11.jpg)
but then I like women with curves.....
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Jesus, what a sexy lips!!!!
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This has a certain appeal
(http://www.gfxwallpapers.com/images/wallpapers/meyes_guitar_B-203703s.jpeg)
and so does this
(http://image.linkinn.com/userfile/pictures_0907/Image/Cute_Sexy_Gorgeous_Big_Busted_Denise_Milani_11.jpg)
but then I like women with curves.....
Yeah, what is that, and ESP?
;-)
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Ooh, I've just thought of one.
Watching TV before the sh!tty daily commute, and the Adios advert just came on! You know, the one where she's dancing around in just her pants?
I like her.
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Ooh, I've just thought of one.
Watching TV before the sh!tty daily commute, and the Adios advert just came on! You know, the one where she's dancing around in just her pants?
I like her.
+1
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Girls and Guitars are good, but I'm now addicted to " Cats and Racks " ... :lol:
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Girls and Guitars are good, but I'm now addicted to " Cats and Racks " ... :lol:
quite
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Had to BUMP this lovely lady because of our friend dheim! Hey you did a much better work on the last page, man :P
Emmanuelle Chriqui. i've never seen her in a movie, but she rocks!
(http://www.topnews.in/files/images/Emmanuelle-Chriqui4.jpg)
(http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-photos/emmanuelle-chriqui-step-up-los-angeles-premiere-ZhMISl.jpg)
(http://www.isawontv.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/emmanuelle-chriqui.jpg)
(http://man-over-board.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/1emmanuelle_chriqui_jpg.jpg)
(http://img1.tvloop.com/img/showpics/b5/13/l33c170a90001_2_23935.jpg)
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2354/2690843723_3a3213c766.jpg)
...and i do it again 'cause she's really hot! :)
anyway those lily allen pics really shocked me, i will never look at her with the same eyes... i'd have preferred to discover that she's got a c--k instead.
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:lol:
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anyway those lily allen pics really shocked me, i will never look at her with the same eyes... i'd have preferred to discover that she's got a c--k instead.
Yeah, cottage-cheese thighs = no-go area; c--k = minor inconvenience.
:|
:?
Are you sure? :lol:
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anyway those lily allen pics really shocked me, i will never look at her with the same eyes... i'd have preferred to discover that she's got a c--k instead.
Yeah, cottage-cheese thighs = no-go area; c--k = minor inconvenience.
:|
:?
Are you sure? :lol:
well... maybe not. maybe.
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Willy Allen? I'll take the dimples.
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(http://lh4.ggpht.com/_CY5sR-S8ah8/ST5sbDQp6NI/AAAAAAAAADg/zS9_dccn9LM/kimber-james.jpg)
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who's that with the rye smile?
& another lovely lady (IMO) Jewel Staite...sci-fi goddess
(http://www.jewel-staite.net/gallery/albums/photoshoots/blacksuit/14.jpg)
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I have to be careful as Mrs 38th is on the prowl and keeps looking over my shoulder.
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who's that with the rye smile?
& another lovely lady (IMO) Jewel Staite...sci-fi goddess
(http://www.jewel-staite.net/gallery/albums/photoshoots/blacksuit/14.jpg)
Rye, has she been on the whiskey? I said that with a wry smile! ;)
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+1000 for Jewel Staite - she is "Marriage Material" in my book.
Knowing I won't makes me sad :(
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we should take this topic onto the marry/kill/fcuk
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(http://lh4.ggpht.com/_CY5sR-S8ah8/ST5sbDQp6NI/AAAAAAAAADg/zS9_dccn9LM/kimber-james.jpg)
Sorry, THIS one looks like a shemale... Not that one I've posted...
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WELL DONE!!!!
It is a "she male"
Top of the class Fernando :lol: :lol:
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WELL DONE!!!!
It is a "she male"
Top of the class Fernando :lol: :lol:
???
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WELL DONE!!!!
It is a "she male"
Top of the class Fernando :lol: :lol:
I thought you were up to something. I hadn't twigged, but she has got an odd face. A hint of the BFG about her.
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With all the criticism of Lilly Allen's thighs & a few suggesting that a c--k would be prefered
I thought I'd throw in a picture of a "woman" with and unbelieveably tight body.....
Oh... and a c--k. Kimber James.
(http://www.hotwendywilliams.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/kimber_james30221.jpg)
I can't believe it's not butter....
(though you'd need butter a la "last tango in paris") :lol: :lol:
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Bad, bad Dave... Are you having a late missing time from that she/he guitar player???
I second PhillyQ's motion, "she" looked very weird, but I'm a little bit innocent... I thought: "No, he won't go THAT far"...
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He looks a lot like Carla Bruni do ya think?
(http://static.thehollywoodgossip.com/images/gallery/carla-bruni-sarkozy-picture.jpg)
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Ooh, I've just thought of one.
Watching TV before the sh!tty daily commute, and the Adios advert just came on! You know, the one where she's dancing around in just her pants?
I like her.
+1 on her!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kr_IcYg-OWA&NR=1
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Pills that make you dance uncontrollably, whatever next...
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He looks a lot like Carla Bruni do ya think?
(http://static.thehollywoodgossip.com/images/gallery/carla-bruni-sarkozy-picture.jpg)
with that psycho smile on i bet i'd look more or less exactly like them. without tits, of course. but no, i don't think so... :p
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So you're more concerned about the quality of the smile rather than the presence of a c--k? :lol: :lol:
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So you're more concerned about the quality of the smile rather than the presence of a c--k? :lol: :lol:
i never said that. both could be annoying... :)
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(http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/31/l_a2947c63e820432390dfdadb5539bdf8.jpg)
(http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/17/l_a5c91fe5629940728e2fc8faee9afe86.jpg)
(http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/130/l_3f0373d5eef446d09f6266bdf31bba08.jpg)
(http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/148/l_e484393701f6426b956badfa21af0a93.jpg)
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Blimey, who is that?
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Doris Yeh, plays bass in a band called Chthonic.
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Nice work, you even managed to work in an extreme metal connection. :)
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The pool of hot lassies in extreme metal is very, very shallow, sadly.
As it goes, I don't think I've ever listened to her band. Reviews seem to suggest I wouldn't dig them, and that'd just spoil it all. :lol:
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Thanks nfe, for uplifiting the level of this thread again!
That is a lovely japanese girl! I'm very sad that I've never managed to kiss a japanese girl...
My first love (at 11 or so) was a 14years old japanese, lovely at best... Add my incompetence in the art of convincing girls to date me and the huge age difference (in %) it was my first broken heart time... Too bad Blues isn't known in Brazil :lol:
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I think she's Taiwanese, Fernando - she might not like being called Japanese! :lol:
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Nah, sorry again... seem like I've been making troubles with asians a lot lately :lol: :(
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At least he didn't say "jappy" this time :lol: :P
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At least I gave one step further :lol:
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:lol: :lol:
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§ Fernando, like an abba song, we think you like c--k.
It took me 78 minutes to type the above so please take it with a pinch of slat.
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shobet's pissed again :? How much abuse can we handle tonight? :P :D
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What is a pinch of Slat?
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What is a pinch of Slat?
I think it's when you sit on a wooden deckchair and catch a bit of skin. Very painful. :x
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§ Fernando, like an abba song, we think you like c--k.
It took me 78 minutes to type the above so please take it with a pinch of slat.
well, at least I don't have one on my avatar :?
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§ Fernando, like an abba song, we think you like c--k.
It took me 78 minutes to type the above so please take it with a pinch of slat.
well, at least I don't have one on my avatar :?
That's a CGI c--k you silly Mexican tw@t ;)
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BTW, your hat makes you look kind of gay and somewhat simple.
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BTW, your hat makes you look kind of gay and somewhat simple.
I'm crying with laughter here... It's all kicked off now! :lol: :lol:
For such a good natured board we do need shobet to fling his sh1t around like a retarded chimp once a week...
(http://www.complex.com/blogs/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/chimp_lead.jpg)
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Dear, oh dear, oh dear...
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Thanks for clearing that up Philly. Painful that Slat pinching. We've all been there no doubt.
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BTW, your hat makes you look kind of gay and somewhat simple.
I'm crying with laughter here... It's all kicked off now! :lol: :lol:
For such a good natured board we do need shobet to fling his sh1t around like a retarded chimp once a week...
(http://www.complex.com/blogs/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/chimp_lead.jpg)
Did you get that picture off my mother?
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Didn't you mean 'How' and 'of'?
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:)
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Charlotte Lubbock (singer with Symphony Cult)
(http://hphotos-snc1.fbcdn.net/hs270.snc1/9725_149499219659_149270959659_2460432_4917143_n.jpg)
(http://hphotos-snc1.fbcdn.net/hs270.snc1/9725_149498519659_149270959659_2460430_572212_n.jpg)
(http://hphotos-snc1.fbcdn.net/hs270.snc1/9725_149286604659_149270959659_2459492_611984_n.jpg)
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nah....she needs to go on the mars bar diet
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I'd hit!
You mean she needs to get a little more curves, horsehead? I think this a little, but not as bad as most actress (in deed they usually most to recuperate their curves)
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ladies with curves = lovely
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Charlotte Lubbock (singer with Symphony Cult)
(http://hphotos-snc1.fbcdn.net/hs270.snc1/9725_149499219659_149270959659_2460432_4917143_n.jpg)
(http://hphotos-snc1.fbcdn.net/hs270.snc1/9725_149498519659_149270959659_2460430_572212_n.jpg)
(http://hphotos-snc1.fbcdn.net/hs270.snc1/9725_149286604659_149270959659_2459492_611984_n.jpg)
Customers of mine!!
They endorse Feline Strings!!
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ladies with curves = lovely
Oh yes ; I do like to see ( within reason ) " an ample sample " .... :)
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Customers of mine!!
They endorse Feline Strings!!
Damn bugger!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Didn't you mean 'How' and 'of'?
I'm pissing myself laughing here - nice one Matt!
Huw left my gig last night night quite well steamed, and then proceeded to come on here and make an arse of himself. Outrageous :lol:
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I've never heard of Symphony Cult before, and have now read about them on two forums tonight.
If I wasn't listening to a pile new music already I would possibly even trouble myself to have a nose at their myspace.
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I've never heard of Symphony Cult before, and have now read about them on two forums tonight.
If I wasn't listening to a pile new music already I would possibly even trouble myself to have a nose at their myspace.
I'm listening to them now - not bad at all.
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Didn't you mean 'How' and 'of'?
I'm pissing myself laughing here - nice one Matt!
Huw left my gig last night night quite well steamed, and then proceeded to come on here and make an arse of himself. Outrageous :lol:
Well prepare for round 2 this weekend as I'm at loose end and your playing Macc again.
Potentially double trouble
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Prompted by a comment by ( the newly official ) Sifu Ben on the " What are you listening to" thread ; It is time for a bit of the 'other' Audrey I think ! :D
(http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u135/Fourth_Feline/06d6cbae.jpg)
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Prompted by a comment by ( the newly official ) Sifu Ben on the " What are you listening to" thread ; It is time for a bit of the 'other' Audrey I think ! :D
(http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u135/Fourth_Feline/06d6cbae.jpg)
Audrey Tautou is really sweet... good choice!
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Charlotte Lubbock (singer with Symphony Cult)
(http://hphotos-snc1.fbcdn.net/hs270.snc1/9725_149499219659_149270959659_2460432_4917143_n.jpg)
(http://hphotos-snc1.fbcdn.net/hs270.snc1/9725_149498519659_149270959659_2460430_572212_n.jpg)
(http://hphotos-snc1.fbcdn.net/hs270.snc1/9725_149286604659_149270959659_2459492_611984_n.jpg)
i don't like her AT ALL.
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Here's one I just remembered...
Reverend Joanna Jepson
(http://magicstatistics.com/wp-content/pictures/persons/Joanna_Jepson.jpg)
(http://www.bagofnothing.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/joanna1chplain.jpeg)
(http://www.bobpitch.com/anon/Portly_Giraffe_joanna_jepson.jpg)
I think she is REALLY cute and intellegent.... She is Chaplain at The London College of Fashion.
I'm not going to be crude about her out of respect.... even I have some boundries.. :?
Could she save the soul of a sinner like me?
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Almost finished with Dexter S4 now. This one gets her baps out a few times, recommended viewing (it has a great storyline this series as well)!
(http://i47.tinypic.com/2exa54z.jpg)
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Here's one I just remembered...
Reverend Joanna Jepson
I think she is REALLY cute and intellegent.... She is Chaplain at The London College of Fashion.
I'm not going to be crude about her out of respect.... even I have some boundries.. :?
Could she save the soul of a sinner like me?
So how do you know about her then? Has she been on the telly? (Take Me Out, perhaps?)
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She's campaigned against late-term abortions and done a bit of telly for obvious reasons...
I've produced some good Philosophy work on the subject of abortion so that's kinda why see bliped up on my radar.
She's very eloquent & charming on tele... & I adore her eyes. :oops:
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Being a Reverend would turn me off instantly anyway, but I really don't think she's pretty.
It's put me in mind of that lassie in Neighbours that was a nun and gave it up so she could get a panelling. Probably off some unrealistic swine like Toadie.
(http://www.icelebz.com/celebs/natalie_blair/images/photo1.jpg)
(http://www4.pictures.gi.zimbio.com/David+Jones+Collection+Launch+Arrivals+KdykH_ZngfWl.jpg)
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Here's one I just remembered...
Reverend Joanna Jepson
(http://magicstatistics.com/wp-content/pictures/persons/Joanna_Jepson.jpg)
(http://www.bagofnothing.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/joanna1chplain.jpeg)
(http://www.bobpitch.com/anon/Portly_Giraffe_joanna_jepson.jpg)
I think she is REALLY cute and intellegent.... She is Chaplain at The London College of Fashion.
I'm not going to be crude about her out of respect.... even I have some boundries.. :?
Could she save the soul of a sinner like me?
Very nice Dave, :)
Definitely my cup of tea. A sweet face ( you were right about the eyes ! )- and a compelling persona . She certainly has that inner radiance - and I can imagine would be great to share afternoon tea with / chat to. I do love a woman with extra dimensions.
Thanks for posting ! :D
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She's campaigned against late-term abortions and done a bit of telly for obvious reasons...
I've produced some good Philosophy work on the subject of abortion so that's kinda why see bliped up on my radar.
She's very eloquent & charming on tele... & I adore her eyes. :oops:
All the religious stuff would be a hurdle, but I see where you're coming from. I think it's attractive to see someone on TV talking about something other than fake tans and getting lashed. I always have a bit of a thing for news presenters and the lady scientists on Horizon.
(I suppose what I may actually be saying is that I can cope with "serious", but women "having fun" are a bit too scary for me.... :? :oops: )
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I can imagine would be great to share afternoon tea with / chat...
What a lovely thought, I feel quite wistful thinking about that... Ahhh...
A genuinely interesting woman with reasoned opinions on a subject (even if I disagree) is truly beguiling.
Looks come and go but a great personallity lasts a lifetime or a marriage..
What's happend to ME!!!
Sorry guys normal Afghan Dave service will be resumed shortly...
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Dr Alice Roberts... Really reminds me of an ex-girlfriend (also a Dr & researcher)
I loved that bitch...
(http://markaviss.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/ihj.jpg)
(http://www.bbc.co.uk/home/images/main_promo/bbc2/die_young_wt_l_1.jpg)
(http://www.bristol.ac.uk/news/2007/5474.html/2007-06-01.8974176864/image)
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I fear Sister Mary Catherine of neighbours fame is being carelessly overlooked.
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She isn't holding a skull with a gentle but slightly suggestive cupping technique and a look that says "I know stuff about anatomy that is beyond the basic competency required in my medical studies"
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She isn't holding a skull with a gentle but slightly suggestive cupping technique and a look that says "I know stuff about anatomy that is beyond the basic competency required in my medical studies"
:lol:
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She isn't holding a skull with a gentle but slightly suggestive cupping technique and a look that says "I know stuff about anatomy that is beyond the basic competency required in my medical studies"
The sad thing about that is that virtually everything she has ever said in any programme she has ever been involved with on the television has been unerringly fiction dressed up as anthropology.
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I think the question that needs to be asked is, does she take it up the back passage?
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Ohhhhhhh! Rrrrrrenneeee!
(http://www.vickimichelle.org/clinch.jpg)
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I think the question that needs to be asked is, does she take it up the back passage?
Can't answer that, but it appears from this that she's used to considerable qualifications in the trouser department.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIMbsosjRXA
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Mrs Melissa Satta "Vieri":
(http://contenti1.espn.com.br/foto/pequena/a47bebd3-8038-3618-aa5f-1ee7c70f1468.jpg)
:o Speechless
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:o
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Call me fussy but her feet look too big.
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fussy
you don't look at the mantlepiece when your stoking the fire
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Call me fussy but her feet look too big.
You kidding me... :(
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Call me fussy but her feet look too big.
I'd say she is a UK size 8 shoe, but at 5'10" tall thats not so strange (and often American women do seem to have larger feet than European ones for the same height)
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Call me fussy but her feet look too big.
You kidding me... :(
Just a little - I wouldn't say no :wink:
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Call me fussy but her feet look too big.
You kidding me... :(
Just a little - I wouldn't say no :wink:
Deep low voice: "I see NO HOPE!" :(
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Call me fussy but her feet look too big.
I'd say she is a UK size 8 shoe, but at 5'10" tall thats not so strange (and often American women do seem to have larger feet than European ones for the same height)
There's a man with an eye for feet. :? :P
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Call me fussy but her feet look too big.
I'd say she is a UK size 8 shoe, but at 5'10" tall thats not so strange (and often American women do seem to have larger feet than European ones for the same height)
There's a man with an eye for feet. :? :P
You can't beat a nice UK size 4-5, with shorter toes in nice proportion to the rest of the foot.
( I am saying no more without a Solicitor being present ... ) :roll:
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Call me fussy but her feet look too big.
I'd say she is a UK size 8 shoe, but at 5'10" tall thats not so strange (and often American women do seem to have larger feet than European ones for the same height)
There's a man with an eye for feet. :? :P
:lol:
I read that and the first thing I thought was "Yeah Jonathan, I dig feet, too"
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Call me fussy but her feet look too big.
I'd say she is a UK size 8 shoe, but at 5'10" tall thats not so strange (and often American women do seem to have larger feet than European ones for the same height)
There's a man with an eye for feet. :? :P
No - more of a shoe thing
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v662/felineguitars/CUSTOM%20BUILT/felinefrankie.jpg)
And seeing as I like my women a bit top heavy - they usually need appropriately sized feet - just to be able to stand upright
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And seeing as I like my women a bit top heavy - they usually need appropriately sized feet - just to be able to stand upright
You like your women like Weebles - they wobble but they don't fall down.
(http://www.stuffwelove.co.uk/images/weebles1.jpg)
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And seeing as I like my women a bit top heavy - they usually need appropriately sized feet - just to be able to stand upright
You like your women like Weebles - they wobble but they don't fall down.
(http://www.stuffwelove.co.uk/images/weebles1.jpg)
... A photograph originally meant for the 'Post a picture of yourself' thread. That's me and Philly at the last B.K.P bash, I am the ( older ) cross dresser on the right.
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are they.....butt plugs?
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are they.....butt plugs?
D'you want this thread closed down as well, you bad person you? :P
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What....I'm just an innocent mannnnnnnnn, woah woah!
OK I'll clean up....after finishing with this lady
(http://www.charme-du-jour.net/var/img/full/cote-de-pablo-sexy.jpg)
(http://images.buddytv.com/battleimages/usr700010445/700010445_54497922-e9a3-4c5f-8fd6-9a2386d2e387-gw300h400-6.jpg)
Cote De pablo
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Lovely! A bit too skinny, but lovely anyway!
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Is this better?
(http://www.welaf.com/resources/200611/pic/1164640778.jpg)
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OH GOOD GOD!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kY84MRnxVzo
Yeah BIYATCH!!
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Is this better?
Your mum? :?
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Is this better?
(http://www.welaf.com/resources/200611/pic/1164640778.jpg)
Not very fuel efficient, is it ? Surely there are easier ways to sell your bike Dave ... :wink:
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Is this better?
Your mum? :?
No she's dead unfortunately. Now how do you feel.
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Is this better?
Your mum? :?
No she's dead unfortunately. Now how do you feel.
Like sending you the hat ?
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Is this better?
Your mum? :?
No she's dead unfortunately. Now how do you feel.
I'm sorry for her, don't know what's your problem with me, but be sure to take it clean whenever you want...
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Nicely said Fernando. Such gentle restraint dignifies both parties. Such naughtiness and slander should be left to the 'other' forums. :) We are not only here to enjoy the comradeship and info, but represent to any casual 'Googlers' the image and reputation of B.K.P's good name . The informality we enjoy being a welcome break from life's little hardships ; not the start of the hunting season.
( I turned to Jazz, Afghan Dave turned romantic & sentimental - so anything's possible ... ) :lol:
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Nicely said Fernando. Such gentle restraint dignifies both parties. Such naughtiness and slander should be left to the 'other' forums. :) We are not only here to enjoy the comradeship and info, but represent to any casual 'Googlers' the image and reputation of B.K.P's good name . The informality we enjoy being a welcome break from life's little hardships ; not the start of the hunting season.
Yep, I agree with that.
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Nicely said Fernando. Such gentle restraint dignifies both parties. Such naughtiness and slander should be left to the 'other' forums. :) We are not only here to enjoy the comradeship and info, but represent to any casual 'Googlers' the image and reputation of B.K.P's good name . The informality we enjoy being a welcome break from life's little hardships ; not the start of the hunting season.
Yep, I agree with that.
+1. Nicely put.
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STOP!!
Have a cup of tea & listen to this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJTBPdVpdMc&feature=related
(Then f**k off - you're all c**ts) PDT_002 PDT_001
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Here's one I just remembered...
Reverend Joanna Jepson
(http://magicstatistics.com/wp-content/pictures/persons/Joanna_Jepson.jpg)
(http://www.bagofnothing.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/joanna1chplain.jpeg)
(http://www.bobpitch.com/anon/Portly_Giraffe_joanna_jepson.jpg)
I think she is REALLY cute and intellegent.... She is Chaplain at The London College of Fashion.
I'm not going to be crude about her out of respect.... even I have some boundries.. :?
Could she save the soul of a sinner like me?
I AM shocked Dave
When you hinted you had a photo of a pretty girl in a dog collar in front of some poor guy tied to a cross, I had expected something of a perverse nature - shame on me for underestimating you
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Nicely said Fernando. Such gentle restraint dignifies both parties. Such naughtiness and slander should be left to the 'other' forums. :) We are not only here to enjoy the comradeship and info, but represent to any casual 'Googlers' the image and reputation of B.K.P's good name . The informality we enjoy being a welcome break from life's little hardships ; not the start of the hunting season.
Yep, I agree with that.
+1. Nicely put.
I'm perplexed, I thought it had been friendly joshing all round :?
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Is this better?
(http://www.welaf.com/resources/200611/pic/1164640778.jpg)
Not very fuel efficient, is it ? Surely there are easier ways to sell your bike Dave ... :wink:
I thought this was VERY funny but I don't know if Twinfan hangs out on this thread...
We are all joshing arn't we?
Because if it's gonna go down, I'm gonna take you down to China Town.. PDT_040 PDT_045
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STOP!!
Have a cup of tea & listen to this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJTBPdVpdMc&feature=related
(Then f**k off - you're all c**ts) PDT_002 PDT_001
This is BBC Radio 4 :
Tonight's reading came to us from the Right Reverend David of Afghan ; who ( in recent times ) has become something of a national treasure on the B.K.P forum . This came as quite a welcome career change after he had found himself unable to hold the Missionary position for very long. :)
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I thought this was VERY funny but I don't know if Twinfan hangs out on this thread...
I'm here - chuckling! :lol:
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What....I'm just an innocent mannnnnnnnn, woah woah!
OK I'll clean up....after finishing with this lady
(http://www.charme-du-jour.net/var/img/full/cote-de-pablo-sexy.jpg)
(http://images.buddytv.com/battleimages/usr700010445/700010445_54497922-e9a3-4c5f-8fd6-9a2386d2e387-gw300h400-6.jpg)
Cote De pablo
she's been criminally overlooked! :)
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Being a Reverend would turn me off instantly anyway, but I really don't think she's pretty.
It's put me in mind of that lassie in Neighbours that was a nun and gave it up so she could get a panelling. Probably off some unrealistic swine like Toadie.
(http://www.icelebz.com/celebs/natalie_blair/images/photo1.jpg)
(http://www4.pictures.gi.zimbio.com/David+Jones+Collection+Launch+Arrivals+KdykH_ZngfWl.jpg)
and so was this one...
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I know it sounds lame, but the mole on her lip would just distract me all the time
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I know it sounds lame, but the mole on her lip would just distract me all the time
I don't like her at all.
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It would give me something to aim at
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computer high five coming your way for that one matt
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Shappi Khorsandi. Intelligent, funny and she looks damn fine too.
(http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2007/04/25/300Shappi_070425111313342_wideweb__300x455.jpg)(http://www.suffolktouristguide.com/latShappi-Khorsandi-pic.png)
I just had to resurrect this nomination, as she has been on the television tonight ( a repeat of 'Live at the Apollo' ) and she appealed on many levels. I enjoyed the routine - and thought she looked 'real world' lovely. :)
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I know it sounds lame, but the mole on her lip would just distract me all the time
I can't be @rsed to go back and look... but aren't yout the guy that posted the "mantlepiece and fire" wisdom earlier? :lol:
Having said that, now you've pointed the mole out, I'd be the same
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yes I was, but do as I say not as I do ;)
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Shappi Khorsandi. Intelligent, funny and she looks damn fine too.
I just had to resurrect this nomination, as she has been on the television tonight ( a repeat of 'Live at the Apollo' ) and she appealed on many levels. I enjoyed the routine - and thought she looked 'real world' lovely. :)
She was on "This Week" last Thursday too.
I like your "'real world' lovely" description. These perfect young actresses and models are all fine and dandy, but the likes of us lot are never going to meet anyone like that - and even if we did, they'd look down their surgically-enhanced noses at us. Let's accept and embrace the real world! :)
Off-topic, but I've been thinking recently that stand-up comedy is one of the few branches of the performing arts where you can't succeed on looks alone. You can be a hugely successful actor, presenter - even musician - with not one iota of talent, so long as you look good. But stand-ups have to do it the hard way, writing their own material and winning over hostile audiences.... and to look at, most of them are ordinary to downright ugly. It's all about talent, and all the better for it.
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I don't think she's funny at all but agree with the "real world lovely" thing!
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3rd'd
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I think Shappi Khorsandi is extremely attractive, but I think her comedy is mediocre.
And she's been a waste of a Question Time panellist twice!
Still, I'd winch her, aye.
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Still, I'd winch her, aye.
There goes that Scottishism again...
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Bored at work and waiting for 6 o'clock to come...
Anyone mentioned Julia yet?
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Bored at work and waiting for 6 o'clock to come...
Anyone mentioned Julia yet?
Dunno, are you bored enough to read the preceding 65 pages? :wink:
Always quite liked the younger Sawalha. I have to admit I don't find her sister entirely unattractive either - more personality-wise though.
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the things to be done to her in that cr@ppy BBC1 show she's in, while in a bustle is not worth mentioning
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3rd'd
+1 on Shappi Khorsandi
+1 on Julia Sawalha in a corset (and Natalie too )
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I lusted after her for years:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHsip5xOenQ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHsip5xOenQ)
That combination of shoegazer looks and voice...
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I lusted after her for years:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHsip5xOenQ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHsip5xOenQ)
That combination of shoegazer looks and voice...
A 'definate' there . :D
I had not realised that she was the sweet , sweet voice in that charming song. Having just properly caught up with this thread , I must also mention that Julia Sawalha is also one of those ladies I'd like to meet ; just for the relaxed joy of spending time with, perhaps walking by the river, laughing together - and watching the sun play on her face and hair. Then to a cozy coffee shop and there, discovering the very essence of the woman \ women concerned.
In both of the above cases, there is again, that sense of being 'natural' - and as we were saying about Shappi, 'real world lovely'. You can imagine ( in the emotive / comfortable sense ) waking up next to any of those ladies, and the tousled, un-made up - bad hair version of each, making you conclude that life was indeed treating you very well. :)
Very nice. :)
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I had not realised that she was the sweet , sweet voice in that charming song. Having just properly caught up with this thread , I must also mention that Julia Sawalha is also one of those ladies I'd like to meet ; just for the relaxed joy of spending time with, perhaps walking by the river, laughing together - and watching the sun play on her face and hair. Then to a cozy coffee shop and there, discovering the very essence of the woman \ women concerned.
Blimey Derek, you're getting more poetic every day! :D
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Thank you Philly, very kind of you to say . :)
I was an accidental poet and I didn't even know it.
I really must start mixing my filter coffee a bit weaker ; as I sit here typing somewhat effusively, with eyes like soup plates. I tend to type directly as I am inwardly thinking ; which (in turn ) does unintentionally get a bit' random' . I am perhaps one of the few people who can even hi-jack his own thread, get it back on topic - and subsequently wreck it again. More 'tourettes' than testimony.
" Nurse ! the screens please ". :mrgreen:
Cheers ! :)
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:lol: Yeah...
I'd noticed the "more poetic thing" going on there FF, I'd put it down to some good thing happening in your life... or possibly boredom at work, or possibly even the early onset of the male menopause :lol:
But, I have to admit I cannot cast any stones about "typing as I think"... it's all I know how to do... I talk like that as well...
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:lol: Yeah...
I'd noticed the "more poetic thing" going on there FF, I'd put it down to some good thing happening in your life... or possibly boredom at work, or possibly even the early onset of the male menopause :lol:
But, I have to admit I cannot cast any stones about "typing as I think"... it's all I know how to do... I talk like that as well...
Answers as follows :
1) Lamotrigine.
2) Retired due to 1
3) If am indeed (re) approaching the male menopause, It's now from the wrong end.
Cheers Andy ! :)
( Next question from the panel please ) :lol:
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3) If am indeed (re) approaching the male menopause, It's now from the wrong end.
:lol: :lol:
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Derek, you rock! or jazzes, if you prefer :P
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or jazzes, if you prefer :P
is that some kind of euphemism?
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Derek, you rock! or jazzes, if you prefer :P
Thank you Fernando ; :)
I chose 'Rock' but only because I initially mistook your 'a' for an 'i' . :)
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(http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2009/10/jenkinsPA_450x429.jpg)
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Is that a drag queen dressed as Katherine Jenkins?
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Is that a drag queen dressed as Katherine Jenkins?
:D It could be. Will have to check with my sources.
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Terrible dandruff, just look at her left shoulder.
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Terrible dandruff, just look at her left shoulder.
:lol:
Are you saying you'd give her the 'brush off' if she approached you ?
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or is she a Terminator hmmmmm
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or is she a Terminator hmmmmm
Don't worry, we can always get Shobet to turn her off... :wink:
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PINK
(http://l.yimg.com/kh/images/yahoo/arista//0506_pink_a.jpg)
i just watched her "live in australia", and have some thoughts about it.
1) maybe her music isn't, but SHE's much more rock than metallica, to name just one...
2) she's awesome live, and sings without any trace of playback or overdubs (hell, i can't hear any, at least) while doing things i could never dream of (like hanging upside down...)
3) she's got a serious band (justin derrico is damn good, for example)
4) in her nasty and overly muscular way she's HOT
5) i love her version of "baby i'm gonna leave you"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tQubiPhhV0&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32k3YqMQgwk
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I think she's hot too!!!
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Lovely lass. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUDZRFnTM3c
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I was really impressed with the band that Pink has, as well as a few songs I watched. So impressed that I bought the DVD! I also like Shakira for that fit woman look. I'm amazed at the body moves in the 'She Wolf' video:
(http://media.lnmstage01.com/non_secure/images/20090728/lowres_img_2596/lowres_img_2596_640.jpg)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=booKP974B0k (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=booKP974B0k)
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Lovely lass. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUDZRFnTM3c
seriously...Dong-a-dance?
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uh, shakira... she's got class! (and a great voice too) :)
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uh, shakira... she's got class! (and a great voice too) :)
Hmmm, have you seen that live version of Back in Black? Not at all sure about the voice, but she is quite ridiculously hot.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYQCTML5VX8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYQCTML5VX8)
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uh, shakira... she's got class! (and a great voice too) :)
Hmmm, have you seen that live version of Back in Black? Not at all sure about the voice, but she is quite ridiculously hot.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYQCTML5VX8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYQCTML5VX8)
i don't like this version at all... i love shakira's voice, but she can't really sing rock songs with her style.
but listen AND LOOK at this!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDJXc5H99BI&feature=related
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Now she needs to go across my knee for a good spanking. Then when she's crying it will be lollypop time!
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My two boys love Pink:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgEL49Sd8dI (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgEL49Sd8dI)
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My two boys love Pink:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgEL49Sd8dI (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgEL49Sd8dI)
:lol:
great woman!
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My two boys love Pink:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgEL49Sd8dI (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgEL49Sd8dI)
Pink also likes to eat oysters as well I believe. Now a Pink, Shakira, my other half and a Shob sandwich would be nice.
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My two boys love Pink:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgEL49Sd8dI (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgEL49Sd8dI)
Pink also likes to eat oysters as well I believe. Now a Pink, Shakira, my other half and a Shob sandwich would be nice.
taking away your both halves (respect, man, as gangsta say) it's something i'd like to patecipate... :)
anyway i'm not sure about the oyster thing. she looks like that for sure, but look often misleads us mortal creatures
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but listen AND LOOK at this!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDJXc5H99BI&feature=related
Crumbs. Are you allowed to look like that in Dubai?
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but listen AND LOOK at this!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDJXc5H99BI&feature=related
Crumbs. Are you allowed to look like that in Dubai?
:)
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but listen AND LOOK at this!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDJXc5H99BI&feature=related
Crumbs. Are you allowed to look like that in Dubai?
I must chip in and agree about Shakira ; very attractive, puts a lot into the act - and has a lot to put in ! :o
The Dubai clip was from the ' Back with a Yashmak ' tour.
She did a good cover version of "Sheik your money maker" .
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:lol:
Yep add another vote to Shakira.
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Jesus, Shakira is HOT!
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Jesus, Shakira is HOT!
I always wondered what her first name was. :)
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(http://uniontheater.wisc.edu/press/photos/Mariza/bELEM.JPG)
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/23/31787494_7ac0f5c148.jpg)
Mariza, maybe the greatest living fado singer... she's not exactly a beauty, but is certainly graceful and has got LOADS of class.
This song strikes me like a load of bricks, every single time... oh, and by the way Lisbon is my favourite city on earth, i'd love to move there, a day...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UAjrYJH4yo&feature=related
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I see what you mean dheim :
Not my usual facial cup of tea ( and one suspects the feeling is mutual ) - but the passion, dignity and grace is most evident. There is also a sense of warmth and sincerity there, that imbues the presentation : a good heart. Her qualities being not only evident at the outset ; but also one imagines , would remain enduringly attractive .
:)
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check out my Telecaster thread on Time Out - I'm more than a little attracted to the lady with the guitar
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I'm a big lover of Portugal as a country and have been to a fair share of Fado bars in my visits. That clip is a superb piece of music.
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I saw Mariza on the Jools Holland show and was spell-bound. Excellent and interesting choice of crush.
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Has Sophie Dahl been mentioned yet? Just saw a bit of her cooking programme on bbc2 or something, she's lovely!
The sponge she made looked rank though, too much icing! :lol:
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Has Sophie Dahl been mentioned yet? Just saw a bit of her cooking programme on bbc2 or something, she's lovely!
The sponge she made looked rank though, too much icing! :lol:
prefered her when she had a bit more meat on her bones
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Has Sophie Dahl been mentioned yet?
prefered her when she had a bit more meat on her bones
Agreed:
(http://www.sophie-dahl.com/images/thumbnails/opium.jpg)
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(http://theobscura.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Susan_Coffey_sideshowsito_Skin_and_Lace.jpg)
(http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2006/02/11/jenniferhawkins_narrowweb__300x410,0.jpg)
(http://www.terrorhotties.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/emmanuelle-vaugier-2-gm_l9.jpg)
Susan coffey, jennifer hawkins and emmanuelle vaugier, all sexy, impossibly beautiful win.
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Miss Susan Coffey = :o :o :o :o :o
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Countdown, punching above it's weight...
(http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00061/rachel1_61144a.jpg)
(http://i44.tinypic.com/11ajosj.jpg)
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I'm with Fernando on that on. I'd put that woman on a pedestal, just so I could do nasty, nasty things to her...
and, an odd one. Since there's little to do before work of a morning, I started watching "Ninja Warrior" on whichever TV graveyard it's on. Sometimes, it's a Women's Edition, or, in fact, a different show (Kunoichi) marketed under the same name for us gaijin.
And if it is, well, by god, there's a strong chance Ayako Miyake will be on it. I'm having trouble finding decent pics of her at present, and even in the best of them, she's a little "odd" looking, but I tell ye, there's something about that lass in motion does strange things to a man.
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Speaking as an old geezer this is my top totty. She'll be fifty next month. The fabbo Kristin Scott Thomas.
(http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc119/jage7/kristin-scott-thomas-20060428-12603.jpg)
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Rachel from Countdown... haha!
the only good thing about Channel 4 HD
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and, an odd one. Since there's little to do before work of a morning, I started watching "Ninja Warrior" on whichever TV graveyard it's on. Sometimes, it's a Women's Edition, or, in fact, a different show (Kunoichi) marketed under the same name for us gaijin.
And if it is, well, by god, there's a strong chance Ayako Miyake will be on it. I'm having trouble finding decent pics of her at present, and even in the best of them, she's a little "odd" looking, but I tell ye, there's something about that lass in motion does strange things to a man.
hehe, indeed. rie komiya, too.
EDIT: and susan coffey, posted by mark, does appear to be made of unadulterated win.
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The fabbo Kristin Scott Thomas.
What a lovely face! That's what I like on girls: vivid eyes, thin nose and juicy lips :D
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...juicy lips :D
:? Steady..... :D
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You damn filthy burger! :lol:
So bad to not have full domain of the language :?
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You damn filthy burger! :lol:
So bad to not have full domain of the language :?
Just insert the word 'turd' before 'burger' (and optionally replace burger with burglar), and you're doing just fine ;)
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:)
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Ooooh..... Billie Piper with glasses and wild hair. Yum.
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/04/13/article-0-091E7EA3000005DC-853_224x562.jpg)(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/04/13/article-0-091E7EB6000005DC-442_224x562.jpg)
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sorry billie piper...or Kristen stewart....& I don't like kristen stewart
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(http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/500/27575269/Marina++the+Diamonds+marina.jpg)
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(https://www.cupidboutique.com/store/images/Ball-Gag_SE2740-00-2-t-.jpg)
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(http://www.dianelebow.com/wp-content/gallery/afghanistan/Happy%20one-legged%20Afghan%20man.JPG)
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:lol: :lol:
Is that the girls-best-friends girl?
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Marina & the Diamonds
+
Ball Gag
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A Happy Afghan....
Simples. :D
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(http://www.the-medium-is-not-enough.com/assets_c/2009/06/karen_gillan_01_1024-thumb-480x360-3277.jpg)
I would have been watching Dr.Who anyway.... but now I wont miss it
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Marina & the Diamonds
+
Ball Gag
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A Happy Afghan....
Simples. :D
= a Happy Afghan on the sex offenders' register, maybe...
o_O
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= a Happy Afghan on the sex offenders' register, maybe...
o_O
I'm not sure they allow multiple entries?
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
I was thinking of saying something like that but thought it was too rude. I'll happily laugh when someone else says it, though :lol:
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(http://www.dianelebow.com/wp-content/gallery/afghanistan/Happy%20one-legged%20Afghan%20man.JPG)
"Based on midweek data I hope for a number 1 on this weeks UK Sex offenders Chart "
I'm not sure they allow multiple entries?
She didn't, that's how I made the register! :lol:
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:lol:
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"Based on midweek data I hope for a number 1 on this weeks UK Sex offenders Chart "
:lol: :lol:
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to afghan's edit: zomg... o_O :lol:
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She didn't, that's how I made the register! :lol:
Ok there, Cowboy!
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:lol: :lol:
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was the simples in the meerkat voice?
I think this was posted earlier...Doctor Who got sexy!
(http://media.nowpublic.net/images//97/9/979193a8cb401c54fde119f43fd23e31.jpg)
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^ Yeah, she would get my vote.
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That new Dr Who girl is very nice indeed.
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(http://i.realone.com/assets/rn/img/6/1/0/5/11135016-11135019-large.jpg)
Imogen Heap
she's not the prettiest girl around but i love her anyway... :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKZsZkH_MJc&NR=1
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was the simples in the meerkat voice?
I think this was posted earlier...Doctor Who got sexy!
(http://media.nowpublic.net/images//97/9/979193a8cb401c54fde119f43fd23e31.jpg)
That's from Dr Who??!!!
I saw the 1st episode, I already prefer the new man to young Mr Tennant, and the young lady is quite nice as well, but we've missed the others due to more pressing engagements...
BUT... if this is what we've been missing, then perhaps Mrs R can go to the theatre by herself next weekend! :lol:
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Andy, make friends with iplayer!
She is really stunning and the new series of Dr.Who is effin great so far. Matt Smith is a bucket of fun, much more so than the dreary housewives wet dream David Tennant
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Is that actually from an upcoming episode? It's certainly not from one so far, the Daily Mail will be going bananas. They've already had a tirade about sexing up Dr Who with her outrageous miniskirt in episode one, you know, when she's positively overdressed compared to the bulk of the Doctor's 60's and 70's companions :lol: