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Title: large roll of edam
Post by: monkeywalker on March 06, 2006, 07:18:59 PM
this is the off topic off topic section so i can get away with this.

it's my 18th birthday on march 14th, ooo not long. anyway, my friend mary is buying me a roll of edam cheese, but it's not just any roll, i'm talking 15 inch diameter roll of cheese guys!! how cool is that, and i'm just gunna roll it around at my party, which is the saturday after my birthday, and ask people if they'd like a slice or two.

my brother and his best mate who is a genius when it comes to plans, cunning plans might i add, are going to pull some kinda strange prank. they said it's ben done several times before, i'm quite looking forward to it though because it should be funny.
Title: large roll of edam
Post by: sambo on March 06, 2006, 07:35:09 PM
hahaha  :lol:

is the prank gonna involve the edam lol?!?!?!?!
Title: large roll of edam
Post by: monkeywalker on March 06, 2006, 07:37:59 PM
No the prank was planned before the edam was mentioned and my bro doesn't know abou the edam yet.

he will be most impressed when i tell him though :lol:
Title: large roll of edam
Post by: indysmith on March 06, 2006, 08:22:36 PM
brb - i need cheese and biscuits now...


I'm not even joking!
Title: large roll of edam
Post by: sambo on March 06, 2006, 08:34:15 PM
hahaah edam... what a great word and a great present too. wheres your friend getting it from?
Title: large roll of edam
Post by: 38thBeatle on March 06, 2006, 08:49:45 PM
Ah the comedy potential of cheese- never fails to amuse.
Title: large roll of edam
Post by: monkeywalker on March 06, 2006, 10:12:08 PM
i dont know where the cheese is coming from but i'll find out for you and we can all go out and buy some large cheeses.ho ho ho.
i'll take a photo of it and try to put it on here for you.

cheese and biscuits, nowt finer i tell thee!!
Title: large roll of edam
Post by: sambo on March 06, 2006, 10:13:43 PM
yerrrrr i want some giant edam!!!!

watch out ol is on the prowl- *hide the dodgy comments*

its like the great escape.... we have to hide all our daily activities for risk of being found out by the guards....
Title: large roll of edam
Post by: Tinus on March 06, 2006, 10:27:21 PM
Dude, although I am from Holland I actually hate cheese in any shape or form. Like living in Italy and hating pasta. So enjoy our nations' most famous export product bar one (which I DO like btw) while I'm chuffed about another hunk of milk gone bad has left my country.

My guess is the prank is based on a hysteric add on MTV a few years ago by Denis Leary, in which he promoted the use of a cheese helmet so he could eat it all day. Would love to see a picture of that.
Title: large roll of edam
Post by: sambo on March 06, 2006, 10:28:51 PM
hahaha cheese helmets.... dutch exports.... that post was a great read.
Title: large roll of edam
Post by: dave_mc on March 06, 2006, 10:57:33 PM
man, that's gonna be one rockin' 18th.

Beer.

Check.

Strippers.

Check.

Edam.

Check.

 8)
Title: large roll of edam
Post by: sambo on March 06, 2006, 11:06:53 PM
hahahaha!!! im gonna put that on every checklist i make now.... whatever its for...

p.s had to mention beer dave didnt ya..  :wink:
Title: large roll of edam
Post by: dave_mc on March 06, 2006, 11:32:58 PM
why do people think i'm a drunkard when i'm from northern ireland?

i don't really drink, to be honest- at least, not to get drunk.

Bah, stereotypes.
Title: large roll of edam
Post by: sambo on March 06, 2006, 11:36:35 PM
i know dude, i would never have done it.... if a certain someone hadnt have kicked it off.... i couldnt help myself.... the lay-up was there... it was set out perfectly... it would have been a crime not to.... im sorry...
Title: large roll of edam
Post by: dave_mc on March 06, 2006, 11:39:07 PM
Quote from: sambo
i know dude, i would never have done it.... if a certain someone hadnt have kicked it off.... i couldnt help myself.... the lay-up was there... it was set out perfectly... it would have been a crime not to.... im sorry...


i know, no worries, sambo :D
Title: large roll of edam
Post by: sambo on March 06, 2006, 11:41:41 PM
:D
Title: large roll of edam
Post by: Searcher on March 07, 2006, 05:45:45 AM
Cheese is milk with a yeast infection.  :P

Pranks are cool, though.  Oh, the practical jokes I've pulled on old flatmates.  The simplest ones are the best.
Title: large roll of edam
Post by: _tom_ on March 07, 2006, 11:42:18 AM
Hahahahah I can just imagine someone running around a party rolling cheese! Sounds awesome, can I come :P

As for practical jokes, this isnt that great realyl but it annoys people. Take a printscreen of a mates computer desktop, then move all of the icons and folders etc on the screen into one existing folder on the desktop. Now set the saved printscreen as the background. When they try to click on icons it wont work  :D You could also minimize the task bar aswell so they cant even click on start  :lol:
Title: large roll of edam
Post by: Kilby on March 07, 2006, 04:08:05 PM
Quote from: Tinus
So enjoy our nations' most famous export product bar one (which I DO like btw) while I'm chuffed about another hunk of milk gone bad has left my country.


So what dutch export do you like then ?

Clogs (nope)
Geneva (nope)
Cheese (by your own admission nope)
Amstel (it's not exported it's brewed abroad now)
Drunken English Stag Parties (nope than's a Dutch Import)
Canals
Stoned French & German people

Ermmm I'm running out of options here. !

Err I'm left with caps or porn

Rob... (don't worry only teasing)
Title: large roll of edam
Post by: sambo on March 07, 2006, 04:13:09 PM
CLOGS ARE AWESOME!!! how dare you slate the name of the holy symbol or dutch heritage that is 'clogs'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?  :evil:  :x
Title: large roll of edam
Post by: indysmith on March 07, 2006, 04:21:15 PM
i hate to say it but sambo's right man, ur stepping right out of line! :O
Title: large roll of edam
Post by: Kilby on March 07, 2006, 04:27:56 PM
Quote from: sambo
CLOGS ARE AWESOME!!! how dare you slate the name of the holy symbol or dutch heritage that is 'clogs'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?  :evil:  :x


You do realise that the French lay claim to wooden footware, with the sabot.

Any shoe good enough for Brian May, come to think of it Mr May seems to be a real nice guy (he had a conversation with my son in the airport last year) so I won't take the piss.

Though thinking about it I think my dislike of clogs comes from the wife hitting me with one of hers (across the back of the head).

Personally I wooden believe anybody would lay claim to the bloody things(Yeah I know I had to say it)

rob...
Title: large roll of edam
Post by: sambo on March 07, 2006, 04:32:23 PM
you and your bloody puns.... honestly....

i would lay claim to clogs if i had a claim to make..... i.e. if i was dutch.....

and as for the french sabot- well it wasnt about wooden footware in general it was just clogs- so the french sabot thingy is irrelevant.....

how did your son talk to brian may? t'was probably a look-a-like....
Title: large roll of edam
Post by: dave_mc on March 07, 2006, 05:00:11 PM
Quote from: _tom_
As for practical jokes, this isnt that great realyl but it annoys people. Take a printscreen of a mates computer desktop, then move all of the icons and folders etc on the screen into one existing folder on the desktop. Now set the saved printscreen as the background. When they try to click on icons it wont work  :D You could also minimize the task bar aswell so they cant even click on start  :lol:


 :lol:

that's a good one
Title: large roll of edam
Post by: Kilby on March 07, 2006, 05:00:30 PM
Quote from: sambo

and as for the french sabot- well it wasnt about wooden footware in general it was just clogs- so the french sabot thingy is irrelevant.....

how did your son talk to brian may? t'was probably a look-a-like....


if ( shoe_material != 'wood' && origin != 'dutch')
   {
      printf ("\t It is not a clog !\n");
   }
   else
   {
      printf ("\t It is a clog !\n");
   }

Doo deee dooo dooo (Off to the twilight zone we call further off topic)

William, my son was coming over to visit me in London last June, and Queen had been playing a gig the night before.

The Queen entourage was infront of william and the wife, and she pointed out Brian May, and told him who he was. Anyway William said somthink like "I wish I had my guitar with me" (he has his own 3/4 sized strat).

Anyway somebody from the Queen party must have heard this because after william was left through security (he was travelling by himself), Brian May came up and introduced himself.

Something to the effect of "My names Brian May and I play guitar too" though after a couple of minutes Brian was called for boarding his flight and had to go.

So when William arrived at Heathrow he had the story to tell. William said that he didn't think it would have been too cool to ask for an autograph, but didn't have time to ask for a guitar pick (I later explained that Brian used a sixpence).

All in all it shows Brian to be a really nice guy, and the Queen staff to be very kind and considerate people. Certainly it was a big day for a 10 year old.

Doo dee dooo dooo (normal proggramming is now being resumed.)
Title: large roll of edam
Post by: sambo on March 07, 2006, 05:05:36 PM
touching story.... really is.....

but what in the world was going on before that little tale was told?!?!?!?!??!
Title: large roll of edam
Post by: Kilby on March 08, 2006, 08:23:47 AM
Quote from: sambo
touching story.... really is.....

but what in the world was going on before that little tale was told?!?!?!?!??!


As for the Queen business, it's a nice story and shows that success dosn't spoil some people (thats a nice thing to be reminded of).

Just a little C source to help you decide if a shoe is a clog or not

basically if the shoe isn't wooden and it isn't dutch it prints not a clog

otherwise print it is a clog.

Rob...
Title: large roll of edam
Post by: _tom_ on March 08, 2006, 10:59:02 AM
I actually understood that  :o I dont know if I should be happy or ashamed by my apparent geekiness!
Title: large roll of edam
Post by: Kilby on March 08, 2006, 01:03:23 PM
Quote from: _tom_
I actually understood that  :o I dont know if I should be happy or ashamed by my apparent geekiness!


I'm actually disgusted that I could remember any C in the first place

Though logically the program is wrong as far as I am concerned

Basically if a shoe is made from wood it's a bloody clog, though of course the French will lay claim to ownship of clogs as well as everything else.

I'm still wondering which dutch export that Tinus is referring to though.

Rob...
Title: large roll of edam
Post by: _tom_ on March 08, 2006, 02:20:12 PM
I dont even know any programming language unless a bit of html counts. Its just pretty obvious if you read it  :P
Title: large roll of edam
Post by: sambo on March 08, 2006, 04:10:58 PM
what the hell is C source?????
Title: large roll of edam
Post by: Kilby on March 08, 2006, 04:17:18 PM
Quote from: sambo
what the hell is C source?????


A salty sauce mede from Sea of course

Young people these days !
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Post by: sambo on March 08, 2006, 04:19:01 PM
:?  
         >
        -


^(thats a guy squinting, giving you an evil look btw rob).

oh yer rob, need some help on hacking into my schools lan network!  :P   :lol:
Title: large roll of edam
Post by: Kilby on March 09, 2006, 03:31:31 PM
I'm glad you explained the artwork, I was beginning to think that Tracey Emmin was frequenting the forum.

But then Sams artwork was much more realistic than that wonderful award winning artist could manage (for less than 20 grand anyway).

As for other peoples networks fraid not Sam it would be illegal, and believe me those police interview rooms are not fun.

Rob...
Title: large roll of edam
Post by: sambo on March 09, 2006, 03:58:48 PM
oh i dunno, i had quite a pleasant experience last time....
Title: large roll of edam
Post by: Kilby on March 09, 2006, 04:03:22 PM
Quote from: sambo
oh i dunno, i had quite a pleasant experience last time....


I didn't :(
Title: large roll of edam
Post by: sambo on March 09, 2006, 04:04:58 PM
haha what were you in for?
Title: large roll of edam
Post by: Kilby on March 09, 2006, 04:10:31 PM
Quote from: sambo
haha what were you in for?


I'm not prepared to say.
Title: large roll of edam
Post by: sambo on March 09, 2006, 04:16:27 PM
:lol:
Title: large roll of edam
Post by: monkeywalker on March 29, 2006, 06:38:11 PM
pics from my 18th, go on photo gallery, and then 'matts 18th'

www.shavingchickens.co.uk

see if you can guess which one is me

im only in one photo, and i look miserable :lol:
Title: large roll of edam
Post by: sambo on March 29, 2006, 09:14:23 PM
haha! awesome...

are you the guy at the head of the table in the bottom-left pic on the first page in the gallery?
Title: large roll of edam
Post by: monkeywalker on March 30, 2006, 03:54:15 PM
Quote from: sambo
haha! awesome...

are you the guy at the head of the table in the bottom-left pic on the first page in the gallery?


yea thats me sambo

i look well weird and miserable :lol:

i wasn't tho

i was quite drunk by that point :roll:
Title: large roll of edam
Post by: sambo on March 30, 2006, 05:02:30 PM
^YES! what a guess!!

lol i was gonna say.. theres something definately wrong with you at that point....