Bare Knuckle Pickups Forum
At The Back => The Dressing Room => Topic started by: _tom_ on March 27, 2006, 12:06:28 AM
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http://www.funny-games.biz/chucknorris.html
Its soo fun! Jump and then pull back the leg to charge the kick, then kick a ninja in the head, they go flying hahahahaha!
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pah! hows this for being a chuck norris fan then :P
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v148/unsubtle57/Picture52.jpg)
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HAHAHA! Where can I get one of those?!?! I need it hahah
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from the page of millions of chuck norris facts- theres always advertising on there for those shirts...
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Didnt know that. I want one :P
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LOL
these went round where i work a few weeks back after i found www.chucknorrisfacts.com
When i left my old team they bought me a chuck mouse mat, mug and coaster, all complete with great quotes 8)
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Just ro resurrect this (as if chuck could ever die)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMtFUtwdUHs
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Chuck Norris rules!
(Hence my signature :D )
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Just ro resurrect this (as if chuck could ever die)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMtFUtwdUHs
Lmao - If Chuck grew a beard like that - they'd be twins.
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Jack Bauer named his cat 'Chuck Norris.' Why? Because He's a pussy.
:D
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Newsflash ~ Chuck Norris just killied Jack Bauer for infering that he was a pussy, 24 not cancelled though Chuck will kill the bad guys.
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Newsflash ~ Chuck Norris just killied Jack Bauer for infering that he was a pussy, 24 not cancelled though Chuck will kill the bad guys.
The series will be rename 2 as thats how long Chuck requires
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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You people who think Chuck Norris is harder than Jack Bauer sadden me :cry: :lol:
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/tomr61/scaredguy.jpg)
:D
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Oh yeah?
Can Jack Bauer slam a revolving door? :)
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He doesnt need to, he stares at it and it slams itself. Heres a good one -
"When a convicted terrorist was sentenced to face Jack Bauer, he appealed to have the sentence reduced to death." :lol: :lol:
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At work, I sit next to a bloke who looks just like Chuck Norris. I've got a site where the site manager looks like Phil Collins too.
Ever seen Chuck Norris and Phil Collins have a conversation, very weired indeed :twisted:
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hahaha, well my business teacher looks like Captain Jean Luc Picard :lol:
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My girlfriend nearly spilt her dinner on him a few weeks ago. Apparently he was wearing a skirt and a curly wig (honestly). She nearly ran Gandalf over too.
Oh, and she had a chat with Jusy Dench last week. Can anyone guess where she works?
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Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
Now that's a bad dude!
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Think my favourite chuck norris/jack bauer interchangable quotes were always:
"Jack Bauer once had an arm wrestling contest with superman, the loser had to wear his underpants on the outside."
"Chuck Norris once ordered a Big Mac at Burger King.....and got one"
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Chuck Norris once walked past Steve Howe in 1975, it was like two ships that pass in the night, both frieghtenly dangerous at what they do and yet unaware of the monumental and catastrophic situation that may have entailed if they had bumped into one another. Oh! The humanity.
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My girlfriend nearly spilt her dinner on him a few weeks ago. Apparently he was wearing a skirt and a curly wig (honestly). She nearly ran Gandalf over too.
Oh, and she had a chat with Jusy Dench last week. Can anyone guess where she works?
A celebrity lookalikes agency? :wink: