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At The Back => The Dressing Room => Topic started by: _tom_ on March 27, 2006, 12:06:28 AM

Title: A must for all chuck norris fans!
Post by: _tom_ on March 27, 2006, 12:06:28 AM
http://www.funny-games.biz/chucknorris.html

Its soo fun! Jump and then pull back the leg to charge the kick, then kick a ninja in the head, they go flying hahahahaha!
Title: A must for all chuck norris fans!
Post by: badgermark on March 27, 2006, 04:40:24 PM
pah! hows this for being a chuck norris fan then :P

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v148/unsubtle57/Picture52.jpg)
Title: A must for all chuck norris fans!
Post by: _tom_ on March 27, 2006, 04:48:32 PM
HAHAHA! Where can I get one of those?!?! I need it hahah
Title: A must for all chuck norris fans!
Post by: sambo on March 27, 2006, 05:10:37 PM
from the page of millions of chuck norris facts- theres always advertising on there for those shirts...
Title: A must for all chuck norris fans!
Post by: _tom_ on March 28, 2006, 12:03:29 AM
Didnt know that. I want one  :P
Title: A must for all chuck norris fans!
Post by: chrisola on March 29, 2006, 11:00:24 PM
LOL

these went round where i work a few weeks back after i found www.chucknorrisfacts.com

When i left my old team they bought me a chuck mouse mat, mug and coaster, all complete with great quotes 8)
Title: A must for all chuck norris fans!
Post by: Kilby on February 03, 2007, 12:40:03 AM
Just ro resurrect this (as if chuck could ever die)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMtFUtwdUHs
Title: A must for all chuck norris fans!
Post by: Muzzzz on February 03, 2007, 03:38:25 AM
Chuck Norris rules!

(Hence my signature  :D )
Title: A must for all chuck norris fans!
Post by: noodleplugerine on February 03, 2007, 10:18:15 AM
Quote from: Kilby
Just ro resurrect this (as if chuck could ever die)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMtFUtwdUHs

Lmao - If Chuck grew a beard like that - they'd be twins.
Title: A must for all chuck norris fans!
Post by: _tom_ on February 03, 2007, 10:41:10 AM
Jack Bauer named his cat 'Chuck Norris.'  Why?  Because He's a pussy.

:D
Title: A must for all chuck norris fans!
Post by: broken cord on February 05, 2007, 01:03:35 AM
Newsflash ~ Chuck Norris just killied Jack Bauer for infering that he was a pussy, 24 not cancelled though Chuck will kill the bad guys.
Title: A must for all chuck norris fans!
Post by: Kilby on February 05, 2007, 09:26:48 AM
Quote from: broken cord
Newsflash ~ Chuck Norris just killied Jack Bauer for infering that he was a pussy, 24 not cancelled though Chuck will kill the bad guys.


The series will be rename 2 as thats how long Chuck requires
Title: A must for all chuck norris fans!
Post by: Muzzzz on February 05, 2007, 10:22:18 AM
:lol:  :lol:  :lol:
Title: A must for all chuck norris fans!
Post by: _tom_ on February 05, 2007, 10:25:32 AM
You people who think Chuck Norris is harder than Jack Bauer sadden me  :cry:  :lol:

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/tomr61/scaredguy.jpg)

:D
Title: A must for all chuck norris fans!
Post by: Muzzzz on February 05, 2007, 10:34:08 AM
Oh yeah?

Can Jack Bauer slam a revolving door?  :)
Title: A must for all chuck norris fans!
Post by: _tom_ on February 05, 2007, 10:37:29 AM
He doesnt need to, he stares at it and it slams itself. Heres a good one -

"When a convicted terrorist was sentenced to face Jack Bauer, he appealed to have the sentence reduced to death."  :lol:  :lol:
Title: A must for all chuck norris fans!
Post by: ToneMonkey on February 05, 2007, 01:08:13 PM
At work, I sit next to a bloke who looks just like Chuck Norris.  I've got a site where the site manager looks like Phil Collins too.

Ever seen Chuck Norris and Phil Collins have a conversation, very weired indeed  :twisted:
Title: A must for all chuck norris fans!
Post by: _tom_ on February 05, 2007, 01:29:32 PM
hahaha, well my business teacher looks like Captain Jean Luc Picard  :lol:
Title: A must for all chuck norris fans!
Post by: ToneMonkey on February 05, 2007, 04:31:33 PM
My girlfriend nearly spilt her dinner on him a few weeks ago.  Apparently he was wearing a skirt and a curly wig (honestly).  She nearly ran Gandalf over too.

Oh, and she had a chat with Jusy Dench last week.  Can anyone guess where she works?
Title: A must for all chuck norris fans!
Post by: broken cord on February 07, 2007, 03:20:28 AM
Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.

Now that's a bad dude!
Title: A must for all chuck norris fans!
Post by: Deadstar on February 09, 2007, 06:35:26 PM
Think my favourite chuck norris/jack bauer interchangable quotes were always:

"Jack Bauer once had an arm wrestling contest with superman, the loser had to wear his underpants on the outside."

"Chuck Norris once ordered a Big Mac at Burger King.....and got one"
Title: A must for all chuck norris fans!
Post by: broken cord on February 11, 2007, 06:11:09 PM
Chuck Norris once walked past Steve Howe in 1975, it was like two ships that pass in the night, both frieghtenly dangerous at what they do and yet unaware of the monumental and catastrophic situation that may have entailed if they had bumped into one another. Oh! The humanity.
Title: A must for all chuck norris fans!
Post by: gingataff on February 12, 2007, 02:53:45 AM
Quote from: ToneMonkey
My girlfriend nearly spilt her dinner on him a few weeks ago.  Apparently he was wearing a skirt and a curly wig (honestly).  She nearly ran Gandalf over too.

Oh, and she had a chat with Jusy Dench last week.  Can anyone guess where she works?

A celebrity lookalikes agency? :wink: