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Title: Funny exam answers
Post by: _tom_ on February 15, 2007, 08:14:28 PM
Just been sent these in an email, great stuff!

(http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/6702/122yf0ax4wx0.jpg)

(http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/9692/349ohdearjc6.jpg)

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(http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/2236/pic120524fv3.jpg)

:D
Title: Funny exam answers
Post by: Fubar on February 15, 2007, 08:26:27 PM
:lol: Superb! The Turtles one cracked me up! :lol:
Title: Funny exam answers
Post by: 99_not_out on February 15, 2007, 08:45:31 PM
Superb!
That lot will be doing the rounds of my office tomorrow I feel :)
Title: Funny exam answers
Post by: BloodMountain on February 15, 2007, 09:10:32 PM
that is awesome. i love the expand one  :lol:   and the elephant one and the Boss one. brightened up my day after my exams  8)

BM
Title: Funny exam answers
Post by: Davey on February 15, 2007, 09:29:55 PM
this is priceless!!!
Title: Funny exam answers
Post by: Crazy_Joe on February 15, 2007, 10:41:24 PM
:lol: we have those pinned up on the wall in one of the rooms at school.

I love the find X one :lol:
Title: Funny exam answers
Post by: noodleplugerine on February 15, 2007, 11:50:51 PM
Absolutely awesome :D
Title: Funny exam answers
Post by: noodleplugerine on February 16, 2007, 12:02:03 AM
This reminds me of the guy who was doing a Philosophy exam and did this:

Q:Explain human Curiosity.

A: Why do you ask?


xD
Title: Funny exam answers
Post by: Crazy_Joe on February 16, 2007, 12:27:22 AM
:lol:!
Title: Funny exam answers
Post by: Ratrod on February 16, 2007, 01:36:49 PM
For those who don't know too much about physics there's Jackass.

Build a ramp with a spring at the other end and release a guy in a shopping trolley and see what happens.

At college we had similar rediculous questions. It was about database marketing. In this asignment you had to figure out wich sizes of clothing were often returned. The setting was in a mailorder company. In order to figure it out you had to couple all sorts of data from different databases. It would take you about an hour to figure out.

Then I said: "Why not go to the expedition and ask the guy who takes care of the returned goods? Only takes 5 minutes."
Title: Funny exam answers
Post by: maverickf1jockey on February 16, 2007, 04:02:14 PM
this is in the vein of the misprinted paper my dad got:
"Draw the table below."










































































































you have to don't you...
Title: Funny exam answers
Post by: Ratrod on February 17, 2007, 12:20:00 PM
I can't draw that well. I'll just take a picture.
Title: Funny exam answers
Post by: 38thBeatle on February 17, 2007, 03:22:32 PM
I was doing an English exam at school and one of the questions was asking us to do a "pen portrait" of a character from a poem that we had studied. The guy in front of me actually drew a picture! The teacher was walking up an down the aisle and when he saw it the look on his face was hilarious.I know I shouldn't have been looking but I just couldn't resist.
Title: Funny exam answers
Post by: Crazy_Joe on February 17, 2007, 03:31:08 PM
LOL, this thread just keeps getting better!
Title: Funny exam answers
Post by: BloodMountain on February 17, 2007, 06:45:37 PM
after reading this thread, i had 2 exams the next day. there were so many opportunities to do things like this!
it was hard to resist, so i settled with something much less obvious.
there was a Chemistry question about 2 bottles of water: MOUNTAIN SPRING and SOURCE. i couldn't resist to add a Y on the end of the word SOURCE, and now that i think about it, it was a fairly big Y..... might get into a bit of trouble, especially if i couldn't answer the damn question too!

BM
Title: Funny exam answers
Post by: Muzzzz on February 18, 2007, 10:10:00 AM
Reminds me, there's a super bitchy teacher at school (Mrs O'Douherty) and a kid got in deep deep deep shite when he wrote "Mrs O'Dogerty at the top of his paper!  :D
Title: Funny exam answers
Post by: dave_mc on February 21, 2007, 03:25:07 PM
awesome.

my dad used to bring home hilarious exam papers, he used to teach french. Apparently one kid had a factory in his bedroom.
Title: Funny exam answers
Post by: maverickf1jockey on February 21, 2007, 07:35:47 PM
it could happen...
Title: Funny exam answers
Post by: dave_mc on February 22, 2007, 03:14:08 PM
^ i guess they could have a cannabis factory or something... :lol:
Title: Funny exam answers
Post by: maverickf1jockey on February 23, 2007, 11:25:08 AM
I was thinking cottage industry but i suppose so maybe... what did you say again?
My that Mona Lisa's showing her age...
Title: Funny exam answers
Post by: dave_mc on February 23, 2007, 06:26:33 PM
^ yeah, ol' mona van halen's not looking her best these days...

 :lol:
Title: Funny exam answers
Post by: _tom_ on March 01, 2007, 08:36:57 PM
I bring more funny answers -

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(http://i13.tinypic.com/4dmyubp.jpg)

(http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r184/20inwheels/bond.jpg)

then theres these -

http://youcsd.com/images/maskedgrader/

So good :lol:
Title: Funny exam answers
Post by: dave_mc on March 01, 2007, 09:10:18 PM
:lol:
Title: Funny exam answers
Post by: Kepu on March 02, 2007, 02:02:52 PM
:lol:  :lol: @ the alien answers