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Dmoney

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Re: Daily Mail headline generator
« Reply #15 on: September 03, 2009, 03:51:38 PM »
Paedophiles
are
migrating here

immigrants
are trying to ban
my dog


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Re: Daily Mail headline generator
« Reply #16 on: September 03, 2009, 06:14:23 PM »
DIRTY GIPSIES ABUSED MY GRANNY
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maverickf1jockey

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Re: Daily Mail headline generator
« Reply #17 on: September 03, 2009, 07:46:24 PM »
PAEDOPHILES
MOLESTED
MY CHILDREN
What were you expecting?

GYPSIES
ARE
TRAVELLERS
No shite.

GAYS
RAPED
MADDIE
That's short for Madeline, right?

CHILD-MOLESTING
ZOMBIES
BOMBED
CHRISTMAS
Pure class!
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murraymurray

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Re: Daily Mail headline generator
« Reply #18 on: September 03, 2009, 09:59:32 PM »
ZOMBIES
WILL
DISEASE
BRITISH VALUES

doesnt bother me, im not british

TRAVELLERS
MOLESTED
BRITISH PEOPLE

still fine with me

PAEDOPHILES
WILL SOON
MOLEST
MADDIE

seems a likely target - if it is that madeline girl

POOR PEOPLE
ABUSED
JESUS

I thought it's the other way around, Jesus (or people representing him) abuse poor people


JDC

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Re: Daily Mail headline generator
« Reply #19 on: September 04, 2009, 01:59:38 AM »
EASTERN EUROPEAN
GAYS
ARE
SICK FILTH

first post with sick filth I think

TRAVELLERS
ARE
BRINGING BIRD FLU

wrong flu
« Last Edit: September 04, 2009, 02:01:49 AM by JDC »

_tom_

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Re: Daily Mail headline generator
« Reply #20 on: September 04, 2009, 12:23:46 PM »
Looks like theres a story generator as well now :lol:

http://charlieharvey.org.uk/daily_mail.pl

Ian Price

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Re: Daily Mail headline generator
« Reply #21 on: September 04, 2009, 01:04:31 PM »
The story generator is genius:

"Jacob Rees-Mogg has today said "society needs to condemn a little more and understand a little less.".

Speaking at Alton Towers Jacob Rees-Mogg's comments come in a week that has seen Cherie Blair's friends involved in reading the works of Karl Marx on an ever more frequent basis.

Jacob Rees-Mogg's comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to Cherie Blair's friends it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Cherie Blair's friends and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated."


and

"Now young single mothers are threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks whilst elderly patients in the NHS still have to queue for years in blood spattered corridors.

Scroungers and misfits are allowed to terrorise our 4X4s whilst our police sit idly by. The only explanation can be that young single mothers are atheistic Trotskyite witches bent on the destruction of all we hold dear in this isle of ours for the benefit of their infernal overlord Beelzebub. Even their uniform of hoodies bears a striking resemblence to the witches of old.

How are we to rid our nation of these evil witches and warlocks?

Certainly not with holiday camp prisons and free love as the politically correct Whitehall bureaucrats want!

Our "Burn the Witch" campaign will rid the land of this evil using the only language they understand - fire. We intend to burn six young single mothers a week for the next year so that their evil souls may descend into the very pits of hell from whence they have slunk.

Speaking of the Daily Mail's exclusive "Burn the witch" campaign, Boris Johnson said, "arbeit macht frei"
I think I hate being indecisive.

dave_mc

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Re: Daily Mail headline generator
« Reply #22 on: September 04, 2009, 06:48:11 PM »
"Shock, Horror, Evil!

Hooligans have been injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by the Mail can exclusively reveal.

How long can this political correctness gone mad be tolerated by British people?

Jacob Rees-Mogg said of hooligans, "we are coming slowly, painfully to an autumn of understanding, I hope it will be followed by a winter of common sense."

Hooligans made no comment about the accusations when we didn't ask."

not sure how it's political correctness, but other than that, wtf? :lol:


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Re: Daily Mail headline generator
« Reply #23 on: September 05, 2009, 10:11:54 AM »
HOMELESS
ZOMBIES
ARE
WATCHING YOUR CHILDREN

:)
LOVING the Mules!