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_tom_

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Daily Mail headline generator
« on: September 03, 2009, 01:20:38 PM »
 :lol:

http://www.geocities.com/wyrmalicious/DailyMailGen.html

IMMIGRANT
EUROPEANS
ABUSED
THE QUEEN

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Re: Daily Mail headline generator
« Reply #1 on: September 03, 2009, 01:24:17 PM »
 EUROPEANS
ARE
HIDING UNDER YOUR BED


GYPSIES
ARE
GYPSIES

 :lol: :lol:


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Re: Daily Mail headline generator
« Reply #2 on: September 03, 2009, 01:35:50 PM »
haha

"child molesting gypsies are already here"

"foreign gays want to disease the bible"

wtf? :lol:

though, for the sake of balance, i could probably think up a few guardian ones too...

EDIT:

HOMELESS
BACTERIA
ARE
WATCHING YOUR CHILDREN

and "gypsies are poor people"

PAEDOPHILES
WILL
KILL
THE POUND  (i got one about muslims taking the pound soon, too :lol: )
« Last Edit: September 03, 2009, 01:37:40 PM by dave_mc »

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Re: Daily Mail headline generator
« Reply #3 on: September 03, 2009, 01:36:56 PM »
Had a good old chuckle at this. Needs a few more words in there though, gets quite repetitive after a few clicks :(

Roo

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Re: Daily Mail headline generator
« Reply #4 on: September 03, 2009, 01:39:08 PM »
^ yeah. is it just me or is it even funnier when it makes no sense?

Roobubba

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Re: Daily Mail headline generator
« Reply #5 on: September 03, 2009, 01:42:15 PM »
haha

"child molesting gypsies are already here"

"foreign gays want to disease the bible"

wtf? :lol:

though, for the sake of balance, i could probably think up a few guardian ones too...

EDIT:

HOMELESS
BACTERIA
ARE
WATCHING YOUR CHILDREN

and "gypsies are poor people"

PAEDOPHILES
WILL
KILL
THE POUND  (i got one about muslims taking the pound soon, too :lol: )

I suppose the Guardian ones would read something like:
"Yesterday's headline: 'Laughter in Elsinore' should have read 'Slaughter in Erinsborough'"
Bit of an ISIHAC reference for your radio 4 listeners :)

Roo

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Re: Daily Mail headline generator
« Reply #6 on: September 03, 2009, 01:45:58 PM »
:lol: i meant more to do with the politics ("today in g2 george monbiot will teach you how to knit your own lentils, carbon neutral tricycle and smug sense of self-satisfaction while in the comment section we'll suck up to labour yet again because, even though they haven't introduced a labour policy in years, hey, at least they're not the tories"), but even apart from that, you're right, the amount of mistakes is ridiculous. it's got to the point where, if they've got a graph, you check the corrections the next day to find out the right way of it, as odds are there'll be a mistake in it. :lol:

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Re: Daily Mail headline generator
« Reply #7 on: September 03, 2009, 01:46:36 PM »
ZOMBIES ARE GAY

:lol:

TRAVELLERS ARE COMING HERE

 :?


edit:
Trumped!
"ASYLUM SEEKERS ARE COMING HERE"
« Last Edit: September 03, 2009, 01:48:59 PM by maverickf1jockey »
I too use chicken as a measurement.

Roobubba

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Re: Daily Mail headline generator
« Reply #8 on: September 03, 2009, 01:52:32 PM »
EASTERN EUROPEAN
POOR PEOPLE
ATE
ME

Say no more.

:D

dave_mc

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Re: Daily Mail headline generator
« Reply #9 on: September 03, 2009, 01:55:58 PM »
i got a ridiculous one like "immigrant scum are immigrating here"... :lol:

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Re: Daily Mail headline generator
« Reply #10 on: September 03, 2009, 02:03:46 PM »
I've had several along the lines of:
GAYS
ARE
GAYS

and

IMMIGRANT
IMMIGRANTS
ARE
SCUM

etc etc

chuckle!

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Re: Daily Mail headline generator
« Reply #11 on: September 03, 2009, 02:11:54 PM »
DISGUSTING
BACTERIA
KILLED
CHRISTMAS

:lol:

EDIT: Even better!!!

PAEDOPHILES
WILL
DISEASE
PRINCESS DIANA

EDIT2: hmm... why are all mine coming up with paedophiles now??

PAEDOPHILES
MOLESTED
OUR WAR VETERANS

is it trying to tell me something??

ASYLUM SEEKERS
ARE GOING TO
HURT
JESUS

ah... that's better :lol:

Time do some work I think
« Last Edit: September 03, 2009, 02:15:14 PM by AndyR »
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Re: Daily Mail headline generator
« Reply #12 on: September 03, 2009, 02:18:18 PM »
OK, so this is going to be my entertainment for the rest of the night:

HOMELESS
IMMIGRANTS
ARE SNEERING AT
BRITISH VALUES

EASTERN EUROPEAN
TRAVELLERS
ARE
HIDING UNDER YOUR BED

EASTERN EUROPEAN
PAEDOPHILES
ARE
ALREADY HERE

NASTY
ASYLUM SEEKERS
WILL
DISEASE
MY GRANNY

IMMIGRANTS
KICKED
BRITISH PEOPLE

These are so realistic it's almost not funny.

Almost :lol:
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Elliot

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Re: Daily Mail headline generator
« Reply #13 on: September 03, 2009, 02:36:12 PM »
HOMELESS
ASYLUM SEEKERS
ARE
POOR PEOPLE

Surely, this should be a Guardian headline!

MUSLIMS
WANT
TO HURT CHRISTMAS

now that's better.....
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Re: Daily Mail headline generator
« Reply #14 on: September 03, 2009, 03:32:00 PM »
EVIL
GYPSIES
WILL SOON
DISEASE
BRITISH VALUES


good find tom :)



edit:
NON-BRITISH
EUROPEANS
ARE
PLOTTING TO DESTROY US
:lol:

POOR PEOPLE
HATE
OUR WAR VETERANS

perfect
« Last Edit: September 03, 2009, 03:37:21 PM by gwEm »
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