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Re: I know I am old but..
« Reply #15 on: October 01, 2009, 03:22:18 PM »
You know what's really great?

They all come into music shops, you know, the whole band, with matching low trousers and flesh tunnels, plus a smattering of dreadful slam-death or death-core shirts.

Then they ask for a shot of whatever Jackson or Ibanez.

Then they sit on a stool and bare their arse to the world whilst playing djun-djun-djun-weee-djun-djun-weeee!

Wow nfe, you just made made my day :)
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Re: I know I am old but..
« Reply #16 on: October 01, 2009, 04:14:47 PM »
Yeah was a load in a guitar shop the other day admiring how much weeeeee noises there mate could make on a pointy guitar with flames on...could make it scream in one the most unatural and unmusical ways...damn I'm old
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Re: I know I am old but..
« Reply #17 on: October 01, 2009, 04:43:58 PM »
Then they sit on a stool and bare their arse to the world whilst playing djun-djun-djun-weee-djun-djun-weeee!

Should have asked them to leave, stating that "due to our anti-drug policies, you can't bring Crack into our establishment. Kindly leave."  :lol:

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Re: I know I am old but..
« Reply #18 on: October 01, 2009, 07:15:55 PM »
Thanks guys I feel better knowing that I ma not the only one who thinks that look so stupid.He ho, tomorrow is dress down day-attack of the penguintards.
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Re: I know I am old but..
« Reply #19 on: October 01, 2009, 10:49:06 PM »
Thanks guys I feel better knowing that I ma not the only one who thinks that look so stupid.He ho, tomorrow is dress down day-attack of the penguintards.

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Re: I know I am old but..
« Reply #20 on: October 01, 2009, 10:58:01 PM »
I'm as baffled as everyone else.  Sometimes people have them so low that the actual "bulbous bit" (to borrow a Roo expression) of their arse is hanging out of their trousers.  Which, frankly, they should be arrested for.  :x

They seem to have actually started manufacturing jeans with a dropped waist and the pockets further down to make it look like you're wearing them low-slung.

There was a guy in my local Sainsburys with his slung low in this style. It does look very silly indeed. He did have a very nice looking girl with him though. I really don't understand why. He had the low slung jeans, a hooded top, hair pulled over his face, those stupid earlobe 'ear rings' (sorry if anyone on here has these) and a permanent vacant expression.

And yes, I believe they do manufacture them in that way (the jeans, not the kidz).
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Re: I know I am old but..
« Reply #21 on: October 01, 2009, 11:07:02 PM »
Then they sit on a stool and bare their arse to the world whilst playing djun-djun-djun-weee-djun-djun-weeee!

was the weeeeeeeeee, weeeeeee any good? or was it the sloppy I don't know how to mute my low E kind? with lack of knowledge of sweet spots?

scene kids are funny, lets justify the whole of our existence on the fashion trends of our music subculture, we ain't got herd mentality, honest!!!

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Re: I know I am old but..
« Reply #22 on: October 01, 2009, 11:09:01 PM »
The dumb motherf**kers can only usually communicate using "txtspk" ....

I'm off to re-read the Daily Mail and grumble about A level grades...  :shock: :( :( :(
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Re: I know I am old but..
« Reply #23 on: October 02, 2009, 07:42:22 PM »
I've noticed that those who just pull their standard jeans down low usually end up with the bottoms dragging over the backs of their shoes which is sort of OK when it's good weather.....but recently when it was p***ing with rain the jeans act like blotting paper and they get saturated up to their knees  :orcass: :orcass: :orcass:
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Re: I know I am old but..
« Reply #24 on: October 02, 2009, 07:49:38 PM »
OK - let's take this off at a tangent - what was your worst fashion statement 'when you were young'?

I'll start it off with silver Doc Marten boots - took my 6 hole DMs, can of silver spray paint and..... guess the decade!


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Re: I know I am old but..
« Reply #25 on: October 02, 2009, 11:16:18 PM »
I've noticed that those who just pull their standard jeans down low usually end up with the bottoms dragging over the backs of their shoes which is sort of OK when it's good weather.....but recently when it was p***ing with rain the jeans act like blotting paper and they get saturated up to their knees 

And the torn bits at the bottom drag around like masses of seaweed!


OK - let's take this off at a tangent - what was your worst fashion statement 'when you were young'?

I'll start it off with silver Doc Marten boots - took my 6 hole DMs, can of silver spray paint and..... guess the decade!

Mid-'70s?  Going for a Sweet/Slade/Suzi Quatro/Glitter Band look?

I never really attempted to follow fashion as such, but I was one of those late-'70s metal kids with a denim jacket with patches all over it.  I spent a whole summer embroidering ( :oops: ) the cover picture of Ritchie Blackmore's Rainbow on the back. 

I still have it and it looks extremely bloody good!   Probably one of my greatest ever achievements, TBH..... 

I also had a holey pair of jeans which I covered in patches of green and tan denim.  And I had really long, lank hair.  I like to think I looked like a young Jerry Cantrell (not that anyone had heard of him at that point).... but I was more like a miniature version of Neil from "The Young Ones".
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Re: I know I am old but..
« Reply #26 on: October 03, 2009, 12:26:11 AM »
Man, I can't believe nobody is speaking up for the simple pleasures of a sweet breeze blowing down your ass crack... come on!

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Re: I know I am old but..
« Reply #27 on: October 03, 2009, 09:24:56 AM »
Can anyone post a picture of these low hanging jeans? I'm having a bit of trouble understanding exactly how low they hang. I wear my jeans fairly low, but not at the middle or even under the buttocks as some kinds do. That most be a cold experience.
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Re: I know I am old but..
« Reply #28 on: October 03, 2009, 10:02:12 AM »
Can anyone post a picture of these low hanging jeans? I'm having a bit of trouble understanding exactly how low they hang. I wear my jeans fairly low, but not at the middle or even under the buttocks as some kinds do. That most be a cold experience.
They don't low hang, just imagine your jeans are a bit big for you so you don't have to unbutton them to take them off, pull them down a bit so your underwear is showing and it's like around the crack of your ass (why am I even explaining this, it makes me sound weird..)

And since your ass is bigger than your waist (or sometimes not) it wouldn't fall any further and then you go into a guitar shop or just in general public and act like a $%&#ing rebellious tw@t who doesn't go home until next morning.

EDIT: Lol, I found this, just imagine the middle one is just in the middle of the 'buttocks':

EDIT: Some reason it won't pop up with img tags, so just follow the link:

EDIT: And since it has a shiteeee in it it adds another 'e' so take out the extra 'e' too :lol:

http://stylerepublik.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/this-shitee-is-too-much.jpg

EDIT: I've put too much effort in I think for a Saturday morning.. :P
« Last Edit: October 03, 2009, 10:08:07 AM by Jonny »
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Re: I know I am old but..
« Reply #29 on: October 03, 2009, 10:26:25 AM »
That's one gorgeous pic. Beats my "below the waist" sitting jeans by miles. Thanks Johnny. You've just made my Saturday morning  :lol:
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