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_tom_

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« on: February 15, 2007, 08:14:28 PM »
Just been sent these in an email, great stuff!

















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« Reply #1 on: February 15, 2007, 08:26:27 PM »
:lol: Superb! The Turtles one cracked me up! :lol:
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« Reply #2 on: February 15, 2007, 08:45:31 PM »
Superb!
That lot will be doing the rounds of my office tomorrow I feel :)
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« Reply #3 on: February 15, 2007, 09:10:32 PM »
that is awesome. i love the expand one  :lol:   and the elephant one and the Boss one. brightened up my day after my exams  8)

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« Reply #4 on: February 15, 2007, 09:29:55 PM »
this is priceless!!!

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« Reply #5 on: February 15, 2007, 10:41:24 PM »
:lol: we have those pinned up on the wall in one of the rooms at school.

I love the find X one :lol:
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« Reply #6 on: February 15, 2007, 11:50:51 PM »
Absolutely awesome :D
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« Reply #7 on: February 16, 2007, 12:02:03 AM »
This reminds me of the guy who was doing a Philosophy exam and did this:

Q:Explain human Curiosity.

A: Why do you ask?


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« Reply #8 on: February 16, 2007, 12:27:22 AM »
:lol:!
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« Reply #9 on: February 16, 2007, 01:36:49 PM »
For those who don't know too much about physics there's Jackass.

Build a ramp with a spring at the other end and release a guy in a shopping trolley and see what happens.

At college we had similar rediculous questions. It was about database marketing. In this asignment you had to figure out wich sizes of clothing were often returned. The setting was in a mailorder company. In order to figure it out you had to couple all sorts of data from different databases. It would take you about an hour to figure out.

Then I said: "Why not go to the expedition and ask the guy who takes care of the returned goods? Only takes 5 minutes."
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« Reply #10 on: February 16, 2007, 04:02:14 PM »
this is in the vein of the misprinted paper my dad got:
"Draw the table below."










































































































you have to don't you...
I too use chicken as a measurement.

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« Reply #11 on: February 17, 2007, 12:20:00 PM »
I can't draw that well. I'll just take a picture.
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« Reply #12 on: February 17, 2007, 03:22:32 PM »
I was doing an English exam at school and one of the questions was asking us to do a "pen portrait" of a character from a poem that we had studied. The guy in front of me actually drew a picture! The teacher was walking up an down the aisle and when he saw it the look on his face was hilarious.I know I shouldn't have been looking but I just couldn't resist.
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« Reply #13 on: February 17, 2007, 03:31:08 PM »
LOL, this thread just keeps getting better!
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« Reply #14 on: February 17, 2007, 06:45:37 PM »
after reading this thread, i had 2 exams the next day. there were so many opportunities to do things like this!
it was hard to resist, so i settled with something much less obvious.
there was a Chemistry question about 2 bottles of water: MOUNTAIN SPRING and SOURCE. i couldn't resist to add a Y on the end of the word SOURCE, and now that i think about it, it was a fairly big Y..... might get into a bit of trouble, especially if i couldn't answer the damn question too!

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