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Title: How many five year olds could you take in a fight?
Post by: plastercaster on January 27, 2008, 05:35:36 PM: http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/

This says 25, but I have big brother experience, and reckon I could take 40 just by bullcharging and bodyslamming them, then getting up before they regroup. There'd need to be a huge weight of numbers to push a few of them onto my shins, and If they did grab hold, you just collapse on them and they're totally winded.

what's your result?
accurate?
tactics?
Am I a sick, sick person for finding the thread that inspired the sight very funny?
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Post by: noodleplugerine on January 27, 2008, 05:51:30 PM: 26.

What a brilliant website.
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Post by: Will on January 27, 2008, 06:12:50 PM: I got 31
Heard about this site before, my mate got 33 :o
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Post by: Transcend on January 27, 2008, 06:34:50 PM: 25

But i have long ass arms
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Post by: Jonny on January 27, 2008, 11:32:09 PM: 17.. ;_;
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Post by: HTH AMPS on January 28, 2008, 12:11:41 AM: 24 for me, though I reckon I could slay a few more of the $%&#ers if they were charvers.

:lol:
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Post by: indysmith on January 28, 2008, 01:22:10 AM: 25. I don't think this website has any idea how malicious i am, and how much i HATE everyone/thing :shock: :x :evil:
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Post by: TwilightOdyssey on January 28, 2008, 03:43:29 AM: 27, I think that's about right. =P
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Post by: prozacbear on January 28, 2008, 10:15:10 AM: 21 for me, I'm short but done Karate
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Post by: Kilby on January 28, 2008, 10:26:55 AM: 32 but then I am short but can be especially viscious (when pushed)
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Post by: Henk on January 28, 2008, 04:20:35 PM: NONE!

I wouldnt hurt kids even if they were kicking my ass, ill smartmouth a whole lot though :roll:
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Post by: prozacbear on January 28, 2008, 04:50:22 PM: Quote from: Henk
NONE!

I wouldnt hurt kids even if they were kicking my ass, ill smartmouth a whole lot though :roll:

What if their not kids but evil blond super intelligent telepathic aliens just pretending to kids so they can conquer the world! :plasma:
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Post by: 38thBeatle on January 28, 2008, 05:36:33 PM: I wouldn't bother fighting them, I would just get a weapon and destroy them all-for their own good of course.
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Post by: Ian Price on January 28, 2008, 07:13:26 PM: 26 for me. I reckon I could easily take more though - especially if I was allowed to use one of my guitars as a make shift swinging weapon.
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Post by: Will on January 28, 2008, 07:14:22 PM: Why do you need a guitar, just pick one of them up and swing the lil git around :P
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Post by: machine_of_god on January 28, 2008, 07:18:37 PM: A square 30 for me.

That should be a new event in the UFC... just droves of 5-year olds getting sent in to the octagon to get mashed by Tito Ortiz.

My God... I just realized that I should be in showbiz. Me and my awesome ideas...
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Post by: Ian Price on January 28, 2008, 07:39:21 PM: What piece of guitar related equipment would you go into battle with? I think a make-shift whip/lassoo (spelling?) made from a guitar lead would be a winner. Or an amp so obscenely loud that it just annihilates anyone within a 100m radius.
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Post by: dave_mc on January 28, 2008, 08:49:13 PM: 14...

:lol:
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Post by: plastercaster on January 28, 2008, 08:51:41 PM: Well it depends, If everyone in the arena was getting one, you'd want something heavy enough for the 5 year olds to not be able to pick up.
Let's face it, if you're wearing a cup, and they have teeth missing, you are pretty much impervious to attack. any weapon would give them advantage. If only I got a weapon, I'd take a good old chainsaw. perhaps a shotgun. then, club with it after you run out of ammo/petrol.
Guitar related? something metal plated and spiky, perhaps taken from the gayest picture in the world http://www.webrytesolutions.com/dan/
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by: Ian Price on January 28, 2008, 09:17:52 PM: Yep - that Starblazer would definitely do the job.
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Post by: Johnny Mac on January 29, 2008, 06:03:28 PM: 33! :lol: I must be one callous angry bar-steward!! Well i didn't take the moral questions seriously!

This site is ridiculous!
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Post by: indysmith on January 29, 2008, 06:06:39 PM: Quote from: Johnny Mac
33! :lol: I must be one callous angry bar-steward!! Well i didn't take the moral questions seriously!

This site is ridiculous!

I did - those little bar-stewards are going down :twisted: :shock:

EDIT:eh!? it didn't change bar-steward to bar-steward!?
EDIT2: ooo it did that time, what a bar-steward!
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Post by: PoshCollins on January 29, 2008, 09:15:41 PM: 27.

Considering I'm 15 that is cool.
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Post by: Kilby on January 29, 2008, 10:23:50 PM: If you have kids like Mr 38 or myself you either hit over 30 or go fo anihilation of the opposition.

When you habve survived kids biurthday partys you learn the the realitys of life.
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Post by: 38thBeatle on January 29, 2008, 10:54:33 PM: Dead right Rob- especially if you have had two sons. Lovely boys but hard work!
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Post by: FernandoDuarte on January 29, 2008, 11:11:04 PM: 26... bullshitee, I'm strong enough to make some kids fall in only punch... perhaps 3 billions :D
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Post by: Kilby on January 30, 2008, 12:12:17 AM: Quote from: 38thBeatle
Dead right Rob- especially if you have had two sons. Lovely boys but hard work!

Oh yeah gender matters, if theyre girls then halve the number quoted, as theyre so much more dangerous. The wige wouldn't agree to call out daughter Lucifer :(

Oh if only they taught such things in schools <sigh>

Please excuse the spelling as I have attempted to use several hot whiskeys to stun my a chest infection into submission.
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Post by: 38thBeatle on January 30, 2008, 07:35:25 AM: Too right Rob-daughters would have freaked me out even more.
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Post by: Henk on January 30, 2008, 04:14:00 PM: I have 3, two boys and a girlygirl.....

The problem with kids is that they seem to grow up and when you have beaten them once they seem to keep coming back for more!

Well unless they are aliens disguised as children indeed, but then i always have my seismic gut blasting charges to whipe them all out in one go.
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Post by: Johnny Mac on January 30, 2008, 06:28:29 PM: I would have liked to have had kids but no way in London.

Kilby, for your chest infection I would take 1000mg of C vit and a zinc tablet after your main meal.
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Post by: FernandoDuarte on January 30, 2008, 07:34:33 PM: Quote from: Johnny Mac
I would have liked to have had kids but no way in London.

Why not? :?
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Post by: 38thBeatle on January 30, 2008, 07:39:11 PM: Rob, Mrs 38th says get some Ivy Thyme for the chest-plenty of water and avoid dairy products ( oh and fight some 5 year olds) .
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Post by: Johnny Mac on January 30, 2008, 08:35:41 PM: Quote from: FernandoEsteves
Quote from: Johnny Mac
I would have liked to have had kids but no way in London.

Why not? :?

It's a madhouse.
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Post by: indysmith on January 30, 2008, 09:47:57 PM: Quote from: Johnny Mac
Quote from: FernandoEsteves
Quote from: Johnny Mac
I would have liked to have had kids but no way in London.

Why not? :?

It's a madhouse.

sounds perfectly suitable :P
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Post by: Johnny Mac on January 30, 2008, 09:54:30 PM: Quote from: indysmith
Quote from: Johnny Mac
Quote from: FernandoEsteves
Quote from: Johnny Mac
I would have liked to have had kids but no way in London.

Why not? :?

It's a madhouse.

sounds perfectly suitable :P

Well let me know how it goes, if they don't kill you first! :lol:
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Post by: Kilby on January 31, 2008, 09:18:47 AM: Quote from: FernandoEsteves
Quote from: Johnny Mac
I would have liked to have had kids but no way in London.

Why not? :?

Not a high enough resale value (the market is completely saturated in unwanted children)

Thanks for the advice folks, as I am trying to avoid the perscription for antibiotics that is sitting in the Doctors surgery.
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Post by: apmaman on January 31, 2008, 10:09:04 PM: Looks like Norway has already beaten us at it, and made a statue about it.

(http://toroller.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/t1/children.jpg)
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Post by: sambo on January 31, 2008, 11:08:32 PM: Haha, that's awesome.
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Post by: opprobrium_9 on February 02, 2008, 07:32:05 PM: that website is awesome. 25 for me. I am pretty sure i could at least take 30 though, i am very vicious, have very strong legs (i.e. br00tal kicking abilities), and a very low sense of Judeo-Christian or societal morality.
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Post by: Adam.M on February 17, 2008, 02:07:32 AM: 26 for me, i was expecting some kind of interactive ass kicking game, oh well!
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Post by: Nadz1lla on February 17, 2008, 02:12:35 AM: 33, sweet! I am so walking into my local primary school tomorrow and flipping them all off, telling them they're all adopted etc. 33 is a whole class in my area! :lol:
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Post by: broken cord on February 17, 2008, 04:34:51 AM: Well I come in at 36. I don't know how I couldn't take more of the little swarmers. I fight like a Spartan!
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Post by: prozacbear on February 17, 2008, 08:56:23 AM: Quote from: apmaman
Looks like Norway has already beaten us at it, and made a statue about it.

(http://toroller.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/t1/children.jpg)

What the hell is the deal with that statue?