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Title: Chuck Norris
Post by: _tom_ on April 25, 2008, 03:38:08 PM
Step 1: Go to www.google.com
Step 2: Enter the words "Find Chuck Norris" in the box
Step 3: Click on "I'm Feeling Lucky"

:lol: :lol:
Title: Chuck Norris
Post by: WezV on April 25, 2008, 03:50:36 PM
there are now some kids asking me what i am laughing at!!!

great stuff
Title: Chuck Norris
Post by: il˙ti on April 25, 2008, 04:33:58 PM
I am so damn tired of that fad. I thought it had died.




... then why did I laugh? :?
Title: Chuck Norris
Post by: Woogie on April 25, 2008, 05:15:19 PM
Jack Bauer > Chuck Norris
Title: Chuck Norris
Post by: _tom_ on April 25, 2008, 05:21:38 PM
Jack Bauer named his cat Chuck Norris. Why?

Because Chuck Norris is a $%&#in' pussy

 :)
Title: Chuck Norris
Post by: Crazy_Joe on April 25, 2008, 05:38:04 PM
lmao
Title: Chuck Norris
Post by: noodleplugerine on April 25, 2008, 06:12:03 PM
Quote from: _tom_
Jack Bauer named his cat Chuck Norris. Why?

Because Chuck Norris is a $%&#in' pussy

 :)


Awesome.
Title: Chuck Norris
Post by: Ratrod on April 25, 2008, 06:13:12 PM
That was a great joke!
Title: Chuck Norris
Post by: HTH AMPS on April 25, 2008, 06:19:21 PM
best one I ever heard about Chuck Norris was that he grinds coffee beans with his bare teeth and boils water with his rage - always creases me that one  :lol:
Title: Chuck Norris
Post by: Jonny on April 25, 2008, 06:21:31 PM
Quote from: HEAVIER THAN HELL
best one I ever heard about Chuck Norris was that he grinds coffee beans with his bare teeth and boils water with his rage - always creases me that one  :lol:

LOL :lol:
Title: Chuck Norris
Post by: Ian Price on April 25, 2008, 06:49:59 PM
There are some pretty good ones out there abut Chuck Norris:

"Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure"
Title: Chuck Norris
Post by: _tom_ on April 25, 2008, 07:37:54 PM
When Kim Bauer lost her virginity, Jack found it and put it back

Always cracks me up :lol:
Title: Re: Chuck Norris
Post by: Perandor on April 25, 2008, 08:49:14 PM
Quote from: _tom_
Step 1: Go to www.google.com
Step 2: Enter the words "Find Chuck Norris" in the box
Step 3: Click on "I'm Feeling Lucky"

:lol: :lol:


Dang it, I thought I had this one.  Oh, well, cool isn't it?
Title: Chuck Norris
Post by: Philly Q on April 25, 2008, 11:30:27 PM
Quote from: _tom_
Jack Bauer named his cat Chuck Norris. Why?

Because Chuck Norris is a $%&#in' pussy

 :)

Nah, Jack is just flabby old Kiefer Sutherland.  Chuck is Chuck.  He's not merely acting (just as well really, given his acting skillz...  :roll: ).  Chuck would kick Jack's ass.
Title: Chuck Norris
Post by: noodleplugerine on April 26, 2008, 12:13:07 AM
Quote from: Philly Q
Quote from: _tom_
Jack Bauer named his cat Chuck Norris. Why?

Because Chuck Norris is a $%&#in' pussy

 :)

Nah, Jack is just flabby old Kiefer Sutherland.  Chuck is Chuck.  He's not merely acting (just as well really, given his acting skillz...  :roll: ).  Chuck would kick Jack's ass.


Regardless of who's better Philly - There's no denying Jack doesn't kick absolute ass!

Be careful what you say mate - You never know when Jack might come get you next!
Title: Chuck Norris
Post by: Daniel G on April 26, 2008, 12:25:37 AM
http://www.screamingpickle.com/humor/legends/ChuckNorris/

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck  if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris  ?
 :D
Title: Chuck Norris
Post by: Nadz1lla on April 26, 2008, 09:47:40 AM
Omg! The original post...that is AWESOME! I keep typing it into Google and marveling at its awesomeness!

 :lol:
Title: Chuck Norris
Post by: MDV on April 26, 2008, 04:29:12 PM
Quote from: Daniel G
http://www.screamingpickle.com/humor/legends/ChuckNorris/

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck  if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris  ?
 :D


All of it

Funny shite