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Title: Hilarious story involving a vicar and a potato
Post by: _tom_ on October 31, 2008, 12:23:28 PM: http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?Vicar_hospitalised_with_potato_up_his_bum&in_article_id=382493&in_page_id=2

:lol: :lol:

"the accident was definitely not due to a sex game."

It definitely was.
Title: Re: Hilarious story involving a vicar and a potato
Post by: dave_mc on October 31, 2008, 12:30:16 PM: o_O
Title: Re: Hilarious story involving a vicar and a potato
Post by: SG Thrasher on October 31, 2008, 12:31:14 PM: Bahaha, that is the best excuse I've ever heard.

"A vicar claims a potato got stuck up his bottom after he fell on to the vegetable while hanging curtains in the nude"

I almost believe him.

EDIT:
Someones comment on that page:
"God moves spuds in mysterious ways.

- Max Hess, Folkestone UK"
:lol:
Title: Re: Hilarious story involving a vicar and a potato
Post by: _tom_ on October 31, 2008, 12:54:16 PM: It just reminds me of the story Ricky Gervais was on about on his Animals standup. A man goes into the hospital with a ketchup bottle stuck up his arse. Tells the nurse that he was out doing shopping but forgot his keys. When he got home he saw there was a window open so tried to climb up to get in. Of course, he fell, whilst falling his keg fell down and he landed on the ketchup bottle. Apparently the story would've been more believable, had there not been a condom on the end of the bottle :lol:
Title: Re: Hilarious story involving a vicar and a potato
Post by: Afghan Dave on October 31, 2008, 01:33:50 PM: Now that the supermarkets have stopped giving out free bags to satisfy the tree-huggers...

That's how I bring em back from Sainsburys.. :lol:
Title: Re: Hilarious story involving a vicar and a potato
Post by: PhilKing on October 31, 2008, 03:46:17 PM: I'm glad I'm not one of his neighbours - the thought of looking out to see a man hanging curtains naked isn't exciting me - now if it was a woman, then we'd be talking :orcass:
Title: Re: Hilarious story involving a vicar and a potato
Post by: _tom_ on October 31, 2008, 05:12:32 PM: ^well itd be better than seeing the reality which was clearly him shoving a potato up his arse :lol:
Title: Re: Hilarious story involving a vicar and a potato
Post by: Afghan Dave on October 31, 2008, 06:17:14 PM: No place for hidin baby...

No place to run..

You pull the trigger of my..

Spud gun, (Spud gun), Spud gun...
Spud gun, (Spud gun), Spud gun.....
Title: Re: Hilarious story involving a vicar and a potato
Post by: PhilKing on October 31, 2008, 09:12:17 PM: Quote from: _tom_ on October 31, 2008, 05:12:32 PM
^well itd be better than seeing the reality which was clearly him shoving a potato up his arse :lol:

Might be even worse - it might be his friend shoving it PDT_031 PDT_031 :chain:
Title: Re: Hilarious story involving a vicar and a potato
Post by: 38thBeatle on October 31, 2008, 11:23:36 PM: I wonder what sort of spud he likes. You see labels telling you what a particular type is good for. I think there should be an EU directive to cater for this usage of a root vegetable-it'll give them something to do.
Title: Re: Hilarious story involving a vicar and a potato
Post by: FernandoDuarte on October 31, 2008, 11:58:08 PM: hummm potato??? weird...
There is a famous story about a small city in Brazil that a guy appeard in the hospital with HALF carrot inside his butt... he told it broke while he was hummm :roll: *having fun*... the people from this city is called "cenourão" ( means "big carrot") by the people in the nearby cities :lol:
Title: Re: Hilarious story involving a vicar and a potato
Post by: WezV on November 01, 2008, 01:09:41 AM: Quote from: 38thBeatle on October 31, 2008, 11:23:36 PM
I wonder what sort of spud he likes. You see labels telling you what a particular type is good for. I think there should be an EU directive to cater for this usage of a root vegetable-it'll give them something to do.

indeed... was it a tiny salad potato or a baking potato??? these questions need to be answered!!!
Title: Re: Hilarious story involving a vicar and a potato
Post by: _tom_ on November 01, 2008, 10:45:40 AM: I wonder if he prefers Maris Pipers of King Edwards? :?: :!:
Title: Re: Hilarious story involving a vicar and a potato
Post by: SG Thrasher on November 01, 2008, 11:52:28 AM: Perhaps he grew his own genetically modified super-sex potato?
Title: Re: Hilarious story involving a vicar and a potato
Post by: FELINEGUITARS on November 01, 2008, 02:26:16 PM: Harvest Festival will never be the same again
Title: Re: Hilarious story involving a vicar and a potato
Post by: mecca777 on November 01, 2008, 08:02:58 PM: Hey, we've all done regrettable things when we've been mashed. :)
Title: Re: Hilarious story involving a vicar and a potato
Post by: Ted 'N' Leo on November 01, 2008, 08:18:16 PM: Quote from: mecca777 on November 01, 2008, 08:02:58 PM
Hey, we've all done regrettable things when we've been mashed. :)

Roger Moore era Bond called, he wants his pun back.

:D