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Title: want to learn how to fret a guitar!!
Post by: WezV on January 15, 2009, 04:59:35 PM
then watch this:
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=7nUNrMvEVPI
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=IRw2AWvSGLM



(for those in doubt... that is not the way to go about it!!)
Title: Re: want to learn how to fret a guitar!!
Post by: mikeluke on January 15, 2009, 05:07:46 PM
Wez

Didn't know that you had a beard!!

 :lol:

Title: Re: want to learn how to fret a guitar!!
Post by: sambo on January 15, 2009, 05:29:33 PM
Regardless of anything he's ding his heavy breathing is REALLY irritating.
Title: Re: want to learn how to fret a guitar!!
Post by: WezV on January 15, 2009, 06:18:51 PM
Wez

Didn't know that you had a beard!!

 :lol:



:lol: i do actually have a beard... but i try not to work on guitars drunk :P
Title: Re: want to learn how to fret a guitar!!
Post by: FernandoDuarte on January 15, 2009, 06:41:01 PM
but i try not to work on guitars drunk :P

:lol:
Title: Re: want to learn how to fret a guitar!!
Post by: Roobubba on January 15, 2009, 08:04:43 PM
'try'

It's only a small word, but it says a LOT :D
Title: Re: want to learn how to fret a guitar!!
Post by: bobthemerciful on January 16, 2009, 01:08:45 AM
Jesus christ  :(.
Best comment I saw on second one was
"holy cr@p. You could do a top carve with a cheese grater too, but it's not recommended."
"Expert Village"?? More like complete and utter t*%t village. Had to watch em twice to be sure they weren't a p*ss-take.
Speechless.
Title: Re: want to learn how to fret a guitar!!
Post by: WezV on January 16, 2009, 08:31:08 AM
'try'

It's only a small word, but it says a LOT :D

there is a reason i didnt get much done over xmas!!
Title: Re: want to learn how to fret a guitar!!
Post by: PhilKing on January 16, 2009, 12:45:46 PM
If he's a professsional, then why doesn't he just invest in SM's Jaws press?  Maybe they hired an actor for the job!  Since when does it take 2 people to fret a guitar?  I think it's the Blue Peter method - here's one the expert fretted earlier, we'll throw away this balls up that I just made.
Title: Re: want to learn how to fret a guitar!!
Post by: Will on January 16, 2009, 01:06:19 PM
Is heavy breathing neccesary to fret a guitar? along with the fumbling?
Vastly appalled by the levelling of frets, I see they were beautifully crowned too
Title: Re: want to learn how to fret a guitar!!
Post by: Roobubba on January 16, 2009, 03:16:47 PM
Those videos are hilarious. I like the bit where he says "this one has a lot of high bits, and that's because we've just inserted the frets", but forgets to mention the word "badly"...

Surely this IS a piss take? Fumbling aside (and the insertion of the frets is absolutely priceless: CRUNCH as the vice grip of doom, complete with hand-'steadied' fret radius tool of disaster come crashing down on the unattached fretboard of destiny) the quality of the video is dismal!

Roo
Title: Re: want to learn how to fret a guitar!!
Post by: Roobubba on January 16, 2009, 03:19:23 PM
OH DEAR GOD, I hadn't got onto the file bit when I posted last. ARGH! The sound!!
Title: Re: want to learn how to fret a guitar!!
Post by: Roobubba on January 16, 2009, 03:23:22 PM
In case you haven't seen one of the first ones where he explains why he's not using the right tools, I thought I'd post it here. So basically, if you haven't got any of the right tools, don't worry! You don't need any of those big expensive machines like in the factories (or even the correct tools for the job that real luthiers use), just go to daddy's tool kit and fetch the biggest set of pliers and the straightest-looking rasp!
Job Done!

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=MaZ1esEQ3FY

Favourite 'expertvillage' quote so far: "And a hammer is always handy, regardless of what tool you're working on."

Title: Re: want to learn how to fret a guitar!!
Post by: Roobubba on January 16, 2009, 03:30:42 PM
Own a Les Paul? here's how to $%&# the neck up! http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=78OYJYDjlzU
Title: Re: want to learn how to fret a guitar!!
Post by: Will on January 16, 2009, 03:52:34 PM
They have 130 000 videos :?
Title: Re: want to learn how to fret a guitar!!
Post by: Roobubba on January 16, 2009, 03:54:35 PM
It's going to be a long thread, then ;)
Title: Re: want to learn how to fret a guitar!!
Post by: WezV on January 16, 2009, 05:02:20 PM
i like this
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=MaZ1esEQ3FY

why not invest in a press fret or fret presses... never forget though  apparently a large rubber mallet is always handy with any tool you happen to be using!!!

this ones just pointless
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=78OYJYDjlzU
Title: Re: want to learn how to fret a guitar!!
Post by: sambo on January 16, 2009, 05:06:48 PM

this ones just pointless
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=78OYJYDjlzU


LOL "Are you sure this is the right wrench?"
Title: Re: want to learn how to fret a guitar!!
Post by: WezV on January 16, 2009, 05:09:48 PM
i posted that on the wrong forum - those were the links roo posted just before.  sorry about that
Title: Re: want to learn how to fret a guitar!!
Post by: Simon D on January 17, 2009, 03:42:14 PM
Dear god. Where do they find these people?

I'm just wondering what Feline's going to say when he sees the refret king in all his glory!  :lol:
Title: Re: want to learn how to fret a guitar!!
Post by: FELINEGUITARS on January 17, 2009, 03:47:57 PM
Rolls eyes :roll:

What more can I say that the man dint say himself...

I 'm not keen on how he has done that
Nowhere near enough care in keeping the fretboard surface level and flat.
Pushing frets into tight slots can in itself create backbow in a neck - let alone an unglued fingerboard

OK - somebody buy one of my guitars and I promise to use the money to get a HD video camera and make a better series of videos and show how I do it here!

And I will do some nut and Earvana installation videos too.
Title: Re: want to learn how to fret a guitar!!
Post by: FernandoDuarte on January 17, 2009, 04:12:38 PM
OK - somebody buy one of my guitars and I promise to use the money to get a HD video camera and make a better series of videos and show how I do it here!

Do you accept human organs???
My liver shoudn't be good, but the kidneys should (or the reverse :lol:)
Title: Re: want to learn how to fret a guitar!!
Post by: Philly Q on January 17, 2009, 04:31:53 PM
OK - somebody buy one of my guitars and I promise to use the money to get a HD video camera and make a better series of videos and show how I do it here!

Now there's a challenge!