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Title: When cute girls know how to play rock n' Roll !
Post by: Dr. Vic on June 09, 2009, 12:41:46 PM
Well, Well, Well, "Girls got rythm" !   :lol:

What a tone....

And what a nice playing and feeling : This makes me in a good mood ! :D


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPXOp2bPhQQ&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJLNv0O8xrE&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRoUs1u8lIg&feature=related
Title: Re: When cute girls know how to play rock n' Roll !
Post by: Adam.M on June 09, 2009, 12:55:43 PM
I thought it was widely acknowledged that she, is in fact, a he. A lady boy.

The legs and slender frame always confused me, but then, take a good look at those hands... Watching miracle man right now and those are definitely man hands.

Whatever it is, it can damned well play!
Title: Re: When cute girls know how to play rock n' Roll !
Post by: Dr. Vic on June 09, 2009, 01:09:42 PM
Dammit you were fast to make your statement !  :lol:

The comments on you tube are controversial anyway...

Title: Re: When cute girls know how to play rock n' Roll !
Post by: Sifu Ben on June 09, 2009, 01:49:48 PM
Definitely no Y chromosone for this girl
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxiFhNgGvJI&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Eagileguitarforum%2Ecom%2Fviewthread%2Ephp%3Ftid%3D17434&feature=player_embedded
Title: Re: When cute girls know how to play rock n' Roll !
Post by: Adam.M on June 09, 2009, 03:03:17 PM
That's more like it! Though for youtube girl guitar players, Ash Soular gets my vote.
Title: Re: When cute girls know how to play rock n' Roll !
Post by: Sifu Ben on June 09, 2009, 03:09:16 PM
Great player, but I'll stick with the 18 year old french girl thanks  8)
Title: Re: When cute girls know how to play rock n' Roll !
Post by: CaptainDesslock on June 09, 2009, 03:48:34 PM
Great player, but I'll stick with the 18 year old french girl thanks  8)

I never did get why girls don't wanna play rock.....plenty of rock-esque bands with a female front woman but I can't even remotely think of a credible female rock band.
Title: Re: When cute girls know how to play rock n' Roll !
Post by: Philly Q on June 09, 2009, 03:57:04 PM
Girlschool!

And then there were Vixen, Phantom Blue, Drain (Sth), Rock Goddess... plus various bands with female members (other than singers) like Heart, Toronto, Madam X, Raging Slab, The Mother Station, Bolt Thrower, Ramatam...
Title: Re: When cute girls know how to play rock n' Roll !
Post by: blue on June 09, 2009, 04:29:48 PM
...White Zombie, Smashing Pumpkins, The Donna's...

Mother's Finest
Title: Re: When cute girls know how to play rock n' Roll !
Post by: WezV on June 09, 2009, 04:33:36 PM
fluffy
Title: Re: When cute girls know how to play rock n' Roll !
Post by: Denim n Leather on June 09, 2009, 04:41:13 PM
Girlschool!

And then there were Vixen, Phantom Blue, Drain (Sth), Rock Goddess... plus various bands with female members (other than singers) like Heart, Toronto, Madam X, Raging Slab, The Mother Station, Bolt Thrower, Ramatam...
B!tch ... Mostly Autumn ... Rennaisance ... Kate Bush ... Nightwish ... Leather Leone ... Warlock ... Dark Moor ... the list goes on and on for those willing to put some work into their music as opposed to having it dictated to them.
Title: Re: When cute girls know how to play rock n' Roll !
Post by: Ratrod on June 09, 2009, 04:41:19 PM
Girls can rock.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_JXSKnmULA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_JXSKnmULA)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=douHX2gGSUs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=douHX2gGSUs)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3I4sMA0dqRU (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3I4sMA0dqRU)

Title: Re: When cute girls know how to play rock n' Roll !
Post by: gingataff on June 09, 2009, 04:46:15 PM
Girlschool!

And then there were Vixen, Phantom Blue, Drain (Sth), Rock Goddess... plus various bands with female members (other than singers) like Heart, Toronto, Madam X, Raging Slab, The Mother Station, Bolt Thrower, Ramatam...
B!tch ... Mostly Autumn ... Rennaisance ... Kate Bush ... Nightwish ...Leather Leone  ... Warlock ... Dark Moor ... the list goes on and on for those willing to put some work into their music as opposed to having it dictated to them.

She's amazing on the Chastain albums! Definitely my favourite female metal vocalist, probably with Doro a close second.
Title: Re: When cute girls know how to play rock n' Roll !
Post by: blue on June 09, 2009, 04:56:41 PM
there's a young woman playing bass with Jeff Beck these days, can't think of her name. 

don't forget Jennifer Batten!

and Sheila E is a fairly serious drummer.
Title: Re: When cute girls know how to play rock n' Roll !
Post by: Denim n Leather on June 09, 2009, 05:05:42 PM
there's a young woman playing bass with Jeff Beck these days, can't think of her name. 
Tal Wilkenfeld. She's in the new ish of Premier Guitar.
Title: Re: When cute girls know how to play rock n' Roll !
Post by: gingataff on June 09, 2009, 05:07:38 PM
there's a young woman playing bass with Jeff Beck these days, can't think of her name. 

Tal Wilkenfeld


and Sheila E is a fairly serious drummer.

So was Karen Carpenter  ..not sure how I know that..  :roll:
Title: Re: When cute girls know how to play rock n' Roll !
Post by: Adam.M on June 09, 2009, 05:21:58 PM
Girls can also do metal...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JxKbdu7L_8

... at least I think that's what it is.
Title: Re: When cute girls know how to play rock n' Roll !
Post by: Philly Q on June 09, 2009, 06:09:07 PM

and Sheila E is a fairly serious drummer.

So was Karen Carpenter  ..not sure how I know that..  :roll:

Nothing wrong with knowing that!  Great singer, great songs (mostly).

And since we're talking about girls in rock generally, Veruca Salt are/were awesome.  And I LOVE Evanescence.

Oh, and Headpins!  Darby Mills, great singer!
Title: Re: When cute girls know how to play rock n' Roll !
Post by: Nadz1lla on June 09, 2009, 06:42:26 PM
Girls can also do metal...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JxKbdu7L_8

... at least I think that's what it is.

Well, they have boobs at least.  :)
Title: Re: When cute girls know how to play rock n' Roll !
Post by: Tellboy on June 09, 2009, 07:25:41 PM
Anyone remember the American group "Fanny" who probably started the all-girl band thing way back in the late 60's? With a name like that I had to go and see them live - was pleasantly surprised - the guitarist, June Millington had one of the best Les Paul sounds I had heard.
Title: Re: When cute girls know how to play rock n' Roll !
Post by: shaman on June 09, 2009, 08:33:59 PM
anyone heard of Nashville Pussy??/..and check out the Chelsea Girls-bass player from Nash Puss and Alison from the Donnas...hotttttttt
Title: Re: When cute girls know how to play rock n' Roll !
Post by: Muttley on June 09, 2009, 09:10:29 PM
I like Lori Linstruth's playing a lot:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPPI7z-8cmo&NR=1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QtIE9-Pc80
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rSMgQnRcd8

Then you also get lucky 14 year old German girls getting to jam live with Steve Vai:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6aIyngOn5w
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkptcx7KO6Q
Title: Re: When cute girls know how to play rock n' Roll !
Post by: Afghan Dave on June 09, 2009, 10:06:31 PM
F**K me.. that Yasi girl is cute. What really pisses me off is that she can really play...  :?
Title: Re: When cute girls know how to play rock n' Roll !
Post by: juansolo on June 09, 2009, 10:10:13 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtvTCJbzgnQ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtvTCJbzgnQ)

I'm officially hanging up my guitar and am just going to concentrate on driving... Ladyboy or not, I'm not worthy.
Title: Re: When cute girls know how to play rock n' Roll !
Post by: Afghan Dave on June 09, 2009, 10:15:51 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtvTCJbzgnQ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtvTCJbzgnQ)

I'm officially hanging up my guitar and am just going to concentrate on driving... Ladyboy or not, I'm not worthy.

That is not a girl... I'm 100% sure!

I dare any guy on this board to attempt to whack off while watching that clip... you know you couldn't do it because deep down inside you can tell (s)he is a dude!
Title: Re: When cute girls know how to play rock n' Roll !
Post by: juansolo on June 09, 2009, 10:20:03 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtvTCJbzgnQ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtvTCJbzgnQ)

I'm officially hanging up my guitar and am just going to concentrate on driving... Ladyboy or not, I'm not worthy.

That is not a girl... I'm 100% sure!

I dare any guy on this board to attempt to whack off while watching that clip... you know you couldn't do it because deep down inside you can tell (s)he is a dude!

lol! You're a sick puppy!
Title: Re: When cute girls know how to play rock n' Roll !
Post by: Afghan Dave on June 09, 2009, 10:22:05 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtvTCJbzgnQ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtvTCJbzgnQ)

I'm officially hanging up my guitar and am just going to concentrate on driving... Ladyboy or not, I'm not worthy.

That is not a girl... I'm 100% sure!

I dare any guy on this board to attempt to whack off while watching that clip... you know you couldn't do it because deep down inside you can tell (s)he is a dude!

lol! You're a sick puppy!

You tried it didn't ya... I told you it felt wrong!  :lol:
Title: Re: When cute girls know how to play rock n' Roll !
Post by: Will on June 09, 2009, 10:44:44 PM
(http://music.geocities.jp/tjmthtr/SN341029.jpg)
(http://music.geocities.jp/tjmthtr/gazo/SN341031.jpg)
Title: Re: When cute girls know how to play rock n' Roll !
Post by: 38thBeatle on June 09, 2009, 11:08:39 PM
Looks as though Will has been enjoying himself- he has lost the power to type.
Title: Re: When cute girls know how to play rock n' Roll !
Post by: Afghan Dave on June 09, 2009, 11:19:16 PM
Looks as though Will has been enjoying himself- he has lost the power to type.

I've heard too much of it makes you go blind...  :?
Title: Re: When cute girls know how to play rock n' Roll !
Post by: Philly Q on June 09, 2009, 11:37:08 PM
Looks as though Will has been enjoying himself- he has lost the power to type.

I've heard too much of it makes you go blind...  :?

Eh?  Could you type that bigger so I can read it?
Title: Re: When cute girls know how to play rock n' Roll !
Post by: nfe on June 10, 2009, 01:07:06 AM
Bolt Thrower, Boris, Sigh, Electric Wizard, Melt Banana, Gallhammer

I struggle to think of more bands I have any interest in with female members, I'm a big fan of them all though. Gallhammer are the only all-female one. There's gotta be more though, surely...

Title: Re: When cute girls know how to play rock n' Roll !
Post by: Lew on June 10, 2009, 02:43:35 AM
Definitely no Y chromosone for this girl
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxiFhNgGvJI&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Eagileguitarforum%2Ecom%2Fviewthread%2Ephp%3Ftid%3D17434&feature=player_embedded

She nearly went into bridge position by accident several times.
Title: Re: When cute girls know how to play rock n' Roll !
Post by: indysmith on June 10, 2009, 02:52:57 AM
Definitely no Y chromosone for this girl
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxiFhNgGvJI&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Eagileguitarforum%2Ecom%2Fviewthread%2Ephp%3Ftid%3D17434&feature=player_embedded
I think boob overhang over a Les Paul (or any tasty axe) is definitely up there as one of the top two best things that exist. or have existed. ever.

(For those of you who are interested, the other contender for the top-spot is Donkey Kong Country 2)
Title: Re: When cute girls know how to play rock n' Roll !
Post by: Will on June 10, 2009, 07:18:14 AM
Someone posted the links to those pictures in the comments of one of the videos. Thought I would throw it in the mix, see what you think. Thats all... :lol:
Title: Re: When cute girls know how to play rock n' Roll !
Post by: Ratrod on June 10, 2009, 12:28:44 PM
anyone heard of Nashville Pussy??/..and check out the Chelsea Girls-bass player from Nash Puss and Alison from the Donnas...hotttttttt

I saw them live last year supporting Reverend Horton Heat.

Awesome! Stripped down SG through a loud vintage Marshall. I thought I was looking at the female incarnation of Angus Young.
Title: Re: When cute girls know how to play rock n' Roll !
Post by: gingataff on June 10, 2009, 01:34:49 PM
I thought I was looking at the female incarnation of Angus Young.

You mean a 50-something in a school uniform?
I'm sure Afghan Dave can supply us with pics.
Title: Re: When cute girls know how to play rock n' Roll !
Post by: Philly Q on June 10, 2009, 01:44:26 PM
Probably not 50-something, but here's Agnes Young:

(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p216/phillyq/448408114_l.jpg)(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p216/phillyq/650184870_l.jpg)
Title: Re: When cute girls know how to play rock n' Roll !
Post by: Afghan Dave on June 10, 2009, 02:23:52 PM
Oh dear....
Title: Re: When cute girls know how to play rock n' Roll !
Post by: Philly Q on June 10, 2009, 02:46:51 PM
Actually, that girl in AC/DShe has pretty big hands....


(That Lez Zep artwork is awesome!)
Title: Re: When cute girls know how to play rock n' Roll !
Post by: FELINEGUITARS on June 10, 2009, 02:56:41 PM
Also "Thund Her Struck"

http://www.thundherstruck.com/ (http://www.thundherstruck.com/)

(http://www.thundherstruck.com/images/041002_ValleyCityND/041002_Tina6.jpg)

Tina - the Angus in the band was a friend of mine from before I went to the London College of Furniture
It was her that told me about the course as she was doing it - she's a talented guitar maker / repairer as well
Prior to that she was in a Glam band called Vampangels - which Later became No Shame
Title: Re: When cute girls know how to play rock n' Roll !
Post by: Dr. Vic on June 10, 2009, 07:00:15 PM
Agnes Young also has quite big hands too.... :roll:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtvTCJbzgnQ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtvTCJbzgnQ)

I'm officially hanging up my guitar and am just going to concentrate on driving... Ladyboy or not, I'm not worthy.


Now if you look at those covers, then you'll keep your guitar hung up for a while  :lol:

Painkiller :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DPcQQcApdQ&feature=related

Aces high :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3nVbeN9Wgg&feature=related
Title: Re: When cute girls know how to play rock n' Roll !
Post by: Afghan Dave on June 10, 2009, 08:11:47 PM
I honestly think the playing is superb but....

THAT IS NOT A GIRL!! - The charade is pissing me off because it is so unnecessary... I'm really surprised that I give a damn... OK...  I'm gonna stop watching any clips by that dude and forget all about it.  :? :( :o
Title: Re: When cute girls know how to play rock n' Roll !
Post by: shaman on June 10, 2009, 08:52:17 PM
THE GREATEST LINK concerning ladies who rock....enjoy
http://www.lespaulforum.com/forum/showthread.php?t=153190
Title: Re: When cute girls know how to play rock n' Roll !
Post by: juansolo on June 10, 2009, 09:26:14 PM
I honestly think the playing is superb but....

THAT IS NOT A GIRL!! - The charade is pissing me off because it is so unnecessary... I'm really surprised that I give a damn... OK...  I'm gonna stop watching any clips by that dude and forget all about it.  :? :( :o

Feeling stirrings 'down there' are you and can't handle it?  :P
Title: Re: When cute girls know how to play rock n' Roll !
Post by: Ratrod on June 10, 2009, 09:42:27 PM
THE GREATEST LINK concerning ladies who rock....enjoy
http://www.lespaulforum.com/forum/showthread.php?t=153190

Most of them don't rock, they just pose. But I'm not complaining.  :lol:  8)
Title: Re: When cute girls know how to play rock n' Roll !
Post by: il˙ti on June 10, 2009, 10:59:00 PM
I like Lori Linstruth's playing a lot:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPPI7z-8cmo&NR=1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QtIE9-Pc80
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rSMgQnRcd8

Yesssssss. I love her.  She'll be playing the solos for Arjen Lucassen's next project, Guilt Machine.
Title: Re: When cute girls know how to play rock n' Roll !
Post by: Philly Q on June 11, 2009, 12:14:48 AM
I honestly think the playing is superb but....

THAT IS NOT A GIRL!! - The charade is pissing me off because it is so unnecessary... I'm really surprised that I give a damn... OK...  I'm gonna stop watching any clips by that dude and forget all about it.  :? :( :o

...... and relax. 

 :lol:

You hear what you hear, see what you see.  Doesn't really matter what might (or might not) be underneath, does it?
Title: Re: When cute girls know how to play rock n' Roll !
Post by: JDC on June 11, 2009, 01:52:28 AM
I like Lori Linstruth's playing a lot:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPPI7z-8cmo&NR=1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QtIE9-Pc80
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rSMgQnRcd8

hey thanks for those I got new sweep ideas to try, wish my sweeping was always that clean!
Title: Re: When cute girls know how to play rock n' Roll !
Post by: Lew on June 11, 2009, 02:15:04 AM
I'm watching these vid's and honestly I wonder what the replies about the playing would be if they men, just sayin'!
Title: Re: When cute girls know how to play rock n' Roll !
Post by: Adam.M on June 11, 2009, 04:15:43 AM
I like Lori Linstruth's playing a lot:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPPI7z-8cmo&NR=1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QtIE9-Pc80
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rSMgQnRcd8

Yesssssss. I love her.  She'll be playing the solos for Arjen Lucassen's next project, Guilt Machine.

I keep forgetting about her! agh!

I had mad respect for her, great guitarist and so chilled out and honest.

Should really keep up to date with what she's doing...
Title: Re: When cute girls know how to play rock n' Roll !
Post by: Muttley on June 11, 2009, 10:45:49 AM
Let us not forget Brijitte West from N.Y. Loose:

(http://www.nytrash.com/images/loose4.gif)
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_YU5mPEjPHcQ/RbejDAy3JNI/AAAAAAAAANU/df12qksQyhE/s320/NY+Loose+Brijitte+West.jpg)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18_SYXrVE18
Title: Re: When cute girls know how to play rock n' Roll !
Post by: Philly Q on June 11, 2009, 11:31:40 AM
And we really should have mentioned:

(http://i.rollingstone.com/assets/rs/13/5109/images/00109487_lg.jpg)(http://media.monstersandcritics.com/articles/1394325/article_images/jett.jpg)
Title: Re: When cute girls know how to play rock n' Roll !
Post by: dheim on June 11, 2009, 12:05:53 PM
I like Lori Linstruth's playing a lot:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPPI7z-8cmo&NR=1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QtIE9-Pc80
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rSMgQnRcd8

Yesssssss. I love her.  She'll be playing the solos for Arjen Lucassen's next project, Guilt Machine.

i love her too!! usually i'm not a sweep and tremolo lover, but i really love her style... and she's cute and nice too. :)
Title: Re: When cute girls know how to play rock n' Roll !
Post by: dheim on June 11, 2009, 12:23:41 PM
nobody mentioned Astarte...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4wMWwhpJL8
Title: Re: When cute girls know how to play rock n' Roll !
Post by: Adam.M on June 11, 2009, 12:57:31 PM
And we really should have mentioned:

(http://i.rollingstone.com/assets/rs/13/5109/images/00109487_lg.jpg)(http://media.monstersandcritics.com/articles/1394325/article_images/jett.jpg)

She's got bigger biceps than me!

Well, more ripped and pronounced anyway...
Title: Re: When cute girls know how to play rock n' Roll !
Post by: Philly Q on June 11, 2009, 01:19:30 PM
I think Joan Jett was beautiful when she was younger, but she has got a lot more dykey looking (no offence intended) in recent years.

She's almost starting to look like a female-to-male transsexual.  Which (sort of) takes us back to the start of this thread!  :lol:
Title: Re: When cute girls know how to play rock n' Roll !
Post by: indysmith on June 11, 2009, 02:36:22 PM
Does anyone know who this lady is, and where I can find her?
Title: Re: When cute girls know how to play rock n' Roll !
Post by: dheim on June 11, 2009, 02:46:49 PM
Does anyone know who this lady is, and where I can find her?

no, but i can give you this one...

(http://sanatogamusic.com/Scratchthis.bmp)
Title: Re: When cute girls know how to play rock n' Roll !
Post by: dheim on June 11, 2009, 02:49:21 PM
...and almost better than a girl guitarist, i've found the girl guitar...

(http://loyalkng.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/the-worlds-creepiest-guitar.jpg)
Title: Re: When cute girls know how to play rock n' Roll !
Post by: Philly Q on June 11, 2009, 03:12:41 PM
...and almost better than a girl guitarist, i've found the girl guitar...

No, that's just creepy and horrible, like Andy Manson's Mermaid:

(http://www.modernguitars.com/imagefiles/pr/mermaid.gif)
Title: Re: When cute girls know how to play rock n' Roll !
Post by: _tom_ on June 11, 2009, 03:24:02 PM
Those girl guitars really are creepy :\
Title: Re: When cute girls know how to play rock n' Roll !
Post by: indysmith on June 11, 2009, 03:25:50 PM
Yeah, especially the mannequin one! I don't trust mannequins...
Title: Re: When cute girls know how to play rock n' Roll !
Post by: FernandoDuarte on June 11, 2009, 03:29:30 PM
I think Joan Jett was beautiful when she was younger, but she has got a lot more dykey looking (no offence intended) in recent years.

She's almost starting to look like a female-to-male transsexual.  Which (sort of) takes us back to the start of this thread!  :lol:

I wouls still "get" her 8) ... and her muscles are more defined than mine (aka less fat covering it :lol:) but no contest, so no reason to really worry about :)
Title: Re: When cute girls know how to play rock n' Roll !
Post by: dheim on June 11, 2009, 07:07:32 PM
...and almost better than a girl guitarist, i've found the girl guitar...

No, that's just creepy and horrible, like Andy Manson's Mermaid:

(http://www.modernguitars.com/imagefiles/pr/mermaid.gif)

well, at least the mermaid is fascinating in its weird, baroque way... the mannequin is just horrible! :)
Title: Re: When cute girls know how to play rock n' Roll !
Post by: Adam.M on June 11, 2009, 09:59:08 PM
Does anyone know who this lady is, and where I can find her?

Net-model, Pure Storm, Model Mayhem... some cheapass 'wannabe model' site where pervy old men pose as 'photographers' and get on my tits... perv-ographers, is what i'd call them.

Put me off the whole damn industry!

But yeah... that's definitely a low rent model with a low rent 'tog

Nice SG, but what the hell has someone done to the pickups? one's pointing the wrong way!




Title: Re: When cute girls know how to play rock n' Roll !
Post by: FernandoDuarte on June 11, 2009, 10:45:00 PM
Nice SG, but what the hell has someone done to the pickups? one's pointing the wrong way!

Peter Green mod (or a try of it :lol:)
Title: Re: When cute girls know how to play rock n' Roll !
Post by: Philly Q on June 11, 2009, 11:35:58 PM
well, at least the mermaid is fascinating in its weird, baroque way... the mannequin is just horrible! :)

It is, and it's an amazing piece of workmanship.  But I wouldn't want it in my house!