Bare Knuckle Pickups Forum
At The Back => Time Out => Topic started by: FELINEGUITARS on July 01, 2009, 01:41:37 PM
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Ok guys
Thought I'd run a contest or two with some prizes up for grabs
Just a bit of fun and hopefully entertaining as well
I asked Tim and he said it seemed an ok idea
I'll run each for a fortnight or so, and I'll pick the one that made me smile the most so get your thinking caps on
Try not to get too obscene (unless it's really funny)
If you find any great pix that have amusing potential - feel free to PM me with them for a future competition.
Prizes this time around will be 3 sets of Feline strings for the winner - choose your gauge from the range shown below
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v662/felineguitars/caption%20competition/string-banner-728-px.jpg)
So - here is the first picture to work on:
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v662/felineguitars/caption%20competition/bon222angus.jpg)
I get the ball rolling with........
Bon: "Oi Angus - have you got the barmaids attention yet"
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'Kinell! Look at what I just shat Sheila!'
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Whoever knew Angus had such a hairy beast between his legs......
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Bon's look of shock was classic as Angus let loose with the Vindaloo he had for dinner.
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OK Angus, if we put on a large trenchcoat you should be tall enough to get into the bar. Just don't wear the school cap.
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Look out Angus, here comes Ronnie James Dio. Quick, on to my shoulders and maybe he'll stop with the shorty wisecracks.
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"Jump a little harder Angus, we'll bust my balls outa these #%^*!$ pants yet!"
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1. I can see Michael Jackson's house from here!
2. Look harder, Angus! There's a 4th chord out there, somewhere!
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"Angus, that was a wet one."
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"All Bon and Angus needed now was a Holocaust Cloak, then their plan to storm the castle would be complete..."
(Some may not get the reference. :lol:)
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Captions aside, that is the biggest camel toe I've ever seen :o :o
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"Angus, have you got a slide in your pocket or have you just seen the topless bird in the crowd as well??"
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"This is a lot of effort to go to just to mic up the strings, can't this stand go any lower?"
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angus really wanted to make sure he passed the minimum height requirement for alton towers entry this time... in hindsight, perhaps wearing the schoolboy outfit last time hadn't helped his case either.
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The growth on Bon's shoulders started to take on a life of it's own.
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Bon : Ok Angus - one more piggy back ride and then its time to get on with your homework
(oops - couldn't help myself from adding to the ideas)
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Bon: Oi, Burton! Bet you can't do this with Dino Cazares!
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"Try sleeping with a guitar playing conjoined twin's groin attached to the back of your head!"
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"He ain't heavy, he's my brother".
RIP Bon, still the best after all these years.
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Higher!
- The torture never stops...
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Angus to Bon: You been.......Thunderstruck!
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Bon "Hey Angus, I don't want to hear any bum notes"
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^^^^^^^winner!
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Angus was disappointed that Bon wanted to face the other way this time. It was much more fun when they did it alone.
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"Hey Bon... I can see your house from up here"
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Bon "Hey Angus, I don't want to hear any bum notes"
Think this is the winner :lol:
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Contest is far from over so keep the good ideas coming
We've had a few good ones though
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yeah guys - please don't nominate me as the winner, only the referee can do that. There's potentially loads more good ones to come out yet!!
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Giving this a bump - I will be away till Monday and I will decide on a winner then.
Fear not - I will run another competition after that as this one has been fun
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Bon: Next year I'm gonna be the head of the pantomime giraffe.
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Early Experiments In Neck Piercings
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Ok - decision time is here
Seems we had a lot of toilet humour sneaking in.....
I think my favourite overall was Ian Price's : Bon "Hey Angus, I don't want to hear any bum notes"
I also liked Bowfinger's Ronnie Dio height wisecrack -
So Ian Price - give me a shout with your string preferences :D
Here is a sneak preview of the next caption - (see separate thread to enter)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v662/felineguitars/caption%20competition/APTOPIX_US_Air_Guitar_Sher.jpg)
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Wahey! Cheers, will PM you.
Ian.
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Well done Ian!
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Guitarist towers - No bassists allowed!