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Title: CAPTION CONTEST number 1
Post by: FELINEGUITARS on July 01, 2009, 01:41:37 PM
Ok guys
Thought I'd run a contest or two with some prizes up for grabs
Just a bit of fun and hopefully entertaining as well
I asked Tim and he said it seemed an ok idea

I'll run each for a fortnight or so, and I'll pick the one that made me smile the most so get your thinking caps on
Try not to get too obscene (unless it's really funny)
If you find any great pix that have amusing potential - feel free to PM me with them for a future competition.

Prizes this time around will be 3 sets of Feline strings for the winner - choose your gauge from the range shown below
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v662/felineguitars/caption%20competition/string-banner-728-px.jpg)

So - here is the first picture to work on:

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v662/felineguitars/caption%20competition/bon222angus.jpg)

I get the ball rolling with........
Bon: "Oi Angus - have you got the barmaids attention yet"
Title: Re: CAPTION CONTEST number 1
Post by: shobet on July 01, 2009, 01:45:46 PM
'Kinell! Look at what I just shat Sheila!'
Title: Re: CAPTION CONTEST number 1
Post by: Twinfan on July 01, 2009, 02:04:48 PM
Whoever knew Angus had such a hairy beast between his legs......
Title: Re: CAPTION CONTEST number 1
Post by: bucketshred on July 01, 2009, 02:06:58 PM
Bon's look of shock was classic as Angus let loose with the Vindaloo he had for dinner.
Title: Re: CAPTION CONTEST number 1
Post by: bowfinger on July 01, 2009, 05:22:13 PM
OK Angus, if we put on a large trenchcoat you should be tall enough to get into the bar. Just don't wear the school cap.

or

Look out Angus, here comes Ronnie James Dio. Quick, on to my shoulders and maybe he'll stop with the shorty wisecracks.
Title: Re: CAPTION CONTEST number 1
Post by: Copperhead on July 01, 2009, 05:32:23 PM
"Jump a little harder Angus, we'll bust my balls outa these #%^*!$ pants yet!"
Title: Re: CAPTION CONTEST number 1
Post by: Denim n Leather on July 01, 2009, 06:06:26 PM
1. I can see Michael Jackson's house from here!

2. Look harder, Angus! There's a 4th chord out there, somewhere!
Title: Re: CAPTION CONTEST number 1
Post by: nfe on July 01, 2009, 06:13:07 PM
"Angus, that was a wet one."
Title: Re: CAPTION CONTEST number 1
Post by: Nadz1lla on July 01, 2009, 06:56:57 PM
"All Bon and Angus needed now was a Holocaust Cloak, then their plan to storm the castle would be complete..."

(Some may not get the reference.  :lol:)
Title: Re: CAPTION CONTEST number 1
Post by: Lew on July 01, 2009, 07:11:48 PM
Captions aside, that is the biggest camel toe I've ever seen  :o :o
Title: Re: CAPTION CONTEST number 1
Post by: tomjackson on July 01, 2009, 07:40:21 PM
"Angus, have you got a slide in your pocket or have you just seen the topless bird in the crowd as well??"
Title: Re: CAPTION CONTEST number 1
Post by: Oli on July 01, 2009, 08:01:41 PM
"This is a lot of effort to go to just to mic up the strings, can't this stand go any lower?"
Title: Re: CAPTION CONTEST number 1
Post by: dave_mc on July 01, 2009, 08:09:32 PM
angus really wanted to make sure he passed the minimum height requirement for alton towers entry this time... in hindsight, perhaps wearing the schoolboy outfit last time hadn't helped his case either.
Title: Re: CAPTION CONTEST number 1
Post by: 38thBeatle on July 01, 2009, 08:55:37 PM
The growth on Bon's shoulders started to take on a life of it's own.
Title: Re: CAPTION CONTEST number 1
Post by: FELINEGUITARS on July 01, 2009, 09:47:58 PM
Bon : Ok Angus - one more piggy back ride and then its time to get on with your homework

(oops - couldn't help myself from adding to the ideas)
Title: Re: CAPTION CONTEST number 1
Post by: Antag on July 01, 2009, 09:55:02 PM
Bon: Oi, Burton!  Bet you can't do this with Dino Cazares!
Title: Re: CAPTION CONTEST number 1
Post by: Dmoney on July 01, 2009, 10:25:43 PM
"Try sleeping with a guitar playing conjoined twin's groin attached to the back of your head!"
Title: Re: CAPTION CONTEST number 1
Post by: HTH AMPS on July 01, 2009, 11:39:58 PM
"He ain't heavy, he's my brother".

RIP Bon, still the best after all these years.
Title: Re: CAPTION CONTEST number 1
Post by: viking on July 02, 2009, 05:08:17 AM
Higher!
Title: Re: CAPTION CONTEST number 1
Post by: Mr.Coneman on July 02, 2009, 05:35:34 AM
Angus to Bon: You been.......Thunderstruck!
Title: Re: CAPTION CONTEST number 1
Post by: Ian Price on July 02, 2009, 10:57:40 AM
Bon "Hey Angus, I don't want to hear any bum notes"
Title: Re: CAPTION CONTEST number 1
Post by: Copperhead on July 02, 2009, 04:40:58 PM
^^^^^^^winner!
Title: Re: CAPTION CONTEST number 1
Post by: PhilKing on July 03, 2009, 12:42:30 PM
Angus was disappointed that Bon wanted to face the other way this time.  It was much more fun when they did it alone.
Title: Re: CAPTION CONTEST number 1
Post by: Plexi Ken on July 03, 2009, 03:05:49 PM
"Hey Bon... I can see your house from up here"
Title: Re: CAPTION CONTEST number 1
Post by: _tom_ on July 03, 2009, 03:06:25 PM
Bon "Hey Angus, I don't want to hear any bum notes"

Think this is the winner :lol:
Title: Re: CAPTION CONTEST number 1
Post by: FELINEGUITARS on July 03, 2009, 03:18:50 PM
Contest is far from over so keep the good ideas coming
We've had a few good ones though
Title: Re: CAPTION CONTEST number 1
Post by: Ian Price on July 03, 2009, 03:52:39 PM
yeah guys - please don't nominate me as the winner, only the referee can do that. There's potentially loads more good ones to come out yet!!
Title: Re: CAPTION CONTEST number 1
Post by: FELINEGUITARS on July 09, 2009, 02:19:06 PM
Giving this a bump - I will be away till Monday and I will decide on a winner then.

Fear not - I will run another competition after that as this one has been fun
Title: Re: CAPTION CONTEST number 1
Post by: 38thBeatle on July 09, 2009, 07:03:22 PM
Bon: Next year I'm gonna be the head of the pantomime giraffe.
Title: Re: CAPTION CONTEST number 1
Post by: Copperhead on July 09, 2009, 09:16:57 PM
Early Experiments In Neck Piercings
Title: Re: CAPTION CONTEST number 1
Post by: FELINEGUITARS on July 14, 2009, 07:20:09 PM
Ok - decision time is here
Seems we had a lot of toilet humour sneaking in.....

I think my favourite overall was Ian Price's  : Bon "Hey Angus, I don't want to hear any bum notes"

I also liked Bowfinger's  Ronnie Dio height wisecrack -

So Ian Price - give me a shout with your string preferences :D


Here is a sneak preview of the next caption - (see separate thread to enter)

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v662/felineguitars/caption%20competition/APTOPIX_US_Air_Guitar_Sher.jpg)
Title: Re: CAPTION CONTEST number 1
Post by: Ian Price on July 14, 2009, 07:51:23 PM
Wahey! Cheers, will PM you.

Ian.
Title: Re: CAPTION CONTEST number 1
Post by: bucketshred on July 14, 2009, 08:01:07 PM
Well done Ian!
Title: Re: CAPTION CONTEST number 1
Post by: MDV on July 14, 2009, 08:57:20 PM
Guitarist towers - No bassists allowed!