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Title: CAPTION CONTEST number2
Post by: FELINEGUITARS on July 14, 2009, 07:25:04 PM
OK - here we go again
Well done to all those who brainstormed for the last contest
Another picture lies below for your consideration

As ever try not to get too obscene (unless it's really funny)
If you find any great pix that have amusing potential - feel free to PM me with them for a future competition.

Prizes this time around will be 3 sets of Feline strings for the winner - choose your gauge from the range shown below
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v662/felineguitars/caption%20competition/string-banner-728-px.jpg)

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v662/felineguitars/caption%20competition/APTOPIX_US_Air_Guitar_Sher.jpg)
Title: Re: CAPTION CONTEST number2
Post by: Will on July 14, 2009, 07:27:54 PM
Ahh, the sustain
Title: Re: CAPTION CONTEST number2
Post by: Philly Q on July 14, 2009, 07:37:58 PM
"Hmmmm, it seemed to work in There's Something About Mary, but if I try to make any MORE "hair gel" I think it's gonna kill me...."

 :|
Title: Re: CAPTION CONTEST number2
Post by: bucketshred on July 14, 2009, 07:47:32 PM
When Jethro spread his legs apart the demin catsuit was just too much around the crotch area!
Title: Re: CAPTION CONTEST number2
Post by: _tom_ on July 14, 2009, 08:13:49 PM
"pictured is a man without enough talent to play a real guitar"
Title: Re: CAPTION CONTEST number2
Post by: shobet on July 14, 2009, 08:39:47 PM
Man electrocuted by air guitar.
Title: Re: CAPTION CONTEST number2
Post by: MDV on July 14, 2009, 08:53:04 PM
"Who stole my air guitar?"
Title: Re: CAPTION CONTEST number2
Post by: MDV on July 14, 2009, 08:54:02 PM
"Bloody hell thats a hard chord"
Title: Re: CAPTION CONTEST number2
Post by: MDV on July 14, 2009, 08:54:22 PM
"My air guitars out of tune!!!"
Title: Re: CAPTION CONTEST number2
Post by: MDV on July 14, 2009, 08:55:29 PM
In the big-block capitals, then caption style

AIR GUITAR

Harder than it looks
Title: Re: CAPTION CONTEST number2
Post by: MDV on July 14, 2009, 08:56:00 PM
Man I $%&#ing love that picture!

Thats not a caption btw
Title: Re: CAPTION CONTEST number2
Post by: MDV on July 14, 2009, 09:01:17 PM
In the final round of the world air guitar championship, distaster strikes when favourite, Hairy McSpandex, breaks a string.
Title: Re: CAPTION CONTEST number2
Post by: MDV on July 14, 2009, 09:03:31 PM
AIR GUITAR

Shocking tone.
Title: Re: CAPTION CONTEST number2
Post by: MrBump on July 14, 2009, 09:09:32 PM
"Tina Turner rocks out on her farewell tour!"
Title: Re: CAPTION CONTEST number2
Post by: MDV on July 14, 2009, 09:12:46 PM
"Tina Turner rocks out on her farewell tour!"

:lol:
Title: Re: CAPTION CONTEST number2
Post by: TheIronBeast on July 14, 2009, 09:14:48 PM
Air Guitar. Playing too fast produces static electricity!
Title: Re: CAPTION CONTEST number2
Post by: Oli on July 14, 2009, 09:28:08 PM
Wayne Static fan club member #42
Title: Re: CAPTION CONTEST number2
Post by: _tom_ on July 14, 2009, 09:38:23 PM
US Air Guitar - keeping your mums terrible 80s wardrobes alive since 2003.
Title: Re: CAPTION CONTEST number2
Post by: indysmith on July 14, 2009, 09:46:09 PM
Wayne Static fan club member #42
of 42
Title: Re: CAPTION CONTEST number2
Post by: tomjackson on July 14, 2009, 10:54:51 PM
It's a pity but the book-matched AAA flame maple amber burst top didn't seem to show up too well under the stage lights....
Title: Re: CAPTION CONTEST number2
Post by: tomjackson on July 14, 2009, 10:58:39 PM
They have taken the weight reducing tone chambers a bit far on this guitar IMO
Title: Re: CAPTION CONTEST number2
Post by: tomjackson on July 14, 2009, 11:00:48 PM
Sucker, he thought he'd bought a Dan Armstrong Plexiglass guitar, but it was just a cheap imitation :?



Oh dear these are getting bad....
Title: Re: CAPTION CONTEST number2
Post by: 38thBeatle on July 14, 2009, 11:01:19 PM
Wearing his sisters hot pants and his mothers cheese grater on his arm, Gerald then realised he had no change for the bus and knew he had no choice but to walk home from the fete at the vicarage.
Title: Re: CAPTION CONTEST number2
Post by: _tom_ on July 14, 2009, 11:01:52 PM
"Well, at least its not a tele" - Roo
Title: Re: CAPTION CONTEST number2
Post by: dave_mc on July 14, 2009, 11:34:13 PM
In the final round of the world air guitar championship, distaster strikes when favourite, Hairy McSpandex, breaks a string.
haha, nice.

who is that, anyway? neil young?

I can't really think of anything this time, just wondering why he seems to be wearing 3 different pairs of trousers...

EDIT: tom jackson's ones on this page were great, too.
Title: Re: CAPTION CONTEST number2
Post by: JDC on July 15, 2009, 12:11:30 AM
Wayne Static fan club member #42

ah ya beat me, I was thinking

wayne static: hey everyone, I want you all to meet my dad
Title: Re: CAPTION CONTEST number2
Post by: maverickf1jockey on July 15, 2009, 12:27:22 AM
"What the $%&# am I wearing?"
Title: Re: CAPTION CONTEST number2
Post by: FELINEGUITARS on July 15, 2009, 01:00:12 AM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v662/felineguitars/caption%20competition/APTOPIX_US_Air_Guitar_Sher.jpg)

Ted Nugent discovers that Karma is a BITCH as he is reborn as a glam rocker in an air guitar contest
Title: Re: CAPTION CONTEST number2
Post by: gingataff on July 15, 2009, 02:43:21 AM
After taking so long to get ready, Maurice was devastated to find he'd broken a nail.
Title: Re: CAPTION CONTEST number2
Post by: bucketshred on July 15, 2009, 02:56:46 AM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v662/felineguitars/caption%20competition/APTOPIX_US_Air_Guitar_Sher.jpg)

Ted Nugent discovers that Karma is a BITCH as he is reborn as a glam rocker in an air guitar contest

I was so close to doing a Ted Nugent one...



NEWS FLASH: NUGENT ELECTROCUTED WHILE SHOWING CROWD THE INVISIBLE EEL
Title: Re: CAPTION CONTEST number2
Post by: Plexi Ken on July 15, 2009, 10:16:15 AM
"Being a Mad Max extra is harder than it looks"
Title: Re: CAPTION CONTEST number2
Post by: Ratrod on July 15, 2009, 11:57:32 AM
"OMG, is that blood!?"
Title: Re: CAPTION CONTEST number2
Post by: nicksmithworld on July 15, 2009, 01:33:11 PM
"Hey, these Riff-raff pick-ups really do improve my tone!! Listen!"

Attendent, " Mr Emperorr, get down from the stage Mr Emperor, you have been told before...!"
Title: Re: CAPTION CONTEST number2
Post by: nicksmithworld on July 15, 2009, 01:35:25 PM
"Er... is it Air Guitar or Hair guitar?... Damn!" Bob Kulick
Title: Re: CAPTION CONTEST number2
Post by: nicksmithworld on July 15, 2009, 01:35:54 PM
"Er... is it Air Guitar or Hair guitar?... Damn!" John McCoy
Title: Re: CAPTION CONTEST number2
Post by: nicksmithworld on July 15, 2009, 01:36:17 PM
"Er... is it Air Guitar or Hair guitar?... Damn!" Joe Satriani
Title: Re: CAPTION CONTEST number2
Post by: AndyR on July 15, 2009, 01:40:11 PM
The press-department were slightly bemused by the latest idea for a proposed "get-with-the-kids" campaign...

"There's no way Gordon could top this..."

"I'm not sure he'd need to David..."
Title: Re: CAPTION CONTEST number2
Post by: Ratrod on July 15, 2009, 03:18:54 PM
Pay attention children. If you practice your 'Guitar Hero' enough, you can be just as good as this guy.
Title: Re: CAPTION CONTEST number2
Post by: Copperhead on July 15, 2009, 04:48:49 PM
" Must....hang-on....tighter...when...doing...backflip...off...mini-tramp...."
Title: Re: CAPTION CONTEST number2
Post by: FELINEGUITARS on July 15, 2009, 05:55:29 PM
"Er... is it Air Guitar or Hair guitar?... Damn!" Bob Kulick

I should welcome my friend Nick Smith to the forum
Airbrush artist extraordinaire!
Just a couple of bits of his work...
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v662/felineguitars/Nick%20Smith/waroftheworlds.jpg)

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v662/felineguitars/Nick%20Smith/dredd-guitar-web.jpg)
Title: Re: CAPTION CONTEST number2
Post by: bucketshred on July 15, 2009, 05:57:36 PM
Loving the Judge Dredd Dinky.
Title: Re: CAPTION CONTEST number2
Post by: AndyR on July 15, 2009, 06:03:36 PM
Not quite my thing, but class work Mr Smith... yeah, welcome! :D

(That's not a caption Jonathan, btw)
(Even though it's almost better than my actual effort :lol:)
Title: Re: CAPTION CONTEST number2
Post by: MDV on July 15, 2009, 06:12:12 PM
Welcome nick! Great work.
Title: Re: CAPTION CONTEST number2
Post by: dave_mc on July 15, 2009, 06:47:11 PM
they're great :D what's the first one, war of the worlds?
Title: Re: CAPTION CONTEST number2
Post by: Frank666 on July 15, 2009, 06:55:30 PM
Ted Nugent couldn't hide his frustration at losing the biggest fish he ever caught. "No really, it was THIS big!!!"
Title: Re: CAPTION CONTEST number2
Post by: 38thBeatle on July 15, 2009, 07:26:43 PM
You put your left arm in.....

Ray was beginning to regret entering the extreme hokey cokey.
Title: Re: CAPTION CONTEST number2
Post by: Copperhead on July 15, 2009, 11:14:42 PM
TMZ HEADLINES:

Ted Nugent uses Don King's hairdresser, laments loss of favorite compound bow....
Title: Re: CAPTION CONTEST number2
Post by: Dmoney on July 15, 2009, 11:17:48 PM
imagine YOUR face if someone stole your guitar and kicked YOU in the nuts!
Title: Re: CAPTION CONTEST number2
Post by: dave_mc on July 15, 2009, 11:43:55 PM
^ oh man, that one's great. :lol:
Title: Re: CAPTION CONTEST number2
Post by: PhilKing on July 17, 2009, 04:06:43 PM
With a flash the guitar was teleported away leaving his hair vertical with static and turning parts of his skin to crystaline scales.
Title: Re: CAPTION CONTEST number2
Post by: Copperhead on July 18, 2009, 04:03:40 PM
Dang! I knew I shouldn't have turned it up to 1.21 gigawatts and played at 88 mph!!!
Title: Re: CAPTION CONTEST number2
Post by: Will on July 18, 2009, 07:38:53 PM
In the theme of the Petrucci overdubs

"and this air guitar was handmade by Jesus"
Title: Re: CAPTION CONTEST number2
Post by: FELINEGUITARS on August 10, 2009, 11:34:35 PM
Oops - I overlooked doing the judging and prizes (till now that is)

I think this time I liked DMoney's one :
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v662/felineguitars/caption%20competition/APTOPIX_US_Air_Guitar_Sher.jpg)
imagine YOUR face if someone stole your guitar and kicked YOU in the nuts!

Give me a shout and let me know your strings of choice from our range and address and all that