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Title: Is it wrong?
Post by: fbloke on July 20, 2009, 08:20:22 PM
...to touch one's self intimately whilst watching Loose Women whilst "working from home"?   I am asking this just in case I get the urge.




Title: Re: Is it wrong?
Post by: _tom_ on July 20, 2009, 08:35:51 PM
Very wrong, especially as none of them are at all attractive, apart from the blonde one who is sometimes on it.
Title: Re: Is it wrong?
Post by: Philly Q on July 20, 2009, 09:35:10 PM
 :lol:  You're young, Tom.  At my age they look OK, TBH.  Apart from Carol McGiffin.

Not sure they justify touching oneself intimately, though....
Title: Re: Is it wrong?
Post by: indysmith on July 20, 2009, 09:46:21 PM
Eh!? Watching 'Loose Women' is a sin!
Title: Re: Is it wrong?
Post by: fbloke on July 20, 2009, 09:46:53 PM
Very wrong, especially as none of them are at all attractive, apart from the blonde one who is sometimes on it.

Tom,

You've hit the nail on the head - Jackie Brambles gives me a tingle in the special place. I'm just getting to a point of pleasure, then the camera shot changes and it's "NOOOO!!!!  GET THE CAMERA OFF OF CAROL MCGIFFIN!!!!!"
Title: Re: Is it wrong?
Post by: indysmith on July 20, 2009, 09:47:51 PM
WHY DO YOU KNOW THEIR NAMES?!?!?!
Title: Re: Is it wrong?
Post by: Philly Q on July 20, 2009, 10:01:30 PM
Tom,

You've hit the nail on the head - Jackie Brambles gives me a tingle in the special place. I'm just getting to a point of pleasure, then the camera shot changes and it's "NOOOO!!!!  GET THE CAMERA OFF OF CAROL MCGIFFIN!!!!!"


You could always record it and put Jackie on a loop, I suppose....


Didn't she used to spell her name Jakki Brambles?  That's maturity for you!  Maybe it's time Rob da Bank grew up too....  :roll:
Title: Re: Is it wrong?
Post by: fbloke on July 20, 2009, 10:53:49 PM
Tom,

You've hit the nail on the head - Jackie Brambles gives me a tingle in the special place. I'm just getting to a point of pleasure, then the camera shot changes and it's "NOOOO!!!!  GET THE CAMERA OFF OF CAROL MCGIFFIN!!!!!"


You could always record it and put Jackie on a loop, I suppose....


Didn't she used to spell her name Jakki Brambles?  That's maturity for you!  Maybe it's time Rob da Bank grew up too....  :roll:
WHY DO YOU KNOW THEIR NAMES?!?!?!

Philly - I think you're right, it might be Jakki.  I never was good at remembering women's names when it counts, but that's another thread altogether.  Oh, my drunken youth.  Glad I'm spending my time more productively now....

Indy - Happy now?!! The only other ones I could name are the Oxo bird and that mental one off Corrie who had a pop at Gordon Ramsay.  I'd like to make it clear that I only fancy the blonde one whose name I've forgotten.  Still, I might be out of work for some time soon, there's plenty of opportunity to develop psychological imbalances by repeated viewing of shrieking old crones. 

Title: Re: Is it wrong?
Post by: JDC on July 21, 2009, 02:33:40 AM
in that show isn't it just 4 women trying to talk over each other without saying a single useful thing what so ever?
Title: Re: Is it wrong?
Post by: Tellboy on July 21, 2009, 10:17:58 AM
in that show isn't it just 4 women trying to talk over each other without saying a single useful thing what so ever?

Isn't that normal for most women?  :D
Title: Re: Is it wrong?
Post by: FELINEGUITARS on July 21, 2009, 08:16:37 PM
...to touch one's self intimately whilst watching Loose Women whilst "working from home"?   I am asking this just in case I get the urge.



No - it's much more wrong to do it during THE JEREMY KYLE SHOW - (unless you have a chav fetish I suppose)
Title: Re: Is it wrong?
Post by: Matt77 on July 21, 2009, 08:31:51 PM
Whatever floats your boat in the privacy of your own home.
Please say you don't do this in Comet?
Title: Re: Is it wrong?
Post by: Jonny on July 21, 2009, 08:44:28 PM
I think its called Loose Women for a reason so on that opinion of mine I'd refrain from the thought of sexual acts and/or touching oneself.
Title: Re: Is it wrong?
Post by: Philly Q on July 21, 2009, 08:57:07 PM
...to touch one's self intimately whilst watching Loose Women whilst "working from home"?   I am asking this just in case I get the urge.


No - it's much more wrong to do it during THE JEREMY KYLE SHOW - (unless you have a chav fetish I suppose)

I'd say it's damn near impossible to do it during the Jeremy Kyle show.  :o
Title: Re: Is it wrong?
Post by: indysmith on July 21, 2009, 09:23:58 PM
I have a mate with a chav fetish who claims to have seen every single episode of Jeremy Kyle...
I don't disbelieve him! I lived with him for a year, and he dedicated a good portion of his day to that show.
Title: Re: Is it wrong?
Post by: Philly Q on July 21, 2009, 09:48:17 PM
I must admit I do sometimes watch Jeremy Kyle when I'm off work, but I can't see any point watching it every day.  There are only about 3 different stories:

1. Lie detector tests for love cheats ("In the last 2 weeks have you had any sexual contact with anyone apart from the 4 people we've already mentioned?")

2. DNA tests to find out who's the father of some unfortunate little Britney, Kyle or Lasqueesha ("If it's mine I'll support it... by spending £5 less of my benefits on ketamine")

3. My child is going off the rails ("You know I love her to bits, I'll always be there for her... except when I'm in rehab and her dad's in prison")


And all the guests are stupid, ugly chavs (technically neds, I suppose, if they're Scottish).  The only difference is whether they're young, old, fat (99.99999% of the women) or skeletally thin (the heroin addicts).

You can amuse yourself by trying to count their teeth, though (if any).  :?
Title: Re: Is it wrong?
Post by: fbloke on July 21, 2009, 10:46:06 PM
I must admit I do sometimes watch Jeremy Kyle when I'm off work, but I can't see any point watching it every day.  There are only about 3 different stories:

1. Lie detector tests for love cheats ("In the last 2 weeks have you had any sexual contact with anyone apart from the 4 people we've already mentioned?")

2. DNA tests to find out who's the father of some unfortunate little Britney, Kyle or Lasqueesha ("If it's mine I'll support it... by spending £5 less of my benefits on ketamine")

3. My child is going off the rails ("You know I love her to bits, I'll always be there for her... except when I'm in rehab and her dad's in prison")


And all the guests are stupid, ugly chavs (technically neds, I suppose, if they're Scottish).  The only difference is whether they're young, old, fat (99.99999% of the women) or skeletally thin (the heroin addicts).

You can amuse yourself by trying to count their teeth, though (if any).  :?

But do you touch yourself intimately watching the Jeremy Kyle show?  It's o.k., we're all friends here and nobody will judge you ......
Title: Re: Is it wrong?
Post by: WezV on July 21, 2009, 10:57:37 PM
ah, 7 weeks of daytime tv ahead of me now!!

if i start down that road no-one will be getting a Venables guitar this year!!
Title: Re: Is it wrong?
Post by: Philly Q on July 21, 2009, 11:01:03 PM
But do you touch yourself intimately watching the Jeremy Kyle show?  It's o.k., we're all friends here and nobody will judge you ......

I'd say it's damn near impossible to do it during the Jeremy Kyle show.  :o
Title: Re: Is it wrong?
Post by: Philly Q on July 23, 2009, 11:06:37 PM
So, according to The Sun, Kate Thornton is taking over from Jackie Brambles on Loose Women.  That's not a bad result!
Title: Re: Is it wrong?
Post by: Brow on July 27, 2009, 12:45:53 PM
My girlfriends little sister is OBSESSED with that for some reason!!!  :shock:

Coleen Nolan ain't that bad for an old 'un   :lol: