Bare Knuckle Pickups Forum
At The Back => Time Out => Topic started by: fbloke on July 20, 2009, 08:20:22 PM
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...to touch one's self intimately whilst watching Loose Women whilst "working from home"? I am asking this just in case I get the urge.
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Very wrong, especially as none of them are at all attractive, apart from the blonde one who is sometimes on it.
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:lol: You're young, Tom. At my age they look OK, TBH. Apart from Carol McGiffin.
Not sure they justify touching oneself intimately, though....
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Eh!? Watching 'Loose Women' is a sin!
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Very wrong, especially as none of them are at all attractive, apart from the blonde one who is sometimes on it.
Tom,
You've hit the nail on the head - Jackie Brambles gives me a tingle in the special place. I'm just getting to a point of pleasure, then the camera shot changes and it's "NOOOO!!!! GET THE CAMERA OFF OF CAROL MCGIFFIN!!!!!"
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WHY DO YOU KNOW THEIR NAMES?!?!?!
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Tom,
You've hit the nail on the head - Jackie Brambles gives me a tingle in the special place. I'm just getting to a point of pleasure, then the camera shot changes and it's "NOOOO!!!! GET THE CAMERA OFF OF CAROL MCGIFFIN!!!!!"
You could always record it and put Jackie on a loop, I suppose....
Didn't she used to spell her name Jakki Brambles? That's maturity for you! Maybe it's time Rob da Bank grew up too.... :roll:
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Tom,
You've hit the nail on the head - Jackie Brambles gives me a tingle in the special place. I'm just getting to a point of pleasure, then the camera shot changes and it's "NOOOO!!!! GET THE CAMERA OFF OF CAROL MCGIFFIN!!!!!"
You could always record it and put Jackie on a loop, I suppose....
Didn't she used to spell her name Jakki Brambles? That's maturity for you! Maybe it's time Rob da Bank grew up too.... :roll:
WHY DO YOU KNOW THEIR NAMES?!?!?!
Philly - I think you're right, it might be Jakki. I never was good at remembering women's names when it counts, but that's another thread altogether. Oh, my drunken youth. Glad I'm spending my time more productively now....
Indy - Happy now?!! The only other ones I could name are the Oxo bird and that mental one off Corrie who had a pop at Gordon Ramsay. I'd like to make it clear that I only fancy the blonde one whose name I've forgotten. Still, I might be out of work for some time soon, there's plenty of opportunity to develop psychological imbalances by repeated viewing of shrieking old crones.
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in that show isn't it just 4 women trying to talk over each other without saying a single useful thing what so ever?
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in that show isn't it just 4 women trying to talk over each other without saying a single useful thing what so ever?
Isn't that normal for most women? :D
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...to touch one's self intimately whilst watching Loose Women whilst "working from home"? I am asking this just in case I get the urge.
No - it's much more wrong to do it during THE JEREMY KYLE SHOW - (unless you have a chav fetish I suppose)
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Whatever floats your boat in the privacy of your own home.
Please say you don't do this in Comet?
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I think its called Loose Women for a reason so on that opinion of mine I'd refrain from the thought of sexual acts and/or touching oneself.
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...to touch one's self intimately whilst watching Loose Women whilst "working from home"? I am asking this just in case I get the urge.
No - it's much more wrong to do it during THE JEREMY KYLE SHOW - (unless you have a chav fetish I suppose)
I'd say it's damn near impossible to do it during the Jeremy Kyle show. :o
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I have a mate with a chav fetish who claims to have seen every single episode of Jeremy Kyle...
I don't disbelieve him! I lived with him for a year, and he dedicated a good portion of his day to that show.
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I must admit I do sometimes watch Jeremy Kyle when I'm off work, but I can't see any point watching it every day. There are only about 3 different stories:
1. Lie detector tests for love cheats ("In the last 2 weeks have you had any sexual contact with anyone apart from the 4 people we've already mentioned?")
2. DNA tests to find out who's the father of some unfortunate little Britney, Kyle or Lasqueesha ("If it's mine I'll support it... by spending £5 less of my benefits on ketamine")
3. My child is going off the rails ("You know I love her to bits, I'll always be there for her... except when I'm in rehab and her dad's in prison")
And all the guests are stupid, ugly chavs (technically neds, I suppose, if they're Scottish). The only difference is whether they're young, old, fat (99.99999% of the women) or skeletally thin (the heroin addicts).
You can amuse yourself by trying to count their teeth, though (if any). :?
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I must admit I do sometimes watch Jeremy Kyle when I'm off work, but I can't see any point watching it every day. There are only about 3 different stories:
1. Lie detector tests for love cheats ("In the last 2 weeks have you had any sexual contact with anyone apart from the 4 people we've already mentioned?")
2. DNA tests to find out who's the father of some unfortunate little Britney, Kyle or Lasqueesha ("If it's mine I'll support it... by spending £5 less of my benefits on ketamine")
3. My child is going off the rails ("You know I love her to bits, I'll always be there for her... except when I'm in rehab and her dad's in prison")
And all the guests are stupid, ugly chavs (technically neds, I suppose, if they're Scottish). The only difference is whether they're young, old, fat (99.99999% of the women) or skeletally thin (the heroin addicts).
You can amuse yourself by trying to count their teeth, though (if any). :?
But do you touch yourself intimately watching the Jeremy Kyle show? It's o.k., we're all friends here and nobody will judge you ......
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ah, 7 weeks of daytime tv ahead of me now!!
if i start down that road no-one will be getting a Venables guitar this year!!
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But do you touch yourself intimately watching the Jeremy Kyle show? It's o.k., we're all friends here and nobody will judge you ......
I'd say it's damn near impossible to do it during the Jeremy Kyle show. :o
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So, according to The Sun, Kate Thornton is taking over from Jackie Brambles on Loose Women. That's not a bad result!
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My girlfriends little sister is OBSESSED with that for some reason!!! :shock:
Coleen Nolan ain't that bad for an old 'un :lol: