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Title: Zakk has done it again...
Post by: SG Thrasher on August 19, 2009, 10:16:47 PM
http://www.epiphone.com/news.asp?NewsID=1619

(http://www.epiphone.com/images/N_1619a.jpg)

Oh dear.
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Post by: FernandoDuarte on August 19, 2009, 10:18:42 PM
He's lost, unfortunatelly...
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Post by: Will on August 19, 2009, 10:32:16 PM
Is it based on a Gibson model? :roll:
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Post by: dave_mc on August 19, 2009, 10:39:52 PM
:lol:
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Post by: Elliot on August 19, 2009, 10:49:29 PM
Is it based on a Gibson model? :roll:

When Les Paul was developing the solid body guitar that would eventually become the Gibson Les Paul, he is famous for experiment with various shapes - famously a train track, but it is a little known fact that Les also experimented by attaching a P90 to a coffin - hence death metal jazz was born......
Title: Re: Zakk has done it again...
Post by: Philly Q on August 19, 2009, 11:11:47 PM
Oh dear, it's getting beyond a joke.

Somebody bust a cap in his mutha$%&#in' ass (as I believe the vernacular goes) before he makes one shaped like a beer can....
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Post by: MDV on August 19, 2009, 11:20:48 PM
Such epic fail.
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Post by: gwEm on August 20, 2009, 12:12:20 AM
oh for f_cks sake....

the SG/V was rubbish, and whats this?!

i'll tell you - even worse than the SG/V. pathetic actually...
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Post by: FernandoDuarte on August 20, 2009, 12:15:11 AM
About 1:50:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgOpnf6So8c
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Post by: Mr.Coneman on August 20, 2009, 12:17:39 AM
What an ugly guitar  :lol:

Dead ugly.


...couldn't help it.
Title: Re: Zakk has done it again...
Post by: gwEm on August 20, 2009, 12:20:31 AM
i'd want to remember zakk for the cool songs he wrote with ozzy, not bullshitee like this ""br00tal"" coffin guitar... the man has gone too far
Title: Re: Zakk has done it again...
Post by: Philly Q on August 20, 2009, 12:34:27 AM
About 1:50:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgOpnf6So8c

All together now, join in:

Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh-duh-duh-duh wheeeee!
Duh, oooooh, wheeeee, wheeeee, wheeeee!
Duh, wheeeeee, duh, wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh-duh-duh-duh wheeeee!



Oh, Zakk, just $%&# off.  :x
 
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Post by: Ian Price on August 20, 2009, 12:40:08 AM
That is complete tosh. I bet some people buy some though!
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Post by: FernandoDuarte on August 20, 2009, 12:44:37 AM
The evil side of Philly is starting to go out, beware :twisted:
:lol:
Title: Re: Zakk has done it again...
Post by: Philly Q on August 20, 2009, 12:49:07 AM
The evil side of Philly is starting to go out, beware :twisted:
:lol:

Nah, time for me to climb the metaphorical wooden stair to Bedfordshire.  'Night all!  :wink:
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Post by: HTH AMPS on August 20, 2009, 01:08:36 AM
every fourth beat he hits one of those wylde (sorry, couldn't resist) pinch harmonics - I wish he'd stop it, I can't listen to the guy play any more.
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Post by: Jonny on August 20, 2009, 01:14:07 AM
They should make a coffin case his size.

So he can go die.
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Post by: Elliot on August 20, 2009, 08:21:53 AM
now now

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Post by: Prawnik on August 20, 2009, 08:31:19 AM
Question: can someone explain why we hate Zakk so much?
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Post by: Dreichlift on August 20, 2009, 08:50:11 AM
Question: can someone explain why we hate Zakk so much?

Because we are all stuck in a rut remembering our favorite periods of his career (Ozzy, Pride and Glory, Book of Shadows). Also we are sickend by his OTT comercialism, I understand the guy has to make a living but seriously he'd endorse fresh air if he could get a buck for it.

To be honest he's probably learnt his business accumen from Sharon Osbourne, sadly he doesn't have a famous husband to use as a puppet so he uses himself.

Oh (puts on best 90210 voice) and pinch harmonics are like so last season! :lol:
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Post by: bucketshred on August 20, 2009, 08:52:54 AM
A coffin shaped guitar.

I would have loved one of them when I was 14!

Paddy
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Post by: Philly Q on August 20, 2009, 09:45:49 AM
Question: can someone explain why we hate Zakk so much?

I think it's more a question of how can anyone not hate him, he's such a c--k.

There's also the frustration that this is a guy who (on past evidence) has genuine talent, but he's chosen to drown that talent in beer (and pinch harmonics), turn himself into a ludicrous cartoon biker/viking/Kerry King lookalike, and release the same boring album every year.
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Post by: Plexi Ken on August 20, 2009, 10:08:47 AM
If the 'Vox Teardrop' had a child and the child became a goth, it would look like this  :P
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Post by: Ratrod on August 20, 2009, 10:16:22 AM
I understand the humor in the coffin bass used by some psychobilly bands.

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3505/3723241958_bf293792a7.jpg)

But that guitar is just wrong.
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Post by: Nadz1lla on August 20, 2009, 11:34:32 AM
Yeah his latest collaborations with Gibson have really made me wonder. But then they will bring out things like that 12 ply candy looking monstrosity. I guess they've got a lot of extra cash to spend on releasing a certain amount of "Novelty" stuff a couple of times per year.   :?
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Post by: Afghan Dave on August 20, 2009, 11:36:27 AM
I understand the humor in the coffin bass used by some psychobilly bands.

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3505/3723241958_bf293792a7.jpg)

But that guitar is just wrong.

The Coffin Bass is really cool.... The Coffin Epiphone Guitar? NO!

Remember chaps

"It's such a fine line between stupid, and clever" David St. Hubbins
Title: Re: Zakk has done it again...
Post by: ericsabbath on August 20, 2009, 02:36:48 PM
actually his 7 year son designed the guitar

there was a pic of the boy showing the drawing to him

 :lol:
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Post by: CaptainDesslock on August 20, 2009, 03:03:25 PM
simply one of those guitars you see in the shop, shake your head and move on!
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Post by: mikey5 on August 20, 2009, 04:14:00 PM
I totally agree with everyone. Zakks old stuff is actually some of my favorite music. Book of Shadows and solos like the one from No More Tears-Sold my soul. The guy had such an awesome mixed style of blues and metal and it was really good. I mean he had it all he had the style and that look that every rock star trys to do but cant. But than he grew out that stupid beard and tried to change himself into some trucker Biker Kerry king wannabe. In his interviews he sounds way more stupid. No wonder Ozzy is looking for a new guitarist. His style is totally different.
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Post by: Ted 'N' Leo on August 20, 2009, 07:10:07 PM
God, what an abomination! I saw it yesterday during my lunch hour at work, and forgot about it, funny how that worked out?

Its such a waste of talent, he was a fairly good guitarist back in the day, but now hes just a caricature of himself, and not a very well drawn one.
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Post by: mikey5 on August 20, 2009, 08:42:29 PM
Well spoken ted
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Post by: horsehead on August 20, 2009, 09:38:25 PM
Poor Zakk..it must be so hard for him these days...not being good enough to play for Ozzy, helping design some of the must ugly Gibsons going.

Poor Zakk....
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Post by: Will on August 20, 2009, 10:02:32 PM
Remind yourselves of the good times.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkeFtDVCZMo - This is what made me want to play guitar

He is modest, quiet, and direct to the point. Maybe he wouldn't have got as much success if he stayed this way.
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Post by: Dmoney on August 20, 2009, 10:34:20 PM
does that guitar open up to reveal randy rhoads?
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Post by: Afghan Dave on August 20, 2009, 11:21:44 PM
does that guitar open up to reveal randy rhoads?

No, It's assorted Dimebag relics to be thrown out to the audience after the Zakk finishes his tribute solo to In This River..  :?
Title: Re: Zakk has done it again...
Post by: Dmoney on August 20, 2009, 11:27:33 PM
sweet
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Post by: mikey5 on August 21, 2009, 01:00:57 AM
Remind yourselves of the good times.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkeFtDVCZMo - This is what made me want to play guitar

He is modest, quiet, and direct to the point. Maybe he wouldn't have got as much success if he stayed this way.





I think he would have had even better success. When you think you are the best or something than you start to suck
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Post by: SRChrono on August 21, 2009, 06:12:11 AM
Such epic fail.

I concur.
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Post by: FELINEGUITARS on August 21, 2009, 12:02:03 PM
Remind yourselves of the good times.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkeFtDVCZMo - This is what made me want to play guitar

He is modest, quiet, and direct to the point. Maybe he wouldn't have got as much success if he stayed this way.

I liked him more that way

It's almost as if he got more obnoxious as his beard got longer!

Maybe he didnt want to be mistaken for this player
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJLNv0O8xrE&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJLNv0O8xrE&feature=related)
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Post by: gwEm on August 21, 2009, 12:19:38 PM
Remind yourselves of the good times.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkeFtDVCZMo - This is what made me want to play guitar

He is modest, quiet, and direct to the point. Maybe he wouldn't have got as much success if he stayed this way.

really good video... where as on this one, you learn absolutely nothing:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHq0i2Dwujg&NR=1
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Post by: MrBump on August 21, 2009, 01:54:45 PM
Damn you all for posting vids when I'm at work and can't watch them!!!


 :x
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Post by: Mr.Coneman on August 21, 2009, 06:57:04 PM
Another one for Mr.Bump.

Zakk: The Good Times: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOv0a119E4o
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Post by: mikey5 on August 21, 2009, 08:38:29 PM
This post should be called RIP Zakk because this bearded moron is nothing like the talented young fellow that is singing this Machine Gun Man song or anything else good. Im gonna post my personal Zakk Favorites. These songs are my favorites

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqmNKERNf5o

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcGjoCTpKFA&feature=related
Title: Re: Zakk has done it again...
Post by: mikey5 on August 21, 2009, 08:43:37 PM
I liked him more that way

It's almost as if he got more obnoxious as his beard got longer!

Maybe he didnt want to be mistaken for this player
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJLNv0O8xrE&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJLNv0O8xrE&feature=related)
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AWW man thats nasty that is a dude with shaved Legs wearing a dress. Asian chicks dont have hands like that.
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Post by: Catalyst77 on August 21, 2009, 10:11:14 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wsih9nUpq2U

Now this is a decent ZW Solo!
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Post by: Will on August 21, 2009, 11:07:51 PM
This post should be called RIP Zakk because this bearded moron is nothing like the talented young fellow that is singing this Machine Gun Man song or anything else good. Im gonna post my personal Zakk Favorites. These songs are my favorites

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqmNKERNf5o

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcGjoCTpKFA&feature=related

Good choice, IMO there is far more stage presence there than the modern character has.

I was about to say it seemed like we are talking about Zakk's 'passing' :lol:
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Post by: Philly Q on August 21, 2009, 11:32:23 PM
I was about to say it seemed like we are talking about Zakk's 'passing' :lol:

 :lol: :lol:

Yeah, I don't like Zakk any more but I was starting to think we've been going a bit over the top crucifying him in this thread....
 
Title: Re: Zakk has done it again...
Post by: mikey5 on August 22, 2009, 12:08:19 AM
Perhaps we have gone a little too far

check this out you all this is new news Ozzy has a new guitarist. To tell you the truth I like Zakks playing even better than this guy this guy does act like a really nice guy though

As of August 20th, 2009, it has been confirmed that Gus G. is the new guitarist for Heavy Metal icon Ozzy Osbourne.
Blabbermouth
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Post by: mikey5 on August 22, 2009, 12:26:12 AM
I think my new favorite guitarist now is Doug Aldrich. He is my absolute favorite now. Its like Randys spirit passed to him.
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Post by: Mr.Coneman on August 22, 2009, 02:09:10 AM
I think my new favorite guitarist now is Doug Aldrich. He is my absolute favorite now. Its like Randys spirit passed to him.
Definitely, mate. I wouldn't call him my current favourite really (not while Joe Satriani and Gary Moore are still around), but he is terrific. Randy Rhoads would be in my top 3 guitar players without a doubt, and Doug is the closest thing there's been since, if you ask me. I'd love to have heard him play the Ozzy songs.

I seen Doug with Whitesnake when I'd barely learned who he was, and was just blown away.
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Post by: mikey5 on August 22, 2009, 03:41:46 AM
Dude you know what aldrich did a randy tribute album look up Doug Aldrich on wikipedia and he did all kinds of covers for SRV OZZY a few for randy and metallica even. I agree with Gary Moore but Personally I am a rock guitarist and Joe Satriani annoys me but I am glad that you like him.
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Post by: FernandoDuarte on August 22, 2009, 04:18:21 AM
Another one for Mr.Bump.

Zakk: The Good Times: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOv0a119E4o

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wsih9nUpq2U

Now this is a decent ZW Solo!

Both examples of why I'm a big fan of the guy in the beggining of his career...
I think I've burnt my tongue, seems like he's coming with BLS in december... I may go watch :lol:
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Post by: donovan.x on August 22, 2009, 08:54:44 AM
Maybe he should go for this one next!!! 8)
Title: Re: Zakk has done it again...
Post by: Elliot on August 22, 2009, 10:02:24 PM
Perhaps the poor dude is suffering from burn out or has overdone it and is crashing?  Maybe we should all be a bit more charitable? (and I sounding like a hippy here?)
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Post by: Sifu Ben on August 22, 2009, 10:07:41 PM
I won't be buying this guitar. I will be buying the limited edition, hand signed, Tom Murphy aged Custom Shop relic model, a snip at £8,999. Each one comes with a hard shell case individually vomited on by Zakk.
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Post by: Fourth Feline on August 22, 2009, 10:31:30 PM
Perhaps the poor dude is suffering from burn out or has overdone it and is crashing?  Maybe we should all be a bit more charitable? (and I sounding like a hippy here?)

I agree with that one Elliot ; as although I do not condone a lot of what he says - and how he acts of late, it does have all the hallmarks of the inevitable crash - after trying to maintain a larger than life persona as his 'schtik' .
Of course he could also have just become a spoilt brat ;  but as has been demonstrated, the 'real' Zakk used to be ( and therefore at some level  might still be ) a much straighter and sincere man.

It's like watching ( or being ) a manic person crashing through that hypothetical 'zero line' to an equal and opposite level of despair.  Meanwhile , I just hope his wife and kids are getting good treatment.

As for his Black Label era albums ( specially 'Sonic Brew' and 'Mafia' ) - they are still my favourite choice  to have a good weightlifting / kettlebell workout  to.  The 'sameyness' that folk sometimes complain about, works well for me there - in that it hits a groove and just keeps going , in an apty focused, chuggy and squealy way. Straight ahead Rock to accompany  straight ahead hard work.   

I hope he finds resolve and a balance before it's too late.  :)
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Post by: Afghan Dave on August 23, 2009, 12:07:35 AM
Ozzy and the new guitarist in his life Gus G and 9 year old Yuto Miyazawa :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dahvFdmmR8

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Post by: FernandoDuarte on August 23, 2009, 04:21:53 AM
Hope he ain't got lost as 99% of young talents who got famous :D Playing that way at 9, he can make some amazing stuff in the future!
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Post by: Philly Q on August 23, 2009, 09:52:02 AM
I hope he carries on enjoying it as much as he obviously did there, and they don't try to make him into a novelty act (Thomas McRocklin, anyone?).

I have to say that Ozzy - for Ozzy - was in pretty good voice in that clip!
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Post by: mikey5 on August 23, 2009, 03:09:23 PM
I have to say Gus G fit in pretty well up there too
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Post by: Will on August 23, 2009, 03:15:52 PM
Yeah, I would actualy really like to see Ozzy live again just to listen to Gus' interpretations of the classics.

I didn't expect to want to see him live again :lol:
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Post by: Philly Q on August 26, 2009, 11:48:04 PM
I just read that Zakk has been hospitalised this week with blood clots in his lungs and leg.

Hope it wasn't our bad karma that caused it.  Get well soon dude, then lay off the booze.
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Post by: mikey5 on August 27, 2009, 04:00:05 AM
I just read that Zakk has been hospitalised this week with blood clots in his lungs and leg.

Hope it wasn't our bad karma that caused it.  Get well soon dude, then lay off the booze.


Oh man yea I hope he does get better. I dont think it was us though.
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Post by: Fourth Feline on August 27, 2009, 11:13:46 AM
I just read that Zakk has been hospitalised this week with blood clots in his lungs and leg.

Hope it wasn't our bad karma that caused it.  Get well soon dude, then lay off the booze.

My goodness Philly, it's a good thing the likes of you and I lead a life of 'perfect purity' - even if it is in-voluntary !

As you already said Philly ,  get well Zakk - then 'straighten up and fly right'....
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Post by: Philly Q on August 27, 2009, 02:51:08 PM
My goodness Philly, it's a good thing the likes of you and I lead a life of 'perfect purity' - even if it is in-voluntary !

Hmmm, dunno about perfect, Derek!   :lol:
Title: Re: Zakk has done it again...
Post by: Will on August 27, 2009, 05:37:03 PM
(http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/blabbermouth.net/reviewpics/zakk_clot.jpg)

Still playing the heavy metal c*ck role in the hospital though :?
Did his mummy never teach him to smile in pix?

It says that he can't sing because of the clots in his lungs, thats quite a shame. I wonder if he will be able to again

Title: Re: Zakk has done it again...
Post by: Afghan Dave on August 27, 2009, 06:06:45 PM
 :lol: :lol: Noooooo :lol: :lol:

I really wish him well but he is gonna have to stay sober till he gets off the blood thinners.

He might just re-evaluate the direction his life has been taking.... I said might because the picture doesn't fill me with hope.

Good luck dude and try not to "Bleed Black Label" coz on warfarin you can't stop!
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Post by: gingataff on August 27, 2009, 06:18:42 PM
Zakk in a dress.


Get well soon mate.
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Post by: mecca777 on August 27, 2009, 11:19:39 PM
From now on, whenever I see a pic of Zakk onstage, I'm going to be wondering if he's wearing anti-DVT compression stockings under his giant leather biker boots.

ROCK AND ROLL :D
Title: Re: Zakk has done it again...
Post by: Fourth Feline on August 27, 2009, 11:25:49 PM
Nora Batty Rocks !!!  PDT_003
Title: Re: Zakk has done it again...
Post by: dheim on August 30, 2009, 02:34:26 PM
he's ready for some slayer cover...
chemical warfarin

AHAHAH!

(this is definitely the most doctor-oriented joke i've ever written in my life. i'm a bit ashamed...  :roll:)
Title: Re: Zakk has done it again...
Post by: mikey5 on December 04, 2009, 11:56:47 PM
http://www.premierguitar.com/Magazine/Issue/Daily/News/MXR_Announces_Black_Label_Chorus_Pedal.aspx

more zakk memorabilia
Title: Re: Zakk has done it again...
Post by: Afghan Dave on December 05, 2009, 12:08:34 AM
I've got high hopes for his next album... REALLY!

No booze - clean & sober - We could get to see what many of us loved about the guy again.

I think the blood clots might have transformed Zakk's future for the better.

Fingers crossed.
Title: Re: Zakk has done it again...
Post by: nfe on December 05, 2009, 12:15:09 AM
I can't think of an occasion when a musician getting clean has been a positive move for their music.

But, if he brings out another Pride and Glory, I'll take that back.

Cannae see it though, he's too far down that "I wanna be a biker and kid on I'm hard, so long as I don't ever actually have to meet a REAL biker that'll kick my head in" road.
Title: Re: Zakk has done it again...
Post by: Afghan Dave on December 05, 2009, 12:46:49 AM
Well, I have to admit you do have a point there... too many guitarist's "post dependency" output has been cr@p   :?
Title: Re: Zakk has done it again...
Post by: mikey5 on December 05, 2009, 06:31:04 AM
I hope pride and glory comes back