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At The Back => The Dressing Room => Topic started by: _tom_ on September 03, 2009, 01:20:38 PM
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:lol:
http://www.geocities.com/wyrmalicious/DailyMailGen.html
IMMIGRANT
EUROPEANS
ABUSED
THE QUEEN
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EUROPEANS
ARE
HIDING UNDER YOUR BED
GYPSIES
ARE
GYPSIES
:lol: :lol:
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haha
"child molesting gypsies are already here"
"foreign gays want to disease the bible"
wtf? :lol:
though, for the sake of balance, i could probably think up a few guardian ones too...
EDIT:
HOMELESS
BACTERIA
ARE
WATCHING YOUR CHILDREN
and "gypsies are poor people"
PAEDOPHILES
WILL
KILL
THE POUND (i got one about muslims taking the pound soon, too :lol: )
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Had a good old chuckle at this. Needs a few more words in there though, gets quite repetitive after a few clicks :(
Roo
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^ yeah. is it just me or is it even funnier when it makes no sense?
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haha
"child molesting gypsies are already here"
"foreign gays want to disease the bible"
wtf? :lol:
though, for the sake of balance, i could probably think up a few guardian ones too...
EDIT:
HOMELESS
BACTERIA
ARE
WATCHING YOUR CHILDREN
and "gypsies are poor people"
PAEDOPHILES
WILL
KILL
THE POUND (i got one about muslims taking the pound soon, too :lol: )
I suppose the Guardian ones would read something like:
"Yesterday's headline: 'Laughter in Elsinore' should have read 'Slaughter in Erinsborough'"
Bit of an ISIHAC reference for your radio 4 listeners :)
Roo
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:lol: i meant more to do with the politics ("today in g2 george monbiot will teach you how to knit your own lentils, carbon neutral tricycle and smug sense of self-satisfaction while in the comment section we'll suck up to labour yet again because, even though they haven't introduced a labour policy in years, hey, at least they're not the tories"), but even apart from that, you're right, the amount of mistakes is ridiculous. it's got to the point where, if they've got a graph, you check the corrections the next day to find out the right way of it, as odds are there'll be a mistake in it. :lol:
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ZOMBIES ARE GAY
:lol:
TRAVELLERS ARE COMING HERE
:?
edit:
Trumped!
"ASYLUM SEEKERS ARE COMING HERE"
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EASTERN EUROPEAN
POOR PEOPLE
ATE
ME
Say no more.
:D
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i got a ridiculous one like "immigrant scum are immigrating here"... :lol:
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I've had several along the lines of:
GAYS
ARE
GAYS
and
IMMIGRANT
IMMIGRANTS
ARE
SCUM
etc etc
chuckle!
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DISGUSTING
BACTERIA
KILLED
CHRISTMAS
:lol:
EDIT: Even better!!!
PAEDOPHILES
WILL
DISEASE
PRINCESS DIANA
EDIT2: hmm... why are all mine coming up with paedophiles now??
PAEDOPHILES
MOLESTED
OUR WAR VETERANS
is it trying to tell me something??
ASYLUM SEEKERS
ARE GOING TO
HURT
JESUS
ah... that's better :lol:
Time do some work I think
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OK, so this is going to be my entertainment for the rest of the night:
HOMELESS
IMMIGRANTS
ARE SNEERING AT
BRITISH VALUES
EASTERN EUROPEAN
TRAVELLERS
ARE
HIDING UNDER YOUR BED
EASTERN EUROPEAN
PAEDOPHILES
ARE
ALREADY HERE
NASTY
ASYLUM SEEKERS
WILL
DISEASE
MY GRANNY
IMMIGRANTS
KICKED
BRITISH PEOPLE
These are so realistic it's almost not funny.
Almost :lol:
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HOMELESS
ASYLUM SEEKERS
ARE
POOR PEOPLE
Surely, this should be a Guardian headline!
MUSLIMS
WANT
TO HURT CHRISTMAS
now that's better.....
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EVIL
GYPSIES
WILL SOON
DISEASE
BRITISH VALUES
good find tom :)
edit:
NON-BRITISH
EUROPEANS
ARE
PLOTTING TO DESTROY US
:lol:
POOR PEOPLE
HATE
OUR WAR VETERANS
perfect
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Paedophiles
are
migrating here
immigrants
are trying to ban
my dog
??
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DIRTY GIPSIES ABUSED MY GRANNY
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PAEDOPHILES
MOLESTED
MY CHILDREN
What were you expecting?
GYPSIES
ARE
TRAVELLERS
No shite.
GAYS
RAPED
MADDIE
That's short for Madeline, right?
CHILD-MOLESTING
ZOMBIES
BOMBED
CHRISTMAS
Pure class!
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ZOMBIES
WILL
DISEASE
BRITISH VALUES
doesnt bother me, im not british
TRAVELLERS
MOLESTED
BRITISH PEOPLE
still fine with me
PAEDOPHILES
WILL SOON
MOLEST
MADDIE
seems a likely target - if it is that madeline girl
POOR PEOPLE
ABUSED
JESUS
I thought it's the other way around, Jesus (or people representing him) abuse poor people
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EASTERN EUROPEAN
GAYS
ARE
SICK FILTH
first post with sick filth I think
TRAVELLERS
ARE
BRINGING BIRD FLU
wrong flu
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Looks like theres a story generator as well now :lol:
http://charlieharvey.org.uk/daily_mail.pl
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The story generator is genius:
"Jacob Rees-Mogg has today said "society needs to condemn a little more and understand a little less.".
Speaking at Alton Towers Jacob Rees-Mogg's comments come in a week that has seen Cherie Blair's friends involved in reading the works of Karl Marx on an ever more frequent basis.
Jacob Rees-Mogg's comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to Cherie Blair's friends it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Cherie Blair's friends and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated."
and
"Now young single mothers are threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks whilst elderly patients in the NHS still have to queue for years in blood spattered corridors.
Scroungers and misfits are allowed to terrorise our 4X4s whilst our police sit idly by. The only explanation can be that young single mothers are atheistic Trotskyite witches bent on the destruction of all we hold dear in this isle of ours for the benefit of their infernal overlord Beelzebub. Even their uniform of hoodies bears a striking resemblence to the witches of old.
How are we to rid our nation of these evil witches and warlocks?
Certainly not with holiday camp prisons and free love as the politically correct Whitehall bureaucrats want!
Our "Burn the Witch" campaign will rid the land of this evil using the only language they understand - fire. We intend to burn six young single mothers a week for the next year so that their evil souls may descend into the very pits of hell from whence they have slunk.
Speaking of the Daily Mail's exclusive "Burn the witch" campaign, Boris Johnson said, "arbeit macht frei"
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"Shock, Horror, Evil!
Hooligans have been injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by the Mail can exclusively reveal.
How long can this political correctness gone mad be tolerated by British people?
Jacob Rees-Mogg said of hooligans, "we are coming slowly, painfully to an autumn of understanding, I hope it will be followed by a winter of common sense."
Hooligans made no comment about the accusations when we didn't ask."
not sure how it's political correctness, but other than that, wtf? :lol:
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HOMELESS
ZOMBIES
ARE
WATCHING YOUR CHILDREN
:)