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Title: Crimes against Music
Post by: bucketshred on October 01, 2009, 11:05:05 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5886Nb_psg

The cr@p headbanging, the band members all look the same, auto-tuned vocals, keyboards in Metal (only acceptable if you are Ozzy) and the EuroDance bit at the end.

Anyone find anything worse?

Paddy
Title: Re: Crimes against Music
Post by: Nadz1lla on October 01, 2009, 11:15:25 AM

Anyone find anything worse?


Oh my god, you just HAD to challenge me didn't you? OK, so long as you understand you brought this on yourself....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TH5ibABP4U&feature=fvw (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TH5ibABP4U&feature=fvw)

 :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x

Agreed the song you posted, whilst it had some pretty good riff moments and pangs of havyness, was played by a bunch of frog-hopping imbeciles. They looked more out of place and awkward than Nick Griffin at a MENSA convention.
Title: Re: Crimes against Music
Post by: bucketshred on October 01, 2009, 11:31:05 AM
WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!

Paddy
Title: Re: Crimes against Music
Post by: CaptainDesslock on October 01, 2009, 03:30:02 PM
I thought this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQUi5vWfRoY

was the worst song ever cause I am forced listen to it on the radio at work, but the above to take the cake.
Title: Re: Crimes against Music
Post by: Afghan Dave on October 01, 2009, 03:56:11 PM
I f**kin' love this...  LMAO

It's your worst prison nightmares made real!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twQlpFrm5iM
Title: Re: Crimes against Music
Post by: Afghan Dave on October 01, 2009, 04:01:44 PM

Anyone find anything worse?


Oh my god, you just HAD to challenge me didn't you? OK, so long as you understand you brought this on yourself....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TH5ibABP4U&feature=fvw (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TH5ibABP4U&feature=fvw)

 :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x

Agreed the song you posted, whilst it had some pretty good riff moments and pangs of havyness, was played by a bunch of frog-hopping imbeciles. They looked more out of place and awkward than Nick Griffin at a MENSA convention.

THAT IS VILE!  :P :lol:
Title: Re: Crimes against Music
Post by: sgmypod on October 01, 2009, 04:15:43 PM
Hate autotuning....even worse is when you get that what I call cher thing going on.....go with the quote autotune my arse
Title: Re: Crimes against Music
Post by: Nadz1lla on October 01, 2009, 04:41:26 PM
Do I get a prize because my entry far out-pwns everyone else's nastyness, lol!

Apparently Brokencyde came to my town supporting Jeffrey Starr (some pre-op tranny guy / thing who also writes poopy music). I believe they chickened out when they got wind of the huge amount of gruff hairy metallers that were going to descend on the venue and tear them apart, lol.
Title: Re: Crimes against Music
Post by: FernandoDuarte on October 01, 2009, 05:09:28 PM
I thought this:


Boys LOOKING like Girl? :lol:

Jesus, what is that video from Nadzilla??? Techno with gutural screams???
I f**kin' love this...  LMAO
It's your worst prison nightmares made real!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twQlpFrm5iM

F***ing sh!t!! WHat is this? :o  Bear Force HUU??? I'm frightened!

Now it's time for the brazilian entry:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OccxRORl97M
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxJCTdBNNwg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXBfE5AHNaY
Title: Re: Crimes against Music
Post by: Sifu Ben on October 01, 2009, 05:19:59 PM
I thought this:


Boys LOOKING like Girl? :lol:

Jesus, what is that video from Nadzilla??? Techno with gutural screams???
I f**kin' love this...  LMAO
It's your worst prison nightmares made real!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twQlpFrm5iM

F***ing sh!t!! WHat is this? :o  Bear Force HUU??? I'm frightened!

Now it's time for the brazilian entry:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OccxRORl97M
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxJCTdBNNwg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXBfE5AHNaY
Hardly terrible, just not what we'd listen to by choice. There are top 10 English acts who are worse than that!
Title: Re: Crimes against Music
Post by: badgermark on October 01, 2009, 05:48:06 PM
Man you posted a Crabcore video. I think it's amazing. Hilarious yet amazing. I heard a scremo remix of low by flo rida that was great too. I'd much rather listen to those first two bands than any metal though...
Title: Re: Crimes against Music
Post by: Nadz1lla on October 01, 2009, 05:49:42 PM
Roo will hate it more than anything else posted so far just on the strength of that 2nd video Fernando, hah!

Apparently the vid I posted, the music style is called "Crunk". Personally I would have just left it at "cr@p", it's more to the point.  :lol:
Title: Re: Crimes against Music
Post by: Spitfire on October 01, 2009, 06:03:57 PM
I have to win this.... this is a serious entry

i used to work with this girl in leeds for Zurich Insurance...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEiNqrEhCKw (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEiNqrEhCKw)
she actully thinks she has talent and isnt a fat stupid cow. she really is the most stupid person i have ever known!!! total idiot
Title: Re: Crimes against Music
Post by: Antag on October 01, 2009, 06:05:59 PM
I can't quite bring myself to click on it, but surely Afghan Dave's Lita (http://bareknucklepickups.co.uk/forum/index.php?topic=18937.0) track must qualify?
Title: Re: Crimes against Music
Post by: Sifu Ben on October 01, 2009, 06:07:46 PM
I have to win this.... this is a serious entry

i used to work with this girl in leeds for Zurich Insurance...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEiNqrEhCKw (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEiNqrEhCKw)
she actully thinks she has talent and isnt a fat stupid cow. she really is the most stupid person i have ever known!!! total idiot
Wow, that was truly awful.
Title: Re: Crimes against Music
Post by: Afghan Dave on October 01, 2009, 06:25:11 PM
I have to win this.... this is a serious entry

i used to work with this girl in leeds for Zurich Insurance...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEiNqrEhCKw (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEiNqrEhCKw)
she actully thinks she has talent and isnt a fat stupid cow. she really is the most stupid person i have ever known!!! total idiot

 :? :lol: :lol:

Saw this comment and laughed
  :lol: :lol:
i agree i think shes a $%&#ing mingmong hahaha if i wa her i wunt of done a video!!!
Title: Re: Crimes against Music
Post by: 38thBeatle on October 01, 2009, 07:12:46 PM
Stop it make them go away.
Title: Re: Crimes against Music
Post by: nfe on October 01, 2009, 07:46:36 PM
Roo will hate it more than anything else posted so far just on the strength of that 2nd video Fernando, hah!

Apparently the vid I posted, the music style is called "Crunk". Personally I would have just left it at "cr@p", it's more to the point.  :lol:

It's called Screamo-Crunk. Plain crunk is the un-(faux)metal'd version.

Download Festival Forum knowledge creeps in again. :lol:
Title: Re: Crimes against Music
Post by: Afghan Dave on October 01, 2009, 07:51:15 PM
It's called Screamo-Crunk. ....

For f**k's sake....  Can't they just accept that the correct label is  "SH!T"
Title: Re: Crimes against Music
Post by: Jonny on October 01, 2009, 07:53:13 PM
I quite liked the intro but then it when downhill, and I mean like a steep cliff. Or a waterfall. During a drought.

EDIT: WHAT THE $%&# AT THE DANCE BEATS!?
Title: Re: Crimes against Music
Post by: nfe on October 01, 2009, 08:01:57 PM
I have this funny thing with music I hate and whether or not it's appropriate to use terms like shit. 'Cause I'm well aware that I listen to a lot of music which the majority would find FAR more unlistenable than things like that. Get your ears round Gnaw Their Tongues and Dragged into Sunlight for instance. Or any noise or drone.

But then I decide I don't care, and bandy words like horrendous and mince about anyway  :)
Title: Re: Crimes against Music
Post by: FernandoDuarte on October 01, 2009, 08:20:13 PM
Roo will hate it more than anything else posted so far just on the strength of that 2nd video Fernando, hah!

Apparently the vid I posted, the music style is called "Crunk". Personally I would have just left it at "cr@p", it's more to the point.  :lol:

Yes, I've wasted months trying to prove how much stud you can look with a Tele and then post THIS video... Such disservice couldn't be bigger, I'm really sorry for all Tele players in the world :cry:

Hardly terrible, just not what we'd listen to by choice. There are top 10 English acts who are worse than that!

Not sure if I understood, but seems like you think it's not bad enough, so...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZqn5zvo8aw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wL1lpKaPkOs
Title: Re: Crimes against Music
Post by: Nadz1lla on October 01, 2009, 09:44:56 PM
Roo will hate it more than anything else posted so far just on the strength of that 2nd video Fernando, hah!

Apparently the vid I posted, the music style is called "Crunk". Personally I would have just left it at "cr@p", it's more to the point.  :lol:

It's called Screamo-Crunk. Plain crunk is the un-(faux)metal'd version.

Download Festival Forum knowledge creeps in again. :lol:

Crikey it has sub-branches? We need to stem the flow of this virus and eradicate it before it infects other genres!
Title: Re: Crimes against Music
Post by: FernandoDuarte on October 01, 2009, 10:14:13 PM
Crikey it has sub-branches? We need to stem the flow of this virus and eradicate it before it infects other genres!
(http://img512.imageshack.us/img512/7830/flamethrower5792515sj2.jpg)
Title: Re: Crimes against Music
Post by: murraymurray on October 01, 2009, 10:15:02 PM
Cant watch the vids here, im guessing brokencyde and attack attack! again?
I had nearly managed to forget that stuff exists. why did yuo have to bring it back  :shock:
i wish you managed to get to them nadzilla, you and the gruff metallers woulda been up for some sort of international humanity award surely

i watched an interview with the singer from attack attack a while back, such an idiot. he was asked something about how do they fit into the hardcore scene, his answer was something about how their tshirts have bright coloured logos on them
Title: Re: Crimes against Music
Post by: Nadz1lla on October 01, 2009, 10:27:57 PM
Lol!  :lol:
Title: Re: Crimes against Music
Post by: JDC on October 01, 2009, 11:34:28 PM
that crabcore video flows really well, doesn't sounds like random copy and paste at all!

I'd like to know what the fans think...
Title: Re: Crimes against Music
Post by: shobet on October 01, 2009, 11:51:25 PM
I must be old, what's going on? Who are those people with the haircuts and the HAL 9000 voices?
Title: Re: Crimes against Music
Post by: Nadz1lla on October 01, 2009, 11:58:31 PM
I actually wish HAL was there... "I'm afraid I can't let you make this video, Dave."
Title: Re: Crimes against Music
Post by: CaptainDesslock on October 02, 2009, 05:47:30 AM
I have this funny thing with music I hate and whether or not it's appropriate to use terms like shit. 'Cause I'm well aware that I listen to a lot of music which the majority would find FAR more unlistenable than things like that. Get your ears round Gnaw Their Tongues and Dragged into Sunlight for instance. Or any noise or drone.

But then I decide I don't care, and bandy words like horrendous and mince about anyway  :)

NFE I gotta agree with you on this,

Music can be really personal for some people, and even if rather dislike something its best to have at least some slight respect.

That being said, John Mayer is a w**ker  :D
Title: Re: Crimes against Music
Post by: 38thBeatle on October 02, 2009, 06:31:32 AM
I understand that there are sound reasons for joining the "nothing is sh*t" brigade but sometimes things are and I think we have some examples here. I didn't know that our drummer had joined Bearforce 1 but now we have the proof and will confront him with his crime.
Title: Re: Crimes against Music
Post by: _tom_ on October 02, 2009, 11:17:27 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BkFavFL8CU
Title: Re: Crimes against Music
Post by: FELINEGUITARS on October 02, 2009, 12:40:27 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BkFavFL8CU

Mum, mum - make it stop!
Title: Re: Crimes against Music
Post by: CaptainDesslock on October 02, 2009, 03:32:20 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BkFavFL8CU

Mum, mum - make it stop!

Jonathan,

What is with all your new crazy avatars? Its freakin me out man!
Title: Re: Crimes against Music
Post by: FernandoDuarte on October 02, 2009, 05:08:24 PM
I didn't know that our drummer had joined Bearforce 1 but now we have the proof and will confront him with his crime.
:lol: LMAO! Which one is he?
Title: Re: Crimes against Music
Post by: Afghan Dave on October 02, 2009, 05:29:50 PM
I didn't know that our drummer had joined Bearforce 1 but now we have the proof and will confront him with his crime.
:lol: LMAO! Which one is he?

Bearforce 1 RULEZ!!!

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_1lc3z65u6EE/R2VW2hxNIXI/AAAAAAAAEoo/ekZlH56ei5Y/s400/bearforce1_03.jpg)

I'd like to deliver Brokencyde to their dressing room..

(http://bagelofeverything.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/bearforce1.jpg)
Title: Re: Crimes against Music
Post by: Mr. Air on October 02, 2009, 06:05:17 PM
Here's some lovely videos as well.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU - Not to sound gay or anything, but what what...

Here's one of Denmarks best selling artists these days (the sing in danish)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtYhtLNItwM
Title: Re: Crimes against Music
Post by: Afghan Dave on October 02, 2009, 06:28:19 PM
Nothing beats the Southpark "what what" cover version!

http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/165193