Bare Knuckle Pickups Forum
At The Back => Time Out => Topic started by: FELINEGUITARS on January 16, 2010, 05:27:23 PM
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Hey - think we are overdue for a caption contest & a good opportunity to announce our January workshop FREE STRINGS offer.
Any guitars booked in for set-up or repair during the rest of January will get new strings free of charge
Okay - lets have some fun with a caption contest for 3 sets of our Feline brand strings:
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v662/felineguitars/caption%20competition/string-banner-728-px.jpg)
Usual rules apply in terms of taste and decency
I will judge my favourite at the end of January - so get your thinking caps on
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v662/felineguitars/caption%20competition/ans.jpg)
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Axl shows off his new Lifesize Slash Signature Model Timex (TM).
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'Squeeze your ring Slash, I need to hit one of those high notes!'
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"I want that hat, it must be mine!"
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"Nice jacket, it matches my Mom's sofa"
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Axl was very pleased with the outcome when he thawed out the secretly cloned and cryogenically frozen Slash from 1987. However, in hindsight, he was forced to admit that there was no need to freeze those 1980s clothes, and he should probably have just bought him a new outfit.
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God I hate myself right now... :P
Song 2 on Appetite for Destruction and Song 6 on Use your Illusion I.
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(http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m150/nicksmithworld/ans-FIN.jpg)
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"Slash finds out the hard way that Axl is still trying to screw him."
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Hold on, I just need to plug in my pacemaker!
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Turn around bitch I've got a use for you. Besides, I ain't got nothing better to do and I'm bored.
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"Slash, buy some more guitars, then Gibson can release some more signatures"
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mine
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'Slash invades Rose' stage, shows him how it's done'
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"look into my eyes, not around the eyes, look into my eyes...you're under!. When you wake up, you will have no recollection of who you are and no understanding of the word 'royalties'...and you're back in the room!"
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- Slash, mate, just like our heros, eh? The Glimmer Twins, the Toxic Twins, sigh... what do you think they'll call us?
- !*??@!... just get on with it, will you... I'm booked to do a couple of important interviews for documentaries when we're finished here...
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we've all done gigs where this happened
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axl: we finished our reunion tour
slash: cheque please!!!
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slash: Back off with the scrunchy dude, you're not putting MY hair into a stupid pony tail!
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I hope the lawyers aren't watching this thread
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Slash was shocked to see the Predator doing a perfect rendition of Axl.
Rubbish.
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G n' R performing a cover song.
Axl: "Hold on I'm cummin'"
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"Axl, for the 50th time, can I remind you that your name is not an anagram of Anal Sex. And before you ask, you can't have my mouth"
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Welcome to the jungle
We take it day by day
If you want it you're gonna bleed
But it's the price you pay
And you're a very sexy girl
That's very hard to please
You can taste the bright lights
But you won't get them for free
In the jungle
Welcome to the jungle
Feel my, my, my serpentine
I, I wanna hear you scream[/b]
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A lesson from history?
(http://www.dave.st/oldstuff/ans1.jpg)
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Hey Jonathan, who won this? :)
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Oops - time has flown and I haven't judged this yet - will have a look over and tell later who won.
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OK - I've had a look through and my oh my what a lot of bum-sex jokes we have to chose between
At this moment I am liking DimeZak's entry:
(http://bareknucklepickups.co.uk/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=19936.0;attach=7312;image)
So giive me a shout and let me know what string gauge you'd like from our range
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v662/felineguitars/caption%20competition/string-banner-728-px.jpg)
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SLASH...How the F@ck did I end up in Simply Red
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Congrats to Dimezak - based in Germany
I'll get your strings out next week.
Thanks to all who contributed
Ill run another one soon .......... maybe for a Feline T shirt next time
If you see any pictures that beg to have captions - feel free to PM me with them