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Title: Is it me?
Post by: shobet on January 18, 2010, 01:25:35 PM: Or is the prehistoric man on this BBC web page doing something a bit rude?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/8459572.stm

Scroll to the second image.
Title: Re: Is it me?
Post by: Dmoney on January 18, 2010, 01:27:25 PM: IS that a prehistoric man or is it an artists impression of manowar in a sand pit?
Title: Re: Is it me?
Post by: MrBump on January 18, 2010, 01:27:41 PM: Class!
Title: Re: Is it me?
Post by: Philly Q on January 18, 2010, 01:39:56 PM: Quote from: Dmoney on January 18, 2010, 01:27:25 PM
IS that a prehistoric man or is it an artists impression of manowar in a sand pit?

It's a not-at-all-gay True Metal ritual they perform before hitting the stage every night.
Title: Re: Is it me?
Post by: Plexi Ken on January 18, 2010, 03:42:35 PM: lol :lol:
Title: Re: Is it me?
Post by: Dmoney on January 18, 2010, 03:52:40 PM: Quote from: Philly Q on January 18, 2010, 01:39:56 PM
Quote from: Dmoney on January 18, 2010, 01:27:25 PM
IS that a prehistoric man or is it an artists impression of manowar in a sand pit?

It's a not-at-all-gay True Metal ritual they perform before hitting the stage every night.

I think one of them is holding a poo and another is showing him how to bury it. probably as a way of avoiding being tracked and killed by some kind of epic hell monster. You can see some True Metal fans in the background looking to hills where the metal kings first appeared holding various examples of pointy weaponry.
Other bands play,
manowar sit on the floor burying poos.
Title: Re: Is it me?
Post by: MDV on January 18, 2010, 03:56:41 PM: Quote from: Dmoney on January 18, 2010, 01:27:25 PM
IS that a prehistoric man or is it an artists impression of manowar in a sand pit?

:lol:

Seriously though....how would you tell the difference?
Title: Re: Is it me?
Post by: Dmoney on January 18, 2010, 04:02:02 PM: stains on the loin cloth.
True Metal fans wipe.
Title: Re: Is it me?
Post by: MDV on January 18, 2010, 04:06:12 PM: :lol:

Plus, no swords or axes.
Title: Re: Is it me?
Post by: shobet on January 18, 2010, 04:06:53 PM: They've spilt seed on the floor if you look carefully.
Title: Re: Is it me?
Post by: Dmoney on January 18, 2010, 04:12:20 PM: they probably threw it on the ground after noticing one of the seeds looks like Fred Durst
Title: Re: Is it me?
Post by: Philly Q on January 18, 2010, 04:41:04 PM: Quote from: Dmoney on January 18, 2010, 03:52:40 PM
You can see some True Metal fans in the background looking to hills where the metal kings first appeared holding various examples of pointy weaponry.

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Is it me?
Post by: AndyR on January 18, 2010, 05:59:22 PM: Quote from: shobet on January 18, 2010, 04:06:53 PM
They've spilt seed on the floor if you look carefully.

:lol:

This one really cracked me up.

We could all take lessons from you in "how to lower the tone further, in keeping with the original topic, by making an apparently innocent observation with multi-layered meaning..."
Title: Re: Is it me?
Post by: Matt77 on January 19, 2010, 08:47:32 PM: "The results are quite exciting and will doubtless spur further testing and additional work."
Paul O'Higgins, professor of anatomy / stone-age gay porn connoisseur.
Title: Re: Is it me?
Post by: horsehead on January 19, 2010, 09:09:39 PM: For some reason I thought the tag line underneath read "Human ancestors and early humans learning how to use their tools" !
Title: Re: Is it me?
Post by: shobet on January 19, 2010, 10:02:02 PM: Is having a stone tool an euphemism for priapism?