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Title: revenge of the emo crabs
Post by: dheim on January 30, 2010, 05:03:47 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GncK6IuY8OA

they're not Attack! Attack! but something dangerously similar... the drummer has a nice voice, though, not the usual autotuned shitee...
Title: Re: revenge of the emo crabs
Post by: shobet on January 30, 2010, 05:09:07 PM
still utter cr@p though. ;)
Title: Re: revenge of the emo crabs
Post by: dheim on January 30, 2010, 05:15:05 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjLY00Eglic&feature=related

i'm very generous, so here are the MASTERS! in their live glory... god if they're damn children!
Title: Re: revenge of the emo crabs
Post by: Matt77 on January 30, 2010, 05:34:27 PM
What is this loud music that I don't understand?
Title: Re: revenge of the emo crabs
Post by: Afghan Dave on January 30, 2010, 05:48:58 PM
Just been a little bit sick... this is just not right.

Title: Re: revenge of the emo crabs
Post by: Dmoney on January 30, 2010, 05:50:41 PM
Im told this is crunk-core.

It's terrible.

Its like a TERRIBLE version of this... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFTh_Lr522k
which is awesome.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MoLUc6cqAOU
still the benchmark for bad taste.
Title: Re: revenge of the emo crabs
Post by: HTH AMPS on January 30, 2010, 05:56:48 PM
f*ck me, that is so lame - when I was first getting into metal at school in the mid/late 80s, it was all about being a reaction AGAINST the mainstream.  this stuff is just as bad as the mainstream, if not worse.

I think Napalm and Carcass are safe in the knowledge that there are few new generation bands that can hold a candle to them...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zR4i3fC2Jo&feature=related
Title: Re: revenge of the emo crabs
Post by: shobet on January 30, 2010, 06:03:03 PM
Jim says it's shite!
(http://www.salisburyjournal.co.uk/resources/images/915780/?type=display)
Title: Re: revenge of the emo crabs
Post by: Afghan Dave on January 30, 2010, 06:36:51 PM
Dmoney... I bet you actually love this sh1t don't you?

Seems like you are little bit too well versed in this genre of cr@p mate.. Your dirty secret is out.  :P
Title: Re: revenge of the emo crabs
Post by: Dmoney on January 30, 2010, 08:42:21 PM
hahaha. you could think that!

nah i didnt know anything about those bands... then recently i was living with a canadian who used to play in a hardcore band and do west coast tours a lot. He told me all about these bands. Brokencyde, hollywood undead, attack attack.

Title: Re: revenge of the emo crabs
Post by: dheim on January 30, 2010, 08:45:23 PM
Im told this is crunk-core.

It's terrible.

Its like a TERRIBLE version of this... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFTh_Lr522k
which is awesome.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MoLUc6cqAOU
still the benchmark for bad taste.

oh my goodness! what the fukk is that? hip hop with screams? EPIC!!
Title: Re: revenge of the emo crabs
Post by: Philly Q on January 30, 2010, 09:45:45 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GncK6IuY8OA

they're not Attack! Attack! but something dangerously similar... the drummer has a nice voice, though, not the usual autotuned shiteee...

All musical taste is just a matter of opinion, obviously........... but that is total GARBAGE.  The different elements don't gel together at all, and they look like utter tools.

Do these people honestly get up one day and think "THIS is the music I was born to make!"......?   :|  :?  :(




A for Brokencyde......  :roll:
Title: Re: revenge of the emo crabs
Post by: Afghan Dave on January 30, 2010, 09:55:55 PM
A for Brokencyde......  :roll:

Didn't guess YOU were a Brokencyde fan Phily!

What would they have to do for you to give them an A+?

 :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: revenge of the emo crabs
Post by: dheim on January 30, 2010, 11:47:26 PM
What is this loud music that I don't understand?

it's not you. it's simply bad and stupid music...
Title: Re: revenge of the emo crabs
Post by: shobet on January 31, 2010, 12:41:55 AM
'tis shitee with a  capital S. And you're dressed as a nurse with a rubber dress, which in my word means you like to put yourself up  mens behinds.
Title: Re: revenge of the emo crabs
Post by: Philly Q on January 31, 2010, 12:49:08 AM
A for Brokencyde......  :roll:

Didn't guess YOU were a Brokencyde fan Phily!

What would they have to do for you to give them an A+?

 :lol: :lol:


If they split up and got nice respectable day jobs I wouldn't complain....

But driving their tour bus off a very tall cliff would be more of an emphatic rock'n'roll statement.
Title: Re: revenge of the emo crabs
Post by: Afghan Dave on January 31, 2010, 01:45:43 AM
That kind of c*nt emo/_ _ _core kid always has rich parents so Daddy will make sure they get a nice job...   :?

That's why they can behave like such c*nting tw@ts.
Title: Re: revenge of the emo crabs
Post by: MrBump on January 31, 2010, 08:14:10 AM
That kind of c*nt emo/_ _ _core kid always has rich parents so Daddy will make sure they get a nice job...   :?

That's why they can behave like such c*nting tw@ts.

Don't you hold back there, Dave...
Title: Re: revenge of the emo crabs
Post by: dheim on January 31, 2010, 10:58:59 AM
'tis shiteee with a  capital S. And you're dressed as a nurse with a rubber dress, which in my word means you like to put yourself up  mens behinds.

 :lol:

i do, sometimes...

(http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb17/dmsteach/colonoscopy.jpg)
Title: Re: revenge of the emo crabs
Post by: badgermark on January 31, 2010, 11:47:29 AM
Thing is, I love emo. And scremo. And pop music. Put them together and you produce utter baws. Brokencyde are hilarious for that one song but the music is totally dire. That Postal Service cover was shitee. Screaming was pathetic and there was almost no emotion in the song at all.
Title: Re: revenge of the emo crabs
Post by: Stevepage on January 31, 2010, 12:49:34 PM
I will never understand this cr@p. Though I'm sure many people said the same thing about metal when it first came out.

Though one thing that stands out to be constantly with bands like this is they all dress, look and sound exactly the same. Where did the drive to do something different (if only slightly) and interesting take a back seat to everyone getting the same hair cut, tattoo's and playing music only 14 year old girls/boys want to hear?

It's been going on for years....but come on!

oh and most of these bands come from rich families and good back grounds, seems they only want to do it to be.....annoying.
Title: Re: revenge of the emo crabs
Post by: shobet on January 31, 2010, 01:12:42 PM
'tis shiteeee with a  capital S. And you're dressed as a nurse with a rubber dress, which in my word means you like to put yourself up  mens behinds.

 :lol:

i do, sometimes...

(http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb17/dmsteach/colonoscopy.jpg)

The doctors who do those usually have big thumbs.
Title: Re: revenge of the emo crabs
Post by: Philly Q on January 31, 2010, 01:19:08 PM
The doctors who do those usually have big thumbs.

Tell me about it.  It's something you'll be able to confirm "first-hand" when you get to my age.  :(
Title: Re: revenge of the emo crabs
Post by: jibidy on January 31, 2010, 01:47:10 PM
Im sorry Dheim but I actually cant stand this.

Why do they hump there guitars?

This is the closest thing I like.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHC9w7pCIMQ

What you think?
Title: Re: revenge of the emo crabs
Post by: Philly Q on January 31, 2010, 02:05:12 PM
You're kidding... a band called "ARSIS"?
Title: Re: revenge of the emo crabs
Post by: jibidy on January 31, 2010, 02:19:28 PM
Yer I know. could've thought of something better.

I don't really listen to this stuff but I do like it.

More recently I have been listening to huey lewis and the news lol
Title: Re: revenge of the emo crabs
Post by: dheim on January 31, 2010, 02:45:34 PM
Im sorry Dheim but I actually cant stand this.

don't get me wrong, i was just posting some hilarious and horrible screamo video... actually i HATE that stuff!
Title: Re: revenge of the emo crabs
Post by: dheim on January 31, 2010, 02:48:59 PM
Thing is, I love emo. And scremo. And pop music. Put them together and you produce utter baws. Brokencyde are hilarious for that one song but the music is totally dire. That Postal Service cover was shiteee. Screaming was pathetic and there was almost no emotion in the song at all.

for that i love pop music too, but not when it's disguised as metal or - worse - death metal!
anyway i really LOVE 30 seconds to mars, i wouldn't call them emo (and they refuse to be connected to the genre) but i fear they're a bit close...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPIKNbvMuFg&feature=fvst
Title: Re: revenge of the emo crabs
Post by: dheim on January 31, 2010, 02:51:27 PM
The doctors who do those usually have big thumbs.

Tell me about it.  It's something you'll be able to confirm "first-hand" when you get to my age.  :(

don't say that, i just wear size 7 gloves (even if i'm 1.84 tall...)
so if you need a surgeon you're welcome! ;)
Title: Re: revenge of the emo crabs
Post by: Philly Q on January 31, 2010, 02:59:42 PM
The doctors who do those usually have big thumbs.

Tell me about it.  It's something you'll be able to confirm "first-hand" when you get to my age.  :(

don't say that, i just wear size 7 gloves (even if i'm 1.84 tall...)
so if you need a surgeon you're welcome! ;)

Surgery's different.... you, er, make your own holes.  :|

Although I guess the holes can be smaller if your hands are small?
Title: Re: revenge of the emo crabs
Post by: jibidy on January 31, 2010, 03:09:23 PM
Im sorry Dheim but I actually cant stand this.

don't get me wrong, i was just posting some hilarious and horrible screamo video... actually i HATE that stuff!

Cool. lol

They do hump there guitars dont they
Title: Re: revenge of the emo crabs
Post by: dheim on February 01, 2010, 01:43:37 AM
The doctors who do those usually have big thumbs.

Tell me about it.  It's something you'll be able to confirm "first-hand" when you get to my age.  :(

don't say that, i just wear size 7 gloves (even if i'm 1.84 tall...)
so if you need a surgeon you're welcome! ;)

Surgery's different.... you, er, make your own holes.  :|

Although I guess the holes can be smaller if your hands are small?

not necessarily. both your assumptions... :)
Title: Re: revenge of the emo crabs
Post by: Philly Q on February 01, 2010, 09:38:36 PM
The doctors who do those usually have big thumbs.

Tell me about it.  It's something you'll be able to confirm "first-hand" when you get to my age.  :(

don't say that, i just wear size 7 gloves (even if i'm 1.84 tall...)
so if you need a surgeon you're welcome! ;)

Surgery's different.... you, er, make your own holes.  :|

Although I guess the holes can be smaller if your hands are small?

not necessarily. both your assumptions... :)

I don't really want to think about this anymore....
Title: Re: revenge of the emo crabs
Post by: dheim on February 02, 2010, 06:09:02 PM
The doctors who do those usually have big thumbs.

Tell me about it.  It's something you'll be able to confirm "first-hand" when you get to my age.  :(

don't say that, i just wear size 7 gloves (even if i'm 1.84 tall...)
so if you need a surgeon you're welcome! ;)

Surgery's different.... you, er, make your own holes.  :|

Although I guess the holes can be smaller if your hands are small?

not necessarily. both your assumptions... :)

I don't really want to think about this anymore....

OTs sometimes lead to dangerously unpleasant places... ;)
Title: Re: revenge of the emo crabs
Post by: Mr. Air on February 06, 2010, 09:51:12 AM
I was SO sure that the first video posted by Dheim was Attack Attack - based on their looks. Man they look alike  :?

And I just LOVE the expression "emo crabs". Makes me wanna start a band by the name  :lol:
Title: Re: revenge of the emo crabs
Post by: dheim on February 06, 2010, 03:19:46 PM
And I just LOVE the expression "emo crabs". Makes me wanna start a band by the name  :lol:

me too!