Bare Knuckle Pickups Forum

At The Back => Time Out => Topic started by: shobet on February 04, 2010, 06:45:00 PM

Title: Aerosmith, dirty old aunties?
Post by: shobet on February 04, 2010, 06:45:00 PM
Is it me or has Steven Tyler and Joe Perry started looking like a couple of demented old aunties? Have a look at this month's Classic Rock magazine for what I'm on about.

(http://www.classicrockmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/ROC142.bag_.jpg)

'kinell!

(http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/images/2009/08/Steven-Tyler-old-lady-pic.jpg)
Title: Re: Aerosmith, dirty old aunties?
Post by: Fourth Feline on February 04, 2010, 08:39:09 PM
That is horrendous !  They look like Trinny and Susannah , with 30 more years on the clock - and a massive amount of substance abuse . It's no wonder they use mirrors for snorting, and not for looking in .

Those pictures even make me look nice - so thanks for posting .  :)
Title: Re: Aerosmith, dirty old aunties?
Post by: hunter on February 04, 2010, 09:29:03 PM
It's sad, I'm sure Steven isn't very happy at the moment. I hope he'll be better soon!
Title: Re: Aerosmith, dirty old aunties?
Post by: fbloke on February 04, 2010, 09:40:42 PM
Shobet, uncannily I was reading this today and when I looked at the second photograph I genuinely though "Christ, Julia Roberts is anorexic.  What's that got to do with Aerosmith?"  It was only when I looked at the caption that I realised that it was Steven Tyler.  He is in a bad way, another bad advert for prescription drugs as dished out by American Doctors to the wealthy and famous.   As for Joe Perry, what a MILF! Looks very toned and tanned. If I look like that at 61 I'll be pretty damned happy.  I must do more booze, coke and groupies, it obviously worked for him.
Title: Re: Aerosmith, dirty old aunties?
Post by: Philly Q on February 04, 2010, 09:41:16 PM
I've said before that I think Tyler is using female hormones (in some form or other) to keep himself looking "young" ( :| ).  

Perry, to be fair, doesn't normally look that freakish..... but he's got that Keith Richards/Ronnie Wood syndrome of slowly turning into an old Native American.  Actually, he looks like some kind of bird of prey in that picture!  :lol:

Have you noticed that a remarkably high percentage of rock stars apparently manage to keep their hair, compared with the rest of us?  There must be a hell of a lot of money spent on syrups and/or hair transplants....
Title: Re: Aerosmith, dirty old aunties?
Post by: shobet on February 04, 2010, 09:47:10 PM
They look a pair of old munters you wouldn't want to go home with at the end of the disco!
Title: Re: Aerosmith, dirty old aunties?
Post by: fbloke on February 04, 2010, 09:55:06 PM
They look a pair of old munters you wouldn't want to go home with at the end of the disco!

Right then, pint-o-meter readings:  I'll kick off:

Joe Perry - 8 Kronenbourgs and a cheeky Jagermeister snort
Steven Tyler - Gallon of Stella, two Rohypnol and a general anaesthetic
Title: Re: Aerosmith, dirty old aunties?
Post by: keith on February 05, 2010, 02:47:23 AM
Dudes looks like they're ladies
Title: Re: Aerosmith, dirty old aunties?
Post by: Nadz1lla on February 05, 2010, 10:29:52 AM
Dudes looks like they're ladies

 :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Aerosmith, dirty old aunties?
Post by: Ratrod on February 05, 2010, 11:02:55 AM
I LOL-ed all the way through this topic.

 :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Aerosmith, dirty old aunties?
Post by: shobet on February 05, 2010, 11:07:41 AM
I've just sussed it out, which one of these is Jackie Onasis
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/tm/2008/11/19/jackie_onasis_428x269_to_468x312.jpg)

or
(http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/images/2009/08/Steven-Tyler-old-lady-pic.jpg)
Title: Re: Aerosmith, dirty old aunties?
Post by: Fourth Feline on February 05, 2010, 11:09:23 AM
Dudes looks like they're ladies

 :lol:
Title: Re: Aerosmith, dirty old aunties?
Post by: Philly Q on February 05, 2010, 11:20:47 AM
I've just sussed it out, which one of these is Jackie Onasis

I'm not sure, but if they had a Harry Hill style "Fight!" I'm 100% certain the one at the top would win.
Title: Re: Aerosmith, dirty old aunties?
Post by: blue on February 05, 2010, 12:59:05 PM
i think Joe still looks pretty good for a man of his age.  Steven has somehow become a little old lady!  i suppose his various illnesses over the last while can't have done his appearance much good
Title: Re: Aerosmith, dirty old aunties?
Post by: FELINEGUITARS on February 05, 2010, 01:05:25 PM
I've just sussed it out, which one of these is Jackie Onasis
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/tm/2008/11/19/jackie_onasis_428x269_to_468x312.jpg)

or
(http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/images/2009/08/Steven-Tyler-old-lady-pic.jpg)


That is uncanny
Title: Re: Aerosmith, dirty old aunties?
Post by: AndyR on February 05, 2010, 05:23:40 PM
I've just sussed it out, which one of these is Jackie Onasis
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/tm/2008/11/19/jackie_onasis_428x269_to_468x312.jpg)

or
(http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/images/2009/08/Steven-Tyler-old-lady-pic.jpg)


Er... is it the one with the beard? :wink:

I dunno, they do look a bit shocking, but we all have to get old...

All I can say is that I was stunned to find out what age he was after I saw them a while back. (Can't actually remember what that age was at the time :roll:) ... And he must be 10 years older or so by now...
Title: Re: Aerosmith, dirty old aunties?
Post by: Philly Q on February 05, 2010, 05:51:30 PM
I dunno, they do look a bit shocking, but we all have to get old...

True, but most of us manage to get old without changing sex (assuming there's no surgical intervention).  :|
Title: Re: Aerosmith, dirty old aunties?
Post by: BigB on February 05, 2010, 08:09:29 PM
I've just sussed it out, which one of these is Jackie Onasis
(snip)

Muhahahahaha !!! Brillant !-)
Title: Re: Aerosmith, dirty old aunties?
Post by: Fourth Feline on February 05, 2010, 08:23:46 PM
I suppose it boils down to ( preferably ) getting old gracefully .  Jimmy Page has done it nicely ( although he was understandably compared to someone's Grandma on the forum last year ).  Also Robert Plant, Roger Waters, Dave Gilmour - and even Tom Waits seemed to have turned their later years into an admirable spectacle.

In fairness, poor Joe Perry did look more 'drained' / unwell - as opposed to the unfathomable presentation of Steve Tyler.  He did however, give us Liz Tyler !  :)
Title: Re: Aerosmith, dirty old aunties?
Post by: choucas09 on February 06, 2010, 03:39:39 PM
Here's to happier times.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dL_JdOCDkQA&feature=fvw
Title: Re: Aerosmith, dirty old aunties?
Post by: FernandoDuarte on February 06, 2010, 04:19:01 PM
Here's to happier times.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dL_JdOCDkQA&feature=fvw

definitively happier times! (no close up :lol:)
Title: Re: Aerosmith, dirty old aunties?
Post by: cerpintaxt on February 25, 2010, 12:36:43 PM
:lol:

Ah man...Aerosmith are one of my all-time favourite bands, and since this is a guitar forum I think Joe Perry has nailed some of the all-time greatest guitar sounds, not to mention frickin' amazing playing. BUT...why can't these dudes just grow old gracefully? I mean the guy has his own brand of "hot sauce" for gods sake!

Quote
he's got that Keith Richards/Ronnie Wood syndrome of slowly turning into an old Native American.  Actually, he looks like some kind of bird of prey in that picture!

PMSL!