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At The Back => Time Out => Topic started by: shobet on February 04, 2010, 06:45:00 PM
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Is it me or has Steven Tyler and Joe Perry started looking like a couple of demented old aunties? Have a look at this month's Classic Rock magazine for what I'm on about.
(http://www.classicrockmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/ROC142.bag_.jpg)
'kinell!
(http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/images/2009/08/Steven-Tyler-old-lady-pic.jpg)
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That is horrendous ! They look like Trinny and Susannah , with 30 more years on the clock - and a massive amount of substance abuse . It's no wonder they use mirrors for snorting, and not for looking in .
Those pictures even make me look nice - so thanks for posting . :)
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It's sad, I'm sure Steven isn't very happy at the moment. I hope he'll be better soon!
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Shobet, uncannily I was reading this today and when I looked at the second photograph I genuinely though "Christ, Julia Roberts is anorexic. What's that got to do with Aerosmith?" It was only when I looked at the caption that I realised that it was Steven Tyler. He is in a bad way, another bad advert for prescription drugs as dished out by American Doctors to the wealthy and famous. As for Joe Perry, what a MILF! Looks very toned and tanned. If I look like that at 61 I'll be pretty damned happy. I must do more booze, coke and groupies, it obviously worked for him.
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I've said before that I think Tyler is using female hormones (in some form or other) to keep himself looking "young" ( :| ).
Perry, to be fair, doesn't normally look that freakish..... but he's got that Keith Richards/Ronnie Wood syndrome of slowly turning into an old Native American. Actually, he looks like some kind of bird of prey in that picture! :lol:
Have you noticed that a remarkably high percentage of rock stars apparently manage to keep their hair, compared with the rest of us? There must be a hell of a lot of money spent on syrups and/or hair transplants....
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They look a pair of old munters you wouldn't want to go home with at the end of the disco!
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They look a pair of old munters you wouldn't want to go home with at the end of the disco!
Right then, pint-o-meter readings: I'll kick off:
Joe Perry - 8 Kronenbourgs and a cheeky Jagermeister snort
Steven Tyler - Gallon of Stella, two Rohypnol and a general anaesthetic
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Dudes looks like they're ladies
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Dudes looks like they're ladies
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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I LOL-ed all the way through this topic.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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I've just sussed it out, which one of these is Jackie Onasis
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/tm/2008/11/19/jackie_onasis_428x269_to_468x312.jpg)
or
(http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/images/2009/08/Steven-Tyler-old-lady-pic.jpg)
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Dudes looks like they're ladies
:lol:
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I've just sussed it out, which one of these is Jackie Onasis
I'm not sure, but if they had a Harry Hill style "Fight!" I'm 100% certain the one at the top would win.
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i think Joe still looks pretty good for a man of his age. Steven has somehow become a little old lady! i suppose his various illnesses over the last while can't have done his appearance much good
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I've just sussed it out, which one of these is Jackie Onasis
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/tm/2008/11/19/jackie_onasis_428x269_to_468x312.jpg)
or
(http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/images/2009/08/Steven-Tyler-old-lady-pic.jpg)
That is uncanny
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I've just sussed it out, which one of these is Jackie Onasis
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/tm/2008/11/19/jackie_onasis_428x269_to_468x312.jpg)
or
(http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/images/2009/08/Steven-Tyler-old-lady-pic.jpg)
Er... is it the one with the beard? :wink:
I dunno, they do look a bit shocking, but we all have to get old...
All I can say is that I was stunned to find out what age he was after I saw them a while back. (Can't actually remember what that age was at the time :roll:) ... And he must be 10 years older or so by now...
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I dunno, they do look a bit shocking, but we all have to get old...
True, but most of us manage to get old without changing sex (assuming there's no surgical intervention). :|
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I've just sussed it out, which one of these is Jackie Onasis
(snip)
Muhahahahaha !!! Brillant !-)
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I suppose it boils down to ( preferably ) getting old gracefully . Jimmy Page has done it nicely ( although he was understandably compared to someone's Grandma on the forum last year ). Also Robert Plant, Roger Waters, Dave Gilmour - and even Tom Waits seemed to have turned their later years into an admirable spectacle.
In fairness, poor Joe Perry did look more 'drained' / unwell - as opposed to the unfathomable presentation of Steve Tyler. He did however, give us Liz Tyler ! :)
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Here's to happier times.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dL_JdOCDkQA&feature=fvw
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Here's to happier times.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dL_JdOCDkQA&feature=fvw
definitively happier times! (no close up :lol:)
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:lol:
Ah man...Aerosmith are one of my all-time favourite bands, and since this is a guitar forum I think Joe Perry has nailed some of the all-time greatest guitar sounds, not to mention frickin' amazing playing. BUT...why can't these dudes just grow old gracefully? I mean the guy has his own brand of "hot sauce" for gods sake!
he's got that Keith Richards/Ronnie Wood syndrome of slowly turning into an old Native American. Actually, he looks like some kind of bird of prey in that picture!
PMSL!