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At The Back => The Dressing Room => Topic started by: Afghan Dave on February 13, 2010, 05:57:37 PM
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A poll for all who have noticed this Scatological posting pattern & quite enjoy the cr@p that appears in the early hours of a Sunday morning...
Here's to ya shobet!
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I've spent the day with him.
That's probably enough to push him over the edge so I'm expecting big things from him tonight
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Oh fingers crossed, should be a good 'un..
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If he's coming to my gig at Whaley Bridge tonight, lord help us. The last time he posted steamed was after he'd heckled me all night :roll:
:lol:
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Lucky you Dave! :?
Pour the liquor down his neck but don't let him near the Les Paul.
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Francine ain't going as I don't know the venue too well.
It's the Esquire's turn ;)
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Oh please god yes
Let's see if he can get a thread closed down as quick as mine
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You're a sick b'stard Horsehead so I can't imagine what you did to provoke the anger of the mods.. PDT_001
Maybe this will act as Shob's "litter tray" and other theads will be safe...
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The missing option being :
* Place him in a 'self limiting' situation : When he is off his titties on White cider and supermarket Vodka, incite him to visit Dave - and ask for " A strum on that old guitar in the corner ... " . Oh how the police will laugh .... :wink:
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And.... did anything happen?
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I was wondering that... but I'm slightly worse for wear at the moment anyway (I was even ordering pickups while p1ssed earlier - that could prove interesting in a few days :lol:).
And don't say "it's not even lunchtime!" - it's been like this since 8.30 am :lol: (some bright spark thought that a bubbly, smoked salmon and scrambled egg breakfast might be a romantic idea on the 14th Feb...)
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Shobet told me yesterday he was off the booze for a bit. He even refused a pint when offered.
I'm now thinking he really meant it....or he's just not come home yet
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...or was abstaining, hit the bottle late on & hasn't made it home yet
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"If he does I'm gonna report to a mod 1 (6.7%)"
WE HAVE A SNITCH!!!! :)
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Nah .............. apparently he met up with .................
Pictures of tits will solve things!
Have some blue tits
(http://www.myposeforyou.com/albums/Very-Nude-And-Very-Amazing/Big_blue_tits.jpg)
and is still recovering..... 8)
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I haven't been able to tear my eyes away from the screen all weekend. My calluses are hurting and I've run out of tissues.
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Nah .............. apparently he met up with .................
Pictures of tits will solve things!
Have some blue tits
(http://www.myposeforyou.com/albums/Very-Nude-And-Very-Amazing/Big_blue_tits.jpg)
and is still recovering..... 8)
Aren't you the lucky one ; I just got afternoon tea with her Gran... :(
(http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u135/Fourth_Feline/c71ddbaa.jpg)
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Ooh time for a wank break and a cuppa char!
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Head or Tails?
I like tails. :lol:
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^I can't stop looking at that masterpiece!
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Head or Tails?
I like tails. :lol:
(http://bareknucklepickups.co.uk/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=20192.0;attach=7738)
Ooooooh - I'm with you there Dave PDT_009
In my next life I'm coming back as that pair of knickers :orcass:
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In my next life I'm coming back as that pair of knickers :orcass:
Be careful what you wish for Tellboy ; you may not get the chance to chose the wearer(s)... :roll:
Scary.
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I'm inebriated and there's no ####!! worth taking the piss out of on the interwebs. I'm going to have to go to harmony shiteral and make witty jibes at yanks who'll unfortunately have no idea what I'm on about. Oh times is hard...
Goodnight you fannies, I shall be with the blue tits dreaming of feathering my nest.
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Going to Milton Keynes to get smashed at a shite nightclub for no reason...
If I am not balls deep in a south midlands lass, I may post something here I regret in the morning.
Sorry in advance. PDT_029
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Going to Milton Keynes to get smashed at a shiteeee nightclub for no reason...
If I am not balls deep in a south midlands lass, I may post something here I regret in the morning.
Sorry in advance. PDT_029
I look forward to the 'reportage', as Saturday night just isn't Saturday night around here without Shobet and Afghan sharing 'field reports' with us. :lol:
By the way Dave ; do remember to paint your fingernails black, and put on your 'Jarvis' gear... 8)
" So young lady, you're here on your own eh ? ................. oh gosh " :wink:
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I assume young Dave managed to acquire a lady for the night since there's been to ritual abuse.
As others would say around here 'Pics, or it never happened'.
I better get the sick bucket just in case...
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could you imagine Dave out on the town? He'll probably be stalking some fine filly like the Yorkshire Ripper
is that a too to much?
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I see him more as Fred West.
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I went past Pink punters (http://www.pinknet.co.uk/index.phps) of MK this morning, I think Dave and Vince were still there
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could you imagine Dave out on the town? He'll probably be stalking some fine filly like the Yorkshire Ripper
is that a too to much?
No but I'm more of a "family" man...
(http://www.topnews.in/files/Josef-Fritzl101.jpg)
Sadly I had no luck finding a victim err... I mean partner last night... I was just too smashed to post when I got home.
Did have a cool conversation with a couple of ladies as to the possibility of sticking my tongue up their asses and having the favour returned.. :D They seemed quite open to the idea but I didn't see them again after that... :(
Well as they say "nothing ventured" :?
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I Did have a cool conversation with a couple of ladies as to the possibility of sticking my tongue up their asses and having the favour returned.. :D They seemed quite open to the idea but I didn't see them again after that... :(
What a bummer ...