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Title: zero bids
Post by: Frank on February 26, 2010, 06:58:13 PM
This made me do a lol, a rofl and a lmao

huge ebay URL (http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Roland-JC-120-Jazz-Chorus-first-edition-read-please_W0QQitemZ270535499523QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUK_MusicalInstr_Amplifiers_RL?hash=item3efd2c1f03)

Reading the description, it's so badly broken he'd be better off throwing it in a skip. Although he does enjoy riding the cab round on the castors apparently.

Currently no bids, GRAB A BARGAIN!
Title: Re: zero bids
Post by: Afghan Dave on February 26, 2010, 07:02:16 PM
Quote from: Frank on February 26, 2010, 06:58:13 PM
Although he does enjoy riding the cab round on the castors apparently.

I loved that bit  :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: zero bids
Post by: AndyR on February 26, 2010, 07:41:02 PM
Er...

I'm no expert, but a £275 price tag for "parts and spares"?

The cab bit was good, but I particularly enjoyed the "reverb doesn't work since I cut the speaker wires but I assume that it'll start working again when they're reconnected..."
:lol:
Title: Re: zero bids
Post by: Ian Price on February 26, 2010, 07:47:58 PM
Haha - brilliant. Not sure I believe the blown fuse and the "amp now doesn't turn on" statement.
Title: Re: zero bids
Post by: Frank on February 26, 2010, 08:45:02 PM
Quote from: AndyR on February 26, 2010, 07:41:02 PM
I'm no expert, but a £275 price tag for "parts and spares"?

Especially ironic as the rest of the listing tells you that the "spares" you're buying mostly don't work.

Quote from: Ian Price on February 26, 2010, 07:47:58 PM
Haha - brilliant. Not sure I believe the blown fuse and the "amp now doesn't turn on" statement.

I just noticed that the ebay listing doesn't say it's been edited or altered. If you edit a listing then it gets flagged with the date the alterations were made. Looks like it was broken when he originally listed it.
Title: Re: zero bids
Post by: BigB on February 26, 2010, 11:15:53 PM
Who would buy a Jazz Chorus anyway ?
Title: Re: zero bids
Post by: maverickf1jockey on February 27, 2010, 10:28:02 AM
I love the bit about the speakers :)
Title: Re: zero bids
Post by: AndyR on February 27, 2010, 11:07:54 AM
Yeah, a whole load of waffle about speakers... and you're not got any! :lol: