Bare Knuckle Pickups Forum
At The Back => Time Out => Topic started by: Muttley on June 20, 2010, 03:53:52 PM
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Anyone here got in such a state?
http://www.shedzilla.com/stuff/BLOOTERED.WMV (http://www.shedzilla.com/stuff/BLOOTERED.WMV)
:D
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Yup, negotiated my way across town including, 3 bridges, 2 dual carriageways and a golf course only to be lifted by the police 20 yards from the place I was staying the night :(
When they dropped me off at the rehab centre (cells were full) they said I was the nicest drunk they'd ever had in the police car :lol:
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Well, can't remember last drunked night, in December... But I walker like 5km with people having to stop me or I'd walk thru the crossroad on red light to walking people... I forgot everything within 8PMor 9PM, a little little flash of me pucking on my bathroom and them awakening at 6h30AM at my bed, 5km away of the party I was :?
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thanks for that, hilarious, never been like that!
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There have been times I was that drunk.
But in that state I would have been looking for a bucket to puke in instead of another sixpack.
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When I was in my early 20s I spent a couple of winter months working in Margate. For those who don't know Margate, it's a seaside "resort" and completely dead outside the summer months. We were staying in an almost-empty hotel and got quite friendly with the staff, one night we ended up drinking at the bar long after closing time and I got through most of a bottle of Jack Daniel's (seemed a very Nikki Sixx thing to do at the time :roll: ).
Next morning I woke up in my room, no memory at all of leaving the bar. I was lying on the floor and had thrown up on one of these suitcase stands - there was a big pool of vomit under it, divided up into parallel lines....
(http://www.countryroad.co.nz/webfiles/CountryRoadDecor/webpages/images/33164/JSCS.jpg)
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:lol:
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a little little flash of me pucking on my bathroom.....
Do you mean puking or another word that sounds like pucking but starts with an f? :lol:
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I remember getting really drunk in a cider house in Plymouth called "The Star Of The West" when I was a student back in 1992, or thereabouts.
Never been that drunk before or since...
It was a cider c--ktail, I think called "rock n roll"... a mix of Taunton Special Vat and Exhibition cider, if I recall correctly.
Man, I was so ill... For weeks after people were telling me that they had seen me slumped in doorways, or lying in a heap on the pavement, and I couldn't remember a thing. Still can't.
I still have the odd flashback to trying to order some rice from the local Chinese takeaway, dropping the contents, kicking it down the road, scooping it up, and eating it...
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a little little flash of me pucking on my bathroom.....
Do you mean puking or another word that sounds like pucking but starts with an f? :lol:
Certainly not... I was too drunk to even try it :lol:
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a little little flash of me pucking on my bathroom.....
Do you mean puking or another word that sounds like pucking but starts with an f? :lol:
Certainly not... I was too drunk to even try it :lol:
:D
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I got pretty drunk at a gig about 5/6 years ago, passed out outside the pub. Woke and got in the car with my mum and my mates everything was fine just drunk.
Got home and during the night I puked all over my bed sheets. That's the last I remember.
Woke up in the morning and wondered where my bed sheets were, parents had thrown them out the window and then they told me that I pissed all over my sisters doll house (we used to keep it not too far from the toilet) thinking it was the toilet. Always makes people laugh.
I've never been that drunk since. I've only been drunk a few times since then, that put me off drinking a lot so now it's just 1 or 2 bottles every now and again.
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Ok.... I've been phenomenally drunk on many occasions (hard to believe I know) but this story WASN'T me...
My mate lives at home with his family and after a night drinking with me he headed home worse for wear... Next morning another friend of ours who was staying with him at the time awoke to a strange smell and some weird markings/wall painting around the room...
He then proceeded to find the stairs carpet being scrubbed by the parents...
In his drunken state my drunk mate had decided that the stairs were an acceptable toilet and the walls a suitable wipe.
I have NO idea how the hell anybody could get that drunk - he has zero recollection of the event! :?
He will NEVER stay at my home!
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Yep, been that pissed many a time, I don't learn.
Here's an example from many, many years ago. After a mates gig I got $%&#ing hammered, I believe I initially passed out in the ladies at the Red Lion in Brentford (I think they must have looked cleaner to me) where there was much vomiting, some kind ladies then carried me out and deposited me in a friends car with my head out of the window. I seem to remember vomiting all down the side of that as well.
When we got back to the house I did the decent thing and again passed out in the hallway. Notice I was a considerate chap and did it with my head out of the door so I could vomit outside. So what do the $%&#ers do, they set my feet on $%&#ign fire! I tell you, who needs enemies with friends like that!
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/155/430884821_cc168b0813_o.jpg)
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Might have gone out 2 month ago and drank too much and woke up in hospital with blood coming out my lip, no memory of why. Lesson of the day, don't go out to an all night rock club with £2 doubles on an empty stomach with friends who happen to be lesbians.
Kept the head injury card the hospital gave me as a reminder.
Didn't drink for a month after, now I'm limiting myself, and usually having a none alcoholic drink between every alcoholic one and last Friday it saved me from a rough looking drunk girl whose chat up technique seems to involve talking about porn and how she went to download festival but likes hip hop and not rock music. Strange!!!
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I used get to get drunk all the time when I was a bit younger, not that long ago really. I've been legless a few times like that bloke in the clip but on the whole i did handle it ok. If it all got too much I would just bring it up down the bog and start again. I could pretty much do that when required. On huge nights out I would get out of a cab, walk down an alleyway and just stand there and bring it up. That way I would sleep better and have less of a hangover in the morning. I don't do that any more but I think I drink a lot less than I used to. I would quite easily spend my weeks wages on one or two nights out.
I did get knocked spark out by a bouncer once! I can't remember a thing about it to this day.
I've walked into big mirrors in night clubs and apologised to my reflection.
I tried to piss on my brother when he was in bed cos I thought i was in the bathroom. I know people who have done this to family members whilst drunk and as you can imagine, all hell breaks loose.
I've been in all kinds of silly situations when pissed up, too many to remember, but most of them really funny, to me anyway.
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When I was in Amsterdam, a guy on the room of the hostel woke up late night and pissed on the wall, just to to make a pissfall that lead direct to the luggage of some french guys there... they were in 6, can't believe how they manage to NOT beat the hell off the guy :lol:
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Every weekend, as pissed and stoned as I can get.
Marvellous :D
Paddy