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Title: Worst ever birthday present?
Post by: Philly Q on June 20, 2010, 10:47:30 PM
It was my birthday yesterday, which was OK (apart from being even older than I was the day before).  Went to visit some friends, went out for a nice meal.  Overindulged a bit and threw up in the middle of the night, but that was OK too - par for the course  :?.

Then I got home today to find my washing machine has died.

So my birthday present - to myself - is £275 on a poxy washing machine.  Bah.  :x
Title: Re: Worst ever birthday present?
Post by: FernandoDuarte on June 20, 2010, 10:57:43 PM
Happy Birthday!! (late hahaha) :D
Title: Re: Worst ever birthday present?
Post by: Afghan Dave on June 20, 2010, 11:15:46 PM
Well... erm... Happy Birthday anyway!
Title: Re: Worst ever birthday present?
Post by: Frank on June 20, 2010, 11:17:54 PM
pics of the washing machine?

and soundclips please
Title: Re: Worst ever birthday present?
Post by: Philly Q on June 21, 2010, 12:06:36 AM
(http://asda.scene7.com/is/image/Asda/1549406?hei=400&wid=400)


Obviously that's just a generic image, I'll take some proper pics of mine when it arrives.....


.....What am I saying?  :?



Thx for the birthday wishes guys.  :)
Title: Re: Worst ever birthday present?
Post by: FELINEGUITARS on June 21, 2010, 12:13:12 AM
Congrats on the birthday Philly - mine is in 3 weeks- I might even have cake left over at the BKP bash

Sorry to hear about the washing machine
I know how you feel...
Alexa and I just spent £400 on a new one as hers died a few months ago and was pissing water out everywhere
Title: Re: Worst ever birthday present?
Post by: FernandoDuarte on June 21, 2010, 12:23:59 AM
I thought it was a dish washer... Very cheap there, here these things are expensive as $%&# :o
Title: Re: Worst ever birthday present?
Post by: Philly Q on June 21, 2010, 12:41:35 AM
Congrats on the birthday Philly - mine is in 3 weeks- I might even have cake left over at the BKP bash

Sorry to hear about the washing machine
I know how you feel...
Alexa and I just spent £400 on a new one as hers died a few months ago and was pissing water out everywhere

The weird thing is, I don't even blink about spending 100s on guitars - several times a year, sometimes - but £275 on a washing machine is just infuriating.  :roll:

And that's after the old one has worked for 20 years!  :lol:

(Cake would be good!  :) )


I thought it was a dish washer... Very cheap there, here these things are expensive as $%&# :o

We have more choice, I guess... you can get a washing machine for less than £200, but you can also spend £1,000+ on one.
Title: Re: Worst ever birthday present?
Post by: Johnny Mac on June 21, 2010, 10:33:22 AM
Happy belated birthday Philly and congrats on your NWMD  :D
Title: Re: Worst ever birthday present?
Post by: Ratrod on June 21, 2010, 11:01:03 AM
Wow! New Washing Machine Day.

And what a score for 275. She's a beauty, especially in that fashionable white. Congratulations.

What upgrades do you have planned for it?

Looking forward to the clips.
Title: Re: Worst ever birthday present?
Post by: Twinfan on June 21, 2010, 11:10:56 AM
Happy Birthday Phil!
Title: Re: Worst ever birthday present?
Post by: Dazza1004 on June 21, 2010, 11:22:31 AM
not as bad as yours but for my 24th b'day my parents turned up with a big (and guitar shaped) box.

Turned out to be a trouser press.....

seriously, what fookin 24 year bloke wants a sodding trouser press.

happy birthday anyway fella
Title: Re: Worst ever birthday present?
Post by: dave_mc on June 21, 2010, 11:34:15 AM
happy birthday phil. Sorry to hear that, I know what you mean about necessary-but-boring purchases being annoying.

^ hahahahahahahahahahahaha
Title: Re: Worst ever birthday present?
Post by: Ian Price on June 21, 2010, 12:29:43 PM
Happy Birthday Phil!

I can't come close to that for bad birthday presents. I do need to buy a new fridge freezer though as the freezr part of ours completely freezes up and makes the fridge too warm  :?

I want a SMEG fridge freezer but the cost is a little prohibitive!
Title: Re: Worst ever birthday present?
Post by: AndyR on June 21, 2010, 12:30:52 PM
Happy Birthday Phil! :D

You think you've got it bad: my washing machine's gone on holiday for two weeks with her friend...

I've noticed there's a box in the corner of the kitchen, looks quite a lot like your birthday present, do you reckon that might be what she was using to make my white shirts white again?
Title: Re: Worst ever birthday present?
Post by: Philly Q on June 21, 2010, 12:34:25 PM
I've noticed there's a box in the corner of the kitchen, looks quite a lot like your birthday present, do you reckon that might be what she was using to make my white shirts white again?

Could be... does it stare at you with a single big, unblnking eye?
Title: Re: Worst ever birthday present?
Post by: PhilKing on June 21, 2010, 12:35:47 PM
Happy Birthday Philly - Are you taking it to the BKP meet (if Jonathan brings his it won't feel alone) :)
Title: Re: Worst ever birthday present?
Post by: Philly Q on June 21, 2010, 12:55:09 PM
Yeah, we could put them at the back of the stage (like those tumble dryers Geddy Lee used to have).
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Post by: mikeluke on June 21, 2010, 01:34:49 PM
In the same vein - I got a tube of Polyfilla for Father's Day....
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Post by: Plexi Ken on June 21, 2010, 01:45:57 PM
Happy Birthday Philly  :D

Normally I just get cards on my birthday and cheer myself up with something guitar related, which I justify on the grounds that no one bought me anything :?

Due to financial circumstance this has been postponed for the last couple of years  :(
Title: Re: Worst ever birthday present?
Post by: Philly Q on June 21, 2010, 02:03:59 PM
Normally I just get cards on my birthday and cheer myself up with something guitar related, which I justify on the grounds that no one bought me anything :?

That remains a possibility, although I'm a couple of days late now!  :wink:
Title: Re: Worst ever birthday present?
Post by: Afghan Dave on June 21, 2010, 05:09:37 PM


You think you've got it bad: my washing machine's gone on holiday for two weeks with her friend...

I've noticed there's a box in the corner of the kitchen, looks quite a lot like your birthday present, do you reckon that might be what she was using to make my white shirts white again?

Afghan's Top Tip!

For £275 I can usually find a very suitable "wife substitute" when the need arises  :? :wink:
Title: Re: Worst ever birthday present?
Post by: badgermark on June 21, 2010, 09:23:50 PM
Happy (late) Birthday. I didn't get any presents at all last year, and kinda liked it.
Title: Re: Worst ever birthday present?
Post by: DavidRees on June 21, 2010, 10:04:13 PM
happy birthday P.Q.
best wishes
David
Title: Re: Worst ever birthday present?
Post by: Philly Q on June 21, 2010, 10:18:04 PM
Cheers all!  :D
Title: Re: Worst ever birthday present?
Post by: Jonny on June 21, 2010, 10:40:37 PM
Happy belated birthday Philly, it's my mum's today.

And you should've looked into said washing machine technology. I heard there's one that uses steam, and that actually interested me for some reason.

I guess I'm getting all ready for the old age to come :P
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Post by: roland_rat on June 22, 2010, 07:46:29 PM
Happy birthday Phil sorry to here about that washing machine.
Title: Re: Worst ever birthday present?
Post by: jibidy on July 25, 2010, 02:17:08 AM
I work in a commercial laundry and I use a £20,000 washing machine. Its awesome, and if you put your head inside (obviously when its empty and not washing) you can hear really deep bass resonance which is coool. haha.

anywayyyyy
Title: Re: Worst ever birthday present?
Post by: Fourth Feline on July 25, 2010, 12:20:05 PM
Sorry for seeing this a bit late, but Happy Birthday Philly !  :D  

Have a well deserved,  happy and healthy year(s) ahead  :D

The nice thing about the somewhat 'pressured' washing machine purchase, is that it ensures you won't having to be sat at the local ( or not so local ) laundrette - having your stuff being made to look / smell worse than when they went in, and then having to pay £2-3  to dry the result.

 A Gentleman and scholar such as you Philly, should be allowed to choose his environment, remain fragrant - and of course feel un-inhibited when he wants to throw up at leisure.  :)

For £275 you can have your very own in house 'cleaners', whereas our old mate Afghan, can only procure someone to take him to the cleaners for as much.

Title: Re: Worst ever birthday present?
Post by: Philly Q on July 25, 2010, 06:50:30 PM
 :lol:

Thanks Derek!

It was indeed well worth the £275 to avoid the local launderette - which makes Dot's establishment in Walford Square look like Buckingham Palace.

And thanks to my Next account, then my trusty credit card, I won't actually have to pay hard cash for the thing until mid-September.  :)
Title: Re: Worst ever birthday present?
Post by: d1dsj on July 25, 2010, 08:30:32 PM
Belated Happy Birthday Philly... nice new machine there! Did the old one set on fire and ending up with a flame top?

Hope you had a great day!
Title: Re: Worst ever birthday present?
Post by: Denim n Leather on July 26, 2010, 01:47:59 AM
Threadnomancy ...
Title: Re: Worst ever birthday present?
Post by: Philly Q on July 26, 2010, 08:25:55 AM
Threadnomancy ...

I was just thinking that!  Only 11 months to my next birthday!  :lol:

Thanks anyway guys!
Title: Re: Worst ever birthday present?
Post by: Fourth Feline on July 26, 2010, 11:31:03 AM
Threadnomancy ...

Or merely good natured 'Phil - anthropy' ?  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Worst ever birthday present?
Post by: Roobubba on July 27, 2010, 11:45:06 AM
What BKPs are you putting in it?

PS Happy birthday - belated, as I've not been about much!
Title: Re: Worst ever birthday present?
Post by: Philly Q on July 27, 2010, 02:40:31 PM
What BKPs are you putting in it?

PS Happy birthday - belated, as I've not been about much!

 :drink:

Well, I did accidentally leave a set of Cold Sweats in my pocket.  Not sure the 60-degree white wash and tumble-drying did them much good....
Title: Re: Worst ever birthday present?
Post by: Fourth Feline on July 27, 2010, 03:11:43 PM

Well, I did accidentally leave a set of Cold Sweats in my pocket.  Not sure the 60-degree white wash and tumble-drying did them much good....


Many B.K.P. sound even better played 'clean' .  :)
Title: Re: Worst ever birthday present?
Post by: 38thBeatle on July 28, 2010, 06:36:08 AM
Sorry I missed your birthday Philly- belatedly happy birthday.