Bare Knuckle Pickups Forum
At The Back => Time Out => Topic started by: JacksonRR on December 30, 2010, 03:47:35 AM
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I submit this:
(http://petesartfarm.com/MerMaidB600.jpg)
Do one better. I dare you. :D
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I submit this:
(http://petesartfarm.com/MerMaidB600.jpg)
Do one better. I dare you. :D
i give up, that is so ugly you will lose an eyeball just looking at it, thus i quote the image so looking at two your blind!
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Your Avatar is thinking, "Aww gross...."
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(http://www.2dayblog.com/images/2008/july/penisguitar_1.jpg)
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I think we have a new leader!
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er, that's a bass!
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er, that's a bass!
And it has balls.
Maybe this one isn't that ugly but it does creep me out like no other.
(http://www.guitarsite.com/news/images/Ugly10/girlguitar.jpg)
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it is a bass but its damn ugly
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er, that's a bass!
It's a bass guitar.
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(https://www.dijkmanmuziek.nl/catalog/images/epi_usamap.jpg)
That's pretty ugly.
How long 'til Roo posts a Tele?
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I'm waiting for the reverse guitar Gibson bodies.
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So, you wanted a Gibson? :P
(http://buzznet-40.vo.llnwd.net/assets/users16/jeffwith1f/default/WebModernAlone--large-msg-119725119418.jpg)
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Or that latest Firebird X guitar.
Christ, lol..
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(http://www.2dayblog.com/images/2008/july/penisguitar_1.jpg)
I don't even wanna know what kind of person would spend the time to craft this. It has veins and everything...
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(http://www.freewebs.com/prs_guitar/mark5.jpg)
(http://www.deanguitars.com/dean_winter_06/large/USA_Rebel_Razorback_enlarge.jpg)
(http://www.strumstrum.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/reverse_flying_v1.jpg)
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(http://www.2dayblog.com/images/2008/july/penisguitar_1.jpg)
I don't even wanna know what kind of person would spend the time to craft this. It has veins and everything...
no idea. I worry more about the person who asked for it making and is playing that thing
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It could be rompeprop :P
(http://666strings.com/uploads/pics/bonebagrob.jpg)
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That one Mark Tremonti is holding is only ugly by association. We all know the Strat shape to be an icon of beauty. They're controllers, but here's another example of ugly by association.
(http://www.notzombies.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/weird-guy-with-guns.jpg)
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That one Mark Tremonti is holding is only ugly by association. We all know the Strat shape to be an icon of beauty. They're controllers, but here's another example of ugly by association.
(http://www.notzombies.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/weird-guy-with-guns.jpg)
Russell Brand's let himself go a bit.
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That one Mark Tremonti is holding is only ugly by association. We all know the Strat shape to be an icon of beauty. They're controllers, but here's another example of ugly by association.
(http://www.notzombies.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/weird-guy-with-guns.jpg)
Russell Brand's let himself go a bit.
That just made me spray very expensive scotch over my screen!
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You couldn't call this pretty
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Russell Brand's let himself go a bit.
:lol:
Awesome quote! I'm crying laughing!
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v118/turquoisemoleeater/guitars/espdevilgirl.jpg)
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Not as bad as that bass though.
(http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc119/jage7/wang7.jpg)
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(http://www.2dayblog.com/images/2008/july/penisguitar_1.jpg)
quite literally c--k-rock :lol:
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was going to post one of Billy Gs creations, but they are more weird than ugly. Thats what I think about the Moderne as well, is not that bad ;) the Futura too.
i think most of the guitars posted here are pretty bad though
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yeah, it started pretty bad and its hard to get worse - otherwise i might post a pic of that union flag steiny - fairly sure that would offend a few sensibilities ;)
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heres my contribution then, and I think a worthy contender:
(http://www.jedistar.com/images/guitar/fender_socal.jpg)
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yeah, it started pretty bad and its hard to get worse - otherwise i might post a pic of that union flag steiny - fairly sure that would offend a few sensibilities ;)
nah, shes not ugly, just striking :)
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How 'bout the one that looks like a melted monster from a cr@ppy horror film...that apparently contains a sword (the blue bit is the handle)?
(http://www.guitarsite.com/news/images/ugly07/m39samurai1.jpg)
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How about this handcrafted beauty
(http://www.romeorose.com/romeorosealonewithjulietcd.jpg)
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I have to go with the Gibson Zoot Suit SG - basically a way of getting a lot of money for a plywood guitar. They came in several finishes, but this has to be the worst:
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I have to go with the Gibson Zoot Suit SG - basically a way of getting a lot of money for a plywood guitar. They came in several finishes, but this has to be the worst:
good call phil, especially the transparent pickups
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How 'bout the one that looks like a melted monster from a cr@ppy horror film...that apparently contains a sword (the blue bit is the handle)?
(http://www.guitarsite.com/news/images/ugly07/m39samurai1.jpg)
I'm reluctant to say this is a bad guitar, considering the fact that the sword handle is part of a REAL SWORD. But the Japanese are quooky that way.
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I need a lie down in a cool dark room after looking at these "guitars".
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I have to go with the Gibson Zoot Suit SG - basically a way of getting a lot of money for a plywood guitar.
I'm sure the plywood would have been carefully and skilfully selected!
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I have to go with the Gibson Zoot Suit SG - basically a way of getting a lot of money for a plywood guitar.
I'm sure the plywood would have been carefully and skilfully selected!
Yes, they do at Gibson. It's from the best Brazilian plywoodtrees they could find in the Amazon-forest. :lol:
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these still bother me, they could have made them so much better.. the explorer 2 looks very cool i think, not the v 2 though:
(http://vintageguitars.org.uk/graphics/flyingV2.jpg)
they play well though, and the boomerang pickups sound good and bright (a bit like minihumuckers). though they could do with a bit more pixie dust tonewise its generally in my preferred direction.
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i am surprised no one has mentioned a corvus
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i am surprised no one has mentioned a corvus
because its a fine looking guitar? ;)
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Peavey Razor. Makes me think of Carvin for some reason...
(http://www.guitar-museum.com/uploads/guitar/50/190184044059-1.jpg)
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All you've shown aren't even close, here we go:
See the excitement on Ace Frehleys face
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_FqLinkbPdTs/TMq50r3QjNI/AAAAAAAABso/h5PxO9yeoqY/s1600/AceFrehle_Shaha_62231708_Max-1.jpg)
(http://www.besportier.com/archives/new-technology-guitar-gibson-dusk-tiger-guitar.jpg)
etc etc
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Peavey Razor. Makes me think of Carvin for some reason...
(http://www.guitar-museum.com/uploads/guitar/50/190184044059-1.jpg)
It made you think of a guitar?
It makes me think of the designer jumping (or being thrown) off a cliff.
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looks like a cheap imitation of one of these
(http://mixinstitute.org/img/g707.jpg)
(my local chicago rock used to have one screwed to the wall, straight through the body, i offered to buy it off them and supply them with something more suitable for screwing to a wall - they declined, its long gone now though)
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For sheer ugliness nothing comes close to the wangcaster/bass thing posted on page 1! childish pun intended :P
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i am surprised no one has mentioned a corvus
because its a fine looking guitar? ;)
i actually have a slight dose of Corvus GAS now
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i agree gwem, i see potential in the design... i am usually alone!
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i agree gwem, i see potential in the design... i am usually alone!
i'm not sure the headstock is quite right, though it does fit with the crow idea it might need some tweaks. the body is really interesting looking, and alot more adventurous than a strat shape. i had a look to see if anyone is making aftermarket corvus bodies, but didn't find any. as you know, i'm interested in the idea of a more interesting looking and warmer sounding strat coil guitar. i wonder how it would sound made of mahogany (or korina like the fireman) and with a set neck.
i remember once you were talking about some mockups you did of a headless corvus design, that would be cool, but i also think it works as a conventional headed guitar.
i read they have swimming pool routs, which is a shame on the one hand, but cool on the other (since then any corvus can be made into a corvus 3). i might look out for one secondhand.. they either seem to go for really cheap or ridiculously expensive. i'd rather play one than a strat definitely!
edit: a musiclander headstock may work
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for me it's this one:
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i remember once you were talking about some mockups you did of a headless corvus design, that would be cool, but i also think it works as a conventional headed guitar.
i have a few updated corvus ideas - including a bowable fretless bass
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JJ, that thing is really unsettling. It's definably gross, but at the same time it's worse than the sum of it's parts. That "guitar" makes my insides angry.
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(http://www.minarikguitars.com/images/products/firebolt.blue.jpg)
Although it could have been any one of the minarik range, almost.
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Is it wrong that I actually quite like this?
:lol:
(http://www.gearwire.com/media/minarik-coheed.jpg)
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Ahh man you guys suck :lol: I quite like some of the guitars in this thread. The So Cal Strat and the sword ESP are some of my favourites.
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I'll give you the so-cal strat, I like it.
I would nominate this as most disturbing guitar if it weren't for the mannequin featured earlier.
NSFW: http://i39.tinypic.com/3026ys4.jpg
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I'll give you the so-cal strat, I like it.
I would nominate this as most disturbing guitar if it weren't for the mannequin featured earlier.
NSFW: http://i39.tinypic.com/3026ys4.jpg
It looks like that's a Charvel Model 6 that's painted on. Do get a prize? If so I hope it's not calamari...
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I was going to mention the Corvus, but my mind was taken away from it by the fat Russell Brand (I might see if he's ot a website and email him that pic).
There's a website around just for ugly guitars, but I lost the link when my last computer died.
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I don't need to go hunting for any tele pictures, you all know I'm right!
I saw Roger Daltry playing one of Jools' Hootenanny this year. It both sounded and looked awful. Truly, truly awful.
Roo
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I'm surprised it took you this long Roo
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(http://www.otheroom.com/namm08/images/johnson_guitars.jpg)
(http://www.otheroom.com/namm08/images/marino_guitar.jpg)
(http://www.otheroom.com/namm08/images/minarik.jpg)
(http://www.otheroom.com/namm08/images/motobyguitar-d.jpg)
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How could anyone keep a straight face whilst playing any one of these??????????????
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This fills me with an intense mix of desire and pity.
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a76/guitarczar/sax2.jpg)