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Title: Charlie sheen is proper insane
Post by: MDV on March 01, 2011, 10:19:15 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5aSa4tmVNM

Highlights include, hes not bi-polar hes bi-winning, his brain works in a way thats not of this particular terrestrial realm, he has tiger-blood and dying is for losers. Oh, and he blinked and cured his brain.

So insane its actually quite impressive. And hilarious.
Title: Re: Charlie sheen is proper insane
Post by: Afghan Dave on March 01, 2011, 10:32:49 AM
So insane its actually quite impressive. And hilarious.

I was just watching this before I came to the BKP board!

He's off the charts isn't he.  :lol: :lol:

"they picked a fight with a warlock" WTF?

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/02/28/article-0-0D621B24000005DC-563_634x420.jpg)

Great new tattoo.. I could have done that for him and only charged $500.000  :?

Title: Re: Charlie sheen is proper insane
Post by: Afghan Dave on March 01, 2011, 10:46:45 AM
"that Sheen dude's nuts"

(http://jonathanfryer.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/mouammar-gaddafi.jpg)
Title: Re: Charlie sheen is proper insane
Post by: Ratrod on March 01, 2011, 11:07:44 AM
Check his pupils. They're nearly wide open even with the camera light on him.
Title: Re: Charlie sheen is proper insane
Post by: MDV on March 01, 2011, 11:13:18 AM
He is the anti-buddha. His wisdom hard earned through masses of cocain and shagging porn stars, generously sharing the powerfull insights of his non-terrestrial brain to us boring normal folk, whom he forgets. His pupils are wide and fixed on enlightenment!
Title: Re: Charlie sheen is proper insane
Post by: tomjackson on March 01, 2011, 01:01:33 PM
"that Sheen dude's nuts"

(http://jonathanfryer.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/mouammar-gaddafi.jpg)

What's Santana got to do with it?

Title: Re: Charlie sheen is proper insane
Post by: Dmoney on March 01, 2011, 01:06:50 PM
"that Sheen dude's nuts"

(http://jonathanfryer.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/mouammar-gaddafi.jpg)

What's Santana got to do with it?



Haha. I dunno. I like that bed spread he is lying on though.

Title: Re: Charlie sheen is proper insane
Post by: hunter on March 01, 2011, 01:49:47 PM
He just doesn't accept being lame, and I think that is cool.

Most people just wanna live in harmony and be comfortable all the time. At least he has the guts to be different. Even if people think he is an asshole, it doesn't bother him, because he prefers to please himself rather than others.
Title: Re: Charlie sheen is proper insane
Post by: Dmoney on March 01, 2011, 02:03:21 PM
He just doesn't accept being lame, and I think that is cool.

Most people just wanna live in harmony and be comfortable all the time. At least he has the guts to be different. Even if people think he is an asshole, it doesn't bother him, because he prefers to please himself rather than others.


I assume you're talking about Sheen, but part of me wishes you'd be saying this about Gadaffi
Title: Re: Charlie sheen is proper insane
Post by: hunter on March 01, 2011, 02:05:25 PM
He just doesn't accept being lame, and I think that is cool.

Most people just wanna live in harmony and be comfortable all the time. At least he has the guts to be different. Even if people think he is an asshole, it doesn't bother him, because he prefers to please himself rather than others.


I assume you're talking about Sheen, but part of me wishes you'd be saying this about Gadaffi

Come on dude, obviously I was referring to Charlie. Being eccentric is Ok, but not if it involves terrorising millions and shooting at innocent people.

Though I am aware that Sheen hasn't been easy on his environment always either.
Title: Re: Charlie sheen is proper insane
Post by: Dmoney on March 01, 2011, 02:07:27 PM
I'm only messing, man.

Sheen looks messed up in that video. Like one day he got out of bed and was just... older.
Title: Re: Charlie sheen is proper insane
Post by: asianaxeman on March 01, 2011, 02:18:32 PM
legend!
Title: Re: Charlie sheen is proper insane
Post by: Afghan Dave on March 01, 2011, 02:28:45 PM
He just doesn't accept being lame, and I think that is cool.

Most people just wanna live in harmony and be comfortable all the time. At least he has the guts to be different. Even if people think he is an asshole, it doesn't bother him, because he prefers to please himself rather than others.


I don't think he's really a poster child for enlightened self-awareness.

Remember Kids...
(http://peterreynolds.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/drugs-are-bad.jpg)
Title: Re: Charlie sheen is proper insane
Post by: Philly Q on March 01, 2011, 02:50:56 PM
He just doesn't accept being lame, and I think that is cool.

Most people just wanna live in harmony and be comfortable all the time. At least he has the guts to be different. Even if people think he is an asshole, it doesn't bother him, because he prefers to please himself rather than others.

But he's not consciously doing any of that.  He's on Planet Charlie (or maybe Planet Carlos, because that proves he's not anti-semitic).

The guy is just mentally ill and/or has serious substance abuse problems.  He's in meltdown.
Title: Re: Charlie sheen is proper insane
Post by: shobet on March 01, 2011, 03:20:22 PM
He's on planet Charely alright...
Title: Re: Charlie sheen is proper insane
Post by: FernandoDuarte on March 01, 2011, 03:23:34 PM

Great new tattoo.. I could have done that for him and only charged $500.000  :?


Well, the others seems to be even worse :lol:
Title: Re: Charlie sheen is proper insane
Post by: MDV on March 01, 2011, 03:24:29 PM
He's on planet Charely alright...

His brain isnt of this terrestrial realm, and his brain, heart and body dont work like other peoples...he is in fact from planet charlie.

It all makes sense now.
Title: Re: Charlie sheen is proper insane
Post by: tomjackson on March 01, 2011, 05:03:47 PM
He just doesn't accept being lame, and I think that is cool.

Most people just wanna live in harmony and be comfortable all the time. At least he has the guts to be different. Even if people think he is an asshole, it doesn't bother him, because he prefers to please himself rather than others.


The guy is a meglomaniac, deranged w**ker. 

Most people just don't want to be meglomaniac, deranged w**kers.  Getting off your face and abusing people does not take guts.  Stopping getting off your face and being nice to people does.

I think most people think he's an asshole for tw@tting his wife in the face....



Title: Re: Charlie sheen is proper insane
Post by: tomjackson on March 01, 2011, 05:04:20 PM


http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/quiz/2011/mar/01/muammar-gaddafi-charlie-sheen-quiz
Title: Re: Charlie sheen is proper insane
Post by: blue on March 01, 2011, 05:20:38 PM
this was a comment on a new story about him :)  classic

""He added, "I'm on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. No my mistake, Mr Sheen. I'm off my tits and totally deluded, but I smell faintly of mahogany..." "
Title: Re: Charlie sheen is proper insane
Post by: Dmoney on March 01, 2011, 05:27:17 PM
"...bangin' 7 gram rocks and finishing them... because thats how I roll!" amazing
Title: Re: Charlie sheen is proper insane
Post by: Tellboy on March 01, 2011, 06:55:27 PM
"that Sheen dude's nuts"

(http://jonathanfryer.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/mouammar-gaddafi.jpg)

What's Santana got to do with it?



Haha. I dunno. I like that bed spread he is lying on though.



That's not a bed spread - it's a couple of cannabis plants growing out of his head.
Title: Re: Charlie sheen is proper insane
Post by: Dmoney on March 01, 2011, 07:04:49 PM
"that Sheen dude's nuts"

(http://jonathanfryer.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/mouammar-gaddafi.jpg)

What's Santana got to do with it?



Haha. I dunno. I like that bed spread he is lying on though.



That's not a bed spread - it's a couple of cannabis plants growing out of his head.


haha. I almost started think that background was the graphic from the Saved By The Bell intro... from a lost episode were Screetch and Gaddafi take over the school.
Title: Re: Charlie sheen is proper insane
Post by: dave_mc on March 01, 2011, 08:14:36 PM
on the plus side, this meltdown has caused the cancellation of 2 and a half men. Which from the adverts at least (which are on, like, all the time on comedy central) is abysmal.

Yes, I know I should watch it before I criticise, but presumably the adverts are the best bit. o_O
Title: Re: Charlie sheen is proper insane
Post by: JacksonRR on March 01, 2011, 08:46:20 PM
Droopy-eyed armless children? HAHAHAHA hrmmmm. Good band name. :D
Title: Re: Charlie sheen is proper insane
Post by: Philly Q on March 01, 2011, 09:10:21 PM
on the plus side, this meltdown has caused the cancellation of 2 and a half men. Which from the adverts at least (which are on, like, all the time on comedy central) is abysmal.

Yes, I know I should watch it before I criticise, but presumably the adverts are the best bit. o_O

I haven't seen it either, but it's always looked like a remake of My Two Dads to me.  :lol:

And yet, it's incredibly popular and (up until a week ago!) Charlie Sheen was the highest paid actor on US TV.
Title: Re: Charlie sheen is proper insane
Post by: MrBump on March 01, 2011, 11:47:59 PM
Hah!  Reminds me a lot of the David Brent character in The Office.
Title: Re: Charlie sheen is proper insane
Post by: murraymurray on March 02, 2011, 04:59:54 AM
I used to like sheen back in the day, but thanks to 2 and a half men i lost all respect for him
that show sucks so bad
but he was getting 1.8mil a week for not even acting

however, due to the recent news ive got a new level of respect for the dude, i think he may have just clocked hollywood
Title: Re: Charlie sheen is proper insane
Post by: Ratrod on March 02, 2011, 11:36:47 AM


http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/quiz/2011/mar/01/muammar-gaddafi-charlie-sheen-quiz

I scored six out of ten.

It's hard to distinguish quotes from two psychotics.

Title: Re: Charlie sheen is proper insane
Post by: Dmoney on March 02, 2011, 12:39:53 PM
Hah!  Reminds me a lot of the David Brent character in The Office.

I keep thinking he's speaking with the voice of Brian from family guy... only they probably couldn't write a script as funny as that.
Title: Re: Charlie sheen is proper insane
Post by: ToneMonkey on March 02, 2011, 03:56:51 PM
Is it just me or is his right nostril about twice the size of the left?
Title: Re: Charlie sheen is proper insane
Post by: dave_mc on March 02, 2011, 05:56:11 PM
I haven't seen it either, but it's always looked like a remake of My Two Dads to me.  :lol:

And yet, it's incredibly popular and (up until a week ago!) Charlie Sheen was the highest paid actor on US TV.

i don't know if i've seen anything bad enough which it might be a remake of.

But yeah it always annoys me (to be fair, everyone probably feels like this) how shows that to me are just complete cr@p keep getting renewed for a new series, while shows I like get cancelled. :(

I scored six out of ten.

It's hard to distinguish quotes from two psychotics.



I got 4 :lol:
Title: Re: Charlie sheen is proper insane
Post by: Philly Q on March 02, 2011, 06:09:14 PM
(http://two-and-half-men.maxupdates.tv/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/twoandahalfmen.jpg)
(http://www.tvshowsondvd.com/graphics/news3/MyTwoDads_S1.jpg)
Title: Re: Charlie sheen is proper insane
Post by: WezV on March 02, 2011, 06:46:19 PM
Two and a half men isnt so bad - it has no characters you are supposed to like and no attempts to moralise or play nice,  which makes it rather refreshing for an American sitcom.


I vaguely remember watching my two dads as a kid!
Title: Re: Charlie sheen is proper insane
Post by: Sailor Charon on March 03, 2011, 10:40:21 AM


http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/quiz/2011/mar/01/muammar-gaddafi-charlie-sheen-quiz

I got eight, and would have got nine if I hadn't thought that one of them would have been quite sane if it had been said by Gaddafi. Which I find rather worrying, although there was at least one where I just flipped a coin. [Am I the only one who hears his speeches in the voice of a certain famous black duck?]
Title: Re: Charlie sheen is proper insane
Post by: PhilKing on March 03, 2011, 03:10:04 PM
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/quiz/2011/mar/01/muammar-gaddafi-charlie-sheen-quiz
I got eight, and would have got nine if I hadn't thought that one of them would have been quite sane if it had been said by Gaddafi. Which I find rather worrying, although there was at least one where I just flipped a coin. [Am I the only one who hears his speeches in the voice of a certain famous black duck?]
I got 8 too
Title: Re: Charlie sheen is proper insane
Post by: dave_mc on March 03, 2011, 05:41:54 PM
Two and a half men isnt so bad - it has no characters you are supposed to like and no attempts to moralise or play nice,  which makes it rather refreshing for an American sitcom.

i just watch seinfeld when i want that :lol:

plus seinfeld is actually funny...
Title: Re: Charlie sheen is proper insane
Post by: FELINEGUITARS on March 04, 2011, 12:01:25 AM
Two and a half men isnt so bad - it has no characters you are supposed to like and no attempts to moralise or play nice,  which makes it rather refreshing for an American sitcom.

i just watch seinfeld when i want that :lol:

plus seinfeld is actually funny...

Some
Seinfeld is funny - not all
Best pisodes were things like Soup Nazi, The pen, Master of his domain etc
there was some tedious dross too!

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x18kvo_seinfeld-in-oz_people (http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x18kvo_seinfeld-in-oz_people)
Title: Re: Charlie sheen is proper insane
Post by: Ratrod on March 04, 2011, 11:13:10 AM
Is it just me or is his right nostril about twice the size of the left?

http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitpic/photos/large/250737513.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=0ZRYP5X5F6FSMBCCSE82&Expires=1299238150&Signature=nnRwtOtA9uHBozPtcN%2B3BGlDHYA%3D

edit: Pic didn't show.

Edit 2: Pic's gone. it showed Charlie's oversized nostril.
Title: Re: Charlie sheen is proper insane
Post by: Afghan Dave on March 04, 2011, 06:08:01 PM
SHEEN WARS ft DARTH SHEEN

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=665PiWDqXyc
Title: Re: Charlie sheen is proper insane
Post by: shobet on March 04, 2011, 06:26:09 PM
Give me Brick Vader any day of the week. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDKiQfBs9lo
Title: Re: Charlie sheen is proper insane
Post by: dave_mc on March 04, 2011, 08:39:44 PM

Some
Seinfeld is funny - not all
Best pisodes were things like Soup Nazi, The pen, Master of his domain etc
there was some tedious dross too!

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x18kvo_seinfeld-in-oz_people (http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x18kvo_seinfeld-in-oz_people)

dunno about that... some are definitely better than others, but I can't think of a bad episode either offhand...

I mean obviously I just like it, lol.
Title: Re: Charlie sheen is proper insane
Post by: Ratrod on March 05, 2011, 11:55:41 AM
Speaking of drugs.......

I think someone here needs some Ritalin.

Title: Re: Charlie sheen is proper insane
Post by: Matt77 on March 05, 2011, 06:56:09 PM
sad to see him in such a state. It reminds me of Christian Bale's performance in The Fighter
Title: Re: Charlie sheen is proper insane
Post by: shobet on March 05, 2011, 07:08:26 PM
I don't think he's insane, he's just off his tits. Reminds me of how Dennis Hopper used to be before he got straight.
Title: Re: Charlie sheen is proper insane
Post by: Ian Price on March 05, 2011, 10:47:21 PM
Definitely off his tits. And he has a lizard called Hopper JR. He'll be having a breakdown soon.
Title: Re: Charlie sheen is proper insane
Post by: juansolo on March 06, 2011, 09:49:14 AM
I don't think he's insane, he's just off his tits. Reminds me of how Dennis Hopper used to be before he got straight.

That's absolutely nailed on. Watch Hearts of Darkness, he's a carbon copy of the behind the scenes Hopper.
Title: Re: Charlie sheen is proper insane
Post by: Ian Price on March 06, 2011, 07:39:08 PM
Very crazy life he leads. I'm quite glad that I'm one of the people with a boring pathetic life!

Apparently his 'girlfriend' left him today only to get back with him 4 hours later. Just like junior school (only with drugs and porn stars)