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At The Back => Time Out => Topic started by: Mr. Air on March 17, 2011, 06:15:17 PM

Title: Faster, faster, fastest!
Post by: Mr. Air on March 17, 2011, 06:15:17 PM
Don't know if it have been on here before...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BynUZOJc8QI
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Post by: Afghan Dave on March 17, 2011, 07:28:09 PM
Yes it has and it still remains the best example of the worst kind of playing...
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Post by: Afghan Dave on March 17, 2011, 07:30:37 PM
If he could write and perform anything as good as this I might give him some respect...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqAuuIDU2sw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cLWO-8RBes

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Post by: Telerocker on March 17, 2011, 08:09:24 PM
I must say he has a good handcoördination, but it is nothing that makes my heart beats faster. I can listen Eric Johnson for hours, not this guy.
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Post by: shobet on March 17, 2011, 09:22:12 PM
Sounds like misfiring tractor to me.

I wonder how quickly he masturbates?
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Post by: nfe on March 17, 2011, 09:36:53 PM
I think it's a bit silly giving someone's musicality pelters based on a world record attempt that isn't meant to be musical...

That said, of course, the kind of person who wants to be a guitar speed world record player probably does play hideous music :lol:
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Post by: Frank on March 17, 2011, 10:21:02 PM
I always wonder, when was the last time you were happy to hear the phrase "wow, that was really quick" ?
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Post by: Slava on March 17, 2011, 10:44:50 PM
My FL Studio can do that too, but with more pleasant sound.

Not that I don't like speed metal, I dislike lonely shredders, who is uninteresting without visual contact.
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Post by: Matt77 on March 17, 2011, 11:10:51 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jNDpgyJjY4&feature=related
 :?
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Post by: Elliot on March 17, 2011, 11:24:09 PM
yawn....
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Post by: JDC on March 18, 2011, 12:52:55 AM
mr fastest in the world has a signature pick now, been meaning to order some
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Post by: nfe on March 18, 2011, 01:05:21 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jNDpgyJjY4&feature=related
 :?

Of course, if a poster here had played that and posted it, lots of people would tell them it was a lovely little tune :lol:
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Post by: MDV on March 18, 2011, 02:12:46 AM
Its fake - at 270 the sound changes; thats where the overdubs begin.
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Post by: Slava on March 18, 2011, 02:15:48 AM
He could also do a gig with chip-tune band Anamanagucki instead of NES arpegiator.
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Post by: horsehead on March 18, 2011, 07:27:28 AM


I wonder how quickly he masturbates?

he'll have ripped his c--k off!
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Post by: Roobubba on March 18, 2011, 08:52:32 AM
I always wonder, when was the last time you were happy to hear the phrase "wow, that was really quick" ?

I was happy to say that very phrase recently after an unexpectedly brief wait for an automotive rescue van. :)
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Post by: JacksonRR on March 18, 2011, 01:43:26 PM
Here's a separate one he did on a Japanese television show. The tone seems to be quite different comparing his bumblebee playing and the rest of his bit. It's comical though.
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtwKcipNc-g&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Yes!