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Title: moral virtue of guitars
Post by: WezV on October 11, 2012, 05:20:50 PM
http://www.buzzfeed.com/perpetua/32-guitars-ranked-by-moral-virtue
Title: Re: moral virtue of guitars
Post by: Philly Q on October 11, 2012, 05:38:28 PM
Quite surprised to see PRS only made the "Sort of a Creep" range rather than "Repugnant Individual".  :roll:

Must've been compiled by a middle class American.

My collection all falls in the yellow to green parts of the spectrum....
Title: Re: moral virtue of guitars
Post by: Telerocker on October 11, 2012, 07:02:14 PM
According to my collection I'm the saint of the family.
Title: Re: moral virtue of guitars
Post by: Lezard on October 11, 2012, 07:35:47 PM
my beard and guitars cancel out it seems....
http://i.imgur.com/PHmF5.jpg
Title: Re: moral virtue of guitars
Post by: Andrew W on October 11, 2012, 07:36:09 PM
I appear to have got more virtuous over the years. Which seems unlikely.
Title: Re: moral virtue of guitars
Post by: TheyCallMeVolume on October 11, 2012, 10:32:03 PM
I'll steal your girl, but you can trust me with your money!
Title: Re: moral virtue of guitars
Post by: dave_mc on October 12, 2012, 12:15:45 AM
i seem to be all over the place on that one :lol:
Title: Re: moral virtue of guitars
Post by: Kiichi on October 12, 2012, 12:30:54 AM
I am a the most repugnant individual youŽll ever meet, somewhat of a creep and also a total douchebag, but you can absolutly trust me with the bands money, cause I am your brother from another mother.

And my ex-beard (shaved 3 weeks ago) was already mildly trustworthy too!
Title: Re: moral virtue of guitars
Post by: Philly Q on October 12, 2012, 12:40:12 AM
Looking at the beard one, I'm right on the cusp of mildly and very trustworthy.

It's starting to look like I'm a proper goody two shoes.
Title: Re: moral virtue of guitars
Post by: gwEm on October 12, 2012, 11:00:33 AM
Quite conflicting messages from the three main guitar types I play:

Strat = brother from another mother
Flying V = girlfriend stealer
Steinberger = total douchebag

Nothing for stubbly beard on the beard one.. maybe the homeless beard(?)

WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN?!
Title: Re: moral virtue of guitars
Post by: FELINEGUITARS on October 12, 2012, 12:30:37 PM
It's a load of bollocks - based more on the"famous"person that you've associated with each guitar rather than the guitar itself .

so owning a Schecter makes you a repugnant person , but add a whammy bar and an ESP logo maybe and you're only a douchebag.

So would Randy Rhoads be an amp stealer, girlfriend stealer or someone you'd trust with band money?
Title: Re: moral virtue of guitars
Post by: gwEm on October 12, 2012, 12:55:17 PM
Quote from: FELINEGUITARS on October 12, 2012, 12:30:37 PM
So would Randy Rhoads be an amp stealer, girlfriend stealer or someone you'd trust with band money?

I certainly would rather trust him with the Blizzard of Oz band money than the manager..
Title: Re: moral virtue of guitars
Post by: Afghan Dave on October 12, 2012, 07:11:27 PM
Quote from: gwEm on October 12, 2012, 12:55:17 PM
Quote from: FELINEGUITARS on October 12, 2012, 12:30:37 PM
So would Randy Rhoads be an amp stealer, girlfriend stealer or someone you'd trust with band money?

I certainly would rather trust him with the Blizzard of Oz band money than the manager..

And as Prince writes, produces & performs EVERYTHING.. and books/manages his own tours. I think the only person he could need the trust of is Jehova.

I'd even buy a Watchtower off him!
Title: Re: moral virtue of guitars
Post by: Philly Q on October 12, 2012, 08:11:27 PM
Quote from: Afghan Dave on October 12, 2012, 07:11:27 PM
I'd even buy a Watchtower off him!

Don't they dole them out for free?
Title: Re: moral virtue of guitars
Post by: Afghan Dave on October 12, 2012, 08:15:35 PM
Quote from: Philly Q on October 12, 2012, 08:11:27 PM
Quote from: Afghan Dave on October 12, 2012, 07:11:27 PM
I'd even buy a Watchtower off him!

Don't they dole them out for free?

Really? Right, if that shortarse pr1ck comes to my door again I'm gonna smack him in the chops... That guitar chart was correct!
Title: Re: moral virtue of guitars
Post by: Philly Q on October 12, 2012, 08:47:30 PM
I could be wrong, maybe it's just their little leaflets they give away, not the full-on Watchtower itself....
Title: Re: moral virtue of guitars
Post by: WezV on October 13, 2012, 09:37:39 AM
they used to ask for a small donation - but its essentially free, just might cost a little of your soul if you read it

but you do get fantastic visions of multicultural/species paradise like this:
(http://www.defaithed.com/system/files/u1/Beautiful_Surroundings.jpg)

I always wondered what the tiger eats???   i did ask my granddad once, i think he said they would be vegetarian - so its definitely not a tigers paradise
Title: Re: moral virtue of guitars
Post by: Dmoney on October 13, 2012, 10:27:11 AM
I dated a jehova on two occasions. mental. that is the end of that story.
Title: Re: moral virtue of guitars
Post by: nfe on October 13, 2012, 10:52:40 AM
I winched two JWs that were sisters. Then told their ma because I'm a horrible, horrible person.
Title: Re: moral virtue of guitars
Post by: Ian Price on October 13, 2012, 01:35:35 PM
Quote from: Dmoney on October 13, 2012, 10:27:11 AM
I dated a jehova on two occasions. mental. that is the end of that story.

The same Jehovah or two different Jehovas?
Title: Re: moral virtue of guitars
Post by: Dmoney on October 13, 2012, 01:57:24 PM
The same. two instance a year apart. just as mental the second time around.