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Title: Are You A Dumb Mother F**ker?
Post by: MrBump on March 01, 2013, 01:19:10 PM
This made me laugh. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pfr7LtDPb4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pfr7LtDPb4)
Title: Re: Are You A Dumb Mother F**ker?
Post by: Dmoney on March 01, 2013, 01:46:11 PM
right or wrong, this guy annoys the cr*p out of me. He's like the guitar equivalent of the obnoxious comic book guy.
Title: Re: Are You A Dumb Mother F**ker?
Post by: Philly Q on March 01, 2013, 04:15:03 PM
Can't see the clip.

Assuming it's not Phil X, it must be Rob Chappers?
Title: Re: Are You A Dumb Mother F**ker?
Post by: Dmoney on March 01, 2013, 04:18:05 PM
Can't see the clip.

Assuming it's not Phil X, it must be Rob Chappers?

Scott Grove
Title: Re: Are You A Dumb Mother F**ker?
Post by: Philly Q on March 01, 2013, 04:21:05 PM
Never heard of him.  I'll have to watch it this evening.
Title: Re: Are You A Dumb Mother F**ker?
Post by: gwEm on March 01, 2013, 05:20:10 PM
right or wrong, this guy annoys the cr*p out of me. He's like the guitar equivalent of the obnoxious comic book guy.
+1
Title: Re: Are You A Dumb Mother F**ker?
Post by: itamar101 on March 01, 2013, 07:04:39 PM
right or wrong, this guy annoys the cr*p out of me. He's like the guitar equivalent of the obnoxious comic book guy.

Absolutely. He's a total dickwad.
I once posted a comment on youtube disagreeing with him (I said that Gibsons are better than epiphones) so he banned me from commenting on his videos and called me an idiot or something. I wasn't even rude in the slightest.
Plus, that was possibly the worst performed observation i've ever seen and the fact that he constantly talked about how everyone but him is dumb made it far worse. He also has a terribly crude and arrogant sense of humour.

Also, the video was meant to be about guitar necks, not fretboards, according to the title. He made the same mistake that he calls the viewers dumb motherf**ckers for.
Title: Re: Are You A Dumb Mother F**ker?
Post by: 38thBeatle on March 01, 2013, 11:12:18 PM
I managed to tolerate about 8 seconds- is this a record?
Title: Re: Are You A Dumb Mother F**ker?
Post by: Ian Price on March 01, 2013, 11:29:57 PM
You beat me. I got to 10. What a helmet.
Title: Re: Are You A Dumb Mother F**ker?
Post by: Jamie on March 02, 2013, 12:04:04 AM
What an obnoxious turd.
Title: Re: Are You A Dumb Mother F**ker?
Post by: JJretroTONEGOD on March 02, 2013, 12:20:35 AM
this is hilarious, especially the bit 'wow that's bright, that's warm' I just can't take him seriously
Title: Re: Are You A Dumb Mother F**ker?
Post by: JJretroTONEGOD on March 02, 2013, 12:28:44 AM
'rosewood collects dirt like a mother$%&#er' lol
Title: Re: Are You A Dumb Mother F**ker?
Post by: Philly Q on March 02, 2013, 02:21:59 AM
Nice chap.

Judging by the way he gets all out of breath from picking up a Les Paul and dragging a stool a few inches, he's not long for this world.  Shame to lose all that wit and wisdom.
Title: Re: Are You A Dumb Mother F**ker?
Post by: TheyCallMeVolume on March 02, 2013, 01:45:54 PM
Well then...
Title: Re: Are You A Dumb Mother F**ker?
Post by: Ian Price on March 02, 2013, 02:34:16 PM
I've tried watching more. I just can't do it. Possibly my new favourite worst guitar person on the internet.
Title: Re: Are You A Dumb Mother F**ker?
Post by: Philly Q on March 02, 2013, 02:47:28 PM
To be absolutely fair, and ignoring his general demeanour, his initial comments about rosewood versus maple fingerboards are thought-provoking, even if his demonstration doesn't prove much.

But then when he starts going on about inlays supposedly affecting tone.... I've never heard anyone claim that.  Those "dumb mother$%&#ers" don't exist.

And as for his comments about cleaning rosewood fretboards with water.... take a look at an untreated wooden fence or garden gate, see what rain water does to it over time.  Of course oiling wood is going to give some protection against moisture!  By that stage it seems like he's trying to be controversial just for the sake of it.
Title: Re: Are You A Dumb Mother F**ker?
Post by: Ian Price on March 02, 2013, 03:01:33 PM
The problem is that by the time he made those initial comments I'd already decided I didn't like his style of presentation at all. When that happens I normally switch off and roll my eyes.  :roll:
Title: Re: Are You A Dumb Mother F**ker?
Post by: Dmoney on March 02, 2013, 03:03:17 PM
The problem is that by the time he made those initial comments I'd already decided I didn't like his style of presentation at all. When that happens I normally switch off and roll my eyes.  :roll:

+1

On the few I have watched, most notably a review of a Gibson Victory MVX, he's proven that he doesn't know as much as he makes out even if he does raise some points worth thinking about sometimes.
Title: Re: Are You A Dumb Mother F**ker?
Post by: Lezard on March 02, 2013, 06:45:54 PM

But then when he starts going on about inlays supposedly affecting tone.... I've never heard anyone claim that.  Those "dumb mother$%&#ers" don't exist.


I thought he was trying to make the point that if people are saying that the wood the fingerboard is made of has an effect on tone then by that same logic the inlays should also have an effect.
Title: Re: Are You A Dumb Mother F**ker?
Post by: Philly Q on March 02, 2013, 10:42:30 PM
Yeah, you may be right.  I thought he was saying that he'd actually heard people making that claim.

I'm not going to watch it again to find out.  :wink:
Title: Re: Are You A Dumb Mother F**ker?
Post by: AndyR on March 03, 2013, 10:25:03 AM
Oops - I seem to be in the minority :lol:.

I didn't scroll down to read any comments while I was watching because I was enjoying it so much.

Although he did have some interesting points, some of which I might disagree with, some of which I might agree with, and some (most) of which I don't give two figs about... the reason I found it so funny is that I felt he's taking the piss out of everyone, including himself, who takes this stuff so seriously and personally and who  argues about it until the cows come home.

I loved the irreverence of the whole thing, just made me laugh and wonder what he was gonna come out with next... I was half expecting him to use the one that I wheel out every now and then when a tone conversation about stuff that can't really be proved one way or t'other seems to have got a bit "intense" : "don't forget the strap - that has a big effect on the tone..." (obviously there would have been a few extra "motherf*ckers" in his version :lol:)

Thoroughly entertaining. Thanks for posting it :D
Title: Re: Are You A Dumb Mother F**ker?
Post by: Philly Q on March 03, 2013, 10:28:57 AM
Oops - I seem to be in the minority :lol:.

Now you know what it's like for me when people post clips by the beloved Phil X!
Title: Re: Are You A Dumb Mother F**ker?
Post by: AndyR on March 03, 2013, 10:38:11 AM
Oops - I seem to be in the minority :lol:.

Now you know what it's like for me when people post clips by the beloved Phil X!

:lol:

For me, they both have the same "spirit of irreverence" that makes me laugh.

They both know that the secret (to everything) is "do wot you do... some folks'll like it, some won't". Whether they realise that what they do is actually affirming the "loud-mouthed american" image/cliche that I might have in my mind, whether they even care... who knows?! (And it doesn't really matter anyway - "do wot you do...")
Title: Re: Are You A Dumb Mother F**ker?
Post by: Philly Q on March 03, 2013, 11:07:40 AM
I think the difference (Phil Q defends Phil X shocker :o) is that Phil X has none of that "$%&# you" or "I know better than you" attitude.  He is basically (.....pause.....) a nice chap (.....there, I said it).  Just very, very, annoying.

Whereas this Scott Grove bloke is setting out to be obnoxious.  Maybe it's tongue in cheek but I think deep down he means it anyway.

So it's nice irritating guy vs. obnoxious irritating guy.  Phil X FTW.  Amazingly.
Title: Re: Are You A Dumb Mother F**ker?
Post by: JJretroTONEGOD on March 03, 2013, 06:53:54 PM
I think the difference (Phil Q defends Phil X shocker :o) is that Phil X has none of that "$%&# you" or "I know better than you" attitude.  He is basically (.....pause.....) a nice chap (.....there, I said it).  Just very, very, annoying.

Whereas this Scott Grove bloke is setting out to be obnoxious.  Maybe it's tongue in cheek but I think deep down he means it anyway.

So it's nice irritating guy vs. obnoxious irritating guy.  Phil X FTW.  Amazingly.

you aren't on your own about Phil X, he is exceptionally annoying!!! and for me just needs to calm down 99% of the time, I've also wondered if he's a cocaine addict
Title: Re: Are You A Dumb Mother F**ker?
Post by: AndyR on March 04, 2013, 09:05:09 AM
So it's nice irritating guy vs. obnoxious irritating guy.  Phil X FTW.  Amazingly.

You heard it here first folks!! :lol:
Title: Re: Are You A Dumb Mother F**ker?
Post by: dvorak on March 04, 2013, 10:30:23 AM
Since Phil X came up I must say that I didn't like the guy at first either. Then I saw some clinics on youtube where he was really down to earth and a nice guy. Cool guy with a big love for the art of playing guitar.

Example:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mh6xBiGwMs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mh6xBiGwMs)
Title: Re: Are You A Dumb Mother F**ker?
Post by: Ian Price on March 04, 2013, 07:41:03 PM
I think it's quite well known in these parts that I'm a Phil X fan - seeing him live made me like him even more. He comes across as a really nice guy and spent quite a bit of time at the end of the gig chatting with the 'punters' (I hate that word) about guitars in general. Also made a lot of time to sign things for people (no, he didn't sign any of my body parts).

So, whilst I can see why others find him annoying I agree with Philly that he comes across as completely genuine - unlike this Scott Grove bloke. I reckon that with both of them that what you see is what you get.
Title: Re: Are You A Dumb Mother F**ker?
Post by: MDV on March 04, 2013, 10:17:45 PM
he is and always will be retarded. End of.