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At The Back => The Dressing Room => Topic started by: indysmith on March 05, 2006, 11:10:02 AM

Title: Easter Egg Bras
Post by: indysmith on March 05, 2006, 11:10:02 AM
Okay, easter is (apparently) quickly approaching and i was talking about this with my girlfriend yesterday;
How about like easter eggs (in assorted sizes) that you can pull apart (you know easter eggs are usually two halves of an egg stuck together) to reveal string allowing the easter egg to become a bra that you can eat off of her... like eadible panties, but seasonal.
I thought twas a good invention :lol:  - i might go buy some easter eggs and try to make one...
Title: Easter Egg Bras
Post by: sambo on March 05, 2006, 11:12:15 AM
but surely trying to eat them off could result in extreme pain- easter egg chocolate is often quite rugged and taking a hard bite at it could go badly wrong if your mouth was ever so slightly misplaced.
Title: Easter Egg Bras
Post by: indysmith on March 05, 2006, 11:15:18 AM
Quote from: sambo
but surely trying to eat them off could result in extreme pain- easter egg chocolate is often quite rugged and taking a hard bite at it could go badly wrong if your mouth was ever so slightly misplaced.

LMAO - thats a good point... i wasnt thinking of being all that violent about the eating of the chocolate tho...hmmm... we must consider ways to solve this possible problem... maybe it should come with a blowtorch to melt the chocolate a little :D :D :D because thats less dangerous  :P  :roll:
Actually chocolate melts on contact with human skin anyway - we just have to make this chocolate that melts at a lower temperature than usual,so that its soft on her soft bits.
Title: Easter Egg Bras
Post by: sambo on March 05, 2006, 11:21:07 AM
haha indeed. maaaybe.... just maaaybe..... you could leave the easter egg in the airing cupboard for 5 minutes prior to the event. this way, the chocolate would be softer and easier to eat, and it would feel rather pleasant for the wearer.... in fact i might try that myself...
Title: Easter Egg Bras
Post by: hobleguitars on March 05, 2006, 01:59:12 PM
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... in fact i might try that myself...


Sambo, you are most foul.
Title: Easter Egg Bras
Post by: sambo on March 05, 2006, 02:04:40 PM
hey... indy started this.... i merely contributed to the conversation....  :roll:
Title: Easter Egg Bras
Post by: Searcher on March 05, 2006, 04:57:23 PM
Quote from: sambo
haha indeed. maaaybe.... just maaaybe..... you could leave the easter egg in the airing cupboard for 5 minutes prior to the event. this way, the chocolate would be softer and easier to eat, and it would feel rather pleasant for the wearer.... in fact i might try that myself...


Hahahaha!!

Just make sure you've showered first.  Sweaty chocolate can't be good.

(This is possibly the tackiest thread here ever).
Title: Easter Egg Bras
Post by: sambo on March 05, 2006, 05:08:21 PM
urgghhhh sweaty chocolate..... thats just rough.
Title: Easter Egg Bras
Post by: _tom_ on March 05, 2006, 05:23:47 PM
Indeed, even I think it sounds disgusting and I like cold beans which are apparently "wrong"
Title: Easter Egg Bras
Post by: sambo on March 05, 2006, 05:27:12 PM
yer what are you doing in here you filthy mongrel... get outta here..... go on..... shoo!
Title: Easter Egg Bras
Post by: dave_mc on March 05, 2006, 06:01:08 PM
i think ol opened pandora's box by making the dressing room the "off-topic off-topic forum"...

things can only get worse... this'll soon be like the pit on UG

:o
Title: Easter Egg Bras
Post by: sambo on March 05, 2006, 06:07:44 PM
nahhh it'll be fine... dont you worry davey boy.
Title: Easter Egg Bras
Post by: hobleguitars on March 05, 2006, 09:33:55 PM
It seems inevitable that Sambo's gonna get banned.  :lol:
Title: Easter Egg Bras
Post by: indysmith on March 05, 2006, 09:47:34 PM
Quote from: dave_mc
i think ol opened pandora's box by making the dressing room the "off-topic off-topic forum"...

things can only get worse... this'll soon be like the pit on UG

:o


I think as long as this drivel is contained and has its own space, its all good. If yu want a laugh, come check it out once in a while. If you listen to clapton's newer stuff, and have a beard to make up for ur lack of a sense of humour, yu can easily dodge it :lol:
Title: Easter Egg Bras
Post by: sambo on March 05, 2006, 09:50:21 PM
hahaha well said indy.... well said indeed. and yes i think your right hoble.
Title: Easter Egg Bras
Post by: Tinus on March 06, 2006, 12:17:55 AM
So THIS is where you guys hang out, I was wondering why the forum was getting so serious lately :D

The easter egg idea is ehhmmmmm radical, I am a bit worried though about the silver wrapping shocking me through my fillings as I eat my way through. Maybe Wonkabra would be a good name for 'em. This thread however did got my mind running about things to be done with chocolate easter bunnies.
Guess I need to take my pills now  :roll:
Title: Easter Egg Bras
Post by: sambo on March 06, 2006, 08:18:44 AM
yes tinus.... take your pills..... all of them...
Title: Easter Egg Bras
Post by: NPH on March 06, 2006, 08:19:24 AM
Hey - just had a brain wave.

Cold pizza slice g string!

 :lol:

Y'know, wide crust bit at the top, tuck the "tail" end round - More eddible clothing.

She'll love it.






I'll get me coat.

 :roll:
Title: Easter Egg Bras
Post by: sambo on March 06, 2006, 08:20:12 AM
^ahahahahah! thats an excellent idea.... *hands NPH his coat*
Title: Easter Egg Bras
Post by: Kilby on March 06, 2006, 09:13:07 AM
Quote from: NPH
Hey - just had a brain wave.
Cold pizza slice g string!



Which side would the topping reside ?

Rob...
Title: Easter Egg Bras
Post by: NPH on March 06, 2006, 09:17:22 AM
Well, if she's furry, put the cheese in the breeze.

 :lol:
Title: Easter Egg Bras
Post by: _tom_ on March 06, 2006, 12:09:16 PM
Quote from: Tinus
So THIS is where you guys hang out, I was wondering why the forum was getting so serious lately :D

The easter egg idea is ehhmmmmm radical, I am a bit worried though about the silver wrapping shocking me through my fillings as I eat my way through. Maybe Wonkabra would be a good name for 'em. This thread however did got my mind running about things to be done with chocolate easter bunnies.
Guess I need to take my pills now  :roll:


Yeah, I've experienced foil on my filling before and its not pretty - infact its some of the worst pain I've ever been in! So long as the wrappers are off I think these easter egg bra's are good to go, as far as I'm concerned. The cold pizza g-string...interesting..
Title: Easter Egg Bras
Post by: indysmith on March 06, 2006, 12:18:33 PM
COLD PIZZA G-STRING?!?! CHEESE IN THE BREEZE?!?!?! EURGH I THINK IM GONNA BE SICK GUYS
Title: Easter Egg Bras
Post by: Tinus on March 06, 2006, 03:30:05 PM
Quote from: NPH
Well, if she's furry, put the cheese in the breeze.

 :lol:


You need swift medical assistance man....   :crazy2:
I was gonna give you some of my pills but Sambo made me eat 'em all.
Title: Easter Egg Bras
Post by: sambo on March 06, 2006, 03:56:18 PM
haha damn i should have made you save some for this crazy mofo!

NPH if that doesnt get at LEAST a warning then im an alsation with over-excited salivary glands....
Title: Easter Egg Bras
Post by: monkeywalker on March 06, 2006, 06:32:23 PM
going back to the chocolate thing, you can already get body chocolate but it's in sort of a gooey liquid form. not that i know :wink:  :roll:

still it's a cool idea, maybe you could set up your own bussiness that makes chocolate bras for all festive occasions and sell them to ann summers or something. :lol:
Title: Easter Egg Bras
Post by: monkeywalker on March 06, 2006, 06:38:41 PM
Quote from: Tinus
Quote from: NPH
Well, if she's furry, put the cheese in the breeze.

 :lol:


You need swift medical assistance man....   :crazy2:
I was gonna give you some of my pills but Sambo made me eat 'em all.


be careful with sambo dude, pretty soon you'll be making him cups of tea, and if your not careful maybe he'll make you eat a chocolate bra off him!  :lol:  :roll:
Title: Easter Egg Bras
Post by: sambo on March 06, 2006, 06:42:43 PM
dear god your right.... hes trying to lure me in... dont worry monkey i aint having none of it...  :lol:
Title: Easter Egg Bras
Post by: monkeywalker on March 06, 2006, 06:51:29 PM
haha. you can all call me matt by the way. Thats me :D
Title: Easter Egg Bras
Post by: sambo on March 06, 2006, 07:02:20 PM
lol okay dokay. im sam if you hadnt already guessed.
Title: Easter Egg Bras
Post by: monkeywalker on March 06, 2006, 07:13:09 PM
yea dude i guessed, i don't know how though :P

speaking of names, one of my fairly close friends is called Rivkah. how weird is that, well her first name is Vicky but for some reason her parents decided that her second name was better. Not until they had registered her birth though so technically she's called vicky. it's a strange world out there guys!
Title: Easter Egg Bras
Post by: sambo on March 06, 2006, 07:16:15 PM
haha!!! that really is strange.... but what about this for a name

cosmo murray

or alternatively youve got 'nula' whose full name was 'fernula marsh'

 :lol:
Title: Easter Egg Bras
Post by: monkeywalker on March 06, 2006, 07:20:35 PM
cool. some names are crazy!  :roll:
Title: Easter Egg Bras
Post by: 38thBeatle on March 06, 2006, 08:52:02 PM
I encountered a guy once by the name of Wilberforce Stanley Yaidoo. Now thats what I call a nmae.
Title: Easter Egg Bras
Post by: sambo on March 06, 2006, 08:57:15 PM
dear god that is some name...

my grans first name is winnifred haha  :lol:
Title: Easter Egg Bras
Post by: indysmith on March 06, 2006, 08:58:59 PM
Quote from: sambo
my grans first name is winnifred haha  :lol:

+1 LOLOLOLOL. i'm actually not even lying, haha!
my nans are optimists, one is called Win and one is called Joy.
Title: Easter Egg Bras
Post by: sambo on March 06, 2006, 08:59:48 PM
haha win and joy AHAH lol

are you joking though!?!?! thats amazing
Title: Easter Egg Bras
Post by: indysmith on March 06, 2006, 09:06:58 PM
nope i'm completely genuine!!! its amazing huh?  :)
Title: Easter Egg Bras
Post by: sambo on March 06, 2006, 09:09:07 PM
omg thats so cool.... haha.... go winnifred(s)
Title: Easter Egg Bras
Post by: 38thBeatle on March 06, 2006, 09:26:48 PM
my maternal grandmother's maiden name was Gladys Muddle. She was a wonderful woman and I loved her dearly though sadly she died when I was 9 years old.
Title: Easter Egg Bras
Post by: sambo on March 06, 2006, 09:29:39 PM
how many tales of death do you have beatle!!! muddle is a wicked surname...
Title: Easter Egg Bras
Post by: Tinus on March 06, 2006, 10:45:35 PM
Quote from: monkeywalker
Quote from: Tinus
Quote from: NPH
Well, if she's furry, put the cheese in the breeze.

 :lol:


You need swift medical assistance man....   :crazy2:
I was gonna give you some of my pills but Sambo made me eat 'em all.


be careful with sambo dude, pretty soon you'll be making him cups of tea, and if your not careful maybe he'll make you eat a chocolate bra off him!  :lol:  :roll:


Guess it all depends what tea he'll be serving then. I've been known to freak out on Lapsang Souchong (just needed an excuse to get that in) but any other kind is OK
Title: Easter Egg Bras
Post by: sambo on March 06, 2006, 10:47:04 PM
hahaahah!!!! is that actually a type of tea or just completely made up?

Lapsang Souchong

haha  :lol:
Title: Easter Egg Bras
Post by: Tinus on March 06, 2006, 10:48:03 PM
Google it, it IS an actual kind of tea

I knew you were gonna like that one :P
Title: Easter Egg Bras
Post by: Tinus on March 06, 2006, 10:49:57 PM
From the Fujian province of China comes this very distinctive tea with its exotic smoky flavor. After plucking, the leaves are withered over cypress or pine wood fires. After the rolling process, they are placed into wooden barrels until they begin to emit their own pleasant aroma. As a final step they are placed in bamboo baskets and hung on racks over smoky pine fires where they dry and absorb the essence of the smoke.

The finished tea leaves are thick and black and when steeped in hot water produce a bright reddish-orange cup of tea. The flavor is very assertive and appeals to those looking for a bold cup of tea.

In recent years, Lapsang-Souchong has begun to grow in popularity and has become the favorite tea of many who also appreciate single-malt Scotch whisky and fine cigars. It was once known as a man's tea but more and more women are drinking it as well.

Our Lapsang-Souchong tastes particularly good with salty and spicy dishes and also with cheese. Many tea lovers report that they enjoy drinking it outdoors, especially after any intense activity. You may also wish to try adding a pinch of Lapsang-Souchong to a cup of English Breakfast blend to add a whole new layer of flavor notes to savor.
Title: Easter Egg Bras
Post by: sambo on March 06, 2006, 10:51:43 PM
god im not reading that lol....see if youd posted that BEFORE you told me it was tea... i would have read it all... but i took once glance at the first line and instantly rafrained from letting myself get engrossed...
Title: Easter Egg Bras
Post by: Tinus on March 06, 2006, 10:56:46 PM
I thought this was the off-topic off-topic forum? But good for you Sambo, I did have to read it and it's only half entertaining. If only they'd put a reference in on cheesehelmets, pizzastrings or wonkabras it would be much more entertaining.

Now admit that you read it anyway  :gayflag:
Title: Easter Egg Bras
Post by: sambo on March 06, 2006, 10:58:22 PM
well im not gonna admit to something i didnt do..... i will however admit to going back and reading it after ive posted this. your right our fantasised objects would have made for much more interesting reading in that passage.