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At The Back => The Dressing Room => Topic started by: crispsandwich on May 20, 2006, 11:04:46 AM

Title: Another joke.
Post by: crispsandwich on May 20, 2006, 11:04:46 AM

Young Tom and Harry are up late one night and they're watching late night TV while their Mum is in bed. They're really impressed (as kids are) with all the swearing and think it's the coolest thing ever.

So next morning, they're sat down at the breakfast table and their Mum asks them want for breakfast. Suddenly Tom pipes up "S**t Mum, I want cornflakes this morning!" His Mum is absolutely horrified by this and smacks him so hard it sends him flying accross the room. He gets up and runs off, sobbing. Harry sits there, stunned.

Mum then asks Harry "So, what would YOU like fro breakfast young man?". Harry looks up and says "I don't know, but it won't be f**king cornflakes!"



Can't remember where I read that but it cracks me up.

:D

Title: Another joke.
Post by: Crazy_Joe on May 20, 2006, 02:18:18 PM

lol good one!

Title: Another joke.
Post by: dave_mc on May 20, 2006, 06:33:15 PM

:lol:

Title: Re: Another joke.
Post by: plastercaster on May 20, 2006, 09:20:40 PM

Quote from: crispsandwich

His Mum is absolutely horrified by this and smacks him so hard it sends him flying accross the room.

that's one muscly mother

Title: Another joke.
Post by: donovan.x on May 22, 2006, 11:46:23 PM

Tears. lol :D

Title: Another joke.
Post by: Bainzy on May 23, 2006, 11:37:38 AM

lmao