Bare Knuckle Pickups Forum
At The Back => The Dressing Room => Topic started by: Fubar on September 20, 2006, 01:22:25 PM
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1. Put your feet into a bowl full of maggots
2. Drink a cup of lumpy gone-off milk
3. Eat raw chicken
4. Streak at a premiership game
5. Marry a foreigner so they can have a passport
6. Club a seal
7. Put child porn on your dad's PC then shop him to the old bill
8. Have an arm or leg amputated
For me i'd have to say most could be achieved for a bottle of vodka plus expenses.
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"7. Put child porn on your dad's PC then shop him to the old bill "
HAHAH as if anyone would actually do that :lol:
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"7. Put child porn on your dad's PC then shop him to the old bill "
HAHAH as if anyone would actually do that :lol:
Everyone has their price! :lol:
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i think it depends on how hungry i was at the time
or if Tim had just released a whole new range of BKPs :twisted:
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# 5 could be fun. I'll have to run it past my wife.
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i did #3
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well, i've never had an arm or leg amputated......
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i did #3
:D + 1 i`ve also done 2 as well !!
:D 8)
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i did #3
:D + 1 i`ve also done 2 as well !!
:D 8)
That'll teach you for eating at Mcdonalds
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i did #3
:D + 1 i`ve also done 2 as well !!
:D 8)
That'll teach you for eating at Mcdonalds
naw.. i jut wondered why the cats were going so bonkers over it so i chewed a couple of pieces.
i also ate dog and cat snacks for leisure, cos i wanted something salty and we didnt have any chips or peanuts at home. the dog wasnt happy.
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i did #3
:D + 1 i`ve also done 2 as well !!
:D 8)
That'll teach you for eating at Mcdonalds
:D
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I was very drunk at the time !!!
:D 8)
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LMAO
i dont do stupid stuff like that while drunk
i do it while i'm sober
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I flip burgers/meat on the bbq with my hands when I'm drunk :? Probably means I've also done #2 as I'm not exactly the greatest chef :)
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Man, I've lived a sheltered life.
I have, however, seen grown men drink each other's vomit.
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I managed to do 2 & 3 at various points in time (though #2 wasn't from a cup)
Questions
Do I have to run while streaking (I hate running)
will somebody pay for me to get to that baby seal (damn their big round eyes) or allow me to substitute my landladys cats ?
Porn to my son is almost any Xbox game so does that count ?
Can I claim some payment for 2 & 3
Rob...
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Can I claim some payment for 2 & 3
It might be worth checking if there are government handouts for this sort of thing...
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1. Put your feet into a bowl full of maggots £30
2. Drink a cup of lumpy gone-off milk £9000
3. Eat raw chicken £300,000
4. Streak at a premiership game £1
5. Marry a foreigner so they can have a passport £42.67
6. Club a seal £free
7. Put child porn on your dad's PC then shop him to the old bill £9million
8. Have an arm or leg amputated £1million leg, £90billion arm