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At The Back => The Dressing Room => Topic started by: FELINEGUITARS on February 01, 2007, 11:56:55 AM

Title: Unclyclopedia
Post by: FELINEGUITARS on February 01, 2007, 11:56:55 AM

More fun than Wikipedia, but not to be taken seriously

heres one entry

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Guitar

Title: Unclyclopedia
Post by: Muzzzz on February 01, 2007, 12:04:18 PM

Hahahahahahh!

GREAT find!



On John Petrucci:

Wikipedia:
He was a largely self-taught guitarist who developed his skills through attempts to match the skill of his idols, who included Steve Morse, Steve Howe, Steve Vai, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Al Di Meola, Alex Lifeson, Dave Murray, Allan Holdsworth. He has jokingly referred to his guitar idols as "the Steves and the Als".

Uncyclopedia
He was a largely self-taught guitarist who developed his skills through attempts to match the skill of his idols, who included Steve Vai, Steve Howe, Stephen V of Hungary, Stephen Harper, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Weird Al Yankovich, Steve-O, Stephen A. Smith, Al Gore and Steve Irwin. He has jokingly referred to his guitar idols as "the Steves and the Als".

AWESOME!!  :D:D:D:D:D:D:D

Title: Unclyclopedia
Post by: Muzzzz on February 01, 2007, 12:16:18 PM

Oh my God there are too many good quotes to post! But I'll try.. :D

"John has released a video, "Rock Discipline", which, he claims, instructs the audience on playing guitar. It covers warm-up exercises, exercises to avoid injury, sweeping, power cords, extension cords and other miscellaneous (but somewhat random) aspects of life."

 :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

Feline rocks!

Title: Unclyclopedia
Post by: Kepu on February 01, 2007, 01:42:22 PM

we have similiar to this in Finland
it's called Hikipedia instead of Wikipedia, you gotta be a finn to understand the meaning of the name tho

uncyclopedia is cool, but I prefer hikipedia :lol:

Title: Unclyclopedia
Post by: willo on February 01, 2007, 11:33:18 PM

I think the best one is if you search 'nihilism':

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Nihilism

 :lol:

Title: Unclyclopedia
Post by: maverickf1jockey on February 02, 2007, 06:30:17 AM

The page is blank...

Title: Unclyclopedia
Post by: 38thBeatle on February 02, 2007, 07:33:25 AM

:)

Title: Unclyclopedia
Post by: Ratrod on February 02, 2007, 12:09:50 PM

:lol:  :lol:  :lol:

Great stuff.

Title: Unclyclopedia
Post by: Muzzzz on February 02, 2007, 12:28:16 PM

Quote

The page is blank...

Definition of nihilism:

"commonly defined as “belief in nothing” or “denial of existence” (see also philosophical skepticism) or the view that value and meaning do not exist."

 :P  :P

Title: Unclyclopedia
Post by: Kilby on February 02, 2007, 04:58:25 PM

Quote from: willo

I think the best one is if you search 'nihilism':

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Nihilism

 :lol:

I started laughing at that in work last night and everybody thought I had totally lost it.

My track of the day is now Travels in Nilhon by XTC

Title: Unclyclopedia
Post by: BloodMountain on February 02, 2007, 05:29:37 PM

On Chewbacca:

Quote

“LWAAARGH NIIIUUIUFGHRHHR UNGRHRRRHRR!!”

    ~ Chewbacca on Chewbacca

“If Chewbacca doesn't make sense, you must acquit.”

    ~ Johnnie Cochran on Chewbacca

“Oh baby, do it to me again”

    ~ Rupert Murdoch on Chewbacca

“Beep Beep Dop Beep”

    ~ R2-D2 on Explaining how Chewbacca used him as a sex toy

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Jewbacca

haha that picture cracks me up!

BM