Bare Knuckle Pickups Forum
At The Back => The Dressing Room => Topic started by: maliciousteve on March 02, 2007, 04:11:33 PM
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Hey guys. Haven't posted much on here lately. Me and the ex-girlfriend got back together at the start of last month. Things were really great and we were both really happy together. Then she ended up breaking up with me again last tuesday due to her not being able to properly move on from her ex-boyfriend even though she said she had (we accidently bumped into him at a pub the week before and it apparently brought it all back).
So, I feel pretty cr@ppy. So I call on you guys to cheer me up :D I'm off out with my mates tonight to drink a mixture of beer, Jack Daniels and possibly Cider (Magners, oh yes). So do your worst :lol:
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Could be worse, you could be in this band:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnBw0wTLK3M
:lol:
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Those guys ruled.
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/pizza.php
That always cheers me up
Hope you feel better soon.
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:lol: the drums remind me of my nans old dryer
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D'ya reckon they came in in a public telephone box en route from the middle ages to rescue the princesses?
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Could be worse, you could be in this band:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnBw0wTLK3M
:lol:
:lol:! Now that could cheer anyone up!
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Haha, Jurzum... they are class!
It's like 10 times funnier when you know what they say, but it's all in finnish so 'might' be a bit hard for you :P
I'll do my best and try to translate them :lol:
The bold judge guy -
[F]: Antaa palaa!
[E]: Let it roll!
The vocalist/bassist -
*some random german talking about their band*
*the guitarist plays some few power chords*
One of the judges -
[F]: Hyvä biisi, noni seuraava!
[E]: Great song, alright next one!
*Jurzum starts to play*
after a while there's some random shouts like
[F]: Noni nyt saa riittää! [E]: Alright that's enough!
[F]: Turpa kiinni! [E]: Shut the f*ck up!
[F]: Soittakaa Paranoid saatana! [E]: Play the f*ckin' Paranoid
and so on
*the bold judge takes the mic away from the singer*
one of the judges -
[F]: Ei helvetti soikoon! Soittakaa nyt se Paranoid, ei tota jaksa kuunnella! Toi on liian itsestään selvää - liian itsestään selvää - itsestään selvää. Paranoid ja vittuun sieltä!
[E]: Oh dammit! Play the Paranoid, no-one wants to listen to that! That's too obvious - too obvious - obvius. Play the Paranoid and get the f*ck out of there!
*the bold judge guy brings the mic again*
some random laughing
*the guitarist plays one note*
one of the judges -
[F]: Paras Paranoid ikinä, vittu! Loistava, noni painukaa helvettiin sieltä niin!
[E]: The best Paranoid ever, dammit! Brilliant, alright get the hell out of there!
*the guitarist messes up*
the one judge shouts something random
the guitarist-
[F]: Oota nyt, mä en osaa!
[E]: Wait for a second, I can't play it!
*the band plays it horribly*
the bold judge guy comes to interupt and says to the mic-
[F]: Laula sinä, se vois mennä paremmin!
[E]: You sing it, it might be better!
guitarist mumbles to the mic-
[F]: Joo, nyt tota...
[E]: Yea, alright so...
the judge shouts-
[F]: Ja alusta!
[E]: From the beginning!
*laughs and random shouts from the crowd*
[F]: YY, KAA, KOO, NEE!
[E]: ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR!
*the band starts to play again*
they stop and the guitarist says-
[F]: Tää biisi menee muuten Teenille.
[E]: This song is dedicated to Teeni by the way.
one of the judges-
[F]: Noniin, se oli siinä sitten! Painukaa helvettiin, kiitoksia! Helvettiin te kuuulutteki...
[E]: Alright, that was it! Go to hell, thank you! You really belong in hell...
the comments of the other judges are extremely funny too but they're so long so I'll put just some bits of them
the judge with short hair-
[F]: Joo kyl niinku, lavaesiintymisestä täytyy sanoo että teiän täytyy panostaa siihen että te olisitte vielä vähemmän uskottavia, jollain tavalla, mä en tiiä miten mut kyl se löytyy sisältä se vastaus.
[E]: Yea, I must say about the stage presence that you must put input into it so you would be even less non believable (<-- don't know if that's a real word for this situation), I don't know how but I'm sure you'll find the answer from inside of you
the judge with beard and long hair (a celebrity in Finland)-
*after talking for short time about the song's title*
[F]: Sen lisäks et jätkä oli lintsannu musiikki tunnit nii ei sitä oo englannin kielen tunneillakaan käyty...
[E]: On top of that you've not attended to music classes, you've not really visited the english classes either...
the vocalist/guitarist interupts-
[F]: Siks me lauletaanki saksaks.
[E]: That's why we sing in german.
*after talkin about the guitarist's and drummer's black metal 'make-ups'*
[F]: Sanotaan näin että jos paskuudella on monumentti niin te rakensitte jotain Himalajan kokoluokkaa, niinku alisuoriutumisen vuoriston
[E]: Let's say that if cr@ppiness would have a moment, you built up one of them size of Himalaya, like the mountain range of underachievement
the vocalist says-
[F]: Se elannonsaanti olis liian kaupallista
[E]: Making money out of it would be too mainstream
there's some more very funny stuff there but it's already 2 minutes to midnight (1:10 am actually) so you can quess that I'm very tired...
and for you to get more hang of the basic 'cursing' words in finnish: :P
Vittu = F*ck
Hitto = D*mn
Helvetti = Hell
Hemmetti = Heck
Saatana = Satan
Perkele = ?not really sure? it's kinda like the devil
sorry for my bad english and extremely long post :lol:
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I'm back from the pub and here's a funny story!
So i'd been drinking quite alot and I needed to go to the toilet. I was in there for 5 seconds when some one said 'open the door'
I said 'one sec mate"
He said 'No! now!"
I said "im having a piss!"
He kicked the door down and said you've been in here for too long i'm gonna do a drug search on you.
He told me to empty all my pockets and keep everything in my hands.
So :P
I pulled everything out, Money, Phone, Wallet, Condoms I had left over, MP3 player, Keys and.......
My friends Panty Liner lol! which i took from her as a laugh
He proceeded to laugh his head off and realised that I was actually just drunk and going to the toilet.
He cut my bloody hand though from kicking the door in, the dick head. Quite a funny story, all my friends couldn't stop laughing when I told them.
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He kicked the door down and said you've been in here for too long i'm gonna do a drug search on you.
Who the f*ck was he to do that? Just some bouncer guy? :?
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dude take a picture of the cut and sue them, no matter how small it is.... afew grand should cheer you up....
and dont worry dude women are the most $%&#ed up things ever.... :wink:
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He kicked the door down and said you've been in here for too long i'm gonna do a drug search on you.
Who the f*ck was he to do that? Just some bouncer guy? :?
Yeah a bouncer for the pub. I did refuse to open the door, but that was because I was busy standing with my fella out getting rid of the beer :lol: I didn't exactly have the option of turning round and opening the door.
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Should have finished it off down his leg.
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think you need to find a new pub :roll:
I was in a (shite) Newcastle pub one time and the bouncer looked over the cubicle to check up on me while I was taking a piss - wtf? Unsurprisingly he got a mouthful of abuse (everyone is a tough guy when they're pissed, haha)
:lol:
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Could be worse, you could be in this band:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnBw0wTLK3M
:lol:
Check out this band then :lol:
http://www.abrutis.com/video.php?id=752
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Could be worse, you could be in this band:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnBw0wTLK3M
:lol:
Check out this band then :lol:
http://www.abrutis.com/video.php?id=752
hahahahahaha both rule!!!!!! hahaha
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I sincerely hope it was a rehearsal or setting up, it's too pathetic.... i always end up having pity :roll: