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Title: Joke time ~ im bored help me out here
Post by: Transcend on July 20, 2007, 11:58:03 AM
its friday at work which always goes slow especially with the tiny amount of orders weve had this week...theres no work to do at all....

so lets tell each other jokes

heres one

I had an interesting experience recently involving an "older" woman I
met at a bar.

She looked pretty darn HOT for 57. She was drinking quite a bit, and
while we were chatting, she came right out and asked me if I'd ever
had a "Sportsman's Double"--a mother and daughter threesome!
I said no, but she might be able to talk me into it.

So she slams back one last drink, wipes her mouth, and looking
directly into my eyes, she tells me, "Tonight's your lucky night."


So we go back to her place, she clicks on the hall light right as we
enter, and she shouts upstairs, "Mom! You still awake?"
Title: Joke time ~ im bored help me out here
Post by: WezV on July 20, 2007, 12:49:00 PM
I havnt really got any jokes to tell - but thoroughly understand the friday boredom!!  

I teach VI form and the end of year after exams is a bit of a joke - for 6 weeks i do half the normal amount of lessons and very little work and spend the time thinking about what i could be doing at home

All leading up to today, the last day of term and possibly the longest and most pointless day that exists!!!


i cant really complain though, i have the next 6 weeks fo focus on various guitar projects and generally lounge about at home . . .  great stuff - just gotta get through the next 2 hours
Title: Joke time ~ im bored help me out here
Post by: Transcend on July 20, 2007, 12:54:03 PM
Quote from: WezV
I havnt really got any jokes to tell - but thoroughly understand the friday boredom!!  

I teach VI form and the end of year after exams is a bit of a joke - for 6 weeks i do half the normal amount of lessons and very little work and spend the time thinking about what i could be doing at home

All leading up to today, the last day of term and possibly the longest and most pointless day that exists!!!


i cant really complain though, i have the next 6 weeks fo focus on various guitar projects and generally lounge about at home . . .  great stuff - just gotta get through the next 2 hours


Lucky you im stuck here for another 6 hours.

i wish i got 6 weeks off work that would be awesome.
Title: Joke time ~ im bored help me out here
Post by: WezV on July 20, 2007, 01:04:51 PM
i still call it 6 weeks of work but i will be very busy - i have 3-4 guitars to get built in that time and 2 to finish off . . .   but at least i get to do it from home and work to my own schedule!!!
Title: Joke time ~ im bored help me out here
Post by: Transcend on July 20, 2007, 02:41:49 PM
thats good. i just got a pay rise and told i can now finish at 5 so i earn the same money so less hours now starting today :D
Title: Joke time ~ im bored help me out here
Post by: WezV on July 20, 2007, 02:53:13 PM
I am getting out of here as soon as possible today - probably be 3.30 even if that means i have do dodge the odd egg!!
Title: Joke time ~ im bored help me out here
Post by: Will on July 20, 2007, 03:18:19 PM
Quote from: WezV
I havnt really got any jokes to tell - but thoroughly understand the friday boredom!!  

I teach VI form and the end of year after exams is a bit of a joke - for 6 weeks i do half the normal amount of lessons and very little work and spend the time thinking about what i could be doing at home

All leading up to today, the last day of term and possibly the longest and most pointless day that exists!!!

atleast you can make students do stupid stuff, i have been forced to go to school all this week to watch presentations! and my father will now be nagging me to get on with work on the farm, so i get no 6week holiday.
17hrs a day of going up and down a field
Title: Joke time ~ im bored help me out here
Post by: Ratrod on July 20, 2007, 06:10:49 PM
You stole that joke from amazingjokes.com didn't you?

Just like I stole this one:

Why it's important to understand English

I had a bunch of Canadian dollars I needed to exchange, so I went to the currency exchange window at the local bank.
Short line.
Just one lady in front of me. . .an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars and she was a little irritated . . .
She asked the teller, "Why it change?? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen. Today I get hunat eighty?? Why it change?"
The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations".
The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people, too!"
Title: Joke time ~ im bored help me out here
Post by: Crazy_Joe on July 20, 2007, 07:10:09 PM
^ Hahhahahahha, Hate growth your one is funny as hell too but it's sick as!!