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indysmith

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« on: March 05, 2006, 11:10:02 AM »
Okay, easter is (apparently) quickly approaching and i was talking about this with my girlfriend yesterday;
How about like easter eggs (in assorted sizes) that you can pull apart (you know easter eggs are usually two halves of an egg stuck together) to reveal string allowing the easter egg to become a bra that you can eat off of her... like eadible panties, but seasonal.
I thought twas a good invention :lol:  - i might go buy some easter eggs and try to make one...
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« Reply #1 on: March 05, 2006, 11:12:15 AM »
but surely trying to eat them off could result in extreme pain- easter egg chocolate is often quite rugged and taking a hard bite at it could go badly wrong if your mouth was ever so slightly misplaced.

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« Reply #2 on: March 05, 2006, 11:15:18 AM »
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but surely trying to eat them off could result in extreme pain- easter egg chocolate is often quite rugged and taking a hard bite at it could go badly wrong if your mouth was ever so slightly misplaced.

LMAO - thats a good point... i wasnt thinking of being all that violent about the eating of the chocolate tho...hmmm... we must consider ways to solve this possible problem... maybe it should come with a blowtorch to melt the chocolate a little :D :D :D because thats less dangerous  :P  :roll:
Actually chocolate melts on contact with human skin anyway - we just have to make this chocolate that melts at a lower temperature than usual,so that its soft on her soft bits.
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« Reply #3 on: March 05, 2006, 11:21:07 AM »
haha indeed. maaaybe.... just maaaybe..... you could leave the easter egg in the airing cupboard for 5 minutes prior to the event. this way, the chocolate would be softer and easier to eat, and it would feel rather pleasant for the wearer.... in fact i might try that myself...

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« Reply #4 on: March 05, 2006, 01:59:12 PM »
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... in fact i might try that myself...


Sambo, you are most foul.
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« Reply #5 on: March 05, 2006, 02:04:40 PM »
hey... indy started this.... i merely contributed to the conversation....  :roll:

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« Reply #6 on: March 05, 2006, 04:57:23 PM »
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haha indeed. maaaybe.... just maaaybe..... you could leave the easter egg in the airing cupboard for 5 minutes prior to the event. this way, the chocolate would be softer and easier to eat, and it would feel rather pleasant for the wearer.... in fact i might try that myself...


Hahahaha!!

Just make sure you've showered first.  Sweaty chocolate can't be good.

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« Reply #7 on: March 05, 2006, 05:08:21 PM »
urgghhhh sweaty chocolate..... thats just rough.

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« Reply #8 on: March 05, 2006, 05:23:47 PM »
Indeed, even I think it sounds disgusting and I like cold beans which are apparently "wrong"

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« Reply #9 on: March 05, 2006, 05:27:12 PM »
yer what are you doing in here you filthy mongrel... get outta here..... go on..... shoo!

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« Reply #10 on: March 05, 2006, 06:01:08 PM »
i think ol opened pandora's box by making the dressing room the "off-topic off-topic forum"...

things can only get worse... this'll soon be like the pit on UG

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« Reply #11 on: March 05, 2006, 06:07:44 PM »
nahhh it'll be fine... dont you worry davey boy.

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« Reply #12 on: March 05, 2006, 09:33:55 PM »
It seems inevitable that Sambo's gonna get banned.  :lol:
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« Reply #13 on: March 05, 2006, 09:47:34 PM »
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i think ol opened pandora's box by making the dressing room the "off-topic off-topic forum"...

things can only get worse... this'll soon be like the pit on UG

:o


I think as long as this drivel is contained and has its own space, its all good. If yu want a laugh, come check it out once in a while. If you listen to clapton's newer stuff, and have a beard to make up for ur lack of a sense of humour, yu can easily dodge it :lol:
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« Reply #14 on: March 05, 2006, 09:50:21 PM »
hahaha well said indy.... well said indeed. and yes i think your right hoble.