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« Reply #15 on: March 06, 2006, 11:41:41 PM »
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« Reply #16 on: March 07, 2006, 05:45:45 AM »
Cheese is milk with a yeast infection.  :P

Pranks are cool, though.  Oh, the practical jokes I've pulled on old flatmates.  The simplest ones are the best.
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« Reply #17 on: March 07, 2006, 11:42:18 AM »
Hahahahah I can just imagine someone running around a party rolling cheese! Sounds awesome, can I come :P

As for practical jokes, this isnt that great realyl but it annoys people. Take a printscreen of a mates computer desktop, then move all of the icons and folders etc on the screen into one existing folder on the desktop. Now set the saved printscreen as the background. When they try to click on icons it wont work  :D You could also minimize the task bar aswell so they cant even click on start  :lol:

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« Reply #18 on: March 07, 2006, 04:08:05 PM »
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So enjoy our nations' most famous export product bar one (which I DO like btw) while I'm chuffed about another hunk of milk gone bad has left my country.


So what dutch export do you like then ?

Clogs (nope)
Geneva (nope)
Cheese (by your own admission nope)
Amstel (it's not exported it's brewed abroad now)
Drunken English Stag Parties (nope than's a Dutch Import)
Canals
Stoned French & German people

Ermmm I'm running out of options here. !

Err I'm left with caps or porn

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« Reply #19 on: March 07, 2006, 04:13:09 PM »
CLOGS ARE AWESOME!!! how dare you slate the name of the holy symbol or dutch heritage that is 'clogs'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?  :evil:  :x

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« Reply #20 on: March 07, 2006, 04:21:15 PM »
i hate to say it but sambo's right man, ur stepping right out of line! :O
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« Reply #21 on: March 07, 2006, 04:27:56 PM »
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CLOGS ARE AWESOME!!! how dare you slate the name of the holy symbol or dutch heritage that is 'clogs'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?  :evil:  :x


You do realise that the French lay claim to wooden footware, with the sabot.

Any shoe good enough for Brian May, come to think of it Mr May seems to be a real nice guy (he had a conversation with my son in the airport last year) so I won't take the piss.

Though thinking about it I think my dislike of clogs comes from the wife hitting me with one of hers (across the back of the head).

Personally I wooden believe anybody would lay claim to the bloody things(Yeah I know I had to say it)

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« Reply #22 on: March 07, 2006, 04:32:23 PM »
you and your bloody puns.... honestly....

i would lay claim to clogs if i had a claim to make..... i.e. if i was dutch.....

and as for the french sabot- well it wasnt about wooden footware in general it was just clogs- so the french sabot thingy is irrelevant.....

how did your son talk to brian may? t'was probably a look-a-like....

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« Reply #23 on: March 07, 2006, 05:00:11 PM »
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As for practical jokes, this isnt that great realyl but it annoys people. Take a printscreen of a mates computer desktop, then move all of the icons and folders etc on the screen into one existing folder on the desktop. Now set the saved printscreen as the background. When they try to click on icons it wont work  :D You could also minimize the task bar aswell so they cant even click on start  :lol:


 :lol:

that's a good one

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« Reply #24 on: March 07, 2006, 05:00:30 PM »
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and as for the french sabot- well it wasnt about wooden footware in general it was just clogs- so the french sabot thingy is irrelevant.....

how did your son talk to brian may? t'was probably a look-a-like....


if ( shoe_material != 'wood' && origin != 'dutch')
   {
      printf ("\t It is not a clog !\n");
   }
   else
   {
      printf ("\t It is a clog !\n");
   }

Doo deee dooo dooo (Off to the twilight zone we call further off topic)

William, my son was coming over to visit me in London last June, and Queen had been playing a gig the night before.

The Queen entourage was infront of william and the wife, and she pointed out Brian May, and told him who he was. Anyway William said somthink like "I wish I had my guitar with me" (he has his own 3/4 sized strat).

Anyway somebody from the Queen party must have heard this because after william was left through security (he was travelling by himself), Brian May came up and introduced himself.

Something to the effect of "My names Brian May and I play guitar too" though after a couple of minutes Brian was called for boarding his flight and had to go.

So when William arrived at Heathrow he had the story to tell. William said that he didn't think it would have been too cool to ask for an autograph, but didn't have time to ask for a guitar pick (I later explained that Brian used a sixpence).

All in all it shows Brian to be a really nice guy, and the Queen staff to be very kind and considerate people. Certainly it was a big day for a 10 year old.

Doo dee dooo dooo (normal proggramming is now being resumed.)
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« Reply #25 on: March 07, 2006, 05:05:36 PM »
touching story.... really is.....

but what in the world was going on before that little tale was told?!?!?!?!??!

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« Reply #26 on: March 08, 2006, 08:23:47 AM »
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touching story.... really is.....

but what in the world was going on before that little tale was told?!?!?!?!??!


As for the Queen business, it's a nice story and shows that success dosn't spoil some people (thats a nice thing to be reminded of).

Just a little C source to help you decide if a shoe is a clog or not

basically if the shoe isn't wooden and it isn't dutch it prints not a clog

otherwise print it is a clog.

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« Reply #27 on: March 08, 2006, 10:59:02 AM »
I actually understood that  :o I dont know if I should be happy or ashamed by my apparent geekiness!

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« Reply #28 on: March 08, 2006, 01:03:23 PM »
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I actually understood that  :o I dont know if I should be happy or ashamed by my apparent geekiness!


I'm actually disgusted that I could remember any C in the first place

Though logically the program is wrong as far as I am concerned

Basically if a shoe is made from wood it's a bloody clog, though of course the French will lay claim to ownship of clogs as well as everything else.

I'm still wondering which dutch export that Tinus is referring to though.

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« Reply #29 on: March 08, 2006, 02:20:12 PM »
I dont even know any programming language unless a bit of html counts. Its just pretty obvious if you read it  :P