Kirk hammet, so I could hide his wah.
Matt heafy, so I could knock him out.
James hetfield, cos it would be awesome
Dallas toler wade (Nile), cos he seems cool and is one of the finest metal rhythm guitarists, if not the finest, on the planet
Paul Ryan (Origin) for the same reasons.
Aaron turner to kick back and layer some harmonies and huge buildups over a few joints.
Kerry king to block his trem
Rodrigo y gabriella, for a chill out break and to hit on gabriella
Malmsteen, but only cos I figure he must know some good places to eat.
Paul gilbert, cos he seems really cool AND hes an awesome player.
Tommy emanuel, to sit there and do nothing with my jaw in my lap, reconsidering whether or not I can really consider myself a guitarist at all.
Hahhaaahaha, most hillarious thread I read in a LONG time, well done!!
Hide Kirk's Wah .... LOOOOL