Not that useless I reckon :D
I believe the stock answer for the music you're playing is Mules (or also maybe Stormy Mondays? not played them myself) - but then alder??!
I originally put my Mules in an Epiphone LP made of basswood, which I suspect might be similar, found them a bit lacking in "chunkiness". The Mules found a very happy home in a Tokai Love Rock. If I was going to BKP the Epi again, I would be looking at Blackdogs or Emeralds myself...
Well, dheim, either we're both as useless as each other - or heading in vaguely the right direction :lol:
Anyway, welcome to the forum skamaniac :D