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For the UMPTEETH $%&#ING TIME (whoever is reading, lurking, spreading nonsense) warpigs are NOT MUDDY, not in mahogany, not in anything. Lots of bass and not as tight or clear as other bare knuckles =/= mud. They still KILL the majority of other pickups on the market for clarity.
Dimezacks suggestion isnt a bad one; the painkillers are in the right place, but I have qualms about the nailbombs in the LP, not because they dont work or bring the versatility, they do, but because if your pinches have to be "of [sic] the hook" then there are much better BKs for it - miracle man, painkiller and c-pig. All are quite versatile (the miracle man probably the least so, actually), all can scream like a 10 dollar whore, all are capable of being heavy as $%&#, but if you want rock and metal and cleans and screaming harmonics in the same guitar, all sounding good as they're going to get from one pickup, thats a painkiller bridge as well.
LP: PK bridge, cold sweat neck
Exp: PK set
And, no, they wont sound the same in the bridge position: BKs let a lot of the guitars sound through, they will still be quite different.