No, no, no and no.
Sorry.
This is all my fault. I got a pre release aftermath to try out and I blabbed and underestimated the blab-spreading coefficient. I have 2 of them and there is one other lucky chap that managed to get one before the kybosh was put on the pre-release orders, and one other fella that Tim also offered it to. Other than us 3, my understanding is that no one gets one before release.
I also gave it the name Aftermath, and I dont know with complete certainty that that will be its name on release.
Its not a modified cold sweat, its a new design.
So anyway, they arent available yet. You'll know when they are.