No don't worry. I actually found it very funny and kind of livened up my day haha! I'm very sure there's many people here who could help you. Just request in the other thread for a moderator to delete it and you should be fine.
I'm not too familiar with the sounds you're after, but if I'm right, Matt from Muse uses the Nailbombs, so maybe that could be a starting point to work from?
I hear the Abraxas is a great starting point for Andy Timmons style tones, so maybe that may not be aggressive enough. I personally have the Emerald combo which is the most versatile set of pickups I have ever played. It's hard to describe, but a bit of research goes a long way.
Hope you manage to find what you're looking for though.