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Kilby

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« Reply #30 on: March 27, 2006, 10:45:35 AM »
Just use one of them as a hotplate though I suppose it's resistance may vary depending on it's urine content.

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I'm officially in a vile mood due to a cats fetish party
« Reply #31 on: March 31, 2006, 12:24:28 PM »
I have 3 cats, and used to have 5.  Are these cats fixed?  If not, you're pretty much screwed and they're going to spray all over the place no matter what.  If they've been pissing everywhere for a long time it will be extremely hard to break that habit as well.  Here's how I'd try however.

Is the cat litter dirty?  Change the cat litter often.  Sometimes cats will piss on things because their cat boxes are too dirty.

After ensuring you have clean litter, go to a pet store and buy something to eliminate cat piss odor and apply it to the worst places you can find.  If a spot smells like piss already, often a cat will piss there again and again.  If it doesn't smell, sometimes they'll stop.

One caveat to my advice: it hasn't worked for me.  One of my cats pisses on things in our house.  We've tried everything short of electrocuting his nads to get him to stop.  If he's mad at you he'll piss on you while you sleep.  Now THAT is something to get angry about.  We just throw him in the shower and turn on the water and spray him when that happens.  Is it a deterrent?  Who knows, but it's satisfying to watch him squirm and has perhaps help prevent me from strangling the life out of him.  He's 16 years old and we're holding off on things like buying new furniture etc... until he passes on

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« Reply #32 on: March 31, 2006, 02:02:57 PM »
Quote from: Spleen
I have 3 cats, and used to have 5.  Are these cats fixed?  If not, you're pretty much screwed and they're going to spray all over the place no matter what.  If they've been pissing everywhere for a long time it will be extremely hard to break that habit as well.  Here's how I'd try however.



The sad thing is I have been around cats all my life and have never had to put up with the fluids, semi solids and solids I have experianced over the last few weeks.

I believe they have been fixed, but one of them can only be described as retarded (the main suspect) he is a Abassinian (pardon the phonetic spelling) and as dumb as a rock.

The landlady actually says things like when you feed the cats you have to stroke them or they won't eat. WTF they won't eat because they are over fed (she insists that they need a minimum of 2 meals a day).

As for litter they have clean litter and also 24 hour access to the outside world.

Grrrr, the Thames is 10 metres away, perhaps a short flight (say around 40 feet) and a swim would cure things.

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« Reply #33 on: March 31, 2006, 04:33:13 PM »
only if its a permanent 'swim'.....  :roll:  :wink:

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« Reply #34 on: April 07, 2006, 02:31:38 AM »
One thing I've found is that male cats tend to be cleaner, but cats get lazier with age so avoid walking outside so cr@p somewhere in the house. One of mine cr@ps on the carpet if her litter tray is slightly dirty (costs me a fortune in litter), although the male cat is much cleaner - the sound of my hifi or guitar amp sends him nuts and he charges about the house. Be thankful you don't live with a cat like my friend has - he's a big fat $%&#er (on steroids for asthma) and has a twisted spine so can't wash his arse so he drags his arse across the carpet!

Orange peel doesn't always work. The sprays are much better than natural remedies.  I couldn't inflict dirty cats on a tennant as I'd feel guilty charging rent.