Pink Floyd

[Philly Q]

The thing is, is suspect you'd hear and feel the difference most when the guitar's unplugged.

[Jamie]

"this thing will cause total eargasm, and other gasm's too. your girlfriend and others girlfriends will run screaming at you the second you play a D chord, and sex you into a coma"

You wouldn't happen to erm... know of any product that would do that do you? Please?  :D

[Afghan Dave]

"this thing will cause total eargasm, and other gasm's too. your girlfriend and others girlfriends will run screaming at you the second you play a D chord, and sex you into a coma"

You wouldn't happen to erm... know of any product that would do that do you? Please?  :D

Here you go..

[Jamie]

"this thing will cause total eargasm, and other gasm's too. your girlfriend and others girlfriends will run screaming at you the second you play a D chord, and sex you into a coma"

You wouldn't happen to erm... know of any product that would do that do you? Please?  :D

Here you go..

 :lol:

Right, now the next question is would I be able to purchase all of that with the £7.37 I have in bank?

[Afghan Dave]

Right, now the next question is would I be able to purchase all of that with the £7.37 I have in bank?

£3.99! Then spend the £3.38 you have left on a cheap cider...

http://www.find-me-a-gift.co.uk/gifts/money-toilet-roll.html?gclid=COGw1Kf-mLsCFYbHtAodSlAAeQ#utm_source=froogle&utm_medium=free&utm_term=Money+Toilet+Roll+-+Dollar+Bill+Toilet+Paper

[JDC]

It's not how much you have it's how you spend it

ie say you're at a bar and your charisma isn't enough for the girl to be attracted to you, just take out your louis vuitton wallet and buy a posh bottle of champagne

My wingman has a rich friend who always buys 2 bottles of champagne on a night out, at first the girls are not interested in him because he's short... soon as the expensive bottles come out it's a different story

[Philly Q]

My wingman has a rich friend who always buys 2 bottles of champagne on a night out, at first the girls are not interested in him because he's short... soon as the expensive bottles come out it's a different story

Ah, but are they the kind of girls who are really worth impressing?

[JDC]

Just keep it casual and build up the rotation until the right girl comes along ;)