I read " I had my first bunk-up with Elton.." and for a micro second was a little concerned that Elton would have perhaps used and abused you Johnny but read on and saw that it was Deb the dog though I am not sure if that is a relief.
Well it is opposed to Elton. She wasn't a dog in the canine sense, just rough! :lol:
Well the title of this thread is 'Care to share a shocking secret'
I've not read anything remotely shocking yet so I thought I'd take things in another direction! :D