haha. I almost feel like you're suggesting i'm an @asshat.
I'm interested in how these things work. My main issue with TG's was the cost. It was too much for me to try them, and If I did, the cost would have felt like a bit of a weight that might have skewed my view on them. wanting them to be comparable or better than a valve because of how much money I spent, like having some psychosomatic effect. That's just how I'd feel though. Going off the sound clips I couldn't really justify taking the plunge, I just didn't want to risk the money, and I had some other reasons too. me and you have been through this before so lets not do it again. haha. I'm not saying the TG's are bad, I've never heard one in real life but testing it out in this case costs more than trying new picks. Or it used to. dunno what they cost now.
I do find these devices really interesting little things though and wonder how they would sound in different circuits. maybe they aren't just electrically similar but maybe there is some way of shaping tone inside them. I have no idea. Like if you used one configured as a bootstrapped cathode follower or cascode how would they sound vs a valve? what i'm getting at is if they are tailored for your average gain stage, to sound great, but if using them in some wacky valve circuits makes a difference. would be something fun to experiment with.
I might email this guy and see how much these cost. I think I prefer this guys approach to the TG guy.