i go to a jahovas witness school situated in an underwater city, governed by mystical dwarfs and lepricorns wearing leatards, where the school dinners are freshly squeezed fish-milkshakes containing the finest cod and sea buffalo (caught by the pupils when we get to ride our subterannean segways during 'friendship time'.
now your probably asking yourself- how do you play football underwater then? well the answer to that my friend is by using innovative technology called aqau-grow. this involves a machine which pumps out mongolian grass eggs which hatch into patches of lush lawn.
You have a cool imagination, Sam! You should take up writing. Perhaps you can visit some writing forums and let us know how you go. Next year sometime. :P
Sorry, I'm tired and cranky, because someone called here early this morning and I didn't get to sleep in on my only sleep in day this week. :(